1 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:04,900 It's a shame that 2 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,500 the one house in the neighborhood that attempted originality 3 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,800 chose this. 4 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:11,900 If I'm elected, 5 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,300 people like this are gonna have to pay a fine. 6 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,600 I'll call it "This is not fine" fine and I'll just keep collecting it 7 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:21,200 until they can't pay their mortgage and the bank repossesses their house. 8 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:22,400 With that in mind, 9 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:25,100 I'll go tell the neighbors how enlightened you are. 10 00:01:27,606 --> 00:01:28,800 - Hi. - Hello. 11 00:01:28,901 --> 00:01:30,706 I'm Celia Hodes. 12 00:01:31,307 --> 00:01:34,704 - I love your statuary. - Oh, thank you. 13 00:01:34,801 --> 00:01:36,908 I just ordered the gazelle. 14 00:01:37,006 --> 00:01:38,400 Wow! 15 00:01:39,008 --> 00:01:40,700 Oh, no, thank you. 16 00:01:40,808 --> 00:01:44,601 No, no, I'm selling anything. This is my campaign litterature. 17 00:01:44,816 --> 00:01:46,602 I'm running for city council. 18 00:01:46,705 --> 00:01:48,200 And I would love your support. 19 00:01:48,306 --> 00:01:51,202 - I'm voting for Doug Wilson. - Really? 20 00:01:51,407 --> 00:01:54,301 - Why? - I like his campaign slogan. 21 00:01:54,408 --> 00:01:57,903 "Change just brings problems." 22 00:02:01,006 --> 00:02:03,100 Fucking immigrants. 23 00:02:03,605 --> 00:02:05,200 How did it go? 24 00:02:05,606 --> 00:02:08,801 I think they are Doug loyalists. 25 00:02:08,906 --> 00:02:10,402 Why is everybody so stupid? 26 00:02:10,907 --> 00:02:12,403 Look at the bright side: 27 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:15,002 like the rest of America, most of them won't vote. 28 00:02:15,106 --> 00:02:15,800 Mom! 29 00:02:16,907 --> 00:02:19,001 This lady wants to talk to you. 30 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:22,201 Excuse me. Duty calls. 31 00:02:24,807 --> 00:02:27,603 Hi. Celia? Lane Cassidy. 32 00:02:27,708 --> 00:02:31,300 Hi, Lane. Celia Hodes running for city council. 33 00:02:31,405 --> 00:02:33,501 Did you have some questions about my campaign? 34 00:02:33,706 --> 00:02:37,302 No, it's your daughter. She's absolutely perfect. 35 00:02:38,806 --> 00:02:41,202 - For what? - Modeling. 36 00:02:41,306 --> 00:02:42,803 Ok, well, that's just cruel. 37 00:02:42,907 --> 00:02:45,002 Come on, Isabel, step away from the crazy person. 38 00:02:45,107 --> 00:02:47,300 No, wait, wait, wait. I'm a Huskaroo rep. 39 00:02:47,607 --> 00:02:49,302 A what? 40 00:02:49,407 --> 00:02:52,800 Huskaroo. It's a clothing line for larger children 41 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:56,003 - and we are casting for models. - That sounds awesome! 42 00:02:56,506 --> 00:02:58,302 Yeah, well, keep your sweat pants on. 43 00:02:58,506 --> 00:03:01,802 My daughter is not modeling fat clothes. 44 00:03:01,907 --> 00:03:03,502 They're just roomier. 45 00:03:04,007 --> 00:03:05,601 Well, if you change your mind, 46 00:03:05,708 --> 00:03:07,802 call me. 47 00:03:09,208 --> 00:03:10,803 This is so not gonna happen. 48 00:03:11,905 --> 00:03:13,600 - Hello. - Hello. 49 00:03:13,707 --> 00:03:16,503 - You busy tonight? - It's kinda short notice. 50 00:03:16,605 --> 00:03:19,303 You can't just call a girl at the last minute and ask her out. 51 00:03:19,405 --> 00:03:21,802 Now that we're married you're using the rules on me? 52 00:03:21,905 --> 00:03:26,503 Well, truth is I'm gonna be exhausted. I'll be no fun. 53 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:29,400 - What about tomorrow night? - Movie night with Shane. 54 00:03:29,805 --> 00:03:32,002 Uh... Sunday? 55 00:03:32,107 --> 00:03:35,502 Can't. I'm going undercover for weeks, I won't be able to see you. 56 00:03:35,607 --> 00:03:37,602 Unless you're walking down Pacific Beach 57 00:03:37,705 --> 00:03:39,800 and you wanna get your tongue pierced. 58 00:03:39,908 --> 00:03:41,303 Mom, I wanna be a model. 59 00:03:41,406 --> 00:03:43,802 Get an eating disorder and we'll talk then. 60 00:03:44,706 --> 00:03:46,002 I gotta go. 61 00:03:46,208 --> 00:03:48,002 Fine. Choose your kid over me. 62 00:03:48,108 --> 00:03:49,502 Everytime but... 63 00:03:49,608 --> 00:03:51,600 you're ahead of my brother-in-law. 64 00:03:51,805 --> 00:03:53,501 When I get back, you're gonna date me, woman. 65 00:03:53,607 --> 00:03:54,403 Yes, sir. 66 00:03:55,506 --> 00:03:58,502 Mom, I need to get back to school because lunch break's almost over. 67 00:03:58,607 --> 00:04:00,000 Can you please give me a ride? 68 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:01,602 Run back... 69 00:04:01,707 --> 00:04:05,701 then maybe strangers won't ask you to model plus size fashion. 70 00:04:07,406 --> 00:04:09,602 - So, who was that? - Nobody. 71 00:04:09,706 --> 00:04:11,600 - A guy? - Celia! 72 00:04:11,606 --> 00:04:15,300 If you weren't dating already, it's about time you started. 73 00:04:15,406 --> 00:04:17,800 If you think I'm ready then I guess I am. 74 00:04:17,906 --> 00:04:20,200 Hey, what about going out with Mr. Luterstein? 75 00:04:20,306 --> 00:04:23,200 - He's fat. Very gay. - What about Mr. Conser? 76 00:04:23,308 --> 00:04:24,702 - Cock-eyed. - Harry Lipman? 77 00:04:24,805 --> 00:04:27,600 - He's in his 60s. - Yeah, but he has a Segway. 78 00:04:28,807 --> 00:04:33,200 Besides it's pretty slim pickens for us at our age. 79 00:04:33,706 --> 00:04:35,302 How are things with Dean? 80 00:04:35,707 --> 00:04:38,201 Oh, let's see: he's a fucking loser 81 00:04:38,405 --> 00:04:40,401 with a body shaped like Cadbury egg. 82 00:04:40,507 --> 00:04:42,602 Only with hair all over it. 83 00:04:42,707 --> 00:04:45,801 But on the plus side, he's tiny, he has a decent job. 84 00:04:45,905 --> 00:04:48,100 Sorry, Mr. Hodes, you can't take the chair. 85 00:04:48,805 --> 00:04:52,203 This is my chair. I bought it from Relaxaback with my own money. 86 00:04:52,307 --> 00:04:53,101 I can't believe this! 87 00:04:53,206 --> 00:04:55,400 Well, we're gonna need your parking pass, sir. 88 00:04:59,107 --> 00:05:01,603 - Thank you. - Fucking... fuckers fucked! 89 00:05:01,708 --> 00:05:03,103 Mr. Hodes, that's not appropriate. 90 00:05:03,207 --> 00:05:05,701 Cheap ass corporate cocksuckings cocks! 91 00:05:05,807 --> 00:05:07,301 Sir, please, I kinda like you. 92 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:09,203 I'm filing you for maltermination suit, 93 00:05:09,306 --> 00:05:11,900 you dirty lying stingy ass cunt pricks 94 00:05:12,008 --> 00:05:13,802 with your bullshit expense accounts! 95 00:05:13,907 --> 00:05:15,901 Fuck all of you! Fuck all of you! 96 00:05:16,008 --> 00:05:17,603 - Sir! - You too! You too! 97 00:05:17,705 --> 00:05:20,300 I know how you break in Edwin's office and how you rug... 98 00:05:27,206 --> 00:05:29,402 That's bullshit about Tara and Eric. 99 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:32,903 - No way did he bone her. - Says he got a handjob. 100 00:05:33,008 --> 00:05:35,802 So? Big deal! Candy gives it to me all the time. 101 00:05:35,806 --> 00:05:38,103 Dude, that slut gives them to everybody. 102 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:40,803 Not to Strange Botwin she doesn't. 103 00:05:41,205 --> 00:05:42,401 I bet he's never had one. 104 00:05:42,505 --> 00:05:44,602 Can't even find somebody to lunch with. 105 00:05:51,406 --> 00:05:53,203 Lacy Laplante? 106 00:05:54,807 --> 00:05:57,801 My boy said that it means "the plant". Seemed appropriate. 107 00:05:57,906 --> 00:06:00,403 Yeah. Why not just call me Mary Jane Dealer? 108 00:06:00,506 --> 00:06:02,303 Look, if anything they'll think you're a stripper. 109 00:06:02,406 --> 00:06:03,703 You're sure this is gonna work? 110 00:06:03,806 --> 00:06:04,901 Just be cool. 111 00:06:08,006 --> 00:06:08,800 Next. 112 00:06:11,907 --> 00:06:13,903 I set up an account over the phone today 113 00:06:14,008 --> 00:06:16,303 and I'm here to pay the deposit in cash. 114 00:06:16,405 --> 00:06:18,501 Driver's license and social please. 115 00:06:23,308 --> 00:06:24,801 What are these? 116 00:06:25,607 --> 00:06:28,902 I'm from Canada... eh? 117 00:06:29,607 --> 00:06:32,100 I'm not sure if we can accept these, lady. 118 00:06:33,308 --> 00:06:36,601 Look, I just moved down here and I don't have a license or social yet. 119 00:06:36,708 --> 00:06:39,102 But I really, really need electricity by tomorrow. 120 00:06:39,208 --> 00:06:42,501 What? You can't miss Oprah for one day? 121 00:06:42,606 --> 00:06:46,800 My husband is on a ventilator and his medevac lands in the morning. 122 00:06:47,308 --> 00:06:49,500 All right, I'll see what I can do. 123 00:06:51,305 --> 00:06:53,102 Sorry about your husband. 124 00:06:53,208 --> 00:06:53,800 Hockey. 125 00:06:54,008 --> 00:06:56,302 A forward from Mouston checked him so hard that 126 00:06:56,405 --> 00:06:58,200 his sternum broke and he punctured a lung. 127 00:06:58,307 --> 00:06:59,903 That's when they found the cancer. 128 00:07:00,005 --> 00:07:02,000 We moved here to be close to a specialist. 129 00:07:02,207 --> 00:07:04,001 Sorry about the Oprah crack. 130 00:07:04,105 --> 00:07:06,402 Just give me power and we'll call it even. 131 00:07:07,005 --> 00:07:10,801 Yes, Mrs. Laplante. No problem. 132 00:07:14,007 --> 00:07:15,103 Did you do it? 133 00:07:15,205 --> 00:07:16,803 Lacey is... 134 00:07:17,007 --> 00:07:18,201 a fucking... 135 00:07:18,708 --> 00:07:20,402 badass. 136 00:07:25,008 --> 00:07:27,901 Hey! Look, what I found in the closet: a hookah. 137 00:07:28,107 --> 00:07:29,601 Oh, cool, man. 138 00:07:30,206 --> 00:07:31,302 Let's fire her up! 139 00:07:32,807 --> 00:07:35,203 Oh, a hookah! 140 00:07:35,608 --> 00:07:37,502 Mr. Avakian, the guy that owns this house, 141 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,600 would always ask me to share a hookah with him. 142 00:07:39,707 --> 00:07:42,302 I thought he was just some creepy armenian perv. 143 00:07:42,407 --> 00:07:44,403 Now I realize he was just a party brother. 144 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:51,806 How cool would it be if there was a genie in this hookah? 145 00:07:51,907 --> 00:07:53,204 Not for him, he'd be on fire. 146 00:07:53,301 --> 00:07:56,408 Yeah. What if he popped out first though? 147 00:07:56,508 --> 00:07:59,103 And granted you a wish, what would it be? 148 00:08:00,706 --> 00:08:03,001 Ok. All right. 149 00:08:04,406 --> 00:08:07,703 There's this authentic Chinese restaurant 150 00:08:07,705 --> 00:08:09,501 I went to in San Francisco once. 151 00:08:09,605 --> 00:08:13,103 Had the greatest General Tso chicken ever. 152 00:08:13,206 --> 00:08:14,702 I'd wish... 153 00:08:14,807 --> 00:08:16,303 to fuck the hostess. 154 00:08:16,407 --> 00:08:17,903 You? 155 00:08:18,008 --> 00:08:21,402 $180 billion. 156 00:08:21,606 --> 00:08:23,702 Oh... Cash over ass, huh? 157 00:08:24,008 --> 00:08:25,800 Cash equals ass. 158 00:08:25,907 --> 00:08:28,403 What was I thinking taking ass over cash? 159 00:08:28,705 --> 00:08:30,503 Guess I'm even hornier than I thought. 160 00:08:30,606 --> 00:08:33,000 Things with wifey slowing down, huh? 161 00:08:33,105 --> 00:08:36,102 It used to be wild. I mean intense. 162 00:08:37,207 --> 00:08:42,000 But how do you ask a woman that makes your kids lunches 163 00:08:42,108 --> 00:08:46,202 to suck your balls and spread her ass open like a geometry compass? 164 00:08:46,307 --> 00:08:49,203 How, Andy? How? 165 00:08:50,505 --> 00:08:52,901 I don't like this game anymore. 166 00:08:56,306 --> 00:08:57,902 We are good to grow. 167 00:08:59,605 --> 00:09:01,201 You're high already! 168 00:09:01,406 --> 00:09:03,002 It's not even 4:20. 169 00:09:03,106 --> 00:09:05,602 If you want me to do manual labor, don't expect me to be lucid. 170 00:09:05,708 --> 00:09:08,902 What's the point of cleaning anyway? We're just gonna be planting. 171 00:09:09,207 --> 00:09:11,203 The grow area has to be completely sterilized. 172 00:09:11,307 --> 00:09:13,800 There can't be any germs or bacterias in here. 173 00:09:13,905 --> 00:09:15,300 How do we get rid of those boxes? 174 00:09:15,408 --> 00:09:17,803 You must mean the boxes I spent all yesterday afternoon setting up. 175 00:09:17,915 --> 00:09:20,200 We don't. That's our false front. 176 00:09:22,905 --> 00:09:24,901 Who the fuck is that? 177 00:09:25,507 --> 00:09:27,203 That's me. Planning ahead. 178 00:09:27,307 --> 00:09:31,800 What the hell part of "discretion" do you not understand? 179 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,601 "Cretion". I know the "dis" part. 180 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,601 Whose name did you sign up with? 181 00:09:35,807 --> 00:09:37,503 Nancy Botwin... Oh, shit! 182 00:09:37,607 --> 00:09:39,901 I am Lacey Laplante, you idiot. 183 00:09:40,006 --> 00:09:42,102 I thought it would be nice if we had internet. 184 00:09:42,106 --> 00:09:43,603 Bring a penthouse. 185 00:09:45,506 --> 00:09:48,103 Hey, we changed our minds. We think the Internet is just a phase. 186 00:09:48,206 --> 00:09:50,500 Could you please rip up... As a matter of fact... 187 00:09:52,108 --> 00:09:53,702 Save you the trouble. 188 00:09:57,206 --> 00:09:58,903 You know what? As much as I like to indulge, 189 00:09:59,007 --> 00:10:00,300 we have a lot of work to do. 190 00:10:00,406 --> 00:10:01,902 All the equipments are being delivered tomorrow. 191 00:10:02,008 --> 00:10:04,001 Victor is coming over to set it up. 192 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,702 So much for being discrete. 193 00:10:06,808 --> 00:10:08,602 Yeah, you're sure we trust this guy, right? 194 00:10:08,707 --> 00:10:11,401 Yo, 98% of Victor's business is setting up grow houses. 195 00:10:11,605 --> 00:10:14,903 He rats out one person, he fucks his entire livelihood. 196 00:10:15,008 --> 00:10:17,300 You know what? I would like to set this up ourselves 197 00:10:17,508 --> 00:10:19,503 but in case you haven't noticed, there are times 198 00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:23,802 when our little posse seems like the fucking Bad News Drug Dealers. 199 00:10:24,205 --> 00:10:26,301 And the equipment that I got is pretty sophisticated. 200 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:28,402 Just how sophisticated are we talking about? 201 00:10:28,505 --> 00:10:29,902 I'm talking about top of the line. 202 00:10:30,008 --> 00:10:34,102 Not of this cheap passive weak system bullshit. 203 00:10:34,606 --> 00:10:36,603 Is this your way of telling me you went over budget? 204 00:10:36,706 --> 00:10:38,702 Baby, let's not get hang up on corrosive. 205 00:10:38,808 --> 00:10:41,900 My projecting say we're gonna be generating a million plus in year of revenues. 206 00:10:42,007 --> 00:10:42,801 What numbers? 207 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:45,102 20 metal highlight hood locks bulbs, 2,000 a pop. 208 00:10:45,206 --> 00:10:47,202 We're looking at multiple gallon reservoirs. 209 00:10:47,308 --> 00:10:50,102 Pumps, 10 wall fans. 210 00:10:50,207 --> 00:10:51,701 What? 10% over? 211 00:10:51,805 --> 00:10:53,303 Baby, baby, this is is my vision, all right? 212 00:10:53,407 --> 00:10:55,903 And when I do something, I do it right. Nothing half-ass. 213 00:10:56,008 --> 00:10:57,303 I mean we got the cash, right? 214 00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:58,900 What if we don't? 215 00:10:59,905 --> 00:11:01,403 Do you have the cash? 216 00:11:01,405 --> 00:11:02,100 No. 217 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:06,203 Lacey Laplante might. 218 00:11:06,306 --> 00:11:08,300 Why do you be playing with me like this? 219 00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:11,702 So who's that? DirectTV? 220 00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:13,202 Probably. 221 00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:15,502 Jesus Christ. 222 00:11:16,608 --> 00:11:17,900 Oh, it's just Dean. 223 00:11:32,707 --> 00:11:33,601 You okay? 224 00:11:33,706 --> 00:11:35,200 I guess we're square now. 225 00:11:35,907 --> 00:11:38,001 Hey. How come... 226 00:11:38,206 --> 00:11:40,200 How come Dean doesn't have to clean? 227 00:11:57,708 --> 00:11:58,602 What's the matter? 228 00:11:58,705 --> 00:12:01,003 Everyone at my grade has already gotten a handjob. 229 00:12:01,106 --> 00:12:03,301 Congrats, little stud. How was it? 230 00:12:03,507 --> 00:12:06,202 No, everyone but me. 231 00:12:06,807 --> 00:12:08,603 Now they're making fun of me. 232 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,201 Fuck them. 233 00:12:12,406 --> 00:12:13,903 When you'll win the Pulitzer price, 234 00:12:14,107 --> 00:12:15,403 you know how much pussy you're gonna get? 235 00:12:15,507 --> 00:12:17,001 I can't wait that long. 236 00:12:17,407 --> 00:12:19,300 What am I gonna do? 237 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:24,002 Well, that's easy enough, young man. 238 00:12:24,808 --> 00:12:25,600 Huh? 239 00:12:25,807 --> 00:12:28,003 Don't ever say I'm not a good uncle. 240 00:12:33,508 --> 00:12:36,500 Mimosa, my darling? 241 00:12:36,608 --> 00:12:38,502 Isn't it a little early to be drinking? 242 00:12:38,707 --> 00:12:40,003 Even for you, Celia. 243 00:12:40,606 --> 00:12:43,702 - Big day today? - Oh yeah, yeah. 244 00:12:44,207 --> 00:12:48,101 I had to take depositions. Huge case. 245 00:12:48,808 --> 00:12:53,202 Yeah, our client wants to sue the city. 246 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:59,303 Dean, it's Jack. Sorry about what happened today, buddy. 247 00:12:59,407 --> 00:13:01,603 If you need a recommendation, let me know. 248 00:13:04,206 --> 00:13:07,603 Hi, Mr. Hodes it's Starla. 249 00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:10,500 I spoke to Blue Cross and you're eligible for this thing called 250 00:13:10,607 --> 00:13:12,601 Cobra Continuation Coverage. 251 00:13:12,707 --> 00:13:14,703 And I'm not supposed to be talking to you anymore 252 00:13:14,908 --> 00:13:16,302 so call my cellphone. Bye! 253 00:13:25,107 --> 00:13:29,701 I was the one who recommended that they downsized. 254 00:13:31,305 --> 00:13:33,701 I dedicated my life to that firm. 255 00:13:36,006 --> 00:13:39,402 How could you do this to me? 256 00:13:42,605 --> 00:13:44,701 Oh, he ain't even called yet. 257 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:48,403 Love has found Heylia James. 258 00:13:48,908 --> 00:13:50,300 Girl, you better stop. 259 00:13:51,008 --> 00:13:52,803 Just 'cause you ain't got nobody in your business 260 00:13:52,907 --> 00:13:54,601 don't mean you can be all up in mine. 261 00:13:54,707 --> 00:13:55,803 Did he say that he was gonna call? 262 00:13:55,905 --> 00:13:56,901 I said "call me" 263 00:13:57,107 --> 00:13:58,701 and he said "I don't have your number" 264 00:13:58,807 --> 00:14:01,202 so I said "I'm listed", the home phone anyway. 265 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,602 Haven't left the house in 2 days. 266 00:14:04,307 --> 00:14:06,203 How fucking pathetic is that? 267 00:14:06,306 --> 00:14:07,400 It's cute. 268 00:14:08,406 --> 00:14:11,203 If he wasn't hoping for the global destruction of the white race, 269 00:14:11,307 --> 00:14:13,202 I might really be rooting for you two. 270 00:14:13,306 --> 00:14:14,502 He don't mean that shit. 271 00:14:14,608 --> 00:14:18,300 Well, maybe he do. I just like him. 272 00:14:18,406 --> 00:14:20,900 Sometimes you fall for the wrong people. 273 00:14:21,507 --> 00:14:25,001 Something about the way they smell or smile 274 00:14:25,107 --> 00:14:29,201 or carry a little pack of tissues in their pockets. 275 00:14:29,308 --> 00:14:31,803 Maybe you do got somebody in your business. 276 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,900 Yeah, he's in his 60s and he rides a segway 277 00:14:35,006 --> 00:14:36,303 but there's something about him. 278 00:14:36,507 --> 00:14:37,503 What the fuck's a segway? 279 00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:42,900 It's a thing with 2 wheels that rich white people ride. 280 00:14:43,105 --> 00:14:46,502 Well, ain't the lucky star shining on your lily pots. 281 00:14:46,605 --> 00:14:48,302 Even if I break master 282 00:14:48,408 --> 00:14:51,703 I ain't getting boo for Allah knows how long. 283 00:14:51,907 --> 00:14:55,502 Still... gives you a reason to get dressed in the morning. 284 00:14:58,906 --> 00:15:00,802 What if she doesn't like me? 285 00:15:01,107 --> 00:15:04,500 $80 and a generous tip says she will. 286 00:15:04,607 --> 00:15:05,801 Now keep your mouth shut, 287 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,200 consider this an early birthday present. 288 00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:11,700 Are you getting one too? 289 00:15:11,806 --> 00:15:13,402 I've got a date in a few hours. 290 00:15:13,605 --> 00:15:14,602 Of course i'm getting one. 291 00:15:14,808 --> 00:15:17,000 No way to stay cool if you're backed up. 292 00:15:20,008 --> 00:15:21,903 Nice wedding band. 293 00:15:25,505 --> 00:15:27,103 Who next? 294 00:15:28,705 --> 00:15:29,702 Hi. 295 00:15:30,206 --> 00:15:32,503 My little buddy over here is a first timer. 296 00:15:32,606 --> 00:15:34,901 I mean he's done the self-serve but he's looking for a full. 297 00:15:35,005 --> 00:15:36,503 Do you have any students discounts? 298 00:15:36,607 --> 00:15:39,202 You go away! Inappropriate! 299 00:15:39,308 --> 00:15:42,903 - Inappropriate behavior. - Is this a negociating play? 300 00:15:43,005 --> 00:15:44,802 You don't bring a little boy in here. 301 00:15:44,906 --> 00:15:46,401 What? His money's not green? 302 00:15:46,506 --> 00:15:48,502 Come on! He's been saving his allowance for weeks. 303 00:15:48,606 --> 00:15:51,302 You, I do. Little boy, no. 304 00:15:52,406 --> 00:15:53,601 Where's Rhea? 305 00:15:53,705 --> 00:15:55,601 - Rhea! - What? 306 00:15:55,807 --> 00:15:56,900 Andrew. 307 00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:01,200 It's so nice to see you. It's been a while. 308 00:16:01,307 --> 00:16:03,101 You have a date tonight? 309 00:16:03,207 --> 00:16:05,701 Would you tell Mrs. Saigon we're here for business? 310 00:16:05,807 --> 00:16:08,501 He want happy finish for little boy. 311 00:16:08,606 --> 00:16:10,300 Inappropriate! 312 00:16:11,007 --> 00:16:13,703 He is 18 with a glandular problem, right? 313 00:16:13,805 --> 00:16:16,001 - Of course! - He little boy! 314 00:16:16,107 --> 00:16:18,803 If she won't do it, what can I do? 315 00:16:18,906 --> 00:16:20,300 - Artritis. - Oh, there's.. 316 00:16:20,408 --> 00:16:22,703 And gingivitis. 317 00:16:26,105 --> 00:16:28,703 Sorry, little buddy. 318 00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:32,202 N o! 319 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,703 Don't cry. 320 00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:36,000 Don't cry. 321 00:16:41,705 --> 00:16:44,003 Ok. Come in. 322 00:16:51,705 --> 00:16:55,401 Nice move with the tears, kid. 323 00:17:00,406 --> 00:17:03,500 - I'm going to Megan's. - Of course. 324 00:17:05,808 --> 00:17:08,303 Lupita, I'm sorry I took all your supplies. 325 00:17:08,405 --> 00:17:11,700 You did? I mean you should ask. 326 00:17:12,107 --> 00:17:13,900 I get nothing done. 327 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,301 What did you clean? 328 00:17:15,406 --> 00:17:18,101 A homeless shelter. Made me feel good. 329 00:17:18,207 --> 00:17:20,802 You know, you can clean the whole house... 330 00:17:21,005 --> 00:17:22,600 Make you feel great. 331 00:17:23,305 --> 00:17:25,501 I wouldn't want to take that away from you. 332 00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:29,702 Andy, where were you? 333 00:17:29,905 --> 00:17:31,801 You were supposed to help me clean. 334 00:17:31,905 --> 00:17:33,300 At the homeless shelter. 335 00:17:33,405 --> 00:17:35,701 Oh yeah, the homeless shelter. Well... 336 00:17:36,006 --> 00:17:38,301 I've been doing my own good work. 337 00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:41,503 I need to take a nap. 338 00:17:41,605 --> 00:17:43,600 Shane, what about movie night? 339 00:17:43,908 --> 00:17:45,501 I'm tired, mom. 340 00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:46,901 Sweet dreams! 341 00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,801 I've been stood up! 342 00:17:50,905 --> 00:17:53,302 Well, I gotta go ready for a date so... 343 00:17:53,408 --> 00:17:55,301 catch you later, Mrs. Lonely Hearts. 344 00:18:00,506 --> 00:18:01,502 Hello. 345 00:18:01,605 --> 00:18:04,903 It's me. You still wanna go out tonight? 346 00:18:05,005 --> 00:18:07,300 Maybe I'm not available on such short notice. 347 00:18:07,407 --> 00:18:08,400 Are you? 348 00:18:08,705 --> 00:18:10,603 I can go for a steak. 349 00:18:11,407 --> 00:18:13,103 Food's boring. 350 00:18:13,805 --> 00:18:15,501 Let's do something exciting. 351 00:18:29,006 --> 00:18:32,002 - Sure you've never done this? - You're a good teacher. 352 00:18:32,105 --> 00:18:33,701 18 years on the job. 353 00:18:34,607 --> 00:18:37,702 - Ever killed anybody? - 18 years on the job. 354 00:18:43,307 --> 00:18:45,003 What's to stop 355 00:18:45,108 --> 00:18:49,903 you or me or them from just blowing somebody away? 356 00:18:50,008 --> 00:18:50,901 Death row. 357 00:18:52,607 --> 00:18:53,700 Ok. 358 00:18:55,206 --> 00:18:56,101 Your turn. 359 00:18:56,305 --> 00:18:57,102 It's okay. 360 00:19:06,707 --> 00:19:07,903 One more! 361 00:19:08,008 --> 00:19:09,503 You have uh... 362 00:19:10,508 --> 00:19:11,801 amazing shoulders. 363 00:19:11,906 --> 00:19:13,401 No, they're tarnished. 364 00:19:13,506 --> 00:19:17,001 Look, bullet wound from the army. 365 00:19:17,308 --> 00:19:18,503 You saw battle? 366 00:19:18,606 --> 00:19:20,103 Israeli men are very macho. 367 00:19:20,308 --> 00:19:23,301 Everything is all fine when you bring another woman into bed. 368 00:19:23,608 --> 00:19:26,601 But you bring another man and they go crazy! 369 00:19:27,406 --> 00:19:29,100 So he shot you? 370 00:19:29,206 --> 00:19:31,203 To be honest, if he hadn't, 371 00:19:31,306 --> 00:19:32,901 I would have thought he was a faggot. 372 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,902 And the sex was great that night. 373 00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:38,703 The pain and the pleasure... 374 00:19:39,305 --> 00:19:41,201 very exciting. 375 00:19:41,808 --> 00:19:42,902 Here you go. 376 00:19:51,105 --> 00:19:54,101 - Hello. - Heylia, this is Joseph. 377 00:19:55,408 --> 00:19:56,601 Joseph? 378 00:19:57,508 --> 00:19:58,802 Joseph. 379 00:20:00,006 --> 00:20:02,001 So, how are you? 380 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:05,303 Well, I'm feeling somewhat conflicted, Heylia. 381 00:20:05,408 --> 00:20:07,000 As a follower of Islam, 382 00:20:07,108 --> 00:20:09,801 one of the evils we must be watchful for is the 383 00:20:10,107 --> 00:20:13,000 enticing beauty of women. 384 00:20:13,105 --> 00:20:14,300 Yet I... 385 00:20:14,406 --> 00:20:16,102 I'd very much like to see you. 386 00:20:16,308 --> 00:20:17,603 That's a compliment, right? 387 00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:19,501 Are you available for marriage? 388 00:20:19,706 --> 00:20:22,702 Excuse me! Did you just propose? 389 00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:26,400 Damn, you don't waste no time for your God. 390 00:20:26,507 --> 00:20:29,401 Oh, no, no, I'm sorry if you misunderstood. 391 00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:34,202 I was just enquiring if you were available for marriage down the line. 392 00:20:34,406 --> 00:20:38,301 Right now I wish us to get better acquainted. 393 00:20:39,507 --> 00:20:42,701 I just love the way you talk. 394 00:20:43,206 --> 00:20:45,003 You wanna date me, right? 395 00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:47,001 Look, I've been waiting here for 2 hours. 396 00:20:47,106 --> 00:20:48,800 Excuse me just a minute, Heylia. 397 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:52,602 I understand your frustration, ma'am. 398 00:20:52,706 --> 00:20:56,301 We will find your bags. I'm doing my best. 399 00:20:57,607 --> 00:20:59,101 Devil bitch. 400 00:20:59,206 --> 00:21:03,803 Heylia, I'm afraid anything beyond phone calls would be 401 00:21:04,008 --> 00:21:05,800 unwise at this juncture. 402 00:21:06,608 --> 00:21:09,102 The temptation would be too great. 403 00:21:09,306 --> 00:21:12,200 How long is it gonna take until you get unwise 'cause... 404 00:21:13,007 --> 00:21:16,801 No disrespect to Mohammad but I think you're damn fine 405 00:21:16,807 --> 00:21:19,003 and I wanna see you face to face. 406 00:21:19,106 --> 00:21:20,601 I'll see you in 40 minutes. 407 00:21:26,607 --> 00:21:27,900 What are you doing? 408 00:21:28,005 --> 00:21:30,701 Oh, I'm... I thought we were hitting it off. 409 00:21:31,508 --> 00:21:33,403 - Yeah, we are. - Good. 410 00:21:35,306 --> 00:21:39,801 Oh, I'm sorry, it's too soon 411 00:21:40,006 --> 00:21:41,602 since your lover died. 412 00:21:41,807 --> 00:21:43,401 No, I've been with many men. 413 00:21:44,007 --> 00:21:45,800 Helps to get over things. 414 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,001 Good. 415 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,500 Am I getting mixed messages here or... 416 00:21:50,605 --> 00:21:51,401 Look... 417 00:21:52,706 --> 00:21:54,200 you're adorable. 418 00:21:54,807 --> 00:21:56,801 But I'm not attracted to you. 419 00:21:57,908 --> 00:21:59,600 Sorry. 420 00:21:59,805 --> 00:22:01,700 Are you a chubby chaser or something? 421 00:22:01,805 --> 00:22:04,103 No, just... 422 00:22:04,707 --> 00:22:08,402 I like a man. Someone big and strong. 423 00:22:09,108 --> 00:22:11,201 Someone who can grow a beard. 424 00:22:11,305 --> 00:22:14,500 You're pretty. And I could flip you like a pancake. 425 00:22:14,908 --> 00:22:18,403 You'd ask permission instead of slamming up against the wall 426 00:22:18,508 --> 00:22:21,601 and fucking me until I cum like a volcano. 427 00:22:22,707 --> 00:22:25,702 But we can still be friends, right? 428 00:22:28,407 --> 00:22:32,400 I wanna try the Glock next or maybe the Magnum. 429 00:22:32,508 --> 00:22:35,301 Easy there, cowgirl. Maybe next time. 430 00:22:35,506 --> 00:22:36,803 We're done? 431 00:22:37,306 --> 00:22:39,800 I've got a long drive to Pacific Beach 432 00:22:39,907 --> 00:22:42,800 and it takes me hours to sterilize my piercing needles. 433 00:22:42,908 --> 00:22:44,000 Sorry. 434 00:22:45,007 --> 00:22:46,902 You like going undercover? 435 00:22:47,607 --> 00:22:49,401 With you I do. 436 00:22:49,507 --> 00:22:52,301 Come on, it's exciting, isn't it? 437 00:22:52,807 --> 00:22:57,201 Until you get shot in the ass by a meth freak with a nail gun. 438 00:22:58,105 --> 00:23:00,103 Yeah, it's exciting. 439 00:23:02,907 --> 00:23:03,700 Bye. 440 00:23:10,208 --> 00:23:13,701 Can I try the shiny one with the pretty pearly grip? 441 00:23:13,807 --> 00:23:15,502 Sorry, we're closing in 10 minutes. 442 00:23:15,606 --> 00:23:19,003 You don't have to go home but you can't shoot here. 443 00:23:19,806 --> 00:23:23,302 Oh, here's your license, Mrs. Laplante. 444 00:23:23,608 --> 00:23:27,602 It's Lacey. My mother is Mrs. Laplante. 445 00:23:41,306 --> 00:23:43,300 What are you doing back here? 446 00:23:43,406 --> 00:23:45,903 How often are you gonna see a grow house being built? 447 00:23:47,308 --> 00:23:49,100 Close your eyes. 448 00:23:49,207 --> 00:23:51,003 - Close your eyes. - Shut up. 449 00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:52,600 I'm serious. Come on. 450 00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:54,901 Close your eyes. Step in. 451 00:23:57,406 --> 00:23:58,600 Now... 452 00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:01,003 I want you to picture 453 00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:05,202 a bright, bright room filled with beautiful green plants. 454 00:24:05,308 --> 00:24:06,801 Look at the leaves. 455 00:24:07,208 --> 00:24:09,100 Look closer now. 456 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:11,901 What's on those leaves? 457 00:24:12,206 --> 00:24:14,100 What is going on those leaves? 458 00:24:14,205 --> 00:24:16,002 It's money! We're growing money! 459 00:24:16,506 --> 00:24:17,501 Well... 460 00:24:17,608 --> 00:24:20,800 If bullshit makes the grass grow, then maybe you're right. 461 00:24:21,008 --> 00:24:22,502 Oh but this ain't bullshit, 462 00:24:22,908 --> 00:24:25,702 this is hydro. 463 00:24:27,105 --> 00:24:28,701 Damn! 464 00:24:29,306 --> 00:24:30,902 They're fast. 465 00:24:31,306 --> 00:24:32,800 I think they're meth addicts. 466 00:24:33,007 --> 00:24:35,301 They're not using any nail guns, are they? 467 00:24:35,607 --> 00:24:39,601 I'm sorry it's taken so long. I'm Victor. 468 00:24:39,806 --> 00:24:41,600 Hi, I'm Lacey. 469 00:24:42,008 --> 00:24:46,802 - I like your eyeballs. - Thank you, Victor. 470 00:24:47,406 --> 00:24:50,002 They're real, you know? 471 00:24:52,006 --> 00:24:53,702 Who the hell is that? 472 00:25:08,105 --> 00:25:09,402 Can I help you? 473 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:10,901 This is for you. 474 00:25:11,906 --> 00:25:13,701 - What is it? - Baklava. 475 00:25:13,908 --> 00:25:14,803 What for? 476 00:25:15,408 --> 00:25:19,002 You are new to the neighborhood. This is to say... 477 00:25:19,108 --> 00:25:20,002 goodbye. 478 00:25:20,307 --> 00:25:22,800 Oh. You don't like blacks, huh? 479 00:25:22,906 --> 00:25:25,202 I have no problem with the negros. 480 00:25:25,807 --> 00:25:29,400 I like your music and your fried foods. 481 00:25:29,508 --> 00:25:30,901 What's your problem? 482 00:25:32,508 --> 00:25:37,703 I see several trucks pull up to your house today and I'm thinking 483 00:25:37,806 --> 00:25:39,503 "What will come out? 484 00:25:39,605 --> 00:25:41,301 Perhaps a ping pong table, 485 00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:45,502 maybe a lazy boy or a flat screen TV." 486 00:25:45,706 --> 00:25:50,600 But no, it was all boxes. 487 00:25:50,806 --> 00:25:53,203 And I know these boxes. 488 00:25:53,307 --> 00:25:57,300 These are Victor's boxes. 489 00:25:57,805 --> 00:26:00,502 I know what you are doing so get out. 490 00:26:00,608 --> 00:26:02,500 Or next time I knock on your door... 491 00:26:02,508 --> 00:26:04,000 I won't be holding pastries 492 00:26:04,106 --> 00:26:07,101 and neither will my brothers and my cousins. 493 00:26:09,808 --> 00:26:13,100 Tell Victor "Kashishian says hi". 494 00:26:14,705 --> 00:26:17,400 And the long ones are walnut. 495 00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:19,302 Delicious! 496 00:26:29,705 --> 00:26:30,803 Victor... 497 00:26:33,808 --> 00:26:35,501 Kashishian says hi. 498 00:26:36,206 --> 00:26:37,103 Shit! 499 00:26:37,705 --> 00:26:40,502 Guys, hold the work. 500 00:26:40,907 --> 00:26:42,001 What's going on? 501 00:26:44,408 --> 00:26:47,102 - Ahram Kashishian. - Who's that? 502 00:26:47,205 --> 00:26:49,201 North side Armenian power. 503 00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:50,703 The competition. 504 00:26:50,908 --> 00:26:53,401 I set up his grow houses. 505 00:26:53,505 --> 00:26:55,702 Motherfucker is serious about his business. 506 00:26:55,805 --> 00:26:57,101 We gotta move. 507 00:26:57,206 --> 00:26:59,003 This is America. 508 00:26:59,308 --> 00:27:01,203 We can all do business. 509 00:27:01,407 --> 00:27:02,600 We'll send him cookies. 510 00:27:02,707 --> 00:27:04,501 Scare the shit out of him. 511 00:27:04,508 --> 00:27:06,103 Did you hear the man? 512 00:27:06,506 --> 00:27:08,402 We have problems. 513 00:27:08,906 --> 00:27:13,203 There's always problems. There's always solutions. 514 00:27:14,306 --> 00:27:16,002 Keep going, fellows. 515 00:27:16,108 --> 00:27:17,803 - You sure? - I'm sure. 516 00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:19,201 Fine. 517 00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:20,903 Lacey... 518 00:27:21,406 --> 00:27:23,800 can I talk to Nancy for a second, please? 519 00:27:25,007 --> 00:27:29,103 She's gonna go home. You can talk to her tomorrow. 520 00:27:30,908 --> 00:27:31,701 Finish. 521 00:27:50,207 --> 00:27:51,802 What's going on? 522 00:27:56,905 --> 00:27:58,603 Megan's pregnant. 523 00:28:01,107 --> 00:28:02,703 And we're keeping it. 524 00:28:04,207 --> 00:28:05,601 Hi, Nancy. 525 00:28:08,807 --> 00:28:12,803 Synchro/Transcript: Travis Resync: Max007 www.forom.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net