1 00:01:51,875 --> 00:01:52,627 Hi! 2 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,381 Yeah. Yes, you can help me. 3 00:01:54,472 --> 00:01:57,372 You can stop sending me your catalogues. 4 00:01:58,165 --> 00:01:59,968 Why? Because I'm dead. 5 00:02:00,434 --> 00:02:03,382 Yeah. Yes, that's right. Judah Botwin is dead. 6 00:02:03,942 --> 00:02:06,556 Type it in and quit sending your shit to a corpse! 7 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:11,831 Lupita, you gotta throw out all the junk mail that comes for dad, okay? 8 00:02:11,877 --> 00:02:13,585 Okay, Silas. Okay. 9 00:02:13,677 --> 00:02:14,554 Good morning! 10 00:02:14,646 --> 00:02:16,350 I'm gonna be at Megan's tonight. 11 00:02:16,443 --> 00:02:17,839 You're sure it's okay with her parents? 12 00:02:17,866 --> 00:02:19,050 Yeah. Are you kidding? 13 00:02:19,142 --> 00:02:21,627 Megan's one of three girls. Her dad loves having me over. 14 00:02:21,659 --> 00:02:23,230 Does he know what you do with his daughter? 15 00:02:23,266 --> 00:02:26,213 Mom! He's really cool. He's teaching me how to box. 16 00:02:26,586 --> 00:02:29,010 Just want you to know I can kick your ass. 17 00:02:30,837 --> 00:02:35,731 Here. Serena gave me this to give to you from Alejandro. 18 00:02:36,206 --> 00:02:37,503 Alejandro? 19 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:40,941 Serena's cousin. What you do? 20 00:02:41,087 --> 00:02:41,980 Nothing. 21 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:46,311 First he give you pennies, now he give you panties. What you do? 22 00:02:46,407 --> 00:02:49,630 It must be some mistake, nothing. Take it away. Take it back. 23 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:10,742 Hey! 24 00:03:11,115 --> 00:03:12,620 - The fuck are you doing? - I just... 25 00:03:12,655 --> 00:03:14,272 Get the hell out of my room! 26 00:03:19,796 --> 00:03:20,792 You're late. 27 00:03:20,885 --> 00:03:23,113 For what? Do I have a court date? 28 00:03:23,238 --> 00:03:24,360 The bakery. 29 00:03:24,467 --> 00:03:26,070 Oh shit! 30 00:03:26,635 --> 00:03:28,532 Is that today? Kidding! 31 00:03:28,628 --> 00:03:31,421 Besides who cares? It's not even a real bakery. 32 00:03:31,565 --> 00:03:32,512 It's a "fakery". 33 00:03:32,608 --> 00:03:34,982 Which will be more than obvious 34 00:03:35,115 --> 00:03:37,970 if no one shows up on the day that it opens. 35 00:03:38,065 --> 00:03:39,433 Now go! You promised. 36 00:03:39,536 --> 00:03:42,431 All right, let me choke down some java. At what time are you gonna be there? 37 00:03:42,528 --> 00:03:43,890 I'm not sure. 38 00:03:43,978 --> 00:03:46,583 I have to take Shane to school and... 39 00:03:47,005 --> 00:03:51,190 go by Heylia's, make a drop to Sanjay and... Shane, let's go! 40 00:03:51,338 --> 00:03:53,343 How did it go with Shane's shrink yesterday? 41 00:03:53,376 --> 00:03:55,660 The doctor wants to put him on anti-depressants. 42 00:03:55,696 --> 00:03:57,683 Drugs are not the answer. 43 00:03:57,925 --> 00:04:01,201 This from the king of all things mind-altering. 44 00:04:01,298 --> 00:04:06,052 Illegal drugs not this prescription, antidepressants zombie shit. 45 00:04:06,155 --> 00:04:07,761 That fries your brain. 46 00:04:07,945 --> 00:04:11,662 Weed makes you hungry and happy and in your case financially solvent. 47 00:04:11,758 --> 00:04:14,170 He bit a kid in the foot last week. 48 00:04:14,268 --> 00:04:16,072 Oh God! I wish I'd been there! 49 00:04:16,167 --> 00:04:18,442 Andy, it's not funny. 50 00:04:18,636 --> 00:04:21,890 He's 10 years old and his dad died. 51 00:04:21,986 --> 00:04:26,462 Drugging him so he acts like everything's fine is totally fucked up. 52 00:04:26,747 --> 00:04:30,110 When my ferret killed himself a few years ago, I took Celexa. 53 00:04:30,536 --> 00:04:32,861 I gained 40 pounds, I couldn't ejaculate. 54 00:04:32,965 --> 00:04:34,392 Is that what you want for your son? 55 00:04:34,425 --> 00:04:35,511 Fuck off! 56 00:04:35,836 --> 00:04:38,401 And anyway the doctor says that 57 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:41,843 it's just temporary 'till his neurotransmitters realign themselves or some... 58 00:04:41,876 --> 00:04:43,051 shit like that. 59 00:04:43,148 --> 00:04:44,711 See! Even you don't believe it! 60 00:04:44,807 --> 00:04:47,510 Trust me, those anti-depressants are evil. 61 00:04:47,608 --> 00:04:49,021 He does not need them. 62 00:04:49,126 --> 00:04:51,923 Mind your own business, maybe I wanna be on drugs. 63 00:04:52,015 --> 00:04:53,100 Excuse me! 64 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:55,852 Carrie Phillips started taking Zoloft 65 00:04:55,946 --> 00:04:57,800 so she wouldn't cut herself anymore... 66 00:04:57,838 --> 00:04:59,263 now she's in a band! 67 00:04:59,358 --> 00:05:01,291 - Can she ejaculate? - Andy! 68 00:05:01,395 --> 00:05:04,431 Okay. Ignore the voice of reason. Drug your child. 69 00:05:04,625 --> 00:05:06,952 Let him wander through his youth like a robot. 70 00:05:07,047 --> 00:05:08,320 Yeah, let me. 71 00:05:08,415 --> 00:05:11,593 Come on, mom. Say yes to drugs. 72 00:05:17,816 --> 00:05:21,273 City council approved the sale of our golf course to Summer Canyon. 73 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:22,951 I gotta talk to Doug about this. 74 00:05:22,967 --> 00:05:23,862 Why? 75 00:05:23,997 --> 00:05:25,393 My green's fee is coming up. 76 00:05:25,606 --> 00:05:29,651 I'm getting cytotoxic chemicals pumped into my blood stream 77 00:05:29,748 --> 00:05:32,501 and you're worried about the price of putting. 78 00:05:32,908 --> 00:05:35,100 Fuck Apprentice. You see Survivor last night? 79 00:05:35,136 --> 00:05:36,320 With the guy who eat the chimel*? 80 00:05:36,357 --> 00:05:38,552 No, that's Fear Factor. Survivor's on the island. 81 00:05:38,585 --> 00:05:41,553 Guys! How about concentrating on this survivor for a minute? 82 00:05:41,587 --> 00:05:43,041 We won't be long. 83 00:05:44,355 --> 00:05:46,152 Oh shit! My deposition. 84 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:48,293 Go. I'll take a cab home. 85 00:05:48,628 --> 00:05:49,813 I can't just leave you here. 86 00:05:49,845 --> 00:05:50,831 I'll be fine. 87 00:05:50,935 --> 00:05:52,411 I'll call and check up on you, okay? 88 00:05:52,448 --> 00:05:53,481 Okay. 89 00:05:56,287 --> 00:05:58,900 So their reward was 3 crispy cream donuts. 90 00:05:58,996 --> 00:06:00,273 Three fucking donuts! 91 00:06:00,508 --> 00:06:01,810 If I'm gonna sit in a tree 92 00:06:01,907 --> 00:06:04,323 in the jungle for 2 days straight with no food 93 00:06:04,428 --> 00:06:05,850 having to take a shit like an owl... 94 00:06:05,888 --> 00:06:06,632 Excuse me! 95 00:06:06,738 --> 00:06:08,553 I want a hell of a lot more than 3 crispy creams. 96 00:06:08,587 --> 00:06:09,630 I want my own franchise. 97 00:06:09,667 --> 00:06:11,382 - I don't blame you. - Excuse me, sir! 98 00:06:11,416 --> 00:06:12,453 I won't be long. 99 00:06:12,927 --> 00:06:14,471 Two days straight with no food. 100 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:18,152 Let's see them do that on Fear Factor. 101 00:06:26,616 --> 00:06:29,563 Need cash for college? Get smart. Learn about your options. 102 00:06:30,495 --> 00:06:33,592 Financial aid awareness month. It's not too late... apply now! 103 00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:38,913 - Hey, boss! - I was just about to leave. 104 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:41,660 Sorry. I was cramming. 105 00:06:41,756 --> 00:06:43,220 I lost track of time. 106 00:06:44,257 --> 00:06:45,810 Wow! 107 00:06:46,548 --> 00:06:48,442 It is so good to see you. 108 00:06:49,285 --> 00:06:50,750 What the hell are you doing? 109 00:06:50,846 --> 00:06:51,542 Oh shit! 110 00:06:51,687 --> 00:06:54,770 Sorry. Sorry. I'm just really, really baked. 111 00:06:55,437 --> 00:06:59,093 And I think you're really, really pretty. 112 00:06:59,188 --> 00:07:01,702 Baked? When did you start smoking? 113 00:07:01,845 --> 00:07:04,073 Right after I started selling. 114 00:07:04,176 --> 00:07:06,063 Oh no! Sanjay, no! 115 00:07:06,168 --> 00:07:10,101 No. It's a good thing! It's totally changed my life for the better. 116 00:07:11,375 --> 00:07:12,413 Fuck! 117 00:07:13,348 --> 00:07:14,231 Hey! 118 00:07:14,425 --> 00:07:15,791 Forgive me! 119 00:07:17,767 --> 00:07:19,993 Can I help you, officer? 120 00:07:20,085 --> 00:07:21,983 - The bag. - What? 121 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:23,823 Give me your fucking bag. 122 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:44,490 Please, this was just a one-time thing. 123 00:07:44,595 --> 00:07:45,673 Really? 124 00:07:46,145 --> 00:07:48,993 My surveillance tapes show something different. 125 00:07:49,325 --> 00:07:50,980 - Tapes? - Tapes, 126 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:54,420 pictures,... Shit! I've got a little dossier on the little Botwin. 127 00:07:54,917 --> 00:07:56,470 Couple of kids. 128 00:07:56,756 --> 00:07:58,750 Nice house in Agrestic. 129 00:07:59,218 --> 00:08:00,833 How do you know this? 130 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:03,622 I am head of campus security. 131 00:08:04,515 --> 00:08:07,013 Suburban mom builds a cottage industry on my turf, 132 00:08:07,078 --> 00:08:08,922 I'm not gonna know about it? 133 00:08:09,015 --> 00:08:11,860 Do you really think I am that bad at my job? 134 00:08:17,617 --> 00:08:18,553 Oh... 135 00:08:19,677 --> 00:08:20,861 Damn! 136 00:08:21,796 --> 00:08:24,020 Not just quantity but quality! 137 00:08:25,737 --> 00:08:27,252 Are you arresting me? 138 00:08:28,135 --> 00:08:29,460 I don't know. 139 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:32,180 I'm not an unreasonable man. 140 00:08:32,785 --> 00:08:34,880 Young boys shouldn't grow up without a mom. 141 00:08:35,857 --> 00:08:36,801 No. 142 00:08:38,307 --> 00:08:41,433 My cousin Jesse grew up without a mother. 143 00:08:41,526 --> 00:08:44,870 Wound up in the Internet with his dick in some granny's ass which is why 144 00:08:44,903 --> 00:08:46,569 I'm gonna cut you a break. 145 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:49,470 I will not take this any farther if you promise 146 00:08:49,492 --> 00:08:52,017 to never come back on this campus again. 147 00:08:52,159 --> 00:08:53,242 Of course! 148 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:54,232 I mean it! 149 00:08:54,428 --> 00:08:56,323 You and your dot-head cohort ever around here peddling, 150 00:08:56,756 --> 00:08:58,603 I am not letting you off again. 151 00:09:04,467 --> 00:09:05,590 Get out of here. 152 00:09:08,866 --> 00:09:11,812 Can I have my stuff back? 153 00:09:14,527 --> 00:09:17,663 - The bag. Not my style. - Yeah... 154 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,722 I meant my other stuff. 155 00:09:23,538 --> 00:09:26,470 Please. I promise I'll never come back here again. 156 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:29,371 That's... that's all I've got. 157 00:09:29,838 --> 00:09:31,640 That's my mortgage payment. 158 00:09:32,327 --> 00:09:34,980 Otherwise I can't pay my bills. It's... 159 00:09:35,737 --> 00:09:38,241 It's everything I have. 160 00:09:40,816 --> 00:09:45,121 Please. I promise I'll never come back here again. I'm... 161 00:09:45,267 --> 00:09:47,162 I'm begging you. 162 00:09:53,298 --> 00:09:56,662 You've got 5 seconds to get the fuck off my campus. 163 00:10:27,596 --> 00:10:29,103 Good afternoon, ladies. 164 00:10:29,205 --> 00:10:31,862 I would like to start by thanking all of you... 165 00:10:31,958 --> 00:10:34,350 - Sorry, I'm late! - Celia. 166 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,582 Would you mind taking a sit? 167 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:37,470 Why? 168 00:10:37,665 --> 00:10:39,220 Maggie's running the meeting. 169 00:10:40,356 --> 00:10:41,201 Why? 170 00:10:41,288 --> 00:10:44,283 Because we need a reliable and healthy leader. 171 00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:46,800 Oh. 172 00:10:47,886 --> 00:10:49,021 As I was saying... 173 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:52,242 it is a frill to finally lead the PTA. 174 00:10:52,397 --> 00:10:55,582 As many of you know, back when Agrestic was just a golf course, 175 00:10:55,807 --> 00:10:58,703 my family was one of the first to settle this land. 176 00:10:58,815 --> 00:11:01,700 So I will do my very best to make you proud. 177 00:11:04,225 --> 00:11:05,073 Now... 178 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:06,403 First order of business: 179 00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:09,900 there is a problem with the gym teacher. 180 00:11:10,145 --> 00:11:15,671 He's been spotted working at the ladies shoe department at Nordstrom's on the weekend. 181 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,952 And we all know what that means, right? 182 00:11:17,986 --> 00:11:19,683 He can get us 10% off? 183 00:11:19,825 --> 00:11:23,302 That's not news. I've known about it for years so... 184 00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:24,570 You knew? 185 00:11:24,677 --> 00:11:26,181 And did nothing? 186 00:11:26,376 --> 00:11:27,790 Well, there's nothing to do. 187 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:29,490 I disagree. 188 00:11:29,685 --> 00:11:31,181 I don't think it's appropriate 189 00:11:31,295 --> 00:11:34,671 for our kids to learn wrestling from a gay... 190 00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:36,122 man. 191 00:11:36,605 --> 00:11:38,532 He's gay. He's not a pedophile. 192 00:11:38,638 --> 00:11:40,213 There's a big difference, you know. 193 00:11:40,246 --> 00:11:41,993 Thank you for your input, Celia. 194 00:11:42,088 --> 00:11:45,083 But your time is up. 195 00:11:46,576 --> 00:11:47,770 Now, ladies, 196 00:11:47,856 --> 00:11:50,803 should Nick Papanicoloplis be fired? 197 00:12:00,205 --> 00:12:02,053 Like hell my time is up! 198 00:12:02,295 --> 00:12:03,812 Now, next up. 199 00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:07,572 What you doing back here? 200 00:12:10,056 --> 00:12:11,471 I'm so fucked! 201 00:12:12,267 --> 00:12:14,801 That $14,000 supply I just picked up... 202 00:12:16,327 --> 00:12:17,703 I need a refill. 203 00:12:17,817 --> 00:12:19,360 You moved them bricks already? 204 00:12:19,457 --> 00:12:22,153 Girl, you flip this shit faster than a pooper-scooper. 205 00:12:22,345 --> 00:12:24,051 I didn't move it. 206 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,170 I lost it. 207 00:12:26,457 --> 00:12:30,403 Lost it? You got to Galson and leave them on a shelf next to the pop tarts? 208 00:12:30,455 --> 00:12:31,833 I got busted! 209 00:12:34,535 --> 00:12:35,623 Seriously? 210 00:12:35,715 --> 00:12:39,773 Yes! By some redneck head of campus security at Valley State. 211 00:12:40,185 --> 00:12:42,040 Threw me in his car and let me off with a warning 212 00:12:42,076 --> 00:12:44,931 but he confiscated all my pot, everything I have, I'm... 213 00:12:45,586 --> 00:12:46,580 screwed. 214 00:12:46,805 --> 00:12:50,753 You didn't get busted, you just got jacked. 215 00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:52,821 What are you talking about? 216 00:12:52,858 --> 00:12:54,600 Did you go down at the police station? 217 00:12:54,638 --> 00:12:55,243 No. 218 00:12:55,388 --> 00:12:56,860 Did you get fingerprinted? 219 00:12:56,948 --> 00:12:57,613 No. 220 00:12:57,746 --> 00:13:00,361 Damn! Girl, you're as gullible as Kobe's wife. 221 00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:03,960 You think a cop's gonna let a drug dealer go just on a warning? 222 00:13:04,055 --> 00:13:06,140 Even a pretty little white one like you? 223 00:13:08,105 --> 00:13:09,241 Are you sure? 224 00:13:09,296 --> 00:13:11,721 500 bucks say your rent-a-cop was a dealer himself, 225 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:14,700 he just didn't like you dealing in his redneck part of the woods. 226 00:13:18,045 --> 00:13:20,971 - Motherfucking... - Let it out. 227 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,692 - ...cocksucking... - That's right. 228 00:13:22,726 --> 00:13:26,932 ...son of a bitch hillbilly stalker asshole! 229 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:29,001 That's right, baby. Let it out, come on! 230 00:13:29,047 --> 00:13:33,760 Shit eating, dickless, granny fucking prick! 231 00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:35,621 - There you go! - Granny fucking? 232 00:13:35,706 --> 00:13:38,390 How am I gonna get my stuff back? Let me borrow a gun! 233 00:13:38,726 --> 00:13:40,712 He jacked your brain too? 234 00:13:40,355 --> 00:13:42,953 You have to just take your lumps on this one like everybody else. 235 00:13:42,985 --> 00:13:45,351 You learned a $14,000 lesson. 236 00:13:52,086 --> 00:13:53,070 Hello? 237 00:13:56,258 --> 00:13:57,203 What? 238 00:13:58,326 --> 00:13:59,552 Oh shit! 239 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,293 Yeah. 240 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:03,223 No, I'll be right there. 241 00:14:04,168 --> 00:14:05,201 Well... 242 00:14:05,966 --> 00:14:08,763 Looks like I'm not the only Botwin who got busted today. 243 00:14:08,798 --> 00:14:10,290 You started a fire? 244 00:14:10,397 --> 00:14:11,661 It's no big deal! 245 00:14:11,766 --> 00:14:14,280 I'd hardly called arson not big deal. 246 00:14:14,426 --> 00:14:16,312 You started a fire? 247 00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:18,183 As you hopefully know, it's diversity week 248 00:14:18,216 --> 00:14:19,890 and there have been several presentations 249 00:14:19,928 --> 00:14:22,072 including Moses and the Burning Bush 250 00:14:22,207 --> 00:14:24,191 which your son seemed to feel 251 00:14:24,326 --> 00:14:25,992 lacked authenticity. 252 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,440 Jesus! 253 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:31,041 No, Moses. And he was talking to a shrub painted red. 254 00:14:31,186 --> 00:14:32,701 It was totally unrealistic. 255 00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:36,361 Fortunately, it was dosed before it caused any injuries or damage. 256 00:14:36,455 --> 00:14:38,150 Do you know how dangerous that is? 257 00:14:38,228 --> 00:14:40,241 Hardly at all. The floor was concrete. 258 00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:43,283 And from our fire drills, I knew that the sprinklers were right above. 259 00:14:43,318 --> 00:14:45,321 And the hose was, like, inches away. 260 00:14:45,355 --> 00:14:46,542 It was out in seconds. 261 00:14:46,687 --> 00:14:50,432 While soaking and terrifying the presenters from Temple Beth Shalom. 262 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:54,041 You really frightened those nice Jews, young man. 263 00:14:54,338 --> 00:14:55,333 I'm sorry. 264 00:14:55,505 --> 00:14:58,592 Mrs. Botwin, I'm gonna have to confiscate the lighter. 265 00:14:58,796 --> 00:15:02,010 And I'm suspending Shane until Monday. 266 00:15:03,146 --> 00:15:04,641 Can I have drugs now? 267 00:15:07,967 --> 00:15:09,671 How i'm gonna deal with you? 268 00:15:09,777 --> 00:15:12,680 - Easy, Paxil. - Enough, Shane. 269 00:15:13,837 --> 00:15:15,112 Hey, look! 270 00:15:15,507 --> 00:15:16,803 Is it Silas? 271 00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:19,922 Silas! 272 00:15:20,255 --> 00:15:21,263 Oh shit! 273 00:15:22,228 --> 00:15:24,321 What is he doing in a Porsche with a stranger! 274 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:25,480 Hey, mom! 275 00:15:25,695 --> 00:15:26,950 What are you doing? 276 00:15:27,285 --> 00:15:28,651 This is Megan's dad. 277 00:15:28,746 --> 00:15:30,853 He's teaching me how to drive a stick! 278 00:15:31,258 --> 00:15:32,681 Hi, Megan's dad. 279 00:15:33,377 --> 00:15:36,561 Howard. Nice to meet you. 280 00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:39,982 - You too. - Later! 281 00:15:42,325 --> 00:15:43,260 Bye. 282 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:57,251 God bless Costco! 283 00:15:57,398 --> 00:15:58,140 Damn it! 284 00:15:59,508 --> 00:16:02,211 Hey, Nanc'! Just in time... 285 00:16:02,537 --> 00:16:04,003 to help me close up! 286 00:16:04,116 --> 00:16:05,753 Where the hell were you all day? 287 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:09,752 How did it go? 288 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:11,762 We made 17 bucks. 289 00:16:12,127 --> 00:16:13,803 But who gives a shit, right? 290 00:16:14,888 --> 00:16:17,830 What the fuck is wrong with you? 291 00:16:18,346 --> 00:16:20,590 What the fuck is wrong with you? It's a phony bakery. 292 00:16:20,626 --> 00:16:24,041 Andy, I just got ripped off 293 00:16:24,745 --> 00:16:26,212 so I am back to zero. 294 00:16:26,307 --> 00:16:27,821 We are back to zero. 295 00:16:27,935 --> 00:16:30,720 So we need to sell some fucking pastries pronto 296 00:16:30,817 --> 00:16:33,811 'cause I need this phony business to work, okay? 297 00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:35,271 Lady, we're closed. 298 00:16:36,026 --> 00:16:37,200 Good start! 299 00:16:38,285 --> 00:16:39,220 Right! 300 00:16:39,648 --> 00:16:40,512 Right. 301 00:16:47,596 --> 00:16:49,190 Hey! Is Dean ready? 302 00:16:49,305 --> 00:16:50,713 No, he's in the shower. 303 00:16:51,826 --> 00:16:53,010 Nice haircut. 304 00:16:54,256 --> 00:16:55,670 It's a wig. 305 00:16:56,937 --> 00:16:59,550 Oh, right, the cancer thing. 306 00:17:00,157 --> 00:17:04,202 Listen, what do you know about the sale of the golf course to Summer Canyon? 307 00:17:04,436 --> 00:17:06,283 I already told Dean the deal is done. 308 00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:08,192 We're looking at a $100 during the week. 309 00:17:08,226 --> 00:17:10,570 $150 on weekends, carts included. 310 00:17:11,018 --> 00:17:12,451 I don't care about golf. 311 00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:15,631 I'm wondering if the houses on the golf course 312 00:17:15,856 --> 00:17:18,052 will still be a part of Agrestic. 313 00:17:18,135 --> 00:17:21,090 No. That's Summer Canyon's problem now. 314 00:17:21,647 --> 00:17:22,631 Really? 315 00:17:23,195 --> 00:17:24,863 Yeah, why? 316 00:17:25,005 --> 00:17:26,373 Would you care? 317 00:17:26,465 --> 00:17:28,312 - Probably not. - Thank you. 318 00:17:32,238 --> 00:17:33,942 What? What's wrong? 319 00:17:34,696 --> 00:17:37,420 Nauseous. Chemo. 320 00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:40,773 That sucks. You want some pot? 321 00:17:41,286 --> 00:17:42,940 That's illegal, Doug. 322 00:17:43,135 --> 00:17:45,193 Not for you. You can even get a medical card. 323 00:17:45,226 --> 00:17:46,883 - Really? - Yeah. 324 00:17:47,116 --> 00:17:48,783 Well, I have the pills for it, thank you. 325 00:17:48,815 --> 00:17:50,520 Ooh! What did they give you? 326 00:17:50,555 --> 00:17:52,580 - Zofran. - Let me try one! 327 00:17:52,676 --> 00:17:54,763 No, they're $300 a pill. 328 00:17:55,276 --> 00:17:56,560 I'll give you 400. 329 00:17:56,736 --> 00:17:58,392 They don't get you high! 330 00:17:58,496 --> 00:18:00,100 It's just for nausea. 331 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,110 Wow! 332 00:18:01,207 --> 00:18:03,413 $300 a pill and no fun? 333 00:18:03,846 --> 00:18:05,540 What a jip! 334 00:18:07,096 --> 00:18:08,842 I really like your wig. 335 00:18:10,358 --> 00:18:11,780 - Really? - Yeah. 336 00:18:12,846 --> 00:18:14,222 Can I pet it? 337 00:18:14,377 --> 00:18:15,820 Knock yourself out. 338 00:18:18,247 --> 00:18:19,470 You're a good girl? 339 00:18:19,716 --> 00:18:21,460 You're a good girl, ain't you? 340 00:18:21,695 --> 00:18:23,161 Yes, you are. 341 00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:25,953 Put them back. 342 00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:34,531 At least, give it to the homeless. 343 00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:35,603 This is Agrestic. 344 00:18:35,798 --> 00:18:37,731 You're the only homeless in town. 345 00:18:38,668 --> 00:18:41,101 Get in the kitchen, start baking like you promised. 346 00:18:41,138 --> 00:18:41,650 Hey! 347 00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:44,612 Thanks for coming, buddy. You gotta talk some sense into her. 348 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:45,971 She's totally delusional! 349 00:18:46,295 --> 00:18:47,571 Nanc', trust me. 350 00:18:47,665 --> 00:18:51,043 A bakery is virtually impossible to run without drug money. 351 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,992 Let me tell you what Amos was really famous for. 352 00:18:54,025 --> 00:18:55,173 What about Mrs. Fields? 353 00:18:55,258 --> 00:18:57,341 - You mean Madame Fields? - Big whore! 354 00:18:57,485 --> 00:18:58,421 Fuck you both. 355 00:18:58,566 --> 00:19:00,381 In this town the only 12 people that still eat carbs 356 00:19:00,418 --> 00:19:01,852 buy their muffins at Starbuck's. 357 00:19:01,885 --> 00:19:05,452 I don't care! I have bills to pay. I'm doing this. 358 00:19:08,727 --> 00:19:09,650 Hello. 359 00:19:11,196 --> 00:19:12,850 I'm dry. Find somebody else. 360 00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:14,292 You're dry? 361 00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:15,583 You're dry? What do you mean you're dry? 362 00:19:15,618 --> 00:19:18,342 I wiped out. Some campus cop at Valley State. 363 00:19:18,445 --> 00:19:19,340 What? 364 00:19:19,676 --> 00:19:21,423 Okay, okay. How do I find this guy? 365 00:19:21,455 --> 00:19:22,550 What are you gonna do? 366 00:19:22,677 --> 00:19:23,613 What do you think I'm gonna do? 367 00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:24,823 Buy your pot back! 368 00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,102 A hundred bucks at a time! 369 00:19:26,137 --> 00:19:27,612 I am not built for this. 370 00:19:27,816 --> 00:19:29,930 I was gonna be a dancer, not a dealer. 371 00:19:30,186 --> 00:19:31,840 Certainly not a baker. 372 00:19:31,947 --> 00:19:34,332 And I wanted to be Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse! 373 00:19:35,027 --> 00:19:36,293 I will stab you. 374 00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:39,652 Get out of my fakery. I have work to do. 375 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,840 Okay, obviously you're not thinking clearly right now. 376 00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,271 You're upset and you're edgy 377 00:19:43,345 --> 00:19:45,482 which is making me upset and edgy. 378 00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:46,661 I'm aiming. 379 00:19:46,788 --> 00:19:48,853 If you throw that, there'd better pot in there. 380 00:19:48,886 --> 00:19:50,690 - I need a smoke. - You got any in you? 381 00:19:50,726 --> 00:19:52,002 - No. - Damn it! 382 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:53,651 It's in my car. 383 00:20:03,688 --> 00:20:04,783 Forgive me. 384 00:20:05,148 --> 00:20:09,140 Your chivalry leaves a lot to be desired. 385 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,252 Who brings cookies to a bakery? 386 00:20:15,077 --> 00:20:16,322 I'm sorry. 387 00:20:16,588 --> 00:20:20,252 How can I make it up to you? I will do anything. 388 00:20:20,398 --> 00:20:22,231 Please, I... 389 00:20:22,337 --> 00:20:24,381 I might be a coward but... 390 00:20:26,285 --> 00:20:27,902 I love you. 391 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:29,701 God! 392 00:20:32,135 --> 00:20:33,253 Start baking! 393 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:39,352 Good afternoon, ladies! First order of business is this... 394 00:20:39,437 --> 00:20:44,641 No, ladies. First order of business is this. 395 00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:49,592 Maggie... for you. 396 00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,722 Oh my goodness! A welcome gift? 397 00:20:53,055 --> 00:20:55,332 Bon voyage present actually. 398 00:20:55,525 --> 00:20:57,192 For you and your children. 399 00:20:57,468 --> 00:21:00,671 Bon voyage? Where are we going? 400 00:21:00,785 --> 00:21:02,940 - I hope it's Vegas. - Open it! 401 00:21:07,278 --> 00:21:10,670 Summer Canyon elementary school application. I don't understand. 402 00:21:10,817 --> 00:21:13,190 Since your house is on the golf course 403 00:21:13,346 --> 00:21:15,802 which is now part of Summer Canyon, 404 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,842 your children can no longer attend Agrestic. 405 00:21:20,025 --> 00:21:20,882 What? 406 00:21:20,967 --> 00:21:22,621 Yeah, out of district. 407 00:21:22,765 --> 00:21:24,232 Oh but there is an upside. 408 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:27,011 Their gym teacher: straight as an arrow. 409 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:31,753 Now, since you actually have to have a child who attends Agrestic 410 00:21:31,848 --> 00:21:33,892 to be president of the PTA, 411 00:21:34,056 --> 00:21:37,313 I believe the position is open again. 412 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,383 And I would like to reinstate myself. 413 00:21:39,668 --> 00:21:41,842 God! I'm feeling so much better. 414 00:21:42,148 --> 00:21:45,412 Excuse me while I play through. 415 00:21:45,927 --> 00:21:48,561 All of those in favor of reinstating me 416 00:21:48,948 --> 00:21:50,171 say "I". 417 00:21:52,838 --> 00:21:53,821 I! 418 00:21:54,418 --> 00:21:55,863 I object! 419 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,043 Yeah, well, take it up with Summer Canyon. 420 00:22:03,817 --> 00:22:05,291 Thank you for your input! 421 00:22:16,947 --> 00:22:19,093 Hello! Welcome to Breadsticks and Scones! 422 00:22:19,117 --> 00:22:20,980 What's the matter? You don't like my gift? 423 00:22:21,018 --> 00:22:22,452 I told you to stay away from me. 424 00:22:22,487 --> 00:22:23,901 Who is this guy, Nancy? 425 00:22:24,137 --> 00:22:25,532 You want me to kick his ass? 426 00:22:27,698 --> 00:22:28,772 Okay. 427 00:22:29,188 --> 00:22:31,073 I gave up 15 hits last night. 428 00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,503 I beamed 4 batters. 429 00:22:33,587 --> 00:22:36,202 And when they charged the mound, the only thing I could think about was you. 430 00:22:36,237 --> 00:22:38,690 Sir, if you're not gonna order anything, I'm gonna have to ask you to... 431 00:22:38,726 --> 00:22:40,162 Forgive me! 432 00:22:42,035 --> 00:22:43,683 You think I'm gonna be your girlfriend? 433 00:22:43,717 --> 00:22:45,511 Girlfriend? Is this high school? 434 00:22:46,248 --> 00:22:47,742 We do business together. 435 00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:49,670 Occasionally, we... 436 00:22:49,725 --> 00:22:51,303 celebrate our success. 437 00:22:51,386 --> 00:22:52,563 Go away. 438 00:22:52,885 --> 00:22:55,071 Look, I'm gonna change your mind. You're gonna need me. 439 00:22:55,106 --> 00:22:56,933 - For what? - A lot of things. 440 00:22:57,188 --> 00:22:59,270 I can help you put up more territories. 441 00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:02,283 I got connections with domestics who're ready to redistribute. 442 00:23:02,317 --> 00:23:04,223 And most of all I can protect you. 443 00:23:04,308 --> 00:23:05,583 What do you need me for? 444 00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:08,402 The business has changed, I can't push my ditch weed anymore. 445 00:23:08,475 --> 00:23:11,122 - I need your quality supply. - I don't have a supply. 446 00:23:11,326 --> 00:23:14,323 I got jacked by some campus cop at Valley State yesterday. 447 00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:18,323 Then you're gonna need my protection a lot more than you think. 448 00:23:27,018 --> 00:23:28,161 Hey! 449 00:24:01,995 --> 00:24:04,222 Oh! I hope I don't lose my sex drive. 450 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:05,350 Enough! 451 00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:07,531 Don't need no pills! 452 00:24:08,337 --> 00:24:09,673 - Hey, Lupita! - What? 453 00:24:09,706 --> 00:24:12,231 You haven't seen the lighter that was in my drawer, have you? 454 00:24:12,265 --> 00:24:12,822 No. 455 00:24:13,497 --> 00:24:17,170 It's kinda in the principal's office. 456 00:24:17,918 --> 00:24:19,871 - Where? - At my school. 457 00:24:19,948 --> 00:24:21,570 He confiscated it. 458 00:24:23,185 --> 00:24:25,220 You fucking idiot. 459 00:24:25,558 --> 00:24:26,853 You're an idiot! Fuck you! 460 00:24:26,906 --> 00:24:29,162 That was dad's! He gave it to me. 461 00:24:29,258 --> 00:24:31,222 What's wrong with you? 462 00:24:32,415 --> 00:24:34,362 Lupita, get some ice. 463 00:24:35,298 --> 00:24:36,483 Oh my God! 464 00:24:45,258 --> 00:24:47,462 Goddamn it, Silas! 465 00:25:36,097 --> 00:25:37,590 Don't panic! I'm not gonna hurt you. 466 00:25:37,705 --> 00:25:39,713 Get the fuck away! Get the fuck away from my house! 467 00:25:39,775 --> 00:25:42,303 Wait, wait, here. This is yours. 468 00:25:43,827 --> 00:25:47,641 And I want to apologize for the other day, Mrs. Botwin. 469 00:25:47,778 --> 00:25:51,012 I didn't realize who you were. 470 00:25:51,107 --> 00:25:53,583 I mean I knew who you were, I just didn't know... 471 00:25:53,668 --> 00:25:54,802 who you were. 472 00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:59,081 And if you need any protection on campus or more connections, 473 00:25:59,175 --> 00:26:00,401 I'm your man. 474 00:26:00,646 --> 00:26:02,391 Whatever you need, just ask for me. 475 00:26:02,536 --> 00:26:04,711 I'm Cash. That's me. 476 00:26:04,818 --> 00:26:06,533 I need you to get away from my house. 477 00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:07,413 Right. 478 00:26:07,505 --> 00:26:10,233 Okay. And again, I am so sorry. 479 00:26:32,907 --> 00:26:37,232 Synchro/Transcript: Travis - www.forom.com -