1 00:00:00,067 --> 00:00:02,126 Previously on Weeds: 2 00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:06,839 -Everybody all right? -Snowflake? 3 00:00:07,008 --> 00:00:09,067 She's in shock. Slap her. 4 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:11,575 -What's this? -You're looking at a fine... 5 00:00:11,746 --> 00:00:13,043 ...and an anti-drug class. 6 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:16,411 I wrote a gangster rap about killing Devon Rensler with my gat. 7 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:19,417 My therapist says I'm just acting out because my dad's dead. 8 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:22,215 Judah was my brother. I miss him too, Nancy. 9 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:23,982 Okay, look, I made a mistake, okay. 10 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:27,753 I don't want Chelsea, I don't want any other girl, all right. I want you. 11 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:31,230 Could my cover business eventually become my real business? 12 00:00:31,399 --> 00:00:32,991 What about this place as the bakery? 13 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:34,395 I have cancer. 14 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:38,833 -What do you think about these? -I don't give a flying fuck... 15 00:00:39,006 --> 00:00:42,169 ...if you do have cancer, put your tits away in front of my kid. 16 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:12,896 I love you, Mommy. 17 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,203 I love you, Mommy. 18 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:32,909 Shit. 19 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:37,043 Good morning, ladies and "jointlemen." 20 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:39,949 My name's Billy, I'm a pothead. 21 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:44,022 I think these weekly Marijuana Anonymous meetings are really helping me quit... 22 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:48,127 ...because every Saturday, between nine and 10, I don't get high. 23 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:50,126 Jesus, what a nimrod. 24 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:53,528 One time, I stared at my aquarium, wondering: "After fish have sex... 25 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:56,067 ...do they fight about who sleeps on the dry spot?" 26 00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:59,866 If we have to sit through this dreck, they should pass out joints at the door. 27 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,669 -It's the only humane thing to do. -Hey, man, comedy is Billy's art. 28 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,607 Don't be calling Billy's art "dreck." 29 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:09,681 -Hey, buddy, do you have a problem? -I didn't think so, but the judge disagreed. 30 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:13,650 Okay. So let's all join me in the serenity prayer. 31 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:19,555 God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change... 32 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:24,960 ...the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. 33 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:26,893 Amen. 34 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,233 What does this mean? 35 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:37,571 It's just boilerplate legalese for a lease. 36 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:39,502 -Hey. -Don't look at me... 37 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,581 -...I'm fucked up on cornbread. -What made me think... 38 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,911 -...I could run a bakery? -Me. 39 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:48,922 You just have to make it look like a bakery to legitimize your dealing. 40 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:52,149 -You just called me a dealer. -You are a dealer. 41 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:54,294 We're in my house. 42 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:59,622 I'm not a dealer, I'm a mother who happens to distribute... 43 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,791 ...illegal products through a sham bakery... 44 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:06,429 ...set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend. 45 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:09,440 -At least I can get myself off. -What's that supposed to mean? 46 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:13,979 -ln court, I'm a lawyer, I can get myself off. -Maybe I should have gone to law school. 47 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:16,378 You need a cool nickname, like "lce Pick." 48 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,450 -Who's lce Pick? -It's my old drug dealer. 49 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:22,316 -What happened to him? -Opened up a sham deli and got busted. 50 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:24,553 I'm joking. I'm joking. 51 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,419 He went back to Pittsburg. 52 00:05:27,594 --> 00:05:30,859 Mom! Mom, mom, mom! Do we have any batteries? 53 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:32,328 -No. -Are you sure? 54 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,899 -Trust me, no. -Well, can we go to Costco? 55 00:05:35,069 --> 00:05:36,502 -Not now, honey. -I'm bored. 56 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,661 Go read a book. 57 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,499 Okay. 58 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,538 -Sign here. -No, no. Wait, wait. 59 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:48,614 -I haven't explained everything yet. -It's all yours, Smokey. 60 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:51,273 -Smokey? -I'm working on it. 61 00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:59,449 -Hi, I'm Andy. -Hi, I'm Sharon. 62 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,218 Sharon, this is my first meeting. 63 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:04,193 I just had you tell you, I was so moved by your words. 64 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:07,065 Well, they're not my words. It's a prayer. 65 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:10,733 You see how-- You had such convictions, you know? 66 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:14,172 You were kind of rude during sharing, and you were late. 67 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:16,502 Well, I'm having a really hard time off the pot. 68 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:19,942 It makes me so cranky and unpunctual. I'm sorry about that. 69 00:06:20,114 --> 00:06:22,105 No, no, I understand, it's very hard. 70 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:24,910 And Billy is kind of a nimrod. 71 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:27,610 He is kind of a nimrod. 72 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:30,052 So, what did you think of your first meeting? 73 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:33,520 Truthfully? 74 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:37,428 I'm not really sure I'm strong enough to stay clean. 75 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:42,832 I think if you're honest with yourself, and you're willing to share with the group... 76 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,994 -...you can do this. -That's so right. 77 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:48,505 Then that's really what I want, everything that you said. 78 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:51,701 God, you're so together and beautiful. Sponsor me. 79 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:56,343 No, there are people here who are better qualified to help you. 80 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,485 And sponsors should really be the same sex. 81 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:00,882 -Why? -So there's no emotional ties... 82 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:04,114 -...between the sponsor and sponsee. -What about gays? 83 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:06,121 -Are you gay? -Would you sponsor me? 84 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:09,421 -Andy. -Okay, look.... 85 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:19,362 Here it is. When I was young, my stepfather, he.... 86 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:25,443 I can't talk to men. I have no trust for them. 87 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:29,912 If I have no one I can open up to, then I fear the worst. 88 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:33,314 I'm frightened, Sharon. I'm alone, and I'm frightened. 89 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:47,966 Thank you. Thank you. 90 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,711 Welcome. 91 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,343 It's the last time I do this. 92 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,614 -Better get over your fear of bullets, girl. -Give me some time. 93 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:12,190 -I'm sure it's an acquired taste. -You know what? 94 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:13,986 Find yourself another delivery boy. 95 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:17,619 Strong, proud, black men like myself tend to stick out around here. 96 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:19,959 -You smell like vindaloo. -Good nose. 97 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:22,363 No, no, good everything. 98 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:25,198 -Where you gonna store this stuff, girl? -At home. 99 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:28,937 -Why the hell would you bring it home? -Because that's where I keep it. 100 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,906 You only bring home the weed you know... 101 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,308 ...you gonna be moving real quick, right? 102 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:37,016 You lucky you got pretty eyes and a sweet bedunkadunk. 103 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,084 -What? -Your booty's nice. 104 00:08:39,253 --> 00:08:41,551 Thank you. Heylia keeps her weed at home. 105 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:44,122 But Heylia ain't got two kids running around, do she? 106 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:46,452 She damn sure ain't got a sweet place like this. 107 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,959 Strangest thing, banks won't give business loans... 108 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,825 ...to poor, black, soon-to-be grandmothers from West Adams. 109 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:55,196 -They will only give loans to white dealers. -Don't call me a dealer. 110 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,701 Baby, a sexy spade is still a spade. 111 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,305 What are we playing? 112 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,680 -Terrorists. -I'm hungry. 113 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:45,546 You can eat once your precious government releases our prisoners. 114 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:48,654 -Do you guys have Fruit Roll-Ups? -Silence! 115 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,954 Come in. 116 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,334 Hi. 117 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,743 Let me save you some typing, okay? I'm an asshole. 118 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:21,319 I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole. 119 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:31,892 So are we cool? 120 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:39,568 Right. 121 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,004 Cedar closet, hidden locks... 122 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:45,633 ...turkey bags, Seal-a-Meal. These are the things that you need to know. 123 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,508 -Turkey bags? -You need to build a secret locker... 124 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:52,709 ...and you need to line it with cedar. That's gonna help keep the bugs out. 125 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,855 -I should be writing this down. -You trying to get us arrested? 126 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:01,024 Look, protect that locker with a secret lock. 127 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:05,597 Now, the weed that you break into on a daily, you wanna store that... 128 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:09,634 ...in your turkey bags, that hides the smell. Then again, you could sprinkle that... 129 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:13,136 ...all over and wouldn't be able to tell here. How do you not know this? 130 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,637 I live in Agrestic. 131 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,969 Do you know how to turn on automatic sprinklers? 132 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,009 Hey, Silas. 133 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,168 Shit. 134 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:28,050 -Give me the weed. -What weed? 135 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,553 Don't fuck around. Give me the weed. 136 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,256 Jesus. Is this what you wanna be... 137 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:41,493 ...a couple of fucking teenage burnouts? "Oh, I'm 16. I have zits. Life's so tough!" 138 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:44,102 "Oh, I'm deaf. I can't hear. Life's so unfair!" 139 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,603 -What will you do with it? -Give it to your mother. 140 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:49,401 -You wouldn't. -lf Marijuana Anonymous... 141 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:53,512 ...teaches us anything, smoking dope, it might be a lot of fun right now. 142 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:59,175 Soon, you're gonna learn, it teaches you to live in a privately defined world. 143 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:02,150 A world that gets smaller and smaller as you box yourself in. 144 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:07,055 You narrow your options, until you're left with absolutely nothing. 145 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,557 That's pretty much cashed. 146 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:20,996 You American dogs have 24 hours to comply and leave our country, or else.... 147 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,904 You are seriously twisted, Strange Botwin. 148 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,443 Don't say my name, infidel! 149 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:06,214 What are you looking for? Are you stealing from us? 150 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,355 Yes, my family need this menorah. 151 00:13:09,523 --> 00:13:11,423 Mom said you once stole one of her rings. 152 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,253 -What? -But then she found it. 153 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:20,325 I think you just probably wanna put your safe right here. 154 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,468 I'll pay you to install it. 155 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:25,901 You're already into me for a car hood, and I ain't seen a dime of that. 156 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,939 -You got to offer me something else. -What do you want? 157 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,667 Hello? 158 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,741 -Nancy? -Celia. What are you doing here? 159 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:38,851 I refuse to just sit around the house for three days, waiting. 160 00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:42,585 The puppies are coming off, Nance. 161 00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:47,159 And I'm thinking it's time to take them out for one last walk. 162 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:53,359 -All right, who's the hottie? -My carpenter. Conrad. 163 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,195 -Conrad, this is Celia. -Hey. 164 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:59,031 Hello, carpenter. 165 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,738 Do you want to see something? 166 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,375 You have to stop flashing your boobs to the world-- 167 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,479 Speak when spoken to. 168 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:11,244 -"Here today, gone tomorrow." -It's symbolic. 169 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:14,012 My homage to temporary permanence. 170 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,678 -They're beautiful. -Why, thank you. 171 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:20,524 -Wanna take them out dancing tonight? -He doesn't have time to go dancing. 172 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:24,221 Come on, Nancy, we'll go out. All of us. 173 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:27,264 I've been fully waxed, and I have a brand-new tattoo. 174 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:31,768 -I am not going to take no for an answer. -You have a husband. 175 00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:36,432 Who's white and Jewish. If we were going out for kreplach, maybe. 176 00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:43,044 No more typing, all right? 177 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,081 Let's just talk. 178 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:48,047 I wanna hear your voice. 179 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,247 Why not? 180 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,489 How do you know? You can't hear it. 181 00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:02,625 Listen, come on. I promise you it'll be okay. 182 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,794 Just talk. It's me, okay? Just talk to me. 183 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,798 Please? Please. Hey! 184 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:20,584 -Take that, you Kraut bastards! -What are you doing? 185 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,847 -Killing Nazis. -How brave. 186 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,251 Don't hurt your thumbs. 187 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:29,723 So now you're selling weed and turning tricks. 188 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,296 A girl's gotta support two kids and a brother-in-law. 189 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,127 Not after we turn that bakery into a gold mine. 190 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,735 Just like the Jesus T-shirts... 191 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:39,235 -...and the ostrich farm, huh? -Yeah, you're right. 192 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:42,136 -Much better to be a pot dealer. -I'm not getting sucked... 193 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:45,676 -...into your bullshit right now. -Okay, tap into your higher power. 194 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:50,009 If I could tap into my higher power, my fingers wouldn't be numb. 195 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:56,018 Mom! Mom! Mom, check this out. This is so cool. 196 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,715 -Are you going out? -Yeah, sweetie, but we'll look at that... 197 00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:02,589 ...first thing in the morning, okay? Be good. 198 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,365 -Hey, buddy, come hang out with me. -Pass. 199 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:29,581 Is it true what they say, that once a white woman's been with a carpenter... 200 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:30,984 ...she never goes back? 201 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:34,183 Baby, when I nail something, it stays nailed. 202 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,786 Wait right here. 203 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:40,362 I have cancer and jungle fever... 204 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:44,367 ...and tonight one of them is going to get cured. 205 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,697 Hey, sponsor. 206 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,808 Hi. 207 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,013 I'm really losing it. 208 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,410 I need to talk to you. 209 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:09,280 My girlfriend just broke up with me. 210 00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:12,056 No, no, no. 211 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:15,058 I need to-- I need to see you. 212 00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:21,329 I'm sitting here with a joint in one hand and a lighter in the other... 213 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,698 ...and I'm never gonna make it through the night. 214 00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:28,607 Please. Please, I'm begging you. 215 00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:36,940 -You got a nice bedunkadunk. -Has this ever happened to you. 216 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:41,178 You've never heard an expression, and then you hear it twice in one day? 217 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,719 Would you like some champagne? 218 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:46,290 No, thank you. Something tells me it's best to stay sober around you. 219 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,428 -Why would you say that? -I had to go through a metal detector... 220 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,962 ...but you and your friends came through the back. 221 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,327 -That makes me nervous. -I make you nervous? 222 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,992 The guns make me nervous, you make me curious. 223 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,968 Says the white lady in the black club. 224 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,104 -What's your story? -I came with Conrad. 225 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,938 You buying or selling? 226 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:11,712 I'm a suburban baroness of bud. Nancy. 227 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:14,513 -Tusk. -Nice to meet you, Tusk. 228 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,985 -What do you do? -I'm a businessman. 229 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,086 Are you, now? 230 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,988 Do you have any kids? 231 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,459 I do. I have two boys and a girl. 232 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,430 I have two boys. I'm not with them enough. 233 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,161 How do you keep your business separate from your family? 234 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:34,204 -They live in Atlanta. -Don't you miss them? 235 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:38,003 I'd miss them more if they were dead. 236 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:41,045 -You got a man? -He died of a heart attack. 237 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,080 He was fun. We had a good fit. 238 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:47,048 Now I run around all day, and I don't have anyone to talk to. 239 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,347 -You're talking to me. -What am I doing? 240 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,821 You're doing what all of us are doing, baby. You're getting by. 241 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,427 Lupita. 242 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,302 Still looking for something? 243 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,028 I cleaning. 244 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:10,006 Well, you want to help me build a pillow fort? 245 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:13,771 Okay. There's nothing to find here anyway. 246 00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:15,642 I get more pillows. 247 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,419 Lupita, hurry up. 248 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:42,939 Me and my girlfriend, Vanessa, we loved to get high... 249 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:47,773 ...and have spiritually passionate, uninhibited sex. 250 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,108 It wasn't even sex. It was better than sex. 251 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:55,050 It was like a tantric mind-meld. 252 00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,712 Only, it was less mind and more meld. 253 00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:01,291 That's why I have to get wasted, you know, but.... 254 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,655 I know it'll just make me miss Valerie even more... 255 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:11,099 ...and the pain will be as bad as the sex was good. 256 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,296 -I get it. -No, I don't think you do. 257 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,806 -I really loved Veronica. -No, believe me, I get it. 258 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:20,275 Nothing used to make me happier than getting high... 259 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:23,142 ...and having passionate uninhibited sex. 260 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,508 Really? 261 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,410 Yeah. In fact.... 262 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,754 -What? -I can't believe I'm telling you this. 263 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:38,095 I can only climax if I'm high. 264 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:50,802 Conrad.... 265 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,750 -Focus. -Oh, God. 266 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:35,717 Hey, Nance, come here. You gotta check this out. 267 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:39,380 -Not right now, it's been a long night. -No, I think you need to see this. 268 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:41,891 -What are we playing? -Terrorists. 269 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:43,289 I'm hungry. 270 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:48,093 You can eat once your precious government releases our prisoners. 271 00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:51,430 -Do you guys have Fruit Roll-Ups? -Silence! 272 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:57,338 You American dogs have 24 hours to comply and leave our country, or else.... 273 00:22:57,510 --> 00:23:00,274 You are seriously twisted, Strange Botwin. 274 00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:02,744 Don't say my name, infidel! 275 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,516 Hi, Mom. 276 00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:14,190 What am I gonna do with him? 277 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:16,890 He shot a mountain lion, he wrote a gangster rap. 278 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,928 Now he's making terrorist videos. 279 00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:23,933 Yeah, and I melted army men, and I peed on the neighbors' kid... 280 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,536 ...and I blew up frogs. 281 00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:30,434 I was young, and it was the Fourth of July... 282 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:31,907 ...and Jude had dared me-- 283 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:35,445 The point is that little boys do this shit, you know? 284 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,708 Mostly because they're dumb... 285 00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:39,442 ...or they want attention. 286 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,280 Shane's not dumb. 287 00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:45,447 Now, on the bright side, I think we got a little Scorsese on our hands. 288 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,926 Chicks love those cutting-edge directors. 289 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:52,292 Man, that kid is gonna get laid by the time he's 1 1. 290 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,701 Sweet dreams. 291 00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:07,345 I want a raise. 292 00:24:23,429 --> 00:24:26,193 -You up, kiddo? -Yep. 293 00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:30,301 I saw your video. 294 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,303 And? 295 00:24:35,608 --> 00:24:38,907 And the infidels are ready to meet your demands. 296 00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:14,807 You fucking better.