1 00:00:03,127 --> 00:00:04,033 Foul! 2 00:00:04,208 --> 00:00:06,400 Ref, what's the matter with your whistle! 3 00:00:06,946 --> 00:00:11,325 You know, you should really be encouraging Shane and Silas 4 00:00:11,361 --> 00:00:13,429 to talk about Juda's death 5 00:00:13,516 --> 00:00:15,912 or, down the road, you're looking at two 6 00:00:15,994 --> 00:00:17,608 very dysfunctional adults. 7 00:00:19,592 --> 00:00:20,285 Shit! 8 00:00:21,611 --> 00:00:23,398 I guess he left her pretty well fixed. 9 00:00:23,515 --> 00:00:24,694 I heard there was nothing. 10 00:00:24,766 --> 00:00:26,363 I wonder how she's getting by. 11 00:00:26,452 --> 00:00:28,985 Jesus, Nancy, you weren't kidding, this stuff is primo. 12 00:00:29,239 --> 00:00:30,133 You wanna climb in. 13 00:00:30,223 --> 00:00:31,514 Give me a little respect. 14 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:34,383 I'm the biggest game in the private community of Agrestic. 15 00:00:34,475 --> 00:00:36,111 Drugs sell themselves biscuit. 16 00:00:36,185 --> 00:00:37,233 You ain't shit. 17 00:00:37,308 --> 00:00:38,692 Her husband is boning the tennis pro. 18 00:00:39,277 --> 00:00:41,121 She loved him long time. 19 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:42,150 Dean! 20 00:00:42,305 --> 00:00:43,970 That little cunt! 21 00:00:44,065 --> 00:00:46,353 Mrs. Botwin, can we have sex in your house? 22 00:00:47,268 --> 00:00:48,350 Jesus. 23 00:00:48,836 --> 00:00:50,742 I've got everything under control. 24 00:01:51,397 --> 00:01:54,862 And 5, 6, 7, 8. 25 00:01:57,408 --> 00:01:58,431 Down, ladies. 26 00:01:58,578 --> 00:02:00,010 And go! 27 00:02:00,558 --> 00:02:02,690 Give me shoulders. Give me attitude. 28 00:02:03,025 --> 00:02:04,300 Head down, ladies. 29 00:02:05,786 --> 00:02:07,363 You know about Celia's husband? 30 00:02:07,458 --> 00:02:09,090 Sleeping with the tennis pro. 31 00:02:09,178 --> 00:02:10,211 He's homosexual? 32 00:02:10,306 --> 00:02:11,992 Not Victor, the oriental girl. 33 00:02:12,057 --> 00:02:14,660 Helen Chin? She completely transformed my serve. 34 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:15,660 I hope they don't fire her. 35 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:16,591 Ladies... 36 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:18,633 throwing stones in the glassroom. 37 00:02:18,748 --> 00:02:20,493 No, gossiping about Celia. 38 00:02:20,568 --> 00:02:21,253 Lovely. 39 00:02:21,637 --> 00:02:23,510 Come on, Nancy, it's harmless fun. 40 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:24,802 Probably not for Celia. 41 00:02:24,886 --> 00:02:25,832 Oh, please! 42 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,482 Celia wasn't programmed to feel. 43 00:02:27,566 --> 00:02:30,060 Why don't you chat about who your husbands are fucking? 44 00:02:30,148 --> 00:02:31,522 Look, here come girls. 45 00:02:32,805 --> 00:02:34,191 You take care, Nancy. 46 00:02:34,306 --> 00:02:36,641 It must be so hard for you being all alone. 47 00:02:36,768 --> 00:02:37,793 God bless. 48 00:02:39,338 --> 00:02:40,180 Mom? 49 00:02:41,827 --> 00:02:44,302 I thought Blanca was picking me up after school. 50 00:02:44,457 --> 00:02:46,831 Yes, well, surprise! 51 00:02:47,736 --> 00:02:50,710 Blanca had to take your sister to the airport. 52 00:02:50,768 --> 00:02:51,802 The airport? 53 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:53,502 Where is she going? 54 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:58,453 Quinn is on her way to boarding school in Mexico. 55 00:02:59,008 --> 00:03:00,311 She didn't say anything. 56 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,343 Yeah, well, not a sentimentalist your sister. 57 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,030 Can we talk about this in the car? 58 00:03:04,126 --> 00:03:04,632 But... 59 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:05,620 But in the car. 60 00:03:05,688 --> 00:03:06,690 Go and change your clothes. 61 00:03:06,776 --> 00:03:08,660 I'll meet you at the desk. Go on. 62 00:03:08,726 --> 00:03:10,000 The karate class will be starting in just a minute. 63 00:03:10,066 --> 00:03:12,391 Mr. Saint Denis, so nice to see you. 64 00:03:12,466 --> 00:03:14,253 Always a pleasure, Mrs. Botwin. 65 00:03:14,318 --> 00:03:16,133 Shane is doing very well in karate. 66 00:03:16,217 --> 00:03:17,693 I'm so glad to hear that. 67 00:03:18,357 --> 00:03:20,772 Mom, the lady at the desk says you need to pay. 68 00:03:20,846 --> 00:03:21,983 I already checked last week. 69 00:03:22,107 --> 00:03:23,643 She said your check didn't clear. 70 00:03:24,487 --> 00:03:26,052 There must be some explanation. 71 00:03:26,117 --> 00:03:28,533 Yeah, you don't have any money in your checking account. 72 00:03:28,596 --> 00:03:31,210 I'll go to the desk and straighten everything out. Go back to class. 73 00:03:31,315 --> 00:03:32,153 I gotta pee. 74 00:03:32,235 --> 00:03:32,893 Fine, hurry up. 75 00:03:32,977 --> 00:03:35,752 Hold up the bell. Remember to hold up the bell so it doesn't get wet. 76 00:03:35,817 --> 00:03:36,390 Mom! 77 00:03:36,485 --> 00:03:37,400 Hey, Nancy. 78 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:39,001 Hi, Celia. 79 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:47,090 Nancy, hey! Check this out! 80 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:48,772 Ow! 81 00:03:48,945 --> 00:03:50,782 Shit, Nancy! I am so sorry. 82 00:03:50,877 --> 00:03:53,143 What did you just chuck at my face? 83 00:03:53,215 --> 00:03:55,012 It's called a roomerang and when you throw it, 84 00:03:56,008 --> 00:03:57,772 it's supposed to come back to you... 85 00:03:58,126 --> 00:03:59,950 when someone else's face doesn't get in the way. 86 00:04:00,036 --> 00:04:01,023 But I'm not saying you did that on purpose. 87 00:04:01,098 --> 00:04:02,092 Can I have a tissue? 88 00:04:02,195 --> 00:04:02,982 Oh, sure. 89 00:04:06,145 --> 00:04:07,772 Doug, we need to talk. 90 00:04:07,845 --> 00:04:09,203 Oh, no. No, no. 91 00:04:09,295 --> 00:04:10,411 Don't tell me you're dry. 92 00:04:10,515 --> 00:04:12,080 Not dry, Doug. I'm broke. 93 00:04:12,176 --> 00:04:13,403 Thank God! 94 00:04:13,998 --> 00:04:17,010 Maybe I should save some money by firing my accountant. 95 00:04:17,087 --> 00:04:18,773 Okay, let's not get carried away. 96 00:04:18,868 --> 00:04:20,231 We should brainstorm on this. 97 00:04:20,575 --> 00:04:22,361 Have some dialog, confab, pow wow. 98 00:04:22,425 --> 00:04:24,591 I can't believe I trust you with my money, you're an idiot. 99 00:04:24,668 --> 00:04:26,582 I'm an idiot savant. 100 00:04:26,696 --> 00:04:30,290 Say what you want about me personnally but I'm a great fucking CPA. 101 00:04:30,398 --> 00:04:32,913 You won't let me deposit cash in my checking account. 102 00:04:32,995 --> 00:04:35,503 I'm running all over town paying my bills in cash. 103 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:39,322 Because I can't have a papertrail of cash deposits. You gotta trust me on this. 104 00:04:39,408 --> 00:04:41,070 What am I supposed to do? Sell my house? 105 00:04:41,165 --> 00:04:42,633 How about Lupita, your housekeeper? 106 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:43,943 She's like family. 107 00:04:44,087 --> 00:04:47,030 Besides her daughter is still in court reporting school. 108 00:04:47,585 --> 00:04:50,641 I started selling so I could maintain my lifestyle, 109 00:04:51,045 --> 00:04:52,433 not dismantle it. 110 00:04:52,505 --> 00:04:53,883 Well, you're gonna have to sell more. 111 00:04:54,005 --> 00:04:55,561 Nancy, it's the oldest rule in business. 112 00:04:55,647 --> 00:04:57,770 Buy low, sell high. 113 00:05:00,055 --> 00:05:01,861 Did you get it? Sell high! 114 00:05:02,237 --> 00:05:04,393 If you ever make a biz card, you could use that. 115 00:05:05,558 --> 00:05:06,343 Doug... 116 00:05:07,868 --> 00:05:08,691 Okay. 117 00:05:08,946 --> 00:05:09,930 Alright, listen. 118 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:12,343 I've been working on setting up a small business loan for you 119 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:14,511 so you can have the front to launder money through. 120 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:17,230 This way you can replenish your checking account, pay some bills, 121 00:05:17,326 --> 00:05:19,031 and boom! Bob's your uncle! 122 00:05:19,105 --> 00:05:20,591 What is my legitimate small business? 123 00:05:20,676 --> 00:05:21,230 I don't know. 124 00:05:21,318 --> 00:05:23,061 Pick something. Paperwork is all the same. 125 00:05:23,146 --> 00:05:24,250 Just let me know what you want. 126 00:05:24,335 --> 00:05:27,210 Could my cover business eventually become my real business? 127 00:05:27,645 --> 00:05:30,330 In this economy, small businesses are fucked. 128 00:05:30,427 --> 00:05:31,861 But that would be good for us, don't worry about it. 129 00:05:31,926 --> 00:05:34,481 Just pick something with low inventory. Okay? 130 00:05:35,065 --> 00:05:36,670 I'm so screwed. 131 00:05:36,787 --> 00:05:38,963 No, stop that! Everything is gonna be great! 132 00:05:39,036 --> 00:05:41,891 I'm guaranteeing you at least 7 customers at tomorrow's game. 133 00:05:42,076 --> 00:05:44,691 Oh and if you could be here by 8, that would be perfecto. 134 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:48,952 How about a little cash upfront? 135 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:50,590 Sure. 136 00:05:54,165 --> 00:05:55,940 Ah shit! I'm all taped out. 137 00:05:56,136 --> 00:05:58,183 I'll hit the ATM later. I promise. 138 00:06:00,306 --> 00:06:03,113 Nanc', I'd offer to write you a check but that seems insensitive. 139 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,371 Not to mention unwise because if you should get caught, 140 00:06:05,455 --> 00:06:07,262 I can't have it coming back to me. 141 00:06:08,225 --> 00:06:09,390 Silas! 142 00:06:09,835 --> 00:06:12,540 Is there a phone off the hook upstairs? 143 00:06:12,637 --> 00:06:14,160 - Dead! - What? 144 00:06:14,962 --> 00:06:15,865 It's dead. 145 00:06:16,369 --> 00:06:17,653 All the phones are dead. 146 00:06:17,823 --> 00:06:18,874 Oh shit! 147 00:06:21,528 --> 00:06:22,473 Don't worry. 148 00:06:24,115 --> 00:06:26,461 I'll go online and pay it right now. 149 00:06:30,086 --> 00:06:31,700 Why can't I get online? 150 00:06:31,775 --> 00:06:34,550 'Cause DSL is connected to the phone. 151 00:06:34,758 --> 00:06:38,003 I'll give you 50 bucks right now if you don't give me any grief about this. 152 00:06:39,505 --> 00:06:40,311 Cool. 153 00:06:41,475 --> 00:06:44,153 Hey, you haven't talked to Quinn's mom lately, have you? 154 00:06:44,235 --> 00:06:45,980 I saw her at karate. 155 00:06:46,535 --> 00:06:48,371 You didn't say anything to her, right? 156 00:06:48,438 --> 00:06:49,303 About what? 157 00:06:49,435 --> 00:06:52,322 You know, about how you caught me and Quinn. 158 00:06:52,418 --> 00:06:53,580 Why would you think that? 159 00:06:53,915 --> 00:06:57,503 'Cause I haven't heard from Quinn and she wasn't at school. 160 00:06:57,955 --> 00:06:59,181 I don't know, I just... 161 00:07:00,085 --> 00:07:00,832 I don't get it. 162 00:07:00,925 --> 00:07:02,150 She didn't say goodbye? 163 00:07:03,348 --> 00:07:04,333 Goodbye? 164 00:07:04,448 --> 00:07:05,221 What do you mean goodbye? 165 00:07:05,307 --> 00:07:07,161 I heard Celia saying something about 166 00:07:07,846 --> 00:07:09,190 Quinn going to Mexico. 167 00:07:10,425 --> 00:07:11,461 Mexico? 168 00:07:11,927 --> 00:07:14,260 I don't know. I overheard. 169 00:07:15,527 --> 00:07:16,512 Quinn... 170 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:19,700 Quinn wouldn't go to Mexico without telling me. 171 00:07:20,987 --> 00:07:23,802 I'm sorry, honey. I don't know the whole story. 172 00:07:23,895 --> 00:07:25,042 You're sorry? 173 00:07:25,137 --> 00:07:27,081 She's probably been trying to call me. 174 00:07:27,307 --> 00:07:31,413 What the hell is the matter for this family that we can't even have a goddamn working phone! 175 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,383 It's your fucking mess. 176 00:07:33,678 --> 00:07:34,690 Silas! 177 00:07:34,775 --> 00:07:35,952 Hi, Mrs. 178 00:07:36,167 --> 00:07:38,182 Hi, Lupita. How you doing? 179 00:07:38,577 --> 00:07:40,421 I think I have the menopause. 180 00:07:40,785 --> 00:07:44,151 I'm thinking I am gonna have another baby and I cry. 181 00:07:44,237 --> 00:07:46,913 And then I hear: No! It's the menopause. 182 00:07:47,006 --> 00:07:48,481 And I say: Thank you, God. 183 00:07:50,256 --> 00:07:53,092 So, you no pay me last week. 184 00:07:53,886 --> 00:07:54,703 I didn't? 185 00:07:54,746 --> 00:07:55,792 You no pay me. 186 00:07:55,938 --> 00:07:56,901 Are you sure? 187 00:07:57,027 --> 00:07:58,110 You pay me now? 188 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,523 Okay, gracias. 189 00:08:10,295 --> 00:08:13,722 Good morning, I am Shane Botwin and I am 10 years old today. 190 00:08:13,795 --> 00:08:16,833 And I have been told that these are the people responsible. 191 00:08:17,118 --> 00:08:18,002 Turn it off. 192 00:08:18,116 --> 00:08:19,973 To celebrate this, my natal day, 193 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:23,981 I have asked for the Megatech radio-controlled blimp UFO combo, 194 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:25,702 a nightvision binocular 195 00:08:25,818 --> 00:08:30,881 and this DVD of Steven Chow cinematic masterpiece: Shaolin Soccer. 196 00:08:30,967 --> 00:08:36,090 I wonder if these so-called parents of mine have purchased any of these items. 197 00:08:36,188 --> 00:08:39,492 Let's see what the alleged parental units have to say. 198 00:08:39,617 --> 00:08:40,533 Honey. 199 00:08:41,046 --> 00:08:42,831 Show him your stretch marks. 200 00:08:42,947 --> 00:08:44,131 Show him yours. 201 00:08:46,248 --> 00:08:49,601 You know, you were not born until 4 o'clock in the afternoon. 202 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:53,250 So you, my friend, are not officially 10 years old yet. 203 00:08:53,375 --> 00:08:55,270 Will you make me pizza eggs? 204 00:08:57,727 --> 00:08:59,512 Hey! We got any leftover pizza? 205 00:08:59,598 --> 00:09:00,321 Yes. 206 00:09:02,248 --> 00:09:04,400 Then I will make you pizza eggs 207 00:09:04,466 --> 00:09:06,332 but not because it's your birthday 208 00:09:06,447 --> 00:09:11,330 but because I'm feeling a little bit peckish myself and your mother is not a morning person 209 00:09:11,555 --> 00:09:12,812 and I love you. 210 00:09:12,905 --> 00:09:13,992 And it's my birthday! 211 00:09:14,626 --> 00:09:16,291 And it's your birthday! 212 00:09:16,405 --> 00:09:17,451 Do you think I'm weird? 213 00:09:17,525 --> 00:09:18,243 Yes! 214 00:09:18,337 --> 00:09:19,470 You're totally weird. 215 00:09:19,577 --> 00:09:20,943 But you're our son. 216 00:09:21,126 --> 00:09:25,443 You know, I wouldn't trade you in for any other almost 10-year-old on Earth. 217 00:09:25,525 --> 00:09:30,271 What if there's life on other planets and there's an unbelievable, amazing 10-year-old outthere. 218 00:09:32,395 --> 00:09:34,471 Why would I trade down, man? 219 00:09:34,567 --> 00:09:36,642 To me, you're the best, dude. 220 00:09:36,756 --> 00:09:41,433 You are the amazing, unbelievable Shane Botwin. 221 00:09:42,736 --> 00:09:46,481 ...amazing, unbelievable Shane Botwin. 222 00:09:47,907 --> 00:09:51,601 ...amazing, unbelievable Shane Botwin. 223 00:09:56,278 --> 00:09:59,240 It's amazing the guy would even consider pleading not guilty. 224 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:00,532 Amazing. 225 00:10:01,085 --> 00:10:05,121 Part of me thinks he actually believes his own bullshit which is just scary. 226 00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:22,242 Hey. 227 00:10:23,115 --> 00:10:25,121 Do you think it's safe I take two Ambien? 228 00:10:25,378 --> 00:10:26,873 I could really use some good sleep tonight. 229 00:10:26,978 --> 00:10:29,080 I think you should take the whole bottle. 230 00:10:30,937 --> 00:10:31,750 Funny. 231 00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:40,723 Later! 232 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,011 Dean? 233 00:11:14,075 --> 00:11:15,443 You awake? 234 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,240 Did your hair go to boarding school in Mexico too? 235 00:11:43,585 --> 00:11:45,611 I don't know what you're talking about. 236 00:11:45,686 --> 00:11:46,961 Where is she? 237 00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:51,293 Silas, come over here and hold this sign so I can staple. 238 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:56,102 Are you so frightened by your daughter's sexuality that you had to ship her off? 239 00:11:56,608 --> 00:11:57,743 Pardon me? 240 00:11:57,858 --> 00:11:59,601 Who told you we had sex? 241 00:12:01,548 --> 00:12:05,621 Young men, this is the first time I'm hearing that you and my daughter had sex 242 00:12:05,686 --> 00:12:07,702 although now that I've been made aware, 243 00:12:07,806 --> 00:12:10,890 I'm tempted to bring her home just so I can ship her off again. 244 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,311 That little slut! 245 00:12:12,575 --> 00:12:13,883 How dare you? 246 00:12:13,985 --> 00:12:15,383 Tell me where she is! 247 00:12:15,465 --> 00:12:16,401 Why? 248 00:12:16,627 --> 00:12:20,911 So you can fly down to Mexico and spring her from casa reforma? 249 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,140 I love her. 250 00:12:22,228 --> 00:12:24,952 You stuck your penis in her. 251 00:12:29,447 --> 00:12:31,870 That's not love, believe me. 252 00:12:32,015 --> 00:12:34,860 If you didn't know about us, then why is she in Mexico? 253 00:12:34,946 --> 00:12:36,401 That's a private family matter. 254 00:12:36,515 --> 00:12:38,002 I am her family. 255 00:12:38,578 --> 00:12:40,470 God! Poor thing. 256 00:12:40,995 --> 00:12:42,493 Do you really think 257 00:12:42,565 --> 00:12:46,303 that my daughter had deep romantic feelings for you? 258 00:12:46,397 --> 00:12:47,891 Is that what you think? 259 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:51,932 Now, I'm sure that you were a fun and sweety perversion for her, 260 00:12:52,036 --> 00:12:54,200 but the truth is Quinn had a day and a half 261 00:12:54,277 --> 00:12:57,123 to get all of her ducks in a row before going to Mexico. 262 00:12:57,227 --> 00:12:59,703 And she didn't call you. 263 00:13:00,165 --> 00:13:04,513 She didn't write or IM or e-mail you either, did she? 264 00:13:04,608 --> 00:13:06,232 But I'll tell you what she did do. 265 00:13:06,356 --> 00:13:09,362 She downloaded 2000 songs into her i-pod 266 00:13:09,477 --> 00:13:12,621 and dyed her hair pink with black on the tips. 267 00:13:12,717 --> 00:13:14,641 Because all that Quinn cares about 268 00:13:14,757 --> 00:13:16,031 is Quinn. 269 00:13:16,286 --> 00:13:19,432 She takes after her father that way. 270 00:13:22,116 --> 00:13:23,352 Poor schmuck! 271 00:13:26,136 --> 00:13:29,470 Oh you poor schmuck, you just played wrong. 272 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,813 That's a boat! Ah ah! Mark that! 273 00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:36,021 So wait, a boat is when the four ends add up to 20? 274 00:13:36,295 --> 00:13:38,640 A boat is when I spank this boy's black ass 275 00:13:38,706 --> 00:13:41,192 for thinking he hold up with his three switching bitches. 276 00:13:41,277 --> 00:13:42,672 Three switching bitches? 277 00:13:42,898 --> 00:13:45,160 That's 15 and a boat is 20. 278 00:13:45,418 --> 00:13:47,552 Stop fucking with her, she's trying to learn the game. 279 00:13:47,855 --> 00:13:51,001 Then log off a hot agent chick suck-ass and you teach her. 280 00:13:51,115 --> 00:13:53,713 I'm betting for rims on ebay. 281 00:13:53,785 --> 00:13:57,621 Just like a nigga to buy new Rolls Royce bucket before he's even got a steering wheel. 282 00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:59,090 You can kiss my ass. 283 00:13:59,336 --> 00:14:01,092 I just put a steering wheel in there 2 days ago. 284 00:14:01,197 --> 00:14:02,163 Okay, well then. 285 00:14:03,705 --> 00:14:05,233 Tennis shoe, pimp. 286 00:14:05,305 --> 00:14:08,913 That's 2, honey, and break out the peppermint lotion 287 00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:10,941 'cause you're going to massage my feet. 288 00:14:12,447 --> 00:14:14,163 What would you have gotten if you won? 289 00:14:14,256 --> 00:14:15,890 She was going to babysit. 290 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:17,652 What am I gonna tell Rachel? 291 00:14:17,746 --> 00:14:18,950 Tell her the truth, baby. 292 00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:21,433 That you're a stanky foot-rubbing loser. 293 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,421 I'll watch the kids. 294 00:14:23,508 --> 00:14:24,271 For nothing? 295 00:14:24,387 --> 00:14:25,612 It's his anniversary. 296 00:14:25,715 --> 00:14:26,873 Oh that's so sweet. 297 00:14:27,025 --> 00:14:28,100 How long have you been married? 298 00:14:28,197 --> 00:14:29,723 Since Rachel got big with Shayne 299 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:33,200 and her daddy told Keyon he'd all bun if he didn't do right. 300 00:14:33,285 --> 00:14:34,391 All bun? 301 00:14:34,716 --> 00:14:37,222 No hum... hotdog. 302 00:14:38,757 --> 00:14:41,332 You know, you need to pay Vaneeta if she's gonna babysit. 303 00:14:41,418 --> 00:14:42,353 If this your business? 304 00:14:42,428 --> 00:14:43,723 Everything is my business! 305 00:14:45,025 --> 00:14:46,942 Speaking of business... 306 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:48,313 Yes? 307 00:14:48,616 --> 00:14:52,190 I was wondering what your credit policy was. 308 00:14:52,278 --> 00:14:53,160 What you think? 309 00:14:53,288 --> 00:14:55,842 This ain't fucking Macy's. You get what you pay for. 310 00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:59,712 Because I'm a little short this week. 311 00:14:59,818 --> 00:15:01,140 But hum... 312 00:15:01,648 --> 00:15:03,403 there are people waiting 313 00:15:03,546 --> 00:15:05,561 and I promise I'll come right back. 314 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,872 I don't know. You bet your sweet ass you'll come right back. 315 00:15:07,966 --> 00:15:10,540 You want weed on credit, you gotta leave some collateral. 316 00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:11,430 You believe this girl? 317 00:15:11,518 --> 00:15:12,130 Like what? 318 00:15:12,225 --> 00:15:13,561 You got some nice shoes. 319 00:15:13,975 --> 00:15:15,191 What size you wearing? 320 00:15:15,276 --> 00:15:16,283 How much you need? 321 00:15:16,395 --> 00:15:17,940 An ounce, maybe two. 322 00:15:18,036 --> 00:15:18,691 Hell, no. 323 00:15:18,775 --> 00:15:20,692 Shoes ain't gonna cover that shit. 324 00:15:21,197 --> 00:15:23,693 How about I hold on to that nice rock you're wearing? 325 00:15:26,906 --> 00:15:29,993 Alright, alright, I'm not unreasonable. 326 00:15:30,117 --> 00:15:32,123 Sentimental value and all that. 327 00:15:33,545 --> 00:15:35,122 Leave your car instead. 328 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,321 My car? 329 00:15:37,106 --> 00:15:38,191 I'm leasing it. 330 00:15:38,286 --> 00:15:40,660 Then you're really gonna wanna get it back then, aren't you? 331 00:15:41,658 --> 00:15:43,703 How am I gonna get home? 332 00:15:43,898 --> 00:15:45,801 Take Conrad's bucket. 333 00:15:47,877 --> 00:15:51,900 White lady in the hooptie. You gotta let me get a picture. 334 00:15:52,026 --> 00:15:52,802 Not my baby. 335 00:15:52,947 --> 00:15:53,970 That's it! 336 00:15:54,088 --> 00:15:56,162 Range Rover for Stony Clover! 337 00:15:56,257 --> 00:15:58,023 Heylia, I've been working on that car for a year. 338 00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,123 And it still looks like shit. 339 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,670 So, what's it gonna be? 340 00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:09,571 Conrad, give her the keys to the hooptie. 341 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:13,410 It's a classic. 342 00:16:13,496 --> 00:16:15,743 I promise I'll treat her like she was my very own. 343 00:16:15,805 --> 00:16:17,362 It only takes Super. 344 00:16:17,468 --> 00:16:18,170 You gotta check the water. 345 00:16:18,197 --> 00:16:19,020 Okay. 346 00:16:19,535 --> 00:16:20,293 And oil. 347 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,143 Don't you think you should leave those shoes too? 348 00:16:22,238 --> 00:16:25,290 Girl, you better get out before Vaneeta strip you down. 349 00:17:02,128 --> 00:17:04,313 Nice doing business with you guys. 350 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,300 Have a good game! 351 00:17:11,177 --> 00:17:13,840 Hey, does anybody have any money left to play with? 352 00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,033 - Not me. - No. 353 00:17:15,318 --> 00:17:16,082 Fuck it, then. 354 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:18,361 Let's get high and make fun of Dean's ball head, huh? 355 00:17:32,247 --> 00:17:33,163 Celia? 356 00:17:33,408 --> 00:17:34,263 Nancy. 357 00:17:35,538 --> 00:17:36,392 Hello. 358 00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:38,670 What are you doing out here? 359 00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:41,393 I had to sign some papers 360 00:17:41,678 --> 00:17:42,950 in Doug's office. 361 00:17:46,487 --> 00:17:48,291 I followed Dean here. 362 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:50,763 Did you see him? 363 00:17:50,885 --> 00:17:54,751 Yes, I did. They were playing poker. 364 00:17:54,888 --> 00:17:55,743 Oh great. 365 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:59,081 Now he's gonna come home broke and stinking of marijuana. 366 00:18:00,277 --> 00:18:02,562 I guess that's better than oriental pussy. 367 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:03,612 Excuse me? 368 00:18:03,836 --> 00:18:05,783 Oh come on, Nancy, I know you know. 369 00:18:05,895 --> 00:18:07,440 Everybody knows. 370 00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:09,031 There are no secrets in this town. 371 00:18:09,986 --> 00:18:11,110 Maybe a few. 372 00:18:11,217 --> 00:18:11,941 No. 373 00:18:12,155 --> 00:18:12,782 None! 374 00:18:12,887 --> 00:18:14,311 You're having money problems, 375 00:18:14,475 --> 00:18:16,100 our children had sex, 376 00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:20,850 Judy Gordon orders oxycontin over the Internet and has developped quite the habit. 377 00:18:20,978 --> 00:18:22,342 "Jesus loves you" Judy? 378 00:18:22,385 --> 00:18:26,553 "Jesus loves you" Judy loves her hillbilly heroin. 379 00:18:26,676 --> 00:18:29,832 But you didn't hear that from me. I don't like gossip. 380 00:18:30,516 --> 00:18:31,912 Where is your car? 381 00:18:35,008 --> 00:18:37,163 I don't know I parked... 382 00:18:37,318 --> 00:18:39,393 I think I parked on the other side of the building. 383 00:18:39,595 --> 00:18:41,893 This place is so confusing. 384 00:18:42,028 --> 00:18:43,531 Do you want a lift? 385 00:18:45,086 --> 00:18:46,731 No, you know... 386 00:18:47,138 --> 00:18:48,713 not now, you know... 387 00:18:48,805 --> 00:18:50,083 I'd rather walk. 388 00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:52,213 What about you? 389 00:18:52,327 --> 00:18:54,293 You're not gonna sit here all night though, are you? 390 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,673 Well, I was thinking of tracking down the tennis whore 391 00:18:57,748 --> 00:18:59,950 and beating her to death with a tire iron. 392 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,973 But I forgot to set my Tivo for The Shield so... 393 00:19:03,077 --> 00:19:04,593 I think I'll go home. 394 00:19:05,238 --> 00:19:07,502 I love Michael Chicklis. 395 00:19:09,006 --> 00:19:10,263 Good night, Nancy. 396 00:19:10,385 --> 00:19:11,393 See you, Celia. 397 00:19:18,345 --> 00:19:19,272 Hello? 398 00:19:20,846 --> 00:19:21,790 Hello? 399 00:19:23,048 --> 00:19:23,840 Lupita. 400 00:19:24,286 --> 00:19:25,150 Hola! 401 00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:26,473 You hungry? 402 00:19:26,605 --> 00:19:28,161 I can warm up some pasta. 403 00:19:28,286 --> 00:19:29,283 No, thanks. 404 00:19:30,216 --> 00:19:32,652 Silas, honey? 405 00:19:33,488 --> 00:19:36,950 He been like that since after school. All day. 406 00:19:37,066 --> 00:19:39,150 He don't eat. He don't move. 407 00:19:40,225 --> 00:19:41,942 Right, ain't this cool? 408 00:19:42,078 --> 00:19:44,981 This is better than Silas' bellarium thing. 409 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,652 Bellarium! 410 00:19:46,867 --> 00:19:48,820 Maybe just one 411 00:19:49,915 --> 00:19:51,480 Oh no! 412 00:19:51,587 --> 00:19:53,751 Shane! Shane! Relax! We can fix it! 413 00:19:54,647 --> 00:19:56,331 Shane, look at me. 414 00:19:56,615 --> 00:19:59,313 We can fix this. Everything is gonna be okay, buddy. 415 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,083 You got that, mom? 416 00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:04,520 Dad made it all better. 417 00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,200 Silas, honey. 418 00:20:06,977 --> 00:20:08,413 What's going on? 419 00:20:09,357 --> 00:20:10,973 I don't wanna talk about it. 420 00:20:13,775 --> 00:20:14,761 Silas, 421 00:20:15,107 --> 00:20:17,520 I know things have been a little bumpy around here lately. 422 00:20:17,628 --> 00:20:19,322 She didn't give a shit about me. 423 00:20:19,457 --> 00:20:20,331 She? 424 00:20:21,306 --> 00:20:21,990 Oh! 425 00:20:24,718 --> 00:20:27,170 Honey, of course, she did. She just... 426 00:20:27,287 --> 00:20:28,230 No! 427 00:20:28,415 --> 00:20:31,220 She just took off without even bothering to say goodbye! 428 00:20:33,058 --> 00:20:36,030 My whole fucking life, people just go away. 429 00:20:40,638 --> 00:20:41,542 Mom! 430 00:20:45,676 --> 00:20:47,560 Jesus, Shane! 431 00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:49,990 What happened? I call 911. 432 00:20:50,535 --> 00:20:52,611 Allo? Allo? 433 00:20:52,706 --> 00:20:54,242 Fuck, the phone is still dead. 434 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,282 You don't say fucking to your mother! 435 00:21:01,105 --> 00:21:01,953 Ma'am? 436 00:21:02,737 --> 00:21:03,651 Ma'am? 437 00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:04,963 How will you be paying? 438 00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:07,323 Cash. 439 00:21:08,326 --> 00:21:09,860 I know what you did! 440 00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:14,241 I know you stole that goat! 441 00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:15,360 Mr. Norman! 442 00:21:16,255 --> 00:21:17,141 Goat thief! 443 00:21:17,228 --> 00:21:19,110 Mr. Norman, step back into your line. 444 00:21:19,376 --> 00:21:22,050 I know it's the economy, stupid! 445 00:21:22,228 --> 00:21:23,812 But that goat didn't belong to you. 446 00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:24,951 He was a free goat. 447 00:21:25,058 --> 00:21:26,902 Mom, it really hurts. 448 00:21:27,056 --> 00:21:28,112 It's throbbing. 449 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,422 It's throbbing, mom! 450 00:21:30,535 --> 00:21:31,862 Back off, nutty! 451 00:21:35,006 --> 00:21:36,592 Cry-baby... 452 00:21:40,706 --> 00:21:43,440 I'm gonna take your free goat and shove it up straight up your ass. 453 00:21:44,507 --> 00:21:45,623 What goat? 454 00:21:46,158 --> 00:21:48,042 Woman, you are light! 455 00:21:48,658 --> 00:21:51,613 You are lighter than Michael Jackson, you're so light! 456 00:21:51,705 --> 00:21:52,360 Where is my money? 457 00:21:52,427 --> 00:21:54,283 Shane broke his arm last night. 458 00:21:54,507 --> 00:21:55,421 Oh... 459 00:21:56,957 --> 00:21:58,331 Sorry to hear that. 460 00:21:59,305 --> 00:22:00,561 Where is my money? 461 00:22:00,677 --> 00:22:03,641 I'll get it, I swear, I need more inventory. 462 00:22:03,877 --> 00:22:05,581 I'll pay everything back. 463 00:22:05,706 --> 00:22:06,893 I'm sure you will. 464 00:22:06,998 --> 00:22:10,121 But until then it's time to give it up. 465 00:22:10,257 --> 00:22:11,341 The shiny bits. 466 00:22:11,925 --> 00:22:13,523 You have my car! 467 00:22:13,827 --> 00:22:16,051 I can't sell no leased car! 468 00:22:16,185 --> 00:22:18,443 Now, you want more, you got to leave more. 469 00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:21,753 And you got a shitty watch and you buy knock-off handbags. 470 00:22:21,885 --> 00:22:23,411 It's just business, baby. 471 00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:24,761 Now, I know you got troubles 472 00:22:24,855 --> 00:22:26,591 but like my mamma always says: 473 00:22:26,716 --> 00:22:27,870 "Tough shit!" 474 00:22:27,998 --> 00:22:29,452 Do you have a cover business? 475 00:22:29,577 --> 00:22:30,642 Of course, I do. 476 00:22:31,385 --> 00:22:33,681 Got me a jew in Century City who set me up. 477 00:22:33,796 --> 00:22:35,352 Now, I know he's skimming cream off the top 478 00:22:35,426 --> 00:22:37,850 but he makes everything seem real nice on paper. 479 00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:41,581 You're looking at the president and chief executive officer of Tidy Up, inc. 480 00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:43,281 Got me a van out back and everything. 481 00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:44,451 Maid service? 482 00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:45,912 Housecleaning. 483 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,673 I ain't nobody's maid. 484 00:22:47,786 --> 00:22:49,643 You ain't no housecleaner neither. 485 00:22:49,896 --> 00:22:51,512 You're a weed dealer with a front. 486 00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:53,410 And these are my employees. 487 00:22:53,536 --> 00:22:56,290 What do you do if somebody actually calls to get his house cleaned? 488 00:22:56,386 --> 00:22:59,310 Then I refer him to my cousin Xandra who cleans for real. 489 00:22:59,405 --> 00:23:00,301 She don't make shit 490 00:23:00,405 --> 00:23:02,623 but Xandra found the Lord so she don't care. 491 00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:05,731 One day, we're gonna all retire to a beach house in the Carribeans. 492 00:23:05,845 --> 00:23:08,393 'Till some rapid god type shit happens 493 00:23:08,496 --> 00:23:12,482 and washes everything away in a tidal wave like those poor fuckers in Indonesia. 494 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:13,923 Not me. 495 00:23:14,007 --> 00:23:16,291 Tsunami. It's called a tsunami. 496 00:23:16,867 --> 00:23:18,593 I love the sound of that word. 497 00:23:18,955 --> 00:23:21,581 Knowing you'll probably name the baby Tsunami. 498 00:23:22,065 --> 00:23:24,262 I don't care what you say, that's a pretty name. 499 00:23:24,535 --> 00:23:28,360 You are not naming my grandbaby after some killer wave! 500 00:23:28,568 --> 00:23:30,610 And we ain't getting no beach house neither. 501 00:23:31,646 --> 00:23:33,120 I can't stand the sand. 502 00:23:33,406 --> 00:23:35,511 Sand, blood and realty. 503 00:23:35,686 --> 00:23:37,223 They never get rid of. 504 00:23:40,477 --> 00:23:41,691 See you all later. 505 00:23:44,816 --> 00:23:46,650 How much you think we'd get for that? 506 00:23:46,787 --> 00:23:47,712 Nothing. 507 00:23:50,035 --> 00:23:51,341 She'll be back. 508 00:24:04,336 --> 00:24:05,202 Oh shit! 509 00:24:05,308 --> 00:24:07,753 Oh you have no idea. 510 00:24:07,907 --> 00:24:10,441 Wait, let's not do this here. 511 00:24:10,545 --> 00:24:11,111 No? 512 00:24:11,205 --> 00:24:12,321 Where should we go? 513 00:24:12,486 --> 00:24:13,451 A motel? 514 00:24:13,588 --> 00:24:15,461 My poolhouse maybe? 515 00:24:15,645 --> 00:24:18,431 How about up my husband's ass? 516 00:24:19,368 --> 00:24:23,121 We need to go somewhere where we can get very, very drunk. 517 00:24:23,238 --> 00:24:24,940 I'm a mean drunk. 518 00:24:25,516 --> 00:24:26,522 Let's go. 519 00:24:30,376 --> 00:24:33,060 He was cute, funny, clean,... 520 00:24:33,177 --> 00:24:34,202 Married! 521 00:24:34,575 --> 00:24:35,531 To me. 522 00:24:35,677 --> 00:24:38,841 It's not like we're running off together. It was sex. 523 00:24:39,047 --> 00:24:40,831 Very hot sex. 524 00:24:42,008 --> 00:24:44,102 He went down on me for days! 525 00:24:44,605 --> 00:24:47,380 Always did excellent work down there. 526 00:24:49,075 --> 00:24:50,461 Piece of shit! 527 00:24:50,636 --> 00:24:51,870 Is that what you think? 528 00:24:52,006 --> 00:24:53,000 He's shit? 529 00:24:53,916 --> 00:24:58,692 When you stop being cute and clean and funny at home, 530 00:24:58,817 --> 00:25:00,592 and start spending afternoons 531 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:04,420 with your head buried in the snatch of a tennis pro, 532 00:25:04,535 --> 00:25:07,041 yeah, you're a piece of shit. 533 00:25:07,177 --> 00:25:08,381 Are you going to divorce him? 534 00:25:08,505 --> 00:25:09,523 Divorce... 535 00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:12,220 He can't support two households. 536 00:25:12,348 --> 00:25:16,080 And I am not living in a townhouse again. 537 00:25:17,408 --> 00:25:20,241 So what did you do that was so special? 538 00:25:20,937 --> 00:25:23,143 I did everything he ever wanted. 539 00:25:23,256 --> 00:25:25,783 Costumes, roleplaying... 540 00:25:26,537 --> 00:25:28,283 I bought a fucking swing. 541 00:25:28,437 --> 00:25:30,361 Listen, most guys cheat. 542 00:25:30,435 --> 00:25:34,320 And it's not because the wife is some horrible, frigid bitch. 543 00:25:34,487 --> 00:25:39,203 But it's because they all have this primal urge to seek variety. 544 00:25:39,295 --> 00:25:40,403 Pieces of shit! 545 00:25:40,515 --> 00:25:41,920 Dean is a good guy! 546 00:25:42,036 --> 00:25:43,332 You know, shut up! 547 00:25:43,697 --> 00:25:45,713 I'm very mad at him. 548 00:25:46,275 --> 00:25:49,351 He's just not what I thought he'd be, you know? 549 00:25:49,486 --> 00:25:50,432 Which was? 550 00:25:50,526 --> 00:25:51,421 Rich, 551 00:25:52,187 --> 00:25:53,282 powerful, 552 00:25:53,826 --> 00:25:54,920 faithful. 553 00:25:55,856 --> 00:25:59,270 He just turned out to be another mid-level asshole. 554 00:25:59,998 --> 00:26:02,833 That makes me Mrs. Mid-level Asshole! 555 00:26:03,085 --> 00:26:04,871 That's why I'll never marry! 556 00:26:04,988 --> 00:26:08,401 No, you just fucked the married and then I have to watch it on video. 557 00:26:09,036 --> 00:26:10,501 and now I have to fucking deal with it 558 00:26:10,596 --> 00:26:12,762 and I don't like dealing with things. 559 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:16,342 I much prefer to pretend they don't exist. 560 00:26:17,717 --> 00:26:18,833 I'm sorry. 561 00:26:19,926 --> 00:26:21,550 You're a big whore. 562 00:26:23,895 --> 00:26:25,201 I think I should go now. 563 00:26:25,365 --> 00:26:27,793 Oh sit your flat ass back down. 564 00:26:29,275 --> 00:26:31,063 You're a good listener. 565 00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:33,152 Thanks! 566 00:26:33,346 --> 00:26:34,343 Fuck you! 567 00:26:34,585 --> 00:26:36,201 Let's get another round. 568 00:26:54,528 --> 00:26:56,472 Hey, Nancy! 569 00:27:00,197 --> 00:27:01,521 Where is your... 570 00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:03,591 Where is your ring? 571 00:27:04,825 --> 00:27:06,253 My ring? 572 00:27:06,487 --> 00:27:09,391 Yeah, your pretty little diamond ring. 573 00:27:11,545 --> 00:27:13,161 It's in the shop. 574 00:27:13,275 --> 00:27:17,391 Oh! Well, I hope they can fix it. 575 00:27:17,746 --> 00:27:22,651 Yes, me too, Celia. Thanks! 576 00:27:22,706 --> 00:27:23,661 Yeah. 577 00:27:43,557 --> 00:27:46,123 We can fix this. Everything is gonna be okay, buddy. 578 00:27:46,215 --> 00:27:47,303 You got that, mom? 579 00:27:48,656 --> 00:27:50,200 Dad made it all... 580 00:28:04,356 --> 00:28:05,180 Mom? 581 00:28:05,575 --> 00:28:07,251 Yeah, honey? What is it? 582 00:28:07,668 --> 00:28:08,682 What happened? 583 00:28:13,878 --> 00:28:16,732 I guess when you fell, the camera got smashed. 584 00:28:18,885 --> 00:28:19,533 Yeah. 585 00:28:21,236 --> 00:28:23,083 Yeah, I guess that's what happened. 586 00:28:23,276 --> 00:28:23,952 Yeah. 587 00:28:25,228 --> 00:28:27,293 Don't worry, we'll get another one. 588 00:28:29,365 --> 00:28:30,253 Okay. 589 00:28:43,448 --> 00:28:44,440 Ambien? 590 00:28:45,858 --> 00:28:48,292 Take them, you need to rest. 591 00:28:48,995 --> 00:28:50,222 What are you gonna do? 592 00:28:50,485 --> 00:28:52,341 Nothing. Really. 593 00:28:52,645 --> 00:28:55,633 I'm not going to do a thing. 594 00:28:57,177 --> 00:29:00,543 Look, I take one myself. 595 00:29:08,188 --> 00:29:09,080 See? 596 00:29:12,456 --> 00:29:13,332 Good night. 597 00:29:26,246 --> 00:29:28,402 I am your father, Shane! 598 00:29:28,536 --> 00:29:32,781 Join me on the dark side and together we can rule the universe! 599 00:29:32,936 --> 00:29:33,803 Never! 600 00:29:33,937 --> 00:29:35,791 Then prepare to die! 601 00:29:39,866 --> 00:29:41,282 Ah ah! 602 00:29:41,726 --> 00:29:43,221 Get back in here right now. 603 00:29:43,316 --> 00:29:45,313 We are not done talking. 604 00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:46,651 Just say good night, dad. 605 00:29:46,775 --> 00:29:48,153 And turn off the camera. 606 00:29:50,978 --> 00:29:52,422 Good night, dad. 607 00:29:53,026 --> 00:29:57,220 Transcript: Travis - Synchro: Amariss - www.forom.com - 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net