1 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:05,273 SURE I DON'T LOOK RIDICULOUS? 2 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:12,480 YOU LOOK GREAT. 3 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,382 BESIDES, YOU CAN'T BE PICKY 4 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:16,217 IF YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME DO ALL THE SHOPPING LAST-MINUTE. 5 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:19,220 AND BIG BEAR DEFINITELY HAS CELLULAR SERVICE 6 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:21,822 IT'S NOT THE TUNDRA. IT'S TWO HOURS AWAY. 7 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,058 BESIDES, WITH OUR SKI PACKAGES, WE'RE GONNA BE SO BUSY, 8 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:25,926 WE MIGHT ACTUALLY FORGET ABOUT WORK FOR A WHILE. 9 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:28,729 D.D.A. HOBBS, YOU REMEMBER... 10 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:33,267 ...CHIEF JOHNSON, AND THIS IS HER HUSBAND, 11 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:35,803 FBI SPECIAL AGENT FRITZ HOWARD. 12 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:39,340 UH, SORRY TO... INTERRUPT. 13 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,375 I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE ALL SET FOR MONDAY. 14 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:45,879 ON THE OXY LAB CASE. 15 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:48,549 OXY LAB. YES, OF COURSE. 16 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:50,218 ALL SET. 17 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,485 UH... 18 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:53,721 WHAT TIME ON MONDAY? 19 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,356 THE TRIAL STARTS AT 9:00 A.M. 20 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,391 TRIAL. RIGHT. 21 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,596 SO I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT. 22 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,665 YES, YOU WILL -- BRIGHT-EYED AND BUSHY-TAILED. 23 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,972 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT, DO YOU? 24 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:14,575 NO. 25 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:20,281 OXY LAB USED TO HANDLE SOME TOXICOLOGY TESTS 26 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:21,915 FOR THE CITY. 27 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:24,985 UNFORTUNATELY, THE LAB WAS DISCREDITED NINE MONTHS AGO. 28 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:27,521 OKAY. I READ ABOUT THAT. 29 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:31,359 AND 42 VERDICTS WERE OVERTURNED, MOST OF THEM D.U.I.s, 30 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:33,794 BUT ONE OF THEM WAS A MURDER, 31 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:36,397 WHICH, FOR THE LAST SEVERAL WEEKS, 32 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,699 HAS BELONGED TO MAJOR CRIMES. 33 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,701 YOU'RE KIDDING ME! WHAT MURDER? 34 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,374 OKAY, SEVEN YEARS AGO, 35 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:49,210 A WOMAN NAMED DORIS OSGOOD IMPERSONATED A NURSE 36 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:51,111 FOR SOME RICH BANKER WITH TERMINAL CANCER. 37 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:52,913 NOW, SHE ROBBED THE GUY BLIND. 38 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,883 THEN SHE KILLED HIM WITH AN OVERDOSE OF MORPHINE. 39 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:58,186 TOX RESULTS FROM THE OLD GUY'S BLOOD WERE THROWN OUT 40 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:00,821 AS EVIDENCE WHEN OXY LAB WAS DISCREDITED. 41 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,990 A-AND THIS GOES TO TRIAL ON MONDAY? 42 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:04,658 COMMANDER, WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING 43 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,327 ON TELLING ME ABOUT THIS? 44 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,929 CHIEF, I HANDED THE MURDER OVER TO MAJOR CRIMES A MONTH AGO. 45 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:09,997 TO WHOM? 46 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,335 CHIEF, I DIDN'T WANT TO BURDEN YOU. 47 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:16,337 UH, IT'S AN OLD CASE I WORKED WITH MY EX-PARTNER, 48 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,206 GEORGE ANDREWS. 49 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:20,441 GREAT COP -- RETIRED WAY TOO YOUNG. 50 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:23,110 ANYWAY, I'M -- I'M PICKING HIM UP AT THE TRAIN STATION. 51 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,479 AND YOU'RE ALL READY FOR THE TRIAL ON MONDAY, LIEUTENANT? 52 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:26,847 100%. 53 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,183 SEE, GEORGE GOT THIS SPONTANEOUS CONFESSION 54 00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:30,484 FROM THIS FAKE NURSE. 55 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,253 I MEAN, SHE TOLD HIM EVERYTHING, 56 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,821 INCLUDING HOW SHE OVERDOSED THE GUY 57 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:36,657 SHE WAS CARING FOR ON MORPHINE. 58 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,659 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS PUT GEORGE ON THE STAND. 59 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:40,528 AND DORIS OSGOOD WILL BE BACK IN PRISON 60 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:41,595 FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE. 61 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:42,663 AND WE CAN GO TO BIG BEAR. 62 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,765 YES, PLEASE, GO! 63 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:46,267 I MEAN, CHIEF, REALLY, 64 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:49,937 WHEN HAVE I EVER STEERED YOU WRONG, HMM? 65 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:54,408 I THINK I SHOULD WAIT, 66 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:56,109 A-AND MEET THIS DETECTIVE ANDREWS, 67 00:02:56,143 --> 00:02:57,978 JUST -- JUST TO GO OVER HIS TESTIMONY. 68 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,047 HONEY, YOU AND I WILL GO TO LUNCH, 69 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,682 AND THEN WE'LL COME BACK, 70 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,984 AND THEN WE'LL DRIVE UP TO THE CABIN, OKAY? 71 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:12,293 Provenza: THE GUY'S DEATH CERTIFICATE SAID "NATURAL CAUSES." 72 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:14,528 AND IT WAS ONLY BECAUSE OSGOOD TRIED TO FENCE 73 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:16,096 THAT STUPID PAINTING -- 74 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,598 THE CHAGALL. I KNOW. I REMEMBER. 75 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:20,868 IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR THAT BONEHEADED MOVE, 76 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:22,336 GEORGE AND I MIGHT NEVER HAVE FOUND -- 77 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:24,372 FOUND HER. I KNOW. 78 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:25,873 AND THAT CONFESSION -- 79 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:29,310 ONE OF THE GREATEST MOMENTS IN L.A.P.D. HISTORY. 80 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:32,580 GEORGE SEDUCED THAT OSGOOD WOMAN INTO -- 81 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,682 INTO GIVING UP EVERYTHING! 82 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:37,285 OH, YEAH. YEAH. 83 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:41,855 GEORGE ANDREWS WAS THE BEST PARTNER A COP COULD ASK FOR, 84 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,057 HANDS DOWN. 85 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:45,559 REALLY? 86 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:46,694 THANKS. 87 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,228 HEY! 88 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:49,897 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT WITH US TONIGHT, HUH? 89 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:53,100 WE'LL HAVE SOME DRINKS, MAYBE, UH, FIND SOME LADIES. 90 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:54,902 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, CASANOVA. CALM DOWN. 91 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:56,404 ALL RIGHT. 92 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:57,938 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GO, THAT'S FINE. 93 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,741 MYSELF, I'VE -- 94 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,242 I'VE BEEN FEELING A LITTLE LONELY LATELY. 95 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:07,715 BUT THERE IS NO SHORTAGE OF WOMEN WHEN GEORGE IS AROUND. 96 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:11,151 Man: GUESS WHO, OLD MAN. 97 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:14,855 GEORGE, MY MAN! IT IS -- 98 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:16,857 IT'S "GEORGETTE" NOW! 99 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:27,335 DO YOU BELIEVE THE BALLS ON THIS GUY, FLYNN? 100 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,540 UM, I DON'T THINK... I -- UH... 101 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:33,774 OH, IT'S A JOKE! 102 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:36,577 GO AHEAD. 103 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,312 TELL HIM IT'S A JOKE, GEORGE. 104 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:40,981 IT'S NOT A JOKE. 105 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:43,317 GEORGE... 106 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:47,154 THIS, UH... 107 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:49,690 IT'S THE REAL ME... FINALLY. 108 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:05,706 Hobbs: WE HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM HERE. 109 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:10,010 YEAH, ABOUT A SIZE 44D. 110 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:12,846 LIEUTENANT PROVENZA, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 111 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,848 WELL, I ASSUME A SCALPEL WAS INVOLVED. 112 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:17,150 UH, CHIEF, IN -- IN HERE. 113 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:19,052 OH! DID EVERYTHING GO OKAY WITH DETECTIVE ANDREWS 114 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,422 AT THE TRAIN STATION? 115 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:26,026 WELL, ACTUALLY, UH, AS IT TURNS OUT, CHIEF, 116 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,361 HE ISN'T EXACTLY... 117 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:29,129 AVAILABLE. 118 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,899 WELL, AT LEAST NOT ALL OF HIM. SHUT UP, FLYNN. 119 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:35,102 I-I-I KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU 120 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,505 I WOULD HANDLE EVERYTHING, AND... 121 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:42,943 THAT'S DETECTIVE ANDREWS? IT IS. 122 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,177 OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES. 123 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:45,413 HEAVEN HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 124 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:47,247 WAIT A MINUTE. 125 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:50,150 IS IT JUST THE DRESS, OR DID HE, YOU KNOW, GO AL THE WAY? 126 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,753 OH, YEAH, HE'S A REAL LADY. 127 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,755 AND I CAN'T PUT DETECTIVE ANDREWS ON THE STAND LIKE THAT. 128 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,189 Brenda: WHY NOT? 129 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:58,158 WE NEED HER TESTIMONY, NOT HER TESTICLES. 130 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,127 ALL OSGOOD'S LAWYERS NEED TO SAY 131 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,295 IS THAT IF ANDREWS WAS CONFUSED ABOUT HIS GENDER, 132 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:05,399 MAYBE HE WAS ALSO CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT OSGOOD TOLD HIM. 133 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:07,200 HOBBS IS RIGHT. IT GOES TO CREDIBILITY. 134 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:09,302 BUT...DETECTIVE ANDREWS IS THE ONLY PERSON 135 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:10,904 WHO CAN TESTIFY 136 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:13,273 TO OSGOOD'S SPONTANEOUS AND UNRECORDED CONFESSION. 137 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,842 WITHOUT THAT -- 138 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,577 LOOK, IF WE WERE TRYING THIS CASE IN SANTA MONICA, 139 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:18,579 I'D SAY, "ROLL THE DICE," BUT WE'RE NOT. 140 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:19,747 WE'RE IN THE NORTH VALLEY ON THIS ONE. 141 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,081 THE JURY THERE WILL NEVER SEE 142 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,417 PAST DETECTIVE ANDREWS' MAKEUP. 143 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:26,219 AND OSGOOD'S SON HAS HIRED SOME OF THE BEST DEFENSE ATTORNEYS AROUND. 144 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:28,055 SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET A MURDERER GO FREE? 145 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,657 WELL, I BELIEVE THE THOUGHT WAS 146 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,492 THAT MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY TO GET GEORGE 147 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:33,260 TO TAKE THE STAND AS A MAN. 148 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:34,462 Pope: RIGHT. 149 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,296 AND SINCE THIS IS YOUR CASE... 150 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:37,631 YOU WANT ME 151 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:39,767 TO TALK DETECTIVE ANDREWS OUT OF HIS DRESS? 152 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,069 I'VE NEVER EVEN MET HIM -- HER. 153 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,371 THAT'S WHY LIEUTENANT PROVENZA WILL ACCOMPANY YOU. 154 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,507 BUZZ, YOU GOT ANY DUCT TAPE IN HERE? 155 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:47,875 YEAH, THE SECOND DRAWER OF THAT CABINET. 156 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:50,844 THE SOONER YOU CONVINCE ANDREWS, 157 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,580 THE SOONER WE HEAD TO THE HILLS. 158 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:01,555 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, GET BUSY! 159 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,356 THIS IS NOT A ZOO -- I MEAN IT. 160 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:06,426 UNH, UNH! SANCHEZ, NOT A WORD. 161 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:11,364 DETECTIVE ANDREWS... 162 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:14,535 I'M DEPUTY CHIEF BRENDA LEIGH JOHNSON. 163 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,403 IT IS SUCH A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 164 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,138 OH, WELL, THE PLEASURE IS MINE. 165 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:19,406 I LOVE YOUR PARKA. 166 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,374 OH. OH, THANK YOU. 167 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:22,776 IT'S FOR...SKIING. 168 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:25,278 HMM. ANYWAY, UM, WELCOME BACK. 169 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,147 OH. THAT'S NICE OF YOU TO SAY. 170 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,249 AND I GUESS I SHOULD APOLOGIZE 171 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,784 FOR SHOWING UP, UH... 172 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:32,119 UNANNOUNCED. 173 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,922 BUT WHEN THIS CASE WAS OVERTURNED, 174 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,757 I-I FELT IT WAS MY DUTY 175 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:40,260 TO, UH, PUT ASIDE MY -- MY PERSONAL WORRIES. 176 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,829 NO APOLOGY NECESSARY. 177 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:44,131 UM, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT? 178 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:45,132 OH, THANK YOU. 179 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,399 UM... 180 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,971 BECAUSE, UH, A-AS YOU KNOW, 181 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:53,574 WE NO LONGER POSSESS THE CLINICAL SAMPLE 182 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,576 OF THE MORPHINE USED IN THE MURDER. 183 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,511 AND SINCE YOU DID SUCH EXCELLENT WORK 184 00:07:57,545 --> 00:08:00,180 IN OBTAINING THAT SPONTANEOUS CONFESSION, 185 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:03,383 WE ALSO NEVER GOT ANY OTHER EVIDENCE. 186 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,554 SO, UM... 187 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:10,423 THERE ARE SOME...CONCERNS ON THE PART OF THE D.A. -- 188 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:11,358 OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE! 189 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:12,960 HERE'S THE DEAL -- 190 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,529 YOU CAN'T TAKE THE STAND LOOKING LIKE THAT, GEORGE. 191 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:17,631 SO, STRAP 'EM DOWN. 192 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,466 LOSE THE DRESS. CUT THE HAIR. 193 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,603 MAN UP! 194 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,004 SORRY. I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT. 195 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:25,338 WHAT -- YOU'D RATHER WALK AROUND HERE, 196 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:27,741 WAVING THOSE FUN BAGS IN THE AIR?! 197 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,342 ALL RIGHT, LIEUTENANT, THAT'S ENOUGH! THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING! 198 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:31,078 LET ME EXPLAIN, PLEASE. 199 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,546 THANK YOU. 200 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,686 DETECTIVE ANDREWS, 201 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:41,521 D.D.A. HOBBS FEELS THAT SHE CANNOT PUT YOU ON THE STAND 202 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,256 AS A WOMAN. 203 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:47,795 WELL, I'M VERY SORRY TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT, 204 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:51,498 BECAUSE I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS TRIAL 205 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,900 DRESSED UP LIKE A MAN! 206 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:55,669 NOT ONLY WOULD I BE COMMITTING PERJURY, 207 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,204 I'D BE LYING TO MYSELF, 208 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,506 AND I'VE GONE TO A GREAT DEAL OF TROUBLE 209 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,641 NOT TO DO THAT ANYMORE. 210 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:02,810 OH, LORD HAVE MERCY! 211 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,712 SO, NOW WHAT? 212 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,747 WE WAIT. SHE'S A WOMAN NOW. 213 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,882 MAYBE SHE'LL CHANGE HER MIND. 214 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,283 Georgette: SO... 215 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,753 ENJOY THE PROTESTS. UH... 216 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:13,787 EXCUSE ME. 217 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,456 YOU KNOW, ANDREWS, 218 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,258 WHEN THOSE DOCTORS CUT YOUR BALLS OFF, 219 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,828 YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD THEM PULL THE STICK OUT OF YOUR ASS 220 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:21,929 AT THE SAME TIME! 221 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,697 OH! 222 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:26,133 YOU -- 223 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,500 YOU... 224 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,870 OF ALL PEOPLE -- YOU. 225 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,839 I... 226 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,140 I... 227 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,210 WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT -- 228 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,746 What's he doing? 229 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,480 What do you think she's doing? She's crying. 230 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:41,348 You've hurt her feelings. 231 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,515 FEELINGS?! 232 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,885 YES, MY FEELINGS! 233 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:48,255 YOU -- YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD. 234 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:51,358 I CAME HERE DESPITE ENORMOUS FEARS, 235 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,126 BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO THE RIGHT THING, 236 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,427 AND YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT INSULT ME 237 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:57,097 SINCE I STEPPED OFF THAT TRAIN. 238 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:59,466 WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU BULLY ME 239 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,401 INTO RAISING MY HAND 240 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,571 AND SWEARING THAT I'M A MAN. 241 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,974 I WON'T DO IT! 242 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,078 I CAN'T. 243 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,279 AW. 244 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,014 I CAN'T. 245 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,083 OH, OF COURSE YOU CAN'T. 246 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,018 OH, I'M SO SORRY. I... 247 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:23,290 GREAT. SO NOW WE HAVE NO CASE. 248 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,525 YEP, AND NO TRAVEL INSURANCE. 249 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:35,002 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 250 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:37,337 SO, IS HOBBS GONNA DISMISS THE CASE? 251 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:40,007 UM, NOT QUITE YET. 252 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,910 UM, PROVIDED LIEUTENANT PROVENZA TREATS HER BETTER, 253 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:46,013 DETECTIVE ANDREWS HAS AGREED TO STAY. 254 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,580 M-MAYBE SHE CAN HELP US FIND SOMETHING 255 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,416 OTHER THAN THE SPONTANEOUS CONFESSION 256 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,584 TO CONNECT DORIS OSGOOD TO THE MURDER. 257 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,754 SO YOU'RE NOT GOING, THEN. 258 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:54,888 I CAN'T. I'M SORRY. 259 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,957 WELL, WHY DON'T WE RESCHEDULE? 260 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,559 NO, NO, NO. IT'S OKAY. 261 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,729 I-I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WERE LOOKING FORWARD 262 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,330 TO US LEARNING HOW TO SKI. 263 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,431 OH, I'M STILL GOING. 264 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,899 HUH? 265 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,467 WE ALREADY BOUGHT THE PACKAGE -- 266 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,469 THE HOTEL ROOM, 267 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,704 THE LESSONS, THE -- 268 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,172 THE MASSAGES. 269 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,707 IT'S ALL BEEN PAID FOR. 270 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,876 OH, BUT YOU -- YOU CAN'T GO WITHOUT ME. 271 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,344 OH, I'LL JUST DROP JOEL AT HOME, 272 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,479 AND I'LL E-MAIL YOU SOME PICTURES -- YEAH. 273 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,948 OH! HAVE A NICE MURDER. 274 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,615 HEY. 275 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,017 WE BOUGHT MASSAGES? 276 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:30,357 IN THE SEVEN WEEKS DORIS OSGOOD SPENT IMPERSONATING A NURSE 277 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:33,493 IN ORDER TO CARE FOR CHARLES BILLINGS, 278 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,696 SHE FORGED HER SIGNATURE ON 23 CHECKS 279 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:39,699 AND TOOK OUT SEVEN CREDIT CARDS IN HIS NAME. 280 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:43,703 IN ALL, SHE MANAGED TO STEAL ALMOST $55,000. 281 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,742 UH, BILLINGS HAD FIVE GROWN KIDS, 282 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:51,044 UH, BUT NONE OF THEM NOTICED THE THEFT 283 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,813 BECAUSE THEY WERE RIPPING HIM OFF, TOO. 284 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,247 BUT THE OLD MAN FINALLY GOT SUSPICIOUS. 285 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,749 THAT'S WHY SHE KILLED HIM. 286 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:59,619 A FEW DAYS LATER, SHE TRIED SELLING HIS CHAGALL, 287 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:02,856 BUT THE DEALER SHE TOOK IT TO CALLED THE POLICE. 288 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,457 UH, WE GOT AN AUTOPSY. 289 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:07,795 UH, OXY LAB FOUND THE EXCESSIVE DOSE OF MORPHINE 290 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,763 IN BILLINGS' SYSTEM. 291 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:12,065 QUESTIONS, ANYONE? UH, YES. 292 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:13,867 UH, DETECTIVE ANDREWS, SIR -- 293 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,502 MA'AM. 294 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,670 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PENIS? 295 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,506 DETECTIVE SANCHEZ, 296 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,008 THAT IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE QUESTION! 297 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,043 NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S FINE, CHIEF JOHNSON. 298 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,012 IN FACT, I'D LIKE TO ANSWER, IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU. 299 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,416 INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, DETECTIVE, 300 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,951 I STILL HAVE A LOT OF THE SAME EQUIPMENT 301 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,886 I HAD PRIOR TO THE SURGERY. 302 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,789 IT'S JUST BEEN INVERTED... 303 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,624 ...AND, UH, REFASHIONED 304 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,427 TO LOOK PRETTY MUCH LIKE ANY OTHER WOMAN'S SEX ORGANS. 305 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,964 IN FACT, THE ADVANCES THEY'VE MADE IN VAGINOPLASTY 306 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,800 ARE TRULY AMAZING. 307 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,902 OKAY, THAT'S VERY INFORMATIVE. 308 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,503 UH, ONE SECOND, CHIEF. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 309 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:54,307 SO, DO YOU LIKE MEN OR WOMEN NOW? 310 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,910 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I STILL LIKE WOMEN. 311 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,545 WHAT? 312 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,614 WHAT? 313 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:05,185 YOU HAD A SEX CHANGE TO BECOME A LESBIAN? 314 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,686 THE CHANGE I UNDERWENT 315 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:09,489 HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE. 316 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,658 IT WAS MORE ABOUT HOW I IDENTIFIED 317 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:14,127 WITH THE WORLD PERSONALLY, 318 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,096 AND YOU WEREN'T BOTHERED THAT I WAS A LESBIAN 319 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:16,997 WHEN I WAS A GUY. 320 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,531 OH, I'M SORRY. 321 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,567 ALL I HEARD WAS, "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, LESBIAN." 322 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:25,205 DO YOU CURRENTLY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 323 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:28,541 UH, DETECTIVE SANCHEZ... ENOUGH. 324 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,543 DETECTIVE ANDREWS, 325 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,946 UM, DORIS OSGOOD NEVER REALLY WAS A REGISTERED NURSE -- 326 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,314 IS THAT CORRECT? 327 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:37,217 YES, IT TURNS OUT OSGOOD STOLE THE IDENTITY 328 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,286 OF AN R.N. NAMED JANE WESH, 329 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,255 AND SHE USED HER CREDENTIALS TO LAND A POSITION 330 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,992 AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE WHERE CHARLES BILLINGS WAS A PATIENT. 331 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,594 AND WHEN BILLINGS NEEDED HOME CARE, 332 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:48,996 OSGOOD VOLUNTEERED. 333 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,198 WOW. SHE REALLY THOUGHT THIS THING OUT. 334 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,200 MM, AND SHE WAS GOOD AT IT, TOO -- 335 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,135 PLAYING NURSE, I MEAN -- 336 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,438 IN FACT, SO GOOD, I THOUGHT SHE MAY HAVE PULLED THE SCAM BEFORE. 337 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,140 BUT HER CONFESSION GOT HER LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE, 338 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,409 SO WE -- WE NEVER PURSUED IT. 339 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:05,012 I MEAN, IF WE HAD ANY PRIORS, WE WOULDN'T NEED OSGOOD'S CONFESSION. 340 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:08,581 WELL, WE HAVE OSGOOD'S CONFESSION. 341 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,918 JUST BECAUSE EMPTY PANTS HERE WON'T BITE THE BULLET 342 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,353 AND PUT ON THE CLOTHES THAT HE WAS BORN TO WEAR 343 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:16,023 DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE CAN'T HAVE SOMEBODY READ HIS TESTIMONY 344 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,690 IN COURT. 345 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,527 I BELIEVE YOU CAN ONLY DO THAT IF HE ISN'T AVAILABLE. 346 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,896 HE-E-E-E ISN'T AVAILABLE! 347 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,597 THIS IS NOT WHAT WE AGREED TO. 348 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:27,400 LIEUTENANT, THAT IS ENOUGH. 349 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,802 DETECTIVE ANDREWS IS HERE ON BEHALF OF THE L.A.P.D., 350 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,639 AND HE'S ENTITLED TO A SUPPORTIVE WORKPLACE. 351 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,107 PLUS, I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD 352 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,608 TO STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE WHILE I WAS HERE. 353 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:36,843 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 354 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,845 MY HOUSE -- FINE. JUST -- 355 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,581 JUST DON'T...CRY AGAIN, 356 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,451 PLEASE, GOD. 357 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,253 HOW OLD IS THIS PICTURE OF DORIS OSGOOD? 358 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,787 JUST A FEW WEEKS. 359 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,789 LOMPOC TOOK IT BEFORE SHE WAS SENT BACK TO COUNTY. 360 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,691 IS THERE ANYTHING OLDER IN HER FILE? 361 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:55,562 UH, JUST AN OLD DMV PHOTO 362 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:59,066 AND AN OLD BOOKING PHOTO FROM 2002. 363 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,034 IF BILLINGS WASN'T HER FIRST VICTIM, 364 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,436 MAYBE THERE ARE OTHERS OUT THERE SHE MURDERED THE SAME WAY. 365 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,005 UH, LET'S GET AHOLD OF RAMOS 366 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,007 AND HAVE HIM PUBLISH THESE PICTURES IN THE PAPER. 367 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,675 MAYBE SOMEONE REMEMBERS DORIS OSGOOD 368 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:09,776 AS A VERY BAD NURSE. 369 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,344 CHIEF, MIGHT I SUGGEST 370 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,780 THAT YOU PUBLISH SOME ADDITIONAL PHOTOS OF OSGOOD? 371 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,848 YOU NEVER KNOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH SOMEONE'S APPEARANCE 372 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:19,452 MIGHT HAVE CHANGED OVER TIME. 373 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:22,455 D.D.A. HOBBS MENTIONED THAT DORIS OSGOOD'S SON 374 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,923 WAS VERY INVOLVED IN HER DEFENSE. 375 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,758 WHY DON'T WE INVITE HIM TO STOP BY? 376 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,995 MAYBE HE CAN HELP US FIND SOME MORE PICTURES OF HIS MOM. 377 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:30,430 UH, CHIEF, WE'RE THE ENEMY. 378 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,832 WHY WOULD OSGOOD'S SON WANT TO HELP US? 379 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,969 MR. OSGOOD, WE BELIEVE THAT SOME MISTAKES MAY HAVE BEEN MADE 380 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:37,537 IN THE INVESTIGATION OF YOUR MOTHER'S CASE, 381 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,007 EVEN BEYOND THIS WHOLE OXY LAB MESS. 382 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,674 A MISTAKE LIKE SENDING AN INNOCENT WOMAN TO PRISON 383 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,043 FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE? 384 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,544 WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED, SIR, 385 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,479 THE LAST THING THE JUSTICE SYSTEM WOULD WANT 386 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,982 IS TO PUT YOUR MOTHER BACK IN JAIL. 387 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,950 WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE THAT? 388 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:54,821 WELL, I-I'VE BEEN STUDYING YOUR MOTHER'S CASE AND... 389 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:55,688 HAVE A SEAT, MA'AM. 390 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,490 OH, THANK YOU. 391 00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:00,060 ...OPENED CREDIT CARDS IN MR. BILLINGS' NAME, 392 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:03,096 TRIED TO FENCE A CHAGALL FROM HIS ART COLLECTION, 393 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,165 STOLE THE IDENTITY OF AN R.N., AND IMPERSONATED A NURSE, 394 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,499 IT DOESN'T NECESSARILY FOLLOW 395 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,535 THAT SHE MURDERED THE POOR OLD MAN. 396 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,970 HE COULD HAVE JUST AS EASILY UP AND DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES. 397 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,240 OKAY, NOW, SEE, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING 398 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,808 TO ANYONE WHO WOULD LISTEN FOR THE LAST SEVEN YEARS. 399 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,944 MY MOTHER DID NOTHING BUT TRY HER VERY BEST 400 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,546 TO TAKE CARE OF MR. BILLINGS. 401 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:20,880 YEAH, UNTIL SHE KILLED HIM. 402 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,482 BELIEVE ME -- IF SHE HAD HER CHOICE, 403 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,684 MOM WOULD HAVE BEEN OFF TO NURSING SCHOOL SO FAST... 404 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,154 SO, SHE ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK IN THE HEALTHCARE INDUSTRY? 405 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:30,523 OH, YEAH, BUT SHE GAVE UP ON THAT TO PUT ME THROUGH COLLEGE. 406 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,460 MY MOM WANTED TO SAVE LIVES, NOT E THEM. 407 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,096 THAT'S WHY I CAN'T STOP TILL I PROVE SHE'S INNOCENT, 408 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,465 WHY I'VE HIRED NEW LAWYERS, FILED THESE APPEALS. 409 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,899 IT'S TAKEN NEARLY EVERY PENNY I HAVE. 410 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,401 WELL, IT'S BEEN MONEY WELL SPENT, SIR, 411 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,670 BECAUSE SHE'S ALMOST FREE. 412 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,238 IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT CONFESSION... 413 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,507 SHE DIDN'T CONFESS. 414 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,876 THAT COP -- 415 00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:53,180 HE PROPOSITIONED MY MOM, TO PUT IT NICELY. 416 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,014 AND WHEN SHE TURNED HIM DOWN, 417 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,883 HE GOT SO ANGRY, HE LIED 418 00:16:56,916 --> 00:17:00,187 AND SAID SHE ADMITTED TO MURDERING BILLINGS. 419 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,421 SO... 420 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,256 WAS OSGOOD YOUR TYPE? 421 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,624 MNH, NOT SO MUCH. 422 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:07,760 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN MORE INTO BLOND, BOSSY GALS. 423 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,362 WELL, I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT, SIR. 424 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,497 AND THE OFFICER WHO ARRESTED YOUR MOM 425 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,099 DOESN'T WORK HERE ANYMORE. 426 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:15,602 SO, LET'S SEE IF WE CAN SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. 427 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,404 WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP YOU HERE? 428 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,971 WELL, IF WE COULD TRACK BACK 429 00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,773 THROUGH YOUR MOTHER'S EMPLOYMENT HISTORY 430 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,643 AND FIND THAT THERE'S NO OTHER EVIDENCE OF THEFT OR FRAUD, 431 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,878 WE PROBABLY COULD CONVINCE THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY 432 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,215 TO DROP ALL CHARGES. 433 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,516 SERIOUSLY? 434 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,883 THIS COULD HAPPEN? 435 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,285 IF WE COULD TALK TO SOME OF THE PEOPLE 436 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,820 THAT SHE WORKED FOR PRIOR TO BILLINGS, 437 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,322 IF YOU REMEMBER THEIR NAMES... 438 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,789 OH, I KNOW THEM ALL. 439 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,525 DO YOU WANT HER LAST JOB TO HER FIRST? 440 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,193 THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. 441 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,762 SHE WORKED AT CITY MUTUAL BANK FOR A WHILE. 442 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,732 AND NOT ONLY DID SHE NOT STEAL ANYTHING, 443 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,000 MOM WAS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH THREE TIMES. 444 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,068 Brenda: GOOD FOR HER. 445 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,703 Gabriel: AND BEFORE THAT? 446 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:54,207 SHE WAS AN ASSISTANT MANAGER AT MONDRO TECH IN THE VALLEY. 447 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,976 SHE DID DATA ENTRY FOR A BEVERLY HILLS LAW FIRM -- 448 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,711 SUSTIN & RABER. 449 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,881 AND SHE WORKED AS AN ASSISTANT ADMINISTRATOR AT TECH "U" 450 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,283 FOR TWO YEARS. 451 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,751 AND BEFORE THAT, 452 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,987 SHE DROVE FOR GOODY'S LIMO COMPANY IN THE VALLEY. 453 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:12,459 AND, UH, SHE SOLD USED CARS FOR MURPHY'S PREOWNED SEDANS. 454 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,127 THAT'S THE THING, YOU KNOW? 455 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,529 MOM WAS ALWAYS SEARCHING, 456 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:19,499 GOING FROM JOB TO JOB, TAKING CARE OF ME, 457 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,835 WITHOUT EVER HAVING TIME TO REALLY FIND HERSELF. 458 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,708 THIS ISN'T A STORY, JUST -- JUST A BUNCH OF PICTURES. 459 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,210 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT'S A GREAT STORY. 460 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,411 OR IT WILL BE, 461 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,812 WHEN YOUR NEWSPAPER HELPS US 462 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:36,015 IDENTIFY DORIS OSGOOD'S OTHER VICTIMS. 463 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,984 IF THERE ARE OTHER VICTIMS. 464 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,752 MR. RAMOS, IN THE INTERESTS OF PUBLIC SAFETY, 465 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,087 YOUR NEWSPAPER IS OBLIGATED -- 466 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,322 FROM THE LITTLE I UNDERSTAND, COMMANDER, 467 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,523 OSGOOD'S DANGER TO THE PUBLIC 468 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,024 IS HIGHLY SPECULATIVE AT THIS POINT. 469 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:46,859 AND IF IT TURNS OUT THAT SHE ISN'T GUILTY, 470 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,362 WE COULD BE ACCUSED OF LIBEL, RIGHT? 471 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,864 SO, IF YOU WANT THE PICTURES PUBLISHED, 472 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,266 BUY AN AD. 473 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,901 UNH-UNH, THERE'S NO MONEY FOR THAT. 474 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,704 OKAY, THEN YOU CAN BE REALLY RADICAL 475 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:03,075 AND LET MS. ANDREWS TESTIFY AS A WOMAN. 476 00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,544 YEAH, GOOD, FINE. OKAY. IT'S AN AD. 477 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,012 GREAT. 478 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:08,080 I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE DOUBLE PAGE AT THE CENTER FOLD, 479 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,182 JUST TO GRAB PEOPLE'S ATTENTION -- 480 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,350 FULL COLOR, OF COURSE. 481 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,584 OF COURSE. THANKS, RICARDO. 482 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:12,585 YOU KNOW, LISTEN, I MIGHT BE ABLE 483 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,654 TO, UH, GET YOU A DISCOUNT 484 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,790 IF YOU WANT TO LET ME KNOW WHO THIS MS. ANDREWS REALLY IS. BYE-BYE. 485 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:18,758 YEAH. 486 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,166 AH. 487 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,252 Georgette: MORNING, LOUIE. 488 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:22,722 OH. 489 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:26,225 LOOK AT THAT. 490 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,027 I'M SURPRISED POPE SPRANG FOR IT. 491 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,498 WELL, CHIEF JOHNSON GETS WHAT SHE WANTS. 492 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:35,134 WELL, WITH A CABOOSE LIKE THAT, OF COURSE SHE DOES. 493 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,136 DO YOU THINK THE AD'S GONNA WORK? 494 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,638 WHO KNOWS? 495 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,440 OF COURSE, WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT 496 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,643 IF YOU'D STOP SCREWING AROUND AND DO WHAT'S RIGHT. 497 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,313 OH, COME ON. WE HAD AN AGREEMENT. YOU WERE GOING TO BE -- 498 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,615 DID YOU THINK YOU COULD JUST SASHAY OFF THE TRAIN 499 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,817 AND EVERYTHING WOULD BE LIKE OLD TIMES? 500 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,184 WE'RE OLD FRIENDS, LOUIE. 501 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:55,522 NO! NO, I WAS FRIENDS WITH A GUY NAMED GEORGE, 502 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,590 WHO DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE. 503 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,258 MAYBE HE NEVER DID EXIST. 504 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,993 OH. 505 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,229 MAYBE ONE OF THE GREATEST CONFESSIONS 506 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,799 IN THE HISTORY OF THE L.A.P.D. NEVER EXISTED! 507 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:11,304 NOBODY ELSE EVER HEARD DORIS OSGOOD SAY -- 508 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:12,672 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S REALLY LOW! 509 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,474 YOU KNOW I WAS MUCH TOO GOOD A COP 510 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,376 TO FILE A FALSE CONFESSION! 511 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:19,045 AND, YES, I LOOK DIFFERENT. 512 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,780 I'M NOT A MAN ANYMORE, 513 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,249 WHICH MEANS I DON'T PEE STANDING UP. 514 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,051 I WEAR A DRESS INSTEAD OF A SUIT. 515 00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:26,419 I WALK DIFFERENTLY. 516 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,020 I'VE CHANGED HOW I DO A LOT OF THINGS, 517 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:32,091 BUT NOT WHAT'S IN MY HEART! 518 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:37,797 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN YOUR FRIEND, LOUIE. 519 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:41,934 YOU CAN'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ALL THE YEARS. 520 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,269 LOOK AT YOU. 521 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,937 YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING. 522 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:48,007 THE SECOND PEOPLE START TALKING ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS, YOU -- 523 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,843 NO. NO, NO. WAIT. 524 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:53,446 WAIT. WE WERE THINKING DORIS OSGOOD 525 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,614 ONLY CHANGED HER APPEARANCE. 526 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:55,815 RIGHT. 527 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,550 MAYBE IT WAS MORE THAN THAT. 528 00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:59,285 MAYBE WE CAUGHT HER DOING TO BILLINGS 529 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,787 WHAT SHE HAD DONE TO OTHER PEOPLE 530 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:05,858 BECAUSE SHE NOT ONLY CHANGED WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE... 531 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:10,897 SHE CHANGED HER ENTIRE M.O. 532 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:14,534 OH, YES. 533 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:17,236 WE'VE HAD FOUR CALLERS RESPONDING TO OUR AD SO FAR, 534 00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:19,572 AND EACH ONE REMEMBERS DORIS OSGOOD PROVIDING CARE 535 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:22,409 TO A RICH OLD FAMILY MEMBER AS A NURSE, 536 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,944 AND IN EACH CASE, THE PATIENT SUPPOSEDLY DIED 537 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,613 OF NATURAL CAUSES. 538 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:29,782 WELL, SOMEHOW, SHE DID SOMETHING DIFFERENTLY WITH BILLINGS. 539 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,484 THAT'S WHY WE CAUGHT HER. 540 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,820 EACH OF THEM KNEW OSGOOD BY A DIFFERENT NAME, 541 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,922 NAMES THAT WE WERE ABLE TO CONFIRM 542 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:38,591 WERE ACTUAL R.N.s WORKING HERE IN LOS ANGELES COUNTY. 543 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,026 SO SHE STOLE THEIR IDENTITIES, TOO. 544 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:41,594 THAT'S EXACTLY THE SAME M.O. 545 00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:42,829 Gabriel: NO, IT'S NOT. 546 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,363 OSGOOD GOT THE JOB WITH BILLINGS 547 00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:46,198 BY WORKING AT HIS DOCTOR'S OFFICE, 548 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:48,435 BUT EACH OF THE CALLERS SAID THAT SHE WAS REFERRED TO THEM 549 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:50,503 BY AN AGENCY THAT NO LONGER EXISTS -- 550 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,972 AN RN HOME AID? 551 00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:56,075 SEE THAT'S WHAT WE'RE SAYING. 552 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,811 WELL, A-AS FASCINATING AS THAT MAY BE, LIEUTENANT, 553 00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:00,747 HOW WOULD KNOWING THAT SHE CHANGED HER M.O. 554 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,215 GET US ANY CLOSER TO TYING HER TO A MURDER? 555 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:05,552 WE -- WE DON'T KNOW THAT YET, 556 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,386 BUT IT'S THE KEY -- I'M SURE. 557 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,728 CHIEF, I GOT A WOMAN ON THE PHONE 558 00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:20,166 WHO SAYS SHE THINKS OSGOOD MURDERED HER FATHER IN 2001. 559 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:29,909 MS. CASEY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING IN TO VISIT WITH US. 560 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,410 I'M DEPUTY CHIEF JOHNSON. 561 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:33,179 OH, IT'S NOTHING, DEAR. 562 00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:36,583 NOW THAT I GET ALL MY PROGRAMS RECORDED, 563 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,451 I DON'T HAVE TO MISS ANYTHING. 564 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:40,119 OH, THAT'S GOOD. 565 00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:42,522 AND, NOW, I'M TOLD THAT YOU'RE HERE TODAY 566 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:43,723 IN RESPONSE TO THE PHOTOGRAPHS 567 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,357 THAT WE PUT IN THE PAPER THIS MORNING? 568 00:23:45,391 --> 00:23:49,829 YES, THAT'S RIGHT. I KNEW THAT WOMAN WAS A MENACE. 569 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:53,533 AND BY "THAT WOMAN," YOU MEAN, UH, MRS. DORIS OSGOOD, 570 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:56,202 THE WOMAN YOU KNEW AS NURSE LINDA PARKER? 571 00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:57,236 YES... 572 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,238 RIGHT AGAIN. 573 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,540 I REMEMBER HER. 574 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:02,475 SHE HAD ALL HER PAPERWORK -- 575 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:05,778 SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, A NURSE'S LICENSE, 576 00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:09,415 AND EVEN A REFERRAL FROM THE AGENCY. 577 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,382 AND THAT WOULD BE 578 00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:12,051 RN HOME AID? 579 00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:14,153 YOU'RE 3 FOR 3. 580 00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:16,956 AND WHAT LED YOU TO USE THEIR SERVICES? 581 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:19,325 OH, I THINK -- I THINK THERE WAS AN ISSUE 582 00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:21,761 WITH ONE OF THE OTHER NURSES WE HAD HIRED, 583 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:26,232 AND DADDY'S INSURANCE COMPANY RECOMMENDED THAT WE REPLACE HER. 584 00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:28,501 AND THEY GAVE YOU THE NAME OF THE AGENCY? 585 00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:31,704 THAT I CAN'T RECALL. 586 00:24:31,738 --> 00:24:34,807 YOU SAID A MOMENT AGO THAT DORIS OSGOOD WAS A "MENACE." 587 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,710 CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT? 588 00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:41,814 A MONET DISAPPEARED FROM MY DADDY'S ART COLLECTION 589 00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:45,417 THE DAY AFTER HE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND DIED. 590 00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:50,356 AND I SUSPECTED THAT WOMAN HAD TAKEN IT. 591 00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:51,591 SO WHAT DID YOU DO? 592 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:53,993 I CONTACTED THE INSURANCE COMPANY, 593 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:57,396 AND ONE OF THEIR SECURITY PEOPLE GOT THE PAINTING BACK, 594 00:24:57,429 --> 00:25:00,099 AND HE PUT THE BLAME ON ONE OF OUR GARDENERS, 595 00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:01,433 WHO FLED TO MEXICO TO AVOID ARREST. 596 00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:03,135 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 597 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:04,370 WELL, I'M GONNA GO SEE IF I CAN TALK TO THE GUY 598 00:25:04,403 --> 00:25:05,905 WHO BROUGHT THAT PAINTING BACK. 599 00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:08,240 I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW HE GOT THERE. 600 00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:09,809 UM... THE MAN DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A CAR! 601 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,243 YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME? 602 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:13,212 LET'S GO. HE MUST HAVE FLED ON FOOT! 603 00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:15,247 SOME OF THEM DO THAT, YOU KNOW. 604 00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:17,784 BUT I NEVER BELIEVED 605 00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:21,020 THAT GARDENER KNEW THE VALUE OF THE MONET, 606 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:27,459 EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE WATER LILIES. 607 00:25:27,493 --> 00:25:29,295 UH, YOU SAID YOUR FATHER FELL DOWN THE STAIRS. 608 00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:31,631 WAS THERE AN INVESTIGATION MADE INTO HIS DEATH? 609 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,966 THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN, DON'T YOU THINK? 610 00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:38,805 MY DADDY WAS CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR FOR MONTHS. 611 00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:40,873 HE WAS SO TERRIFIED OF THE STEPS. 612 00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:44,977 WHY HE RODE HIMSELF TO THE EDGE OF THE STAIRWAY 613 00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:49,015 I'LL NEVER KNOW. 614 00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:51,884 UH, DETECTIVE GABRIEL, 615 00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:54,286 I WANT EXHUMATION ORDERS ON ALL OF THE PATIENTS 616 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,122 THAT WE CAN TRACE BACK TO DORIS OSGOOD. 617 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:57,924 ARE WE CLEARING THIS WITH CHIEF POPE? 618 00:25:57,957 --> 00:25:59,592 I WILL, JUST AS SOON AS I'M DONE. 619 00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:01,260 MM, NICE SHOES. 620 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:04,631 OH! THANK YOU. 621 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:08,167 UM... 622 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,349 YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH MR. CASEY. 623 00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:27,019 HE HAD SEVERAL BROKEN BONES, INDICATIVE OF A BAD FALL. 624 00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:28,788 CAN'T SAY WHETHER HE WAS PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS 625 00:26:28,821 --> 00:26:30,322 OR SLIPPED ON HIS OWN. 626 00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:33,159 NEXT, PATIENTS 2 AND 3 -- 627 00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:35,327 DEATH CERTIFICATES SAY THEY DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES, 628 00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:38,230 BUT, FRANKLY, WHEN YOU DIG UP BODIES THIS OLD, 629 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:40,700 YOU'D BE BETTER OFF TAKING THEM TO AN ARCHAEOLOGIST. 630 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:45,004 COULD YOU DO A TOX SCREEN ON THEIR BONES, JUST IN CASE? 631 00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:46,906 COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND? 632 00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:53,412 THANK YOU. MOVING ON. 633 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:54,981 PATIENT 4 -- 634 00:26:55,014 --> 00:26:56,983 DEATH CERTIFICATE SAYS "NATURAL CAUSES," 635 00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:58,317 BUT -- DETECTIVE. 636 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,887 OHH! 637 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,222 LOOK THERE. 638 00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:04,156 HMM? 639 00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:05,091 HER NECK IS BROKEN -- 640 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,659 NOT PROOF OF HOMICIDE, 641 00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:08,661 BUT IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE SHE DID IT ON HER OWN. 642 00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:10,362 HMM. 643 00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:13,499 WASN'T THE -- UGH -- WASN'T THE BODY AUTOPSIED? 644 00:27:13,532 --> 00:27:14,834 NO, NONE OF THEM WERE 645 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:17,003 BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL OLD AND SICK, 646 00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:19,438 AND EACH OF THE PHYSICIANS SIGNED OFF ON CAUSE OF DEATH. 647 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,040 AND THE LAST BODY, DOCTOR? 648 00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:22,742 YES. 649 00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:27,714 THIS POOR LADY WAS IN A COMA FOR TWO WEEKS 650 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:29,381 PRIOR TO HER DEATH. 651 00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:31,217 CERTIFICATE SAYS "NATURAL CAUSES," 652 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:32,852 BUT I HAVE MY DOUBTS 653 00:27:32,885 --> 00:27:35,387 BECAUSE... 654 00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:39,025 EW, WHAT IS THAT? 655 00:27:39,058 --> 00:27:41,794 IT'S THE CAP TO A NASAL-SPRAY BOTTLE, DETECTIVE. 656 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,863 I'M GUESSING SOMEONE SHOVED THIS DOWN THIS WOMAN'S THROAT, 657 00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:46,032 AND SHE CHOKED TO DEATH ON IT. 658 00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:48,768 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING NATURAL ABOUT THAT. 659 00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:54,073 HERE YOU GO, CHIEF. 660 00:27:54,106 --> 00:27:56,642 OH, THANK YOU. 661 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,677 YOU EXHUMED FIVE BODIES?! 662 00:27:58,711 --> 00:28:00,112 I'M SORRY. 663 00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:02,081 IT'S CRUNCH TIME FOR DORIS OSGOOD, 664 00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:03,515 AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 665 00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:05,517 THREE OF THOSE BODIES APPEAR TO HAVE DIED 666 00:28:05,551 --> 00:28:07,519 UNDER SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES. 667 00:28:07,553 --> 00:28:09,521 AND YOU CAN CONNECT OSGOOD TO THOSE CASES? 668 00:28:09,555 --> 00:28:12,191 WELL, WE'RE TRYING TO. LIEUTENANT PROVENZA. 669 00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:15,795 WELL, LET'S START WAY BACK AT THE BEGINNING. 670 00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:19,365 INSURANCE COMPANIES LIKE TO DO BACKGROUND CHECKS 671 00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:21,801 ON ANYBODY WHO HAS ACCESS TO THE VALUABLES 672 00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:23,202 OF THEIR RICHEST CLIENTS. 673 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:24,737 HOUSEKEEPERS, GARDENERS... 674 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:26,605 OR NURSES. EXACTLY. 675 00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:30,342 NOW, IN EACH OF THE CASES OF POTENTIAL MURDER HERE, 676 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:33,379 UH, ALL OF THE FAMILIES HAD DIFFERENT INSURANCE COMPANIES. 677 00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:35,047 BUT EACH COMPANY CONTRACTED BACKGROUND CHECKS 678 00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:36,582 WITH THE SAME SECURITY ANALYST. 679 00:28:36,615 --> 00:28:41,754 AND THAT SECURITY ANALYST'S NAME IS SAM OSGOOD. 680 00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:44,957 DORIS OSGOOD'S SON. 681 00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:47,393 WE FOUND HIM BECAUSE HE'S THE SAME GUY 682 00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:50,596 WHO RETURNED MS. CASEY'S STOLEN MONET. 683 00:28:50,629 --> 00:28:52,731 YOU THINK SAM OSGOOD IS HIS MOTHER'S ACCOMPLICE. 684 00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:54,600 HE'S THE REASON THAT THE PEOPLE FOR WHOM SHE WORKED 685 00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:55,835 NEVER REPORTED ANYTHING MISSING. 686 00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:57,169 SAM OSGOOD COVERED IT UP. 687 00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:58,670 EXCEPT WITH BILLINGS, 688 00:28:58,704 --> 00:29:00,539 WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE HIS MOM WAS FLYING SOLO. 689 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:03,509 AND THAT'S THE CHANGE IN DORIS' M.O. -- 690 00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:06,578 SHE STOPPED WORKING WITH HER SON! 691 00:29:06,612 --> 00:29:07,880 NONE OF WHICH PROVES MURDER. 692 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:10,216 CHIEF, I GOT DORIS OSGOOD IN INTERVIEW 1. 693 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,751 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH, DETECTIVE. WHOA. WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE? 694 00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:14,320 WE'RE HOPING THAT, WITH A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT, 695 00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:16,322 MRS. OSGOOD MIGHT CONFESS AGAIN. 696 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:19,225 WHAT -- WHAT KIND OF ENCOUR-- 697 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,027 WOW. 698 00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:23,229 MORNING, FELLAS. CHIEF JOHNSON. 699 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:26,398 THERE'S THE GEORGE THAT I REMEMBER. 700 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:29,802 AND THERE'S THE LOUIE I MISS. 701 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:32,438 UH, DETECTIVE GABRIEL, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND, 702 00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:33,873 LET'S GET READY TO BRING MR. OSGOOD 703 00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:36,742 INTO THE ELECTRONICS ROOM, PLEASE. 704 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,610 WHAT EXACTLY MAKES THIS DIFFERENT 705 00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:40,312 FROM TAKING THE STAND, DETECTIVE? 706 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:42,949 I'M NOT PERJURING MYSELF IN THE INTERVIEW ROOM, CHIEF. 707 00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:45,084 IT'S JUST A LITTLE UNDERCOVER WORK. 708 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:47,653 UH-HUH, AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT... 709 00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:49,755 GEORGE CAN GET YOUR CONFESSION? 710 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:53,492 LET'S CALL IT WOMEN'S INTUITION. 711 00:29:56,896 --> 00:29:59,899 YEAH. 712 00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:05,838 DORIS, NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 713 00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:07,639 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 714 00:30:07,673 --> 00:30:11,911 YOU REMEMBER LIEUTENANT PROVENZA. 715 00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:14,213 LISTEN 716 00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:15,915 WHAT HAPPENED SEVEN YEARS AGO, 717 00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:19,385 HOW I LED YOU ON -- I-I-I REALLY DO APOLOGIZE. 718 00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:20,686 I KNOW YOU'RE MUCH TOO SMART 719 00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:24,190 TO FALL FOR THAT KIND OF THING AGAIN. 720 00:30:24,223 --> 00:30:26,292 OH, THOSE EYES -- 721 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,427 JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS I REMEMBER. 722 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:31,130 AND YOU'RE STILL FULL OF CRAP. 723 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,399 MY SON SAID YOU DIDN'T WORK HERE ANYMORE. 724 00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:36,168 AND YET HERE I AM. 725 00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:37,669 HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? 726 00:30:37,703 --> 00:30:40,406 LONELY... 727 00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:41,974 ...LIKE YOU CARE. 728 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:44,376 THESE PAST SEVEN YEARS -- YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 729 00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:45,811 I DO. 730 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,480 YOU'VE BEEN IN PRISON FOR A LONG TIME, 731 00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:53,119 AND PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU LIKE, UH, YOU'RE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT. 732 00:30:53,152 --> 00:30:55,821 YOU HAVE NO OPPORTUNITY JUST TO BE YOURSELF. 733 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,556 DORIS, I CAN RELATE. 734 00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,926 CAN WE MOVE THIS ALONG, PLEASE? OH -- 735 00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:01,727 LOOK, YOU CAN'T QUESTION ME ABOUT THE BILLINGS CASE 736 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,429 WITHOUT MY LAWYERS PRESENT. 737 00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:06,132 WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT MATTER. 738 00:31:06,165 --> 00:31:08,167 LIKE WHAT? OH, COME ON, DORIS. 739 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,202 WE KNOW THAT BILLINGS WASN'T YOUR FIRST TARGET. LIEUTENANT. 740 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:12,338 I MEAN -- I MEAN -- LIEUTENANT, PLEASE. 741 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,340 YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THIS NURSE SCAM FOR YEARS. 742 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:16,542 MR. OSGOOD, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING IN. 743 00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:18,310 WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO SEE THIS. 744 00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:21,447 WE'VE GOT YOU NAILED ON AT LEAST FIVE OTHER INCIDENTS. 745 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,781 THIS IS NOT CONSTRUCTIVE. 746 00:31:22,814 --> 00:31:24,216 MY MOTHER? WE KNOW ABOUT THE AGENCY. 747 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:25,952 WHERE'S HER LAWYER? 748 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:28,054 WE KNOW ABOUT THE ART THEFTS. WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 749 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,655 WELL, WE DO! HAVE A SEAT, MR. OSGOOD. 750 00:31:29,688 --> 00:31:31,257 WE'RE ABOUT TO DROP THE BILLINGS CASE. 751 00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:33,459 WE TOLD YOUR MOTHER THAT BEFORE WE READ HER HER RIGHTS. 752 00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:35,661 PLEASE! WE KNOW ABOUT THE IDENTITY THEFT! 753 00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:37,429 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO PULL HERE. 754 00:31:37,463 --> 00:31:39,865 JUST A SECOND. DORIS, I'M SORRY. 755 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:43,135 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE US A MINUTE? 756 00:31:52,178 --> 00:31:53,879 HE CAN BE A REAL JERK. I APOLOGIZE. 757 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:55,547 THAT'S HIM -- 758 00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:58,250 THAT'S THE COP SHE CONFESSED TO LAST TIME. 759 00:31:58,284 --> 00:31:59,986 YOU SAID HE DIDN'T WORK HERE ANYMORE. HE DOESN'T. 760 00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:01,387 DORIS, YOU SHOULD KNOW 761 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:05,024 THAT I ACTUALLY THINK THAT THE OTHER FIVE THEFTS 762 00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:09,195 WE'VE DISCOVERED ARE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU AND YOUR LAWYERS. 763 00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:11,230 "GOOD NEWS." HOW? 764 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:13,432 THIS GUY'S UNBELIEVABLE. 765 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:15,968 SHE'S NOT GONNA FALL FOR THE SAME LIES AGAIN. 766 00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:17,469 WHEN YOU TOLD ME 767 00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:19,805 THAT YOU KILLED CHARLES BILLINGS SEVEN YEARS AGO, 768 00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:22,841 YOU SOLD YOUR STORY LIKE A PRO, 769 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:24,943 BUT JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME, 770 00:32:24,977 --> 00:32:27,980 I THINK YOU WERE ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT YOUR SON. 771 00:32:28,014 --> 00:32:29,081 WHAT? 772 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:30,816 NOW, I KNOW YOU LOVE SAM. 773 00:32:30,849 --> 00:32:33,185 YOU THINK HE'S BEEN IN YOUR CORNER FOR THIS RETRIAL, 774 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:35,687 BUT WHEN HE OFFERED UP THE INFORMATION 775 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,889 ABOUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT YOU ROBBED 776 00:32:37,923 --> 00:32:39,225 WHILE IMPERSONATING A NURSE... 777 00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:42,628 WHY, I NEVER... 778 00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:44,563 SAM WOULDN'T MAKE UP THINGS LIKE THAT. THAT'S A LIE. 779 00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:46,398 HE'S LYING TO HER! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 780 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:48,700 YOUR SON IS TRYING TO BURY YOU, DORIS... EASY. 781 00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:49,735 ...MAKE US PUT YOU AWAY FOR GOOD 782 00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:52,171 SO HE CAN KEEP ALL THE MONEY. 783 00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:53,905 HE GOT YOU THOSE JOBS. 784 00:32:53,939 --> 00:32:56,208 HE -- HE PICKED THE ARTWORK FOR YOU TO STEAL. 785 00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:59,745 AND THEN SAM FENCED IT -- ISN'T THAT RIGHT? 786 00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:02,314 YOU'RE A LOVING, TRUSTING MOTHER 787 00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:05,617 EXPLOITED BY A PSYCHOTIC CHILD 788 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:07,986 WHO'S SELLING YOU OUT FOR HIS OWN GAIN. 789 00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:10,056 NO. NO. THAT CAN'T BE TRUE. 790 00:33:10,089 --> 00:33:11,157 DORIS... 791 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:13,425 HOW WOULD I KNOW ABOUT ALL THIS 792 00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:17,329 IF SAM HADN'T TOLD ME? 793 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:22,768 AND I'M TRULY SORRY 794 00:33:22,801 --> 00:33:24,203 THAT I HELPED PUT YOU IN PRISON, 795 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:28,640 SO, PLEASE, HELP ME SET YOU FREE. 796 00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:38,350 AFTER ALL I GAVE UP FOR HIM. 797 00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:44,890 WHEN HE CAME UP WITH THIS PLAN, I -- 798 00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:46,024 WELL, I KNEW IT WAS WRONG. 799 00:33:46,058 --> 00:33:47,659 WHAT IS SHE SAYING? 800 00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:48,727 WHEN HE WAS WORKING FOR THE INSURANCE COMPANY. 801 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,229 OH, MY GOD. YEAH. 802 00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:53,432 THEY'D HIRED HIM TO DO BACKGROUND CHECKS. 803 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:55,201 I WAS SO PROUD OF HIM AT FIRST. 804 00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:57,769 BACKGROUND CHECKS? ON WHOM, EXACTLY? 805 00:33:57,803 --> 00:34:00,206 EMPLOYEES OF THEIR WEALTHY CLIENTS. 806 00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:03,975 AS A SECURITY ANALYST, HE -- 807 00:34:04,009 --> 00:34:06,612 HE'D HAVE ACCESS TO PEOPLE'S HOMES, AND... 808 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:14,820 AND WHEN HE FOUND A RICH PERSON WHO, UH, HAD HOME CARE -- 809 00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:16,788 AND, I MEAN, WHO ELSE COULD AFFORD IT? -- 810 00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:19,258 HE'D PRETEND THAT SOMEONE ON THE NURSING STAFF 811 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:22,694 WAS A SECURITY RISK AND GET THEM FIRED, 812 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:24,863 AND THEN... 813 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,833 WELL, HE WOULD REFER THE FAMILY TO THIS AGENCY 814 00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:29,067 THAT HE'D SET UP. 815 00:34:29,101 --> 00:34:30,736 WHICH WAS A SHAM, CORRECT? 816 00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:33,205 I WAS THE ONLY ONE THERE. 817 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:38,009 AND WITH HIS POSITION, HE WAS... 818 00:34:38,043 --> 00:34:41,713 ABLE TO STEAL ME NEW IDENTITIES. 819 00:34:42,981 --> 00:34:45,551 OHH, I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT, 820 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:49,621 I SWEAR, BUT WHEN IT STARTED, 821 00:34:49,655 --> 00:34:51,123 HE TOLD ME AT FIRST 822 00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:53,425 THAT I WAS JUST 823 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:56,662 FINALLY GONNA GET TO BE A NURSE. 824 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:58,330 MY OWN MOTHER. 825 00:34:58,364 --> 00:34:59,598 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 826 00:34:59,631 --> 00:35:02,534 GOOD. THAT'S SO GOOD. 827 00:35:05,371 --> 00:35:07,539 UM, JUST, UM... 828 00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:08,640 WRITE DOWN WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT. 829 00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:09,675 OKAY. 830 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:12,678 AND, UH... 831 00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:14,112 WE'RE GONNA PUT AN END TO THIS. 832 00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:17,216 OKAY. 833 00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:23,989 YOU KNOW YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HOLD ME ON. 834 00:35:24,022 --> 00:35:26,258 BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER THOUGHT UP THE WHOLE THING, DIDN'T SHE? 835 00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:28,594 SHE CONVINCED YOU TO GET HER JOBS IN RICH PEOPLE'S HOMES, 836 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,529 AND ONCE SHE WAS IN, SHE STOLE WHAT SHE WANTED 837 00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:35,201 AND DEMANDED THAT YOU FENCE IT FOR HER. 838 00:35:35,234 --> 00:35:36,101 YOU! 839 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:39,705 HEY! HEY, WHOA, WHOA! 840 00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:42,474 UGH! 841 00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:45,844 YOU MAY WANT TO RETHINK THIS, SONNY. 842 00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:48,847 OH... 843 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:56,922 YOU KNOW WHAT? 844 00:35:56,955 --> 00:36:00,959 IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE WHAT ANY OF YOU BELIEVE, 845 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:04,496 BECAUSE WE'RE MORE THAN 7 YEARS OUT ON ALL THESE CRIMES, 846 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,365 AND AS A PROFESSIONAL SECURITY ANALYST, 847 00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:07,899 I'M HAPPY TO INFORM YOU 848 00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:09,968 THAT THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS RAN OUT 849 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,304 ON THESE SO-CALLED "THEFTS" A LONG TIME AGO. 850 00:36:12,338 --> 00:36:14,540 ON THE THEFTS, YES, BUT NOT ON THE MURDERS. 851 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:18,344 MURDERS. WHAT MURDERS? 852 00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:19,911 HEY, BILLINGS -- 853 00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:22,314 THAT'S STILL JUST HIS WORD AGAINST HERS. 854 00:36:22,348 --> 00:36:23,682 BESIDES, I WASN'T EVEN WORKING WITH HER. 855 00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:25,150 SHE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT BILLINGS. 856 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,852 SHE'S TALKING ABOUT ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE 857 00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:28,420 THAT DIED UNDER YOUR MOTHER'S CARE. 858 00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:31,590 THEY WERE OLD. IT'S CALLED NATURAL CAUSES. 859 00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:33,625 I HAVE EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY, MR. OSGOOD. 860 00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:35,126 Pope: AND FROM WHAT YOUR MOTHER JUST TOLD US, 861 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,895 IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD TO CONVINCE A JURY 862 00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:41,300 THAT YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR SEVERAL OTHER MURDERS, ALSO. 863 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,369 U-UNLESS -- UNLESS 864 00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:47,172 YOUR MOTHER WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED THOSE PEOPLE. 865 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,575 COME ON. 866 00:36:49,608 --> 00:36:51,610 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 867 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:54,145 I CAN'T. SHE'S MY MOM. 868 00:36:54,179 --> 00:36:55,681 WHO JUST ROLLED ON YOU. 869 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:57,449 WHAT ARE YOU PROTECTING HER FOR? 870 00:36:57,483 --> 00:37:01,620 IT'S EITHER YOU OR HER, SIR. 871 00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:03,188 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 872 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,223 DETECTIVE, WOULD YOU TAKE MR. OSGOOD DOWNSTAIRS 873 00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:06,258 AND BOOK HIM -- NO. NO, WAIT. 874 00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:07,426 OKAY. 875 00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:10,696 OKAY. 876 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:18,604 SHE KILLED HER PATIENTS, ALL RIGHT? 877 00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:22,107 SHE KILLED HER PATIENTS. 878 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:25,677 AND WHEN SHE GOT AWAY WITH IT THE FIRST TIME, IT -- 879 00:37:25,711 --> 00:37:27,679 IT JUST GOT EASIER FOR HER. 880 00:37:27,713 --> 00:37:29,180 WHO? WHO DID SHE KILL? 881 00:37:29,214 --> 00:37:30,849 THE ONES WHO GOT SUSPICIOUS. 882 00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:33,319 I DON'T REMEMBER THEIR NAMES. 883 00:37:33,352 --> 00:37:34,620 ONE SHE STRANGLED. 884 00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:36,422 BREAKING HER NECK IN THE PROCESS? 885 00:37:36,455 --> 00:37:40,058 SHE, UH, STUFFED SOMETHING DOWN THE SECOND ONE'S THROAT. 886 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,060 WELL, THAT WOULD BE A NASAL-SPRAY CAP. 887 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,929 AND PUSHED THE THIRD ONE DOWN THE STAIRS. 888 00:37:43,962 --> 00:37:45,631 THAT'D BE MS. CASEY'S FATHER. 889 00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:49,335 AND AFTER HIS DAUGHTER CALLED ME, ALL SUSPICIOUS... 890 00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:51,269 ABOUT THE MONET THAT YOUR MOTHER STOLE? 891 00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:52,871 WHICH I HAD TO PULL BACK FROM MY FENCE 892 00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:54,205 AND RETURN TO THE FAMILY, 893 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,242 I REALIZED THAT SHE'D GONE TOO FAR. 894 00:37:59,345 --> 00:38:01,713 I WANTED OUT. I... 895 00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:05,451 I TOLD HER TO STOP. 896 00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:08,720 BUT SHE COULDN'T, SO SHE WENT ON WITHOUT ME. 897 00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:11,490 AND JUST LIKE I THOUGHT, 898 00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:15,226 SHE GOT CAUGHT AFTER MURDERING THAT POOR MR. BILLINGS. 899 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:19,365 OH, MY GOD. 900 00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:24,302 VERY GOOD, MR. OSGOOD. 901 00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:28,407 I KNOW HOW DIFFICULT THAT MUST HAVE BEEN. 902 00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:35,013 DETECTIVE, WOULD YOU PLEASE TAKE MR. OSGOOD DOWNSTAIRS AND BOOK HIM FOR -- WHAT? 903 00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:36,915 BOOK ME? YOU CAN'T HOLD ME ON THOSE THEFTS. 904 00:38:36,948 --> 00:38:38,817 TRUE, BUT I'M SURE THEY'LL COME UP AT YOUR MURDER TRIAL. 905 00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:40,352 THAT WAS MY MOTHER! 906 00:38:40,386 --> 00:38:42,788 AND YOU WERE HER PARTNER AND AWARE OF HER ACTIONS. 907 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:44,790 BUT I DIDN'T KILL THEM MYSELF! 908 00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:47,959 WELL, MR. OSGOOD, AS ONE "PROFESSIONAL" TO ANOTHER, 909 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:49,528 I'M HAPPY TO INFORM YOU 910 00:38:49,561 --> 00:38:52,130 THAT THE LAW DOESN'T SEE IT THAT WAY. 911 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:56,802 DETECTIVE. 912 00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:58,637 NOW, GENTLEMEN, WOULD YOU PLEASE DO THE HONORS 913 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:00,872 AND ARREST OUR FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE? 914 00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:04,009 AH. 915 00:39:05,310 --> 00:39:08,013 LADIES FIRST. 916 00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:19,090 FRITZI? HI. 917 00:39:19,124 --> 00:39:21,292 OH, I WISH YOU'D PICK UP. 918 00:39:21,326 --> 00:39:22,794 I'M GRABBING MY THINGS 919 00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:28,467 AND DRIVING UP TO BIG BEAR FOR THE LAST NIGHT. 920 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,003 FRITZI? 921 00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:35,373 I'M IN THE BATHROOM! 922 00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:40,045 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 923 00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:41,880 WELL... 924 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:44,282 ON THE CHAIR LIFT GOING UP THE BUNNY SLOPE THIS AFTERNOON, 925 00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:47,519 I JUST REALIZED... 926 00:39:47,553 --> 00:39:49,788 ...I MISSED YOU. 927 00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:52,057 OH! 928 00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:53,759 YEAH, THE TRUTH IS, 929 00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:57,563 I DON'T LIKE TRAVELING ANYMORE WITHOUT MY WIFE. 930 00:39:57,596 --> 00:40:02,400 THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. 931 00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,506 ALSO, ON THE FIRST RUN, 932 00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:09,975 THIS 12-YEAR-OLD KID CUT ME OFF AND I HURT MY KNEE. 933 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:11,242 OHH. 934 00:40:11,276 --> 00:40:13,912 NOW, GET IN HERE! WHOA! 935 00:40:16,515 --> 00:40:18,149 OH, NO! OH, NO! 936 00:40:18,183 --> 00:40:21,319 GET IN HERE. 937 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:29,127 Flynn: HERE'S TO UNMASKING THE BAD GUYS. 938 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,328 HEAR, HEAR! 939 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,802 WHOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO! 940 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:38,336 LISTEN. 941 00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:41,873 I, UM, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE... 942 00:40:41,907 --> 00:40:44,209 FOR BEING UNABLE 943 00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:47,479 TO COMPLETELY COME TO GRIPS WITH THIS THING. 944 00:40:47,513 --> 00:40:50,381 LOUIE, I KNOW IT'S NOT EASY. 945 00:40:50,415 --> 00:40:52,584 IT WASN'T FOR ME, EITHER. 946 00:40:52,618 --> 00:40:55,120 HEY, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, 947 00:40:55,153 --> 00:40:58,223 IF YOU WERE 20 YEARS YOUNGER AND I HAD NEVER MET YOU... 948 00:40:58,256 --> 00:41:01,359 MM ...AND IF YOU WEREN'T A LESBIAN... 949 00:41:01,392 --> 00:41:02,928 YOU'D BE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. 950 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:04,830 WELL, I... 951 00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:07,265 I'M NOT SURE I EVEN HAVE IT IN ME ANYMORE. 952 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:11,002 OH, YOU STILL HAVE IT IN YOU. 953 00:41:12,771 --> 00:41:13,905 WELL, I MEAN... 954 00:41:13,939 --> 00:41:14,640 HUH? 955 00:41:14,673 --> 00:41:15,674 I MEAN, WOW. 956 00:41:15,707 --> 00:41:16,975 OH, I KNOW. 957 00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:19,477 THEY'RE NICE, HUH? 958 00:41:19,511 --> 00:41:21,947 FLYNN, YOU OUGHT TO CHECK THESE OUT! 959 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,149 YEAH. NO THANKS. I'M GOOD. 960 00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:26,151 I SHOULD PROBABLY GET ON BOARD. 961 00:41:26,184 --> 00:41:27,553 UH, ANDY... 962 00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:30,288 LET'S NOT GO SO LONG NEXT TIME. 963 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:32,524 LOUIE... 964 00:41:32,558 --> 00:41:34,526 THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. 965 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:39,064 THAT WAS A BRAVE THING YOU DID -- COMING BACK... 966 00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:43,234 ...GEORGETTE. 967 00:41:50,976 --> 00:41:54,479 IT WAS GOOD FOR ME, TOO. 968 00:42:13,665 --> 00:42:18,036 SO...YOU READY TO GO, LOUIE? 969 00:42:19,237 --> 00:42:21,106 CALL ME THAT JUST ONCE MORE, 970 00:42:21,139 --> 00:42:25,043 AND GEORGETTE WON'T BE MY ONLY EX-PARTNER WITHOUT A PENIS.