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Previously on "Weeds"...
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- What?
- I just love college so much.
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Are you sure that's a good idea?
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- Geez, God!
- Damn it!
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Everyone's gonna be looking for us here.
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Goodbye, Seattle.
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- Kimmi...
- Yeah?
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- Can I borrow your car?
- You got a car!
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You are the hero of this family!
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What the fuck are you doing here?
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Mom... The fuckers got me.
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Come on. I've had nothing
to eat in three days
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except for a linty-car french fry.
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Where's my son?
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Give me your keys.
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I know where he is.
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You're not gonna shoot me.
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- I will if I have to.
- But you don't have to.
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You gonna put a bullet in me, mijo?
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What do you think?
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Please record your message.
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Esteban, I'm a mother lion.
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And you can't defeat a mother
lion when you threaten her cubs.
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I have to disappear now.
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Good luck with your crime.
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Sync by honeybunny, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com
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Did you kill Pilar?
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No.
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Do you know who did?
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No.
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Pilar Zuazo turns up dead.
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Your boss's wife goes missing.
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Any idea where she might be?
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Say it.
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Seattle was a bust.
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You gonna listen to me now?
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- Yes.
- Why?
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You're the guru of off-the-grid.
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I'm the guru of off-the-grid.
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You've got me right here in this car
with you, you lucky woman, you,
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so you gonna use me?
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You gonna accept my wisdom and experience?
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You gonna let me take the lead?
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- Andy...
- Randy.
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Randy...
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I cede the reins to you,
the expert, the guru,
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the one who will lead us in a safer,
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more untrackable direction.
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Thank you! It's a great honor.
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It's an honor that I don't take lightly...
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To protect, to guide...
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Just fucking lay it out!
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Fine, fine. Here we go.
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To quote Bill Maher, "new rules."
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Number one...
Keep moving.
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We need to widen the gap
between us and our aggressors.
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That means at least another
24 hours on the road,
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no stopping, no exceptions
except for gas and potty.
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Hardcore.
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Rule number two...
This one is key...
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No social interactions.
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We go way underground, seal ourselves off.
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I'm talking Bin Laden, the Unabomber,
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that guy Sly from Sly and the family stone.
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- Who?
- Exactly.
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Nance, how's this sounding?
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Great. Movement. Isolation. Mm-hmm.
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Okay. Anyone have any questions so far?
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Yeah. Do I get a road-trip spirit name?
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- No one's chasing you.
- Are you kidding?
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I owe Dana thousands in child support.
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How about "Ted"?
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Or "Coward who led a car
of Mexicans to Seattle."
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Eh, "Ted" works.
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Silas, you okay back there?
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Yeah. I'm great.
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- We'll stop soon.
- Ah!
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Just for lunch! I promise.
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That's it. Then back on the road.
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Off-the-grid. Bill Maher.
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We should take the Lewis and Clark trail.
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It goes from Washington state
to Washington, D.C.
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Why do you know these things?
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I'm an autodidact.
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Also, there's a brochure up front.
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No historic trails.
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We got to think more unpredictably.
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Now, when I trekked across Alaska,
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we only took even-numbered highways
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and avoided all suspension bridges.
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That baby doesn't look Mexican.
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Yeah, he's half, but mom doesn't
like us mentioning it.
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Well, when she comes back
from the bathroom,
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she can complain about it.
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No. Bad idea.
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This family needs some fun.
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Way too many people.
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Come on. Who's gonna spot us
in the middle of Montana?
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Okay. You just put me in charge.
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Momentum. Seclusion. Andy's plan.
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He's right.
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This doesn't seem like
the smartest idea right now.
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I can't believe I have to convince you guys
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to go to a giant carnival!
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Look, there's a rodeo!
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And a roller coaster.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Wait. What's going on?
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That was Judah's thing... Roller coasters.
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Really?
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Oh, I thought he was kidding
when he said he designed those.
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What did you think he did for a living?
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Never really cared.
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Remember that one idea he had
where the seats flipped
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so you didn't actually go upside down?
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Oh, and David Bowie music
was pumped into the headrest!
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- "Lightning frightening."
- Right.
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Kept a model of it in the garage.
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Yeah, and he always took us
to that one at six flags,
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like, every other weekend.
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That settles it. We're going.
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- Nance, I...
- For old time's sake.
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Plus, Shane has been kidnapped.
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It's very traumatic, being kidnapped.
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Mm. I wouldn't know.
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Two hours, tops.
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I want everybody to clean up
before we get back into the car.
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Change your... your shirts
and your underwear.
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Hygiene... Still important.
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You need to keep your hat on at all times.
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These places have tight security...
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Cameras, undercover police.
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That bearded lady over there...
Not a lady at all.
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Safety... we got it. Relax.
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Relax?
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'Cause you're a...
You're a squeaky field mouse
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headed into a bear cave,
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except the cave is a swarm of people, okay?
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And the mouse is your own ego.
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Wait, the cave is...
The c... You get my point.
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- Ego. Yes.
- Ego, ego.
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Willful defiance, 'cause I laid down rules,
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but you had to break them.
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I am here because I don't want my kid
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to miss out on his entire
fucking childhood, okay?
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It's just fun!
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See the way I held that gun on Ignacio?
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Caved like a coal mine.
Fucking payaso amateur.
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Shane, get over yourself. No one cares.
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- You're just jealous.
- Of what?
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That mom likes me better now.
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Pinwheels and whirligigs!
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Get your pinwheels and whirligigs!
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5 for $10!
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It spins! It whirls!
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It's a hee-haw, fire-cracking whirligig!
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Wow. Do you want one?
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Sounds lame.
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Nope. Thanks, though.
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Have a good day.
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First prize
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in the 21st annual
butter sculpture contest...
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A luxury motor home.
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Winner today can drive her home tomorrow.
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That's right, folks. A luxury motor home.
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The winner today can drive
her home tomorrow.
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Remind me again where we're
supposed to be sleeping tonight.
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Doug, watch the baby.
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Yeah, don't worry
about me. Assholes.
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Wow!
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This thing's insane.
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We could live here.
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We should. Should. We should live here.
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Kitchen, living room, bedroom.
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We could set up a little nursery.
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Oh! Is this corian?
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We wouldn't have to stay in crappy motels.
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We could stay at... National parks
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up in the, like, mountains, anywhere.
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Plus, we need to dump Cesar's car.
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Yes. Black town car...
Classic bad-guy mobile.
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Very conspicuous.
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Andy...
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Win this.
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- On it.
- Ah!
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So, what, it's like a contest?
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"Butter... Sculpting"?
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Yeah, I have no idea,
but I'm a consummate contestant.
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I win shit all the time.
Trust me, it's in the bag.
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Doug.
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Doug, I'm gonna pretend
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that you aren't the reason
that we were tracked down
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and ask you to watch Stevie
for the afternoon.
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Nance, I raised four kids.
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Trust me, they all turned out...
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Well, I raised four kids.
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Okay, so there's a full bottle
of formula in the stroller.
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He likes bird... Bird sounds.
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- Um, no solid food, obviously.
- Okay.
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No sharp, pointy objects.
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I'm good with babies.
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They see me as a kindred
spirit/taller version of themselves.
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Go. Be free.
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I'm Ted Wilson now... Very responsible.
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I could be a carny.
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Driving from city to city,
handing out prizes.
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I once dressed up like
the muffin man for Halloween.
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True story.
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Handed out muffins
to all the neighborhood kids.
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I don't even like muffins.
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How do you say "muffin" in Mexican?
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Oh, right. You can't talk still.
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How about this, cheech?
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How about we ditch
this den of creepy sadness
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and go have some real fun?
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How about that?
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Yeah. Me too.
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Ha!
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Was it cool... Shooting someone?
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No, it wasn't cool. It wasn't cool.
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How many times do I have to tell you?
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Violence isn't cool.
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Are you mad at me?
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No, I'm not mad.
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- You s... You sound mad.
- I'm not mad.
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I'm...Worried that you're becoming...
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Like you?
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W... What? No. That's not...
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We're the same.
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Okay.
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Don't try to tell me what I am, all right?
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I know what I am.
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I've been what I am a lot longer
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than you've been what you... Maybe are.
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And...
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Even if you are, "like me,"
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you're still a boy...
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Smart, s... So smart,
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but a little lost.
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And, Shane, listen.
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It's my job to make sure
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you don't turn out
to be a psychopath, okay?
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So, if that means dragging you
to some amusement park
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or... Or slapping you on the head
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every time you say "cunt" or "bitch"
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or "motherfucking cunt,"
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I'm gonna fucking do it, okay?
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Because I'm still your mom,
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and I haven't finished...
Trying to be your mom.
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Okay?
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Understood?
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Yeah.
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Hi.
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I would like to sign up for your
butter-sculpture contest.
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- Me too.
- Uh, big sculpting fan.
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Got some pottery experience.
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Never worked in the butter medium before,
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although I once made an Aztec temple
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out of gummy worms and marshmallows.
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I like art, in general.
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Well, we'd love to have you.
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Always nice to have
a father/son team at the table.
264
00:11:31,504 --> 00:11:34,372
I just need you to scribble down
your John Hancocks right here.
265
00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:39,010
- Only four people?
- Huh.
266
00:11:39,044 --> 00:11:41,279
Pool gets smaller every year.
267
00:11:41,313 --> 00:11:43,515
Really? 'Cause I figured, uh, you know,
268
00:11:43,549 --> 00:11:45,517
it's such a lustrous prize...
269
00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:47,285
She's a beaut, isn't she?
270
00:11:47,319 --> 00:11:50,522
Apollo legend, luxury class-a,
360 horsepower,
271
00:11:50,556 --> 00:11:51,923
even has a fold-out veranda.
272
00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:53,892
Okay. Wow.
273
00:11:53,926 --> 00:11:55,560
Donation from our corporate sponsor...
274
00:11:55,594 --> 00:11:56,995
Big butter family,
275
00:11:57,029 --> 00:11:58,863
owns most of southern Montana.
276
00:11:58,898 --> 00:12:02,667
What exactly is a butter sculpture?
277
00:12:06,372 --> 00:12:07,939
Oh.
278
00:12:07,973 --> 00:12:10,108
Montana's sons and daughters
279
00:12:10,142 --> 00:12:11,209
carved in butter.
280
00:12:11,243 --> 00:12:12,677
So th... They're pre-made?
281
00:12:12,711 --> 00:12:14,179
30 pounds each.
282
00:12:14,213 --> 00:12:16,281
Had to keep them
in a rotating cooler all night.
283
00:12:16,315 --> 00:12:19,450
It's a shame they got to be destroyed.
284
00:12:19,485 --> 00:12:21,419
Destroyed because...
285
00:12:21,453 --> 00:12:23,321
It's an eating contest.
286
00:12:24,423 --> 00:12:25,924
We make 'em, you eat 'em.
287
00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:29,294
- Right.
- Ew.
288
00:12:29,328 --> 00:12:32,163
Anywho, contest starts in 20 minutes...
289
00:12:32,198 --> 00:12:34,766
Randy and Michael.
290
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:45,109
This line is ridiculous.
291
00:12:45,144 --> 00:12:47,045
Can't we just cut?
292
00:12:47,079 --> 00:12:48,546
What did we just talk about?
293
00:12:48,581 --> 00:12:49,981
Cursing. Violence.
294
00:12:50,015 --> 00:12:52,417
Respect. Self-control.
295
00:12:52,451 --> 00:12:55,153
I just think outlaws don't wait in line.
296
00:12:55,187 --> 00:12:57,155
Outlaws also don't refer
to themselves as "outlaws,"
297
00:12:57,189 --> 00:13:00,158
just FYI.
298
00:13:00,192 --> 00:13:01,926
So, what now?
299
00:13:01,961 --> 00:13:03,561
We wait.
300
00:13:04,496 --> 00:13:06,464
Honey.
301
00:13:06,498 --> 00:13:09,000
How much fucking government-subsidized
corn we can grow on that land?
302
00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:11,469
In fact, we don't have to
grow it, and they'll pay us.
303
00:13:11,503 --> 00:13:13,371
- Mom, mom, mom, mom!
- One more, one more.
304
00:13:13,405 --> 00:13:14,405
Mom!
305
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,940
Yeah.
306
00:13:15,975 --> 00:13:17,442
You having a good time?
307
00:13:17,476 --> 00:13:18,443
Yeah.
308
00:13:18,477 --> 00:13:20,178
This is taking fucking forever.
309
00:13:20,212 --> 00:13:22,647
We should do more things together.
310
00:13:22,681 --> 00:13:23,948
We should.
311
00:13:23,983 --> 00:13:25,350
Your dad would've liked that.
312
00:13:25,384 --> 00:13:26,684
Look at these people.
313
00:13:26,719 --> 00:13:29,220
Do you miss him?
314
00:13:29,255 --> 00:13:31,222
Yeah. I do, yeah.
315
00:13:31,257 --> 00:13:34,192
- But... What are you gonna do, right?
- Fuck this. Come on.
316
00:13:36,996 --> 00:13:38,229
Get in here and stay quiet.
317
00:13:38,264 --> 00:13:39,464
Follow daddy.
318
00:13:39,498 --> 00:13:41,366
Uh, mom...
319
00:13:43,769 --> 00:13:46,604
Yeah, it's no big deal.
We'll all get on eventually.
320
00:13:46,639 --> 00:13:48,673
They totally just cut.
321
00:13:48,707 --> 00:13:50,375
I know, but they're idiots.
322
00:13:50,409 --> 00:13:52,243
The people in line are gonna get pissed.
323
00:13:52,278 --> 00:13:53,544
They're gonna end up
in the back, where they belong.
324
00:13:53,579 --> 00:13:55,680
48... 49...
325
00:13:55,714 --> 00:13:57,582
Sorry, folks. Ride's closing.
326
00:13:57,616 --> 00:13:59,784
We open tomorrow at 10:00
if you want to come back.
327
00:13:59,818 --> 00:14:01,519
You've got to be kidding me.
328
00:14:01,553 --> 00:14:03,221
Midway closes early
on Wednesdays for maintenance.
329
00:14:03,255 --> 00:14:05,623
Well, look, um,
330
00:14:05,658 --> 00:14:10,261
my... My late husband...
This young boy's dead father...
331
00:14:10,296 --> 00:14:11,929
Um, was a roller-coaster designer,
332
00:14:11,964 --> 00:14:14,098
so it's kind of a family tradition.
333
00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:15,667
What's two more people?
334
00:14:15,701 --> 00:14:19,270
If I let you on, I'd have to let everybody.
335
00:14:19,305 --> 00:14:22,140
Right.
336
00:14:22,174 --> 00:14:24,175
Okay. Wait here.
337
00:14:24,209 --> 00:14:25,543
I'm coming.
338
00:14:28,447 --> 00:14:30,615
- Excuse me.
- What?
339
00:14:30,649 --> 00:14:33,117
I believe that you were
behind me in the line.
340
00:14:33,152 --> 00:14:34,585
No.
341
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:37,155
Um, yes.
342
00:14:39,992 --> 00:14:42,694
You guys aren't gonna say anything?
343
00:14:42,728 --> 00:14:45,396
This man just cut right in front of you.
344
00:14:45,431 --> 00:14:46,698
It's okay.
345
00:14:46,732 --> 00:14:48,566
Look, lady. We're not breaking any laws.
346
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:52,804
So? It's completely
unacceptable and... Rude!
347
00:14:52,838 --> 00:14:55,039
Not to mention crappy!
348
00:14:55,074 --> 00:14:57,008
Excuse me. What about you?
349
00:14:57,042 --> 00:14:59,677
Big man? You were behind me in line.
350
00:14:59,712 --> 00:15:01,446
This guy cut in front of us.
351
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,948
Come here, come here.
You gonna let him do that?
352
00:15:03,982 --> 00:15:06,484
You're gonna let him do whatever
he wants and walk all over you?
353
00:15:06,518 --> 00:15:08,653
Fuck no.
354
00:15:08,687 --> 00:15:10,121
Fuck no!
355
00:15:10,155 --> 00:15:13,057
Hey, Bruce, get the fuck
out of line, you cutter.
356
00:15:13,092 --> 00:15:14,892
Lick my balls, Jimmy.
357
00:15:14,927 --> 00:15:16,928
You're just mad
'cause I thought of it first.
358
00:15:16,962 --> 00:15:19,330
- Hey, that ain't right!
- Shut it, Sandy!
359
00:15:19,365 --> 00:15:21,399
Hey, you don't say, "shut it" to my wife.
360
00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:22,900
She was my wife first!
Been there, done that.
361
00:15:22,935 --> 00:15:24,235
I traded up, Ned!
362
00:15:24,269 --> 00:15:25,236
Fuck you!
363
00:15:25,270 --> 00:15:26,571
- Kick his ass!
- Hey!
364
00:15:26,605 --> 00:15:27,672
Get in there, honey! Kick his ass!
365
00:15:27,706 --> 00:15:29,340
Kick his ass!
366
00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:44,722
Okay.
367
00:15:44,757 --> 00:15:46,891
Here you go.
368
00:15:46,925 --> 00:15:49,327
Just let the flavor melt in your mouth.
369
00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:55,433
Wash it down with a little bit of ice cream.
370
00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:57,468
Hungry yet?
371
00:15:57,503 --> 00:16:00,805
Not enough to eat 30 pounds
of milk fat. You?
372
00:16:00,839 --> 00:16:03,107
Getting there.
373
00:16:03,142 --> 00:16:05,243
This is tasty.
374
00:16:05,277 --> 00:16:07,211
It's left over from Seattle.
375
00:16:07,246 --> 00:16:10,548
Just added a little cinnamon for flavor.
376
00:16:10,582 --> 00:16:12,617
Sometimes I think
you're the son I never had.
377
00:16:12,651 --> 00:16:14,819
Thanks.
378
00:16:14,853 --> 00:16:17,789
I'm serious.
379
00:16:17,823 --> 00:16:19,924
I feel a special kinship.
380
00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:23,861
Because... We're related.
381
00:16:23,896 --> 00:16:27,098
I'm talking spiritual kinship.
382
00:16:27,132 --> 00:16:29,333
A shared sensitivity of the spirit
383
00:16:29,368 --> 00:16:32,603
combined with what I like
to call untapped potential.
384
00:16:32,638 --> 00:16:35,506
Plus, the whole "sneaking
onto a college campus" thing...
385
00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:37,975
Very Andy circa '87.
386
00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:39,610
I'm applying.
387
00:16:39,645 --> 00:16:42,046
What?
388
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,648
Or Mike Newman is.
389
00:16:43,682 --> 00:16:46,784
I grabbed a common app back in Seattle.
390
00:16:46,819 --> 00:16:48,619
Does mom know?
391
00:16:48,654 --> 00:16:51,055
No. And you can't tell her.
392
00:16:51,089 --> 00:16:52,156
Promise?
393
00:16:52,191 --> 00:16:53,858
Yeah, I... okay.
394
00:16:53,892 --> 00:16:55,226
Wow.
395
00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:57,662
Really? Okay.
396
00:16:57,696 --> 00:17:00,565
There's this question on the application.
397
00:17:00,599 --> 00:17:02,900
"Evaluate a significant experience,
398
00:17:02,935 --> 00:17:06,204
achievement, or ethical dilemma
you've faced."
399
00:17:06,238 --> 00:17:09,740
Ethical dilemma.
400
00:17:09,775 --> 00:17:13,177
- What are you gonna...
- I don't know.
401
00:17:14,847 --> 00:17:16,848
But...
402
00:17:16,882 --> 00:17:19,917
I do know I don't want to end up
like mom and Shane.
403
00:17:19,952 --> 00:17:21,352
Hey! Come on.
404
00:17:21,386 --> 00:17:24,689
They're flawed...
405
00:17:24,723 --> 00:17:27,225
Like us, like everybody.
406
00:17:27,259 --> 00:17:28,793
I'm serious.
407
00:17:28,827 --> 00:17:33,030
I feel like a complete asshole
for stealing Kimmi's car.
408
00:17:33,065 --> 00:17:37,835
I want to earn my own way or whatever...
409
00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:41,806
Do things...
410
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,975
Do things right.
411
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:48,379
Randy and Mike Newman
to the dairy platform.
412
00:17:48,413 --> 00:17:49,914
Randy and Mike Newman
413
00:17:49,948 --> 00:17:53,050
please report to the dairy platform.
414
00:17:53,085 --> 00:17:55,186
Oh! That's us.
415
00:18:52,444 --> 00:18:54,412
Huh?
416
00:18:59,551 --> 00:19:02,353
You're next, buddy. Get ready.
417
00:19:07,225 --> 00:19:09,093
Don't smile.
418
00:19:09,127 --> 00:19:10,761
You have to try things the right way first.
419
00:19:10,796 --> 00:19:12,697
Then, and only then,
420
00:19:12,731 --> 00:19:15,433
incite a crowd, whatever.
421
00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:17,501
Don't tell uncle Andy we cut the line.
422
00:19:52,104 --> 00:19:53,404
Whoo!
423
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,807
Oh!
424
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,926
We have a winner!
425
00:20:25,837 --> 00:20:27,738
Hoo!
426
00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:38,182
Is, uh... Is he gonna be okay?
427
00:20:38,216 --> 00:20:39,984
He's fine... Minor heart attack.
428
00:20:40,018 --> 00:20:42,186
Not good for the ticker,
eating that much butter.
429
00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:43,521
Right.
430
00:20:43,555 --> 00:20:45,322
That was some work you did back there!
431
00:20:45,357 --> 00:20:49,093
I know! I was a proud father today.
432
00:20:49,127 --> 00:20:52,229
Thanks. I feel pretty gross.
433
00:20:52,264 --> 00:20:55,466
I'm sure that'll pass when you're
sitting in your brand-new mobile home.
434
00:20:57,469 --> 00:20:58,869
So, how do we do this?
435
00:20:58,904 --> 00:21:01,038
Is there a claim center or...
436
00:21:01,073 --> 00:21:02,940
Oh, no, no, no. Right... right here.
437
00:21:02,974 --> 00:21:05,176
Got, uh, some forms to fill out,
tax mumbo jumbo.
438
00:21:05,210 --> 00:21:07,778
Forms?
439
00:21:07,813 --> 00:21:10,214
Yeah, state law requires us to
submit social security numbers
440
00:21:10,248 --> 00:21:12,817
to the county clerk before we
hand out any major prizes.
441
00:21:12,851 --> 00:21:17,655
Only exceptions are antiques
and tropical fish.
442
00:21:17,689 --> 00:21:21,292
And what if we...
443
00:21:21,326 --> 00:21:23,627
He doesn't have a social security number?
444
00:21:23,662 --> 00:21:26,630
That's fine. Just jot down
your tax I.D. number.
445
00:21:30,902 --> 00:21:33,003
- Um, can we have a minute?
- Sure.
446
00:21:33,038 --> 00:21:35,072
Oh, when you're done,
they're gonna want to take
447
00:21:35,107 --> 00:21:37,908
a picture of the big winner
for the chronicle.
448
00:21:41,079 --> 00:21:43,013
Fucking damn it.
449
00:21:43,048 --> 00:21:45,649
- How was he?
- Great. Napped most of the day.
450
00:21:45,684 --> 00:21:47,785
And you were right about those bird sounds.
451
00:21:47,819 --> 00:21:50,020
Sleep, chirp, sleep, chirp.
452
00:21:50,055 --> 00:21:51,856
- Doug?
- What? I didn't do anything.
453
00:21:51,890 --> 00:21:53,023
It's still full.
454
00:21:53,058 --> 00:21:54,391
He wasn't hungry.
455
00:21:54,426 --> 00:21:57,128
Irresponsible, Doug. He's a baby.
456
00:21:57,162 --> 00:21:58,829
He needs his bottle.
457
00:21:58,864 --> 00:22:02,433
Jesus Christ, it's like
I have to do everything myself.
458
00:22:04,369 --> 00:22:06,904
Thanks... For today.
459
00:22:06,938 --> 00:22:09,173
I love you.
460
00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:12,409
But get in the back.
461
00:22:33,965 --> 00:22:35,132
Are you mad at me?
462
00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:36,600
Yes, I'm mad at you!
463
00:22:36,635 --> 00:22:38,602
I was giving you the silent treatment.
464
00:22:38,637 --> 00:22:40,538
Oh, come on. You had fun.
465
00:22:40,572 --> 00:22:43,240
I had... Okay, I had a little fun.
466
00:22:43,275 --> 00:22:45,209
But you stole my power,
467
00:22:45,243 --> 00:22:48,078
undercut my authority within
seconds of giving me the reins.
468
00:22:48,113 --> 00:22:49,847
- Now you're back in charge.
- Yeah.
469
00:22:49,881 --> 00:22:51,816
Why don't I believe that? Oh, right.
470
00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:53,851
'Cause the last time you said
it, you took a six-hour detour.
471
00:22:53,885 --> 00:22:57,421
Today was something I needed to do.
472
00:22:57,455 --> 00:23:00,024
Please?
473
00:23:00,058 --> 00:23:02,359
Andy?
474
00:23:09,234 --> 00:23:11,235
Keep heading east on 80.
475
00:23:11,269 --> 00:23:13,871
I'll see if I can find us a new route.
476
00:23:15,540 --> 00:23:18,142
Hey.
477
00:23:18,176 --> 00:23:19,643
Check it out.
478
00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:50,211
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