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We need to go far, far away.
Copenhagen.
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We're gonna need passports.
Okay.
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One more stop first.
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Mr. Schiff? The math teacher
she boned in high school.
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Nancy.
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You sure you're okay
with everybody staying here?
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What's mine is yours.
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Lars Guinard.
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The loser boyfriend
of your mother's.
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What's this Lars guy look like?
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He looked like you.
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What the fuck are you doing?!
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You can't just ring
some guy's doorbell
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and ask if he's
someone's father.
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Hey.
Can I help you, bros?
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We noticed your car's for sale.
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Let me grab the keys.
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He is so
your fucking dad.
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Go to hell.
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Yeah. "Hell-sinki."
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No kid comes here
to smoke hash.
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I need up.
Not down.
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One part grain alcohol,
a dash of hash,
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a hint of red bull.
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My super secret ingredient.
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I'm on fuego!
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It's perfect.
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I'll take 10 cases.
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All right.
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Nancy Price?
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Ellis. Tate.
From high school.
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Do you want to get a coffee
or something?
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My number.
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I found her.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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So, I'll have the rest
for you tomorrow,
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and you will, too, right?
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Don't worry.
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Check it out.
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It's "wax on, wax off" night.
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Ladies who show me
the bald stuff get in free.
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What about the guys
that show you the bald stuff?
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What the fuck?
That's just sick.
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All right. Thank you.
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Um...So...
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You have all the, uh,
connections, right?
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Like, you have all the...
the hook-ups?
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I'm hooman.
What you need?
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Passports.
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Oh, shit. For drugs?
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Listen up. Morocco...
That's the place.
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I know a guy there.
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No.
Okay, but, um, no.
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I-I just need passports.
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That's cool.
I got the joint.
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I'll text you his info.
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You call first,
set an appointment,
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and when you send your man over,
he should say Jaka sent him.
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We're tight.
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When I...
when I send my man over?
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Well, he's not gonna deal
with a woman.
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Oh, no, of course not.
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Why... why do you do that,
that whole sexist thing?
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That whole oppression thing...
Why... why do you do that?
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You guys scare the shit
out of us.
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Funny Mike.
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I told you, man,
the car's off the market.
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How'd the girlfriend take it?
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Oh, she was thrilled,
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hopes me and the car will be
very happy together.
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You sure keeping the car
is worth all this?
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Oh, I'm on to you, kid.
No sale.
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You got me.
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Thought I'd give it
one last shot.
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I can respect that.
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Hey, you need a hand
with any of this stuff?
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Yeah, let's put it right there.
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Right... right...
Ugh.
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You should mail her
all those hair trimmings.
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That shit got everywhere...
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Another thing
I'm not gonna miss.
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Uh, wait.
How old are you?
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19.
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Well, I'm no cop.
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19.
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When I was 19, I was in
a Whitesnake cover band.
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You could've gone camping
in my hair.
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God, the stupid things I did
to get laid.
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In your bitchin' Camaro.
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That's right.
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Hey, Lars, where'd you go
to high school?
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East Dearborn...
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Take a liking to a viking.
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Really?
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My mom went there...
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Nancy Price.
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Shut the fuck up.
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You're Nancy Price's kid?
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Dude, I used to...
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Your mom was my girlfriend.
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Seriously?
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You don't look
anything like her.
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So, I'm thinking of getting
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a bunk-bed set
for you and Midas,
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but I don't want to hear
a lot of yelling
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about who gets the top.
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I don't think
we're gonna be here
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for that long,
Mr. Schiff.
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And, you know, I think we can
get a little wall in here
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and give you guys
a little privacy.
111
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And you're right.
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You're only gonna be here
a little while longer.
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And then it's just gonna be
me and your mom.
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And your hair dye.
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You think it works?
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Mom.
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Hey.
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Swan and I were bonding.
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Oh, sweet.
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Honey, could you empty the car?
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Yeah.
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Want to see some plans?
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Some plans?
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If I empty out
the second bedroom,
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you get an enormous
closet space.
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And you use the master,
of course,
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and I can put the massage table
right here, next to the bed.
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I don't want you to go
to all that trouble.
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The trouble is all behind us.
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Uh, Warren.
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Do... do you remember a student
from high school
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named Ellis Tate?
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Ellis Tate.
Yeah.
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Big black guy?
No, that's Enos.
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Um, yeah. Ellis Tate.
I think I do.
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Yeah, yeah,
nebbishy white guy, glasses.
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Oh, no, fat girl.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
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I remember she was very good
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at geometry and...Lunch.
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Okay, that pure-fun
magic shower head...
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pure fun and magical.
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First it was green,
and then it was red,
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and then, holy shit,
I'm showering blue.
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It's like I'm shrooming.
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The only thing that would
have made it better
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is a large-breasted fairy
in there with me.
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Andy, can I talk to you?
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Please?
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Check it out, guys...
purifying wand.
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I'm so over Brita.
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After everything else
you ingest,
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you're worried about water?
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I got a lead on passports.
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Nice work, Nancy Drew.
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The address is in there,
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along with cash
and our pictures.
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You're not coming with?
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Apparently
it's a no-lady zone.
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Turkish bath?
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Hey, what'd you use
for my picture?
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The one where I'm eating
cheesecake on a stick?
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Okay. That's cool.
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No, we just assumed you had
your own passport.
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Well, not on me.
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All right.
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I got some calls to make.
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Tell him hooman Jaka sent you.
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Hooman Jaka...
loved him in "Star Wars."
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Hi. Can you point me
towards the old yearbooks?
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If you're looking
for Bob Seger,
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those ones were vandalized
years ago.
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Bob is an acquired taste.
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I was looking for '84
to '87, actually.
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Nobody good in those years.
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But hang on. I'll get them.
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Nancy Price?
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Hi, there.
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Uh, Patricia Davies.
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Sure. Right.
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We were in the same class
together, here, this school.
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Patricia, of course.
Great to see you.
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So, you...
Do you have kids here?
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Uh, no, I'm just looking up
old yearbooks, you know.
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Viking pride.
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Viking pride, right, right.
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You told Maureen Byrne
I was a prude.
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In the locker room after gym,
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you said if I ever let
a... a dick inside me,
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it would turn into a popsicle.
191
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Then everyone started calling me
P-Popsicle Patty.
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Patricia, uh, wow.
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I have no memory of that,
194
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but that was mean of me.
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Sorry.
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I slept with 14 guys
my junior year.
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I got kicked out of my house.
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Never quite made it to college.
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I'm just waiting
on the librarian.
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Oh, Phyllis...
She takes her time...
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Which is why they hired me,
the librarian's assistant.
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Fun stuff.
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I have had herpes for 27 years.
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Do you know?
But I am no prude.
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'84 through '87.
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We all miss those days, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, it was lots of fun.
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Bitch.
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00:09:14,714 --> 00:09:16,448
Ellis? Hi.
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Uh, Nancy. Price, yeah.
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Um, listen.
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Turns out I am feeling
kind of nostalgic.
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Yeah. Yeah, let's.
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Um, where are you staying?
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00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,802
Uh, okay.
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00:09:36,836 --> 00:09:43,475
Um, why don't we meet,
um, halfway?
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00:09:43,510 --> 00:09:46,712
D'Angelo's on Miller Road?
218
00:09:46,746 --> 00:09:48,781
Yeah, when?
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Okay, perfect.
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Okay, bye.
221
00:10:01,628 --> 00:10:03,295
Daoud Mahmud.
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00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:05,764
Please, if you are hurt,
do not stand for me.
223
00:10:05,799 --> 00:10:09,635
Randy Newman,
and I'm not injured, um...
224
00:10:09,669 --> 00:10:12,338
Though I did lose some toes
to an Armenian dog once.
225
00:10:13,473 --> 00:10:15,040
This Armenian do...
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00:10:15,075 --> 00:10:17,610
Actual dog, or an angry
reference to a national?
227
00:10:17,644 --> 00:10:21,480
Um, I am looking to get
some passports.
228
00:10:21,514 --> 00:10:24,183
So go to the passport office.
229
00:10:24,217 --> 00:10:26,752
No. "Passports."
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00:10:26,786 --> 00:10:30,189
Passports for...
"Bunny rabbits"?
231
00:10:31,524 --> 00:10:32,891
"What's he talking about?"
232
00:10:32,926 --> 00:10:34,426
"I don't know."
233
00:10:34,461 --> 00:10:35,828
"He must be police."
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00:10:35,862 --> 00:10:37,896
Police? No, no.
Uh, Hooman Jaka sent me.
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00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:40,099
I'm sorry.
I should have led with that.
236
00:10:41,534 --> 00:10:43,335
Hooman?
237
00:10:43,370 --> 00:10:45,871
That fucking
piece-of-shit cock-sucker.
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00:10:45,905 --> 00:10:48,173
I spit on Hooman Jaka.
You are his friend?
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00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:50,409
Friend? No, no.
I've never even met the guy.
240
00:10:50,443 --> 00:10:52,411
It's... what a jackass.
241
00:10:52,445 --> 00:10:54,513
W-we've done
a little business together.
242
00:10:54,547 --> 00:10:56,315
So you're a crook
piece of shit, too.
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00:10:56,349 --> 00:11:00,019
Okay, if I may, fuck Jaka.
244
00:11:00,053 --> 00:11:02,488
I had to get to you, Daoud,
for my family.
245
00:11:02,522 --> 00:11:06,125
I had to find you and pray
that you could help us.
246
00:11:06,159 --> 00:11:07,960
Think of me and my family
as farmers,
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00:11:07,994 --> 00:11:11,563
seeking shade
in a summer drought,
248
00:11:11,598 --> 00:11:14,566
with a plague of locusts
eating our fields.
249
00:11:16,603 --> 00:11:18,137
My father was a farmer...
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00:11:18,171 --> 00:11:21,306
Mm-hmm.
...In Jordan.
251
00:11:21,341 --> 00:11:23,008
When I make
my "fuck you" money,
252
00:11:23,043 --> 00:11:24,410
I will retire
and follow in his footsteps,
253
00:11:24,444 --> 00:11:25,878
except in Kansas,
254
00:11:25,912 --> 00:11:27,746
and with a staff to do
the actual work.
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00:11:27,781 --> 00:11:30,315
We were just in Kansas.
Godspeed.
256
00:11:30,350 --> 00:11:31,750
Did I mention, um,
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00:11:31,785 --> 00:11:35,754
I have a very cute baby
in grave danger?
258
00:11:39,059 --> 00:11:42,995
Um, he takes after his mother.
259
00:11:43,029 --> 00:11:44,997
I sense your desperation.
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00:11:45,031 --> 00:11:46,932
Thank you.
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00:11:51,805 --> 00:11:56,875
Come to this address
tonight, 5:00.
262
00:11:56,910 --> 00:11:58,477
Another address?
263
00:11:58,511 --> 00:12:01,213
Okay, could you
mapquest it for me,
264
00:12:01,247 --> 00:12:03,048
'cause the roads around here...
265
00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:05,350
You know, I'm gonna leave
a little extra time.
266
00:12:05,385 --> 00:12:07,720
Okay, so, uh...
267
00:12:07,754 --> 00:12:10,956
What about a baseball theme
for the bedroom?
268
00:12:10,990 --> 00:12:12,725
Yeah.
You're out of bread.
269
00:12:12,759 --> 00:12:15,427
Look, you just make a list
of your favorite things,
270
00:12:15,462 --> 00:12:17,196
and we'll stock up
on some of them.
271
00:12:18,732 --> 00:12:21,867
I don't know if you
should be drinking that.
272
00:12:21,901 --> 00:12:26,105
And, uh, don't forget to include
some stuff for your mother,
273
00:12:26,139 --> 00:12:30,976
unless she's still trying
to live on doritos and tab.
274
00:12:31,010 --> 00:12:33,445
Dude, give up the dream.
275
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:35,447
Ahh.
276
00:12:35,482 --> 00:12:39,551
Look, I'm not an idiot.
277
00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:41,887
I know she's
not committed...Yet.
278
00:12:41,921 --> 00:12:47,092
But your mother loved me once.
279
00:12:47,127 --> 00:12:50,562
And that will happen again.
280
00:12:50,597 --> 00:12:53,732
How out of touch are you?
We're leaving.
281
00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:55,701
Like you're going on
a family vacation?
282
00:12:55,735 --> 00:12:58,036
Yeah, just like that,
only we're never coming back.
283
00:12:59,773 --> 00:13:01,573
No.
284
00:13:01,608 --> 00:13:03,208
No, no, no, no, no.
285
00:13:03,243 --> 00:13:04,476
No, no, no, no.
286
00:13:04,511 --> 00:13:07,746
This can't be happening,
not again.
287
00:13:07,781 --> 00:13:12,050
She just returned.
She can't just leave me again.
288
00:13:16,122 --> 00:13:17,389
I can't swallow.
289
00:13:17,423 --> 00:13:18,624
H-hey, Warren.
290
00:13:18,658 --> 00:13:19,792
I can't swallow.
291
00:13:19,826 --> 00:13:21,693
Relax.
I didn't mean right away.
292
00:13:21,728 --> 00:13:23,395
Mm, mm!
293
00:13:23,429 --> 00:13:24,963
And what does that mean?
294
00:13:24,998 --> 00:13:26,565
"Relax, Warren."
295
00:13:26,599 --> 00:13:28,267
Everybody's always
telling me to relax.
296
00:13:28,301 --> 00:13:29,668
"Warren, relax."
297
00:13:29,702 --> 00:13:32,237
What does that m...
What do you mean?
298
00:13:32,272 --> 00:13:34,740
For months? For weeks?
What?
299
00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:37,609
Have you answered me?
300
00:13:39,546 --> 00:13:45,117
There's something happening
really weird with my eyes.
301
00:13:49,322 --> 00:13:50,656
Are you bouncing?
302
00:13:52,358 --> 00:13:54,193
Whoa.
303
00:13:54,227 --> 00:13:55,627
Whoa.
304
00:14:03,536 --> 00:14:04,670
Whoo!
305
00:14:04,704 --> 00:14:07,039
Well, how did...
How did that work?
306
00:14:07,073 --> 00:14:10,142
You guys dated in high school
and it fizzled out?
307
00:14:10,176 --> 00:14:12,144
Something like that.
I don't know.
308
00:14:12,178 --> 00:14:14,479
We did that on-and-off thing
for a while,
309
00:14:14,514 --> 00:14:15,848
holiday-break hook-ups...
310
00:14:15,882 --> 00:14:17,549
Nothing official, but, hey,
311
00:14:17,584 --> 00:14:21,386
sometimes a faucet still drips
after you turn it off.
312
00:14:23,590 --> 00:14:26,258
It was sweet, though, you know?
313
00:14:28,595 --> 00:14:31,296
Want another beer?
I think I'm your son.
314
00:14:35,068 --> 00:14:37,436
I think I'm your son.
315
00:14:40,073 --> 00:14:42,341
Look, here's the thing.
I-I'm probably wrong.
316
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,109
I don't know anything for sure.
317
00:14:44,143 --> 00:14:46,245
Uh, it's just, t-timing-wise,
it could be.
318
00:14:46,279 --> 00:14:48,213
You know,
maybe you haven't noticed,
319
00:14:48,248 --> 00:14:50,782
but we kind of look...
Should I stand?
320
00:14:50,817 --> 00:14:53,318
No.
321
00:14:53,353 --> 00:14:56,555
Let's both sit.
322
00:14:56,589 --> 00:14:59,791
Wait, so...
Have you asked her?
323
00:14:59,826 --> 00:15:03,195
No. No, not yet.
324
00:15:03,229 --> 00:15:05,697
Mother of shit.
325
00:15:05,732 --> 00:15:10,535
Yeah, that pretty much
covers it.
326
00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:12,204
I'm sorry. I-I should go.
327
00:15:12,238 --> 00:15:14,573
I didn't mean
to drop this on you.
328
00:15:14,607 --> 00:15:16,842
I don't know
what I meant to do.
329
00:15:16,876 --> 00:15:19,511
But I don't want you to feel
330
00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:22,347
like you have to do anything
or take care of me
331
00:15:22,382 --> 00:15:25,717
or...be my dad
or whatever.
332
00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:32,424
I'm gonna take off.
333
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:35,327
Uh, thanks for the beer.
334
00:15:46,506 --> 00:15:49,174
I hope you understand
the need for this.
335
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:51,476
You can never be sure
who is listening in the office.
336
00:15:51,511 --> 00:15:53,245
Totally.
337
00:15:53,279 --> 00:15:58,083
So, I need five American.
338
00:15:58,117 --> 00:16:01,086
No. American passports
are too tough.
339
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,654
I could do Iceland.
340
00:16:02,689 --> 00:16:04,823
Their economy has tanked,
and they're on fire.
341
00:16:04,857 --> 00:16:06,124
That's good for you.
342
00:16:06,159 --> 00:16:09,227
$5,000 each,
half in cash up front.
343
00:16:09,262 --> 00:16:12,230
Deal,
except I only have $3,000.
344
00:16:13,666 --> 00:16:15,167
I was right.
345
00:16:15,201 --> 00:16:16,668
You are a crook piece of shit.
346
00:16:31,651 --> 00:16:32,985
See you.
347
00:16:33,019 --> 00:16:34,386
Wedding insanity.
348
00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:37,622
A wedding? Oh, wow.
Congratulations.
349
00:16:37,657 --> 00:16:40,525
No! Do not
congratulate me.
350
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:43,128
Hooman Jaka is to be
my daughter's husband.
351
00:16:43,162 --> 00:16:45,364
Oh, Hooman.
Yes, we hate Hooman.
352
00:16:45,398 --> 00:16:46,765
Shi'a piece of garbage.
353
00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:48,500
Right.
You're not shi'a, I take it?
354
00:16:48,534 --> 00:16:51,169
Of course not.
I am Jordanian sunni.
355
00:16:51,204 --> 00:16:54,206
You think I would let
my daughter marry a shi'ite,
356
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,641
to plant a tomato
in a corn field?
357
00:16:56,676 --> 00:16:59,177
No... tomatoes are over here,
and corn is over here.
358
00:16:59,212 --> 00:17:00,512
That's common sense.
359
00:17:00,546 --> 00:17:04,082
Randy, my desperate,
crooked friend.
360
00:17:06,686 --> 00:17:08,587
I have a proposal for you.
361
00:17:10,323 --> 00:17:12,424
I will get you your passports.
362
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:15,794
In return, you will make certain
this wedding does not happen.
363
00:17:17,063 --> 00:17:19,898
Oh. Um, I see.
364
00:17:19,932 --> 00:17:21,900
So you want me
to break them up.
365
00:17:21,934 --> 00:17:23,301
Break them up?
366
00:17:23,336 --> 00:17:26,505
No, not good enough.
367
00:17:26,539 --> 00:17:28,006
Dead.
368
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:31,476
I want him dead.
369
00:17:31,511 --> 00:17:33,545
Okay.
370
00:17:33,579 --> 00:17:35,714
Or I could just break them up.
371
00:17:35,748 --> 00:17:37,449
I've already tried that with somebody
much more handsome than you.
372
00:17:39,085 --> 00:17:41,453
Well, maybe in the conventional
terms of your culture...
373
00:17:41,487 --> 00:17:42,587
Listen to me.
374
00:17:42,622 --> 00:17:44,156
If you want your passports,
375
00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:46,458
you will kill that douche bag
and fast.
376
00:17:46,492 --> 00:17:50,462
I have to put down a deposit
for the caterer next week.
377
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:01,940
So, do we have our passports?
378
00:18:01,974 --> 00:18:04,576
Uh, slight bend in that river.
379
00:18:04,610 --> 00:18:05,777
What?
380
00:18:05,812 --> 00:18:07,479
Do we need more money?
381
00:18:07,513 --> 00:18:09,047
No.
382
00:18:09,082 --> 00:18:10,415
We need Shane.
383
00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,284
What?
We have to kill somebody.
384
00:18:12,318 --> 00:18:14,619
Um, Hooman, actually.
385
00:18:14,654 --> 00:18:16,888
He's supposed to marry
Daoud's daughter.
386
00:18:16,923 --> 00:18:18,356
Really?
387
00:18:18,391 --> 00:18:21,259
Well... well, he...
he is kind of a douche.
388
00:18:21,294 --> 00:18:24,796
Nancy...
I'm not killing anybody.
389
00:18:24,831 --> 00:18:26,264
I-I know, I know.
390
00:18:26,299 --> 00:18:28,467
Just, we really, really need
those passports.
391
00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:30,936
Just get creative.
392
00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:32,170
Get creative?
393
00:18:32,205 --> 00:18:34,406
I'm always getting creative,
394
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,341
while you're out getting...
395
00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:37,809
Where are you, anyway?
396
00:18:37,844 --> 00:18:39,144
I got to go. Sorry.
397
00:18:39,178 --> 00:18:41,178
Nancy, hang on.
Sorry. I got to go.
398
00:18:45,785 --> 00:18:48,653
You hos are always
leaving stuff behind.
399
00:18:48,688 --> 00:18:50,489
Now, find your bag of dildos
400
00:18:50,523 --> 00:18:51,623
and make sure you lock the door
on the way out.
401
00:18:51,657 --> 00:18:54,893
I'll just be a minute.
402
00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:56,328
Thank you!
403
00:19:36,669 --> 00:19:41,239
Guess I'm not so good
at this...Undercover thing.
404
00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:44,075
Oh!
405
00:19:45,311 --> 00:19:47,879
Who are you?
406
00:19:47,914 --> 00:19:50,749
Creepy stalking son of a...
407
00:19:50,783 --> 00:19:51,883
Journalist!
408
00:19:51,918 --> 00:19:53,084
What?
409
00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:55,887
Journalist...
San Diego County Tribune.
410
00:19:59,058 --> 00:20:00,592
See for yourself.
411
00:20:02,762 --> 00:20:04,529
Vaughn Coleman?
412
00:20:04,564 --> 00:20:06,898
People always assume I'm black.
413
00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:10,569
Why are you following me?
414
00:20:10,603 --> 00:20:13,271
Because I'm writing your story.
415
00:20:24,217 --> 00:20:26,484
Hey, little boy.
Want some candy?
416
00:20:28,054 --> 00:20:29,754
Jesus!
417
00:20:29,789 --> 00:20:32,324
Your mom never even
mentioned this guy.
418
00:20:32,358 --> 00:20:33,758
When did they date?
419
00:20:33,793 --> 00:20:35,427
Look, the timing adds up.
420
00:20:35,461 --> 00:20:39,831
Wonky math does not
a father make.
421
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,400
You haven't seen him.
422
00:20:42,435 --> 00:20:45,437
Oh, what, he's blond?
423
00:20:45,471 --> 00:20:47,305
There's plenty of nordic
in our family.
424
00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:49,007
You never heard
of Great Uncle Hans?
425
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,576
Yeah, crazy Finn.
426
00:20:51,611 --> 00:20:53,778
You are Judah's son,
no question.
427
00:20:53,813 --> 00:20:56,181
I was there
on the day you were born.
428
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:59,184
I saw him staring at you
for hours in total awe.
429
00:20:59,218 --> 00:21:02,254
Probably looking
for a resemblance.
430
00:21:02,288 --> 00:21:06,625
Okay, so, you met a cool guy.
431
00:21:06,659 --> 00:21:08,059
Wait, is he cool?
432
00:21:08,094 --> 00:21:10,695
He drives a Camaro.
433
00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:11,830
Weak.
434
00:21:14,033 --> 00:21:16,868
He's...Easy.
435
00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:18,903
Okay, you met an easy guy,
436
00:21:18,938 --> 00:21:22,007
who looks like you,
that your mom used to date.
437
00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:23,608
Fuck!
438
00:21:23,643 --> 00:21:26,011
My point is, he's not your dad.
Judah's your dad.
439
00:21:26,045 --> 00:21:28,580
But you're looking for
something. I get that.
440
00:21:28,614 --> 00:21:30,849
I'm not looking for anything.
441
00:21:30,883 --> 00:21:33,952
I just want to fucking know
the truth for a change.
442
00:21:33,986 --> 00:21:36,221
Hmm.
Truth is you're a Botwin.
443
00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:38,757
Admittedly,
that can be difficult.
444
00:21:38,791 --> 00:21:41,559
We're a brood
of tortured souls.
445
00:21:41,594 --> 00:21:44,696
But that the beauty
of a tribe. We can kvetch.
446
00:21:44,730 --> 00:21:47,866
Well, maybe I'll kvetch
to mom about this.
447
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:50,068
Great idea.
448
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:52,270
Talk to her.
She'll clear it all up.
449
00:21:58,511 --> 00:22:01,746
I have so much energy.
450
00:22:02,915 --> 00:22:04,816
Okay, see, he's not
doing it right.
451
00:22:04,850 --> 00:22:06,885
You got to embrace
the light and dark equally.
452
00:22:08,988 --> 00:22:11,323
She's my true north.
453
00:22:11,357 --> 00:22:14,125
And if she leaves me,
I'm nothing.
454
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:18,463
So, if she leaves me,
I'm going to kill myself.
455
00:22:18,497 --> 00:22:21,032
Bummer.
456
00:22:21,067 --> 00:22:23,702
All right, killer, I hate to break the
news to you, man, but I got to take off.
457
00:22:23,736 --> 00:22:25,437
Gonna grab my passport
and be back,
458
00:22:25,471 --> 00:22:26,705
hopefully by tomorrow.
459
00:22:26,739 --> 00:22:27,906
You got my cell number, right?
460
00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:28,973
What do you think?
461
00:22:29,008 --> 00:22:30,809
Okay, well, Andy's got it.
462
00:22:30,843 --> 00:22:33,611
Do not leave for Copenhagen
without me.
463
00:22:33,646 --> 00:22:35,780
W-what am I supposed to do
with teach?
464
00:22:35,815 --> 00:22:37,782
Keep an eye on him,
make sure he eats,
465
00:22:37,817 --> 00:22:39,718
and don't let him sleep
on his back.
466
00:22:39,752 --> 00:22:43,321
Always the babysitter.
Awesome.
467
00:22:43,356 --> 00:22:45,724
You need to update
your photo, Vaughn.
468
00:22:45,758 --> 00:22:47,759
Time hasn't been good
to the old hairline.
469
00:22:47,793 --> 00:22:50,962
So, tell me, what?
Everything.
470
00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:52,764
Tell me everything you know.
471
00:22:52,798 --> 00:22:54,366
Well, actually, I was hoping
472
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,734
you'd tell me everything
you know.
473
00:22:57,937 --> 00:23:01,439
Okay, I started out doing
a story on Esteban Reyes
474
00:23:01,474 --> 00:23:03,808
and his connection
to Pilar Zuazo.
475
00:23:03,843 --> 00:23:05,977
Then she turned up dead.
476
00:23:06,011 --> 00:23:11,116
And you, the American wife of
a Mexican politician/gangster,
477
00:23:11,150 --> 00:23:13,184
disappeared.
478
00:23:14,887 --> 00:23:17,856
You should go back
to San Diego.
479
00:23:17,890 --> 00:23:22,594
Write about Comic-Con and
Captain Magnetard or whatever.
480
00:23:22,628 --> 00:23:24,696
You think I'm some sort
481
00:23:24,730 --> 00:23:27,966
of a jerk-off
basement blogger, huh?
482
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,801
I've won awards.
483
00:23:29,835 --> 00:23:31,603
Well, if you print
a single word,
484
00:23:31,637 --> 00:23:33,872
I'll deny it all
to that fact-checker person.
485
00:23:33,906 --> 00:23:34,973
I can do that.
486
00:23:35,007 --> 00:23:37,475
That's from a movie, Nancy.
487
00:23:37,510 --> 00:23:39,711
This isn't "Almost Famous."
488
00:23:43,282 --> 00:23:45,316
I'm gonna do this story
489
00:23:45,351 --> 00:23:47,285
with or without your input.
490
00:23:47,319 --> 00:23:49,454
I'll fill in details
if I have to.
491
00:23:49,488 --> 00:23:52,090
It would make me sad.
I do have my ethics.
492
00:23:52,124 --> 00:23:55,059
But, hey, James Frey
still has a book deal,
493
00:23:55,094 --> 00:23:56,394
and I want mine.
494
00:23:56,429 --> 00:23:58,396
What if there
isn't anything to tell?
495
00:23:58,431 --> 00:23:59,998
Drugs, tunnels, murder...
496
00:24:00,032 --> 00:24:02,434
I-I-I know
my fucking story.
497
00:24:07,306 --> 00:24:09,140
Who else knows we're here?
498
00:24:09,175 --> 00:24:12,243
My editor knows I found you,
but I didn't tell him where.
499
00:24:12,278 --> 00:24:14,679
But if I was able to find you,
500
00:24:14,713 --> 00:24:17,916
how long before the bad guys
find you?
501
00:24:17,950 --> 00:24:19,818
And I don't mean the FBI.
502
00:24:19,852 --> 00:24:23,488
Because they will, soon.
503
00:24:23,522 --> 00:24:26,057
But we can expose them first.
504
00:24:26,091 --> 00:24:27,859
I can help you.
505
00:24:27,893 --> 00:24:30,728
Clark Kent to my rescue.
506
00:24:30,763 --> 00:24:33,898
Are you telling me,
after all's said and done,
507
00:24:33,933 --> 00:24:36,901
you don't want your story
on the record?
508
00:25:00,559 --> 00:25:03,561
Hey.
Uh, I'm Nathalie's guy.
509
00:25:03,596 --> 00:25:04,729
Who?
510
00:25:04,763 --> 00:25:07,232
The drink?
I help make the drink.
511
00:25:07,266 --> 00:25:11,336
Bro! That drink is
popping off in here.
512
00:25:12,905 --> 00:25:14,706
Oh, good, yeah.
Yeah.
513
00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:16,908
Dudes are like, "what?!"
514
00:25:16,942 --> 00:25:18,810
And three chicks just did
a dirty carpool
515
00:25:18,844 --> 00:25:20,645
right in the middle
of the dance floor.
516
00:25:20,679 --> 00:25:23,047
What?
Exactly!
517
00:25:24,450 --> 00:25:27,552
We been calling this shit
the leg-spreader.
518
00:25:27,586 --> 00:25:28,853
Oh, really?
519
00:25:28,854 --> 00:25:31,289
Uh, we were gonna call it
72 virgins,
520
00:25:31,323 --> 00:25:34,092
or C4, right,
'cause it makes you explode.
521
00:25:34,126 --> 00:25:35,960
Not cool.
522
00:25:35,995 --> 00:25:37,462
Sorry. Leg-spreader?
523
00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:38,730
Hell yeah!
524
00:25:38,764 --> 00:25:39,964
You got more for me?
525
00:25:39,999 --> 00:25:41,900
Not yet.
526
00:25:41,934 --> 00:25:45,670
Um, I'm here
with some slightly bad news.
527
00:25:45,704 --> 00:25:47,872
I've been asked to kill you.
528
00:25:47,907 --> 00:25:50,141
Bill me? No, I already paid
Nathalie the cash.
529
00:25:50,175 --> 00:25:53,878
Kill you.
530
00:25:53,913 --> 00:25:56,147
You're punking.
531
00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:57,582
Huh? Blumpkin?
532
00:25:57,616 --> 00:25:59,584
What the fuck are you
talking about?
533
00:25:59,618 --> 00:26:01,252
Mr. Mahmud wants you dead.
534
00:26:01,287 --> 00:26:04,222
Don't worry. We're not
killers... Not me, anyway.
535
00:26:04,256 --> 00:26:08,092
Mr. Mahmud? I sent you guys
to him for passports.
536
00:26:08,127 --> 00:26:09,627
Sort of a cruel twist, huh?
537
00:26:09,662 --> 00:26:11,663
Anyway, it turns out
he hates you
538
00:26:11,697 --> 00:26:13,264
and would rather do anything
539
00:26:13,299 --> 00:26:15,233
than let you
marry his daughter,
540
00:26:15,267 --> 00:26:17,268
which includes
having you killed.
541
00:26:17,303 --> 00:26:20,705
I've been nothing but good
to his daughter.
542
00:26:20,739 --> 00:26:23,274
You see me dipping it
in the candy here? No!
543
00:26:23,309 --> 00:26:24,709
No.
544
00:26:26,278 --> 00:26:28,580
It's because I'm shi'a,
isn't it?
545
00:26:28,614 --> 00:26:31,349
Fucking racist
Jordanian piece of shit.
546
00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:33,351
Look, I think we can help you.
547
00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:35,219
Do you want us to help you?
548
00:26:36,488 --> 00:26:37,855
I guess so.
549
00:26:37,890 --> 00:26:39,457
Yeah!
Okay, that's the spirit.
550
00:26:39,491 --> 00:26:41,225
And, hey,
you get to help us, too.
551
00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:42,527
Bro-five!
552
00:26:44,496 --> 00:26:45,897
Ah! L'Chaim!
553
00:26:45,931 --> 00:26:48,366
What? Nothing.
I forgot where I was for a sec.
554
00:26:51,003 --> 00:26:52,837
Let's talk.
555
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,541
You better keep up
your end of the bargain,
556
00:26:56,575 --> 00:26:59,811
or...Well,
you know my history.
557
00:26:59,845 --> 00:27:01,746
You'll marry me?
558
00:27:03,148 --> 00:27:06,784
Kidding, kidding.
Sorry.
559
00:27:06,819 --> 00:27:10,521
I promise I'll hold up my end.
560
00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:24,035
My name is Nancy Botwin.
561
00:27:25,273 --> 00:27:35,255
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