1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:02,103 You're cute. 2 00:00:02,196 --> 00:00:03,553 Previously on Weeds. 3 00:00:03,925 --> 00:00:06,760 We just mostly hang out, get high. 4 00:00:06,853 --> 00:00:08,153 You're an idiot. Fuck you! 5 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:10,275 That was dad's lighter! He gave it to me! 6 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:11,589 What's wrong with you? 7 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:13,707 Give me your fucking bag! 8 00:00:13,801 --> 00:00:16,893 I just got ripped off by some campus cop at valley State. 9 00:00:16,939 --> 00:00:18,836 Then you're gonna need my protection a lot more than you think. 10 00:00:18,867 --> 00:00:20,492 Your rent-a-cop is a dealer himself. 11 00:00:20,522 --> 00:00:21,425 Nice haircut! 12 00:00:21,499 --> 00:00:22,533 It's a wig. 13 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:25,194 Right, the cancer thing. 14 00:00:25,246 --> 00:00:26,093 Can I pet it? 15 00:00:26,187 --> 00:00:27,762 - I love you. - What the hell are you doing? 16 00:00:27,797 --> 00:00:28,991 How can I make it up to you? 17 00:00:29,026 --> 00:00:30,392 Here. This is yours. 18 00:00:30,496 --> 00:00:32,002 I didn't realize who you were. 19 00:00:32,108 --> 00:00:34,302 I mean I knew who you were, I just didn't know 20 00:00:34,337 --> 00:00:36,802 who you were. I'm so sorry. 21 00:01:35,787 --> 00:01:37,401 You feel like a big man? 22 00:01:37,546 --> 00:01:38,292 Hmm? 23 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:41,212 All macho and shit? 24 00:01:41,265 --> 00:01:42,892 She got jacked for like 14 grand... 25 00:01:42,928 --> 00:01:44,720 She... got jacked... 26 00:01:44,816 --> 00:01:47,462 for 14 grand. Not us. Not me. 27 00:01:47,517 --> 00:01:49,691 See, I've got my shit tucked away safe. 28 00:01:50,816 --> 00:01:53,192 Boy, it wasn't your job to defend her. 29 00:01:53,286 --> 00:01:55,611 That man was just protecting what was his. 30 00:01:55,707 --> 00:01:56,983 Just like any man would. 31 00:01:57,088 --> 00:01:59,212 But see, you got to go up in there 32 00:01:59,318 --> 00:02:01,793 and beat the shit out of him with your little buddies. 33 00:02:01,826 --> 00:02:03,442 For what? For her? 34 00:02:03,727 --> 00:02:05,810 So she think you're a big man? 35 00:02:05,888 --> 00:02:07,542 Big strong man! 36 00:02:07,776 --> 00:02:09,720 You're her fucking errand boy. 37 00:02:09,866 --> 00:02:13,723 Gonna fuck my shit up after all the years I've sacrificed for you, 38 00:02:13,816 --> 00:02:15,231 for Vanita, for everybody. 39 00:02:15,317 --> 00:02:16,983 For what? For somebody who ain't even family? 40 00:02:17,018 --> 00:02:19,022 Somebody who's too hard-headed to listen, 41 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:21,833 don't know what the hell she doing. Growing too big too fast. 42 00:02:21,867 --> 00:02:25,113 But no, she's jumping there before she even know the lay of the land. 43 00:02:25,148 --> 00:02:26,380 Yeah, but see, there you are. 44 00:02:26,418 --> 00:02:27,460 With a big old net, 45 00:02:27,508 --> 00:02:29,652 waiting to catch her just in case she fall. 46 00:02:29,688 --> 00:02:30,961 She gonna fall all right. 47 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:34,862 She gonna fall and land her lilly white ass right on top of your head. 48 00:02:34,917 --> 00:02:36,861 Hell! On top of my head! 49 00:02:37,005 --> 00:02:40,233 Grind all our shit into the ground. 50 00:02:40,746 --> 00:02:42,740 - I'm sorry. - Yes, you are. 51 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:44,583 And you ain't gonna see her no more. 52 00:02:44,617 --> 00:02:46,513 She come over here, you disappear. 53 00:02:46,655 --> 00:02:49,693 You will have no contact with her whatsoever. 54 00:02:49,788 --> 00:02:52,942 I mean, you even see a white girl on television, you change the channel 55 00:02:52,976 --> 00:02:55,873 or I swear for God I will freeze you out so cold 56 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:58,672 you'll have to carry your ass to the North Pole to defrost. 57 00:02:58,706 --> 00:02:59,791 You hear me? 58 00:03:01,246 --> 00:03:02,762 I hear you. 59 00:03:08,418 --> 00:03:09,222 Heylia. 60 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:12,063 I'm warning you, little girl. I'm in no mood. 61 00:03:12,346 --> 00:03:13,240 What you want? 62 00:03:13,336 --> 00:03:16,380 - I think I'm in labor. - My grandbaby? 63 00:03:16,475 --> 00:03:18,133 My grandbaby's coming. 64 00:03:18,277 --> 00:03:22,221 Lord! That's... Girl! Girl, let's go! Get my bag! 65 00:03:23,677 --> 00:03:25,091 - And? - No biting. 66 00:03:25,188 --> 00:03:26,991 I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. 67 00:03:27,085 --> 00:03:28,653 I'm not gonna bite anyone! 68 00:03:28,747 --> 00:03:30,222 Under any circumstances, no matter what, 69 00:03:30,255 --> 00:03:33,121 no matter how provoked or upset you might be, there'll be no biting. 70 00:03:33,157 --> 00:03:35,103 Stop it! I'm not gonna bite. 71 00:03:35,296 --> 00:03:36,370 Thank you. 72 00:03:36,468 --> 00:03:39,082 Listen to me: thank you for not biting. 73 00:03:40,116 --> 00:03:41,720 You're welcome. 74 00:03:43,548 --> 00:03:45,202 Smartass. 75 00:03:46,376 --> 00:03:48,791 You don't even know if he's gonna be there. 76 00:03:48,845 --> 00:03:49,363 Who? 77 00:03:49,458 --> 00:03:51,022 That guy you like, Peter. 78 00:03:51,116 --> 00:03:52,453 Don't even know if I like him. 79 00:03:52,487 --> 00:03:54,382 - He's creepy. - He's not creepy. 80 00:03:54,475 --> 00:03:57,283 Yes, he is and he smells like flea collar. 81 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:01,620 Why don't you go out, we'll be late. 82 00:04:06,938 --> 00:04:08,450 Good clean fight. Clean! 83 00:04:08,506 --> 00:04:09,820 - No teeth. - No teeth. 84 00:04:09,927 --> 00:04:11,240 Go get 'em. 85 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:19,183 - Hey! - Hi... Peter! 86 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:21,022 Hi, Peter! 87 00:04:21,598 --> 00:04:24,292 - Nice to see you again. - You too. 88 00:04:25,146 --> 00:04:26,571 I was hoping to hear from you. 89 00:04:26,607 --> 00:04:27,543 Yeah... 90 00:04:28,108 --> 00:04:30,621 I've been meaning to call, I should have called. 91 00:04:31,518 --> 00:04:34,362 - You still have my number? - I do. I have it. 92 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:35,780 I'll call you. 93 00:04:37,326 --> 00:04:39,222 We'll have fun. 94 00:04:54,608 --> 00:04:57,210 I guess Shane's reputation preceeds him. 95 00:04:58,808 --> 00:05:01,642 Okay, I'm the celebrity and you be the publicist. 96 00:05:01,826 --> 00:05:03,581 You're so hot! 97 00:05:03,776 --> 00:05:05,142 - Really? - Yeah. 98 00:05:05,266 --> 00:05:06,590 You're so hot! 99 00:05:06,735 --> 00:05:09,061 Do I look hot like this? 100 00:05:09,207 --> 00:05:11,620 Yeah, you look really hot like that. 101 00:05:13,678 --> 00:05:17,053 Mom, can Peggy sleep over? 102 00:05:17,155 --> 00:05:19,632 You know, she doesn't have any of her overnight things. 103 00:05:19,668 --> 00:05:21,473 But see, we have extra toothbrushes 104 00:05:21,617 --> 00:05:24,552 and tomorrow she can borrow one of my Cindy outfits. 105 00:05:24,887 --> 00:05:26,301 Older tags are so on. 106 00:05:26,405 --> 00:05:27,673 You're so hot! 107 00:05:32,077 --> 00:05:34,092 You have excellent hair and you know it. 108 00:05:34,187 --> 00:05:35,752 It's an $8 haircut. 109 00:05:35,947 --> 00:05:37,312 It smells good. 110 00:05:37,408 --> 00:05:38,660 When did you smell my hair? 111 00:05:38,698 --> 00:05:39,861 At the restaurant. 112 00:05:39,966 --> 00:05:42,860 There were overtones of tomato sauce and garlic but 113 00:05:42,958 --> 00:05:46,040 underneath it smelled clean and leafy. 114 00:05:47,495 --> 00:05:50,093 Shit, that's my doorbell. What time is it? 115 00:05:50,557 --> 00:05:51,971 A quarter after one. 116 00:05:54,367 --> 00:05:56,260 Oh God, I gotta go. 117 00:05:56,357 --> 00:05:58,592 - We're on for tomorrow? - Yeah. Yeah, bye. 118 00:06:06,205 --> 00:06:08,153 - Mommy! - Is this your son? 119 00:06:08,998 --> 00:06:10,500 Hi, mommy! 120 00:06:10,785 --> 00:06:11,773 What did you do? 121 00:06:11,887 --> 00:06:14,291 We caught him and his girlfriend breaking into one of the modelhomes 122 00:06:14,326 --> 00:06:17,120 high on something, we're guessing ecstasy. 123 00:06:17,368 --> 00:06:19,272 You told me you were sleeping at Brian's. 124 00:06:19,307 --> 00:06:22,391 Oh I'm so thirsty. Do we have grape soda? It has to be grape. 125 00:06:22,447 --> 00:06:23,863 N o. 126 00:06:23,965 --> 00:06:29,382 Officer, I will attend to this in a grave and serious fashion. 127 00:06:30,305 --> 00:06:32,442 You know, taking ecstasy is like 128 00:06:32,537 --> 00:06:34,593 taking ice scream scoops out of the brain. 129 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:38,142 Yeah... Where is Megan? 130 00:06:38,287 --> 00:06:41,292 She's out in the car with my partner... being very difficult. 131 00:06:41,326 --> 00:06:43,030 Not responding to questions. 132 00:06:43,178 --> 00:06:46,262 She's deaf. 133 00:06:46,638 --> 00:06:48,722 - Seriously? - Told you! 134 00:06:50,186 --> 00:06:53,360 - Do you need her address? - Yes, ma'am, please. Thank you. 135 00:06:55,935 --> 00:06:57,501 Thank you so much for 136 00:06:58,158 --> 00:07:02,150 bringing my son home, officer, and I promise you this will never ever 137 00:07:02,616 --> 00:07:03,703 happen again. 138 00:07:03,845 --> 00:07:06,363 It'd better not. You know, this is a very critical time in your child's life. 139 00:07:06,395 --> 00:07:09,431 His... his brain is developping. 140 00:07:10,465 --> 00:07:13,210 You don't want it all hollowed out by the time he's 20. 141 00:07:13,346 --> 00:07:15,752 I certainly don't, officer. 142 00:07:16,608 --> 00:07:19,162 - Good night. - Ice scream scoops. 143 00:07:22,486 --> 00:07:23,850 This is... 144 00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:28,755 This is the softest thing I've ever felt in my entire life. 145 00:07:29,509 --> 00:07:31,583 Enjoy it because 146 00:07:31,913 --> 00:07:38,304 when you come down, I'm going to make your life unbelievably hard. 147 00:08:01,076 --> 00:08:02,530 Is that for you? 148 00:08:03,518 --> 00:08:04,513 Yeah. 149 00:08:04,646 --> 00:08:06,353 See? Andrew Botwin. 150 00:08:06,448 --> 00:08:09,732 That's a letter for me 'cause I'm someone who gets mail. 151 00:08:15,527 --> 00:08:16,283 What? 152 00:08:23,027 --> 00:08:25,243 They wanna send me to Iraq, Lupita. 153 00:08:26,277 --> 00:08:27,071 Bye! 154 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:30,590 You're so hot! 155 00:08:41,638 --> 00:08:43,340 Oh good Christ! 156 00:08:54,227 --> 00:08:55,643 They found me, man! 157 00:08:56,115 --> 00:08:56,811 Bummer! 158 00:08:58,405 --> 00:08:59,353 Who found you? 159 00:08:59,448 --> 00:09:02,011 The fucking army! That's who. 160 00:09:03,416 --> 00:09:05,402 Years ago, in Colorado, 161 00:09:06,206 --> 00:09:07,523 I was trying to 162 00:09:08,927 --> 00:09:12,060 impress a lady friend and there was jägermeister 163 00:09:12,257 --> 00:09:15,581 and I signed up for the army reserves then I forgot about it. 164 00:09:15,666 --> 00:09:17,123 Now, I get a letter 165 00:09:17,226 --> 00:09:20,260 saying I gotta report for duty or face military prison. 166 00:09:20,366 --> 00:09:22,543 I don't... How did they find me? 167 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:25,783 I mean, I'm off the grid. I'm "Off-the-grid Andy". 168 00:09:26,015 --> 00:09:27,940 Well, you got busted for possession. 169 00:09:28,037 --> 00:09:29,983 And now you're "In-the-system Andy". 170 00:09:30,077 --> 00:09:33,042 Well, you gotta help me, man. You're on the city council, right? 171 00:09:33,075 --> 00:09:34,631 Tell them that my city needs me. 172 00:09:35,247 --> 00:09:36,433 Needs you for what? 173 00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:38,081 I don't know for... for... 174 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,312 planting trees. 175 00:09:39,785 --> 00:09:42,530 Starting a youth program for troubled teenage girls. 176 00:09:42,686 --> 00:09:45,163 I can help you if got a ticket for littering a park 177 00:09:45,197 --> 00:09:46,533 but that's all the juice I got. 178 00:09:46,567 --> 00:09:48,383 Fine, then I'm a consciencious objector. 179 00:09:48,415 --> 00:09:54,600 No, you signed for the reserves on your own free drunk horny accord. You are fucked! 180 00:09:59,695 --> 00:10:01,131 I am not going to Iraq 181 00:10:01,607 --> 00:10:04,413 to fight in some bullshit war about oil money. 182 00:10:04,508 --> 00:10:05,793 Bullshit war? 183 00:10:05,927 --> 00:10:09,100 What about 9/11? Didn't Iran hide the terrorists? 184 00:10:10,525 --> 00:10:12,503 We're fighting a war in Iraq, Doug, 185 00:10:12,596 --> 00:10:16,180 and neither country had anything to do with blowing up the World Trade Center. 186 00:10:16,218 --> 00:10:18,550 Well, they both have sand. 187 00:10:18,636 --> 00:10:21,500 Bush invaded a sovereign nation in defiance of the UN. 188 00:10:22,566 --> 00:10:23,750 He's a war criminal 189 00:10:23,885 --> 00:10:26,270 and now I'm supposed to be one of his disposable thugs 190 00:10:26,305 --> 00:10:29,680 with a fucking target on my head in the middle of the desert 191 00:10:29,876 --> 00:10:32,150 waiting to be blown up by a carbomb 192 00:10:32,248 --> 00:10:35,012 rigged by a 12-year-old who loved Friends and Metallica 193 00:10:35,097 --> 00:10:37,390 until one of your missiles blew up his house ? 194 00:10:37,438 --> 00:10:38,702 I don't think so. 195 00:10:38,845 --> 00:10:41,363 They had weapons of mass destruction! 196 00:10:41,886 --> 00:10:44,252 There were no weapons of mass destruction! 197 00:10:44,438 --> 00:10:45,141 No? 198 00:10:46,686 --> 00:10:48,340 Well, whatever. 199 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,010 Look, I've got a lot of shit to do. 200 00:10:50,045 --> 00:10:52,591 You name me one thing you have to do that's more important 201 00:10:52,627 --> 00:10:54,941 than the corporate takeover of our democracy! 202 00:10:55,265 --> 00:10:56,562 I gotta take a shit. 203 00:10:58,328 --> 00:10:59,701 You gotta help me, man. 204 00:10:59,835 --> 00:11:01,620 I will, I will. 205 00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:05,141 I'm going to put one of those yellow ribbon stickers on my car. 206 00:11:05,566 --> 00:11:06,252 For you. 207 00:11:10,467 --> 00:11:13,380 How could you be so blindly pro-Bush? 208 00:11:14,025 --> 00:11:16,011 I like his wife, Laura. 209 00:11:16,627 --> 00:11:19,041 I used to buy weed from her at SMU. 210 00:11:19,327 --> 00:11:20,413 Good shit! 211 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:21,780 Good shit. 212 00:11:27,297 --> 00:11:28,171 Silas? 213 00:11:40,037 --> 00:11:42,911 Silas. Don't leave. Love. Mom. 214 00:11:46,837 --> 00:11:48,333 What happened at the hospital? 215 00:11:48,345 --> 00:11:49,251 Sent her home. 216 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,470 Can't even have a baby right. 217 00:11:52,216 --> 00:11:54,610 I wanna show you something I've been working on. 218 00:11:55,886 --> 00:11:56,923 Superstrain. 219 00:11:57,065 --> 00:11:58,162 Grow anytime anywhere. 220 00:11:58,205 --> 00:11:59,662 Not in West Adams it won't. 221 00:11:59,747 --> 00:12:00,802 You're gonna be a dealer 222 00:12:00,836 --> 00:12:02,780 or you're gonna be a fucking gardener, Pedro? 223 00:12:02,816 --> 00:12:05,952 Heylia, in order for us to grow, we have to grow. 224 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:09,230 We don't need no land, it's hydro. All we need is warehouse space. 225 00:12:09,266 --> 00:12:10,353 Let it go, Conrad. 226 00:12:10,445 --> 00:12:13,213 Let it go? I won't be a middleman for the rest of my life. 227 00:12:13,246 --> 00:12:16,770 Negro, please. You still got to work your way up to the middle. 228 00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:19,732 Yeah, well, all growers are starting to send exclusively to the clubs. 229 00:12:19,767 --> 00:12:21,672 Which means that we got to get in on this now. 230 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:23,621 I did the research, I'm telling you if we don't... 231 00:12:23,658 --> 00:12:26,223 Enough! Now this my business. 232 00:12:26,265 --> 00:12:27,833 You work for me. 233 00:12:28,117 --> 00:12:29,433 Oh shit! 234 00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:31,742 She in labor? 235 00:12:31,986 --> 00:12:33,190 Already been to the hospital. 236 00:12:33,228 --> 00:12:36,141 Ain't but 2cm dilated. This one gonna be awhile. 237 00:12:36,225 --> 00:12:37,041 Fuck you! 238 00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:39,063 That's right, baby! Let it all out! 239 00:12:39,156 --> 00:12:40,621 Go to your happy place. 240 00:12:41,568 --> 00:12:43,941 So, Conrad, nice plant. 241 00:12:44,035 --> 00:12:46,281 You're working on a new special blend for me? 242 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,111 What's the matter? 243 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:51,912 Oh he not here. 244 00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:53,471 Oh really? 245 00:12:53,758 --> 00:12:57,300 - He coming back soon? - No. 246 00:12:57,905 --> 00:12:58,900 He's not. 247 00:12:58,977 --> 00:13:00,071 Not while you're here. 248 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,570 What's that supposed to mean? 249 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,523 That means that from now on, 250 00:13:03,647 --> 00:13:06,082 if you got business to handle, you handle it with me. 251 00:13:06,115 --> 00:13:08,460 You and Conrad ain't having no more association. 252 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:11,332 Not while I'm alive and kicking with my pointy shoes. 253 00:13:11,436 --> 00:13:13,543 I don't understand. What did I do? 254 00:13:13,616 --> 00:13:15,310 You brought out the stupid in him. 255 00:13:15,325 --> 00:13:19,362 No, I'm sure you didn't tell him to go down that little school 256 00:13:19,467 --> 00:13:22,932 and beat the tar out of little Mr. Security Guard but... 257 00:13:23,025 --> 00:13:25,121 you blinked them big brown eyes 258 00:13:25,217 --> 00:13:26,533 and there he go. 259 00:13:26,618 --> 00:13:27,943 And I can't have that. 260 00:13:28,036 --> 00:13:29,070 You did that? 261 00:13:29,168 --> 00:13:30,392 Who you think done it? 262 00:13:30,508 --> 00:13:31,992 The Fuck-You-Up fairy? 263 00:13:32,096 --> 00:13:34,710 I didn't... I had no idea. 264 00:13:34,858 --> 00:13:37,421 - I never would have. - And you never will. 265 00:13:37,888 --> 00:13:40,432 So if you want to keep on doing business over here, 266 00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:43,110 you're gonna do it with me and Vanita. 267 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:44,851 You can't tell me who to talk to. 268 00:13:46,175 --> 00:13:48,553 Conrad, say something. 269 00:13:57,816 --> 00:13:59,852 - He's my friend. - What's it gonna be? 270 00:14:01,205 --> 00:14:02,673 You're gonna play 271 00:14:03,608 --> 00:14:06,520 or you're gonna get the fuck out of my kitchen and never come back. 272 00:14:06,556 --> 00:14:08,751 That's... not a fair choice. 273 00:14:09,257 --> 00:14:11,723 Fair is what you pay to ride the bus. 274 00:14:11,776 --> 00:14:14,103 See, that's the only fair I know. 275 00:14:18,265 --> 00:14:19,253 Forget it. 276 00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:21,840 I'm out of here. 277 00:14:22,288 --> 00:14:23,661 Are you sure about that? 278 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:25,970 - Maybe. - Maybe? 279 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,710 You hear that shit, Vanita? She said maybe. 280 00:14:28,946 --> 00:14:30,570 I think my water just broke! 281 00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:33,363 On my good chair? What the fuck! 282 00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,681 God! You didn't think to put a towel down? 283 00:14:35,735 --> 00:14:36,960 Mommy! 284 00:14:37,106 --> 00:14:39,260 All right, baby, I'm coming. I'm coming. 285 00:14:40,365 --> 00:14:41,832 Thank you. 286 00:14:43,095 --> 00:14:44,760 So how do you know Nancy? 287 00:14:48,598 --> 00:14:51,200 Our sons do karate together. 288 00:14:51,318 --> 00:14:53,340 Have you known each other long? 289 00:14:54,188 --> 00:14:55,891 No, we met a few weeks ago. 290 00:14:56,175 --> 00:14:57,372 Hey, can I get a muffin? 291 00:14:57,398 --> 00:14:59,193 What are your intentions with Nancy? 292 00:14:59,828 --> 00:15:01,573 I intent to have a coffee with her. 293 00:15:02,085 --> 00:15:03,540 And a muffin. 294 00:15:04,158 --> 00:15:06,013 She's a remarkable woman. 295 00:15:06,095 --> 00:15:08,661 Strong yet feminine. 296 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:12,753 Brave and bold with beautiful skin. 297 00:15:13,226 --> 00:15:16,270 Yes... lovely. 298 00:15:16,486 --> 00:15:18,952 Lovely skin. 299 00:15:19,387 --> 00:15:21,090 How's the Bananana? 300 00:15:21,348 --> 00:15:22,381 Do you love her? 301 00:15:22,466 --> 00:15:25,460 Peter, I'm so sorry. I'm late. 302 00:15:25,556 --> 00:15:27,181 So you do know this guy? 303 00:15:27,407 --> 00:15:30,632 Yes, I do, Sanjay. Thank you. 304 00:15:30,708 --> 00:15:32,182 He says he wants a muffin. 305 00:15:33,727 --> 00:15:35,880 Get him a muffin. 306 00:15:35,997 --> 00:15:37,351 Really? Are you sure that's what you want me to do? 307 00:15:37,386 --> 00:15:39,462 Yes. Yes, I do. 308 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,141 Would you leave us alone for a second? 309 00:15:41,178 --> 00:15:42,681 Toast it, please. 310 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:46,442 Fine but I'll be close by if you need me. 311 00:15:46,518 --> 00:15:47,410 Okay. 312 00:15:50,308 --> 00:15:51,493 He's uh... 313 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,272 very protective of you. 314 00:15:55,418 --> 00:15:57,871 - Puppy love. - Smart puppy. 315 00:15:58,665 --> 00:16:00,141 Listen, Peter. 316 00:16:00,888 --> 00:16:03,023 I hate sentences that start with "listen". 317 00:16:03,115 --> 00:16:05,120 They never finish with "you just won a million dollars" 318 00:16:05,156 --> 00:16:07,783 or "I need to rip your clothes off within the next 5 minutes". 319 00:16:07,815 --> 00:16:10,363 I actually have to leave in the next 5 minutes. 320 00:16:10,477 --> 00:16:13,041 I have some things I have to deal with. It's Silas. 321 00:16:13,145 --> 00:16:13,652 See. 322 00:16:13,745 --> 00:16:15,372 Maybe our timing is just... 323 00:16:15,515 --> 00:16:16,541 bad. 324 00:16:16,645 --> 00:16:19,773 Maybe just having a busy day, so you can't 325 00:16:19,866 --> 00:16:22,410 have coffee with me right now. It's okay. 326 00:16:23,185 --> 00:16:25,613 I'm gonna be alone this weekend. 327 00:16:25,728 --> 00:16:27,363 Tim will stay with his mother. 328 00:16:27,967 --> 00:16:31,703 My life is not gonna get any less complicated anytime soon. 329 00:16:35,806 --> 00:16:37,932 I'm trying here, Nancy. I'm really trying. 330 00:16:38,036 --> 00:16:41,141 I know you are and I really appreciate it. I just... 331 00:16:44,447 --> 00:16:46,151 Maybe another time in my life... 332 00:16:46,267 --> 00:16:48,522 421, McKuan Lane. 333 00:16:50,645 --> 00:16:52,191 I'm not promising anything. 334 00:16:52,305 --> 00:16:53,661 I'm not asking you to. 335 00:16:59,156 --> 00:17:00,901 Muffin. 336 00:17:01,795 --> 00:17:02,633 To go. 337 00:17:02,885 --> 00:17:03,640 Great. 338 00:17:04,825 --> 00:17:05,720 Okay... 339 00:17:06,177 --> 00:17:08,312 you cannot become a lesbian 340 00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:10,730 just because you don't wanna lose weight. 341 00:17:12,238 --> 00:17:14,092 The only girl that you should be seeing 342 00:17:14,128 --> 00:17:15,832 is Jenny Craig. 343 00:17:15,975 --> 00:17:16,531 What? 344 00:17:16,645 --> 00:17:19,590 I know. I know. You see people like Rosie O'Donnell 345 00:17:19,676 --> 00:17:21,953 and you think "hey! she can find love!" 346 00:17:22,048 --> 00:17:25,861 but that is not where lesbianism is going, Isabel. 347 00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:28,360 Look at The L Word. 348 00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:30,073 I love Peggy. 349 00:17:30,386 --> 00:17:31,462 And she loves me. 350 00:17:31,565 --> 00:17:33,932 She's a little asian girl. They look like boys already. 351 00:17:33,968 --> 00:17:35,461 You might as well go for the real deal. 352 00:17:35,496 --> 00:17:36,520 Hey! I have boobs! 353 00:17:36,635 --> 00:17:38,082 Those are not boobs. 354 00:17:38,315 --> 00:17:43,082 Call your grandparents and tell them to come and pick you up, please. 355 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,323 - I knew it wouldn't last. - What? 356 00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:48,693 The new and improved you. 357 00:17:49,097 --> 00:17:50,791 You're feeling better, aren't you? 358 00:17:51,686 --> 00:17:52,910 You're not gonna die. 359 00:17:53,068 --> 00:17:53,912 No. 360 00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:57,092 I'm going to live for a long, long time. 361 00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:01,240 Doctors say I'm doing really, really well. 362 00:18:01,315 --> 00:18:04,001 You know, maybe you should doublecheck just to be sure. 363 00:18:04,035 --> 00:18:06,801 I mean, there's still some chance you'll die, right? 364 00:18:06,977 --> 00:18:08,261 Why would you say that? 365 00:18:08,385 --> 00:18:10,331 'Cause when you think you're gonna die, 366 00:18:10,555 --> 00:18:12,972 you're a much better person. 367 00:18:14,567 --> 00:18:16,911 She says I can't play with her daughter anymore 368 00:18:16,985 --> 00:18:18,420 because she hates immigrants 369 00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:20,910 and thinks we should get out of her neighborhood. 370 00:18:22,608 --> 00:18:24,131 They're on their way. 371 00:18:27,116 --> 00:18:27,961 Here. 372 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:29,761 Cut off my toe. 373 00:18:30,256 --> 00:18:30,951 What? 374 00:18:38,805 --> 00:18:40,650 - Is this for real? - Yes, just do it! 375 00:18:44,675 --> 00:18:46,540 Are you out of you mind? That's my toe! 376 00:18:46,575 --> 00:18:47,891 You asked me. 377 00:18:50,098 --> 00:18:53,202 Okay, I'm not thinking clearly. It's obvious what I have to do, 378 00:18:53,235 --> 00:18:54,800 I have to move to Vermont 379 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,562 and get a boyfriend and marry him. 380 00:19:03,886 --> 00:19:05,221 Look who's awake. 381 00:19:11,037 --> 00:19:12,220 How are you feeling? 382 00:19:12,365 --> 00:19:13,611 Like crap. 383 00:19:13,847 --> 00:19:15,801 Remember it fondly 'cause it's 384 00:19:15,966 --> 00:19:18,531 all downhill from here. 385 00:19:18,856 --> 00:19:21,800 - We were just screwing around. - You took ecstasy. 386 00:19:22,048 --> 00:19:25,132 That shit is like taking ice scream scoops out of your brain. 387 00:19:25,255 --> 00:19:26,131 Original. 388 00:19:27,197 --> 00:19:29,412 I may have been fucked up but 389 00:19:29,856 --> 00:19:31,702 I heard officer Friendly too. 390 00:19:32,135 --> 00:19:34,793 You think you're cute? I swear to God, Silas, 391 00:19:34,887 --> 00:19:37,222 if I have to lock you in your room until you get some sense, I will. 392 00:19:37,257 --> 00:19:38,991 You don't fuck around with drugs. 393 00:19:39,517 --> 00:19:41,510 This... from you? 394 00:19:41,588 --> 00:19:43,592 You're the biggest hypocrit on Earth. 395 00:19:45,558 --> 00:19:49,411 I don't take drugs. When have you ever seen me take drugs? 396 00:19:49,607 --> 00:19:51,843 Maybe not take them but... 397 00:19:55,085 --> 00:19:57,163 sure do sell 'em. 398 00:20:01,365 --> 00:20:03,221 I live here too, mom. 399 00:20:04,157 --> 00:20:07,810 Or have you not noticed because you've been so busy with your business? 400 00:20:08,518 --> 00:20:10,130 I'm not an idiot. 401 00:20:12,848 --> 00:20:13,780 Listen... 402 00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:19,910 I'm not a drug addict. 403 00:20:20,358 --> 00:20:23,661 Yeah, I like to do a little weed and trying E for the first time. 404 00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:26,093 Rolling was fun. Totally, totally fun. 405 00:20:26,188 --> 00:20:28,482 I'm not running out of the door to score more. 406 00:20:28,606 --> 00:20:33,622 Look, I don't blame you for you doing what you need to do. I guess. 407 00:20:35,156 --> 00:20:36,641 Let's just stay out of each other's way. 408 00:20:36,678 --> 00:20:39,092 You're 16. I'm your mother. No. 409 00:20:39,725 --> 00:20:40,450 No? 410 00:20:40,608 --> 00:20:43,031 I'm not giving you carte blanche at 16 411 00:20:43,115 --> 00:20:46,232 to do whatever the hell you want because I made a 412 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,323 - questionable decision. - What choice do you have? 413 00:20:48,358 --> 00:20:50,303 I have the choice to kick you out of this house. 414 00:20:50,338 --> 00:20:52,350 Oh you wanna explain that to Shane? 415 00:20:52,345 --> 00:20:53,673 No, of course not. 416 00:20:53,776 --> 00:20:56,092 He's been through enough. We all have. 417 00:20:56,635 --> 00:20:58,750 Let's just be peaceful, okay? 418 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,290 Just do our thing. 419 00:21:02,047 --> 00:21:03,270 I'm going to Megan's. 420 00:21:36,516 --> 00:21:37,910 What the hell are you doing? 421 00:21:38,026 --> 00:21:39,980 Practicing to be dead in case I gotta go to Iraq. 422 00:21:40,018 --> 00:21:42,220 There's very little water in Iraq. 423 00:21:42,297 --> 00:21:43,990 Then I'll float in a pool of blood 424 00:21:44,365 --> 00:21:46,683 or oil. Whatever they got, I'm ready to float. 425 00:21:46,785 --> 00:21:47,890 I'm sinking. 426 00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:49,212 What are you talking about? 427 00:21:49,247 --> 00:21:50,570 Silas just informed me 428 00:21:50,665 --> 00:21:53,191 that I have no parental rights because I'm a drug dealer. 429 00:21:53,226 --> 00:21:54,891 How the fuck did he find out? 430 00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:59,820 How the fuck do you think he wouldn't, Weedy Mac Weedweed? 431 00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:03,672 I don't have to apologize for being a weed dealer. 432 00:22:04,826 --> 00:22:06,262 It's a choice I made. 433 00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:10,383 I happen to be very good at it. 434 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,663 Providing for my family. 435 00:22:13,226 --> 00:22:15,081 I'm not sorry. 436 00:22:15,826 --> 00:22:19,442 Well, you don't have to be sorry. He's not mad at you for selling drugs. 437 00:22:19,536 --> 00:22:21,600 He's mad at you for lying to him. 438 00:22:21,695 --> 00:22:24,273 So he hit his brother and he took ecstasy? 439 00:22:24,368 --> 00:22:26,850 Ecstasy is a whole lot of fun. 440 00:22:26,975 --> 00:22:30,073 I don't wanna choose between my business and my family. 441 00:22:30,455 --> 00:22:32,153 You don't have to. 442 00:22:33,745 --> 00:22:36,051 You gotta be honest with your family 443 00:22:36,136 --> 00:22:37,461 about your business. 444 00:22:37,586 --> 00:22:38,533 Tell Shane? 445 00:22:39,048 --> 00:22:42,631 Unless you want a repeat performance. 446 00:22:48,505 --> 00:22:49,091 Yo! 447 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,391 So you're talking to me now? 448 00:23:01,977 --> 00:23:03,080 What's that? 449 00:23:03,328 --> 00:23:05,770 Going away present? I don't want it. 450 00:23:05,856 --> 00:23:06,972 Oh I think you do. 451 00:23:07,066 --> 00:23:08,882 Let me tell you a little bit about my baby right there. 452 00:23:08,915 --> 00:23:11,721 60 days to harvest, 10 days to cure, hydro. 453 00:23:11,907 --> 00:23:14,531 From seeds outdoor, you're looking at 85 to a 105 454 00:23:14,616 --> 00:23:16,961 plus cure days and germination harvest. 455 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:20,293 We can even shorten that cycle with forced flower enlighten cycles, 456 00:23:20,327 --> 00:23:21,701 tying down and splitting. 457 00:23:21,746 --> 00:23:23,360 I have no idea 458 00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:24,662 what you're talking about. 459 00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:28,302 I'm saying front me some money for place and equipment. 460 00:23:28,638 --> 00:23:31,481 And we'll be selling our own shit inside of 3 months. 461 00:23:31,545 --> 00:23:33,363 And what am I supposed to do in the meantime? 462 00:23:33,395 --> 00:23:35,132 Better go make nice with Heylia. 463 00:23:35,376 --> 00:23:37,433 Pretend that nothing is going on. 464 00:23:37,467 --> 00:23:38,641 No offense... 465 00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:40,971 get rid of this fucking bakery. 466 00:23:41,067 --> 00:23:44,493 Take the cash and let us start a business. 467 00:23:46,896 --> 00:23:49,832 You do that to Heylia, she'll never speak to you again. 468 00:23:50,998 --> 00:23:52,412 Well, fuck Heylia. 469 00:23:52,746 --> 00:23:54,662 I heard everything she had to say. 470 00:23:54,928 --> 00:23:56,492 What you wanna do? 471 00:24:04,078 --> 00:24:05,793 I wanna hear more. 472 00:24:13,168 --> 00:24:14,161 Peggy? 473 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:16,423 Peggy? 474 00:24:16,648 --> 00:24:19,211 Isabel, this is Grissom. 475 00:24:19,456 --> 00:24:21,441 Can you hold on just one second? 476 00:24:23,738 --> 00:24:24,683 What are you doing? 477 00:24:24,727 --> 00:24:27,370 I'm doing what we practiced and I think it's working. 478 00:24:27,616 --> 00:24:28,852 He really likes me. 479 00:24:30,117 --> 00:24:32,350 - You look really hot! - I do? 480 00:24:32,437 --> 00:24:34,342 Yeah, you're really sweaty. 481 00:24:38,828 --> 00:24:42,061 Shalom, Nancy. Are you having a party without me? 482 00:24:44,096 --> 00:24:45,851 I don't even wanna know. 483 00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:47,773 Just... go. 484 00:24:47,905 --> 00:24:49,521 But I am not going anywhere. 485 00:24:49,665 --> 00:24:52,403 In the Mishna and the US military code, 486 00:24:52,478 --> 00:24:56,780 it is written fulltime students working toward becoming ordained ministers 487 00:24:56,858 --> 00:24:59,720 in a recognized religion are differed from military service. 488 00:24:59,757 --> 00:25:01,682 In other words, once you go rabbi, 489 00:25:01,758 --> 00:25:03,342 you never go bye-bye. 490 00:25:03,485 --> 00:25:05,170 Mazel tov, Andy! 491 00:25:07,765 --> 00:25:11,763 So uh... what's going on? You can confide in me now. 492 00:25:11,858 --> 00:25:14,420 I'm switching around some things. Business. 493 00:25:14,518 --> 00:25:16,132 You're gonna let me play? 494 00:25:27,558 --> 00:25:30,060 Under strict supervision. 495 00:25:35,816 --> 00:25:36,510 Hey! 496 00:25:41,126 --> 00:25:42,130 Okay... 497 00:25:43,656 --> 00:25:45,350 Distribution... 498 00:25:45,815 --> 00:25:47,331 meet finance... 499 00:25:48,887 --> 00:25:49,771 sales... 500 00:25:51,155 --> 00:25:52,163 legal... 501 00:25:54,165 --> 00:25:56,221 Yentl. 502 00:26:00,478 --> 00:26:02,972 So we're gonna open the vine or just watch it age? 503 00:26:03,115 --> 00:26:05,093 - Corkscrew? - No, just a minute. 504 00:26:06,336 --> 00:26:07,820 So who's gonna be our muscle? 505 00:26:08,947 --> 00:26:09,933 I would do it but 506 00:26:10,015 --> 00:26:11,021 I've got bursitis. 507 00:26:11,318 --> 00:26:13,261 Don't look at me, I went to law school. 508 00:26:17,186 --> 00:26:19,053 Fine, I'll be the muscle. 509 00:26:20,155 --> 00:26:21,372 Back off, man! 510 00:26:21,457 --> 00:26:22,811 I'm pitching tomorrow. 511 00:26:22,908 --> 00:26:24,141 You go, girl! 512 00:26:27,088 --> 00:26:28,262 Hi, sweety. 513 00:26:28,366 --> 00:26:29,543 What's going on? 514 00:26:29,688 --> 00:26:30,473 What? 515 00:26:30,856 --> 00:26:31,733 Nothing. 516 00:26:31,795 --> 00:26:33,413 I heard you and Silas fighting. 517 00:26:33,838 --> 00:26:37,192 We were angry. We'll be okay. 518 00:26:41,426 --> 00:26:43,922 - Are you sure? - Of course, honey. 519 00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:45,883 What's going on outside? 520 00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:50,443 I was lonely. 521 00:26:50,778 --> 00:26:53,320 So I invited some friends over. 522 00:26:56,917 --> 00:26:58,022 Shane... 523 00:26:58,357 --> 00:26:59,231 look at me. 524 00:26:59,348 --> 00:27:00,762 Everything is gonna be okay. 525 00:27:01,566 --> 00:27:02,920 All right? 526 00:27:04,386 --> 00:27:05,472 I love you. 527 00:27:06,457 --> 00:27:07,063 Yeah. 528 00:27:07,947 --> 00:27:08,751 Me too. 529 00:27:40,887 --> 00:27:42,441 Whose little boy are you? 530 00:27:42,605 --> 00:27:43,961 Are you grandma's little boy? 531 00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:45,562 Are you grandma's baby? 532 00:27:45,657 --> 00:27:46,851 Yes, you are. 533 00:27:47,006 --> 00:27:49,112 Okay, maybe you were right. 534 00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:50,731 I fucking told you. 535 00:27:50,918 --> 00:27:52,642 Where the hell is your cousin? 536 00:27:52,766 --> 00:27:54,472 His ass should be here? 537 00:27:54,758 --> 00:27:55,932 Where that boy? 538 00:27:56,028 --> 00:27:57,412 Where is that Conrad? 539 00:27:57,577 --> 00:27:59,323 We gonna get him. We gonna get him. 540 00:28:09,587 --> 00:28:10,311 Hi. 541 00:28:12,436 --> 00:28:14,521 Did your life get less complicated? 542 00:28:16,238 --> 00:28:16,952 No. 543 00:28:18,398 --> 00:28:18,793 No. 544 00:29:11,005 --> 00:29:13,773 Synchro/Transcript: Travis - www.forom.com - 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net