1 00:00:05,189 --> 00:00:06,823 Previously on "Weeds"... 2 00:00:06,858 --> 00:00:09,359 Shane, what the fuck happened at the party? 3 00:00:09,393 --> 00:00:11,862 I killed Pilar with a croquet mallet by the pool. 4 00:00:13,765 --> 00:00:14,931 Hello? 5 00:00:14,966 --> 00:00:16,900 Andy? Silas? 6 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:19,136 [ Gun cocks ] 7 00:00:19,170 --> 00:00:20,570 Nancy: My child murdered someone. 8 00:00:20,605 --> 00:00:22,239 I have to leave town now. 9 00:00:22,273 --> 00:00:24,775 So, what's the destination, boss? 10 00:00:24,809 --> 00:00:26,243 North. 11 00:00:26,277 --> 00:00:28,078 Step one... kill your old identity. 12 00:00:28,112 --> 00:00:30,447 Step two... establishing new identities. 13 00:00:30,481 --> 00:00:32,015 I'll be Mike. Shawn. 14 00:00:32,049 --> 00:00:33,083 Nathalie. 15 00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:34,785 I'll be Randy Newman. Ha! 16 00:00:34,819 --> 00:00:36,520 Well, you all seem to have quite a lot of experience 17 00:00:36,554 --> 00:00:37,854 in the hospitality industry. 18 00:00:37,889 --> 00:00:39,256 Dishwasher. Bellhop. Maid. 19 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,528 Shane: Yippity-ki-yay, motherfucker. 20 00:00:45,997 --> 00:00:47,697 [ Cooing ] 21 00:00:47,732 --> 00:00:49,733 You know where I could score some weed around here? 22 00:00:49,767 --> 00:00:51,668 You're shit out of luck on that one, man. 23 00:00:51,702 --> 00:00:54,404 Nigel the valet used to supply, but he's on strike. 24 00:00:54,438 --> 00:00:56,373 I'm really good at moving product. 25 00:00:56,407 --> 00:00:57,874 I could be your biggest customer. 26 00:00:57,909 --> 00:00:59,342 Kish? Ah. [ babbling ] 27 00:00:59,377 --> 00:01:00,477 Nancy: [ chuckling ] She's cute. 28 00:01:00,511 --> 00:01:01,878 How old is she? 29 00:01:01,913 --> 00:01:03,480 He is 5. 30 00:01:03,514 --> 00:01:04,948 Ohh. 31 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:06,550 You got cash? 32 00:01:06,584 --> 00:01:09,052 Nancy: So, your trimmings, you just... you throw them away? 33 00:01:09,086 --> 00:01:10,554 I'll take 'em. 34 00:01:10,588 --> 00:01:13,356 I'm thinking $100 buys me a lot of trimmings. 35 00:01:15,459 --> 00:01:18,829 I thought the Newmans were doing things differently. 36 00:01:18,863 --> 00:01:20,063 We are. 37 00:01:20,097 --> 00:01:21,898 We're making hash. 38 00:01:21,899 --> 00:01:31,899 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 39 00:01:34,779 --> 00:01:37,280 [ Cesar and Ignacio shouting in Spanish ] 40 00:01:40,551 --> 00:01:42,352 [ Gasps ] I don't know where they went! 41 00:01:42,386 --> 00:01:43,286 Bullshit! 42 00:01:45,156 --> 00:01:46,523 [ Gasping ] 43 00:01:46,557 --> 00:01:48,592 I was having a really good day. 44 00:01:48,626 --> 00:01:50,994 I won $10 on a scratcher. 45 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:53,096 Ohh, a day can turn so fast. 46 00:01:53,130 --> 00:01:54,865 You're their close friend. 47 00:01:54,899 --> 00:01:56,166 [ Panting ] 48 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,767 They don't tell me anything. 49 00:01:57,802 --> 00:01:59,803 The Botwins are selfish assholes. 50 00:01:59,837 --> 00:02:01,771 Cut off one of his balls. 51 00:02:01,806 --> 00:02:03,773 No! That's horrible! Don't do that! 52 00:02:03,808 --> 00:02:05,208 I don't want to touch his balls. 53 00:02:05,243 --> 00:02:06,676 Fine. I'll do it. 54 00:02:06,711 --> 00:02:08,211 [ Chuckles ] That's kind of weird, Cesar. 55 00:02:08,246 --> 00:02:09,946 If I knew they were gone, 56 00:02:09,981 --> 00:02:11,915 would I come here with a large bucket of chicken? 57 00:02:11,949 --> 00:02:13,383 I wanted to hang out, 58 00:02:13,417 --> 00:02:14,885 maybe watch that crispin glover movie 59 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:16,353 with the retarded people. 60 00:02:16,387 --> 00:02:17,954 But, no, you shove a gun in my face 61 00:02:17,989 --> 00:02:19,589 and then dunk my head in the fish, 62 00:02:19,624 --> 00:02:20,857 and Edward James Olmos over here 63 00:02:20,892 --> 00:02:22,359 wants to slice my nutsack! 64 00:02:22,393 --> 00:02:23,526 I know nothing! 65 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:26,396 Okay. 66 00:02:26,430 --> 00:02:27,898 Kill him. 67 00:02:27,932 --> 00:02:29,466 Wait. What just happened? 68 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:32,869 You won. We believe you. Congratulations. 69 00:02:32,904 --> 00:02:34,604 Winning is supposed to feel good. 70 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:35,805 No, no, no. I can help. I can help. 71 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,540 Hey! Hey! Fuck! It's just my phone! 72 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:39,809 I got Andy's cell on here. Look. 73 00:02:39,844 --> 00:02:41,811 "Andy Buttwank." 74 00:02:41,846 --> 00:02:42,946 [ Chuckles weakly ] 75 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:44,547 I just, you know... 76 00:02:44,582 --> 00:02:46,283 It's just a fun thing I like to do with the names. 77 00:02:46,317 --> 00:02:47,384 It's ringing. 78 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:49,052 [ Cellphone rings ] 79 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:51,288 [ Thunder rumbles ] 80 00:02:53,791 --> 00:02:54,724 Hello? 81 00:02:56,794 --> 00:02:57,961 Andy? 82 00:02:59,897 --> 00:03:01,898 Buddy. 83 00:03:01,933 --> 00:03:03,400 Where are you? 84 00:03:03,434 --> 00:03:05,335 I'm sittin' in a world of shit, brother. 85 00:03:05,369 --> 00:03:06,403 You? 86 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:09,105 How 'bout I come see you? 87 00:03:09,140 --> 00:03:10,473 Sure. 88 00:03:11,475 --> 00:03:13,343 I caught a cat yesterday. 89 00:03:13,377 --> 00:03:15,378 That sounds awesome. 90 00:03:15,413 --> 00:03:16,546 Where are you? 91 00:03:16,580 --> 00:03:18,315 A fucking alley in Seattle. 92 00:03:18,349 --> 00:03:19,582 Wow. That's far. 93 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:21,451 What's it called? 94 00:03:21,485 --> 00:03:23,887 Okay. I'll see you there. 95 00:03:23,921 --> 00:03:25,388 Yeah, he's good. 96 00:03:26,490 --> 00:03:27,390 What the fuck?! 97 00:03:27,425 --> 00:03:28,558 I know where he is. 98 00:03:28,592 --> 00:03:30,126 I'm not gonna tell you. 99 00:03:30,161 --> 00:03:31,728 And if you torture me again, I'm just gonna lie. 100 00:03:31,762 --> 00:03:33,930 So you have to keep me alive so I can lead you to him. 101 00:03:33,965 --> 00:03:34,931 [ Sniffs ] 102 00:03:37,902 --> 00:03:40,737 Pinche puto. 103 00:03:40,771 --> 00:03:42,072 [ Gun uncocks ] 104 00:03:42,106 --> 00:03:43,640 Really? 105 00:03:43,674 --> 00:03:44,774 That worked? 106 00:03:44,809 --> 00:03:46,710 Get in the fucking car. 107 00:03:55,353 --> 00:03:57,087 What's with the spread? 108 00:03:57,121 --> 00:03:58,588 Silas bought food with the money he made 109 00:03:58,622 --> 00:03:59,756 sucking off an old man. 110 00:04:00,758 --> 00:04:01,925 What? 111 00:04:01,959 --> 00:04:03,026 Hotel guest. 112 00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:04,761 Big tipper. Bad eyesight. 113 00:04:04,795 --> 00:04:06,129 I read to him... 114 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:07,297 In my underwear. 115 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:08,398 I didn't touch him. 116 00:04:08,432 --> 00:04:09,666 See? 117 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:11,868 He just... Read to him... 118 00:04:11,902 --> 00:04:13,670 In his...Underwear. 119 00:04:13,704 --> 00:04:16,239 And the guy tipped him. 120 00:04:16,273 --> 00:04:18,074 Croquettes. Taste. 121 00:04:21,579 --> 00:04:22,812 Yummy. 122 00:04:22,847 --> 00:04:24,714 Yeah? How yummy? Like from 1 to 10. 123 00:04:24,749 --> 00:04:26,616 I need a 10, Nance. Nathalie. Nat. 124 00:04:26,650 --> 00:04:27,984 I need a 10, Nat. 125 00:04:28,019 --> 00:04:30,086 It's not really a breakfast food. 126 00:04:30,121 --> 00:04:32,589 I bet Avi wants some. 127 00:04:32,623 --> 00:04:34,157 Avi does not eat solid food yet. 128 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,159 I realize that, Shane. 129 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:37,427 I better get him inside. 130 00:04:37,461 --> 00:04:38,595 I'll take him. 131 00:04:38,629 --> 00:04:39,996 No. I'm in charge of Avi. 132 00:04:40,031 --> 00:04:42,032 You guys are a bad influence. 133 00:04:42,066 --> 00:04:43,166 What? 134 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,768 You don't mean me. I'm a paragon. 135 00:04:44,802 --> 00:04:46,336 How am I not a good influence? 136 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:48,138 You yank wieners for cash. 137 00:04:48,172 --> 00:04:50,440 [ Sighs ] I need to find a girl to have sex with. 138 00:04:50,474 --> 00:04:52,375 Smart move. Go. Cleanse. 139 00:04:52,410 --> 00:04:53,977 I am his mother, Shane. 140 00:04:54,011 --> 00:04:55,979 Your job right now is to be a maid 141 00:04:56,013 --> 00:04:57,814 and to keep your husband from finding us. 142 00:04:57,848 --> 00:04:59,716 My job is to protect Avi. 143 00:04:59,750 --> 00:05:01,184 Let's do our jobs. 144 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,253 You're this close to being grounded. 145 00:05:03,287 --> 00:05:04,954 You're not a bad influence because you're a drug dealer. 146 00:05:04,989 --> 00:05:06,523 That's right. 147 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:08,525 You're a bad influence because you're a bad drug dealer. 148 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:10,326 [ Snorts ] Okay, that's it. You're grounded. 149 00:05:10,361 --> 00:05:11,928 Do you want to be grounded, too?! 150 00:05:11,962 --> 00:05:14,130 I happen to have been a great drug dealer. 151 00:05:14,165 --> 00:05:15,465 No. 152 00:05:15,499 --> 00:05:17,801 Really, if we look back on your illustrious career, 153 00:05:17,835 --> 00:05:20,470 "great" is not the adjective that pops out at you. 154 00:05:22,039 --> 00:05:24,074 I had my moments. 155 00:05:24,108 --> 00:05:25,475 Sure. Sure you have. 156 00:05:25,509 --> 00:05:28,111 Try not to get arrested today, okay? 157 00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:36,186 Best steakhouse in the whole northwest. 158 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:38,021 6:30 res. You're gonna love it. 159 00:05:38,055 --> 00:05:39,589 And get the bone-in filet. 160 00:05:39,623 --> 00:05:41,558 Thank you. 161 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:43,927 Mmm. 162 00:05:43,961 --> 00:05:46,029 Best steak in the whole northwest? 163 00:05:46,063 --> 00:05:48,331 Mmm. You're making me hungry. 164 00:05:48,365 --> 00:05:50,066 Yeah, well, it's horse meat, 165 00:05:50,101 --> 00:05:51,334 but they kick me back 20 bucks a head, so... 166 00:05:51,368 --> 00:05:52,836 How do I apply for your job? 167 00:05:52,870 --> 00:05:54,270 [ Scoffs ] Fuck you. 168 00:05:54,305 --> 00:05:56,272 I haven't paid for a meal, a concert, 169 00:05:56,307 --> 00:05:58,007 a slurp job from a titty dancer 170 00:05:58,042 --> 00:05:59,843 in my two years as head concierge. 171 00:05:59,877 --> 00:06:02,011 Pry this gig out of my cold, dead asshole. 172 00:06:04,548 --> 00:06:06,082 Is that where you keep it? 173 00:06:07,151 --> 00:06:08,418 What do you want? 174 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:09,886 Guests have been asking 175 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,588 where they can get certain herbal items. 176 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:13,256 Bullshit. No one talks to maids. 177 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:14,824 People don't want to actually know 178 00:06:14,859 --> 00:06:16,092 who makes their toilet pubes disappear 179 00:06:16,127 --> 00:06:17,527 while they're at the space needle. 180 00:06:17,561 --> 00:06:19,262 I know Nigel the valet is on strike. 181 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,030 What, are you looking to park cars? 182 00:06:21,065 --> 00:06:22,699 [ Chuckling ] Yeah. You found me out. 183 00:06:22,733 --> 00:06:24,200 My true dream is to park rental cars 184 00:06:24,235 --> 00:06:26,002 and hand out bottles of water. 185 00:06:26,036 --> 00:06:27,670 The maid gig... it's just a... A stepping-stone. 186 00:06:29,373 --> 00:06:31,007 [ Breathes deeply ] 187 00:06:31,041 --> 00:06:33,109 20% of sales, and I'm gonna need to sample your product. 188 00:06:33,144 --> 00:06:34,511 It's good stuff. 189 00:06:34,545 --> 00:06:36,079 Well, you're a white lady with no accent 190 00:06:36,113 --> 00:06:37,680 working as a maid in 2010. 191 00:06:37,715 --> 00:06:39,082 I'm just gonna take your word for it? 192 00:06:39,116 --> 00:06:40,383 I'll bring you a sample. 193 00:06:40,417 --> 00:06:41,317 Thank you. 194 00:06:41,352 --> 00:06:43,219 [ Elevator bell dings ] 195 00:06:44,555 --> 00:06:45,722 Estelle: Oh, chef? 196 00:06:45,756 --> 00:06:48,558 Ah! Estelle, meine liebling. 197 00:06:48,592 --> 00:06:49,759 [ Smooches ] 198 00:06:49,793 --> 00:06:51,561 I hope the meal was satisfactory. 199 00:06:51,595 --> 00:06:53,796 Well, I have to be honest. The appetizer was, eh... 200 00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:57,433 But the real standout was the amuse bouche. 201 00:06:57,468 --> 00:06:59,169 I could have eaten 12 of those. 202 00:06:59,203 --> 00:07:00,470 So, good work! 203 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:02,305 Good for you. 204 00:07:05,943 --> 00:07:07,911 Ah, this is a puzzle. 205 00:07:07,945 --> 00:07:10,780 I did not make an amuse bouche today, 206 00:07:10,814 --> 00:07:13,750 and yet she could have eaten 12. 207 00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:18,288 Mr. Dishwasher? 208 00:07:18,322 --> 00:07:21,291 Did you whip up a little something? 209 00:07:21,325 --> 00:07:22,692 It's all right. 210 00:07:22,726 --> 00:07:24,194 You can tell me. People seemed to like it. 211 00:07:25,663 --> 00:07:26,729 Okay. 212 00:07:26,764 --> 00:07:28,298 [ Laughing ] Yeah. That was me. 213 00:07:28,332 --> 00:07:30,233 I tried to tell you before, chef. 214 00:07:30,267 --> 00:07:31,935 My talents are really wasted on... 215 00:07:31,969 --> 00:07:33,136 Fired! 216 00:07:33,170 --> 00:07:35,371 What? Really? 217 00:07:35,406 --> 00:07:36,573 Yes! 218 00:07:36,607 --> 00:07:39,242 And later, I will hunt you down, 219 00:07:39,276 --> 00:07:42,245 and I will stab you in your eye socket. 220 00:07:42,279 --> 00:07:44,647 Now get out of my kitchen. 221 00:07:45,916 --> 00:07:47,517 No. Chef! 222 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:49,519 Uh... [ chuckles ] 223 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:51,821 Taste it. 224 00:07:51,855 --> 00:07:53,356 [ Sets plate down ] 225 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,925 If it is not the best duck confit croquette 226 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:56,993 you've ever had... 227 00:07:57,027 --> 00:07:58,027 [ Thud ] 228 00:07:58,062 --> 00:07:59,963 ...You can cut off a finger. 229 00:08:16,513 --> 00:08:17,680 [ Gasps ] 230 00:08:25,222 --> 00:08:27,323 Michelle! 231 00:08:27,358 --> 00:08:28,524 You're fired! 232 00:08:28,559 --> 00:08:30,293 And, Mr. Dishwasher, 233 00:08:30,327 --> 00:08:33,062 you are now my new sous. 234 00:08:33,097 --> 00:08:35,565 Oh! Oh, my God! Just like that? 235 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:37,533 No, no, no, no. First, you must be punished. 236 00:08:37,568 --> 00:08:38,901 Punishment. All right. Fair enough. 237 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:40,470 Yeah. Okay. 238 00:08:40,504 --> 00:08:43,406 So, are you a rehabilitationist or a-a retributionist? 239 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,674 Der pruegel maschine! 240 00:08:46,277 --> 00:08:47,577 Huh? What? Okay. 241 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,212 [ Speaking German ] Excuse me. Sorry. 242 00:08:49,246 --> 00:08:51,047 Yeah. Here. Okay. Yeah. 243 00:08:51,081 --> 00:08:53,249 I don't know what that... What's the... 244 00:08:53,284 --> 00:08:54,350 Whoa! 245 00:08:54,385 --> 00:08:56,119 Oh, no! I'm not... 246 00:08:56,153 --> 00:08:58,121 I don't even really know this gentleman. 247 00:08:58,155 --> 00:09:00,423 The spanking machine! Crawl! 248 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:01,524 Oh. Okay. 249 00:09:01,558 --> 00:09:02,358 Crawl! Okay! 250 00:09:03,027 --> 00:09:04,027 Ow! Ow! 251 00:09:04,061 --> 00:09:05,361 Ow! Ow! Ow! 252 00:09:05,396 --> 00:09:06,763 Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ah-oh! 253 00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:08,264 Ow! Ow! Ow! 254 00:09:08,299 --> 00:09:09,365 Ow! Ow! 255 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,566 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow. 256 00:09:10,601 --> 00:09:12,001 [ Laughing ] Okay. Okay. 257 00:09:12,036 --> 00:09:13,870 Ow!! Scheisse! 258 00:09:13,904 --> 00:09:16,773 [ Indistinct conversations ] 259 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:19,776 [ Baby fussing ] 260 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:21,577 Oh. The yippity. That's a nice one. 261 00:09:21,612 --> 00:09:23,513 Yeah, I wanted thick tires with good tread 262 00:09:23,547 --> 00:09:25,014 for all the rainy days we have. 263 00:09:25,049 --> 00:09:26,215 Oh. 264 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:28,017 Didn't Savannah have the yippity? 265 00:09:28,052 --> 00:09:29,519 Oh, stolen outside twist 'n' sprout 266 00:09:29,553 --> 00:09:30,753 by a bunch of crackheads. 267 00:09:30,788 --> 00:09:31,621 Oh. Sit, sit, sit. 268 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:33,389 I'm Rebekah. 269 00:09:33,424 --> 00:09:35,425 This is our little mommy support group. 270 00:09:35,459 --> 00:09:36,893 Cheryl. Allison. 271 00:09:36,927 --> 00:09:38,461 Hi. 272 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,029 Your little brother is adorable! Look at that peanut! 273 00:09:40,064 --> 00:09:41,764 Oh, Avi's mine. 274 00:09:41,799 --> 00:09:43,566 He's what happens 275 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,535 when your school teaches abstinence-only. 276 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,304 Where is his mother? 277 00:09:48,339 --> 00:09:49,639 In heaven. 278 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,641 Qahtaniya, Iraq. 279 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:52,909 [ Gasps ] 280 00:09:52,943 --> 00:09:54,977 Those animals put an I.E.D. in a soda can. 281 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:57,113 Now me and Avi are alone. 282 00:09:57,147 --> 00:09:59,115 Oh, my God! 283 00:09:59,149 --> 00:10:00,983 Tragic. Yeah. 284 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:04,287 We met when she was a senior and I was a freshman. 285 00:10:04,321 --> 00:10:06,089 My locker was next to hers. 286 00:10:06,123 --> 00:10:07,757 Then I went to summer school, 287 00:10:07,791 --> 00:10:10,360 and...She went to war. 288 00:10:10,394 --> 00:10:12,161 I drank soda, and she... 289 00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:13,930 Well...Boom. 290 00:10:15,332 --> 00:10:16,833 Well, you have help, though, right? 291 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,000 My mom. 292 00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:19,902 She's a maid, and we live in a motel. 293 00:10:20,971 --> 00:10:22,505 Sometimes she drinks. Ohh. 294 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,607 But you can't choose your family, right? 295 00:10:24,641 --> 00:10:26,542 [ Cheryl sniffles ] 296 00:10:28,579 --> 00:10:30,980 You're not alone anymore. 297 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:38,554 [ Bell tolling ] 298 00:10:52,936 --> 00:10:57,774 ♪ My thoughts explode all over the world ♪ 299 00:10:57,808 --> 00:10:59,776 ♪ for you ♪ 300 00:10:59,810 --> 00:11:01,477 ♪ oh, yes, they do ♪ 301 00:11:03,847 --> 00:11:08,618 ♪ my mind is absent from the everyday blues ♪ 302 00:11:08,652 --> 00:11:10,620 ♪ it's true ♪ 303 00:11:10,654 --> 00:11:12,021 ♪ because of you ♪ 304 00:11:12,055 --> 00:11:14,023 Hey, what's up, man? 305 00:11:14,057 --> 00:11:18,961 ♪ Something tells me it's the place to be ♪ 306 00:11:18,996 --> 00:11:23,666 ♪ but I won't come in, 'cause it's not up to me ♪ 307 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:26,502 ♪ it's your reveille ♪ 308 00:11:26,537 --> 00:11:28,738 ♪ it's your reveille ♪ 309 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:31,507 ♪ it's your reveille ♪ 310 00:11:31,542 --> 00:11:33,376 ♪ it's your reveille ♪ 311 00:11:33,410 --> 00:11:35,178 Tripp: Hey. 312 00:11:35,212 --> 00:11:37,146 Actually, you want in? 313 00:11:37,181 --> 00:11:40,383 ♪ It's your reveille ♪ 314 00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:42,685 ♪ it's your reveille ♪ 315 00:11:46,924 --> 00:11:48,224 What the hell is this? 316 00:11:48,258 --> 00:11:49,258 Hash. 317 00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:51,027 Hash? This isn't the Gaza strip. 318 00:11:51,061 --> 00:11:52,028 Just try it. 319 00:11:52,062 --> 00:11:54,096 It's strong... 320 00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:57,133 With a...mellow high. 321 00:11:59,069 --> 00:12:00,236 All right, fine. 322 00:12:00,270 --> 00:12:02,104 But roll the joints tighter. 323 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:04,106 This is a classy hotel. Presentation counts. 324 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,508 Here's how we do it. 325 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:08,377 When I get a request for herbal relaxation, 326 00:12:08,412 --> 00:12:10,546 I put you on the housekeeping schedule for those rooms, 327 00:12:10,581 --> 00:12:12,281 I contact you. Nathalie... 328 00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:14,116 Check the schedule. You got a new room to clean. 329 00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:15,451 10-4. 330 00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:17,253 The guests will put the money under the pillow, 331 00:12:17,287 --> 00:12:18,621 you leave the hash, 332 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,356 and immediately after your shift, 333 00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:21,824 you come find me and you bring me my cut. 334 00:12:21,859 --> 00:12:22,892 It's 25%. 335 00:12:22,926 --> 00:12:24,760 You said 20. 336 00:12:24,795 --> 00:12:26,362 Well, that was the pot price. 337 00:12:26,396 --> 00:12:28,297 You can't just change the terms. 338 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,566 Look, some people set the rules, and others follow them. 339 00:12:30,601 --> 00:12:33,402 And in this equation, it's the one 340 00:12:33,437 --> 00:12:35,738 going to a party tonight at sir mix-a-lot's house, 341 00:12:35,772 --> 00:12:39,041 not the one who will be here cleaning semen stains. 342 00:12:39,076 --> 00:12:40,610 It's 25%. 343 00:12:40,644 --> 00:12:41,777 [ Sighs ] 344 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,114 I'm doing this for my family. 345 00:12:45,148 --> 00:12:46,749 Oh. I'm doing this for a jet ski. 346 00:12:46,783 --> 00:12:48,618 Clean up the room before you go. 347 00:12:55,626 --> 00:12:58,194 Please. Play in English. 348 00:12:58,228 --> 00:13:00,696 Fuck you. Tell us where we're going. 349 00:13:00,731 --> 00:13:01,697 Guess. 350 00:13:01,732 --> 00:13:02,732 Um... 351 00:13:05,168 --> 00:13:08,471 Come on. I want to play. I'm good at games. 352 00:13:08,505 --> 00:13:10,573 I was on "$25,000 pyramid." 353 00:13:10,607 --> 00:13:12,275 But they never aired my episode 354 00:13:12,309 --> 00:13:13,843 because I tweaked Betty White's nipple. 355 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,879 She's not as cool as everyone thinks. 356 00:13:16,914 --> 00:13:18,381 Ah! 357 00:13:21,351 --> 00:13:22,285 No. 358 00:13:22,319 --> 00:13:23,920 That's 20. 359 00:13:23,954 --> 00:13:25,655 Ah. [ mutters in Spanish ] 360 00:13:25,689 --> 00:13:27,023 It's a seat belt. 361 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,658 A seat belt?! 362 00:13:28,692 --> 00:13:30,893 You're picking things in the car with us! 363 00:13:30,928 --> 00:13:33,262 You have no imagination, Cesar! 364 00:13:33,297 --> 00:13:34,764 [ Laughs ] 365 00:13:34,798 --> 00:13:36,699 I'm gonna kill him now. 366 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,967 Fine. 367 00:13:38,001 --> 00:13:40,703 You kill him, Esteban kills you. I move up. 368 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:43,506 Did you guys know I was married? 369 00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:45,207 I have children, too. 370 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,710 Other facts... I threw javelin in college. 371 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,178 I sleep with a body pillow. 372 00:13:49,212 --> 00:13:50,713 I'm afraid of heights 373 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,682 and of leading a life of no significance. 374 00:13:52,716 --> 00:13:55,918 My favorite movie is "Cool Hand Luke." 375 00:13:55,953 --> 00:13:58,821 But...Really, it's "Steel Magnolias." 376 00:13:58,855 --> 00:14:00,222 What are you doing? 377 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,592 He's trying to humanize himself to us 378 00:14:02,626 --> 00:14:04,160 so we don't kill him. 379 00:14:04,194 --> 00:14:06,362 What are you talking... no, I'm not! That... 380 00:14:07,698 --> 00:14:09,131 [ Door handle rattling ] 381 00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:10,533 [ Laughs ] 382 00:14:28,852 --> 00:14:32,321 My point is that apprenticeship is a lost art. 383 00:14:32,356 --> 00:14:34,256 Watchmaking. Cobbling. 384 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,926 Ninja'ing. 385 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,561 The mysterious lessons. 386 00:14:38,595 --> 00:14:41,163 Frustration. Montages. 387 00:14:41,198 --> 00:14:43,199 And then, just as the pupil is about to give up, 388 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:46,202 oh... the teachings coalesce. 389 00:14:46,236 --> 00:14:48,604 The hierarchy is challenged. 390 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:50,773 Student surpasses the master. 391 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,241 Andy's boss spanked him. 392 00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:55,044 Spanking machine, technically. 393 00:14:55,078 --> 00:14:56,512 Nance, you're looking at the new sous-chef. 394 00:14:56,546 --> 00:14:57,580 [ Torch hissing ] 395 00:14:57,614 --> 00:14:59,715 Did you get a promotion? 396 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,350 [ Hissing stops ] Yes. 397 00:15:01,385 --> 00:15:03,619 I'm already mulling my celeb-u-chef catchphrase. 398 00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:06,689 I'm thinking, "ooh! That's almost too good!" 399 00:15:06,723 --> 00:15:08,658 With... you go up on the "too!" 400 00:15:08,692 --> 00:15:09,992 "Too good!" 401 00:15:10,027 --> 00:15:11,961 Well, what has two thumbs 402 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,729 and was really good at her job today? 403 00:15:14,765 --> 00:15:16,065 Me! 404 00:15:16,099 --> 00:15:17,400 I crushed it! 405 00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:19,101 Everybody loved my stuff. 406 00:15:19,136 --> 00:15:21,137 If the eagle scouts gave a badge for drug dealing, 407 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:22,438 I'd have gotten it. 408 00:15:22,472 --> 00:15:23,839 The eagle scouts are for boys. 409 00:15:23,874 --> 00:15:25,441 Brownies. Whatever. I... 410 00:15:25,475 --> 00:15:26,575 [ Hissing resumes ] 411 00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:28,177 Anybody want a chocolate? 412 00:15:28,211 --> 00:15:29,578 I need money. 413 00:15:29,613 --> 00:15:31,247 Stevie doesn't have enough contrast toys. 414 00:15:31,281 --> 00:15:32,381 And Rebekah and Allison have these... 415 00:15:32,416 --> 00:15:34,050 Who? My friends. 416 00:15:34,084 --> 00:15:35,785 They have these teething necklaces. 417 00:15:35,819 --> 00:15:36,952 [ Hissing stops ] 418 00:15:36,987 --> 00:15:38,387 You did receive money 419 00:15:38,422 --> 00:15:40,289 for selling your drugs today, right? 420 00:15:40,323 --> 00:15:42,758 Uh, yeah. Here. 421 00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:44,560 Oh. Me too. Crème fraîche ain't cheap. 422 00:15:45,996 --> 00:15:47,263 I'll have a chocolate. 423 00:15:47,297 --> 00:15:48,364 Mike likes chocolate. 424 00:15:48,398 --> 00:15:49,632 And money. 425 00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:51,434 What for? Stuff. 426 00:15:51,468 --> 00:15:53,602 There's this class I want to audit at this college. 427 00:15:53,637 --> 00:15:55,738 You can tell me what it's really for. 428 00:15:55,772 --> 00:15:57,173 I am. 429 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,141 Don't worry about it. I just need money, all right? 430 00:15:59,176 --> 00:16:01,477 Okay. 431 00:16:01,511 --> 00:16:03,946 [ Hissing resumes ] 432 00:16:10,821 --> 00:16:13,823 Oh. I thought I was the only one on laundry tonight. 433 00:16:13,857 --> 00:16:15,558 Yeah, a guest lost their earrings, 434 00:16:15,592 --> 00:16:17,326 so I figured I'd check the lint trap. 435 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,061 What the hell is all this brown stuff? 436 00:16:19,096 --> 00:16:20,062 Oh, don't touch that. 437 00:16:20,097 --> 00:16:22,398 Oh, shit! 438 00:16:22,432 --> 00:16:23,499 So stupid. 439 00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:25,401 I'd step back if I were you. 440 00:16:25,435 --> 00:16:27,970 I thought this was gonna get it clean. 441 00:16:28,004 --> 00:16:30,306 At least I... at least I got rid of the smell. 442 00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:34,009 The guests are such pigs. 443 00:16:34,044 --> 00:16:35,611 Damn. I thought I saw everything. 444 00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:37,079 Ooh. 445 00:16:37,114 --> 00:16:39,281 That is not sanitary. 446 00:16:39,316 --> 00:16:40,616 Good God. 447 00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:42,284 After a shift here, I go home to my family, 448 00:16:42,319 --> 00:16:44,086 and they look like shiny little angels. 449 00:16:44,121 --> 00:16:46,122 And them some disgusting motherfuckers. 450 00:16:46,156 --> 00:16:47,123 [ Sighs ] 451 00:16:47,157 --> 00:16:49,158 So tell me this story. 452 00:16:49,192 --> 00:16:51,894 Oh...This guy... hairy, disgusting. 453 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,162 There was a hooker involved. 454 00:16:53,196 --> 00:16:54,430 Phil. 455 00:16:54,464 --> 00:16:56,799 That pervert comes here every month on business. 456 00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:59,001 But he ain't never been into that. 457 00:16:59,035 --> 00:17:01,203 That's some next-level shit right there. 458 00:17:01,238 --> 00:17:02,772 Fucking Phil. 459 00:17:02,806 --> 00:17:04,874 Fucking Phil. 460 00:17:04,908 --> 00:17:08,644 I can't believe this is my life. 461 00:17:08,678 --> 00:17:09,645 No offense. 462 00:17:09,679 --> 00:17:11,280 It's okay. 463 00:17:11,314 --> 00:17:13,349 Just pray to Jesus and play the lotto, girl. 464 00:17:13,383 --> 00:17:14,850 [ Sighs ] 465 00:17:14,885 --> 00:17:16,152 You gonna be okay? 466 00:17:16,186 --> 00:17:18,187 No. Yeah. Absolutely. 467 00:17:18,221 --> 00:17:20,389 Everything's gonna be fine. 468 00:17:20,423 --> 00:17:21,957 [ Rattling ] 469 00:17:24,594 --> 00:17:26,529 Oh! Oh-ho! Yes! 470 00:17:26,563 --> 00:17:28,497 I told you I rock at this! 471 00:17:28,532 --> 00:17:30,699 All right. You can be my beer pong partner tonight, faggot. 472 00:17:30,734 --> 00:17:32,601 You're the faggot, faggot. 473 00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:35,137 I gotta go. Culture and society in imperial Russia. 474 00:17:35,172 --> 00:17:36,238 Right? Ohh. 475 00:17:36,273 --> 00:17:38,140 What's your next class? 476 00:17:38,175 --> 00:17:40,976 Uh, uh, actually, my schedule's light today. 477 00:17:41,011 --> 00:17:44,713 So I'm just gonna hang here in the...Quad. 478 00:17:44,748 --> 00:17:46,148 "Quad"? [ chuckles nervously ] 479 00:17:46,183 --> 00:17:48,250 You retard. Hey, Tripp. 480 00:17:48,285 --> 00:17:50,452 Oh, hey. This is Jane, and that's...Kimmi. 481 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,754 This is Mike. 482 00:17:51,788 --> 00:17:53,322 Dickie crickets tonight? Dickie crickets. 483 00:17:53,356 --> 00:17:54,924 We're gonna destroy 'em. We'll beat 'em, right? 484 00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:56,158 Destroy 'em! See you there. 485 00:17:56,193 --> 00:17:57,493 Hi. Hi. 486 00:17:57,527 --> 00:17:59,228 [ Chuckles ] What's your major, Mike? 487 00:17:59,262 --> 00:18:02,832 Uh...Botany. Plants. 488 00:18:02,866 --> 00:18:04,533 You must be really smart. 489 00:18:04,568 --> 00:18:06,101 [ Chuckles weakly ] 490 00:18:06,136 --> 00:18:08,571 Do you really need to play beer pong tonight? 491 00:18:08,605 --> 00:18:10,806 Oh, I promised Tripp. 492 00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:12,541 But, why? 493 00:18:12,576 --> 00:18:15,511 Well, it's trivia night, and we don't have any guys. 494 00:18:15,545 --> 00:18:18,180 Pong is for idiot frat boys. 495 00:18:18,215 --> 00:18:20,749 Are you an idiot frat boy, Mike the botanist? 496 00:18:20,784 --> 00:18:21,951 No. 497 00:18:21,985 --> 00:18:23,586 No. [ chuckles ] 498 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,554 I'll take "trivia" for $100. 499 00:18:25,589 --> 00:18:28,424 [ Laughing ] Okay. Good choice. 500 00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:29,792 Bye. 501 00:18:29,826 --> 00:18:32,695 [ Chuckles ] 502 00:18:32,729 --> 00:18:33,863 Yes! 503 00:18:33,897 --> 00:18:35,764 Are you my fucking drug dealer or not? 504 00:18:35,799 --> 00:18:37,333 Yes. I'm telling you... I'm out of product. 505 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,534 Tough dick. 506 00:18:38,568 --> 00:18:40,469 The Northwestern society of embalmers 507 00:18:40,503 --> 00:18:42,071 is coming to the hotel tomorrow, and those fuckers get high. 508 00:18:42,105 --> 00:18:43,172 Find more. 509 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,573 Can you advance me some cash? 510 00:18:44,608 --> 00:18:45,741 Can I... 511 00:18:45,775 --> 00:18:47,176 Listen to me. 512 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,445 Two years ago, I was working at cap'n crushins, 513 00:18:49,479 --> 00:18:51,513 pounding stale candy into ice cream 514 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,916 and seriously considering drowning myself in puget sound. 515 00:18:53,950 --> 00:18:55,985 Now I run this city. 516 00:18:56,019 --> 00:18:58,053 And you know why? Because I make shit happen! 517 00:18:58,088 --> 00:18:59,355 I'm all tapped out. 518 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:00,956 Then tap yourself in, bitch! 519 00:19:00,991 --> 00:19:03,525 I set up a bunch of drops for you tomorrow. 520 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,395 Well...I don't know what to tell you. 521 00:19:06,429 --> 00:19:09,131 Apologize, offer them all free tickets to "Mamma Mia!" 522 00:19:09,165 --> 00:19:10,833 The cupboards are bare. 523 00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:14,837 Listen, maid, I trusted you because you're foxy. 524 00:19:14,871 --> 00:19:17,339 And I don't like sending guests to the ghetto to find drugs. 525 00:19:17,374 --> 00:19:19,241 But if anyone files a complaint about me 526 00:19:19,276 --> 00:19:20,943 because you didn't come through, 527 00:19:20,977 --> 00:19:23,812 I will fuck your world sideways. 528 00:19:23,847 --> 00:19:25,814 3:00 tomorrow. 529 00:19:25,849 --> 00:19:27,783 [ Door opens, closes ] 530 00:19:30,687 --> 00:19:33,022 I can't believe we actually won tonight. 531 00:19:33,056 --> 00:19:36,625 How did I even know "Wade Boggs"? 532 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,827 Sorry about the shower. [ chuckles ] 533 00:19:38,862 --> 00:19:40,663 Whenever I have a guy in the room, 534 00:19:40,697 --> 00:19:43,332 my pervy roommate Greta watches and masturbates. 535 00:19:43,366 --> 00:19:46,168 [ Laughs ] Awesome. 536 00:19:46,202 --> 00:19:48,771 I mean, that... that sucks. [ chuckles ] 537 00:19:48,805 --> 00:19:50,139 How's my lip? 538 00:19:50,173 --> 00:19:52,107 It's, uh... It's still bleeding a little. 539 00:19:52,142 --> 00:19:53,676 Mm. 540 00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:55,577 I didn't realize how sharp my vajazzling was. 541 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,447 That's okay. It's very...Sparkly. 542 00:19:58,481 --> 00:19:59,982 [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 543 00:20:00,016 --> 00:20:01,517 Tripp: Hey, is somebody fuckin' in there? 544 00:20:01,551 --> 00:20:03,185 As soon as you leave. 545 00:20:03,219 --> 00:20:04,486 Hey, faggot! 546 00:20:04,521 --> 00:20:05,654 Oh. 547 00:20:05,689 --> 00:20:07,122 Hey, listen, I forgive you 548 00:20:07,157 --> 00:20:08,324 for bowing out on pong tonight. 549 00:20:08,358 --> 00:20:09,325 It's cool. 550 00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:10,492 What's up, Kimmi? 551 00:20:10,527 --> 00:20:11,961 Those are nice pussy charms. 552 00:20:11,995 --> 00:20:13,696 Thanks. Yeah. 553 00:20:13,730 --> 00:20:15,464 Listen, you should come on by when you're through, faggot. 554 00:20:15,498 --> 00:20:16,532 We're gonna watch "Office Space." 555 00:20:16,566 --> 00:20:17,633 [ Laughing ] Sweet. 556 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:18,701 Cool. 557 00:20:18,735 --> 00:20:20,502 Oh, uh... Boom. 558 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:24,006 [ Chuckling ] Okay. 559 00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:29,311 Mm. 560 00:20:32,849 --> 00:20:34,683 Ohh. 561 00:20:34,718 --> 00:20:36,285 [ Chuckles ] 562 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,654 [ Laughing ] What? 563 00:20:38,688 --> 00:20:41,490 Nothing. I just love college so much. 564 00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:46,962 So, I appeal to you as a woman, as a mother, 565 00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:49,765 as a fellow female traveler on the road. 566 00:20:49,799 --> 00:20:52,534 Is that the road that's paved with bullshit? 567 00:20:52,569 --> 00:20:54,503 No cash, no shake. 568 00:20:54,537 --> 00:20:56,372 Don't let the hairy legs fool you. 569 00:20:56,406 --> 00:20:58,440 This is a capitalist enterprise. 570 00:20:58,475 --> 00:21:01,010 So there's nothing else? 571 00:21:01,044 --> 00:21:02,544 Childcare? 572 00:21:02,579 --> 00:21:04,246 Or I could go down on you? 573 00:21:05,482 --> 00:21:06,749 Joking. 574 00:21:06,783 --> 00:21:08,117 Mostly joking. 575 00:21:08,151 --> 00:21:09,518 That was lame. 576 00:21:09,552 --> 00:21:11,954 It would have worked with a man. 577 00:21:11,988 --> 00:21:13,088 Men are easy. 578 00:21:13,123 --> 00:21:14,957 Men are the Monday crossword. 579 00:21:14,991 --> 00:21:17,659 But women... we're... we're Sunday. 580 00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,328 That's why they die before us. 581 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,063 The poor fuckers, they blow a gasket 582 00:21:21,097 --> 00:21:23,432 after a lifetime of trying to figure out 583 00:21:23,466 --> 00:21:26,135 the magnificent organism that is woman. 584 00:21:26,169 --> 00:21:27,903 How to make us happy. 585 00:21:27,937 --> 00:21:29,638 But really, I'll go down on you. 586 00:21:29,672 --> 00:21:31,440 [ Chuckling ] I'm desperate here. 587 00:21:31,474 --> 00:21:32,775 And chatty. 588 00:21:32,809 --> 00:21:33,776 [ Door slams ] 589 00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:35,144 Damn it! 590 00:21:35,178 --> 00:21:38,480 The stupid fucking car is out of biodiesel again! 591 00:21:38,515 --> 00:21:42,551 I am so sick of driving to every taqueria in town 592 00:21:42,585 --> 00:21:44,286 to beg for used oil! 593 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,788 Honey, carbon footprint. 594 00:21:45,822 --> 00:21:47,623 Hey, lick my carbon footprint. 595 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:51,360 Hey, where is Kish? 596 00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:52,828 Oh, he peed in the fish pond. 597 00:21:52,862 --> 00:21:54,797 God damn it. Again? 598 00:21:54,831 --> 00:21:56,198 Can I have a kiss? 599 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:57,900 Can I have a real car?! 600 00:21:57,934 --> 00:21:59,268 Kish! 601 00:21:59,302 --> 00:22:00,702 Where do we pee-pee?! 602 00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:02,304 You should probably go. 603 00:22:02,338 --> 00:22:04,873 Come back when you have cash. 604 00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:07,609 Or if you figure out that thing about... 605 00:22:07,644 --> 00:22:09,545 How to make a woman happy. 606 00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:11,713 I know how you can make this woman happy. 607 00:22:13,516 --> 00:22:15,984 [ Breathes deeply ] 608 00:22:17,854 --> 00:22:19,955 Maybe Shane's right. Maybe I am a bad drug dealer. 609 00:22:19,989 --> 00:22:20,989 Try that. 610 00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:25,227 Delicious. 611 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,762 [ Laughs ] Of course it's delicious. 612 00:22:26,796 --> 00:22:28,030 It's deep-fried. [ sets dish down ] 613 00:22:28,064 --> 00:22:29,164 In what? 614 00:22:29,199 --> 00:22:31,100 In panther blood. 615 00:22:31,134 --> 00:22:33,102 What do you mean "in what?" In oil. 616 00:22:33,136 --> 00:22:34,536 You're still not getting it, manipulator. 617 00:22:34,571 --> 00:22:35,838 It's used cooking oil. 618 00:22:35,872 --> 00:22:37,506 It's the property of the hotel. 619 00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:39,441 When have questions of legality or morality 620 00:22:39,476 --> 00:22:40,642 ever bothered you? 621 00:22:40,677 --> 00:22:41,777 I'm not gonna risk my job. 622 00:22:41,811 --> 00:22:43,679 I've been flailing. 623 00:22:43,713 --> 00:22:45,714 This is my "Eat Pray Love" moment. 624 00:22:45,748 --> 00:22:47,349 [ Breathes deeply ] 625 00:22:47,383 --> 00:22:48,684 This is my bliss. 626 00:22:48,718 --> 00:22:50,853 Their car uses veggie oil. 627 00:22:50,887 --> 00:22:53,989 I need something to trade so I can get more shake, 628 00:22:54,023 --> 00:22:56,658 because more shake means more hash. Mm-hmm. 629 00:22:56,693 --> 00:22:58,694 I know this. I know all this! That means I can keep you in foodstuffs... 630 00:22:58,728 --> 00:23:00,229 "Eat Pray Love," Nance. 631 00:23:00,263 --> 00:23:02,264 ...Silas in school... It's about a woman who finds herself... her bliss... 632 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,099 ...And Shane in baby supplies... ...Through food! 633 00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:06,301 So we can get out of that motel... And fucking. 634 00:23:06,336 --> 00:23:09,037 ...And maybe start to get a life. I think. You should read it. 635 00:23:09,072 --> 00:23:11,840 Move. Come on. 636 00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:13,842 I want to be a chef. 637 00:23:15,278 --> 00:23:16,845 I know you do, sweetie. I know. 638 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,680 This isn't right, Nance. I know. 639 00:23:18,715 --> 00:23:21,083 "Eat Pray Love," Nance. I know. I know. 640 00:23:21,117 --> 00:23:23,085 I know. I know. Go on. God damn it. 641 00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:24,286 I know. 642 00:23:27,891 --> 00:23:30,225 Go get the van! 643 00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:32,828 I'm telling you, the "Cry It Out" movement 644 00:23:32,862 --> 00:23:34,363 is cruel and anti-intuitive. 645 00:23:34,397 --> 00:23:35,797 It's complete nonsense. 646 00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:36,965 Hah! 647 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,001 Oh, I think I just peed myself a little. 648 00:23:39,035 --> 00:23:40,669 Have you guys been practicing your kegels? Ew. 649 00:23:40,703 --> 00:23:42,471 I still can't figure them out. 650 00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:43,906 We went over this. 651 00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:45,841 Just pretend your vagina is an elevator. 652 00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:47,309 "Going down"? 653 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:48,677 This isn't a joke, Cheryl. 654 00:23:48,711 --> 00:23:50,145 You want to end up 655 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:51,747 wearing one of those Whoopi Goldberg pee pads? 656 00:23:51,781 --> 00:23:53,782 Come sit down. Join us for a snack. 657 00:23:53,816 --> 00:23:54,917 I'd love to. 658 00:23:54,951 --> 00:23:56,118 How are your kegels? 659 00:23:56,152 --> 00:23:58,086 They're private, Shawn. 660 00:23:58,121 --> 00:24:01,056 Cheryl, Allison, won't you join us? 661 00:24:02,792 --> 00:24:03,792 What's going on? 662 00:24:06,396 --> 00:24:07,663 Cheryl? 663 00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:09,431 Shawn, we know the truth. 664 00:24:09,465 --> 00:24:11,099 Truth about what? 665 00:24:11,134 --> 00:24:14,770 We know Avi's mother wasn't killed in the Iraq. 666 00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:19,374 I called my brother-in-law at the department of defense. 667 00:24:19,409 --> 00:24:21,577 There were no I.E.D. fatalities in Qahtaniya 668 00:24:21,611 --> 00:24:23,946 anywhere near the time you said Avi's mother was killed. 669 00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:27,449 So, why don't you tell us the truth... 670 00:24:27,483 --> 00:24:30,319 Or we can call child protective services together? 671 00:24:34,657 --> 00:24:36,959 Who the hell is this?! 672 00:24:36,993 --> 00:24:38,493 Doug: Hey, guy. 673 00:24:38,528 --> 00:24:40,362 Where's Andy? He told me to come here. 674 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:43,198 I put 1,000 miles on my car for nothing. 675 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,600 No, no, no. I-I talked to him. 676 00:24:44,634 --> 00:24:45,701 Where's Andy's cellphone? 677 00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:47,135 This is my phone. 678 00:24:47,170 --> 00:24:48,870 It came to me from the sky. 679 00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:50,105 Give us the phone! 680 00:24:50,139 --> 00:24:52,174 Fuck you, beaner! It's mine! 681 00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:54,443 I reprogrammed it so it can make sandwiches. 682 00:24:55,678 --> 00:24:58,313 Y-you can buy it from me, but it's gonna cost you a lot... 683 00:24:58,348 --> 00:24:59,681 [ gunshot ] 684 00:24:59,716 --> 00:25:01,984 [ Gasps ] 685 00:25:02,018 --> 00:25:04,453 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 686 00:25:04,487 --> 00:25:05,721 Why did you do that? 687 00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:07,756 Ay, dios mío. That was close. 688 00:25:07,790 --> 00:25:09,291 Close?! You killed him! 689 00:25:09,325 --> 00:25:11,159 No! The cat! I almost shot the cat! 690 00:25:11,194 --> 00:25:12,494 He just jumped out! 691 00:25:12,528 --> 00:25:14,429 Now we have to get rid of the body. 692 00:25:14,464 --> 00:25:16,031 I almost killed an innocent kitty! 693 00:25:16,065 --> 00:25:17,366 Doug: Dead. 694 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,901 Blood. So much blood. 695 00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:22,004 Who's gonna take care of you now, señor Gato? 696 00:25:22,038 --> 00:25:23,071 Mr. Cat? 697 00:25:23,106 --> 00:25:24,973 Señor Gato! 698 00:25:25,008 --> 00:25:27,042 Where are you, kitty? 699 00:25:27,076 --> 00:25:28,744 Here, kitty, kitty. [ Doug breathes deeply ] 700 00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:29,878 Gato? 701 00:25:29,912 --> 00:25:31,647 I-I called Andy. This guy answered. 702 00:25:31,681 --> 00:25:33,548 I didn't know what to say. I didn't want to die. 703 00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:35,417 It's a lease. 704 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:36,985 Please, don't kill me like that. 705 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:38,887 Don't kill me at all! Let me live! 706 00:25:38,921 --> 00:25:43,125 There is a penalty if I go over the allotted mileage. 707 00:25:43,159 --> 00:25:45,127 I'll call the company, talk them out of it. 708 00:25:45,161 --> 00:25:46,295 I-I'm good at that. 709 00:25:46,329 --> 00:25:48,196 Help me carry the body. 710 00:25:48,231 --> 00:25:50,198 [ Gasps ] 711 00:25:50,233 --> 00:25:51,300 [ Gun cocks ] 712 00:25:51,334 --> 00:25:53,969 [ Gasping ] 713 00:25:54,003 --> 00:25:55,604 Okay! Okay! Okay! 714 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:57,973 Ignacio: Here, kitty, kitty. Okay. Okay. Okay. 715 00:25:58,007 --> 00:26:00,008 [ Gun uncocks ] Here, kitty, kitty. 716 00:26:05,782 --> 00:26:08,116 That looks like the good stuff. 717 00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:10,152 Pure vegetable. No particulants. 718 00:26:10,186 --> 00:26:11,887 Triple-strained. 719 00:26:11,921 --> 00:26:13,488 And we have a steady supply. 720 00:26:13,523 --> 00:26:15,657 No more hustling fast-food joints. 721 00:26:15,692 --> 00:26:16,692 W-what? 722 00:26:16,726 --> 00:26:18,260 I'm trying to figure out 723 00:26:18,294 --> 00:26:19,261 what that little girl's doing in there. 724 00:26:19,295 --> 00:26:20,295 She's naked. 725 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,496 It's a boy. 726 00:26:21,531 --> 00:26:23,231 Oh! He's trying to blow himself. 727 00:26:23,266 --> 00:26:25,467 So...Barter? 728 00:26:28,604 --> 00:26:31,740 Fiona, go get the shake. 729 00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:40,148 Oh. Look who's got a spring in her step. 730 00:26:40,183 --> 00:26:41,450 I make things happen. 731 00:26:41,484 --> 00:26:43,085 Yeah, with my stolen cooking oil. 732 00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:44,486 With my wits. 733 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:45,654 With my moxie. 734 00:26:45,688 --> 00:26:47,155 Whatever you can say 735 00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:50,192 about Nathalie Nancy Botwin Newman Price, 736 00:26:50,226 --> 00:26:53,161 wife-mother-lover- drug dealer... 737 00:26:53,196 --> 00:26:55,964 good or bad... I get shit done. 738 00:26:55,998 --> 00:26:57,866 Man: You two! 739 00:26:57,900 --> 00:26:59,835 Don't fuckin' move! 740 00:26:59,836 --> 00:27:09,836 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net