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Previously on Weeds...
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- Get down!
- Mom.
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- I'm sorry.
- Why?
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- Shane, you got shot.
- I'm okay.
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I fucked up my kids.
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- Who's that?
- This is Adelita.
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Our stepsister.
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Hey, Adelita.
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- I hear Silas tried to hit on her.
- Why is that so funny?
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He's not exactly in her division.
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Weed. I need a steady supply.
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And I'm not talking nickel
and dime bags here.
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She squeezed me out.
I was gonna be a drug kingpin.
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You two idiots want
to get back at mom, right?
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All right, then.
Let's do this right.
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- What's that?
- I filled out all the forms
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to put Esteban's name
on the birth certificate.
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Do you have... a plan?
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Maybe call a girl
who calls me on my shit.
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- You're a frozen margarita, Andy.
- Why did you go out with me?
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I'm fascinated by how all this is gonna
play out with the gangster baby-daddy.
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The people have spoken.
They support Esteban Reyes for governor.
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Look at him.
That's what he's meant to be doing.
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Weeds 512
Glue
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By the Fumistes team.
lesfumistes[at]gmail.com
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Are you drinking?
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Yes, Shane, I am drinking.
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I've been drinking all night.
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- Can't seem to get drunk.
- Why?
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Don't know. Not for lack of effort.
I can tell you that.
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Why have you been
drinking all night?
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Because that's what I do
when my husband...
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God, it feels weird to say that.
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I'm drinking because
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they took him away in handcuffs
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and I'm waiting for Cesar
to find out who "they" are,
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where he is, why his phone is off,
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and whether or not
I'm a widow... again.
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Which of his many crimes
did they arrest him for?
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I don't know.
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Do you think Pilar set him up?
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I don't know.
They just took him away.
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About fucking time.
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Don't you ever wish
that you could go back
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to right after dad died
and do things differently?
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I try not to think about it.
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I think about it a lot.
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Okay.
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I'm coming now.
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I'll fucking GPS it, Cesar.
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The polícia judicial
are holding him.
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Should you be driving?
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Probably not.
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You've got to be fucking kidding me.
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Seriously, mom, you're losing it.
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Au contraire... I'm on top.
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And I am staying on top this time,
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like Nancy.
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In fact,
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I'm gonna out-Nancy Nancy.
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Is that why you're dressed
like a prostitute?
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See, Nancy had the right idea.
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Life is not about
making good choices
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in order to get good things.
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Life is about admitting
what you want
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and not being afraid to take it.
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So... I'm off to meet my connection,
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swap this cheddar
for some heady nuggets,
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and then perhaps I'll eat a salad
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and get my sapphic freak on.
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I actually threw up
into my nose that time.
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Well, you know, throwing up
is slimming down.
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Wait! Before you go,
there was a detective,
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downstairs, asking about you.
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A black guy...
Brown fedora, leather jacket.
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Mentioned your name,
flashed a badge.
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Maybe he thinks
you're turning tricks.
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Yeah. Maybe.
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Have fun with the whole Nancy envy
and the drug deal
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and the taking and the wanting
and the not being afraid.
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No consequences, no regrets.
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Have you seen yourself
in that dress?
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One regret.
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One big-haired, big-boned,
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big loudmouthed regret.
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Some idiot is standing
in front of the car.
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That's no idiot, that's my...
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Actually, you're right.
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I was parking.
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When you were pulling away,
I was all, "Hey, Nance!"
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but you couldn't hear me,
so I started running,
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which is harder than it looks.
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- Should I keep driving?
- Yeah, sure.
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On a bit of a buzz here...
Adrenaline rush or...
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anticipation.
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I'm a man on a mission, Nance.
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I'm a man with a plan.
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"What could that plan be?"
she asks herself,
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intrigued, yes,
perhaps even captivated by the...
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Shut... up!
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- Okay, here goes.
- You never listen.
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- I'm trying to tell you something...
- You're like a child yanking...
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... that's happening in my life.
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Major life event for Andy?
You going to Candy Mountain?
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It doesn't always
have to be about you.
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- Today it does. Today it's ...
- There are other people in the world.
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- You don't even ask.
- People with lives of their own...
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"Hey, where are you going?
Why so serious?
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- "Something bothering you?"
- Something's always bothering you.
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My husband...
God, that sounds weird!
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... is being held somewhere
by somebody for some reason.
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Okay, that's Major.
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I kind of don't know
if I'm ever gonna see him again,
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if my children are safe,
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what's happening in my life,
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so I kind of don't give a shit
about your shenanigans.
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"Shenanigans" is a bit rough.
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Sorry about Esteban.
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I'm sure he'll be okay.
He's too big to fail.
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I'm sorry I shenanigan'ed
your Major life event.
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What is it?
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- I'm going to Candy Mountain.
- Come on.
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I'll tell you later.
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You just made a huge deal about it...
Mission, running, mystery.
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- No, it's nothing, really.
- Spill it.
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I'm gonna ask Audra to marry me.
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I want to give her
my mom's engagement ring,
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the ring that Judah gave you.
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So, can I have it?
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What's with the lockdown?
The suited ogres won't let me leave.
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Ask your mother.
She gave orders.
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Yeah, she does that.
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Made a mess of my plans.
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She does that, too.
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I was gonna go jogging.
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Jogging.
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It helps me... clear my mind.
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Clear your mind of what?
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Don't be so serious
about everything.
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Since I can't leave,
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some friends are coming over
for a little party.
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You should join us.
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Hang out, loosen up...
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Clear your mind.
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Cool.
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But...
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You might want to change
your clothes.
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He is in this building.
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I will find out why.
You will wait here.
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I'm going with you.
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It's better for me to go alone.
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The local color is not white.
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Okay, I found Siempre Mujer,
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TV y Novelas,
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and, for the rare
English-speaking customer,
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Woman's You-Niverse, from July 1974.
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"I was frigid.
Now hear me roar."
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"The diet that makes you
grow younger. "
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"Is bisexuality thinkable?"
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Can I please have the ring?
I know it's bad timing.
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I'm still processing,
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and, yes,
this is incredibly bad timing.
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It was Bubbie's.
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It went to my father, to my mother,
to Judah, and then to you.
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It has history.
It has meaning.
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It's free.
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- "Are you truly in love?"
- Yes, without a doubt.
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I'm not asking. I'm reading aloud.
Magazine quiz.
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You never even wear it.
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Judah gave it to me.
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Eh, and Esteban gave you a new one.
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We must go to the sixth floor,
speak with a registration clerk.
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Let's go.
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We need a pass.
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- Where do we get a pass?
- We get a number.
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What number did we get?
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167.
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Here.
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Buy a better number.
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Let's do the "truly in love" quiz...
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Winner take all,
and by "all," I mean that ring.
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Quizzes are bullshit.
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And it's 1974.
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Do the criteria for amor
ever really change
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or are you just worried
that my love for Audra
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is like a red, red rose?
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- Question number one.
- Bring it on!
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"When you're away from your love
and you think of him,
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do you feel...
'a,' joyful, 'b,' sad,
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'c,' lonely, or, 'd,' horny?"
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You smell like... You won.
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Perro Insano always triumphs!
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You were defeated by El Conductor
on two separate occasions.
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No more autograph for you.
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Get out of here!
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How does this work?
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Leave your bag of money.
Take my bag of weed.
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Simple enough.
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Where you going?
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Wrong wrestler.
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I know where you live, bitch!
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Question 27.
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"Friendship in true love is...
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"an overblown concept,
a fundamental concept,
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a waste of time, a bonus?"
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I'm glad you asked that.
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This would go a lot faster
if you'd answer the questions.
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I do answer the questions.
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You discuss.
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It's fricking multiple choice.
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I feel there are certain nuances
that merit examination.
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- Here we go.
- What?
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- This.
- You and Esteban aren't friends?
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- We're friends, I guess.
- You don't know.
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You don't think it's important?
'Cause I think it's fundamental.
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- It was one of the fucking choices.
- Friends and lovers can watch a movie,
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- play cards, dominoes.
- Sit in the dark and not talk?
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Otherwise, it's just about sex.
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It's always about sex with you.
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- That's not... That's not fair.
- You spent a few days banging her,
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- now you think you got to get married.
- I don't think that. I'm gonna do it.
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- When?
- Tomorrow!
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That's why I want the ring.
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Tomorrow.
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Jesus, Andy, you just... I mean...
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- You're not in love with this person.
- What if I am?
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What if this is my shot
for a nice, normal life
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with a doctor
and a family of my own?
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It's me. I need help.
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- I'm hanging up now.
- No! Wait!
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The cops are after me.
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It's not safe to use my cellphone.
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I've had way too much caffeine,
and now I have to piss like a racehorse.
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I don't know how you drank those lattes
and didn't wet yourself.
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Goodbye, Celia.
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No, just... Just tell me...
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Where do I hide out
when the heat is on?
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Do I go home? Do I motel?
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Mexico?
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Can't really recommend Mexico
at the moment.
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I'm not going back to the slammer.
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Would you say friendship
is a fundamental part of true love?
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What?
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If you want my help,
answer the fucking question.
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Wrong answer. Have fun in jail.
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What's going on?
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Esteban is not on this floor.
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You said six. This is six.
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We must go up to 11,
criminal division.
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Is he under arrest?
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Held for questioning.
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Questioning...
Might be a ray of sunshine there.
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00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:43,730
If we squint.
254
00:13:46,633 --> 00:13:47,993
Are you from L.A.?
255
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,537
North of there, actually.
256
00:13:51,851 --> 00:13:52,998
Like Malibu?
257
00:13:53,224 --> 00:13:54,424
Like Agrestic.
258
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,370
Where did you prep?
259
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,609
Agrestic... High.
260
00:14:01,282 --> 00:14:03,633
Public institution of learning,
cabrón.
261
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,886
There's nothing wrong
with public schools.
262
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,804
Then why did your dad
send you to Dana Hall?
263
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,100
So she wouldn't get boned
by public dick, cabrón.
264
00:14:14,796 --> 00:14:16,459
I'm just playing, Adelita.
265
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,449
You want to smoke?
266
00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:29,451
- I'll smoke some weed.
- All out.
267
00:14:30,534 --> 00:14:32,996
But I do have
some delightful heroin.
268
00:14:35,933 --> 00:14:37,050
Number 43.
269
00:14:38,372 --> 00:14:40,473
"What is the glue
270
00:14:40,598 --> 00:14:43,710
that holds your relationship
together for life?"
271
00:14:44,681 --> 00:14:47,746
I don't even need to hear the choices.
I'm gonna go with Elmer's.
272
00:14:48,231 --> 00:14:49,881
Glib, and not a choice.
273
00:14:50,412 --> 00:14:53,112
Love is a choice,
a choice that I'm making.
274
00:14:53,804 --> 00:14:55,310
And now you'll tell me why.
275
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:59,022
'Cause I believe that true love
can overcome any problem.
276
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,151
That's fairy-tale stuff,
277
00:15:01,905 --> 00:15:02,943
not real life.
278
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,411
All I know is...
279
00:15:05,761 --> 00:15:08,160
Audra makes me feel like
every other woman in my life
280
00:15:08,285 --> 00:15:09,991
was wrong, a mistake.
281
00:15:11,901 --> 00:15:13,703
How about Judah?
Was he a mistake?
282
00:15:13,894 --> 00:15:17,290
There are different loves and marriages,
and they're not ranked.
283
00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:20,293
I have been married for 27 years.
284
00:15:20,891 --> 00:15:22,991
We have three beautiful children
285
00:15:23,512 --> 00:15:25,478
and a deep, abiding love,
286
00:15:26,266 --> 00:15:28,502
but our glue's made from sharing,
287
00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:31,205
connecting, communicating,
288
00:15:32,248 --> 00:15:33,848
and I never bring my work home.
289
00:15:57,543 --> 00:15:59,630
The jungle fuzz!
Shit! Fuck!
290
00:15:59,933 --> 00:16:02,083
I should be hiding.
291
00:16:02,654 --> 00:16:03,654
Good idea.
292
00:16:11,548 --> 00:16:13,719
That's a fucking hard door, man.
293
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,982
We're talking about my husband.
I am trying to find...
294
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:24,671
295
00:16:24,796 --> 00:16:26,437
296
00:16:26,562 --> 00:16:27,958
297
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,740
We're told that you have him back there.
Can you just...
298
00:16:32,277 --> 00:16:33,742
299
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,285
300
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:38,412
301
00:16:38,537 --> 00:16:40,924
302
00:16:41,049 --> 00:16:42,250
My husband!
303
00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:44,879
The father of my child!
304
00:16:45,401 --> 00:16:46,338
We have a baby!
305
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,215
{\Keep talking to me in English.
It's obviously getting you somewhere.}
306
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,009
I need you to help me.
307
00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:56,473
I want to talk to somebody
who speaks english.
308
00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,559
I want to talk to somebody
who speaks english!
309
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,436
Let me deal with this.
Go sit down.
310
00:17:02,024 --> 00:17:03,688
Getting angry is not going to help.
311
00:17:05,215 --> 00:17:06,608
312
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,174
313
00:17:10,299 --> 00:17:11,738
314
00:17:13,393 --> 00:17:16,284
315
00:17:24,349 --> 00:17:27,003
You ever want to go back
and do things differently?
316
00:17:27,177 --> 00:17:29,664
Yeah, I want to teleport to 1974.
317
00:17:30,742 --> 00:17:32,429
"What to wear to an orgy. "
318
00:17:33,049 --> 00:17:35,694
Apparently,
the presence of underwear
319
00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:38,740
signals your desired level
of participation.
320
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,309
You've moved on from your lame quiz?
321
00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:44,187
I'm not giving up on that.
I'm totally kicking your ass.
322
00:17:45,919 --> 00:17:47,929
- Read.
- Number 65.
323
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,682
"At our core, the search
for true love is driven by...
324
00:17:51,807 --> 00:17:53,554
"passion, need for sex,
325
00:17:53,679 --> 00:17:56,329
"need for financial
and emotional support,
326
00:17:57,402 --> 00:17:58,495
"or, 'd'...
327
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,746
"the basic human need
to feel connected
328
00:18:01,871 --> 00:18:04,916
and leave the prison of aloneness?"
329
00:18:14,707 --> 00:18:16,756
These fucking dicks are still here?
330
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,845
My thoughts exactly.
331
00:18:20,979 --> 00:18:22,308
They smoked heroin.
332
00:18:23,045 --> 00:18:24,394
You smoked heroin?
333
00:18:25,741 --> 00:18:27,971
Nope to dope and ugh to drugs...
334
00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,817
Deputy dog.
I took it to heart.
335
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,610
Except for weed.
336
00:18:37,473 --> 00:18:38,762
Her friends suck.
337
00:18:39,913 --> 00:18:41,289
She kind of sucks.
338
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,709
There are two more
just like her in France
339
00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:45,165
who could drop by at anytime.
340
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:48,856
The potential for douchebag party buds
is exponential.
341
00:18:52,478 --> 00:18:54,276
- Want some?
- Why not?
342
00:18:56,630 --> 00:19:00,620
Here's to this thing we're doing now
343
00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:03,818
here in this ridiculous place.
344
00:19:10,973 --> 00:19:11,976
Thanks...
345
00:19:12,346 --> 00:19:14,360
For not leaving.
I know you could have.
346
00:19:18,517 --> 00:19:19,991
I'm actually leaving tomorrow.
347
00:19:20,272 --> 00:19:21,075
Shut up.
348
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,873
Will you look at this shit?
349
00:19:28,846 --> 00:19:30,960
Should we do something?
She's totally out of it.
350
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:34,934
Apparently, these are the guys
her dad wants her to fuck, so...
351
00:19:40,114 --> 00:19:41,176
Oh, shit.
352
00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:44,015
Don't tell anyone I was noble.
353
00:19:47,748 --> 00:19:48,770
Come on! Let's go!
354
00:19:49,629 --> 00:19:50,939
Party's over. Out.
355
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,107
Get up!
356
00:19:52,636 --> 00:19:53,636
Out!
357
00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:56,778
Don't worry, Agrestic?
358
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,780
Back of the line, public.
359
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:08,665
Shit.
360
00:20:09,624 --> 00:20:10,792
Why are you still here?
361
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,331
Run, dummy.
362
00:20:18,395 --> 00:20:20,051
Badass motherfucker!
363
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,511
Summer school.
364
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,406
The results are in.
365
00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:28,241
Goodie.
366
00:20:32,358 --> 00:20:33,704
Me... 89!
367
00:20:33,829 --> 00:20:37,077
"You understand what love is
and are truly in love!"
368
00:20:37,538 --> 00:20:38,570
That's nice.
369
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,349
Guess they didn't count
your orgy fixation against you.
370
00:20:41,759 --> 00:20:43,737
I guess not.
Nancy Bot...
371
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,220
Yikes... 62.
372
00:20:47,023 --> 00:20:48,037
Bullshit!
373
00:20:48,298 --> 00:20:49,409
"Don't feel bad.
374
00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:50,873
"You still have the chance
375
00:20:50,998 --> 00:20:53,248
"to reexamine your priorities
and understanding of love
376
00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:55,518
to make a positive change
in your life. "
377
00:20:55,643 --> 00:20:56,921
Or I could kill myself.
378
00:20:58,171 --> 00:21:01,384
Look, it's a silly quiz, you know?
It doesn't necessarily mean anything.
379
00:21:03,045 --> 00:21:04,095
Obviously.
380
00:21:04,427 --> 00:21:06,306
For you, I mean.
For me, it's pretty accurate.
381
00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:11,019
- Because you're truly in love.
- Truly in love. That's right.
382
00:21:12,294 --> 00:21:13,313
For now.
383
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,403
Why do you have to do that?
384
00:21:18,203 --> 00:21:20,631
I know you.
This is what you do.
385
00:21:21,783 --> 00:21:24,645
You love to be loved.
You pull all this love in.
386
00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:27,382
You build it all up in your head.
387
00:21:27,507 --> 00:21:30,371
And when it gets too close, you run.
388
00:21:34,112 --> 00:21:37,545
I just want the ring, Nance.
Spare me all the brilliant insight.
389
00:21:43,723 --> 00:21:45,619
You're not gonna give it to me.
390
00:21:50,266 --> 00:21:54,270
You cannot get it together to treat me
like somebody you actually care about.
391
00:21:54,610 --> 00:21:55,664
That's not it.
392
00:21:55,789 --> 00:21:57,231
You're a fucking coward.
393
00:21:57,518 --> 00:21:58,686
Do you know that?
394
00:21:58,811 --> 00:22:01,778
You think that all this crazy shit
you get into makes you brave,
395
00:22:03,052 --> 00:22:06,647
but you're fucking terrified
of being ordinary.
396
00:22:08,997 --> 00:22:11,773
I would love...
To be ordinary.
397
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:15,667
I would love to be back in Agrestic
waiting for Judah to come home.
398
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,127
You burned that town
to the ground and your house.
399
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:20,011
- Yeah, I did that.
- You did that.
400
00:22:20,136 --> 00:22:22,345
I made some sacrifices
for my family. Fine.
401
00:22:23,614 --> 00:22:26,302
What you sacrificed was your family.
That's what you did.
402
00:22:26,674 --> 00:22:27,796
Look where you are.
403
00:22:27,921 --> 00:22:30,807
Are you watching Shane play soccer?
No, 'cause you fucked that up.
404
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,060
Don't sit here and tell me
you want to be someone else
405
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,103
when you do fuck all
to change what's going on.
406
00:22:41,681 --> 00:22:42,849
It's your turn.
407
00:22:51,182 --> 00:22:53,496
I'm sorry. There's nothing more
I can do to help you.
408
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:55,097
You can tell me where he is.
409
00:22:55,222 --> 00:22:56,903
We're closing.
The whole building is.
410
00:22:57,028 --> 00:23:00,545
- It's 4:00. It's 4-fucking-o'clock!
- That clock is broken.
411
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,364
- Tell me where he is.
- I don't know!
412
00:23:02,489 --> 00:23:04,850
Tell me where he is.
Tell me where he is!
413
00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:08,803
Thank you.
414
00:23:14,485 --> 00:23:16,769
- He's not here.
- What?
415
00:23:17,045 --> 00:23:18,995
He was released four hours ago.
416
00:23:34,529 --> 00:23:37,851
Look, I...
You know that I don't like you,
417
00:23:37,976 --> 00:23:41,148
and I know that you don't like me,
but I need your help.
418
00:23:41,273 --> 00:23:45,225
I have this bag full of plants.
419
00:23:45,350 --> 00:23:46,803
I need it gone.
420
00:23:47,652 --> 00:23:48,729
Exactly.
421
00:23:50,128 --> 00:23:53,139
No, I will not suck your dick.
422
00:23:54,251 --> 00:23:55,256
Bingo!
423
00:23:55,820 --> 00:23:59,045
I'd appreciate it if you didn't ask
my mom to blow you in front of me.
424
00:23:59,170 --> 00:24:01,596
Had to, or she would have known
something was up,
425
00:24:01,721 --> 00:24:03,281
right dark and lovely?
426
00:24:03,406 --> 00:24:04,406
Word.
427
00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:08,488
- Why are you still dressed like that?
- Yeah. Why are you, Tito?
428
00:24:08,933 --> 00:24:10,935
Thought I might go out for a bit.
429
00:24:11,060 --> 00:24:13,743
White women
been sweating me all day.
430
00:24:14,977 --> 00:24:17,038
I'm gonna hit a hot spot,
turn it loose.
431
00:24:18,221 --> 00:24:20,124
Turn what loose...
Your small white penis?
432
00:24:21,076 --> 00:24:23,015
You're gonna get your ass kicked.
433
00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:24,380
No, it's cool.
434
00:24:24,759 --> 00:24:26,564
Robert Downey Jr opened the door.
435
00:24:26,689 --> 00:24:28,682
Now, I'm gonna walk
through that door,
436
00:24:28,807 --> 00:24:31,636
get me some bathroom sex
at Applebee's.
437
00:24:32,717 --> 00:24:33,930
That might work.
438
00:24:34,830 --> 00:24:36,432
Where's the rest of my yo pretty at?
439
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,351
I could use a little more snake bite
for my lips.
440
00:24:39,476 --> 00:24:40,770
What do you think?
441
00:24:42,364 --> 00:24:44,607
I'll let the hospital know
you're coming.
442
00:24:48,803 --> 00:24:50,002
You're drinking?
443
00:24:50,768 --> 00:24:53,036
- Are you kidding me?
- Yes, I am...
444
00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:55,471
Drinking, not kidding.
445
00:24:55,596 --> 00:24:57,120
Count me in.
446
00:24:58,649 --> 00:24:59,798
Where's Silas?
447
00:24:59,923 --> 00:25:01,958
Holding Adelita's hair
while she pukes.
448
00:25:03,489 --> 00:25:06,751
I get five feet in the door
and shit's already falling apart.
449
00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:08,131
Relax.
450
00:25:08,436 --> 00:25:10,429
We're celebrating
the big announcement.
451
00:25:10,805 --> 00:25:12,137
What big announcement?
452
00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:13,685
I'm getting married.
453
00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:15,261
What?
454
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,932
Don't listen to him.
He's high on infatuation.
455
00:25:18,513 --> 00:25:22,517
No, look.
There's el governor to be with Pilar.
456
00:25:27,673 --> 00:25:29,069
He's back on the ticket.
457
00:25:29,934 --> 00:25:31,946
She pulled him back in.
458
00:25:40,354 --> 00:25:41,789
Are you really getting married?
459
00:25:43,024 --> 00:25:44,333
Yes, he is,
460
00:25:44,991 --> 00:25:46,751
and he's using my ring...
461
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:49,250
With my blessing.
462
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:51,090
Congratulations.
463
00:25:55,239 --> 00:25:56,696
Congratulations.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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