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Previously on "Weeds"...
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Your trimmings.
I'll take 'em.
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I'm thinking $100
buys me a lot.
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We're making hash.
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This is a driver's license,
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so you should probably
learn to drive now.
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Go get her. Get my son.
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Shane!
The fuckers got me.
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Where's my son?
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New rules.
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Number one...
keep moving.
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This family needs some fun.
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Remind me again
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where we're supposed to be
sleeping tonight.
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We could live here.
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Plus, we need to dump
Cesar's car.
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Win this.
On it.
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We have a winner!
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State law requires us to
submit social security numbers.
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He doesn't have
a social security number.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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I drew up her will.
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I-I-I-I was simply her lawyer
for personal matters
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and... and
personal matters only.
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Yes, I mean, I-I-I did handle
one legal matter for her,
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r-regarding a bakery
that she owned, yeah, okay,
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which unfortunately
later burned to the ground.
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Y-y-yes, I also helped her
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with the insurance company
when they...
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they weren't paying
on the settlement of her house,
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which also unfortunately
burned to the ground.
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But that is it.
That is all I did.
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O-okay, yes, I also
represented her when the D.E.A.
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called her in for questioning
about the tunnel.
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Or maybe it was gang
affiliation. I don't remember.
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Invoices? No, I don't have
any invoices from her,
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because she paid me cash.
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Once. She paid me cash once.
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Oh, no, no, no,
I'm telling you the truth.
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No, absolutely, this is...
it's the truth.
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I just... I had thai food
for lunch. It was very spicy.
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And... and... and... and...
and that's why I'm all sweaty.
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It's just a...
it's the spice.
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I'm, uh...
you know, I'm Jewish.
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So, we don't do well
with the spice sometimes.
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Pastor Jim's TV's back there.
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He had speakers installed.
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There's plenty of storage.
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And those would be his.
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All included with the price.
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Great.
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So, it runs okay?
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Oh, yeah, of course.
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He didn't want
to get stranded out there
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during one of his...
Missions.
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Ooh!
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Nice mirror on the ceiling.
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What's with all the hooks?
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He put in a swing,
right before his arrest.
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Embezzlement.
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Been there.
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Would you consider
a lower offer?
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I'd consider anything that
gets it out of my life.
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Nance.
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Sold.
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When do we get it painted?
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Oh, I'm thinking we buy
some cans of spray paint
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on the way out of town.
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Just flat black.
Nice.
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Well, I'm gonna finish up.
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I'll lead in the godmobile.
You follow.
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Are you getting rid
of Cesar's car?
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Yes.
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Can I have it?
No.
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Well, a lot of kids get cars
when they get their license.
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The car is stolen,
and your license is fake.
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But I know how to drive.
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Shane, I said no.
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And besides I'm thinking
of setting his car on fire.
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I haven't decided yet.
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Well, can I drive it at least
once before you set it on fire?
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Please? I got kidnapped.
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So, when...
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Ignacio had me
take him on errands...
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dry cleaners, costco...
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A shake down at jamba juice.
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We gonna sleep
in that thing tonight?
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Tonight and the rest
of our lives on the lam.
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I just need one more washer.
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If I could keep them going
around the clock,
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I could produce enough product.
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So, hey.
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You think I'm smart, right?
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Yes, of course!
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So I probably don't need
to go back to school.
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I could just test out.
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No.
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Maybe.
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You know...
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If you asked me a week ago,
I would've said absolutely not.
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But to tell you the truth,
high school blows.
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It's overrated, and you're not
really suited to it, anyway.
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You're right... we need
an alternative plan,
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one that's more suited
to your path.
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Cool.
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I don't want to be
homeschooled, though.
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Oh, no, I think
I've tried that.
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And unfortunately you learned
all the wrong lessons.
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Whoa!
The mother lode!
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What? What now?
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"The back doors of Israel"?
"Nail me in the kibbutz"?
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"Gaza boy strippers,"
"tell Aviv I'm gonna bang him."
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Bring 'em up, bring 'em up!
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Gay Israeli porn.
Oh, boy.
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Hats off, pastor Jim.
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Hold one up.
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I'm better-looking
than that guy. And him.
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Oh, shit!
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Flush the drugs! Go!
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Doug! Flush! Eat! Go!
Drugs! Drugs! Drugs!
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No drugs. No drugs!
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No mom.
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And no Shane. Okay.
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All right.
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We're clean.
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Pull over here
just past the curve.
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Fuck that.
This is our shot.
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We have everything we need...
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the baby and the hash stuff
in the trunk...
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A full tank of gas.
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Come on, they're holding us
back, and you know it.
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Yeah, right here's good.
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Mom, they don't have
the balls for this.
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Besides, we're just making
their lives miserable.
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Come on. Cut them loose.
Let them go home.
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Okay, 10 points for chutzpah.
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Pull over here before I grab
the wheel or your hair or both!
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Side door.
Everyone look casual.
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Okay if I enter?
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Sure, yes, absolutely.
Welcome. Hi.
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License and registration?
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It's quite a vehicle
you got here.
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It's the praisewagon.
"God is awesome love!"
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Exclamation point.
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Uh, bumper sticker?
Travel Bible?
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You affiliated with
a church around here?
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No.
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The lord has blessed us...
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With the gift of itinerancy.
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We are ramblers,
following the trail of his work.
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Go where we're needed.
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And you're the pastor.
Randall Newman?
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I am. Pastor Randy.
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Assistant pastor Ted.
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This is Billy.
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Picked him up hustling
the streets of Seattle.
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Shattered husk of a boy.
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But he's coming back,
aren't you, Billy?
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Sure am, pastor.
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I clocked you at 68.
This area's 45, Max.
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Entirely my fault.
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Writing a sermon in my head...
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About the hard times we're
falling on in this country.
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Folks going bankrupt,
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people living
in a bad spiritual state.
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Giving up hope.
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Didn't keep my eye
on the speed.
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Uh, forgive me.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Certainly.
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What's it mean about...
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"Turn the other cheek"?
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Hmm. Hmm.
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Well...
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...Our God
is a forgiving God.
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To engage in retaliation
is not to live in his image.
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We should live
as gentle puppies...
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Frolickin'...
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Softly tumblin'
against each other.
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Puppies.
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Hmm.
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You keep an eye on your speed.
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Thank you, brother.
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Thank you.
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Jesus saves.
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Well, this is interesting.
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You said
deep underground.
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Where did you hear
about this place?
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Legendary in
the off-grid community.
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No signs for it out on the road.
You didn't notice?
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The locals keep taking them down
so no one finds out about it.
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This is some deep outlaw shit.
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Is it a ghost town?
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No, it's all fake.
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See?
These are just fronts.
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They shot old westerns here.
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What about electricity
and running water?
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Moving in or...
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Just visiting?
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Moving in.
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Sunrise Lane's open.
Number 14. Down near me.
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Left after
the "horseshoes" sign.
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I'm sugarpop.
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Who's the reverend?
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That'd be me.
Mm.
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Well, it is good
to have you, reverend.
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Social hour's at 7:00
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at the dry goods
and feed store.
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B.Y.O.B.
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All are welcome!
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Wow.
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Sugarpop's some
deep outlaw shit.
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Everybody, come on.
Up off your asses.
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Put this crap away!
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Organize your new home!
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Now!
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No water, Nance.
We're dry.
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Yeah, the shower
doesn't work, either.
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Or the toilet.
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I wouldn't recommend
opening that.
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Doug left a gift.
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That wasn't me.
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You had the monster burrito.
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You had the oatmeal,
you little prick.
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When was somebody
gonna tell me this?
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We need water to make formula.
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Go.
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Get me water.
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Get me another washing machine.
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Get it done! Don't come back
till it's finished!
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Wow. Your mother
really needs to get laid.
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What makes her so special?
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Who among us does not need
to get laid?
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You don't see us
getting all grumpy.
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We rule. She sucks!
But let's... let's go.
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Let's go do her angry bidding
so she doesn't hit us.
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We'll give her six minutes.
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If she's not done by then...
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You go in
and club her to death.
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I'll grab the hose.
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Ugh!
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Hi there.
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We just moved in down the way.
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Uh, looks like
you guys might know
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where I could get a washing
machine for our rig.
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Oh, wow. Look at that.
Does it work?
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Mm-hmm.
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How much you want for it?
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$200.
Includes delivery.
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Sold.
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Didn't even try to bargain.
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What's the matter with you?
Where's your Jewish half?
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Ooh! Got to pee!
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
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Nance?
You in there?
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Oh, my God.
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Get it together.
We got company. Sorry. Okay.
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Uh, right here is fine.
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Weed?
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It's the previous owner.
We're still airing it out.
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I'll buy, if you have.
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It's been a long time.
263
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,129
Not yet, but...
264
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,433
He was in a much better mood
when he used to get high.
265
00:13:54,468 --> 00:13:55,468
I'm Simon.
266
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,103
Nathalie.
Hey. Randy.
267
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,138
Nice to meet you.
I'm Mike.
268
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,507
Marvin!
269
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,142
What are the chances
of you being here?
270
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,643
This is great!
Simon.
271
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,545
U-turn?
272
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,314
Simon.
273
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,784
Uh, this is my brother Shawn.
274
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:14,820
And our family friend Ted.
275
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:15,988
Hey.
276
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,389
Son!
277
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,125
All right, I'll get going.
You guys have a good day.
278
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,760
See ya.
279
00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:21,927
Sorry, man, they all loo...
280
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,162
mission accomplished.
281
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,830
We have a full tank of water.
282
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,499
Hey, I'm in there
when you're finished.
283
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,968
Want something done?
Ask a busy person.
284
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,345
Doug, where'd you get the water?
285
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,583
You people got
a little fucking confused!
286
00:14:44,618 --> 00:14:46,652
Really? How so?
287
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,088
Taking my grandmother's water!
That wasn't your water!
288
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,123
Who the fuck are you anyway?
289
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,758
I've never heard
of "God is awesome"!
290
00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:54,126
We must've made a mistake.
291
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,361
I'll say you made a mistake!
292
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,364
You made a big mistake!
293
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,765
What's your name?
294
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:00,966
Keith.
295
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,903
Okay, Keith.
296
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,439
Would, um, 10 bucks help?
297
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:10,009
I've got to go back to town now
to the K.O.A. to refill,
298
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,878
and it's 23 miles away!
299
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,780
Um, how about $20?
300
00:15:14,815 --> 00:15:17,516
$20 is a lot of money
for water.
301
00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:20,686
Yeah, $20. No, $40!
Fucking $50!
302
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,688
Keith! My son!
303
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:23,856
Forgive us!
304
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,192
No, fucking, no.
What are you?!
305
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,526
I'm pastor Randy.
306
00:15:27,561 --> 00:15:29,328
This is Nathalie,
leader of our choir.
307
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,696
Well, God hates me.
308
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,531
My grandma says
I'm going to hell
309
00:15:32,566 --> 00:15:34,066
for everything that I did,
310
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,401
so if you think
I'm gonna listen...
311
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,236
I've just reached my limit...
312
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,105
Of deep outlaw shit, so...
313
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,941
Good luck to you.
314
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,977
And I'll see you later.
315
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,713
Walk with me, my child.
316
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,481
Don't touch...
all right.
317
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,150
Just keep the bat
in front of you.
318
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,506
He should have been baptized.
319
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:17,676
It was a mistake I have
regretted my whole life.
320
00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:20,312
Would you like to add on our
special mobile-home blessing?
321
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:23,649
$99. Day-of-baptism special.
New clients only.
322
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:30,222
Assistant pastor Ted
will come and get you
323
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,490
when we're ready.
324
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,593
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
325
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:58,450
d Told me I was a-lookin' fine d
326
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:01,453
d and wondered if d
327
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:07,660
d I'd found a true lovely lady d
328
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:16,168
d I acted dumb
and played it sly d
329
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,305
d I said it's just... d
330
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,106
customer!
331
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:24,276
d I made no mention d
332
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:30,716
d of this dream I have d
333
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,753
d as he walked away... d
334
00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:37,189
Customer taking a beer!
335
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,061
Customer looking
for bottle opener
336
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:45,965
in weird, empty,
dismal, podunk bar.
337
00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:49,368
d And showed you how I... d
338
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,669
It's right behind you.
339
00:17:50,704 --> 00:17:52,738
On the string
hanging on the wall.
340
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:57,009
d A greater love d
341
00:17:57,043 --> 00:18:00,346
d from up above d
342
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:05,250
d you couldn't hope to find d
343
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:08,687
d oh, darlin' d
344
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:11,757
d if only you were mine d
345
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,326
"No ladies at the bar.
346
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:18,030
Table service
starts at 6pm."
347
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,933
What the hell is that?
348
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,402
My father's.
349
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,373
So ladies have to
sit at the tables.
350
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,640
Mm-hmm.
351
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,410
Your dad still alive?
352
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:33,979
Nope.
353
00:18:34,014 --> 00:18:36,081
Maybe it's time
to take that down.
354
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,183
Nah.
355
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:44,056
You want to buy
a Lincoln town car?
356
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:46,725
Not my style.
357
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,660
No.
358
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,496
You drive a pickup truck.
359
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,598
10, 15 years old.
360
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,266
Still has a cassette player.
361
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:59,038
With a...
a tape stuck in it.
362
00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:02,908
d I wanted you d
363
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:05,844
d just to have a minute d
364
00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:09,114
Customer excusing
complete lack of service
365
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:12,785
and pouring herself a shot.
366
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,854
d As you walked away d
367
00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:17,923
d I wondered d
368
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:22,728
d if I live to be 100 d
369
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:27,232
d will I find a way d
370
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,435
d to show you d
371
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:35,340
d how I feel? d
372
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,477
d a greater love d
373
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,080
d from up above d
374
00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:42,881
d you couldn't... d
375
00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:01,100
What are you doing?!
No! Not now!
376
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:02,668
Get dressed!
Cover up this shit!
377
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,937
Come on!
They'll be here soon!
378
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,772
Ohh! Where's Silas?
379
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,774
Went to borrow a pool.
Hey, can I eat this?
380
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,843
No. Put away the
hash, get dressed,
381
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,946
gather up all the Jesus crap,
and meet me outside.
382
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:17,349
Get your shit together!
It's almost showtime!
383
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,151
Thanks for the pool.
384
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,753
Eh, my dad won't miss it.
385
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:22,988
You guys staying a while?
386
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:25,457
I guess.
387
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:26,925
What happened?
388
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:29,995
With what?
389
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,497
Come on, man.
390
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:34,032
Nobody is here who has anyplace
better they can be.
391
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,135
It's pretty much
the end of the road.
392
00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:37,636
So, what happened
with you guys?
393
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:45,978
My dad...
394
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,479
He shot somebody.
395
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:51,717
It was a mistake,
but we can't go back now.
396
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,285
The guy didn't die.
397
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,691
We weren't so lucky.
398
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,798
Son of Christ, God-uh!
399
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:10,636
Welcome into heaven happily
our son Keith,
400
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,838
child of the lord,
401
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,439
flower of the field.
402
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,574
Praise him!
403
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,744
Help our son be washed clean,
404
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:23,248
wash him of his sins
like river currents...
405
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:27,686
Your holy word
swooshing over him!
406
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,488
He is risen, yes!
Hallelujah!
407
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,423
And wash anew!
408
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,825
d I'm goin' drinkin'
with Jesus d
409
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,028
I'm saved, granny!
410
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,396
I'm saved!
411
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:39,898
Ohh!
412
00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:41,934
Praise Jesus!
413
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:45,837
d Now that I'm here,
I get to drink all the beer d
414
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:50,609
d 'cause he likes to make
the wine d
415
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:09,761
No smoking. State law.
416
00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:11,597
Yeah...
417
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:15,067
Wouldn't want to piss off
the only other customer.
418
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:20,472
Psst! Do you mind?
419
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,440
No?
420
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,976
He doesn't mind.
421
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:31,650
Closing early.
Sorry, Thomas.
422
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,234
I said no smoking.
423
00:22:49,269 --> 00:22:50,802
You don't listen.
424
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,105
What did you say?
425
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:55,107
Mm. No.
426
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:57,342
I don't listen.
427
00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,844
Do you need someone
to make you?
428
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,412
Mm-hmm.
429
00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:02,481
d Duh, duh-duh d
430
00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:04,583
d duh-duh d
431
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:06,551
d duh, duh, duh-duh d
432
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:10,155
d duh-duh-duh, duh d
433
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:12,090
d duh, duh d
434
00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:14,993
d duh, duh, duh, duh-duh d
435
00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:20,966
d walking around
the streets tonight d
436
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,670
d everything's in ruins d
437
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:28,940
d you look good
by siren light d
438
00:23:28,975 --> 00:23:32,878
d baby, what you doin'? d
439
00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:39,451
d Oh, oh, whoa, whoa d
440
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:47,659
My cousin might want the car.
441
00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:49,561
How much?
442
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,416
$483.
Jesus!
443
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,418
Name of the lord in vain.
Mnh-mnh-mnh.
444
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:19,391
Oh, my God.
445
00:24:19,425 --> 00:24:20,859
It's him.
446
00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:25,197
He heard you.
It's Jesus!
447
00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:26,765
You see? Look!
448
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,334
The nose, the eyes,
the mouth, the beard.
449
00:24:29,369 --> 00:24:31,436
It's a door, Doug.
You're wasted.
450
00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:33,638
You know,
I got to say,
451
00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:36,074
I think the holy spirit was
actually moving through me.
452
00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:38,543
Those words that I said, I don't
know where they came from.
453
00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:42,214
Maybe I am him.
Capital "h."
454
00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:44,549
Who's to say?
Jesus was a Jew.
455
00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,618
Don't get that dirty...
I have you scheduled
456
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:49,154
for a memorial service
at 9:00 in the morning,
457
00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:50,889
a baby christening
at 10:15,
458
00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:52,491
and a remarriage ceremony
459
00:24:52,525 --> 00:24:54,159
at 2:00
in front of the saloon.
460
00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:55,660
And I got down payments...
461
00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:57,562
For all of them.
Score!
462
00:24:57,597 --> 00:25:02,467
Let's just do what we need
to do here and move on, okay?
463
00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:04,069
I don't want
to be here forever.
464
00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:06,304
Fine. Antsy pants.
465
00:25:31,597 --> 00:25:32,998
Hey.
466
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,699
I didn't get your name.
467
00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:37,068
No, you didn't.
468
00:25:55,521 --> 00:26:00,659
Quit moving.
You're shaking the bed.
469
00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:03,728
I like it here.
470
00:26:05,531 --> 00:26:07,165
You got laid.
471
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,900
I want to stay here
for a while.
472
00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:11,203
Ehh!
473
00:26:22,949 --> 00:26:25,283
Whore!
474
00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:29,287
Piece of shit slut whore!
475
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,059
Ohh! There you are!
476
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,527
Good morning!
477
00:26:35,561 --> 00:26:36,561
What's going on?
478
00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:40,232
Hey! Cut the crap.
479
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,068
Did you have a good night?
480
00:26:45,404 --> 00:26:46,805
Oh, shit.
481
00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:48,540
Yeah... did you
have a good time
482
00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:50,642
fucking someone else's
husband, whore?!
483
00:26:50,676 --> 00:26:51,776
Kids.
484
00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:53,044
Daddy!
485
00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:55,447
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Let's go.
486
00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:57,349
But, wait, wait, aren't
you gonna introduce us?
487
00:26:57,383 --> 00:26:59,251
I'm spot.
This is Jack.
488
00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:00,585
Sound familiar?
489
00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:02,120
Sorry.
"Sorry"?
490
00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:04,089
Did you really just
fucking say that to her?!
491
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,091
Kids, get in the truck.
Let's go. Roll up the windows.
492
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,660
Get in the truck.
Come on.
493
00:27:08,694 --> 00:27:10,996
Is this the location
for the memorial service?
494
00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:12,330
Oh, fuck yeah!
495
00:27:12,365 --> 00:27:14,833
Yeah, led by the whore
of Babylon!
496
00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:16,635
Husband-fucker!
Hey! Whoa!
497
00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:18,203
He wasn't wearing a ring!
498
00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:19,504
Whoa, whoa, okay.
Okay, enough.
499
00:27:19,539 --> 00:27:20,872
My brethren, my flock!
500
00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:22,607
Let's meet down the road a bit,
shall we?
501
00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:23,975
I'll be there in a minute.
502
00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:25,844
I'm not saved!
503
00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:31,683
I did meth today!
I'm so high!
504
00:27:31,717 --> 00:27:33,418
I feel awful!
505
00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:35,186
It's great!
506
00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:37,022
You're liars!
507
00:27:37,056 --> 00:27:41,693
You were supposed to
clean his soul!
508
00:27:41,727 --> 00:27:43,261
Liars!
509
00:27:43,296 --> 00:27:44,429
Fakes!
510
00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:46,798
I want my damn money back!
511
00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:52,270
Liars!
I want my money back!
512
00:27:52,305 --> 00:27:54,172
Give me my money!
Come out!
513
00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:08,753
Well, I hope he was worth it.
514
00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,956
He got the job done.
515
00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:14,559
I want to see those washers
going 24/7.
516
00:28:14,594 --> 00:28:18,463
This family's gonna make hash.
Lots of it.
517
00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:19,864
Won't that be nice?
518
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:29,898
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