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Previously on "weeds"...
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am I under arrest?
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You'll have to get me
naked to know for sure.
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Are you trying to flirt with me?
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That's pathetic.
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I want to try living with mom.
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You're throwing me over for the beach?
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Location, location, location.
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Judah showed me naked
pictures of you, you know?
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You had this silver sequined bowler hat.
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He swore he'd destroy those.
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- This is lisa.
- My mom.
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- Do you want to take a walk?
- Yes. Yeah.
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- Well, let's go.
- Nice.
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Whoa, check out sexy.
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She entered this country illegally.
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We could bring her back
here if we were coyotes.
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I'm in.
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Nancy botwin.
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You have four outstanding
parking tickets
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and a strange tattoo on the
upper-left cheek of your backside.
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You should not be asking questions...
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questions about me.
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You must be punished...
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Weeds
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Fuck, andy.
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You snooze, you lose!
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You need to move out of my house.
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Hey, nance. What time is it?
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Time for you to get the
fuck out of my house!
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You sound really angry.
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Do you need sex? Help you relax.
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'Cause I am willing to whip out my jeremy
piven right now and give you what you need.
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That's how much I care.
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The red bra you got hanging
in the shower is totally hot.
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Jesus. This is a frat house.
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I'm living in a frat house.
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Who buys old dishes?
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Well, people collect -- dishes,
corks, old gynecological instruments.
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Mom, why are you googling
the mayor of tijuana?
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- What?
- The history menu.
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It's sandwiched between caffeine side effects
and the ren mar unified school district.
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It doesn't feel like silas.
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It's important to know
our neighbors to the south.
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Speaking of which, where's davenport?
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I want to ask him if he can drywall.
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We're gonna be doing some
remodeling around here.
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Thank god! I need my own room.
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I can't handle the nightly
earthquakes anymore.
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Earthquakes?
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I was scratching. I think there's fleas.
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I swear to god.
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Perv, we're in a bunk bed.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Hey, it's a family tradition.
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Okay, delta pledges, stop
embarrassing your fellow brethren.
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And, freshman, find somewhere
else to scratch your fleas.
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I say we tear the whole place
down and start from scratch.
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Yeah. You would.
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Like all those tasteless
assholes up and down the block
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who replace charming beach
cottages with monstrous boxes --
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"oh, we need more room!"
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Then work with what you
have or fucking move!
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I'm just asking for a second bathroom.
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That's okay, then.
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You feeling flush? Bathrooms are
expensive. And I need a long tub.
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We could save money if we
didn't use a contractor.
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I could do it.
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It's a big job, sweetie.
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But I'm cheap, and I
don't ask questions.
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You're hired.
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You realize it's not our house
to remodel -- it's lenny'S.
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I want my own fucking bathroom!
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Sheesh, what are you complaining about?
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We got celia out of here.
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You! Boys! Boys are disgusting.
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Okay, okay, let's settle down.
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You got that kind of cash around?
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Gonna explore some opportunities.
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Oh, my god. He's huge.
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Two weeks old?
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Gigantism runs in clinique'silamY.
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Of course it does. God. C-section?
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Nope. Shot out like a pez.
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Got a great pelvis.
That's what everybody say.
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so... business.
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How much of the valley do
you think you could cover?
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I might be coming
into some bulk product.
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- 100 pounds would be gone in a week.
- Seriously?
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You left a vacuum, nancy. People are sad.
Things are burned. They need their weed.
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Okay. Good. Very good to know.
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- God, he's -- he's -- he's
huge. - Yeah, tell me about it.
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Goodbye, miata. Hello, minivan.
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Fuck your miata with a strap-on,
little bitch. We getting a escalade.
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Let's do this shit.
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I have health insurance
now and a guesthouse.
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But the man, mr. Caplan,
he don't wipe so good.
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Always leaving shit
slicks everywhere --
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in the underwear, on the
toilet seat, the sheets.
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I don't know how she live with him.
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You want to sell drugs?
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I have to leave my guesthouse?
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I like living in beverly
hills. He's an agent.
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Sell to his agent friends.
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They like to party with all the money they've
made off of other people's work, right?
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Yes, they love to party. You
have cocaine? They like that, too.
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No. No cocaine. Just pot.
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- You should really think about the cocaine, nancy.
- No.
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- And the ecstasy.
- No.
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Okay. I get that from geffen's maid.
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What? Why are you looking at me funny?
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'Cause you ain't said nothin'.
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Haven't you noticed
something different about me?
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I lost 10 pounds!
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Right! Of course you did! Good for you!
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- You -- you look terrific.
- Thanks. Feels good.
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You know, finally back
to my high school weight.
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Well, you should be so proud, and I bet
the women are beating down your door.
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Now, that's what I'm hoping
for -- new town, new pussy.
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New customer base.
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My cousin vernon -- he'll take care
of that. He just needs the product.
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You sure guillermo ain't got no
connections up there to fuck things up?
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You know, that guy, he made me cry.
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Oakland's a long way
from los angeles, marvin.
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You don't have to worry about guillermo.
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- Sweet.
- Yes. Sweet.
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Keep the fanny pack tucked inside your
hoodie until we're back on american soil.
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They have quick hands.
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Why can't you buy your drugs in
the U. S. Like a normal person?
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Because I have no health insurance,
no money, and an arrest record.
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Let's look at this as a cultural
expedition to a primitive land.
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Hola, seÑoritas. Xanax? Valium? Ativan?
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Restylane.
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- No xanax?
- No xanax. Restylane.
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- Dos cc.
- Est* bien.
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Where are we gonna live when
dad's fema vouchers run out?
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- Oh, I'll find a place.
- With what money?
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With the money I am making from my job.
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- As a salesclerk?
- Yes.
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- And where am i gonna go to school?
- I don't know!
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Wherever shane goes. I'll talk to nancy.
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- Xanax?
- No xanax. Restylane.
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Generic cheaper.
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Mexican generic hyaluronic acid.
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Do I want to look like
the joker? No. No generic.
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It's a front, isn't it?
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What's a front?
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The maternity store. It's a drug front.
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You know, we passed a taco cart
back there. Why don't you go get one?
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- I don't want one.
- Well, i do.
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- Get me one.
- Get it yourself.
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I just spent months
getting everything for dad.
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Get me... a fucking... taco.
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Look. You wanted this, not me.
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Well, you got it. Welcome to my life.
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Broke, homeless, not a man in sight,
although I know that's not your issue.
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No prospects, no direction,
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no hope for relief
from the crushing defeat
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and futility and just...
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pure bad luck that is my fate!
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Walk with me here, okay?
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Arm in arm, mother
and child -- doomed.
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- Xanax?
- Yes!
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I want some.
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I didn't know you were a smoker.
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Not for personal use.
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I can unload 300 pounds.
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You trying to get back in
the dealing game, blanca?
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'Cause I told you those days
are behind you. You're here now.
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And I intend to stay here. There's
just no reason why I can't do both.
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I'll give you a reason
-- we got it covered.
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Not my customer base.
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How about you give me their
names and their phone numbers?
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I'd be happy to service their needs.
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What? We partners, right?
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Are you gonna give me half?
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I was thinking a 10%
finder's fee is generous.
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They're my customers.
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You ain't your own business no more.
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All right, you're the mom-and-pop shop
that got swallowed by the megacorp.
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Well... how about I buy some
off you for 5% over wholesale?
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How about I sell you 300
pounds at 25 bucks a gram?
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Fuck you, 25 bucks a gram!
That's more than street value.
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That's my offer, right? You
don't like it, do something else.
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You sure about this?
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Trust me. It's their home
base. They're always here.
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See? Look at this. They're like
jews and wedding hors d'oeuvres.
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That's not cool.
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Oh, sorry, man. Forgot you were a jew.
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I should never have said
that in front of you.
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¿Cu*nto?
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We're doing some market research, and we
wanted to ask you fellas some questions.
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¿Qu?
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We're trying to launch a coyote business, and we
want to know about your immigration experience.
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- Im--
immigration? - Yes.
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Im-mi-gra-tion.
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Iinmigración! Ila migra! Ila migra!
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That went well.
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Well, look who it is
-- my walking buddy.
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I'm glad you stopped by.
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Sometimes a man just needs some cheese.
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Well, that's what I depend on
-- men and their need for cheese.
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- You're sweaty.
- It's hot out. I walked.
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No car?
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You only interested in guys with cars?
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No. No, no, no. I have my own... car.
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- Sweet.
- Yeah. It's awesome.
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- Are you making fun of me?
- A little.
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Where are you going?
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I turn 18 in a few weeks.
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I'll be able to vote...
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buy lottery tickets,
drink -- in canada.
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Yeah. I have a
10-year-old son.
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I know. I've met him.
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Oh, god. You are so fucking young.
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Young and impatient. I'm not waiting.
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- I have a sink in the back.
- Sink?
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Something to hold on to.
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Hold on to me.
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Hola.
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Hi, cesar.
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Another unexpected surprise, I know.
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Took my car this time, though.
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Una "favor," por favor.
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Gps?
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Oh, no. No gps.
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Um, esteban -- I need
to habla with esteban.
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No one here knows an esteban.
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Oh, come on.
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It's a common mexican
name -- steven, right?
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Okay. Okay. I'm sorry.
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Um, does he have
a -- a code name?
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SeÑor grande?
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Please back the fuck off.
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What do you need?
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To have a conversation. It's business.
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You don't do business with him.
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Right.
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'Cause he's the mayor -- face on all the
trash cans, making things better for you.
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Well,
look --
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you can either bring me to him
or I can track him down myself.
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Make an appearance at city hall.
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I'll make a big scene
till I get his attention.
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Thank you, cesar.
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Oh, smile. You get to drive a hybrid!
248
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Maria? No?
249
00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:35,310
- No s?
- Okay. All right. Gave it a shot.
250
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:38,030
Who wants another muffaletta?
251
00:14:39,270 --> 00:14:40,230
- Yes.
- Thank you.
252
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,560
- Take it.
- Enjoy.
253
00:14:41,570 --> 00:14:45,740
So, claudio, you think your
friends and assorted relatives
254
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might be interested in our services?
255
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:51,790
A kinder, gentler coyote
is a rare thing, el andy.
256
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:55,210
But how can I be sure you're not deceiving
me, looking to recruit, transport,
257
00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:59,700
and harbor my people for the purposes
of exploitation or organ theft?
258
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,260
Oh, come on, amigo. Would an
organ thief make you lunch?
259
00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:05,070
That is why miguel has only one kidney.
260
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,950
Really? You can't tell.
261
00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:11,160
You speak amazing english.
262
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:14,730
Well, in colombia, I was deputy
transportation administrator.
263
00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:17,840
Let's talk numbers. What's
the going rate per smuggle?
264
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,630
Depends on how far they come.
265
00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:23,680
But if it's just for a straight
border crossing, usually about $3,000.
266
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,700
Per body?
267
00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:27,500
Not bad. Not bad.
268
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,160
And what are the easiest
ways to get through?
269
00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:35,230
Truthfully, wait until the border
patrol changes shifts and scale a fence.
270
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,590
Or find a place where there's no fence.
271
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,130
Won't the agents shoot us?
272
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:43,270
No. It's too much hassle for
them -- blood, bodies, paperwork.
273
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:46,620
They don't get you in the first
two minutes, you're golden.
274
00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:48,470
You know what your real problem is?
275
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:53,550
The minutemen -- "vigilante"
-- pains in the ass.
276
00:15:54,390 --> 00:15:55,870
What the hell?
277
00:15:55,890 --> 00:16:01,040
If you're trying to snag this remodeling
contract out from under me, I'll ruin you.
278
00:16:01,050 --> 00:16:02,660
No. No, no, no.
279
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:06,590
Doug and I are just doing,
uh, some market research,
280
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:10,600
but now that you mention it, maybe
these fellas can help you out, too.
281
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:13,760
- You guys know how to build a bathroom?
- With a giant tub?
282
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:17,490
They want a bathroom with a giant tub.
283
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:19,700
Well,the sandwiches...
284
00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:21,310
are super yummy.
285
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:25,150
- Bueno.
- Yes.
286
00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:29,890
Gracias. Muchas
gracias, amigas y amigos.
287
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,100
Estamos aqu? hoy para
inaugurar esta unidad médica...
288
00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:38,190
"we are here to inaugurate
this mobile medical unit."
289
00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:41,960
Ayudar* para llevar servicios
médicos de calidad a todos...
290
00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:46,480
it will provide quality medical
care to all citizens of tijuana.
291
00:16:46,490 --> 00:16:49,430
Con la terrible escalada de
violencia que hemos vivido...
292
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:54,790
with the violence that we
have now, it is very important.
293
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:58,840
Quiero aprovechar este momento para
agradecer a nuestro generoso benefactor...
294
00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:03,970
he wants to thank a very
generous private benefactor.
295
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,550
He is the generous private benefactor.
296
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:14,710
Y ahora me dispongo a donar las primeras
gotas de sangre, y espero que hagan lo mismo.
297
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,640
Muchas gracias. Gracias.
298
00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:45,670
I love this part -- the part where you sit
there wondering just how fucked you are.
299
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,370
- Well, how fucked am I?
- Don't talk.
300
00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:50,130
Talking ruins it.
301
00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:59,960
Go get miss hodes a glass of water.
302
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:04,710
Now, agent... shlatter.
303
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,850
Yes, sir.
304
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:12,340
This will serve as official notification
that all charges pending against celia hodes
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00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:15,680
have been dropped,
per my recommendation.
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00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:17,470
Dropped.
307
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,920
Initial the form where it says and
be sure to sign on the last page,
308
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:23,570
then leave it at reception.
309
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:30,640
Captain till
-- roy --
310
00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:33,820
now that this is all over,
you know, I was wondering,
311
00:18:33,830 --> 00:18:38,900
since I'm all the way up here, you
know, if you don't have plans...
312
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:42,070
I'm seeing someone.
313
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:46,300
Thank you.
314
00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:48,780
Goodbye, miss hodes.
315
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,890
Esteban carlos reyes.
316
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:09,090
You come from money in mexico city,
317
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:13,280
attended columbia
university -- go, lions.
318
00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:16,980
In 1990, you bought the
largest zoo in mexico.
319
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:21,160
Tragic story with the
mauled panda. Very upsetting.
320
00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:24,880
You moved to tijuana in 1995
to build and manage a casino.
321
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:27,530
You now own three
malls and five hotels --
322
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:31,490
all very highly rated on
hotels.Com, you'll be glad to know.
323
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:36,760
In 2004, you were elected mayor, and then
you set up the esteban reyes foundation,
324
00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:41,390
which offers scholarships to underprivileged
children, and you once dated liz hurley.
325
00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:43,330
Now we're just friends.
326
00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:45,870
I can only imagine what didn't
make it onto the interweb.
327
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:48,090
But enough about you.
Let's talk about me.
328
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:50,250
Yeah. All right. Let's do that.
329
00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:52,090
I now know that I'm "o" positive.
330
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,740
- Congratulations.
- Yeah.
331
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:55,610
Carlos -- may I
call you carlos?
332
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,990
- No.
- Why not?
333
00:19:58,210 --> 00:19:59,250
What do you want, nancy?
334
00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:01,710
I want a piece of the
next weed shipment.
335
00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:04,580
I can turn it around quickly.
336
00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:10,020
And you come to me with this?
337
00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:10,990
I do work for you.
338
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,320
No, you work for guillermo.
There's a chain of command.
339
00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:16,060
- But he said no.
- So why would you think I'd say yes?
340
00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:18,530
'Cause he's just punishing me
for getting in trouble with you.
341
00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:22,790
- And you don't think you deserve to be punished?
- Not like that. Not by him.
342
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,280
- By me?
- Sure. By you. The boss.
343
00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:29,230
Please, give me a piece
of the next weed shipment.
344
00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:50,070
The lady is leaving.
345
00:20:55,490 --> 00:20:58,460
Thank you for your time, mr. Mayor.
346
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:02,980
The cheapest way is to tap
intothe plumbing through here...
347
00:21:04,610 --> 00:21:07,800
remove the closest wall,
and make this the bathroom.
348
00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:10,410
And then we'll knock
down this wall first.
349
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:12,360
Just give me a number.
350
00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:17,260
- That's your mom.
- What?
351
00:21:17,570 --> 00:21:20,210
- No!
- Well, then, can I have them?
352
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:21,530
No!
353
00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:22,930
Come on. I want to see them.
354
00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:24,070
No!
355
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,920
So what do you think?
356
00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:28,520
I'll... let you know.
357
00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:30,650
Hello?
358
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,260
- Well, what's going on?
- Nothing.
359
00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:39,430
- Hi, mrs. Botwin.
- Hi, isabel.
360
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:44,910
What? Why are you looking at me funny?
361
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,210
- Are these the bathroom guys?
- Yeah.
362
00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:49,680
This is, uh, claudio.
363
00:21:49,690 --> 00:21:54,540
He was once the deputy transportation
administrator of colombia.
364
00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:56,630
- Hola.
- Hola.
365
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,860
He -- they're working
up an estimate.
366
00:21:58,870 --> 00:22:02,000
Well, unfortunately,
we might have to w--
367
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,590
wait on...that.
368
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:07,950
Uh, where's silas?
369
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,170
He went to the cheese shop.
370
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,880
Calcium. That's nice.
371
00:22:14,430 --> 00:22:19,700
Honey, why are you hiding sammy
davis' autobiography behind your back?
372
00:22:22,170 --> 00:22:25,680
he had a baby with a white woman, mom.
373
00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:31,400
I found it shocking.
He was protecting me.
374
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,680
Okay.
375
00:22:35,690 --> 00:22:38,580
We don't get many bean
counters volunteering.
376
00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:42,400
We're mostly servicemen or
cops... or used to be, at least.
377
00:22:42,410 --> 00:22:45,340
Yeah. Well, you know, this has
always been a secret dream of mine.
378
00:22:45,350 --> 00:22:49,520
And now, with the wife gone -- phew
-- I got nothing holding me back.
379
00:22:49,530 --> 00:22:50,840
I'm ready to kick some ass.
380
00:22:50,850 --> 00:22:55,200
You looking to stimulate the adrenals,
or do you just not like hispanics?
381
00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:57,630
It's not so much that
I don't like them, sir,
382
00:22:57,660 --> 00:23:00,370
it's just that there's another
group of people that I like more --
383
00:23:00,390 --> 00:23:03,020
- my fellow countrymen.
- Good answer.
384
00:23:03,030 --> 00:23:06,540
We don't tolerate
bigotry -- officially.
385
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:09,850
Wish there were more
like you, mr. Wilson.
386
00:23:09,860 --> 00:23:11,830
We're vastly undermanned.
387
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,950
So, do we get to pack heat?
388
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,140
Our mission is to secure united
states borders and coastal boundaries
389
00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:20,070
against unlawful and
unauthorized entry --
390
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:23,070
individuals, contraband,
and foreign military.
391
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:28,450
Now, if you choose to arm yourself, you
do so for the purpose of self-defense only.
392
00:23:28,470 --> 00:23:30,710
But you'll never have to take action
393
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:34,720
because you'll abide by the rules
of no contact and no engagement.
394
00:23:34,730 --> 00:23:37,080
- Can I throw rocks?
- No, sir.
395
00:23:37,090 --> 00:23:39,150
So how do we nab these fuckers?
396
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:43,360
We report. We observe. We report.
397
00:23:44,770 --> 00:23:47,940
"Report." Gotcha.
398
00:23:47,950 --> 00:23:51,320
Like to start tonight? Sun's going down.
399
00:23:51,690 --> 00:23:55,140
It all starts to happen
when the sun goes down.
400
00:23:55,150 --> 00:23:57,480
Crazy shit out there.
401
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:59,480
Crazy shit.
402
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:09,400
{\a6}"International Small Arms Traffic Blues"
by The Mountain Goats
403
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:09,400
* My love is like a powder keg *
404
00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:19,960
* My love is like a powder keg in
the corner of an empty warehouse *
405
00:24:19,970 --> 00:24:23,610
* Somewhere just outside of town *
406
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:26,830
* About to burn down *
407
00:24:35,860 --> 00:24:41,990
* Our love is like the border
between Greece and Albania *
408
00:24:44,530 --> 00:24:51,030
* Our love is like the border
between Greece and Albania *
409
00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:58,010
* Trucks loaded down with weapons *
410
00:24:58,020 --> 00:25:00,340
* Crossing over every night *
411
00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:04,880
* Moon yellow and bright *
412
00:25:05,490 --> 00:25:10,230
* There is a shortage
in the blood supply *
413
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:14,430
* But there is no shortage of blood *
414
00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:18,540
* The way I feel about
you baby can't explain it *
415
00:25:18,570 --> 00:25:22,660
* You got the best of my love *
416
00:25:56,810 --> 00:25:59,310
I came to you first.
417
00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:05,480
You said no.
418
00:26:07,310 --> 00:26:10,270
It's just business, guillermo.
419
00:26:20,030 --> 00:26:21,810
Thanks...
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