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(Previously on "weeds"...)
There is now a
mandatory call for evacuation in lower majestic.
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All evacuees are welcome here to
the summer canyon recreation center.
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* Where there's fire,
people like to smoke *
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okay, we need to be
leaving. I smell smoke.
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I'm opening up a club...
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heylia's compassionate care.
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Nancy, if it all burns
down, what are you gonna do?
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I guess I'd have to go.
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Agrestic -- shit!
Majestic police!
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You really got to clear out now.
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The fire's up the block,
and it's moving fast.
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Holy shit.
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That house belongs to celia, and
she was my lover, and it was good.
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So, you buy her a house...
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and I assume you're fucking her in said house
-- she of the magical house-earning pussy.
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- Celia hodes?
- Yeah?
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Nancy botwin.
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I just got a call from guillermo.
And I need to go meet him.
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No. You need to stop
hanging out with bad people.
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The man set a town on fire!
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I could use you.
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I'm not selling for you.
I'm nobody's bitch anymore.
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We take you off the sales floor.
That's for the little people.
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Navigator.
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I get stuck in traffic a lot.
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Traffic?
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Andy: Do you have some sort of a plan?
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I'm working on it.
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Weeds
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am I under arrest?
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All right, how long is this gonna take?
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Why don't i ask my questions,
and then we can get to yours?
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Well, could you turn
down the air-conditioning?
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I am in a sundress.
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Can I have a diet coke?
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Again with the questions.
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I'm starting to see
what did it for groff.
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He never had to get on top.
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I beg your pardon.
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How tall are you
-- like, 5'8"?
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Shouldn't you be asking
questions about drug things?
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Okay. Was sex like a drug to you?
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Look, I don't know what he told you,
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but sullivan groff is
a lying piece of shit.
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So, you never had a sexual
relationship with him?
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A sexual relationship that resulted
in his giving you a house --
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a house which was later used for the
growing and cultivation of marijuana?
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That house was never in my name.
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I was just living there.
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Then my idiot ex-husband
had an accident,
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and I saw an opportunity
to make some money
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by renting it out to someone
I thought was a friend.
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What she did with it has
nothing to do with me.
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You should be questioning nancy botwin.
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- Did a bird just crap on my head?
- No.
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What is with all the birds?
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Shane, you should use the bathroom
before we get back in the car.
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Can I ride with uncle andy?
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Didn't you like listening
to the radio loud?
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Best bathroom graffiti ever
-- at least in the top 10.
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"Here I sit, uh, cheeks a-flexin'...
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giving birth to a baby texan."
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I think that's offensive to texans.
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Only the baby ones.
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Shane wants to ride with you.
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Oh, sorry, buddy. The
plasma's riding shotgun.
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Please tell me you washed your hands.
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Mom's car smells like gas.
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It's giving me a headache.
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The car smells like gas?
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I don't think it's the car.
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No, it's your mother.
She smells like gas.
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- I don't smell anything.
- You smell like gas.
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I don't know. I must have
spilled it when I was pumping.
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We haven't stopped at a gas station.
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Do we actually know where we're going
or are we just driving around randomly?
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We're on the run, aren't we?
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These are solid questions.
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We're going to ren mar.
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What -- ho, what?
Ren mar? Back up.
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No, moving forward.
We're going to see bubbie.
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- Bubbie?
- Doesn't bubbie hate you?
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She just hates that I'm not
jewish. It's not personal.
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No, I think she hates you, too.
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Well, she loves her
great-grandchildren.
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I've only met her twice,
and once was at dad's funeral.
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she kept calling me
"gooshey purim" -- something.
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"Goyishe punim" -- "you
got face like a goy."
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Look, she's family.
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She lives by the beach. That's the
plan. Let's get back on the road.
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Shane, you sure you don't need to
pee or birth a texan before we go?
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No.
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Hey, can I go with you?
Mom's car smells like gas.
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How am I not smelling it? Never mind.
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I'll drive the van. The three of
you can take the prius, all right?
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Will that make everyone happy?
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Flying flu bag!
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I hate birds.
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Dad once told me bubbie
killed the neighbor's dog.
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No one could ever prove that.
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What's she like?
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Oh, she's great, actually, and a
bitch, but in a great, tough-cookie way.
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- Old people creep me out.
- Okay, fine!
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I spilled gas on myself when i
was pouring it on the furniture.
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What? Yes.
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I set the house on fire.
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Okay? It's done. It's gone.
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I'm sure the real fire would
have gotten to it, anyway.
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I just wanted to make sure.
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It's time to move on,
so... let's move on.
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Questions answered. Mystery solved.
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And there were growers
-- heylia and conrad.
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I don't know their last
names, but they were black.
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And the gay indian kid
and the christian girl.
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You seem to know a whole lot about
the operation for just a landlady.
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I'm telling you, you
want nancy botwin. Not me.
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How do you know what I want?
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I'm full of surprises. I...
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have a parasitic twin
growing out of my stomach.
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Seriously?
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You'll have to get me
naked to know for sure.
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Are you trying to flirt with me?
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Is that what this is?
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- That's pathetic.
- That is?
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You're the "drugs are wrong" lady,
and you were running a grow house.
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I got a picture here
of you with sasquatch.
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You like costume play?
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- I want to go
home. - Which home --
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the one with the pot plants or the
one with the injured idiot ex-husband?
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Whichever one hasn't burned down.
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Very good point. You could
be homeless for all we know.
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Thank goodness you have a
place to sleep for the night.
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What do you mean?
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I mean I'm gonna keep you for
a while, check out your story.
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I'll have someone bring you
a diet pop and a sweater.
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- Diet coke.
- No, princess.
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Diet shasta... in a can...
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room temperature... no straw.
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Say thank you.
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Fuck you. I haven't done anything.
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We'll see.
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I want a lawyer!
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Are you looking? I'm about
to do the spinny-spin.
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Yeah, I'm looking. One second.
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Wait, that wasn't it. Hold
on. It's gonna be really good.
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What the hell happened to you?
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I've been, like, sitting
here. I've been calling.
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Andy: Sorry about that. My phone
battery conked out around oceanside.
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Mine was on mute.
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My phone was fine, but I've
been ignoring your calls
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because I'm mad at you for burning
our house down without thinking that
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maybe some of us would have liked to
go back and get a few more things out.
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Stuff, shane --
all replaceable.
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We've got the computer.
We've got the photo album.
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You got the photo album?
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Yes, of course I did. Think I forgot?
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Well, did you get that box of
loose pictures from the garage?
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I did. It's in the back of the van.
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Well, then... good.
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I'll answer your call next time.
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This house looks c L.
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Well... good.
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There's this amazing
german deli in carlsbad.
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I brought you
zwiebelbraten with spaetzle.
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You might want to heat it up.
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- You're an asshole.
- Fine. I'll eat it.
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So, no one's home?
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I wouldn't say that. Some
giant killer dog is home.
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I rang the bell, and it barked like it was gonna
lunge through the window and bite my head off.
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Bubbie hates dogs.
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Well, I think she's gotten over it.
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Where are we gonna sleep tonight?
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Maybe she's taking a walk.
Bubbie was always a big walker.
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Why would you go
walking without your dog?
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'Cause I'm telling you, she hates dogs.
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Rad: She doesn't really have a dog.
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That's rad. That's
his name -- rad.
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He's 10, and he's read
the whole "narnia" series,
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and now he's moved on to "his dark
materials," and he likes it so far.
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His parents are divorced,
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and he wants to be an inventor and
a robot builder when he grows up,
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and his favorite color is green, and
his favorite animal is the komodo dragon,
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which can eat up to 80% of its
own weight in a single sitting,
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and he thinks dodgeball is gay.
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That's how long I've been
sitting here waiting for you guys.
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And bubbie definitely has a dog.
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No, it's the doorbell.
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- Her doorbell barks?
- Yeah.
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Check it out.
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See? I do it all the time.
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I bet she loves that.
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You couldn't have told me this earlier?
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Rad: You didn't ask.
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She's probably in there.
She never comes out.
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My mom won't let me
trick-or-treat here on halloween.
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I know how to get in.
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Used to do it all the
time when we were kids.
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- How?
- None of your business.
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But if shane's too heavy to heave up
to the pergola, you might find out.
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Shane, let's do it.
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Wow, the ocean's like a block away.
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It's nice, isn't it?
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I think it could be good.
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Whenever I swim in the ocean,
I get a really sick rash.
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Good to know.
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I'll buy you a wet suit.
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All right, he's in.
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We can't stay here.
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Attention, evacuees...
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Check it out.
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It's snowing in so-cal.
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Except they're warm snowflakes.
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Taste like... loss.
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And muffins.
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Mine tastes like a vinyl sofa.
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Hey, when fema gives us hotel vouchers, do you want
to combine them and get, like, a ginormous suite?
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A sweet suite? A dude suite?
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A dude suite with isabel.
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Okay, well, she's almost a dude.
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I'm not ready to make that
judgment until she's past puberty.
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Well, either way, she's
cool. She could hang with us.
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Hey, do you -- do you
still poop yourself?
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You don't have to worry about it.
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So, you -- you
do poop yourself?
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I can get myself onto a toilet
and evacuate my own bowels.
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- You used to poop yourself, but now you don'T.
- That's right.
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Okay, then.
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Here.
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Doug wilson? I'm agent
shlatter with the D.E.A.
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He's a cripple with a doctor's
note. I'm just keeping him company.
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Maybe she's just taking a nap.
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Hey, bubbie. It's me
-- andy. You sleeping?
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If you're sleeping, I'm gonna
go through your purse, bubbie.
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I'm gonna look at your driver's
license, find out your real age.
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I'm also gonna take all your $5 bills.
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She's not sleeping. She's
somewhere far, far away.
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This is totally creepy.
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Jesus, time is cruel.
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- I should start taking fish oil.
- And green tea.
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Yeah, 'cause that'll totally reverse
the effects of 90-plus years of life.
243
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,790
Get real. It's all downhill from 30 on.
244
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,950
- Shut up.
- Be quiet.
245
00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:45,580
What did they say?
246
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:48,510
That the nurse was fired a month ago.
247
00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:51,720
Said a family member called and
said he was taking over her care.
248
00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:52,900
Oh, shit --
family member?
249
00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:54,850
No, no, no. Forget this. I'm leaving.
250
00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:56,510
Oh, no, wait. We don't know for sure.
251
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,390
D-don't you have cousins?
252
00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,580
Isn't he on a riverboat somewhere?
253
00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:03,490
He probably sunk it.
It's him. I know it's him.
254
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,830
Look. Look around.
255
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,380
Paintings missing from the wall.
256
00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:10,320
All right, here we
go. Tchotchkes missing.
257
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:13,330
Bubbie's watching the world poker tour?
258
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:16,550
Look. He's here.
259
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:17,930
Who's here?
260
00:13:19,150 --> 00:13:20,680
Who the fuck is here?
261
00:13:20,690 --> 00:13:24,540
I've got a vicious dog. He'll
bite your thieving balls off.
262
00:13:24,550 --> 00:13:26,810
You better start running.
263
00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:28,550
Oh, christ.
264
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:31,890
Hey, dad, you can call off the doorbell.
265
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:34,790
It's your family.
266
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,950
Hello, len.
267
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,840
Why do I smell gasoline?
268
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,290
How stoned are you two?
269
00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:03,490
- I'm, uh...
- we're baked out of our skulls.
270
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,620
But you -- you
shouldn't do drugs.
271
00:14:05,630 --> 00:14:07,610
You've convinced me.
272
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:10,950
Don't touch me. Don't touch me.
273
00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:14,050
- Oh, shit. What do you think she told them?
- Everything.
274
00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:18,510
Oh, god. I'm gonna go to jail, and I'm gonna
get raped, and it's gonna make me hate being gay.
275
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:22,630
Hey, hey, careful. They
could be "istening-lay."
276
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:25,230
- They could be
what? - "Othing-nay."
277
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,910
No one's going to jail.
278
00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:28,120
You just need to get
your stories straight.
279
00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:29,900
They're gonna want to
know who's running things.
280
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,500
We could turn in conrad and heylia.
281
00:14:31,510 --> 00:14:32,710
Oh, they're long gone.
282
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,990
Of course they are. The
black guys never get arrested.
283
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,880
But here we sit, two milks and
a cappuccino, rousted by the man.
284
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,160
Man: Mr. Wilson?
285
00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:49,070
You know the name. Use it.
286
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,910
Celia -- celia
hodes -- h-o-d-e-S.
287
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:54,530
She ran the whole thing.
288
00:14:54,550 --> 00:14:56,770
Sanjay: She won't know
I said anything, right?
289
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,390
'Cause she is super fierce.
290
00:14:59,410 --> 00:15:03,810
Oh, celia scares me. She's the boss.
291
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,750
Nancy? Never.
292
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,230
She's got two children.
293
00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:10,090
And wasn't she married
to one of your guys?
294
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:13,810
How crazy would that be -- the
drug dealer and the D.E.A.Agent?
295
00:15:14,970 --> 00:15:17,220
Nah. Makes no sense.
296
00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:18,540
Nancy?
297
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,630
She and celia were in pta together,
298
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,700
and they were friends for a while,
but I think they kind of drifted.
299
00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:26,720
Probably because my ex
was becoming a drug dealer.
300
00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:28,290
Nancy who?
301
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:32,900
Oh, oh, I do know one nancy,
but her name used to be vince.
302
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:37,060
Is that the same person
you're talking about?
303
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:40,310
Vince? No?
304
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,680
How could you just leave her like this?
305
00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:46,970
I had errands.
306
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,300
You were at the track.
307
00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:50,250
And the rite aid.
308
00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:51,420
She was fine.
309
00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:54,490
I changed all her bags, cleaned her
up, and turned on the television.
310
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,870
It's not like she has anywhere to go.
311
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:59,900
And I was back before
dinner, and, excuse me,
312
00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:05,640
who the hell are you bursting in here like
this and telling me how to take care of grandma?
313
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,770
- With not-francie,
no less. - Who?
314
00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:10,790
It's your mother. Never mind.
315
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,040
Her name is nancy.
316
00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:14,370
He knows that. He just won't say it.
317
00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:15,340
Who's francie?
318
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,810
That's the woman your
father should have married.
319
00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:19,190
Francie's wonderful.
320
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,620
She's an eye doctor.
321
00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:24,250
Beautiful, tiny hands that
bring sight to the blind.
322
00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:27,270
She married a cantor, has four children,
323
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:31,730
and is still the number-one lasik
surgeon in the whole north county area.
324
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,510
Gave me a discount.
Now I can see perfect.
325
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,650
She's wonderful.
326
00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:40,180
What is that?
327
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,530
Zwiebelbraten with
sp-- uh, spaetzle.
328
00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:46,730
- What?
- I don't know. It's german.
329
00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:51,790
You're sitting in my mother's living room
eating german food and smelling like gas.
330
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,390
She was at auschwitz, for christ's sake.
331
00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:56,240
What kind of a monster are you?
332
00:16:56,260 --> 00:17:01,000
I'm a terrible shiksa monster
here to terrorize your clan.
333
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,560
What do you want from me, len?
334
00:17:03,570 --> 00:17:07,520
It's been 20 years. Can
you... get over it already?
335
00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:09,850
Hey, judah stopped talking to us.
336
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:13,000
Because you'd only call me not-francie,
337
00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:15,120
because you refused
to come to our wedding,
338
00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:18,220
because the one time we came
down here after silas was born,
339
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:22,220
you told us that the baby had eczema
because judah had watered down the gene pool.
340
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:25,050
Look who's keeping lists.
341
00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:26,820
Your skin looks much improved.
342
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,670
Gee, thanks.
343
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,070
Len, your mother is dying.
344
00:17:31,090 --> 00:17:32,560
You're not looking so hot yourself.
345
00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:34,220
Isn't it time to make peace?
346
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,720
What do you mean I'm not
looking so hot myself?
347
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:41,310
I've got my hair and muscle tone,
and I have excellent posture.
348
00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:44,700
Fine, len, you're a --
you're a god among men.
349
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,080
How could I have been so blind?
350
00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:49,830
Must be a little distracted
'cause my house burned down.
351
00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:54,130
What, did you leave a scarf over a lamp?
352
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:57,590
I know people do that sometimes
to help with the mood lighting.
353
00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,900
But, you know, before you know
it, everything's in flames.
354
00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:02,270
Do you not watch the news?
355
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,670
I watch "sportscenter."
356
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:08,780
Okay. See that? Great big fire?
357
00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:11,980
Our house somewhere in the
middle of it. It's gone now.
358
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:14,320
Oh, all he cares about
is his sports book.
359
00:18:14,330 --> 00:18:16,890
Like I'm gonna make money on a fire.
360
00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:19,580
Let's just go, huh?
We can stay at a motel.
361
00:18:19,590 --> 00:18:22,520
No, andy. We can't stay at a motel.
362
00:18:22,530 --> 00:18:25,030
We've been driving all day.
363
00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:28,420
- Apparently, I smell like gas.
- Apparently?
364
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:29,660
The kids are tired.
365
00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:33,370
I'd rather not use a credit
card and leave a paper trail.
366
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:36,800
- What, are you on the run?
- Yes.
367
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,790
Well, that, at least I can
wrap my head around. All right.
368
00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:45,030
Here's what we'll do.
369
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,310
You and your brother klaus
can stay in judah's old room.
370
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,250
It was my room, too.
371
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:53,420
You can sleep in judah
and not-judah's old room.
372
00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:55,730
There are sheets in the hall closet.
373
00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:59,170
Not-francie can sleep in bubbie's room.
374
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:03,310
- Thank you.
- All right. We'll see.
375
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,800
So, what did he do?
376
00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:07,140
Why do you assume it's me?
377
00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:08,710
Because it's always you.
378
00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:11,860
Okay, shower time.
379
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:18,820
Why are you always such a prick to me?
380
00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:22,780
I'm just not sure you're mine,
so I keep an emotional distance.
381
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:26,170
If only that were true and I wasn't
looking at the ghost of hanukkah future,
382
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:28,580
fighting the urge to
throw myself off a cliff.
383
00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:31,040
Oh, such drama.
384
00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:35,010
Hey, I get laid all the time,
and I shit like a swiss train.
385
00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:36,990
You should be so lucky.
386
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,680
You can sleep on the couch.
387
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,490
You want to play poker tomorrow?
388
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,410
- No.
- Okay.
389
00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:45,560
Rinse off the nazi plate, will you?
390
00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:47,210
And turn the tv back to my channel.
391
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:51,900
I'm gonna change ma's diaper and clean her
feeding tubes and give her a new nightgown.
392
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,500
You should go away. It's not pretty.
393
00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:56,750
- I can take it.
- Great.
394
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,490
- I'll be in the kitchen.
- Good.
395
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,980
Hey, I'm hungry. Make me a sandwich.
396
00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:04,870
Tomorrow we're gonna
have to have a discussion
397
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:09,390
about how long this heartwarming
family reunion's gonna last.
398
00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:13,480
I like shane, despite
his stupid cowboy name.
399
00:20:13,490 --> 00:20:16,760
He looks like my side of the family.
400
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:20,220
The rest of you... I don't know.
401
00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:21,920
We shall see.
402
00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:25,820
All right, get ready,
mom. Rolling you left.
403
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:29,650
Oh, ma.
404
00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:34,080
They're lying! They're all lying!
405
00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:36,900
Please help me.
406
00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:43,120
I think you're very handsome.
407
00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:54,990
Come in.
408
00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:00,660
- The boys asleep?
- Yeah.
409
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:02,900
And it's totally freaking me out.
410
00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:05,680
Shane's sleeping on my
old "star wars" sheets.
411
00:21:05,690 --> 00:21:09,430
Silas found one of judah's playboys
from 1979 under the mattress --
412
00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:12,750
candy loving on the cover,
dorothy stratten centerfold.
413
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,210
It's beautiful.
414
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:17,930
I'm having jerk-off flashbacks.
415
00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:21,860
My old stains... are still on the wall.
416
00:21:21,870 --> 00:21:24,870
My children are sleeping
next to their unborn cousins.
417
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,730
I'm thrilled.
418
00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:32,290
Hey, this is where judah
and i grew from boys to men.
419
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:33,810
How often did you guys come here?
420
00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:35,320
Oh, three, four times a night.
421
00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:38,290
- You're an animal.
- Every year, every year.
422
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:42,960
Dad had custody in the summer, so he'd
park us with bubbie and go to the track.
423
00:21:42,980 --> 00:21:45,870
It was great, you know? We loved it.
424
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,880
Judah would bring it up
every once in a while,
425
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:53,570
but then he'd remind himself that
he was angry at everyone, and he'D...
426
00:21:54,130 --> 00:21:55,980
shut down.
427
00:21:55,990 --> 00:21:58,730
Yeah, well, that was the
past. You were his future.
428
00:21:58,740 --> 00:22:02,130
I think he was, uh,
happy with his choice.
429
00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:04,400
Well, thank you.
430
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:07,920
- He once showed me naked pictures of you, you know?
- Bullshit.
431
00:22:07,930 --> 00:22:09,600
You hadn't been dating that long.
432
00:22:09,610 --> 00:22:11,370
He wasn't taking you seriously yet.
433
00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:15,250
You had this silver sequined bowler hat.
434
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,000
That asshole.
435
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:25,700
I c-- I can't believe --
he swore he'd destroy --
436
00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:28,830
I can't -- I --
fucking asshole.
437
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:29,980
Sometimes.
438
00:22:29,990 --> 00:22:33,590
Just 'cause he's dead
doesn't mean he was a saint.
439
00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:37,140
It's weird seeing all
these old pictures around.
440
00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:39,510
Wait. What pictures? They're here?
441
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,210
No. I mean, maybe. I don't know.
442
00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:43,040
I'm gonna look for them tomorrow.
443
00:22:43,050 --> 00:22:45,120
No, I was just...
444
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:48,510
talking about all the
pictures around the house.
445
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,020
Oh, yeah. It is a little
overkill, isn't it?
446
00:22:51,030 --> 00:22:53,500
Judah, judah, judah, judah.
447
00:22:53,510 --> 00:22:56,880
And, of course, the fabulous francie.
448
00:22:57,930 --> 00:23:00,270
God.
449
00:23:00,730 --> 00:23:05,250
Look how young and smiling and gorgeous.
450
00:23:06,290 --> 00:23:09,910
You really think I made him happy?
451
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:15,280
This was before he chipped his
tooth and he got that fake one.
452
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,600
Nancy, what the hell are we doing here?
453
00:23:18,610 --> 00:23:20,330
We're starting a new life.
454
00:23:20,340 --> 00:23:23,610
Fresh. The beach.
455
00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:27,120
Houses built before 1997.
456
00:23:27,690 --> 00:23:29,770
Clean air.
457
00:23:29,780 --> 00:23:31,750
I bet the schools are good.
458
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,500
I hadn't counted on the dying
woman in the living room, but...
459
00:23:34,510 --> 00:23:35,840
you have a plan, don't you?
460
00:23:35,850 --> 00:23:37,520
It's not about the clean air.
461
00:23:37,530 --> 00:23:39,910
It's all part of a plan.
462
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,930
I might have a plan.
463
00:23:42,940 --> 00:23:44,050
Or the start of one.
464
00:23:44,060 --> 00:23:47,100
A plan in the planning
stages, if you will.
465
00:23:47,110 --> 00:23:48,990
Should I be nervous about all this?
466
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:50,520
Of course you should.
467
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:53,500
It's the drug business. It's dangerous.
468
00:23:53,510 --> 00:23:57,500
But we're just gonna try and put
all that out of our minds for now.
469
00:23:57,540 --> 00:24:00,130
Think happy thoughts.
470
00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:03,850
Wait. What is it? You're
not thinking happy thoughts.
471
00:24:05,030 --> 00:24:08,070
I saw my grandmother's vagina.
472
00:24:12,550 --> 00:24:17,830
You know they actually used old landing
strips from vietnam to build that fence.
473
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,680
From one fucking mistake to another.
474
00:24:20,690 --> 00:24:22,860
You ever been?
475
00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:26,030
Let me guess. Spring break, right?
476
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:30,220
Went down with some college
friends to drink some tequila,
477
00:24:30,230 --> 00:24:33,020
get into something
crazy like a donkey show.
478
00:24:33,050 --> 00:24:37,270
No. No tijuana. I always
stayed at a resort in cabo.
479
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:40,570
I got a sunburn, bought a tin mirror.
480
00:24:41,670 --> 00:24:44,460
Again with the fucking birds.
481
00:24:44,470 --> 00:24:47,070
- I swear they're following me.
- Nah.
482
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:51,470
They just squawking to let their mexican
buddies know there's more scraps on this side.
483
00:24:51,810 --> 00:24:54,940
Cleaner water. Fly on over.
484
00:24:54,950 --> 00:24:56,720
There's no water in the sky.
485
00:24:56,730 --> 00:24:59,150
Maybe you should strap
the drugs to the birds.
486
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,990
We tried it with pigeons.
487
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,830
They can't really carry too much weight.
488
00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:07,000
What's with the numbers on the wall?
489
00:25:07,030 --> 00:25:10,190
Over here is for border
patrol, so they can radio in
490
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:14,630
when one of the poor, huddled
masses yearns to be free.
491
00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:19,700
Over there, it marks territory --
who controls what part of the wall.
492
00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:25,250
Mexicate cartel --
they got 1 through 323.
493
00:25:25,260 --> 00:25:29,770
Mzo got 667 through 1,500.
494
00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:34,900
And us, we got what's in
front of you -- 324 to 666.
495
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,440
Tres seis.
496
00:25:36,450 --> 00:25:38,700
What, you thought we worship the devil?
497
00:25:38,710 --> 00:25:39,930
Shame on you.
498
00:25:39,940 --> 00:25:43,110
Listen, I'm still unclear.
What's my job here?
499
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:46,730
Your job is to be a
pretty american lady.
500
00:25:46,740 --> 00:25:48,900
Think you can handle it?
501
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,580
And there's big money in
it if you do it real good.
502
00:25:51,590 --> 00:25:53,390
Big, big money?
503
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:57,700
Phew, man, I'm two years
from retirement myself.
504
00:25:58,180 --> 00:26:00,540
I won't bring heroin.
505
00:26:00,550 --> 00:26:03,090
You got some arbitrary
rules you live by.
506
00:26:03,110 --> 00:26:06,490
- But you're standing here, aren't you?
- I won't bring heroin.
507
00:26:07,230 --> 00:26:10,650
All right, then you bring
in lots and lots of mota.
508
00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:14,420
You're still gonna make
lots and lots of cash.
509
00:26:14,430 --> 00:26:16,700
And retire, right?
510
00:26:18,290 --> 00:26:21,920
What are you gonna do with
all your cash and free time?
511
00:26:23,550 --> 00:26:25,400
Where's Ivan?
512
00:26:25,890 --> 00:26:27,190
They got him.
513
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,190
Idiot wore baggy pants.
514
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,900
Got caught on the fence.
515
00:26:30,910 --> 00:26:32,370
But otherwise...
516
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,240
We're good.
517
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,050
We'll be in touch.
518
00:26:39,330 --> 00:26:42,070
Welcome to the border.
519
00:26:47,420 --> 00:26:50,150
Hasta luego.
520
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