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previously on "weeds"...
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people seem to like what we're selling.
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Milf weed --
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it's the brand of the day.
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Everybody love that shit,too.
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You will notice above me
our very first camera.
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Drugs are wrong!
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I think you're turning agrestic
into a police state.
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I totally kick ass.
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You want me to be your girlfriend?
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They think he's cool
since he took up your cause.
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What cause?
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"Go,drugs! Rah rah rah!"
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-Can I come in?
-Bad timing.
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It's dad's birthday,for fuck's sake.
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We're married.
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It's a business arrangement.
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-What was that?
-I don't know.
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Your boys at the D.E.A. --
Do they know about me?
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Probably not.You're small-time.
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I thought we were under your radar.
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you were under my radar.
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And since I'm keeping you there,
I got to show my boss some results.
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Don't move!
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Nobody fucking move!
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This is a house of worship.
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Did you tell heylia or did you have conrad do it?
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You just wouldn't listen.
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You went off with one of my customers
and created a new game behind my back
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She's not gonna stay mad.
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You do not know heylia.
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little boxes on the hillside
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little boxes made of ticky-tacky
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little boxes on the hillside
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little boxes all the same
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there's a green one
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and a pink one
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and a blue one
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and a yellow one
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and they're all made out of ticky-tacky
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and they all look just the same
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and the people in the houses
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all went to the university
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where they were put in boxes
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and they all came out the same
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and there's doctors
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and lawyers
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and business executives
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and they're all made out of ticky-tacky
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under a beautiful,blue sky.
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"That's mine."
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"No,it ain'T."
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"Yes,it is."
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This is where you find out who you are.
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You gonna push,
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or you gonna get pushed?
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So which one you think gonna win?
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Fat one.
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He got more leverage...
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unless the other one bites him.
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Then it's anyone's game.
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I got here as soon as I could.
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This is not off the freeway.
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-You make a left...
-we don't know you.
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Sit your pretty ass on over there
and stare off somewhere else.
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Wouldn't want the good men
parked over in the chevy
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thinking you's sometng
other than what you look like
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Bitch in way over her head.
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Yeah,
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that's what happens when you get raided.
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You get two white boys in an impala
following you everywhere you go.
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But she don't have to worry about that,
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do she,levan?
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No,she don't,
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'cause she went off
and married herself a D.E.A. Agent
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Yes,she did --
shipped off some armenians and started farming
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Can you believe that?
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Can you believe that?
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I had no choice,
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and I warned you about the bust.
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Am I supposed to say "thank you"?
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You shut me down.
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Ain't nothing coming in now.
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We can help you get by
while you get yourself up and running again
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She did not just say that.
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You took away my livelihood.
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Now,you think your help gonna make that right?
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No,it's just the bitch in way
over her head talking.
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What do you want me to do?
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You start by talking to your husband.
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You gonna have to do whatever it takes.
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And if that means you got to sit on his face
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with roses up your snatch five nights a week,
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you gonna do that.
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Help me.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Hey,vaneeta,
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whatever happened to that child,
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um...nancy something or other?
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Ain't that that white bitch
that thought she was something?
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Yeah,where she at now?
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She gone now -- vanished.
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Nobody seen her since.
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Oh,man.
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Those poor little boys.
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Losing both their parents --
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ain't that something.
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Can you imagine?
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Okay,stop it.
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I will stop everything.
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I am heylia turner james,
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and I know where you grow,
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and I know where you live.
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And both you
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and conrad are on the clock
to make this thing right.
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Tick-fucking-tock.
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Come on,little girl.
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Captain till?
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Scottson,sit down.
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I'm rereading your report.
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I got to tell you,pete.
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First time through,it gave me the shits
and giggles so good,
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I had it laminated --all nine pages.
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I'm gonna put them up on my wall over there.
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And every time I'm having a crap day,
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I'm gonna read about you
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and your muslim prayer meeting.
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-The suspects were tipped off.
-You think?
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Tell me,agent,
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where's the next big bust?
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Our lady of the crack pipe
or temple beth meth?
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Surveillance is continuing.
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Mike and robbie in the impala.
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And we still have wire taps.
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And we're gonna wait
for the food stamps to run out.
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She's an open door to u-turn.
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I need some slack here.
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Shuman needs mike and robbie.
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-Captain --
-you got hosed,pete.
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-Wrap it up.
-Yes,sir.
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It's my anniversary today.
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He forgot.
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He forgets a lot of things.
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-17 years.
-Hmm.
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How long have you and --
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20. 18. 22.
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I'm not good with numbers.
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You're an accountant.
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Different. Those are guy numbers.
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Years married --that's girl math.
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I'm seized with guilt.
Are you seized with guilt?
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Seized.
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Good girl.Good girl.
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Good girl.
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We shouldn't be doing this.
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You're right.
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We have families.
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-Children.
-Beautiful children.
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This would destroy them.
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Legendary!
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She thinks I can make peter disappear.
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Peter wants her in jail,
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me out of the business.
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Silas wants to skip college and be like me.
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I think shane knows what I do.
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I can't even look him in the face.
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-I've never been to china.
-Sit down!
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She threatened to kill me!
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Stop sucking on this fucking straw.
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Give me your hand.
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Breathe.
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Look at me.
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What are you doing?
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Korean girl taught me this.
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Keep breathing and look at me.
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I don't know what to do.
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I'm out of moves.
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Baby,you never had any.
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Moves mean you think things through.
You have been reacting.
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That feels good.
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You ready to get in the backseat?
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You ready for conrad's plan now?
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-You out.
-I'm out.
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You dug yourself a pit a mile deep
and a foot wide,
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and you're looking back up at a pinhole.
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You out.
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Yeah.
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You go to him.
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You tell him you love him.
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Tell him you're out after this harvest.
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You get your money back.
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Heylia james gets wiped off his board.
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I take the equipment and disappear.
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I'm sorry.
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No,I don't really want to hear that.
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No,no,listen.
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-You've been a good friend.
-No
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this ain't no "driving miss daisy."
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I ain't about to feed you no thanksgiving pie.
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Things work out with peter,
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you get your money.
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You done.
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You love him?
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Who?
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Agent wonder bread.
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I'm not sure.
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You think you could?
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You're out?
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The hours suck.
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There's no health insurance.
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It's a bad job for a danger junkie.
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And that's you.
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I admit I have a problem.
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I'm going cold turkey.
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I'm skeptical.
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Let me convince you.
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Come to dinner tomorrow night.
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Eat with my family.
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Your sons?
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I don't know how thrilled they'll be.
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They're good kids.
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I know that.
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And you're amazing.Eat with us.
228
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Heylia walks,conrad leaves?
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I want to make a go of it.
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-Dinner?
-My place.
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Bring a toothbrush.
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I'm staying the night?
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Peter is my boyfriend.
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He makes me happy.
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Just your boyfriend?
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And he's in some sort
of law enforcement,I hear.
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So we can all feel safe.
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I've invited him over
for dinner tomorrow night.
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It needs to go well.
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-Can I invite gretchen?
-Absolutely.
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What is this we're having?
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-It's paella.
-Right.
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It's pretty.
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I want you to make this again tomorrow night.
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-I can make --
-no. I want you to make this.
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You got it.
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Kat!
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You lost your cat?
249
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I'm kat.You're nancy,right?
250
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I am.
251
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There's a smell.
252
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Grape jelly?
253
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No,it's fish.
254
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Oh,that's me.That's me.
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It's sockeye salmon.
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-Do you want some?
-No,I'm good.
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Who are you?
What do you want?
258
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Is andy here?
259
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Mom,uncle andy's choking!
260
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Come on in.
261
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I've been eating nothing
but sockeye salmon for the past 47 hours
262
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The mapquest printout said it took 43,
which is bullshit.
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I mean,horse apples.You must be shane.
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Hi,heart hug.Sat sari akar.
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Are you the crazy chick from alaska
who tried to kill my uncle?
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That is a great story.
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Hi,silas.
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You drove here all the way from alaska?
269
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I borrowed some salmon from the fishery.
270
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That means she stole it.
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The man at the 7-eleven
gave me a case of red bull
272
00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,160
That means she stole it.
273
00:11:03,210 --> 00:11:05,440
That's all I've been eating
and drinking for 47 hours.
274
00:11:05,820 --> 00:11:07,920
I drove and I drove and I drove
275
00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:09,460
till I hit the interstate 5,
276
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:14,370
and that's a straight line for 1,211 miles,
277
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,970
but I knew a shortcut.
278
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,620
-Hi.
-Hi.
279
00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:20,240
How'd you find me?
280
00:11:20,290 --> 00:11:23,000
I read about your toe accident online -- google.
281
00:11:24,210 --> 00:11:25,750
I missed you so much.
282
00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:28,880
I'm tired.
283
00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,730
Fresno's beautiful.
284
00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:33,480
I wrote a book.
285
00:11:36,380 --> 00:11:38,250
-And she is?
-Gone by tomorrow.
286
00:11:38,470 --> 00:11:39,990
-Promise.
-Thank you
287
00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:44,080
how was your day?
288
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,100
How was my day?
289
00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:50,570
It was swell.
290
00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,590
How was your day?
291
00:11:54,610 --> 00:11:56,620
Isabel had a callback for a voice-
over audition.
292
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,560
I didn't like the material.Huh.
293
00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:02,420
I stopped by doug's office,
but he wasn't there --
294
00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:04,730
still trying to patch things up.
295
00:12:05,170 --> 00:12:06,970
Good luck with that.
296
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,800
Dean,we have to talk.
297
00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:16,550
Just a second.
298
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,230
-No,I mean we have to talk.
-Uh-huh.
299
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,860
-And what is this?
-Happy anniversary.
300
00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:30,730
You thought I forgot,didn't you?
301
00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:33,240
I thought you forgot.
302
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,260
It's lovely.
303
00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:40,980
Thank you.
304
00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:51,700
Anything fore?
305
00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:57,870
"Permafuck --a journal of spirit rape."
306
00:12:57,980 --> 00:13:00,670
Yeah,it's about us and our time in alaska.
307
00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:03,800
You're not gonna like everything you read
but I wrote the truth.
308
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,380
Abumchuck was very upset with you.
309
00:13:07,050 --> 00:13:07,850
Who's abumchuck?
310
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,380
He's my boyfriend.
311
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,090
He read my memoir,
and he wants to kill you,andy.
312
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,540
But don't worry --
I ditched him in bakersfield.
313
00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:16,480
I don't think he followed me.
314
00:13:16,610 --> 00:13:18,730
Um...big eskimo guy?
315
00:13:18,770 --> 00:13:20,340
The correct term is innuit.
316
00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:21,870
Is that him?
317
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,240
No.
318
00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:30,080
He's much bigger than that.
319
00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:31,340
Your orange juice.
320
00:13:31,950 --> 00:13:33,870
Can I have some tabasco sauce,please?
321
00:13:34,590 --> 00:13:35,780
Sure.
322
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:37,820
All right.
Let's stay focused here.
323
00:13:37,870 --> 00:13:39,250
So you wrote a bookabout us.
324
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,890
Yeah,and I just need you to sign a letter
325
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:46,010
that says that everything in the memoir
happened in real life.
326
00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:49,770
Okay,so I just have to sign something,
then you'll go away?
327
00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:52,070
-You can read it in the van.
-In the van?
328
00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:53,270
After I fuck you.
329
00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:55,300
No,no,no,no,no,no.
330
00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:57,770
Abumchuck is an old soul
and he beats people up for me,
331
00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,260
but he's a premature ejaculator.
332
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,510
I can't have sex with you.
333
00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:04,370
You're the last man that made me come.
334
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,590
I -- no,no,no.I can'T.
335
00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:11,790
April 28,2005,
336
00:14:11,990 --> 00:14:14,120
5:26 P.M.,
337
00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:15,600
Ketchikan,alaska,
338
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,600
women's bathroom...deer mountain hatchery.
339
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,170
We'll take the check.
340
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,400
Yeah,I don't know
when I stopped really loving dean
341
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,240
The only reason we're still together
is 'cause of the kids.
342
00:14:34,950 --> 00:14:36,570
You know,once isabel graduates --
343
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:37,730
turn on the tv.
344
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,320
-Take your mind off your troubles.
-All right.
345
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,690
God,that feels good.
346
00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:55,240
Huskeroo,huskeroo
347
00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:58,270
eres una pelve magasu
348
00:14:58,990 --> 00:15:02,270
y tu marca es huskeroo
349
00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:05,400
huskeroo,c'est tout,c'est tout
350
00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:08,430
huskeroo,c'est tout,c'est tout
351
00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:10,380
es ropa m*s cómoda
352
00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:12,780
see what's on the food network.
353
00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:16,270
I have tapes in my bag.
354
00:15:16,670 --> 00:15:19,100
-Porno?
-Better.
355
00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:23,120
We'll have gretchen home by 9:00.
356
00:15:23,470 --> 00:15:25,270
She's a great kid.
357
00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:29,830
So enters the eldest son.
358
00:15:31,090 --> 00:15:32,090
Where you been?
359
00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:35,130
It's 5:30.I thought dinner was at 5:30.
360
00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:36,850
Dinner was supposed to be at 5:30,
361
00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:38,600
but your uncle didn't show up to make it.
362
00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:39,550
we get make it self
363
00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:41,140
-Hey,silas.
-Hi.
364
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,450
-What's with the outfit?
-Just an outfit.
365
00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:47,140
You want to help out?
366
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,820
I'm not exactly a gourmet here.
367
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:54,470
Call me when it's ready.
368
00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:01,520
So this guy's your mom's boyfriend or something?
369
00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:03,050
I guess so.
370
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,660
My mom's got a boyfriend.
371
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,580
Your parents are divorced?
372
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,130
Separated.
373
00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:10,300
My dad's got an apartment.
374
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,160
I see him on weekends.
375
00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:14,770
-What's that like?
-I don't know.
376
00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:17,990
We go to the movies,miniature golf.
377
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,200
He mostly says he's sorry --stuff like that.
378
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,800
Sounds awesome.
379
00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:24,580
Crack.
380
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,730
Punishment?
381
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,730
The alphabet backwards.
382
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:35,810
Z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,P...
383
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,470
it's not as good as last night.
384
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:43,780
The thing about paella is you have to watch
it pretty close or it turns into A...
385
00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:45,260
sticky lump of crap?
386
00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:49,040
The thing with paella is
you have to be here in order to cook it
387
00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:50,470
and some people weren't here.
388
00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:53,750
So,peter,I think your paella is great.
389
00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:54,990
Tried my best.
390
00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:57,050
In fact,I'm gonna have me some more.
391
00:16:57,410 --> 00:16:59,450
Anybody else?Gretchen?
392
00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:02,420
Oh,no. Thank you.
393
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,820
Silas,get your elbows off the table.
394
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,390
I don't want to make this awkward,
395
00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:09,920
but I wanted to apologize for coming by last week.
396
00:17:10,590 --> 00:17:14,310
Your mother told me that you were
having a party in honor of your father
397
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,010
Yeah,that pretty much sucked.
398
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:18,900
Silas,don't be a brat.
Get your elbows off the table.
399
00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:21,410
I wanted you two to know
400
00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:25,140
that I respect the memory of your father.
401
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,230
We've heard the speech.
402
00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:28,560
"I'm not here to replace him.
I just want to sleep with your mom."
403
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,170
Your mother asked you several times,silas.
404
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:39,940
You're gonna let him do that?
405
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,400
Uh...
406
00:17:44,670 --> 00:17:46,230
show some respect.
407
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:53,610
Gretchen,this isn't how we usually act.
I apologize.
408
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,870
We usually have dinner at the dining room table.
409
00:17:55,930 --> 00:17:58,680
We usually don't eat the same thing
two nights in a row.
410
00:17:58,730 --> 00:17:59,720
We don't use cloth napkins.
411
00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:01,860
We put our elbows wherever the fuck we want.
412
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,430
We don't dress up like
we're going to some movie premier
413
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,310
What are you,on your eighth glass of wine?
414
00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:07,910
You could use some boundaries,son.
415
00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:13,010
Okay,dinner's over.
416
00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:14,510
Silas,go up to your room.
417
00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:16,440
Andy,would you drive gretchen home?
418
00:18:16,790 --> 00:18:18,810
I would like to.I'm a little,um...
419
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,510
he's too stoned to drive.
420
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,400
-I'll take her.
-You're not going anywhere.
421
00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:25,200
-I'll drive her home.
-Uh,I don't know you.
422
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,380
-He's a policeman.
-I don't know him.
423
00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:29,870
You don't know silas,either.
424
00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:31,910
He's shane's brother.
425
00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:34,190
All right,I'll drive her.
426
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,130
You've had too much to drink.
427
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:39,940
Sorry,mom.
428
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,720
No,you're right,honey.
429
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,510
No need to apologize.
430
00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:49,120
Gretchen,silas will drive you home.
431
00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:50,790
Silas,there and back.
432
00:18:50,950 --> 00:18:52,250
This is your last ride.
433
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,450
-Peter?
-Yeah?
434
00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:01,020
I'm sorry about what I said about the food.
435
00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:05,300
I'm gonna go feed the kat.
436
00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:16,640
Dinner with the family.
437
00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:21,920
I can't believe they let you have this stuff.
438
00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:23,350
This is awesome.
439
00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:27,620
You think the agrestic police force has the
budget for someone to monitor these things?
440
00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:28,620
No.
441
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,100
No one sees these except me.
442
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:32,900
Ooh! Ooh!That was something there,
443
00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:34,400
like a skeleton or something.
444
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:36,980
Oh,that's kate velansky.
445
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,310
-Martin's wife?
-Jesus.
446
00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:42,510
I know.
Can't be any more than 75 pounds now
447
00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:45,340
Monday through sunday,vanishing away.
448
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,490
Hey,wait.I think something good is coming up.
449
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,480
Better than the guy shitting in the manhole?
450
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,900
Better. Wait for it.Wait for it.
451
00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:58,410
-There.
-Is that lippman naked?
452
00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:00,860
Around 10:00 every evening.
453
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,720
I haven't had any complaints yet.
454
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,940
That's 'cause everyone's inside
molesting their kids.
455
00:20:05,990 --> 00:20:07,230
Dark.
456
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:09,910
Well,three hours of "agrestic gone wild"
will do that to you.
457
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,140
Has it been three hours already?
Oh,shit.
458
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,800
Oh,shit. Shit.
459
00:20:15,970 --> 00:20:17,300
This is better than porn.
460
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:19,820
Yeah,well,better enjoy it while you can.
461
00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:22,540
Some fucking lowlife stole two of them already.
462
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:23,500
The cameras?
463
00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:24,980
And the drug-free-zone signs
464
00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:26,960
and the sasquatch costume.
465
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,410
You're pissing off a lot of people.
466
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,050
That must mean it's working.
467
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:33,160
Hey,thanks for the dick.
468
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,350
Sure thing.
469
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,020
Promise you'll change my name.
470
00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:43,110
I promise.
471
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,360
Good. Here you go.
472
00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:47,300
Unite victims everywhere.
473
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,690
Make millions.
474
00:20:48,770 --> 00:20:49,780
You're not gonna read it?
475
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,420
No,no.I'm gonna go to bed.
476
00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:54,300
Sleep in the van.
477
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,540
You got to be out by morning,okay?
478
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,300
Give my best to abumchuck.
479
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,310
I drove half a continent to see you,andy.
480
00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:04,180
Well,you got your signature,
481
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:04,870
so godspeed.
482
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,680
Have you ever been fishing in baja?
483
00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:07,890
In baja?
484
00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:09,600
No.
485
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,160
You don't understand.I have a thing here.
486
00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:16,120
I'm helping my sister-in-law.
487
00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:18,210
I'm taking care of these kids.
488
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,560
I'm getting my shit together.
489
00:21:22,390 --> 00:21:23,590
That would be lovely...
490
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,340
if you truly believed it.
491
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:29,640
What are you doing?
492
00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:31,970
Do you realize how many felonies we've committed?
493
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,480
I'm publishing the book as fiction.
494
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:34,820
Then why are you here?
495
00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:37,390
I'm going to save you,andy.
496
00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:46,500
All the time we spent in bed
497
00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:57,590
counting miles before we said
498
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:08,390
fall in love and fall apart
499
00:22:13,510 --> 00:22:19,910
things will end before they start
500
00:22:29,290 --> 00:22:32,400
-hey.
-You look good.
501
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,850
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.
502
00:22:40,390 --> 00:22:42,940
No,not on this side.
503
00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:44,540
I thought you sleep on the left side.
504
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,400
I do,just not in this bed.
505
00:22:49,290 --> 00:22:51,000
-I see.
-Thanks.
506
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,540
-Candles are nice.
-Calming.
507
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:05,550
You're incredibly sexy.
508
00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:14,490
-We have to be quiet.
-Of course.
509
00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:32,320
Why --
510
00:23:32,660 --> 00:23:38,060
why did you do that thing to his elbow?
511
00:23:41,470 --> 00:23:42,580
This didn't work out so good.
512
00:23:42,670 --> 00:23:44,370
No,it's just...
513
00:23:45,310 --> 00:23:48,250
the first time having somebody over and all.
514
00:23:48,980 --> 00:23:50,470
Maybe we rushed things a little.
515
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:54,800
Well,maybe just the sleepover part.
516
00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:56,750
But I'll call you.
517
00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:01,670
Thanks for trying.
518
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,670
It's me.
519
00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:19,560
Everything all right?
520
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:20,650
Everything is not all right.
521
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,700
Conrad's plan did not work out.
522
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:24,740
Then we got some problems.
523
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,860
Sure do.
524
00:24:26,530 --> 00:24:27,640
Talk to me.
525
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,270
He just walked out my front door five minutes ago,
526
00:24:31,350 --> 00:24:34,720
and I don't want him ever coming back.
527
00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:36,400
Did he do something to you?
528
00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:39,790
Oh,no.It's nothing like that.It's just,um...
529
00:24:43,410 --> 00:24:44,710
I forgot myself.
530
00:24:45,890 --> 00:24:49,730
Agent wonder bread is not my husband.
531
00:24:49,830 --> 00:24:51,860
-He isn't?
-Not in this lifetime.
532
00:24:51,930 --> 00:24:55,910
I do not love him,and I'm never gonna love him.
533
00:24:55,990 --> 00:24:57,200
He don't know that,right?
534
00:24:57,290 --> 00:25:00,230
No,I left it okay,I think.
535
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:03,980
You have to play it like that for a little longer.
You cool with that?
536
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,980
Yeah,I think I can do that.
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Meet me here at the house tomorrow,all right?
538
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Okay.
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