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Previously on Weeds....
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- Nancy?
- Mr. Schiff.
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The math teacher she blown in high school.
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Alright, killer. I hate to break the news
to you, but I need to take off.
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I'm gonna grab my passport
and be back hopefully by tomorrow.
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Do not leave for Copenhagen without me.
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- Do we have our passports?
- Um...
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Listen. If you want your passports,
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you will kill that douche bag and fast.
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Mr. Mahmud.
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I sent you guys to him for passports.
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Turns out he hates you
and would rather do anything
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than let you marry his daughter,
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which includes having you killed.
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- What's this Lars guy look like?
- He looked like you.
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So there's a tiny resemblance.
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- But he's not my dad.
- We'll let the lab decide.
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- Lab?
- DNA, my brother.
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- Oh!
- Who are you?
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Journalist... San Diego County Tribune.
I'm writing your story.
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- I can help you.
- Clark Kent to my rescue.
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Are you telling me,
after all's said and done,
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you don't want your story
on the record?
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My name is Nancy Botwin.
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Sync by honeybunny - corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com
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Judah... used to like to dress me up.
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Loan me out.
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We would lock our eyes...
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While I was being used...
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By whoever...
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His best friend,
my son's third grade teacher...
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The manager at Panda Express...
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I never told anyone that we swung...
Swang...
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That we were swingers.
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You know what? Our safe word...
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Was... "Fran Tarkenton".
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What are you doing?
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Let me know when you're done
entertaining yourself
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so we can actually
start the interview.
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Well, we talked about
having a threesome.
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Maybe I should just
make everything up.
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Probably be as accurate
as what you're giving me.
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What is it you want to hear?
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So I can get paid and
never see your face again?
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Something significant.
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Something I couldn't learn
from my other interviews.
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Uh...
I burned my house down.
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In Agrestic?
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You set the wildfire?
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No. Just my house.
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But why?
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To destroy the scene of the crime...
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I guess.
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In all fairness, the prefab piece of shit
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probably would have
burned down, anyway.
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Wow.
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Well, that is significant.
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But my story is not really
about Agrestic.
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Jesus. Then why ask me
questions about it?
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I haven't asked my questions yet.
You just started talking.
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Fine. Then go.
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Ask me a question already.
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Okay. Who killed Pilar Zuazo?
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Nothing's changed.
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Get the fuck out of my house!
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You get the fuck out of my house!
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Doug?
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Dana!
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Your tits get bigger?
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I'll go put on some coffee.
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Your butler is an asshole.
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Where are the kids?
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Jessie's here.
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Julie and Jennifer are at sleep-away camp.
Josh lives in Chicago now.
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What are you doing here?
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I've come to make amends.
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I really fucked up,
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and I want to apologize
so we can both move on.
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Is this for real?
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Oh, yes! Yes! I'm a changed man.
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God touched me. Spiritually, not...
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Daddy!
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Baby!
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Oh!
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Why is she calling the butler "daddy"?
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Doug... This is Wilfred...
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My husband.
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Oh, shit! You killed him.
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That was the idea.
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It's one thing to wish it.
It's another to see it.
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What did you do with the body?
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I don't want to know.
Yes, I do. No, I don't.
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We buried him somewhere very safe.
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That is good, yes?
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Yeah.
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Buried.
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Returned to the soil...
To give life anew.
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Or is cremation better?
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I don't know. I don't really
think about death that much.
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How can you not think about death?
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It is everything.
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It is the ticking clock that drives man.
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Death and sex.
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That and the natural and
righteous hatred for shi'a scum.
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So, I'll just take the passports?
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Oh, no, my friend.
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This video is not enough.
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I built my career on being thorough.
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Bring me his dick.
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Then you get the passports.
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We heard about your city contract
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for giving a loving send-off
to unclaimed indigents.
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What do you guys need?
Kidney? Lungs? Heart?
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We need a dick.
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John does are the bottom row.
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My FBI contact told me
that a Mexican gangster
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recently turned up at a hospital
in Washington state
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with an arrow wound.
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Why are they after you?
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What is it?
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Uh, my son's not
coming home tonight.
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Think he found a girl.
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He always finds a girl.
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Shane?
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Shut up.
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You don't get to say h...
either of my kids' names.
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Why'd you leave Esteban?
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He was gay.
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Took a lover... Armando.
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Why are you running?
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What do you know?
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What do you know?
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Why don't you just tell me
everything you know?
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Well, I know you've made
some questionable decisions,
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like getting married to a player
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in the most powerful
drug cartel in Mexico.
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I know that his boss hated you.
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And I know on the night she died,
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you abruptly split town.
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Mm-hmm. Is that all?
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Well, that and I have a...
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Pretty strong theory
as to why you're running.
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Can't wait to hear this.
What's your big theory?
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That Shane killed Pilar Zuazo.
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Nancy?
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Blink once if I'm right.
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Yo, this one.
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Eh. Skin tone's close enough.
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All right.
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Poor guy.
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Fell off a roof
trying to rob a liquor store.
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So this is what it all
comes down to, huh?
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Born into a bad situation,
yearning, hopeful.
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A life of struggle.
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The streets tempt,
but for a while, life wills out.
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Triumph of the spirit.
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And then, uh, the bottle calls.
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You end up breaking your neck
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trying to get a little liquid comfort.
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Let's pause a minute to pay
respect to this anonymous...
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- Gah!
- Whoa!
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Ah.
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Enjoy that cock.
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So, you talked to your mom?
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When you need her, you can't find her.
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Yeah. She always was
hard to pin down.
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Except that one time.
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Bad joke. Sorry.
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Oh, we're gonna be leaving the country...
Soon.
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Really?
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Wow, that sucks.
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You okay?
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No.
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In a lifetime
of things fucking with me,
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this is really fucking with me.
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My whole childhood is a lie.
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"Whoops, wrong dad."
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Look, if you're really leaving,
we should hang out,
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get to know each other
in case it's true.
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Well, uh, we'll know in a day or so.
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Shane, uh, stole your brush
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and took it to the lab
for a paternity test.
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So, tomorrow I'll be a father...
Or not.
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Fuck it.
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Before we know,
let's go do something fun.
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Okay.
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Uh, one scratch
and you're out of the will.
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Great cake, Wilfred.
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Thank you, Doug.
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Wilfred's a fantastic cook.
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Mm. Hobbies are very important
for the retired.
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Wilfred isn't retired.
He's an architect.
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He's designing the new symphony hall.
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You're welcome
to use the guest bed, Doug.
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I imagine you must be tired
after your flight.
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No, thanks. Not the slightest bit tired.
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Yeah, you know, life on the road,
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it's not for everybody, Wilfred.
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But, you know, a man's got to
drop out every once in a while,
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commune with this great country,
tramp about.
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Yeah, Doug used to carry a copy
of "On the Road" in his pocket.
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That book got me sex all the time.
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- Ha!
- Mm-hmm.
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Jack would've loved that.
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Wilfred knew Jack Kerouac.
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A bit. He used to come
to this club where I play.
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Yeah, Wilfred's also a jazz pianist.
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I'll get you some water.
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It must be hard, Doug,
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seeing Dana settled
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while you're still
re-establishing yourself.
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But everyone has
their own life trajectory.
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Not too many years ago,
I was completely lost.
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- You were?
- Yes.
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Adrift at sea, feeling like
I was never gonna reach land.
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That's exactly how I feel.
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I've been at sea a long time now.
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Oh, no. I meant
I was actually lost at sea.
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My friend Sidney and I...
Sidney Poitier...
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we had taken his boat to Cuba
for relief work,
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and we got caught
in a late-summer squall.
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But we made it.
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And so will you.
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Think I will go lie down now.
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You don't know anything.
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I know my instincts.
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You ever heard of word clouds?
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I input transcriptions
of my interviews
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to generate visual representations
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of words subjects used.
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Top five adjectives used to
describe you, for example...
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"manipulative", "sexy",
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"tough", "reckless", "bitch."
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"Bitch" is a noun.
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Top five adjectives
used to describe Shane...
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"creepy", "weird", "scary",
"gloomy", "violent."
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You're talking to me about...
About word clouds?
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Yeah, he's... he's gloomy.
He's a teenager.
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Silas is a teenager.
You want to hear his word cloud?
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I wa... I want to get
the fuck out of here.
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I'm writing this article
with or without you, Nancy.
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So fill in the blanks,
or I'm gonna do it myself.
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Here's your story.
Things happened to her.
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She dealt with them.
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You keeping speaking in...
in the passive tense,
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but, you know, we do things.
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You walked down the tunnel.
You, with your legs.
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What else was I supposed to do,
not walk down it?
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Well, yeah!
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Knowing whose it was,
most people go back
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to folding sun dresses and
leave it all under the floor.
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Look, either you're more forthcoming,
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or I'm not giving you your money.
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Why'd you run?
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- It's complicated.
- I ca...
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I can't write, "it's complicated."
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Sure you can.
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What'd you write
on your divorce papers?
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What makes you think I'm divorced?
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There's a picture of a kid
in your wallet but no wife...
261
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,079
Divorced... Or she's really ugly.
262
00:12:31,816 --> 00:12:34,083
We grew apart
because I was always gone.
263
00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:35,818
See? Complicated.
264
00:12:35,852 --> 00:12:37,550
We grew apart
because she fell in love
265
00:12:37,670 --> 00:12:40,404
with a gastrointestinal robot
surgeon while I was always gone.
266
00:12:40,524 --> 00:12:41,990
She's sleeping with someone else.
267
00:12:42,025 --> 00:12:43,158
Not that complicated.
268
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:45,234
Why'd you run?
269
00:12:53,113 --> 00:12:55,618
There was this guy I used to know...
270
00:12:55,956 --> 00:12:57,414
Uh, Guillermo.
271
00:12:57,534 --> 00:12:59,699
- García Gómez?
- Yeah.
272
00:13:01,225 --> 00:13:03,816
- He and I...
- You slept with Guillermo.
273
00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:07,847
That night, Pilar escorted me
out of the party.
274
00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:09,802
Guillermo was there, and she...
275
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:10,724
This is Mexicali.
276
00:13:11,394 --> 00:13:13,627
Those are members
of the Arellano-Félix family.
277
00:13:14,431 --> 00:13:15,971
This is the night of the party.
278
00:13:18,036 --> 00:13:19,299
Guillermo was in Mexico.
279
00:13:23,243 --> 00:13:25,354
Stop it! Stop it!
280
00:13:25,617 --> 00:13:27,382
It's all backed up off-site.
281
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:28,742
Deal's off!
282
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,045
Who does this?!
283
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:35,038
I'm glad I didn't go
to high school with you.
284
00:13:35,158 --> 00:13:36,625
Spoiled cunt like you.
285
00:13:36,954 --> 00:13:38,899
Wouldn't even get
a cup of coffee with me!
286
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,220
You know what?
287
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,888
I don't have to deal
with bitches like you anymore.
288
00:13:42,236 --> 00:13:43,790
I'm an adult now.
289
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,085
I don't need you anymore.
I'll write whatever I want.
290
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,949
- Leave. - No, no.
The deal's back on. I need the money.
291
00:13:53,602 --> 00:13:54,917
Deal's off. Go.
292
00:13:55,203 --> 00:13:56,236
Get out.
293
00:13:58,552 --> 00:14:00,975
Fucking bitch. God.
294
00:14:01,748 --> 00:14:04,167
You got to take me with you.
I got money.
295
00:14:04,287 --> 00:14:05,987
We're getting money.
Hooman here owes my mom.
296
00:14:06,030 --> 00:14:09,178
Sorry, bro. I can't sell any leg
spreader while I'm hiding out here.
297
00:14:09,644 --> 00:14:11,146
How much do you have?
298
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:12,747
Let me show you.
299
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:17,251
Kids tip over my carts.
300
00:14:17,371 --> 00:14:20,293
And once... once...
I get a Christmas gift
301
00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:21,654
from one of my customers.
302
00:14:21,774 --> 00:14:23,176
- And you know what it was?
- Poop?
303
00:14:23,204 --> 00:14:25,636
Poop. Poop. Poop!
304
00:14:26,596 --> 00:14:30,215
So, sometimes I just
bring the mail home.
305
00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:35,938
You have to be the worst mailman ever.
306
00:14:36,259 --> 00:14:37,433
Yep.
307
00:14:38,742 --> 00:14:42,092
I'm really not... not very good.
308
00:14:42,729 --> 00:14:43,856
I have passports.
309
00:14:45,471 --> 00:14:46,949
Show me.
310
00:14:53,089 --> 00:14:54,423
That is not his.
311
00:14:54,457 --> 00:14:56,725
Huh? No. Of course it's his.
312
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,861
That dick is a magic marker.
313
00:14:58,895 --> 00:15:00,763
Hooman has a crayon.
314
00:15:01,522 --> 00:15:03,432
I took him to the baths.
315
00:15:03,466 --> 00:15:06,435
The rude asshole never even
took off his Bluetooth.
316
00:15:06,469 --> 00:15:08,537
No, no, you're not
accounting for edema.
317
00:15:08,571 --> 00:15:11,540
It's floating in liquid,
so it expanded... edema.
318
00:15:11,574 --> 00:15:15,444
I asked you to kill
one worthless idiot,
319
00:15:15,478 --> 00:15:17,312
and you try to deceive me?
320
00:15:17,347 --> 00:15:19,134
Go, before I cut off your penis!
321
00:15:19,254 --> 00:15:20,606
Ohh! We had a deal!
322
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:23,524
Jaka-cock for passports.
I held up my end.
323
00:15:23,644 --> 00:15:25,308
Daoud Mahmud, what did you do?
324
00:15:25,428 --> 00:15:27,719
I was just looking out
for your best interests.
325
00:15:27,753 --> 00:15:30,021
He wasn't good enough
for you. Honey!
326
00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:36,335
Ugh! You are dead to me!
327
00:15:37,663 --> 00:15:39,664
Adara! Princess!
328
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:45,914
My husband would hire
a discount hitman.
329
00:15:46,444 --> 00:15:48,673
Even the Jews think
that man is cheap.
330
00:15:49,441 --> 00:15:51,509
That's a good line.
Offensive but...
331
00:15:51,544 --> 00:15:52,944
Shut up.
332
00:15:52,978 --> 00:15:56,648
You deceived him, but I will
give you the passports.
333
00:15:56,682 --> 00:15:58,516
Oh, wow. Thanks. Thank you.
334
00:15:58,551 --> 00:16:02,320
And I will only charge you $5,000.
335
00:16:02,355 --> 00:16:05,989
I've been on the waiting list
for a Birkin bag forever,
336
00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:07,859
and my name just came up.
337
00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:16,395
How did you end up in Dearborn?
338
00:16:17,069 --> 00:16:18,993
I thought Arabs hated cold weather.
339
00:16:19,707 --> 00:16:21,594
Why do you deserve
to be here more than I do?
340
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,608
Simple math.
341
00:16:23,642 --> 00:16:25,877
You people didn't get here till the '70s.
342
00:16:25,911 --> 00:16:27,679
My people have been here forever.
343
00:16:27,713 --> 00:16:28,593
Oh, really?
344
00:16:28,713 --> 00:16:31,483
What are you, Ottawa,
Anishinabe, or Potawatomi?
345
00:16:31,517 --> 00:16:34,185
Oh, don't give me that Indian crap.
346
00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:37,055
Have you been to the
soaring eagle casino lately?
347
00:16:37,089 --> 00:16:39,981
I went last month
to see Jeff Dunham.
348
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,515
The tickets alone cost 55 bucks.
349
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:47,790
Add to that the room,
a little buffet, a little craps.
350
00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:50,092
The real trail of tears is me
351
00:16:50,212 --> 00:16:52,774
going back and forth
to the ATM all night.
352
00:16:53,476 --> 00:16:54,709
You want to join?
353
00:16:54,743 --> 00:16:57,089
We're stealing Christmas-card
money from the past.
354
00:16:57,209 --> 00:17:00,114
No, thanks. Where's mom?
355
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,449
She's not here.
356
00:17:01,483 --> 00:17:02,617
Here.
357
00:17:02,651 --> 00:17:03,973
I said I don't want to open anything.
358
00:17:04,093 --> 00:17:06,721
No, it's your paternity results.
Picked them up today.
359
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:13,050
Yo, this one's addressed to me!
360
00:17:16,757 --> 00:17:18,099
I got into college?!
361
00:17:23,739 --> 00:17:25,263
Can I come back in?
362
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:27,694
Fuck off!
363
00:17:34,097 --> 00:17:35,722
Sorry about your camera.
364
00:17:37,239 --> 00:17:38,826
Filmed my son's birth with it.
365
00:17:38,946 --> 00:17:40,822
You wait to publish.
366
00:17:40,856 --> 00:17:41,779
I know.
367
00:17:41,899 --> 00:17:43,290
You don't say where we're going.
368
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:44,959
I don't know where you're going.
369
00:17:44,993 --> 00:17:48,114
Good.
What's my name gonna be?
370
00:17:48,397 --> 00:17:50,331
What do you want your name to be?
371
00:17:51,141 --> 00:17:52,803
Celia Hodes.
372
00:17:56,238 --> 00:17:57,701
What? What is it?
373
00:18:02,722 --> 00:18:04,083
They'll find you.
374
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,196
I don't think so.
375
00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:08,837
Pilar just doesn't disappear
and no one has to answer.
376
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,347
She's a legitimate businesswoman.
377
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:13,016
Someone has to answer.
378
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,385
Yeah, well, then we'll keep running.
379
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:17,329
It's an open murder investigation,
380
00:18:17,449 --> 00:18:19,423
and not just the cops... FBI.
381
00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:21,217
Them.
382
00:18:21,793 --> 00:18:23,734
And if I'm coming to that conclusion...
383
00:18:24,596 --> 00:18:28,198
Shane... then others will, too.
384
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,245
Can I have my money?
385
00:18:39,975 --> 00:18:42,829
Paying for interviews...
Out of pocket.
386
00:18:42,867 --> 00:18:45,882
My entire advance, gone.
387
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,151
God, this is depressing.
388
00:18:49,887 --> 00:18:52,967
Fran Tarkenton...
Where'd you pull that from?
389
00:18:53,087 --> 00:18:55,359
Oh.
390
00:18:55,393 --> 00:18:56,860
Yeah, Judah loved him.
391
00:18:56,894 --> 00:18:59,297
He had his, uh...
his signed rookie card
392
00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:00,897
between two pieces of glass.
393
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:04,601
Said we were gonna buy our
retirement house in Hawaii with it.
394
00:19:04,636 --> 00:19:06,503
I checked online not so long ago.
395
00:19:06,537 --> 00:19:10,015
It's worth like... $700.
396
00:19:11,161 --> 00:19:12,476
Ridiculous.
I mean, can you imagine?
397
00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:14,511
I... I hate the sun.
398
00:19:14,545 --> 00:19:17,377
Judah was... so...
399
00:19:20,175 --> 00:19:22,879
Anyway, I really am sorry
about your camera.
400
00:19:23,724 --> 00:19:24,757
That was mean.
401
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:30,172
Guess your word cloud was right.
402
00:19:37,493 --> 00:19:39,005
Why didn't I know Josh was gay?
403
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:41,668
I mean, even as a baby,
he looked gay. Gay baby.
404
00:19:41,687 --> 00:19:43,471
Oh, God. I'm going back to bed.
405
00:19:43,591 --> 00:19:46,621
Yell at me, Dana. Get mad.
But don't keep it in.
406
00:19:46,649 --> 00:19:48,068
You're gonna give yourself
butt cancer.
407
00:19:49,241 --> 00:19:50,818
I'm not mad at you.
408
00:19:51,325 --> 00:19:52,330
I'm happy.
409
00:19:52,888 --> 00:19:55,581
You married Uncle Phil from
"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."
410
00:19:55,701 --> 00:19:57,299
That's an obvious cry for help.
411
00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:59,656
Why are you here, Doug...
Really?
412
00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:04,906
To get my passport.
413
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:07,958
It's in the safety deposit box
at the bank.
414
00:20:07,995 --> 00:20:09,925
We needed both keys to open it.
415
00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:11,583
Hey.
416
00:20:11,703 --> 00:20:13,716
Okay. There it is.
417
00:20:13,941 --> 00:20:16,317
Take it. Now you can leave.
418
00:20:16,437 --> 00:20:18,397
Just mail them both back
when you're done.
419
00:20:18,838 --> 00:20:21,059
I don't want the passport anymore.
420
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:22,977
I know why God kept me alive now.
421
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,936
Seeing you and Julie... Jessie.
422
00:20:26,114 --> 00:20:27,460
I'm gonna stay here
where I belong,
423
00:20:27,490 --> 00:20:29,482
at the head of this family,
right here in Agrestic.
424
00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:32,620
It's called Re-grestic now.
425
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:34,451
That's re-tarded.
426
00:20:35,058 --> 00:20:39,493
You are not a part
of this family anymore.
427
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:43,939
You are just the idiot man-baby
who walked out on us.
428
00:20:44,145 --> 00:20:46,671
Now, you ruined my life once before,
429
00:20:46,699 --> 00:20:49,454
and you are not gonna ruin it again!
430
00:20:51,933 --> 00:20:53,839
Are you as turned on
as I am right now?
431
00:20:55,730 --> 00:20:56,735
Ugh!
432
00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:57,927
Ow!
433
00:20:59,168 --> 00:21:00,849
Damn it!
434
00:21:03,163 --> 00:21:04,271
Dude, what happened?
435
00:21:06,693 --> 00:21:09,376
I totally understand
the ego issues involved
436
00:21:09,496 --> 00:21:11,714
when it comes
to one's Louisville slugger,
437
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:14,073
but maybe you could have been
438
00:21:14,193 --> 00:21:16,843
a little more in the ballpark,
size-wise?
439
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:19,889
Man, what's that sunni perv doing
440
00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:21,129
checking out my junk anyway?
441
00:21:21,664 --> 00:21:23,392
Fuck that whole family!
442
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,036
No. Go to her.
443
00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:28,330
Don't end up dead and alone
like I'm going to.
444
00:21:29,965 --> 00:21:32,237
Maybe if I show him
I got into college...
445
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:33,844
Ah.
446
00:21:35,051 --> 00:21:37,438
All right.
You guys have been dope.
447
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,071
Wish me luck.
448
00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:43,179
What's with you?
449
00:21:43,376 --> 00:21:45,077
I saw a lot of dead people today.
450
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,451
Kind of battling my own mortality.
451
00:21:47,571 --> 00:21:48,436
What's are you guys doing?
452
00:21:48,556 --> 00:21:49,910
Getting Copenhagen money.
453
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,170
Sort of thought we'd find more.
454
00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:56,015
That? Yeah, that's not gonna get us
plane tickets, let alone passports.
455
00:21:56,068 --> 00:21:57,774
Fuck! I guess Copenhagen's off.
456
00:21:57,841 --> 00:21:59,740
No. No, it's not.
457
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:04,554
Passports, plane tickets, whatever else
we need... Just go get it.
458
00:22:05,186 --> 00:22:07,937
Wake me when it's time to go.
459
00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:11,816
Uh, this will only cover the passports.
460
00:22:13,725 --> 00:22:16,777
I'll get the money.
I'll get the money.
461
00:22:32,031 --> 00:22:34,331
Nance, I'll be honest...
Too much death today.
462
00:22:36,743 --> 00:22:38,414
I'm suddenly terrified of dying
463
00:22:38,452 --> 00:22:39,541
and leaving you guys alone.
464
00:22:40,887 --> 00:22:41,817
I got the tickets.
465
00:22:43,507 --> 00:22:45,113
And don't ask me how.
466
00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:46,849
But seven hours from now,
467
00:22:46,883 --> 00:22:50,546
we're all flying to Copenhagen
via Paris.
468
00:22:50,913 --> 00:22:55,150
And I have arranged it so that
you and I get to sit together.
469
00:22:55,386 --> 00:22:57,960
I need to tell you
my official end-of-life plan
470
00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:00,529
before someone's sticking
my dick in a soup container.
471
00:23:00,563 --> 00:23:01,947
So, ready?
472
00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:04,807
Open bar.
473
00:23:06,605 --> 00:23:07,736
Big photo of me.
474
00:23:07,771 --> 00:23:10,834
Boy, those last-minute
tickets to Europe cost a lot.
475
00:23:12,957 --> 00:23:15,108
Okay, so, here's the tickets.
476
00:23:15,362 --> 00:23:17,394
I want my ashes divided in two...
477
00:23:17,428 --> 00:23:20,442
One half set adrift
on an ice floe in glacier bay,
478
00:23:21,354 --> 00:23:24,334
the other half blown
into Norm Engerfelt's face
479
00:23:24,368 --> 00:23:28,772
with the words "Anus Botwin says hi."
480
00:23:28,806 --> 00:23:30,640
Gratitude expressed through fellatio
481
00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:33,877
has never been rejected,
ever, in history.
482
00:23:33,911 --> 00:23:36,579
If you don't follow all this
to the letter, I will haunt you.
483
00:23:37,265 --> 00:23:39,983
Murder hallucinations,
flying babies,
484
00:23:40,017 --> 00:23:41,918
giant hellmouth in your closet...
485
00:23:41,952 --> 00:23:43,520
Yeah, real nightmare shit.
486
00:23:43,554 --> 00:23:45,173
I'm gonna go pack.
487
00:23:52,663 --> 00:23:54,622
Can I lie next to you for a second?
488
00:23:58,369 --> 00:24:01,959
I used to love sleeping
between you and dad.
489
00:24:04,308 --> 00:24:06,276
Felt so safe.
490
00:24:08,546 --> 00:24:10,323
Doesn't really feel
like anything now.
491
00:24:14,430 --> 00:24:17,454
At least I don't have to worry
about dropping dead at 40
492
00:24:17,488 --> 00:24:18,922
from a bad ticker.
493
00:24:18,956 --> 00:24:21,524
Lars is in great shape.
494
00:24:27,127 --> 00:24:30,975
Bye, mom.
495
00:24:31,676 --> 00:24:34,828
Sincerely wish you all good things.
496
00:25:16,542 --> 00:25:19,440
Andy! Andy?
497
00:25:22,003 --> 00:25:23,878
Hey. How was your nap?
498
00:25:23,912 --> 00:25:26,147
I'll meet you at the airport.
499
00:25:26,181 --> 00:25:27,529
You know what to do.
500
00:25:28,831 --> 00:25:30,651
Plan "A," plan "B," or plan "C"?
501
00:25:30,967 --> 00:25:32,188
I'll let you know.
502
00:27:02,639 --> 00:27:04,911
No, every time,
I'm walking down that tunnel...
503
00:27:04,949 --> 00:27:08,019
Every time... and once
I find out what's at the end,
504
00:27:08,230 --> 00:27:10,691
I'll figure it out then,
but at least I'll know.
505
00:27:10,811 --> 00:27:12,634
I'll... I'll know.
506
00:27:13,459 --> 00:27:15,684
No, every time,
I'm walking down that tunnel...
507
00:27:15,804 --> 00:27:18,656
Every time... and once
I find out what's at the end,
508
00:27:18,976 --> 00:27:21,530
I'll figure it out then,
but at least I'll know.
509
00:27:21,650 --> 00:27:23,568
I'll... I'll know.
510
00:27:24,759 --> 00:27:26,468
Why would you not want to know?
511
00:27:26,588 --> 00:27:31,345
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