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Previously on "weeds"...
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you are so beautiful.
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You are like a mermaid.
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- Maria mermex.
- S?
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We could bring her back
here if we were coyotes.
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Ihola! Welcome to america! Happy
days. Have you seen this girl?
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I have found the man you're looking for.
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He calls himself...
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El Andy.
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Moses wasn't half the coyote I am.
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This is what my people ate
as we wandered the desert.
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I will lead you now.
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You shall be a free people!
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Estados unidos!
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How do you know so much about weed?
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It's my business.
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I'm fucking a teenage drug dealer?
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Soccer shoe. Soccee.
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- The preggies keep coming.
- We call it fútbol.
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Igol!
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- That's your mom.
- What? No!
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Hi, mrs. Botwin.
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Honey, why are you hiding sammy
davis' autobiography behind your back?
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Who's the king of the school?
The most popular, most athletic?
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I'm dan.
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Don't fuck with me.
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- Are you hungry?
- I'm starving.
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Boss is taking you to lunch.
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Weeds
Season04 Episode09
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Yes, you are.
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You're bailing on me again.
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You should just hang up
now so I can order a pizza.
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Ahorita, mi amor, I
apologize, but duty calls.
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- What are you, batman?
- Yes.
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Cesar is alfred. I'll make
it up to you, okay? Tomorrow.
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Do you like lobster? I have a boat.
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This is the third time you've canceled.
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Not canceled
-- postponed.
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And you broke a date last tuesday.
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Well, three beats one.
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Some girls might take
that the wrong way.
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Yeah. But you're not
a girl. You're a woman.
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An incredibly sexy woman
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who tastes like white chocolate
when I nibble inside her thigh
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and run my tongue down her
perfectly smooth, slippery...
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Ya voy. I'm sorry. I-I'm running
late. I really have to go.
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You suck!
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Tomorrow night. You'll eat
lobster, and I will eat you.
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Yes, you will.
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What's this?
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New grow house.
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Grow room, actually. You
have a date or something?
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No. I'm just... no.
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Smells like you have a date.
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When did we decide you
were gonna move your plants?
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Uh, something kind of fell into my lap.
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Does this something have anything to
do with your mysterious sleepaways?
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You noticed?
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I thought you were too
busy not going on dates.
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Hey, nance.
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did you get stood up again?
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No, I
d-- no.
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Smells like you got stood up again.
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Perfume and frustration.
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But, hey, I'm simpatico.
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I know why the caged bird sings,
nance. It hurts. The bird hurts.
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I can be back later with cheetos and malt balls
if you want to get high and listen to my cry tape.
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Didn't I tell you to move out?
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- I'll paint your toenails.
- Maybe.
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Where exactly is this grow room?
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Back of a cheese shop.
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Great cover smell.
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- Cash or credit?
- Credit.
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All right. Uh, that'll be, um...
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$164... and 17 cents.
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You know, we give discounts for cash.
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- I only have, like, $37 in cash.
- Done.
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- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
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Tell your friends.
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Thanks.
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System's down. It'S... cash only.
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In this hour, we're gonna
examine a sense of moral justice.
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Everybody knows that sometimes
you feel something is right,
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and sometimes you feel
something is wrong.
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Morning, buddy.
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Just shaving here.
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Taming the whiskers.
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Those dirty whiskers.
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Go get 'em, champ. Public education
-- cornerstone of democracy.
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The hat.
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Oh, buddy.
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Oh, no.
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So, each plant will yield less.
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But because I'm packing so many into such a
small space, the overall harvest goes way up.
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The "mr. Botany" thing? It's hot.
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Bigger harvest means bigger bucks.
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Means I pay you back faster.
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Maybe we should get
another one of these.
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- I got a customer.
- I have a boner.
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Come on.
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- You must be rad's mom.
- Yeah. Lisa.
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I'm nancy. Silas' mom...
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nancy. Hi, silas.
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What are you doing here?
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Want to make sure you're not...
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doing anything stupid.
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Like... trafficking
with the mexican mafia?
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- Can I go back there?
- No.
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I would suggest building,
um, a fake wall --
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something the health
inspector won't mess with.
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Also, mature plants tend to smell
a lot more than moldy blocks of cow,
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so you'll
need better --
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ventilation.I know.
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And don't let him leave advanced
nutrients empties around or in the trash.
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- It's a big tip-off.
- I know what I'm doing.
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You don't know what you're doing.
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You're growing pot with your...
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Your girlfriend in a cheese shop.
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I-I won't let anything happen to him.
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Because you know what you're doing?
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Because you're a mom and
you worry about amber alerts
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and the internet and
the catholic church?
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You're fucking my
17-year-old son.
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Mom.
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Rad's gonna be 17 sooner than you think.
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He's a good-looking boy.
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All right. Do me up.
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- I sold you an eight ball yesterday.
- Yes.
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And thank you very
much. I need another one.
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See? Cash.
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- No more for you.
- Excuse me?
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You're not good.
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- I'm fine.
- You're not fine.
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- I told you I'm fine.
- Not fine.
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Give me the fucking... Blow.
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Okay, brace yourself. Deep breath.
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"Yes I can"? You said I was gonna
freak out. I was thinking gun.
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You don't think he'S...
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oh, yeah. He's, uh...
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are you sure?
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He's absolutely. I'm
100% positive he'S...
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you got to talk to him.
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Not this time.
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This is way outside my kink zone.
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- Shane. My baby.
- I know.
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Silas is fucking rad's mom.
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I know, right?
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It's a world gone mad.
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He's gonna notice they're gone.
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I can't let him -- that's
me, he'S... that's me.
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You're right. Take the
pictures. Confront the situation.
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Deal with it head-on. Yep.
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Fuck!
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Or make peace with it. Let it
slide, you know? Boys will be boys.
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You ever do
this when you --
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no fucking way!Thank you,
god! My mom was not hot.
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Flappy upper arms, strange moles.
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Why couldn't he have had a gun?
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Ichingado!
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Cocaine. ¿Coca?
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¿El dolce de... nosey? ¿Snorty?
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All right... want to fool around?
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What happened?
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I had to take a shit.
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And this is what came out!
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No, mames. ¿Quieres que me maten?
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Vamos con que ahorita vamos.
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{a6}Have you seen this girl?
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S? Es maríA.
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Please be sure.
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I'm very vulnerable right now.
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Very sensitive.
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Yes. I know her well.
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God bless you. Can you take us to her?
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If I feel like it.
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Don't tease me, you crusty whore.
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I think she wants you
to grease the wheels.
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Okay.
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Shot of tequila for the
sweet, old lady here.
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- Now can you take me to her?
- No.
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Listen, you cock-juggling thundercunt.
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There we go.
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Come. That way. I will take you to her.
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That's more like it.
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I got butterflies.
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Yeah, just be yourself, doug.
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And try not to call her a thundercunt.
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Grandma's got wheels.
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We don't run. We're americans.
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Oh, shit.
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It is time to pay, cabróN.
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That's the bad coyote belt-stealer guy.
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The one who tried to rape
reyna and stab me in the neck.
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I pictured him taller.
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I will shoot your knee
and shoot your balls.
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I will shoot your belly and
feed you to the sewer rats.
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Does that mean that i can go?
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Okay. Okay. Okay.
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I'm sorry, man.
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This is so not cool. My last
meal was a bowl of chile peanuts.
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El andy... is a good man.
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He has brought much happiness
to our familia and our friends.
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He will not die this day. You will die!
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Okay, okay!
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Hang on here, guys.
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The way of el andy...
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is the way of peace.
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And creature comforts.
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Just walk away, mr.
Coyote. Or limp away.
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And limp in peace.
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We will not harm you.
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I just did the whole peace speech.
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That was hector.
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He no speak english.
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She is crazy
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She should be loked in crazy jail.
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With crazy people.
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I completely agree.
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She's bat-shit insane.
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She has snakes in her head.
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She got a good heart.
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Nancy: She fucked up, and she's fired.
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But let's face it. We
all fucked up, okay?
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Kung pao made me piss out of my ass.
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Could happen to anyone.
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But can we just agree to keep
all of our fuck-ups to ourselves?
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¿S? No cesar. ¿S? Okay?
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I did not fuck up.
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¿quieres cosas? Shit.
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la ropa en la store...
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j-just please ask him if he'd like to take
anything from the store for his troubles.
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La patrona quiere saber si quieres
una ropita por tus molestias.
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Viejas gordas y rencorosas.
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He says that the store is for ladies
who hate men who made them fat.
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Doesn't he have a wife or a girlfriend?
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Somebody he wants to impregnate?
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¿Tienes una guerita
que qued? embarazada?
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Pues, mi hermana.
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His sister.
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Is pregnant by her husband.
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Great. Okay, well, why don't you take a bag
and fill it up with some stuff from the store,
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and we'll just forget
this ever happened, okay?
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You want me to take care of her?
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Yeah, go ahead. Maybe I'll wear
something fun to her funeral.
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Shut up. I'm taking you home.
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Okay. Come here, honey. Let's
clean that pretty face of yours.
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It's me. I can't make it tonight.
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This is not a spite cancelation.
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I have a very sick child on my hands.
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Tomorrow night? Please?
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This is not the first
trouble with Nancy.
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Problems with Guillermo.
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Problems with her people and the tunnel.
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She is dangerous.
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No. No. No.
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She is impulsive.
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She is reckless.
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But she is not dangerous.
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She is putting you at risk.
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Really?How?
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She is making you reckless.
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Did you show her your lion?
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Make me a fucking drink.
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What would you like?
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Something dangerous.
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Something reckless.
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With a twist.
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Sweetie...
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uh, sweetie, um...
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I want to talk to you about, um...
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I'm just... I'm just...
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I'm just...
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I'm just gonna throw this out there.
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I think it's a little, um...
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I don't want to say "weird."
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Maybe another word for "weird" without
all the weird connotations of "weird,"
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like "peculiar,"
maybe, or "eccentric"...
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or how about "quirky"?
Okay, it's quirky.
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It's a little quirky to masturbate
to pictures of your mother --
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to have this sexual kind of relationship
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or connection or hook up with
a stand-in for your mother.
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You may think it's okay because this
woman isn't actually your mother.
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Because these photographs don't necessarily
look like me since you know me as me now,
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not me as me then.And,
according to freud,
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a lot of people want to have sex with their
mother or substitutes for their mother,
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and it's normal in the planning
stages, but it should stop there.
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And I realize there's a lot of hormonal
compulsion, some of it beyond your control,
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and it's nothing terrible or unnatural
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or anything we need to
talk about in gory detail.
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Because sex...
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sex is good, freud said --
or annie sprinkle maybe said.
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Sex is great, and you should
have sex safely with your peers,
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like megan or tara or
playboy or penthouse or juggs,
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if you're so inclined to
that particular body part.
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You should go ahead, fantasize about
having great sex with these people,
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but you should probably avoid the areas
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which include having great sex with your
mother or a substitute for your mother.
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And, I mean, things, you know,
happen. It's understandable.
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She's blonde. She's got a cheese store.
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You hide them in a sammy davis jr.
Biography. Who's gonna look there?
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It happens, but it
shouldn't happen anymore.
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And we can swear
-- and I do swear
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to never, ever, ever
speak of this again.
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Well, then...
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okay, then.
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We'll just...
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So, tell me about this boat.
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Okay. Well... no.
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Some other time, then. Okay. Bye.
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Mom? Mom?
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Mom, are you shooting heroin?
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It's restylane. I-it's for my lips.
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That needle was sticking
out of your forehead.
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Yeah. It works there, too.
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Not really. You need help.
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Okay. I'll hold out my
lip, and you put it in.
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I'm calling dad.
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I'm fine.
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Here comes psycho.
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There he is.
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I hear he killed his dad.
325
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I think he's mexican.
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Tolan said he made a
necklace out of dan's teeth.
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My brother saw him in gym class.
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Huge dick.
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Did you see his limo and his bodyguard?
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Mucho fucked-up.
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- His eyes, too.
-Yeah.
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Look, look, look.
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Hey, there.
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Do you party?
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Yeah. I party.
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I mean, you saw her the other day, and
now she's pretty much losing her shit.
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Oh, well. This can't be easy for her.
338
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You have no idea who
you're talking about.
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You know what? It doesn't matter.
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Clock strikes 18, and
I'm done with all of it.
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Here you go. Greatest american hero.
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Patch here works at the airport.
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Big smokers in baggage.
Could be some nice business.
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Bulk discounts. And we cater.
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Oh, right on.
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And I want you to know I bought
a vaporizer for this shit.
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I'm honored.
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Well, you inspire me.
Truly. I might write a poem.
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Later.
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Bon appétit.
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This is totally gonna work! Sandwiches!
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We should move in together.
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00:22:47,030 --> 00:22:51,570
Before I say anything, I just want
to say this is completely unexpected.
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coyote-ing has been a passion
project of mine for a few weeks now.
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But I didn't do it alone.
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It takes a village...
to smuggle a human.
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And when I see myself up on the wall...
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I smell the breath of every
sun-stained face I've liberated.
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I, uh -- it's, uh --
it's, uh... I'm at a loss.
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00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:22,450
Uh, dos gatos for everyone!
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And dos dos gatos for my friend, doug!
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Thank you, raul.
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- El andy.
- Yes, sir?
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What is wrong with your tall friend?
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A cloud of sadness hangs over him.
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The man is in love
with a beautiful notion.
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Must be nice being el andy.
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Things are awesome for el andy.
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Sucks being el doug.
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Come on, compadre.
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We're in mexico chasing a dream.
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00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:12,250
When's the last time you chased a dream?
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I'm a sidekick, andy.
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I'm a sad and lonely sidekick.
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I'm andrew ridgeley.
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00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:20,480
What? He's the other guy in wham!
377
00:24:20,490 --> 00:24:24,360
The guy who doesn't blow people in
public bathrooms. He had a solo album.
378
00:24:24,370 --> 00:24:25,670
I never bought
it, but --
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00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,740
I bought it, andy.It sucked.
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00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:33,930
El andy... this is the woman
your depressed amigo searches for?
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00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:36,330
People don't even talk to sidekicks.
It's like I'm not even here.
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00:24:36,340 --> 00:24:37,570
That's the one, raul.
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We will help the sad, tall,
angry, baby man find her.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome,El andy
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and you forget your pruning shears?
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00:24:59,630 --> 00:25:02,710
Lisa and I have, um...
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00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:08,410
decided to slow things down
and nurture ourselves more --
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replenish our reserves
of... oxy... tocin.
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00:25:16,420 --> 00:25:20,410
You got anything that
needs to be washed?
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00:25:20,430 --> 00:25:22,600
No
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well...feel free to...
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raid the fridge, take
the car, play your...
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music too loud.
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Thanks, mom.
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You okay?
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