1 00:00:55,699 --> 00:00:58,144 This is the magic potion, boys and girl. 2 00:00:58,512 --> 00:01:00,956 Advanced nutrients. 3 00:01:01,140 --> 00:01:03,443 More bud, less stem. 4 00:01:03,535 --> 00:01:05,978 And away we grow. 5 00:01:37,286 --> 00:01:40,202 - What's up, man? - I'm good, man. 6 00:01:40,432 --> 00:01:43,821 Hey, man. You bring me the tall creamy present? 7 00:01:44,189 --> 00:01:47,436 Dude, the cream pot got 2 kids and a new husband. 8 00:01:47,528 --> 00:01:49,831 I brought you something better, check this out. 9 00:01:49,923 --> 00:01:52,887 Excuse me. My name is Vernan and I'm a scorpio. 10 00:01:53,028 --> 00:01:54,422 Lacey, me too. 11 00:01:54,982 --> 00:01:56,729 I'd like to get you high. 12 00:01:56,857 --> 00:01:57,463 All right. 13 00:01:57,606 --> 00:02:00,133 Because Conrad and I have come up with a new strain. 14 00:02:00,237 --> 00:02:01,443 We're really proud of it. 15 00:02:01,817 --> 00:02:04,773 Actually I'd like a snack of that *** if you don't mind. 16 00:02:04,918 --> 00:02:06,182 See, it's not that I don't trust you, 17 00:02:06,277 --> 00:02:07,673 it's just that I don't trust Conrad. 18 00:02:08,145 --> 00:02:10,390 Now you're trying to hurt my feelings, Vernan. 19 00:02:10,538 --> 00:02:13,022 Only she can call me Vernan, you call me sir. 20 00:02:13,118 --> 00:02:14,993 You got a bong up in here, man? 21 00:02:15,916 --> 00:02:17,653 Load it up! Load it up! 22 00:02:18,666 --> 00:02:20,173 That's you. You lit. 23 00:02:20,268 --> 00:02:22,283 All right, let's see what you got. 24 00:02:28,707 --> 00:02:30,390 What do you think, Vernan? 25 00:02:30,666 --> 00:02:32,160 Are you responsible for this? 26 00:02:32,305 --> 00:02:34,891 Yeah. Us. Conrad mostly. 27 00:02:35,358 --> 00:02:38,033 - It's good, isn't it? - It's smokalicious. 28 00:02:38,178 --> 00:02:40,091 What up, my nig'? What you do, nephew? 29 00:02:40,235 --> 00:02:41,193 Hey man, check this out. 30 00:02:41,345 --> 00:02:43,443 My man Conrad pimped us some new product. 31 00:02:43,546 --> 00:02:45,131 Fantizzletastic! 32 00:02:45,508 --> 00:02:46,410 Yeah, yeah. 33 00:02:46,555 --> 00:02:47,532 Hey, look here. 34 00:02:47,727 --> 00:02:49,833 I wanna introduce you to the lovely Lacey. 35 00:02:49,927 --> 00:02:52,653 His partner in crime and a very married MILF and 36 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:54,200 that's just breaking my heart. 37 00:02:54,687 --> 00:02:55,903 Is that right? 38 00:02:56,737 --> 00:02:59,323 - I'd definitely do you. - Gee, thanks. 39 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:01,331 My name is Snoop Dogg by the way. 40 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:02,450 Lacey, hi. 41 00:03:02,546 --> 00:03:04,233 That's the motherfucking MILF weed. 42 00:03:04,327 --> 00:03:05,963 You know what the MILF weed is, right my nigga? 43 00:03:06,428 --> 00:03:09,253 Mother I'd Love To Fuck. 44 00:03:09,575 --> 00:03:11,023 That's MILF weed. 45 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:13,793 Make a nigga take a toke, it's the MILF weed. 46 00:03:13,885 --> 00:03:16,512 Make a nigga have a smoke, it's the MILF weed. 47 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:19,140 Let's take that in some hoop and put it down, you know what I'm saying? 48 00:03:19,287 --> 00:03:20,121 Let's go do it. 49 00:03:20,446 --> 00:03:23,461 I want you to pump the music up while I talk about this good weed I just bought. 50 00:03:23,628 --> 00:03:24,792 It's called the MILF weed. 51 00:03:24,886 --> 00:03:27,003 It's the good mommy smoking, it's the MILF weed. 52 00:03:27,096 --> 00:03:29,393 Take a toke 'til you're broke, it's the MILF weed. 53 00:03:29,486 --> 00:03:31,690 Nigga just can't quit, it's the MILF weed. 54 00:03:31,838 --> 00:03:33,192 Nigga, can I get another hit? 55 00:03:33,378 --> 00:03:35,673 It's grown and it's green like the Hulk when he angry. 56 00:03:35,777 --> 00:03:38,161 Break it up, break it up, smoke it up, tangy, 57 00:03:38,288 --> 00:03:40,490 tasty, the way you feel, the way that it smells. 58 00:03:40,638 --> 00:03:42,790 The way it make a nigga feel oh so well. 59 00:03:43,116 --> 00:03:45,462 I'ma tell it to you so you need to know. 60 00:03:45,556 --> 00:03:47,852 We're smoking MILF weed everyday on the roll. 61 00:03:47,998 --> 00:03:50,392 We get it crack-a-lackin' everytime you see me, doh. 62 00:03:50,488 --> 00:03:52,833 It's Snoop D O double G, blaze the endo. 63 00:03:52,928 --> 00:03:55,080 We got the MILF 'cause the MILF got it all the time. 64 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:57,610 Got weed that keep making nigga blow his mind. 65 00:03:57,757 --> 00:03:59,913 It's the weed that feel good, smell good. 66 00:04:00,038 --> 00:04:02,380 It's the weed that you can't get in the hood. 67 00:04:02,525 --> 00:04:04,871 You gotta have the connect on the set. 68 00:04:04,967 --> 00:04:07,271 Let me get some of that shit, make it fast, jet. 69 00:04:07,366 --> 00:04:09,662 Give it to me quick, give it to me fast. 70 00:04:09,785 --> 00:04:12,320 I wanna tap you on your white ass. 71 00:04:12,788 --> 00:04:14,663 'Cause you the Mother That I'd Love to Fuck. 72 00:04:14,847 --> 00:04:15,770 Doing good, kids. 73 00:04:16,476 --> 00:04:17,731 Maybe you come by tomorrow, 74 00:04:17,875 --> 00:04:19,513 bring us some little more love, say uh... 75 00:04:19,887 --> 00:04:21,902 2 or 3 of those happy packs. 76 00:04:23,798 --> 00:04:25,010 Absolutely... 77 00:04:25,248 --> 00:04:25,893 Vern'. 78 00:04:26,125 --> 00:04:27,431 Get the hell out of here, man. 79 00:04:27,575 --> 00:04:29,351 It's a place of business and I got work to do. 80 00:04:29,497 --> 00:04:30,570 You're a bad influence. 81 00:04:30,707 --> 00:04:31,592 Oh, oh, oh. 82 00:04:31,828 --> 00:04:33,371 It was nice meeting you, Lacey. 83 00:04:33,517 --> 00:04:34,491 Pleasure, Vernan. 84 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:38,182 MILF weed? MILF weed! 85 00:04:39,286 --> 00:04:41,353 This shit is about to get wild! 86 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:42,891 Fantastic! 87 00:04:43,087 --> 00:04:45,290 Really? Let's go make some money! 88 00:04:47,557 --> 00:04:49,190 You got any wig? 89 00:04:49,385 --> 00:04:51,443 Nope, it's mine. 90 00:04:51,585 --> 00:04:52,422 Sort of. 91 00:04:52,565 --> 00:04:56,753 I'm wearing 500 bucks worth of human hair extensions from India. 92 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:58,063 Take a sniff. 93 00:04:58,526 --> 00:05:00,871 There's a faint curry smell to it. 94 00:05:02,906 --> 00:05:05,580 I'm giving and anti-drug speech at the Grammar school. 95 00:05:05,856 --> 00:05:07,312 And I need you 96 00:05:07,958 --> 00:05:09,312 to be Sober. 97 00:05:09,546 --> 00:05:10,241 What? 98 00:05:10,428 --> 00:05:11,971 Sober, the sasquatch. 99 00:05:12,066 --> 00:05:13,750 He tells kids to stay off the drugs. 100 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:16,903 And you think kids are gonna listen because some idiot's 101 00:05:17,046 --> 00:05:18,072 dressed in a gorilla suit? 102 00:05:18,255 --> 00:05:20,032 No, it's sasquatch. 103 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:22,981 Children love and fear him. 104 00:05:23,178 --> 00:05:24,240 That's *** 105 00:05:24,436 --> 00:05:26,452 Come on, Dean, you're perfect for it. 106 00:05:26,636 --> 00:05:28,320 And if I stop shaving your back, 107 00:05:28,465 --> 00:05:30,480 you won't even have to wear the suit. 108 00:05:30,947 --> 00:05:32,532 And now I walk away. 109 00:05:32,676 --> 00:05:33,933 Hey, but good luck with that speech 110 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:37,182 because kids just love being patronized and lectured. 111 00:05:39,998 --> 00:05:41,900 I hear you wanna close the park! 112 00:05:42,047 --> 00:05:43,910 Where am I supposed to take my babies? 113 00:05:44,055 --> 00:05:44,610 What? 114 00:05:44,757 --> 00:05:47,141 Where are my babies supposed to play? 115 00:05:47,475 --> 00:05:50,852 - Oh, you mean your dogs. - They're my children. 116 00:05:51,048 --> 00:05:52,733 They need their park. 117 00:05:52,898 --> 00:05:56,050 No, real children need their park. 118 00:05:56,187 --> 00:05:59,902 Dogs need to take a walk, do their business and then go home. 119 00:05:59,997 --> 00:06:03,100 But the dog park is gated off. The dogs don't bother anyone. 120 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:05,490 That whole place stinks to high heaven. 121 00:06:05,618 --> 00:06:07,913 It's an eyesore from all the grass that's been dug up. 122 00:06:08,015 --> 00:06:11,303 There's barking and snarling going on all day long. 123 00:06:11,447 --> 00:06:14,120 And at night when the dogs finally leave, 124 00:06:14,445 --> 00:06:15,891 it's filled with teenagers 125 00:06:16,036 --> 00:06:17,820 doing drugs. 126 00:06:17,956 --> 00:06:20,260 It is a blight on this community. 127 00:06:20,426 --> 00:06:21,923 And it's going. 128 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,282 Do you know what you are? 129 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:25,390 You are a hater. 130 00:06:25,537 --> 00:06:27,071 You're filled with hate. 131 00:06:27,216 --> 00:06:28,760 And you spread it around 132 00:06:28,905 --> 00:06:31,532 - at dogs, at teenagers... - And you. 133 00:06:31,676 --> 00:06:35,913 Because you call your pets children, so goodbye. 134 00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:46,703 - Hey there! - Hey! 135 00:06:46,796 --> 00:06:48,673 I'm here. I'm right here. 136 00:06:50,248 --> 00:06:51,180 Sanjay... 137 00:06:53,958 --> 00:06:54,652 Wow! 138 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:55,861 We doing a little bonus. 139 00:06:56,048 --> 00:06:58,441 For the arson. Not to be taken as encouragement. 140 00:06:58,538 --> 00:07:00,271 - Fine. - Never again. Okay? 141 00:07:00,416 --> 00:07:01,063 Okay. 142 00:07:02,637 --> 00:07:04,171 - Dean. - Nice. 143 00:07:04,947 --> 00:07:07,151 No IRS and no Celia. 144 00:07:07,292 --> 00:07:09,599 People seem to like what we're selling. 145 00:07:09,737 --> 00:07:11,273 - Doug. - Sweet. 146 00:07:11,376 --> 00:07:13,763 First time somebody's paid me for weed. 147 00:07:14,217 --> 00:07:16,182 Buy a motorcycle, we could ride together. 148 00:07:16,735 --> 00:07:18,032 You're dead to me. 149 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:20,461 - I'm out of here. Make sure the... - Excuse me! 150 00:07:21,205 --> 00:07:21,713 What? 151 00:07:22,176 --> 00:07:25,660 - You forgot something. - No, I didn't. 152 00:07:25,758 --> 00:07:27,962 Yeah, you did. My enveloppe. 153 00:07:28,425 --> 00:07:29,730 You don't get one. 154 00:07:30,425 --> 00:07:31,403 I don't... 155 00:07:32,657 --> 00:07:34,570 Wait a second, I don't get paid. 156 00:07:34,766 --> 00:07:38,053 Once you reemburce me for room and board 157 00:07:38,198 --> 00:07:41,961 and for a non-refundable year of rabbinical school 158 00:07:42,057 --> 00:07:44,542 and for the time I bailed you out when you got busted, 159 00:07:44,687 --> 00:07:45,852 not to mention lawyers fees, 160 00:07:45,985 --> 00:07:48,573 then you'll be compensated, yeah. 161 00:07:50,606 --> 00:07:53,241 Are you joking? I lost toes... 162 00:07:53,465 --> 00:07:54,921 for you. 163 00:07:55,106 --> 00:07:56,183 I was in a raid. 164 00:07:56,315 --> 00:07:58,522 I sat in my own pee to save the mother. 165 00:07:58,616 --> 00:08:00,732 Back me up here, guys! 166 00:08:09,776 --> 00:08:13,061 I'm a contributing member of this team. 167 00:08:14,085 --> 00:08:15,531 I cook! 168 00:08:18,538 --> 00:08:20,080 Is that how it is? 169 00:08:21,475 --> 00:08:23,152 All right, that's fine. 170 00:08:23,258 --> 00:08:24,651 Well, I quit. 171 00:08:31,605 --> 00:08:34,760 Cook like a fucking crackhead. 172 00:08:37,357 --> 00:08:39,090 Settle, boys and girls, let's all 173 00:08:39,137 --> 00:08:41,201 put on our listening ears and settle down. 174 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:42,223 That's better. 175 00:08:42,317 --> 00:08:45,511 Now, I'd like to welcome today special guest speaker, 176 00:08:45,605 --> 00:08:47,152 councilwoman Hodes. 177 00:08:51,266 --> 00:08:54,651 Well, hello, junior citizens of Agrestic. 178 00:08:55,115 --> 00:08:57,320 I am councilwoman Hodes. 179 00:08:57,556 --> 00:09:01,933 And I am here today at our top ranked Grammar school... 180 00:09:05,358 --> 00:09:07,943 to make a very special announcement. 181 00:09:08,075 --> 00:09:09,291 Beginning next week, 182 00:09:09,487 --> 00:09:10,880 all of Agrestic 183 00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:14,310 will become a drug free zone. 184 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:20,921 Okay... 185 00:09:22,525 --> 00:09:24,870 You know how penguins 186 00:09:25,058 --> 00:09:28,910 march 70 miles to get where they're going. 187 00:09:29,516 --> 00:09:33,232 Well, drugs are like penguins. 188 00:09:33,326 --> 00:09:35,532 They march from the ghetto 189 00:09:35,625 --> 00:09:37,273 to the suburbs. 190 00:09:37,636 --> 00:09:39,560 Now to end this migration, 191 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,333 I will be installing surveillance cameras 192 00:09:42,477 --> 00:09:44,670 and drug free zone signs 193 00:09:44,868 --> 00:09:47,023 throughout Agrestic. 194 00:09:47,167 --> 00:09:49,601 I invite you to bring your parents to the 195 00:09:49,696 --> 00:09:52,191 unveiling of our 1st surveillance camera 196 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:55,521 tomorrow at the corner of Hillside and Harper Drives, 197 00:09:55,645 --> 00:09:58,741 right accross from what will soon no longer be the dog park. 198 00:09:58,846 --> 00:10:00,012 4 pm. 199 00:10:00,107 --> 00:10:01,032 And now 200 00:10:01,176 --> 00:10:04,041 I would like to introduce a very special guest 201 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:07,663 who has an important message for you all. 202 00:10:07,836 --> 00:10:10,653 Sober the sasquatch. 203 00:10:14,998 --> 00:10:17,341 Drugs are wrong! 204 00:10:19,998 --> 00:10:25,792 I'm putting my big foot down on drugs! 205 00:10:26,257 --> 00:10:28,172 My big foot! 206 00:10:28,358 --> 00:10:30,702 This is not a game, people. 207 00:10:32,646 --> 00:10:34,192 Yes, Shane. 208 00:10:34,338 --> 00:10:36,631 Point of order: why cameras? 209 00:10:36,808 --> 00:10:38,772 Good question. Because 210 00:10:38,966 --> 00:10:43,713 people behave better when they know they're being watched. 211 00:10:43,808 --> 00:10:45,403 What about our rights to privacy ? 212 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:51,481 There are more important things than rights to privacy. 213 00:10:52,087 --> 00:10:55,772 I think you're turning Agrestic into a policed state! 214 00:10:55,848 --> 00:10:58,753 Yeah! 215 00:10:59,357 --> 00:11:01,512 Drugs are wrong! 216 00:11:06,697 --> 00:11:09,370 I've seen you drunk at my house. 217 00:11:11,027 --> 00:11:13,043 I beg your pardon. 218 00:11:13,226 --> 00:11:15,621 Not like the drunken homeless penguins in the ghetto 219 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,440 but I've definitely seen you drunk. 220 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,313 Well, that's quite enough, Shane, you can sit down. 221 00:11:19,507 --> 00:11:21,470 Isn't being drunk just like being on drugs? 222 00:11:21,566 --> 00:11:23,060 Isn't alcohol a drug? 223 00:11:24,176 --> 00:11:25,721 You do drugs. 224 00:11:26,098 --> 00:11:27,111 You do. 225 00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:28,701 You do drugs. 226 00:11:29,075 --> 00:11:30,661 Drugs are wrong! 227 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:34,190 You do drugs! You do drugs! 228 00:11:34,285 --> 00:11:37,482 The councilwoman also likes her speed and Ambien. 229 00:11:42,985 --> 00:11:45,002 Christ! Let's go! 230 00:11:52,566 --> 00:11:55,661 My sweat smells like peanuts! 231 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,871 You kicked ass! 232 00:12:02,966 --> 00:12:04,320 You took Hodes out. 233 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:05,911 Props to you, yo! 234 00:12:07,488 --> 00:12:10,643 That... was awesome, Shane! 235 00:12:13,926 --> 00:12:15,132 Are you guys... 236 00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:16,300 Shut up! 237 00:12:16,577 --> 00:12:17,843 No way! 238 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,130 Can I see that one, please? 239 00:12:23,366 --> 00:12:25,370 Yeah, that's the Diamond Blossom. 240 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:32,791 Yeah, the right hand diamond is very popular these days. 241 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:34,332 All the stars are wearing it. 242 00:12:34,475 --> 00:12:37,570 It's a symbol of independence and personal reward. 243 00:12:37,945 --> 00:12:40,533 Well, I deserve a reward. 244 00:12:40,678 --> 00:12:42,312 I've done very well lately. 245 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:43,573 How well? 246 00:12:47,986 --> 00:12:51,421 Okay, take off that piece of shit, I've got jewelry to show you. 247 00:13:19,227 --> 00:13:21,761 - Shane, what's wrong? - You totalled my car. 248 00:13:22,228 --> 00:13:25,511 Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry. I didn't see it. 249 00:13:25,656 --> 00:13:28,291 I'm not used to driving this low to the ground. 250 00:13:28,428 --> 00:13:30,442 Did tou total your car too? 251 00:13:30,638 --> 00:13:31,471 What? 252 00:13:32,168 --> 00:13:35,641 No. The lease was up. I just bought this. Isn't it cute? 253 00:13:35,787 --> 00:13:38,601 No, it's crappy and small. 254 00:13:38,747 --> 00:13:40,620 It's environmentally responsible. 255 00:13:40,716 --> 00:13:41,920 I liked the Range Rover. 256 00:13:42,627 --> 00:13:45,113 The Range Rover was obnoxious. 257 00:13:46,316 --> 00:13:49,981 There's global warming unless you want the planet to disolve 258 00:13:50,076 --> 00:13:52,191 to one big ocean. 259 00:13:52,378 --> 00:13:54,292 Global warming is just God's will. 260 00:13:54,437 --> 00:13:56,830 I liked the Range Rover, this car is gay. 261 00:13:57,116 --> 00:14:00,120 Don't be ignorant just because it's in right now. 262 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,131 Figure out the planet for a change. 263 00:14:02,326 --> 00:14:04,153 What is all this stuff? 264 00:14:04,947 --> 00:14:07,282 Mommy decided to buy herself a few things. 265 00:14:07,428 --> 00:14:09,292 A lot of things. 266 00:14:09,525 --> 00:14:12,210 Yes, a lot of things, I worked hard, I deserve them. 267 00:14:12,395 --> 00:14:13,320 What work? 268 00:14:16,006 --> 00:14:17,930 I run a family. 269 00:14:19,786 --> 00:14:22,882 - You buy me anything? - No. 270 00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:25,462 Do you really think you deserve anything after what you did today? 271 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,660 - What did I do? - You called Celia Hodes a drunk. 272 00:14:29,215 --> 00:14:33,210 Another call from my dear old friend, principal Dodge. 273 00:14:33,587 --> 00:14:35,930 I think I'm on his speed dial. 274 00:14:37,187 --> 00:14:38,773 I was making a point. 275 00:14:38,866 --> 00:14:41,073 She's trying to make Agrestic a drug free zone 276 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,980 but I think drugs should be legal. 277 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:46,953 Why? 278 00:14:47,838 --> 00:14:49,421 Because... 279 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:51,841 so... 280 00:14:52,815 --> 00:14:55,012 no one gets in trouble. 281 00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:01,503 Nobody is gonna get in trouble. Okay? 282 00:15:07,186 --> 00:15:09,151 Go buy yourself a new car. 283 00:15:09,246 --> 00:15:10,181 Awesome. 284 00:15:10,507 --> 00:15:13,892 Help me get these bags in the house and then we can go to the movies. 285 00:15:14,588 --> 00:15:16,031 Really? What movie? 286 00:15:17,566 --> 00:15:22,272 How about the Al Gore one about the total destruction of the planet 287 00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:25,881 and the coming environmental apocalypse? 288 00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:27,472 Cool. 289 00:15:29,697 --> 00:15:31,761 Where is my microwave popcorn? 290 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,291 Now I know I had one left in here. 291 00:15:35,036 --> 00:15:37,103 Heylia, where are our customers? 292 00:15:37,286 --> 00:15:39,250 Vernan, Kiki, Nancy, 293 00:15:39,348 --> 00:15:41,032 that guy with the hair lip. 294 00:15:41,175 --> 00:15:42,772 We ain't been moving shit. 295 00:15:42,868 --> 00:15:44,502 And I hear there's a new strain out there 296 00:15:44,687 --> 00:15:46,661 that everybody wants and we ain't got. 297 00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:48,291 Girl, it's the economy. 298 00:15:48,486 --> 00:15:50,833 And the medical marijuana clubs. 299 00:15:51,015 --> 00:15:53,030 You know I heard they opened up 300 00:15:53,178 --> 00:15:55,232 one of them drivethroughs in the Valley. 301 00:15:55,428 --> 00:15:56,733 No, Heylia. 302 00:15:57,146 --> 00:15:58,463 Look around. 303 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,701 What's missing here? 304 00:16:02,817 --> 00:16:06,153 Yo, make sure you get all that ash off my heel too now. 305 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,612 Yo, this is here is Tanya. 306 00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:09,402 Hi. 307 00:16:09,588 --> 00:16:11,370 She's studying that cosmonology. 308 00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:13,471 It's cosmetology. 309 00:16:13,595 --> 00:16:16,702 Girl, I'll throw this beer on you if you say something else. 310 00:16:16,846 --> 00:16:18,951 So Louis, tell me about that new strain 311 00:16:19,098 --> 00:16:20,683 everybody's been talking about. 312 00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:21,800 I ain't Louis no more. 313 00:16:22,035 --> 00:16:24,430 And I ain't telling you shit unless you call me U-Turn. 314 00:16:24,577 --> 00:16:26,490 Now Louis is a perfectly good name. 315 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:29,591 But if you wanna be some traffic violation, fine by me. 316 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:32,982 U-Turn, why the fuck ain't I got this new weed? 317 00:16:33,078 --> 00:16:36,583 Now how is it that Mrs. Heylia James don't know? 318 00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:37,701 Look at you. 319 00:16:37,795 --> 00:16:41,040 Getting soft in your old age or something? 320 00:16:41,226 --> 00:16:45,081 You better mind yourself, Mr. U-Turn. 321 00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:46,670 I've seen your gangsta ass 322 00:16:46,767 --> 00:16:48,932 playing violin in your grandmama's house 323 00:16:49,065 --> 00:16:52,172 with a powder-blue blue suit and wide ass lapels. 324 00:16:52,266 --> 00:16:53,430 So stop crying. 325 00:16:53,648 --> 00:16:55,331 Heylia, I don't forget where I come from 326 00:16:55,476 --> 00:16:56,730 but some people do. 327 00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:57,853 Go on. 328 00:16:58,597 --> 00:17:01,742 This strain is called MILF. MILF weed. 329 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:04,423 It's the brand of the day. 330 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,150 And everybody love that shit too. 331 00:17:06,406 --> 00:17:07,570 And it's coming from? 332 00:17:07,646 --> 00:17:08,621 Come on, man, 333 00:17:08,666 --> 00:17:11,373 why do I gotta be the one to tell you the way it is? 334 00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:12,393 'Cause I started you 335 00:17:12,488 --> 00:17:13,513 and I'll finish you. 336 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:14,821 And I need to hear it. 337 00:17:15,008 --> 00:17:16,463 So speak the the fuck up. 338 00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:18,372 Fine. 339 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,280 It's your boy Conrad. 340 00:17:20,566 --> 00:17:22,150 Him and the white bitch. 341 00:17:22,296 --> 00:17:24,311 They got themselves a real gang. 342 00:17:24,506 --> 00:17:25,861 They're farmers now. 343 00:17:25,997 --> 00:17:28,300 I gotta say, they're fucking great at it. 344 00:17:29,407 --> 00:17:32,003 Just put your hands out, send love vibrations to the plant. 345 00:17:32,065 --> 00:17:34,432 That way the person that smokes it will feel love too. 346 00:17:34,576 --> 00:17:36,543 I think the person that grew my last pot sent 347 00:17:36,635 --> 00:17:38,982 "eat many donuts while playing with your balls" 348 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,483 vibrations to the plant. 349 00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:42,142 You ain't taking me serious. 350 00:17:42,247 --> 00:17:43,641 Why give it away? 351 00:17:46,287 --> 00:17:47,350 That's Sanjay? 352 00:17:53,927 --> 00:17:56,311 I think it's a Jehovah's witness. 353 00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:58,830 We're Shinto. 354 00:17:59,947 --> 00:18:02,293 Excuse me. Hello? Hey! Hey! Hey! 355 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:03,910 It's cool. It's cool. 356 00:18:13,756 --> 00:18:15,013 Heylia... 357 00:18:15,297 --> 00:18:17,032 I came to you first, 358 00:18:17,247 --> 00:18:18,550 you shut me down. 359 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:24,312 There ain't no excuses for what you've done here. 360 00:18:25,288 --> 00:18:27,963 I laid out my plans, you laughed at me. 361 00:18:28,838 --> 00:18:31,093 We don't grow. 362 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,783 We deal. 363 00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:34,373 That's what we do. 364 00:18:35,388 --> 00:18:37,503 That's what you do. 365 00:18:37,688 --> 00:18:41,591 I'm a grown man Heylia and you got to see me like that. 366 00:18:41,777 --> 00:18:44,591 All I see 367 00:18:44,967 --> 00:18:47,882 is what you went off with one of my customers 368 00:18:48,017 --> 00:18:50,883 and created a new game behind my back. 369 00:18:52,557 --> 00:18:54,660 You lied to me. 370 00:18:55,038 --> 00:18:58,180 You took business from me. 371 00:18:58,977 --> 00:19:02,023 That ain't how a grown man acts. 372 00:19:03,878 --> 00:19:06,651 Heylia, I can help you now. 373 00:19:06,836 --> 00:19:08,382 You could retire early. 374 00:19:08,528 --> 00:19:10,490 We could put money aside for Levan's education. 375 00:19:10,637 --> 00:19:12,642 No, no, no. 376 00:19:12,836 --> 00:19:14,330 You a little piggy. 377 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,991 And what you built here, 378 00:19:18,085 --> 00:19:19,683 it ain't right. 379 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:23,542 And some day, the big bad wolf is gonna huff and puff 380 00:19:23,638 --> 00:19:25,740 and blown your house down. 381 00:19:25,838 --> 00:19:29,552 And when it happens, I don't wanna be anywhere near you. 382 00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:32,413 You ain't got no faith in your boy. 383 00:19:32,835 --> 00:19:34,660 Didn't you just say he was a man? 384 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,673 See, you can't have it both ways. 385 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:40,510 You ain't welcome in my house no more. 386 00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:43,743 Not you. Not Barbie. 387 00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:46,180 I don't know you. 388 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:50,772 Now... 389 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:55,591 Give me 3 pounds of that fucking MILF weed. 390 00:19:56,887 --> 00:19:59,700 I've got business to take care of. 391 00:20:12,887 --> 00:20:15,271 Why has it got to be like this, Heylia? 392 00:20:17,637 --> 00:20:19,983 You wanted to be on your own, 393 00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:22,130 you're on your own. 394 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,881 Who's this Barbie girl? 395 00:20:31,026 --> 00:20:31,950 Is she hot? 396 00:20:35,925 --> 00:20:37,752 If you will notice above me, 397 00:20:37,807 --> 00:20:40,291 our very first camera. 398 00:20:40,487 --> 00:20:43,912 And below it, our drug free zone sign. 399 00:20:44,007 --> 00:20:45,743 We're letting these pushers know 400 00:20:45,837 --> 00:20:48,131 that we are keeping an eye on them. 401 00:20:48,325 --> 00:20:53,080 Agrestic is now officially a drug free zone. 402 00:20:53,728 --> 00:20:55,270 Douchebag! 403 00:20:55,437 --> 00:20:56,460 What the fuck! 404 00:20:56,887 --> 00:20:59,461 - Go home! - You hate dogs! 405 00:21:00,556 --> 00:21:02,383 Crazy dog freaks! 406 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,412 I am protecting the humans of Agrestic. 407 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:10,882 Now our cameras will be running 24/7. 408 00:21:11,018 --> 00:21:13,032 Give us back our dog park! 409 00:21:14,426 --> 00:21:17,000 Well, I can see all the crazies are out today. 410 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:20,201 Is it true you have a drinking problem, councilwoman Hodes? 411 00:21:24,187 --> 00:21:26,480 Nancy has no idea who I am. 412 00:21:26,575 --> 00:21:28,642 Sucks to never be seen. Never appreciated. 413 00:21:28,775 --> 00:21:32,112 Sucks when the pie gets eaten right in front of you. 414 00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:33,991 And you helped baked that pie. 415 00:21:34,138 --> 00:21:35,303 What pie? 416 00:21:35,437 --> 00:21:36,893 It's a metaphorical pie. 417 00:21:37,867 --> 00:21:40,161 - Am I eating the pie? - Sort of. 418 00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:42,272 You're benefiting from that pie. But really... 419 00:21:42,365 --> 00:21:44,481 No, no pie for you either, my young friend. 420 00:21:45,778 --> 00:21:49,630 Where's our fucking pie! Life sucks. 421 00:21:49,817 --> 00:21:51,743 Come on now. Life does not suck. 422 00:21:52,965 --> 00:21:57,091 Unless you have no job, no girlfriend, 423 00:21:57,506 --> 00:21:59,152 8 toes. 424 00:22:00,306 --> 00:22:01,520 Life sucks. 425 00:22:01,705 --> 00:22:03,631 Anyway, your mom knows nothing 426 00:22:03,767 --> 00:22:05,641 about what it takes to be a crime lord. 427 00:22:05,787 --> 00:22:08,411 I understand business. I am an entrepreneur. 428 00:22:08,557 --> 00:22:10,293 I would be great at it. 429 00:22:10,936 --> 00:22:14,563 I mean, I may not be some brainiac but I know weed. 430 00:22:14,978 --> 00:22:16,852 It's a family business for Christ sake! 431 00:22:16,998 --> 00:22:18,493 I say forget her. 432 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,162 We start our own business. 433 00:22:22,226 --> 00:22:24,432 Except we have no money. 434 00:22:25,407 --> 00:22:26,611 Yeah. 435 00:22:29,205 --> 00:22:31,030 Was she impressed? Could you tell? 436 00:22:31,228 --> 00:22:32,341 What did she think of the place? 437 00:22:32,526 --> 00:22:34,781 She never wants to see us again, Nancy. She was stone cold. 438 00:22:34,965 --> 00:22:36,372 Like acting cold because 439 00:22:36,465 --> 00:22:38,713 she was secretly dazzled by how well we've done. 440 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,442 What? You need Heylia's approval? 441 00:22:41,057 --> 00:22:43,162 - She bought 3 pounds. - Of the MILF? 442 00:22:43,307 --> 00:22:45,361 You don't have to be so proud of the name, okay? 443 00:22:45,557 --> 00:22:46,101 Okay. 444 00:22:47,218 --> 00:22:48,813 Why did she buy from us? 445 00:22:48,945 --> 00:22:50,871 So that she can sell it to others. 446 00:22:51,107 --> 00:22:52,601 That's what she does for a living. 447 00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:54,620 All her customers are asking for our shit. 448 00:22:54,755 --> 00:22:56,403 You can't sell what you don't have. 449 00:22:56,587 --> 00:22:57,372 It's kind of awesome. 450 00:22:57,655 --> 00:23:00,232 - No, it ain't. - Yes, it is. 451 00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:01,911 She bought our stuff 452 00:23:02,057 --> 00:23:04,300 and she'll buy more 'cause it's good. 453 00:23:04,445 --> 00:23:06,373 She's not gonna stay mad. 454 00:23:06,505 --> 00:23:10,320 - She can't. - You do not know Heylia. 455 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:15,231 Hi, Shane. 456 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,480 I came to pick up your mom. 457 00:23:20,577 --> 00:23:22,830 She's doing laundry with some black guy. 458 00:23:24,727 --> 00:23:28,683 Would you tell her that I'm here, please? 459 00:23:30,207 --> 00:23:32,812 What's Conrad doing at your house? 460 00:23:32,915 --> 00:23:35,351 Not a great idea by the way. 461 00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:38,680 Just some old business with Heylia he wanted to talk about. 462 00:23:38,857 --> 00:23:40,012 Heylia James? 463 00:23:40,058 --> 00:23:41,652 You're not gonna have to worry about her. 464 00:23:41,798 --> 00:23:42,353 What? 465 00:23:42,398 --> 00:23:44,272 She's being taken care of. 466 00:23:44,736 --> 00:23:45,812 No. 467 00:23:46,276 --> 00:23:47,810 We don't need that. 468 00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:50,561 There's really no problem with Heylia. 469 00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,150 Really. 470 00:23:52,336 --> 00:23:54,580 Well, now it's guaranteed. 471 00:23:56,716 --> 00:23:58,733 I thought you said you didn't care about pot. 472 00:23:58,825 --> 00:24:00,980 That we were under your radar. 473 00:24:01,215 --> 00:24:04,442 No, you're under my radar. And since I'm keeping you there, 474 00:24:04,586 --> 00:24:06,270 I gotta show my boss some results. 475 00:24:07,627 --> 00:24:10,351 What do you show him some other results? 476 00:24:10,627 --> 00:24:13,443 Like a crack den or a methlab or something? 477 00:24:13,537 --> 00:24:16,361 Heylia is gonna lead me to this guy named U-Turn 478 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,801 who's dealing a lot more than weed. 479 00:24:19,497 --> 00:24:22,413 Well, why not arrest him and keep Heylia out of it? 480 00:24:22,506 --> 00:24:26,030 You gotta dig the worms to catch the big fish. 481 00:24:26,128 --> 00:24:27,622 Heylia's been dug up. 482 00:24:27,765 --> 00:24:30,011 And I don't wanna talk about this anymore. 483 00:24:31,408 --> 00:24:33,372 It's my fun time. 484 00:24:38,088 --> 00:24:40,953 I'm thinking tapas. You up for it? 485 00:24:52,257 --> 00:24:57,252 Transcript/Synchro: Travis - www.forom.com - 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net