1 00:00:04,994 --> 00:00:06,734 Previously on "Weeds"... 2 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,400 - Mom? - That bullet was meant for me, wasn't it? 3 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:14,074 You owe me, and you hurt my kid. 4 00:00:15,133 --> 00:00:17,857 You're never getting hurt again. I promise you. 5 00:00:17,977 --> 00:00:21,364 You should be worrying about Stevie Ray. He's just a baby. 6 00:00:21,484 --> 00:00:23,785 - Baby murderer! - 25 feet, Gayle. 7 00:00:23,905 --> 00:00:27,052 Please help us. We can't get our weed back without a court order. 8 00:00:27,172 --> 00:00:30,920 I will help you. But first, his dick, this drawer. 9 00:00:31,693 --> 00:00:32,837 I can do this. 10 00:00:33,692 --> 00:00:36,668 Raylene Reynolds - You're pretty! cosmetics. 11 00:00:36,788 --> 00:00:37,806 Nice to meet you. 12 00:00:37,926 --> 00:00:41,888 I can sell a lot more makeup if I give a free gift. 13 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:43,947 I can't steal their weed. 14 00:00:45,281 --> 00:00:46,116 Putz. 15 00:00:46,126 --> 00:00:48,303 I've got a crooked dick, and there's no pot? 16 00:00:49,270 --> 00:00:51,645 This little milk ball was a mistake that would end the 17 00:00:51,665 --> 00:00:54,045 career of a very promising politician. 18 00:00:54,165 --> 00:00:57,199 I am here to correct that mistake. 19 00:01:00,038 --> 00:01:03,948 I have been replaced as candidate for governor. 20 00:01:04,192 --> 00:01:05,730 Pilar Zuazo. 21 00:01:05,850 --> 00:01:07,494 I want her dead. 22 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000 ...::: www.SubCentral.de :::... ...::: presents :::... 23 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:13,600 ~ Weeds S05E11 ~ ~ Ducks and Tigers ~ 24 00:01:14,610 --> 00:01:17,610 Thanks to www.italiansubs.net! 25 00:01:17,857 --> 00:01:19,589 In your face. 26 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:21,851 - She's fucking on fire. - Four points! 27 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:25,815 The newlyweds are annoying. 28 00:01:26,815 --> 00:01:28,379 Weren't lawn darts banned? 29 00:01:28,499 --> 00:01:31,263 When you boys are finished crying, it's your turn. 30 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:33,172 He's taunting us. 31 00:01:33,292 --> 00:01:35,980 He's trying to act like a father. Fathers taunt. 32 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:38,001 When we went jogging, dad told me I was so slow, 33 00:01:38,011 --> 00:01:39,892 Stephen Hawking could beat me in a footrace. 34 00:01:40,526 --> 00:01:43,558 Then he collapsed, puked twice, and died. 35 00:01:45,187 --> 00:01:47,095 So who's the better jogger now? 36 00:01:47,743 --> 00:01:50,064 I'm sorry I didn't give you a proper wedding. 37 00:01:50,184 --> 00:01:51,754 Well, it was perfect. 38 00:01:51,874 --> 00:01:54,903 - Thank you for marrying me. - No, thank you for marrying me, 39 00:01:55,201 --> 00:01:57,768 and thank you for encouraging me about the election. 40 00:01:57,888 --> 00:02:00,081 Fuck Pilar. We're gonna win. 41 00:02:00,574 --> 00:02:02,469 Throw already, you girls! 42 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:04,216 Hey, what's wrong with girls? 43 00:02:08,303 --> 00:02:09,721 Whoa. Who's that? 44 00:02:10,109 --> 00:02:11,766 Nancy, 45 00:02:11,886 --> 00:02:13,124 This is Adelita. 46 00:02:13,244 --> 00:02:14,452 Our stepsister. 47 00:02:14,572 --> 00:02:17,676 Adelita. Wow. Hi. Wow. 48 00:02:17,796 --> 00:02:19,669 Of course, you forgot I was coming. 49 00:02:19,856 --> 00:02:21,931 My brain. I'm sorry. 50 00:02:22,051 --> 00:02:24,826 Adelita is in from Paris 51 00:02:24,946 --> 00:02:26,484 to look at colleges. 52 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,184 - How are your sisters? Your mom? - Très bien. 53 00:02:30,796 --> 00:02:32,542 You're married. 54 00:02:35,468 --> 00:02:37,139 Congratulations. 55 00:02:38,095 --> 00:02:40,841 So, why is my room decorated like a hospital? 56 00:02:45,247 --> 00:02:47,143 All right. There you are. 57 00:02:47,263 --> 00:02:49,665 - This is wrong. - I'm sorry? 58 00:02:49,785 --> 00:02:52,617 I ordered goat cheese. This is ricotta. 59 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:54,871 You can tell because it's disgusting and 60 00:02:54,991 --> 00:02:58,065 flavorless and it's cow, not goat. 61 00:02:58,185 --> 00:03:00,677 Cows go "Moo." 62 00:03:00,797 --> 00:03:04,050 Goats go "Baa." 63 00:03:04,170 --> 00:03:07,058 - Sheep go "Baa." - Shut the fuck up, sheep, 64 00:03:07,178 --> 00:03:09,566 and bring me the right cheese. 65 00:03:10,103 --> 00:03:12,775 I just attacked a waitress, Raylene. 66 00:03:12,785 --> 00:03:13,825 I'm back. 67 00:03:13,835 --> 00:03:16,080 You know, in my whole time at You're Pretty!, 68 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,334 I have never seen anyone ascend so fast 69 00:03:19,454 --> 00:03:23,110 - and with such thrust. - I'm just getting started. 70 00:03:23,230 --> 00:03:25,542 I am doing a major push 71 00:03:25,662 --> 00:03:27,900 as soon as I square away some new product. 72 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:31,810 Well, hot damn! I am wetter than a slaughterhouse floor. 73 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:33,776 You're funny. 74 00:03:33,896 --> 00:03:35,762 Yeah, I'm not kidding. 75 00:03:47,903 --> 00:03:49,306 Lupita. 76 00:03:49,679 --> 00:03:52,679 I haven't pumped. Are you giving him formula? 77 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:55,306 - Si. - Lupita, I'm breast-feeding. 78 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,391 Two people give you different directions. One, 79 00:03:59,645 --> 00:04:01,914 white woman from suburb, the other, 80 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:05,257 giant, scary, Mexican drug kingpin. 81 00:04:05,377 --> 00:04:07,108 Who you listen to? 82 00:04:08,779 --> 00:04:10,913 There he is. 83 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:15,678 Did you tell lupita to give the baby formula? 84 00:04:16,036 --> 00:04:18,095 - Yes. - I'm breast-feeding. 85 00:04:18,498 --> 00:04:21,006 - You know this. - Peasants breast-feed. 86 00:04:21,126 --> 00:04:22,131 Peasants? 87 00:04:22,141 --> 00:04:24,200 - Yeah. - First of all, it's better for the baby. 88 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,280 Actually, some studies suggest 89 00:04:26,310 --> 00:04:28,088 that the toxins you've ingested in your life 90 00:04:28,208 --> 00:04:29,938 will come out in your breast milk. 91 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:34,182 I should unpack. 92 00:04:39,663 --> 00:04:42,470 You are a politician's wife. We have work to do. 93 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:45,170 - Let the servants feed the baby. - No. 94 00:04:45,558 --> 00:04:46,946 No more formula. 95 00:04:47,066 --> 00:04:48,153 Baby - Booby. 96 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:49,401 - I mean it. - All right. 97 00:04:49,521 --> 00:04:51,282 As you wish, mi amor. 98 00:05:01,961 --> 00:05:04,275 Don't you have to be 25 feet away, Gayle? 99 00:05:04,395 --> 00:05:05,521 Not from you. 100 00:05:06,402 --> 00:05:07,611 What are you doing here? 101 00:05:08,230 --> 00:05:09,364 Pap smear. 102 00:05:10,290 --> 00:05:12,110 Okay, before I climb in that car, 103 00:05:12,130 --> 00:05:14,050 you should know that one phone call and assurances 104 00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:16,973 that you've cut all ties from Nancy doesn't mean that... 105 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:21,062 You un-welded the door. 106 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:27,417 Bye, Gayle. 107 00:05:33,092 --> 00:05:34,299 Fornicators! 108 00:05:39,318 --> 00:05:43,233 - Read me back what we got so far. - "Doug and Dean's big list of ways 109 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:46,996 to get revenge on that thieving, deceitful whore, Celia." 110 00:05:49,068 --> 00:05:50,099 That's it. 111 00:05:50,873 --> 00:05:54,811 Okay. You need to be typing everything I say. My ideas are golden. 112 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:56,756 - Sorry. - Number one, 113 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:00,904 tell her she won some shit, and then there's no shit. 114 00:06:01,305 --> 00:06:02,395 Embarrassing! 115 00:06:03,918 --> 00:06:06,859 Number two, we slip some spider goats under her door. 116 00:06:06,869 --> 00:06:10,175 - What the fuck are spider goats? - Part goat, part spider. 117 00:06:10,185 --> 00:06:12,960 Their milk has kevlar webs. Look it up. 118 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:16,817 - So, they're like these tiny little goats? - No, they're big goats 119 00:06:16,827 --> 00:06:18,429 with spider genes. 120 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,913 How the fuck do we get them under the door? 121 00:06:21,768 --> 00:06:23,045 Good point. 122 00:06:23,233 --> 00:06:26,116 - Number three. - We kick her in the twat. 123 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:29,033 We suck at this. 124 00:06:29,221 --> 00:06:31,987 This is why we can't strategize good, Dean. 125 00:06:31,997 --> 00:06:33,075 Pot. 126 00:06:33,085 --> 00:06:36,040 If we're going into battle, we have to have a clear head. 127 00:06:36,050 --> 00:06:37,575 Yeah, but we love pot. 128 00:06:37,585 --> 00:06:41,208 Do you think Ulysses S. Grant was stoned when he won World War I? 129 00:06:41,418 --> 00:06:44,136 Or Gore, when he beat global warming? 130 00:06:44,146 --> 00:06:47,851 We're going into battle with a formidable opponent. We have to be our very best. 131 00:06:47,861 --> 00:06:51,261 Then we can fuck that bitch up good so she stays fucked up. 132 00:06:51,625 --> 00:06:53,078 So for now, 133 00:06:53,088 --> 00:06:54,450 we back off the weed. 134 00:07:08,534 --> 00:07:10,749 How do you have a cellphone? 135 00:07:11,012 --> 00:07:12,929 I always got the newest shit. 136 00:07:13,538 --> 00:07:16,731 - What, you want me to hook you up? - No. I'm in the middle of a contract. 137 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,214 At&t. 138 00:07:18,542 --> 00:07:21,219 Those fuckers tried to give me a hard time, too, 139 00:07:21,852 --> 00:07:26,012 so I had a friend visit the call center up in Burnsville, Minnesota. 140 00:07:26,188 --> 00:07:30,137 You should mention my name, ask for Bill Sondergaard. 141 00:07:30,523 --> 00:07:34,062 He'll be the one that sounds like he's talking through a broken jaw. 142 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:37,051 Does this mean you're gonna help me with my little problem? 143 00:07:38,410 --> 00:07:40,555 See, now, about that. 144 00:07:41,644 --> 00:07:42,769 Pilar Zuazo. 145 00:07:43,519 --> 00:07:45,781 She's Manny Ramirez. 146 00:07:46,262 --> 00:07:48,652 You a peewee-league pitcher. 147 00:07:48,662 --> 00:07:49,924 Got to wonder, 148 00:07:50,281 --> 00:07:52,326 what the fuck you doing on the mound? 149 00:07:54,776 --> 00:07:56,758 I get it. You can't do shit. You're locked up. 150 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:59,334 Don't get it twisted, mami. I'm still working. 151 00:07:59,721 --> 00:08:02,862 - I'm just telecommuting for now. - Well, can you do it or not? 152 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,887 I don't know. Depends if you can help me out. 153 00:08:05,897 --> 00:08:08,440 Help get my case transferred to Mexiko. 154 00:08:08,603 --> 00:08:11,884 - See, that tunnel that you shut down - - Nasty rumor. 155 00:08:12,517 --> 00:08:14,532 It spanned two countries. 156 00:08:15,317 --> 00:08:16,442 Thanks to you, 157 00:08:16,724 --> 00:08:21,048 the last of the American agents who could testify as to which side I was standing on - 158 00:08:21,657 --> 00:08:22,852 He's dead now. 159 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:24,610 So? 160 00:08:24,908 --> 00:08:27,873 So I need someone with high-level Mexi-juice 161 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:30,392 to help get my case transferred down there. 162 00:08:30,402 --> 00:08:33,791 - And then what? - Then I'm david blaine in Mexiko. 163 00:08:34,985 --> 00:08:37,704 I slide under doors in Mexiko. 164 00:08:43,446 --> 00:08:45,263 How do I know you're not gonna come after me? 165 00:08:45,273 --> 00:08:46,328 Blanca, 166 00:08:46,703 --> 00:08:50,171 we're like one of those YouTube videos - 167 00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:54,578 You know, where a tiger and a duck get all confused. 168 00:08:55,147 --> 00:08:57,397 They become friends. 169 00:08:58,018 --> 00:09:00,537 And, you know, it seems okay, but... 170 00:09:00,912 --> 00:09:03,162 you never really know, do you? 171 00:09:09,404 --> 00:09:11,537 God, I hated anatomy. 172 00:09:11,547 --> 00:09:15,111 Memorizing all 206 bones in the body is not easy. 173 00:09:16,451 --> 00:09:18,408 Wow, your hands feel good. 174 00:09:19,170 --> 00:09:20,740 That's my fibula. 175 00:09:20,998 --> 00:09:23,389 - See? I still got it. - Oh, yeah. 176 00:09:24,373 --> 00:09:28,064 . What was I saying? - Wonderful, interesting things. 177 00:09:28,791 --> 00:09:31,381 - That's my tibia. - Okay. Silence. 178 00:09:31,391 --> 00:09:33,325 But I was gonna tell you about my year in Yemen. 179 00:09:33,335 --> 00:09:34,789 Yemen can wait. 180 00:09:34,799 --> 00:09:35,879 Patella. 181 00:09:37,379 --> 00:09:40,075 - Okay, Audra. I mean Andy. - Andy. 182 00:09:40,085 --> 00:09:42,358 - I just called you "Audra." - I know. 183 00:09:43,647 --> 00:09:44,655 Femur. 184 00:09:46,624 --> 00:09:47,808 Trochanter. 185 00:09:49,896 --> 00:09:51,396 Femoral neck. 186 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:54,490 Femoral head. 187 00:09:55,876 --> 00:09:56,954 Oh, God. 188 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,066 Okay. 189 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:03,331 No, no, no, no. 190 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,605 This is what I do. 191 00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:07,937 So just you lay back. 192 00:10:11,313 --> 00:10:13,141 This is embarrassing. 193 00:10:13,645 --> 00:10:14,676 Never mind. 194 00:10:15,496 --> 00:10:17,899 Look, I've been single for a while, so my 195 00:10:18,438 --> 00:10:21,520 battery-powered helpers have made it difficult - 196 00:10:28,342 --> 00:10:29,936 That didn't shoot out of you, right? 197 00:10:29,946 --> 00:10:32,256 It's Gayle. He must have followed us. Fuck. 198 00:10:33,370 --> 00:10:35,795 He brought some friends. Holy shit! 199 00:10:36,346 --> 00:10:38,830 - Let's call the police. - I knew it was a bad idea 200 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,494 having you pick me up. 201 00:10:40,834 --> 00:10:42,148 Gayle has a thing for me. 202 00:10:42,158 --> 00:10:44,455 If you love something, throw tomatoes at it. 203 00:10:44,465 --> 00:10:47,102 - Oh, now I'm gonna have to move again. - Seriously? 204 00:10:47,324 --> 00:10:50,277 I'm always moving. They find out where I live, and I move again. 205 00:10:50,688 --> 00:10:52,199 They're dangerous, Andy. 206 00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:55,434 Why don't you stay with me while you figure out your next move? 207 00:10:55,444 --> 00:10:58,258 - What? No, I can't. - I got a big house. 208 00:10:58,268 --> 00:10:59,805 You'd get your own room. 209 00:11:00,004 --> 00:11:03,121 Me and the general got you into this, so... 210 00:11:03,586 --> 00:11:06,773 Just... Why don't you think about it, okay? 211 00:11:07,348 --> 00:11:09,814 - What are you doing? - If you don't climax, 212 00:11:10,243 --> 00:11:11,724 the terrorists win. 213 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,543 Can't let that happen. 214 00:11:18,619 --> 00:11:21,022 A Baja federal judge is holding that up. 215 00:11:21,032 --> 00:11:23,516 Well, can you ask him to un-hold it? 216 00:11:23,526 --> 00:11:27,356 You should not have been visiting Guillermo Garcia Gomez in jail. 217 00:11:27,366 --> 00:11:28,607 We have a history. 218 00:11:29,472 --> 00:11:30,944 I'd come and visit you, too, 219 00:11:31,087 --> 00:11:35,098 smuggle in gold chains, shiny shirts. 220 00:11:36,415 --> 00:11:38,557 Well, hi, honey. Can I make you something? 221 00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:40,090 Do you know how to make beer? 222 00:11:40,745 --> 00:11:45,146 You're not having any more beer. That was a special occasion. You got shot. 223 00:11:45,179 --> 00:11:47,179 I know. I'm kidding. 224 00:11:56,246 --> 00:11:59,888 Like it or not, we all have to work together now. It's for our own safety. 225 00:11:59,921 --> 00:12:02,443 Why don't you stick to breast-feeding? 226 00:12:02,731 --> 00:12:04,901 Well, fuck you. Just do it. 227 00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:06,937 Good. 228 00:12:07,408 --> 00:12:12,102 And you can't kill him. If anyone gets hurt, I'm telling Esteban how you tried to shoot me, 229 00:12:12,109 --> 00:12:13,617 and his heart will break all over you. 230 00:12:14,153 --> 00:12:15,465 I'm good at killing. 231 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:18,418 No killing. Life's a drag. 232 00:12:21,046 --> 00:12:22,980 Oh. Come on. 233 00:12:24,361 --> 00:12:25,555 Big baby. 234 00:12:36,318 --> 00:12:38,826 Seriously, tell me why we're really here, or I'm leaving. 235 00:12:39,277 --> 00:12:42,814 Well, now that I'm a giant success, I want to pamper myself. 236 00:12:43,215 --> 00:12:47,336 And I want to extend the pampering experience to my child, 237 00:12:47,598 --> 00:12:49,707 whose company I enjoy. 238 00:12:50,207 --> 00:12:53,063 She'll take a bottle of the sebastian shaper spray, 239 00:12:53,187 --> 00:12:54,564 'cause she's my salon buddy. 240 00:12:55,851 --> 00:12:57,851 Wait. Fine, fine. Fine. 241 00:13:00,092 --> 00:13:06,429 I want to apologize. When you told me you were gay... I didn't react well. 242 00:13:06,449 --> 00:13:10,751 You told me you would take my rug-munching ass to reparative therapy. 243 00:13:11,036 --> 00:13:14,625 Well, that was old mommy. I'm new mommy. 244 00:13:14,814 --> 00:13:17,644 New mommy is a nice mommy. 245 00:13:18,272 --> 00:13:23,680 Anyway, I thought that maybe you could, you know, tell me a little bit about it - 246 00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:26,228 About being lesbionic. 247 00:13:27,647 --> 00:13:29,203 You know, what do you do? 248 00:13:30,738 --> 00:13:35,248 I don't know. I've only done the kissing part. 249 00:13:35,279 --> 00:13:38,340 Was that weird, kissing a girl? 250 00:13:38,737 --> 00:13:42,819 Is it soft? Is it good soft, like a puppy? 251 00:13:42,828 --> 00:13:46,748 Or is it bad soft, like rotten fruit? 252 00:13:47,228 --> 00:13:50,559 Oh, God. Oh, am I gonna have to get a strap-on? 253 00:13:50,624 --> 00:13:54,446 - No, no, no. No, no, no! - Okay, I was just thinking about it. 254 00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:56,403 - You cannot take this away from me! - Don't be silly. 255 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,810 - I'm not taking anything. Don't be so selfish! - It's all that I have! 256 00:13:59,831 --> 00:14:01,780 Mommy's lonely. 257 00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:07,300 You know, there's this woman out there right now who thinks that I am the cat's meow. 258 00:14:07,391 --> 00:14:11,103 Cat, pussy. Already doing the lezzie humor. 259 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,056 - You're not gay, mom. - Well, what if I am? 260 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:17,519 There was that Tracy Chapman song that I liked. 261 00:14:17,534 --> 00:14:20,128 New mommy is still a hateful bitch. 262 00:14:20,410 --> 00:14:24,403 Come on. I thought maybe it would bring us closer, you know? 263 00:14:25,701 --> 00:14:26,841 Here you go. 264 00:14:31,241 --> 00:14:36,423 What about you? You ever... gone down to girly town? 265 00:14:45,598 --> 00:14:47,598 - Hi. - Hi. 266 00:14:49,345 --> 00:14:53,809 I left clean sheets and towels on your bed. 267 00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:57,756 Thanks. This looks amazing. 268 00:15:08,052 --> 00:15:11,747 Holy crap! I mean, what were you doing? 269 00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:14,435 It felt like there were eight of you. What was it? 270 00:15:14,619 --> 00:15:16,460 Trade secret. Can't tell you. 271 00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:19,374 - Do it again. - No. Okay. 272 00:15:19,381 --> 00:15:20,451 Yes, please. 273 00:15:21,649 --> 00:15:25,010 Oh, God, my head. Throw me the aspirin. 274 00:15:25,155 --> 00:15:27,623 You've had like 14 already. You'll ruin your kidneys. 275 00:15:27,637 --> 00:15:30,318 Fuck my kidneys. What do those assholes ever do for me? 276 00:15:30,539 --> 00:15:34,627 And I swear, if you tell me they clean my poop or whatever stupid shit they do, 277 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,636 I will kill you. I will. I will kill your face off. 278 00:15:37,887 --> 00:15:39,650 Then have some food, at least. 279 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:42,746 Food is stupid. 280 00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:46,114 - Just read me what else we have up there. - We have nothing. 281 00:15:46,915 --> 00:15:48,560 Everything is lame. 282 00:15:49,421 --> 00:15:51,607 Have my feet always been this huge? 283 00:15:53,175 --> 00:15:56,855 Jesus christ! It's like I'm a clown in a circus! 284 00:15:58,977 --> 00:16:01,749 My dad took me to the circus once when I was 6 years old. 285 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,798 And backstage, the ringmaster touched my tent pole. 286 00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:06,040 What? 287 00:16:06,326 --> 00:16:08,326 - Where did that come from? - I don't know. 288 00:16:09,814 --> 00:16:12,613 Why am I remembering that now? I don't want to remember that. 289 00:16:15,249 --> 00:16:16,965 No. Doug, what about our plan? 290 00:16:17,037 --> 00:16:19,053 Being sober is bullshit. You stay sober. 291 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:20,074 Fuck that. 292 00:16:20,093 --> 00:16:22,420 Then we get stoned in shifts. One of us will stay sober, 293 00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:25,000 and the other will smoke. And then we'll switch. 294 00:16:25,096 --> 00:16:30,083 B- B-But what if one of us has a really great idea, and the other one is too stoned to get it? 295 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,517 Well, then... 296 00:16:32,109 --> 00:16:34,600 We'll write each other notes, like "Memento." 297 00:16:36,427 --> 00:16:38,297 God damn it, show me what you were doing. 298 00:16:38,554 --> 00:16:39,568 No. 299 00:16:40,726 --> 00:16:41,746 Here. 300 00:16:41,816 --> 00:16:43,587 You're doing something to that, right? 301 00:16:45,328 --> 00:16:46,907 I don't even know what that is. 302 00:16:47,532 --> 00:16:49,188 - That there? - Oh, no. 303 00:16:49,525 --> 00:16:51,801 I'm gonna address that later. Actually, you know what? 304 00:16:51,854 --> 00:16:53,494 I'm gonna address that right now. 305 00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:57,272 Oh. Hey, Adelita. 306 00:16:57,454 --> 00:17:00,024 I was just heading for a night swim. You want to join me? 307 00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:01,357 Big pool. 308 00:17:01,457 --> 00:17:02,910 Thanks, but I'm reading. 309 00:17:03,191 --> 00:17:04,300 What are you reading? 310 00:17:04,395 --> 00:17:07,905 It's Milan Kundera, "The book of laughter and forgetting." 311 00:17:08,021 --> 00:17:10,677 So that's like a self-help thing? 312 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,405 Sort of. 313 00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:14,941 Who are you reading now? 314 00:17:16,715 --> 00:17:19,144 I'm between books right now. 315 00:17:19,565 --> 00:17:22,197 Can you recommend something you've really enjoyed? 316 00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:24,072 I'll make you a list. 317 00:17:25,748 --> 00:17:27,420 Cool. Thanks. 318 00:17:28,373 --> 00:17:30,799 And, hey, welcome to the villa. 319 00:17:31,127 --> 00:17:33,002 I grew up here. 320 00:17:34,445 --> 00:17:35,809 Welcome home, then. 321 00:17:35,886 --> 00:17:37,047 Thanks. 322 00:17:37,510 --> 00:17:39,016 Enjoy your swim. 323 00:17:40,888 --> 00:17:42,175 Adelita. 324 00:17:42,618 --> 00:17:43,907 Oh, hello, Nancy. 325 00:17:44,428 --> 00:17:46,688 You know, I'm just gonna come out and say this. 326 00:17:47,948 --> 00:17:51,192 Silas can be very charming. But he's still a guy, 327 00:17:51,546 --> 00:17:54,503 - and you're in high school. - My lover is 32 years old. 328 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,310 He's a journalist. 329 00:17:56,831 --> 00:18:00,149 Your boy is not a dangerous temptation for me. 330 00:18:00,231 --> 00:18:01,669 So no need to worry. 331 00:18:02,544 --> 00:18:04,278 How's my little brother tonight? 332 00:18:05,054 --> 00:18:06,840 Being a stubborn gus. 333 00:18:06,973 --> 00:18:09,929 - He won't latch. - He probably likes the formula. 334 00:18:10,035 --> 00:18:12,988 Well, formula doesn't come out of my boob, so he's out of luck. 335 00:18:13,463 --> 00:18:14,588 Okay. 336 00:18:16,141 --> 00:18:19,352 You know, we don't really know each other. Why don't we go to lunch or - 337 00:18:19,441 --> 00:18:22,011 That's sweet of you, Nancy, but I'm 338 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,985 not terribly invested in my father's love life. 339 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,557 Thanks anyway. 340 00:18:30,337 --> 00:18:32,981 This is amazing. What am I eating? 341 00:18:33,205 --> 00:18:35,715 Grilled flank steak with red chard, 342 00:18:35,804 --> 00:18:38,143 currants, and homemade harissa. 343 00:18:38,226 --> 00:18:40,335 - I think I just came again. - I love 344 00:18:40,345 --> 00:18:42,672 - this peach fuzz. - I'm flawed. 345 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:45,094 - I have a pelt. - You are perfect, 346 00:18:45,545 --> 00:18:49,799 'cause you're flesh and blood and organs and bones, and you can name all of them. 347 00:18:50,518 --> 00:18:51,789 You're so cool. 348 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,251 Well, you cook like a motherfucker. 349 00:18:55,255 --> 00:18:56,511 Oh, fuck. 350 00:19:03,032 --> 00:19:04,642 He won't nurse. 351 00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:06,277 Your fault. 352 00:19:06,387 --> 00:19:08,835 You try putting tequila on your tetas? 353 00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:12,917 Frank, vittachi will show you out. 354 00:19:13,081 --> 00:19:14,883 There's breast milk in the freezer. 355 00:19:15,096 --> 00:19:16,477 Give him a bottle. 356 00:19:17,308 --> 00:19:19,360 And no tequila on the nipple! 357 00:19:20,628 --> 00:19:22,326 It's Nancy! 358 00:19:24,754 --> 00:19:26,629 Oh, I love this woman. 359 00:19:26,717 --> 00:19:28,316 The people have spoken. 360 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:32,280 La paz, tecate, ensenada, loreto... everywhere, 361 00:19:32,561 --> 00:19:35,337 they support Esteban Reyes for governor 362 00:19:35,546 --> 00:19:38,660 of estado libre y soberano de Baja California. 363 00:19:38,933 --> 00:19:40,668 Big, handsome governor. 364 00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:42,553 Oh, yes. 365 00:19:44,864 --> 00:19:46,781 Cesar, another drink. 366 00:19:47,495 --> 00:19:50,106 The American political strategists think 367 00:19:50,247 --> 00:19:52,663 they can get some real money running in. 368 00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:53,970 Clean money. 369 00:19:55,601 --> 00:19:56,882 Hear that sound? 370 00:19:57,075 --> 00:19:58,101 What sound? 371 00:19:58,195 --> 00:20:00,044 Pilar Zuazo crying. 372 00:20:00,926 --> 00:20:02,494 I am reborn. 373 00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:04,501 ¿Donde esta mi hija? 374 00:20:04,563 --> 00:20:06,136 Where is my daughter? 375 00:20:09,662 --> 00:20:11,870 I hear Silas tried to hit on her. 376 00:20:12,218 --> 00:20:15,265 Why is that so funny to you? 377 00:20:17,224 --> 00:20:18,584 He's not... 378 00:20:19,055 --> 00:20:21,279 exactly in her division. 379 00:20:21,414 --> 00:20:23,138 League, I think you mean. 380 00:20:23,471 --> 00:20:25,690 League. Why is he not in her league? 381 00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:29,415 You want our children to be involved with each other? 382 00:20:29,643 --> 00:20:32,737 No, I'm just surprised you'd be so... 383 00:20:33,411 --> 00:20:36,077 - dismissive of my son. - No, no. He's a... 384 00:20:36,155 --> 00:20:37,447 nice, 385 00:20:37,593 --> 00:20:38,916 simple boy. 386 00:20:38,994 --> 00:20:40,858 Adelita has a stick up her ass. 387 00:20:40,942 --> 00:20:42,161 I hope so. 388 00:20:42,895 --> 00:20:44,442 I sent her to France 389 00:20:44,526 --> 00:20:46,407 to get that stick there. 390 00:20:47,266 --> 00:20:49,683 Now Adelita speaks three languages 391 00:20:49,876 --> 00:20:53,767 and is going to Stanford or Berkeley in a year. 392 00:20:54,095 --> 00:20:58,528 You kept your boys close to you, no matter what you were involved in. 393 00:20:59,236 --> 00:21:01,132 Who made the better choice? 394 00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:10,364 I hope Cesar feels like cuddling tonight. 395 00:21:10,564 --> 00:21:12,970 - What? - Governor of the sofa bed. 396 00:21:13,199 --> 00:21:14,273 Wait. 397 00:21:14,414 --> 00:21:15,492 What? 398 00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:16,831 Na- 399 00:21:17,055 --> 00:21:18,701 ¿Qué dije? 400 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,555 Cesar? 401 00:21:23,405 --> 00:21:24,619 So... 402 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,881 That was fun, shopping... 403 00:21:28,844 --> 00:21:30,986 trying on clothes... 404 00:21:32,309 --> 00:21:33,721 buying some. 405 00:21:34,153 --> 00:21:36,262 That's what we did. 406 00:21:56,821 --> 00:21:57,956 So... 407 00:21:59,146 --> 00:22:00,599 Strap-on... 408 00:22:01,433 --> 00:22:03,224 How does that work? 409 00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:05,119 Don't worry, honey. 410 00:22:05,154 --> 00:22:06,890 We'll get to that. 411 00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:28,258 Oh, hi. 412 00:22:29,079 --> 00:22:32,079 - What are you doing in here? - I was looking for gauze. 413 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,144 I needed to change my bandage. 414 00:22:34,568 --> 00:22:36,930 Oh, hey, well, why don't I help you? 415 00:22:41,174 --> 00:22:42,327 Is that okay? 416 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,062 - Yeah. - Are you all right? 417 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,241 I didn't think anyone was in here. 418 00:22:48,512 --> 00:22:50,411 There are like seven bathrooms in this house. 419 00:22:50,446 --> 00:22:52,600 You just don't want Adelita to know that you shit. 420 00:22:52,630 --> 00:22:55,204 Shut up. Nasty. 421 00:22:57,985 --> 00:22:59,378 You're reading a book? 422 00:23:00,231 --> 00:23:02,396 Yeah. So? 423 00:23:05,615 --> 00:23:07,715 Can you hurry up, please? 424 00:23:23,823 --> 00:23:26,029 Light in here sucks. 425 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,535 I'll do the rest myself. 426 00:23:50,725 --> 00:23:53,465 Spider goats! 427 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,705 Damn it. It was your shift. 428 00:23:55,952 --> 00:23:57,431 Bullshit. It was your shift. 429 00:23:57,466 --> 00:24:00,048 Jesus. Clean yourselves up. 430 00:24:00,322 --> 00:24:02,315 Do I have something on my face, sweetie? 431 00:24:02,678 --> 00:24:04,860 You two idiots want to get back at mom, right? 432 00:24:05,390 --> 00:24:06,945 - Yeah. - All right, then. 433 00:24:08,692 --> 00:24:10,407 Let's do this right. 434 00:24:26,130 --> 00:24:29,330 Don't worry. I'll sleep in the guest room. 435 00:24:30,109 --> 00:24:34,559 When Stevie's old enough, I want him to go far away from here. 436 00:24:34,835 --> 00:24:39,311 There will be nothing to run from. I can beat Pilar's clown. 437 00:24:40,849 --> 00:24:42,606 I fucked up my kids. 438 00:24:43,630 --> 00:24:45,041 We'll fix them. 439 00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:51,109 I've been reading about formula, 440 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,742 and I've changed my mind. 441 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:58,205 You should feed him from your body, keep him close. 442 00:24:59,808 --> 00:25:02,356 Well, he doesn't want my milk anyway. 443 00:25:04,109 --> 00:25:06,559 Maybe Adelita's right. Maybe I'm... 444 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:08,173 toxic. 445 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:10,967 Sweetheart, you're not toxic. 446 00:25:11,315 --> 00:25:12,802 You're his mother. 447 00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:17,835 Come here. 448 00:25:19,342 --> 00:25:23,855 We will be patient, and he'll take your milk again. 449 00:25:27,931 --> 00:25:29,383 Look. 450 00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:33,301 The consultants set up a Twitter for me 451 00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:36,369 to connect with the people. 452 00:25:36,698 --> 00:25:38,954 I already have 3,000 followers. 453 00:25:39,904 --> 00:25:44,375 We're opening my campaign office in Tijuana tomorrow. 454 00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:46,082 Would you come? 455 00:25:51,698 --> 00:25:55,220 Oh, look. Govlover22 thinks you're hotter than Gavin Newsom. 456 00:25:55,383 --> 00:25:59,657 Well, what can I say? The people have spoken. 457 00:26:10,863 --> 00:26:12,737 I did what you asked. 458 00:26:12,999 --> 00:26:15,615 - The federal judge. - Already? 459 00:26:16,136 --> 00:26:19,202 - You didn't hurt him? - No, he found himself the subject of 460 00:26:19,451 --> 00:26:22,409 potentially embarrassing photos. 461 00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:26,668 - Is that a pig? - Javelina. 462 00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:30,672 - It's like a pig. - I... admire the originality. 463 00:26:30,976 --> 00:26:33,197 He'll push the transfer through. 464 00:26:36,798 --> 00:26:40,098 - He can win this. - We can beat Pilar's man. 465 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,601 Look at him. This is what he's meant to be doing. 466 00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:44,695 Yes, it is. 467 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:54,243 Stay calm, stay calm. 468 00:26:54,278 --> 00:26:56,323 Hey, what is this? What is this? 469 00:26:56,887 --> 00:27:00,410 Esteban Reyes? You are under arrest for suspicion of conspiracy, 470 00:27:00,445 --> 00:27:03,223 racketeering and tax evasion. 471 00:27:03,496 --> 00:27:05,874 Let's go, Mr. Mayor. 472 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:22,000 ...::: www.SubCentral.de :::... 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net