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hello.
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Now,I thought your peopledidn't eat cows.
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I thought yours don't eatcheeseburgers.
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Well,we've suffered so muchalready,
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I feel it's my destinyto induce positive changein my tribe,
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beginning withthe cheeseburger,progressing to extreme sportsand police work.
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Hey,fellas.
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Who's a good doggy?
Yes,you are.
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Hi,doggy.
Where did you come from?
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Found him on the street.
Doesn't have any tags.
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Just this gold necklace.
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Must have belongedto the armenians.
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Not hairy enough.
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Get that beast the fuckout of here.
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You're scaring him.
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It's okay,mr. Sweaters.
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Yeah,who's our toughlittle watchdog?You are.
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Oh,my god!
Oh,shit.Oh,my god!
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Get it off me!
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Back,mr. Sweaters!
Off,off!
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Cheeseburger,cheeseburger?
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- Stick your fingerup his ass.
- What?
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I read it on the internet.
It makes him let go.
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Fuck you.
Stick your own fingerup his ass.
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Somebody stick their fingerup his ass!
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I'll do it.
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Oh,god,oh,god,oh,god,oh,god!
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Wow,it works.
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Somebody call 911.
I've got dog-doodie hands.
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No,nobody call 911.
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That bitch ate my toes!
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Judah.
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Oh,hey.
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Dad's cologne?
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I found itin your bathroom.
I'll put it back,I swear.
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It's okay,sweetie.Just next time,you might notwant to use so much.
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- What reeks in here?
- Shane has a debate.
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So,what,you're hopingto stink out your opponent?
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We're leavingin five minutes,so go pee and get your notesand things together.
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I need to talk to you.
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- What now?
- Your S.A.T.Scores,now.
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You barely scored abovewhat you would have gottenif you'd only signedyour name.
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In case you haven't noticed,I've beena little preoccupied.
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You took the S.A.T.S weeks before the...thing.
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- Abortion?
- That.
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It had nothing to dowith your lousy performance.
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I've spokento mr. Weinstock.
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- Who?
- Your guidance counselor.
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He says you can takethe test againin eight weeks.
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- I am not takingthe test again.
- Yes,you are.
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Silas,you couldn't getinto traffic schoolwith those scores.
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So?From what I've seen,you don't need a college degreeto start your own business,right,mom?
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Hey,doug.
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Oh,shit,what kind of accident?
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Yeah,bye.
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Uncle andy'sin the hospital.
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- What happened?
- I'm not sure.
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Something with a dogor a sweater.
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- Can you take shaneto his debate?
- Yeah,I'll take him.
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- Thank you.
- But in your car.
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I don't want himstinking up mine.
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How is he?
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He's doing bettersince he got his morphine.
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- Did you find my toes?
- His toes?
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The dog ate two of his toesbefore sanjay stucka finger up his ass.
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Why was there a dogat the house?
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Hello.I'm dr. Bertner.
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Nancy botwin.
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- Your husband?
- Brother-in-law.
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Is he going to be okay?
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Is he a dancer,professionalathlete,or foot model?
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- None of the above.
- He should leada normal life.
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I wouldn't go that far.
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If you'd brought inthe toes,we might have been ableto reattach them.
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Must find toes.
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Conrad,where are the toes?
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The dog ate them.
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The dog ate them.
Well,that's that.
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When is he going to be ableto go home?
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- Does he have insurance?
- Oh,no.
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He can go home now.
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Hey.I didn't mean to blindside youwith peter.
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I just knew that,if you met him,you'D...
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have no choice...
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See thathe wasn't a threat.
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I got to go backto the houseand clean up somefucking toe blood.
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Dr. Larson to 4 west.
Dr. Larson to 4 west.
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In keeping with the spiritof tomorrow's local elections,
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tonight's topic will be"electoral collegevs.Popular vote."
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Advocating the popular vote,master shane botwin.
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My argument forthe popular vote...
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george W.Bush.
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But that's againstthe rules.
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How am I supposed to arguewhen he invokes the nameof the worst presidentwe've ever hadand then just sits?
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He didn't follow protocol.
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Just go,gretchen.
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This is totally unfair.
I forfeit.
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You suck!
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- nice job.
- It's a disaster.
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What are youtaing about?
You made her totallylose her shit.
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That's a win in my boo
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I made her hate meeven more.
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- Oh,my god,you like that girl?
- I love her.
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Does she know?
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I've never even spoken to her.
I've only kicked her.
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- Well,you know what that means?
- What?
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- You're gay.
- Shut up.Forget it.
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All right,so,you really like this girl?
Here's what you do.
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I've done it,dad did it,uncle andy does itall the time,and sometimesit even works.
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- whAt?
- Say something to her.
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Fuck you.
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Just do it.
It's not so hard.
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Easy for you to say.
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Not really.
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All women are evil,lying bitches,but I'm trying to bethe
good big brother here,
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so when she kicks the shitout of your heart,I'll buy you a beerwith my fake I.D.
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That idiot is going to win.
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- People like doug.
- People are stupid.
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- They elected youhead of the pta.
- Oh,please.
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I was like hitlerin munich.
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Those dimwits were just itchingfor somebody to follow.
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- You haven't lost yet.
- Give me a clue.
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I like to do itall by myself.
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Want to have sex?
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"A sky-high accessory,"10 letters.
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"Orion's belt."
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- Oh,shit,that's totally right.
- Oh,whoopee for me.
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thank you.
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- Nancy?
- Back off.
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Okay,I'm sorry,and I hopethat you won't letthe little "incident"between usru our friendship.
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- I have to vote.
- Nancy!
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My friend,my client.
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Thanks for showing upfor me.
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I need to reviewthe bond issues again.
I'm going to come backlater.
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She's going to votefor you.
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I'm going to gocast my ballot.
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Vote for yourself.
I'd hate to see youget shut out.
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Mr. Wilson!
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- why are you smiling?
- Oh,just wait.
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Where's my name?
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My name's not on the ballot!
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What the fuck?!
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- What did you do?
- Nothing.
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It's just a miracle.
God loves me.
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Where's my name?
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Excuse me,sir,only one personallowed in the booth at a time.
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My name's not on the ballot.
Where's my name?
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What name would that be?
Doug wilsonor mr. Fukhusen?
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You're responsiblefor this.
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I wish that I could take creditfor this --i really do.
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Doug,I'm sure there'sa reasonable explanation.
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Yes,your wife'sa cheating whore.
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Write me in.
Doug wilson -- write me in.
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Wait,are you really goingto let him do this?
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Mr. Wilson,I'm sorry.
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There's a law that clearlyprohibits any candidatefrom
campaigning within 300 feetof a polling place.
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Well,I'm not a candidatebecause my name's not onthe fucking ballot,asswipe!
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I am doug wilson,everybody!
Change only brings problems!
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- Doug wilson!
- Get out of here.
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295,296,297,298,299,300.
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Vote for doug wilson,the write-in candidate!
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Change just brings problems!
You know it's true!
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Doug wilson!
Who's your pal?
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Don't you just hatecelia hodes?
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Celia hodes has chlamydia!
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- What's that?
- Job applications.
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- You already have a job.
- Yes,I do.
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Soon,you will,too.
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If you don't want to goto college,work it is.
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Not this again.
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Starbucks,costplus,and ben & jerry'S.
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Agrestic is just brimmingwith job opportunitiesfor a young manwith a high-school diploma.
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- Mom,will you sign this?
- What is it?
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My letter of resignationfrom the debate team.
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Oh,this is a proud dayfor mommy.
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- Why are you quittingthe debate team?
- Personal reasons.
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- Would you like to sharethose personal reasons?
- No.
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Don't be such a pussy.
Just go upand talk to her.
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- Talk to who?
- None of your business.
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You two should talk,mother-son.
I'll catch you later.
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- Silas.
- Later,I promise.
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We'll have a walkor something.
I'm going to school.
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Who should you talk to?
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Gretchen.
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And gretchen'son the debate team?
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That's why you were wearingdad's cologne?
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Look,I already wentthrough this with silas.
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I-I'm just going to avoid herfor the rest of the year.
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Hey.
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I'm not going to let youoff the hook like that.
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You have to be brave.
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I hated your fatherwhen I first met him.
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He slept on a futon.
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He had a goatee.
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He hit on my roommate.
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But,over time,I got to know him,and we fell in love.
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I'm not saying you and gretchenare going to fall in love.
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You might not evenlike each otherif you spend time together,but...
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you have to give it a shot.
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Why do you alwayshave to bring up dad?
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Yael.
Shalom.
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- How's my little man?
- Ow,god!
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Uh,sorry,shooting pains.
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Didn't they give youmedication?
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Oh,I don't believein painkillers.
They're addictive,you know.
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What can I doto make you feel better?
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How about letting me pitchinstead of catch this time?
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Hello?
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Hi,sid.
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Thank you.
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It came down to threelousy votes --three fucking,lousy
votes.
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He wasn't evenon the fucking ballot.
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You'll get himnext time,tiger.
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There's not going to bea next time.
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I won.
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Hello?
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I'll keep my concessionspeech short.
Fuck you.
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Wow,that's brilliant.
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Apparently,my husbandis also your speechwriter.
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No,I came up with that oneall by myself.
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I even have it memorized.
You want to hear it again?
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Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!
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Loser.
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Speech!
Speech!
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I won.
I fucking won.
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That was not bad...
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for a skinny gimp.
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I found your gimlet spots,didn't I?
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Hey,wait,wait!
Hang out.
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I thought maybewe'd go again.
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I ve a life,you know.
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I can't spend all day in bed,like some people.
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Okay,okay.
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Well,will you come by later?
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I have a lot of workat school.
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When do you thinkyou'll be back?
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- Everyone misses you.
- Yeah,about that.
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I think god has a differentplan for me.
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying,now thatI'm partially toeless,there's no way I
can be sentto iraq,
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so I'm thinking,god wants meto do something elsebesides studyfor the rabbinate.
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I'm thinking maybe he wants meto open a microbreweryor...
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day-tradein oil futures.
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You can't commit to anything,can you?
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Don't say that.
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I'm committed to you.
Nothing is changingbetween us.
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I trusted you.
I put my job on the line.
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I thought you had ruach.
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I have tons of ruach!
I'm filled with it!
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"No ruach."
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You scrawny,selfish little pig.
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I did everything for you!
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God!
Fuck!Quit it.
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That dog should have bittenyour dick off!
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Yael!Yael!Shit!
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Who am I?
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Yesterday I was councilman doug.
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I could park anywhere.
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I had cutsies in every line --the bank,the movie theater.
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Hop fong'S.
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They gave me the three-itemcombo for the price of two.
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I got to drive the fire truck.
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And now...
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I got nothing.
Zilch,nada.
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I'm just anothercertified public asshole.
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- I'm sorry,doug.
- It's not your fault.
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Actually it is.
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I never filed yourintent-to-run papers.
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They were on my deskat work.
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I-I had them all filled outand ready to go,but then I got fired,
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and I threw them into a boxwhen I cleared out my office.
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And then I got tazeredand I...
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I guess I just forgotabout them.
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I don't know what to say.
I am really sorry.
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What?
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I said I was sorry.
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I completely fucked up,
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but now it is time for usto pull ourselves togetherand do some serioussoul-searching.
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- Jesus!
- You fucked up.
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Why do I have tosoul-search?
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You've ruined my life.
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Get the fuckout of my office.
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I've got pot.
Amazing pot.
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Get out of my office.
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So,here we are.
What's your plan?
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I want in.
In on what?
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I want us to do thistogether.
I think we would be goodtogether.
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Are we gonna start a band?
I want to help yousell pot.
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No.
No way.Next plan.
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There is no next plan.
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I can't get intoa decent school.
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I'm not working at starbucksjerking lattes for minimum wage,
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so it's the only thingthat really makes sense.
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I'll tell youwhat makes sense --going to a junior college,doing well,
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transferring to a decentuniversity makes sense.
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Face it,nancy,I'm no genius.
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I'm not gonna grow up and bea doctor or a lawyer,
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but I am goodat other things,and I could help you.
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Silas,I will never,ever,everlet you get involvedin what I do.I just won't!
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- I already am involved.
- This conversation is over.
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You're such a fuckinghypocrite.
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Yes,I am.
So live with it.
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You know,you thinkyou're protecting me,but you're not protecting mefrom a goddamn thing.
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Sweet-- nancy.
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Wait,darling.
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oh,god.
Uh,nancy,I left you a message.
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- What did it say?
- Hi.
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It said that,uh,I have tim.
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I have my son tonight.
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Yes,tim.
Hi,tim.
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What's she doing here?
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I thought it was justgoing to be us.
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- Don't be rude.
- I'm sorry.
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Bad timing.I should be going.
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Nice to see youagain,tim.
Peter,I'll call you.
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No,no,no.
You should stay.
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Tim and I were just goingto play a gameof "carcass" or something.
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Carcassonne -- it's inspiredby the medieval townof carcassonnein southern france,
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which is famous forits formidable city walls --
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that sounds so exciting.
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You didn't evenlet me explain.
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I-I'm just not reallyvery good at games.
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Well,my mom is.
I guessshe's a lot smarter than you.
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I wouldn't doubt thatfor a second.
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Go set up the game.
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- Sorry.
- No,it's my fault.
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I should have checkedmy messages.
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He goes back to his momin the morning.
Dinner tomorrow night?
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Great.
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Dad!
Are we gonna playor not?
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Just a sec!
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You're twice as smartas his mom.
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Conrad.
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Can I join you?
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It's your house.
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It's yours,too.
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No,I'm justthe night watchman.
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You're my partner.
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Whatever youwant to call me.
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I came here --
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how is it I can livefor 36 years,pack everything
that'simportant to me,
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and fit itinto a duffel bag?
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You packed a duffel bag?
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It's in my car right now.
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I came here to say --
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you came to sayyou're sorry again.
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You can still walk awayif you want.
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Nancy,don't take me to dinnerwith your husband one night,
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and then tell me I can walkthe next.I know I can walk.
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I know that.
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Are you...gonna walk?
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I'd be all alone.
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You got your husband.
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It's a businessarrangement.
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You got your friends.
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Your kids.
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Shit,I got a fuckingduffel bag.
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- Sometimes I wishthat's all I had.
- No,you don'T.
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Sometimes.
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I love my kids.
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I love my kidsmore than anything,but sometimes
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I thinkwhat it would have been likeif they diedwhen judah
died.
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What it would be likenot to have to worry.
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To be only responsiblefor me...and free.
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How nice...
that might feel.
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How horrible is that?
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I'm an...
awful...horrible person.
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- I can't go home stoned.
- It's okay.
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- I can't be stonedin front of my kids.
- Two hours.
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You'll be cleanin two hours.
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This shit's gonna haveyour name on it.
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It would be kind of weirdnot to try it.
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At least once.
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- I love my kids.
- I know you do.
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They're my life.
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One hit takes the shitand rolls it back.
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Two...
takes it out the house.
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You packed a duffel bag?
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If I was going,I'd be gone.
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What are we gonna dofor two hours?
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Watch the grass grow...
literally.
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Sounds like fun.
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- Dean?
- Yes,councilwoman hodes?
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You're gonna have to stopsmoking pot.
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I can't have yougetting busted.
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I am making agrestica drug-free zone.
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Warn your dealer.
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Mind your motherfuckin'businessand let them smoke!
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Weeds
Season 2 Episode 07