1 00:00:00,878 --> 00:00:03,884 This year the unemployment rate in Portland hit 12%. 2 00:00:04,092 --> 00:00:05,581 12% of us are out of work. 3 00:00:05,616 --> 00:00:06,334 That's one in eight. 4 00:00:06,368 --> 00:00:07,135 Two in sixteen. 5 00:00:07,169 --> 00:00:08,035 Seven and... 6 00:00:08,070 --> 00:00:08,836 fifty-six. 7 00:00:08,871 --> 00:00:09,804 Every politician has... 8 00:00:09,838 --> 00:00:11,706 a plan, but nothing... 9 00:00:11,740 --> 00:00:12,507 seems to work. 10 00:00:12,541 --> 00:00:13,508 Work. 11 00:00:13,542 --> 00:00:14,442 We need to work. 12 00:00:14,476 --> 00:00:15,276 Work. 13 00:00:15,310 --> 00:00:15,977 Work. 14 00:00:16,011 --> 00:00:16,744 Work. 15 00:00:16,779 --> 00:00:17,578 We need to... 16 00:00:17,613 --> 00:00:18,679 work. 17 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:21,115 But now there's hope. 18 00:00:21,150 --> 00:00:22,183 Imagine a Portland 19 00:00:22,217 --> 00:00:23,684 with 100% employment. 20 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:24,685 One hundred percent 21 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:25,887 employment. 22 00:00:25,888 --> 00:00:25,920 Employment. 23 00:00:25,954 --> 00:00:26,554 A Portland where 24 00:00:26,588 --> 00:00:27,422 we all have jobs... 25 00:00:27,456 --> 00:00:28,256 completing... 26 00:00:28,290 --> 00:00:29,524 each other's... 27 00:00:29,558 --> 00:00:30,691 sentences. 28 00:00:30,692 --> 00:00:30,725 Sentences. 29 00:00:30,759 --> 00:00:31,692 Some of us get paid 30 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:33,027 to start a sentence. 31 00:00:33,061 --> 00:00:33,795 And the others... 32 00:00:33,829 --> 00:00:34,629 get paid to finish it. 33 00:00:34,630 --> 00:00:34,662 Get paid to finish it. 34 00:00:34,696 --> 00:00:35,430 To finish it. 35 00:00:35,464 --> 00:00:36,097 Kids. 36 00:00:36,131 --> 00:00:36,964 Couples. 37 00:00:36,999 --> 00:00:37,732 Grandfathers. 38 00:00:37,766 --> 00:00:38,533 Musicians. 39 00:00:38,567 --> 00:00:39,434 Cyclists. 40 00:00:39,468 --> 00:00:40,067 Artists. 41 00:00:40,102 --> 00:00:40,968 Stupid-heads. 42 00:00:41,003 --> 00:00:41,869 Crumbums. 43 00:00:41,904 --> 00:00:42,537 Dweebs. 44 00:00:42,571 --> 00:00:43,271 Sluts. 45 00:00:43,272 --> 00:00:43,304 Sluts. 46 00:00:43,338 --> 00:00:44,305 Soccer cousins. 47 00:00:44,306 --> 00:00:44,338 Soccer cousins. 48 00:00:44,373 --> 00:00:45,606 Idiots. 49 00:00:45,641 --> 00:00:47,775 People... who are 50 00:00:47,810 --> 00:00:50,311 not good at r-reading. 51 00:00:50,312 --> 00:00:50,344 Not good at r-reading. 52 00:00:50,379 --> 00:00:51,212 Everyone... 53 00:00:51,246 --> 00:00:51,946 paid to be in a commercial... 54 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:52,747 where all we have... 55 00:00:52,748 --> 00:00:52,780 where all we have... 56 00:00:52,815 --> 00:00:53,347 to do is... 57 00:00:53,382 --> 00:00:53,848 com... 58 00:00:53,882 --> 00:00:54,382 plete each... 59 00:00:54,416 --> 00:00:54,949 other's sent... 60 00:00:54,983 --> 00:00:55,683 ences. 61 00:00:55,717 --> 00:00:56,417 Complete... 62 00:00:56,452 --> 00:00:57,552 each other's... 63 00:00:57,586 --> 00:00:58,519 sentences. 64 00:00:58,554 --> 00:00:59,253 Complete... 65 00:00:59,288 --> 00:01:00,054 each other's... 66 00:01:00,088 --> 00:01:01,055 sentences. 67 00:01:01,089 --> 00:01:01,689 Complete... 68 00:01:01,723 --> 00:01:02,390 each other's... 69 00:01:02,424 --> 00:01:02,990 sentences. 70 00:01:03,025 --> 00:01:03,591 Complete... 71 00:01:03,625 --> 00:01:04,258 each... 72 00:01:04,293 --> 00:01:05,226 other's... 73 00:01:09,865 --> 00:01:10,631 complete each other's... 74 00:01:10,666 --> 00:01:11,399 no. 75 00:01:11,433 --> 00:01:12,767 I don't need to do that. 76 00:01:12,801 --> 00:01:13,534 You just have to 77 00:01:13,569 --> 00:01:14,335 complete the sentence, sir. 78 00:01:14,369 --> 00:01:14,936 I don't have 79 00:01:14,970 --> 00:01:15,703 to complete anything. 80 00:01:15,737 --> 00:01:16,504 I'll give you $500. 81 00:01:16,538 --> 00:01:17,538 Finish your own sentence. 82 00:01:17,573 --> 00:01:18,773 Ah, damn it. 83 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:25,474 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 84 00:01:52,086 --> 00:01:54,972 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 85 00:01:56,846 --> 00:01:58,346 Maybe I'll get a little 86 00:01:58,381 --> 00:01:59,381 bit of some of that cake. 87 00:02:00,316 --> 00:02:00,916 Those look good. 88 00:02:00,950 --> 00:02:01,917 I think I'll get a bagel. 89 00:02:01,951 --> 00:02:02,951 Ah, you know, you can get 90 00:02:02,985 --> 00:02:04,486 it with cream cheese in it. 91 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,521 Hey, Fred! 92 00:02:06,556 --> 00:02:08,857 Carrie! 93 00:02:08,891 --> 00:02:09,891 I think I'll get 94 00:02:09,926 --> 00:02:11,026 one of those. 95 00:02:11,060 --> 00:02:14,296 Hey, Fred. 96 00:02:14,330 --> 00:02:15,263 Hi. 97 00:02:15,298 --> 00:02:16,031 Hey, how are you? 98 00:02:16,065 --> 00:02:16,765 How are you? 99 00:02:16,799 --> 00:02:17,666 Hi, Mr. mayor. 100 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:18,800 Hey, I just got back 101 00:02:18,835 --> 00:02:19,734 from Baltimore. 102 00:02:19,769 --> 00:02:21,403 Great... that's a great city. 103 00:02:21,437 --> 00:02:23,171 It's a great city. 104 00:02:23,206 --> 00:02:24,339 Mayor Rawlings-Blake took me 105 00:02:24,373 --> 00:02:25,941 to an orioles baseball game. 106 00:02:25,975 --> 00:02:27,876 Unbelievable! 107 00:02:27,910 --> 00:02:28,743 What did he say? 108 00:02:28,778 --> 00:02:29,544 A baseball game? 109 00:02:29,579 --> 00:02:30,278 He said baseball. 110 00:02:30,313 --> 00:02:30,912 That's so great. 111 00:02:30,947 --> 00:02:31,513 That's great. 112 00:02:31,547 --> 00:02:32,214 Wow! 113 00:02:32,248 --> 00:02:32,914 Congratulations. 114 00:02:32,949 --> 00:02:33,915 Yeah, great. 115 00:02:33,950 --> 00:02:34,783 Hey, you know what 116 00:02:34,817 --> 00:02:35,517 we need in this city? 117 00:02:35,551 --> 00:02:36,218 A baseball team. 118 00:02:36,252 --> 00:02:37,786 Oh... hi. 119 00:02:37,820 --> 00:02:39,454 A major league baseball team. 120 00:02:39,488 --> 00:02:40,522 Great. 121 00:02:40,556 --> 00:02:41,389 We should t one. 122 00:02:41,424 --> 00:02:42,224 Yeah, go for it. 123 00:02:42,258 --> 00:02:43,091 I want you guys to help me 124 00:02:43,125 --> 00:02:43,825 put it together. 125 00:02:43,860 --> 00:02:44,860 Wait, Fred and I? 126 00:02:44,894 --> 00:02:45,493 Us? 127 00:02:45,528 --> 00:02:46,528 Yeah, I trust you. 128 00:02:46,562 --> 00:02:47,229 You guys know 129 00:02:47,263 --> 00:02:47,729 what Portland needs. 130 00:02:47,763 --> 00:02:48,530 We don't know 131 00:02:48,564 --> 00:02:49,464 anything about how... 132 00:02:49,498 --> 00:02:50,165 well, when I saw you, 133 00:02:50,199 --> 00:02:50,899 it just hit me, 134 00:02:50,933 --> 00:02:51,900 and I thought, "yes." 135 00:02:51,934 --> 00:02:52,868 I saw the baseball game 136 00:02:52,902 --> 00:02:54,236 in Baltimore, I thought 137 00:02:54,270 --> 00:02:55,937 of you guys, and it was 138 00:02:55,972 --> 00:02:57,072 like here we are again. 139 00:02:57,106 --> 00:02:57,906 It's perfect. 140 00:02:57,940 --> 00:02:58,740 Yeah... yeah. 141 00:02:58,774 --> 00:02:59,541 Right 142 00:02:59,575 --> 00:03:00,375 sure. 143 00:03:00,409 --> 00:03:01,142 And I think we-we 144 00:03:01,177 --> 00:03:01,877 communicate well together. 145 00:03:01,911 --> 00:03:02,777 Heather, can I get a bagel? 146 00:03:02,812 --> 00:03:03,879 I mean, don't you think 147 00:03:03,913 --> 00:03:04,479 we communicate well together? 148 00:03:04,513 --> 00:03:05,180 Yeah. 149 00:03:05,214 --> 00:03:06,081 Look at us... look at us. 150 00:03:06,115 --> 00:03:06,848 Then let's do this. 151 00:03:06,883 --> 00:03:07,582 All right. 152 00:03:07,617 --> 00:03:08,283 Thanks, Heather. 153 00:03:08,317 --> 00:03:09,050 All right. 154 00:03:09,085 --> 00:03:09,618 Thank you, mayor. 155 00:03:09,652 --> 00:03:10,886 Bye. 156 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,554 How are we gonna do that? 157 00:03:12,588 --> 00:03:13,455 I have no idea. 158 00:03:13,489 --> 00:03:14,456 I mean, I don't even 159 00:03:14,490 --> 00:03:15,523 know where to start. 160 00:03:15,558 --> 00:03:16,491 That's like 161 00:03:16,525 --> 00:03:16,992 super tall order. 162 00:03:17,026 --> 00:03:17,659 Yeah. 163 00:03:17,693 --> 00:03:18,326 We could do it, I guess. 164 00:03:18,361 --> 00:03:19,527 Oh, Fred... Carrie. 165 00:03:19,562 --> 00:03:20,528 I just thought of 166 00:03:20,563 --> 00:03:21,696 the name for the team. 167 00:03:21,731 --> 00:03:23,865 The Portland thinkers. 168 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:25,066 Wow, clever. 169 00:03:25,101 --> 00:03:26,968 That's great. 170 00:03:27,003 --> 00:03:28,103 Where'd he go? 171 00:03:28,137 --> 00:03:29,337 Where'd he go? 172 00:03:29,372 --> 00:03:30,605 Hey. 173 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:31,940 We need to find some athletes. 174 00:03:31,974 --> 00:03:32,674 So you've got to go out 175 00:03:32,708 --> 00:03:33,174 and find out what's... 176 00:03:33,209 --> 00:03:34,509 who's out there. 177 00:03:35,044 --> 00:03:35,677 For baseball. 178 00:03:35,711 --> 00:03:36,211 Oh, yeah. 179 00:03:36,245 --> 00:03:37,212 Can they hit, catch... 180 00:03:37,246 --> 00:03:38,513 hit, catch, throw, yeah. 181 00:03:38,547 --> 00:03:39,414 And it doesn't 182 00:03:39,448 --> 00:03:39,948 matter right or left. 183 00:03:39,982 --> 00:03:40,682 Okay, male? 184 00:03:40,716 --> 00:03:41,549 Right? 185 00:03:41,584 --> 00:03:42,284 That's what the mayor says. 186 00:03:42,318 --> 00:03:43,018 Males, okay. 187 00:03:43,052 --> 00:03:43,752 It's got to be dudes, huh? 188 00:03:43,786 --> 00:03:44,886 Can I get a bagel, Heather? 189 00:03:44,921 --> 00:03:45,754 Okay, good. 190 00:03:45,788 --> 00:03:46,655 I'm on it. 191 00:03:49,358 --> 00:03:50,258 And I noticed, 192 00:03:50,293 --> 00:03:51,126 when I was watchin' the game, 193 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:52,560 a lot of standing around. 194 00:03:52,595 --> 00:03:53,461 Good standers. 195 00:03:53,496 --> 00:03:54,229 Okay. 196 00:03:54,263 --> 00:03:54,996 Good standers. 197 00:03:55,031 --> 00:03:55,697 Bus stops and stuff. 198 00:03:55,731 --> 00:03:56,364 Yes! 199 00:03:56,399 --> 00:03:57,165 Atm lines. 200 00:03:57,199 --> 00:03:57,866 Yeah, yeah. 201 00:03:57,900 --> 00:03:59,200 Good... good... yes. 202 00:03:59,235 --> 00:04:00,669 Heather, could I get a bagel? 203 00:04:00,703 --> 00:04:01,670 Thanks, Heather... this is great. 204 00:04:01,704 --> 00:04:02,437 Okay. 205 00:04:02,471 --> 00:04:03,238 All right. 206 00:04:03,272 --> 00:04:04,039 You guys are gonna be great. 207 00:04:04,073 --> 00:04:04,773 Oh, so we're doing it? 208 00:04:04,807 --> 00:04:05,540 I'm so excited. 209 00:04:05,574 --> 00:04:06,274 It's on. 210 00:04:06,309 --> 00:04:07,008 Come by the office next week. 211 00:04:07,043 --> 00:04:07,709 Oh, we'll do that. 212 00:04:07,743 --> 00:04:08,376 All right. 213 00:04:08,411 --> 00:04:09,044 Okay. 214 00:04:09,078 --> 00:04:09,678 All right. 215 00:04:09,712 --> 00:04:10,412 Thank you, mayor. 216 00:04:10,446 --> 00:04:11,212 See you later. 217 00:04:11,247 --> 00:04:12,013 Bye. 218 00:04:12,048 --> 00:04:12,781 How are we gonna do that? 219 00:04:12,815 --> 00:04:14,783 I don't know. 220 00:04:14,817 --> 00:04:15,684 Hi, can we have 221 00:04:15,718 --> 00:04:17,252 some warm water, please? 222 00:04:24,260 --> 00:04:26,127 Hello, I'm Robert Wilson. 223 00:04:26,162 --> 00:04:27,729 These are my handcrafted, 224 00:04:27,730 --> 00:04:27,762 these are my handcrafted, 225 00:04:27,797 --> 00:04:29,965 handmade light bulbs. 226 00:04:29,999 --> 00:04:30,966 The glass I use 227 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,934 is very brittle. 228 00:04:32,969 --> 00:04:34,035 You got to be real careful 229 00:04:34,070 --> 00:04:35,170 when you screw them in. 230 00:04:35,204 --> 00:04:36,271 You might ask yourself, 231 00:04:36,305 --> 00:04:38,340 why buy handcrafted light bulbs? 232 00:04:38,374 --> 00:04:39,307 Is it the price? 233 00:04:39,342 --> 00:04:41,576 No... these are $68 each. 234 00:04:41,610 --> 00:04:42,610 Will they last forever? 235 00:04:42,645 --> 00:04:43,611 Is that why they're 236 00:04:43,646 --> 00:04:44,479 so expensive? 237 00:04:44,513 --> 00:04:45,313 No, they burn out after 238 00:04:45,348 --> 00:04:46,281 a couple of days. 239 00:04:46,282 --> 00:04:46,314 A couple of days. 240 00:04:46,349 --> 00:04:47,949 I ordered Robert's artisanal 241 00:04:47,984 --> 00:04:50,085 light bulbs about 14 months ago, 242 00:04:50,119 --> 00:04:52,420 and they have yet to arrive. 243 00:04:52,421 --> 00:04:52,454 And they have yet to arrive. 244 00:04:52,488 --> 00:04:54,022 I know it takes a very long time 245 00:04:54,056 --> 00:04:56,992 to get them just right, 246 00:04:57,026 --> 00:04:58,626 but my eyes have adjusted. 247 00:04:58,661 --> 00:04:59,661 I don't always predict this, 248 00:04:59,695 --> 00:05:00,662 ah, flickering. 249 00:05:00,696 --> 00:05:01,796 It should be a little bit 250 00:05:01,831 --> 00:05:02,931 more of one flash of light. 251 00:05:03,966 --> 00:05:04,933 I have one employee. 252 00:05:04,967 --> 00:05:06,201 That's D'arbie. 253 00:05:06,235 --> 00:05:07,302 She's wonderful. 254 00:05:07,303 --> 00:05:07,335 She's wonderful. 255 00:05:07,370 --> 00:05:08,236 Are you sick? 256 00:05:08,270 --> 00:05:09,671 Do you wanna go home? 257 00:05:09,705 --> 00:05:11,339 Do you wanna go home? 258 00:05:11,374 --> 00:05:12,640 On her first day she got sick, 259 00:05:12,675 --> 00:05:14,976 and she stayed sick. 260 00:05:15,011 --> 00:05:16,911 So D'arbie's had a cold 261 00:05:16,946 --> 00:05:18,279 for about five years. 262 00:05:18,314 --> 00:05:19,481 D'arbie, I think 263 00:05:19,515 --> 00:05:22,884 the-the mucus affects... 264 00:05:22,918 --> 00:05:24,119 I sent Robert 265 00:05:24,153 --> 00:05:25,353 a few emails, ah, over 266 00:05:25,388 --> 00:05:27,389 the course of the last year. 267 00:05:27,423 --> 00:05:28,923 He hasn't returned my emails. 268 00:05:28,958 --> 00:05:30,392 I don't know if he's on email. 269 00:05:30,426 --> 00:05:31,659 He might be against email. 270 00:05:31,694 --> 00:05:32,594 This one's green. 271 00:05:32,628 --> 00:05:33,361 A little more green 272 00:05:33,396 --> 00:05:34,229 than I wanted it to be. 273 00:05:34,263 --> 00:05:35,096 In fact, I wanted it to be 274 00:05:35,131 --> 00:05:36,731 a kind of orange, but, um, 275 00:05:36,766 --> 00:05:39,034 some mistakes were made. 276 00:05:39,068 --> 00:05:41,669 How's it going, d'arbie? 277 00:05:41,704 --> 00:05:44,105 I specifically said, "okay, 278 00:05:44,140 --> 00:05:45,640 "just get the orange glass." 279 00:05:45,674 --> 00:05:47,409 And it's kind of more 280 00:05:47,443 --> 00:05:48,176 important to me. 281 00:05:48,210 --> 00:05:49,144 Are you talking 282 00:05:49,178 --> 00:05:50,111 about me right now? 283 00:05:50,146 --> 00:05:51,312 These wonderful bulbs 284 00:05:51,347 --> 00:05:54,783 that we make from hand. 285 00:05:54,817 --> 00:05:55,850 I feel like she's more concerned 286 00:05:55,885 --> 00:05:57,919 with working at a cool place. 287 00:05:57,953 --> 00:06:00,822 Are you talking about me? 288 00:06:00,856 --> 00:06:02,457 I-I'll finish those, d'arbie. 289 00:06:02,491 --> 00:06:03,925 You know, when I first started, 290 00:06:03,959 --> 00:06:04,993 one of the first 291 00:06:05,027 --> 00:06:06,127 ones I made... 292 00:06:10,499 --> 00:06:11,566 you all right? 293 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,600 You're still sick? 294 00:06:12,635 --> 00:06:13,768 What did you say about me? 295 00:06:13,803 --> 00:06:15,537 Okay, you'll be all right. 296 00:06:15,571 --> 00:06:16,571 That's like the third time 297 00:06:16,605 --> 00:06:17,539 she's done that this week. 298 00:06:22,928 --> 00:06:23,695 "Don't run up 299 00:06:23,729 --> 00:06:25,230 "those damn stairs." 300 00:06:25,264 --> 00:06:26,097 "Her feet were 301 00:06:26,131 --> 00:06:27,131 "clipping and clopping 302 00:06:27,132 --> 00:06:27,165 "clipping and clopping 303 00:06:27,199 --> 00:06:28,900 "and stomping around. 304 00:06:28,934 --> 00:06:30,368 "Please, Margaret, don't. 305 00:06:30,402 --> 00:06:31,369 "Don't run up 306 00:06:31,403 --> 00:06:33,171 "those damn stairs." 307 00:06:33,205 --> 00:06:34,072 "You keep running up 308 00:06:34,106 --> 00:06:35,073 "those stairs, 309 00:06:35,107 --> 00:06:37,175 "and it is driving me bananas." 310 00:06:37,209 --> 00:06:39,410 Margaret is cadence's parent. 311 00:06:41,046 --> 00:06:42,547 "There's a toe 312 00:06:42,581 --> 00:06:45,483 "circling a moon. 313 00:06:45,517 --> 00:06:47,218 "The toe is wearing a ring. 314 00:06:47,253 --> 00:06:52,023 "I was part woman, part woman." 315 00:06:54,159 --> 00:06:55,460 "Me, noodle and critter 316 00:06:55,494 --> 00:06:56,794 "were all at heart tart. 317 00:06:56,829 --> 00:06:58,329 "Basket was gonna be there 318 00:06:58,364 --> 00:07:00,064 "so I wore something sexy. 319 00:07:00,099 --> 00:07:01,499 "My leg tattoos were showing, 320 00:07:01,533 --> 00:07:03,201 "which was something basket 321 00:07:03,235 --> 00:07:04,802 "always loved about me. 322 00:07:04,837 --> 00:07:06,170 "'I want to feel your pedals, ' 323 00:07:06,205 --> 00:07:07,572 "she would say, 324 00:07:07,606 --> 00:07:08,706 "and when we 325 00:07:08,741 --> 00:07:09,607 "locked the cats out..." 326 00:07:09,642 --> 00:07:10,475 hi, can we help you? 327 00:07:10,509 --> 00:07:11,276 Hi, I'm sorry I'm late. 328 00:07:11,310 --> 00:07:12,243 I'm here for 329 00:07:12,278 --> 00:07:13,044 the journaling class? 330 00:07:13,078 --> 00:07:13,911 Oh, our journaling class 331 00:07:13,946 --> 00:07:15,146 starts at 6:00 P.M. 332 00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:16,080 I can go is... 333 00:07:16,115 --> 00:07:17,515 no, no, no. 334 00:07:17,549 --> 00:07:18,449 We'll find you a chair. 335 00:07:18,484 --> 00:07:20,952 Thank you so much. 336 00:07:20,986 --> 00:07:22,487 Ah, we've all already gone. 337 00:07:22,521 --> 00:07:23,655 We've done our journals. 338 00:07:23,689 --> 00:07:25,857 Um, hers was abysmal. 339 00:07:25,891 --> 00:07:26,958 She refuses 340 00:07:26,992 --> 00:07:28,359 to contribute anything. 341 00:07:28,394 --> 00:07:29,360 And ours, of course, 342 00:07:29,395 --> 00:07:32,030 I think we won this round. 343 00:07:32,064 --> 00:07:33,031 I'm a little nervous 344 00:07:33,065 --> 00:07:33,965 'cause it's my first class, 345 00:07:33,999 --> 00:07:35,166 but okay. 346 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,301 "My boyfriend, Chad," 347 00:07:36,302 --> 00:07:37,769 s the most amazing boyfriend 348 00:07:37,803 --> 00:07:39,337 "that anyone has ever had. 349 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:40,872 "I'm so in love with him. 350 00:07:40,906 --> 00:07:42,040 "We have just started 351 00:07:42,074 --> 00:07:44,142 "our tantric sex experiments, 352 00:07:44,176 --> 00:07:45,176 "and he worshipped 353 00:07:45,210 --> 00:07:46,778 "my yoni for two hours. 354 00:07:46,812 --> 00:07:47,745 "I have never felt 355 00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:49,614 "this good in my entire life. 356 00:07:49,648 --> 00:07:51,015 "Thank you, universe." 357 00:07:51,050 --> 00:07:51,749 You're thanking 358 00:07:51,784 --> 00:07:53,685 the universe for that? 359 00:07:53,719 --> 00:07:54,619 Sounds like you-you should 360 00:07:54,653 --> 00:07:56,020 thank the online dating service. 361 00:07:57,423 --> 00:07:58,389 Yeah, I feel like 362 00:07:58,424 --> 00:07:59,490 it was a brag journal. 363 00:07:59,525 --> 00:08:00,658 And um, what a journal should 364 00:08:00,693 --> 00:08:02,226 be is a document of misery. 365 00:08:02,261 --> 00:08:03,328 But if you really feel happy 366 00:08:03,362 --> 00:08:04,529 and you really love 367 00:08:04,563 --> 00:08:05,630 your boyfriend is it - is it 368 00:08:05,664 --> 00:08:06,931 so wrong to-to write that? 369 00:08:06,965 --> 00:08:07,999 It is so wrong 370 00:08:08,033 --> 00:08:08,866 to write that. 371 00:08:08,901 --> 00:08:09,701 But isn't better 372 00:08:09,735 --> 00:08:10,635 to be honest about what 373 00:08:10,669 --> 00:08:11,903 you are going through 374 00:08:11,937 --> 00:08:13,137 so you're been authentic. 375 00:08:13,172 --> 00:08:14,172 No, there's that old saying, 376 00:08:14,206 --> 00:08:15,239 "honesty is not always 377 00:08:15,274 --> 00:08:16,207 "the greatest thing to do." 378 00:08:16,241 --> 00:08:17,442 It should be painted more as, 379 00:08:17,476 --> 00:08:19,477 "Chad, what is his problem. 380 00:08:19,511 --> 00:08:21,245 "I just don't get that guy." 381 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,246 But he always just makes 382 00:08:22,281 --> 00:08:23,381 breakfast for both of us. 383 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:24,449 Like, every morning 384 00:08:24,483 --> 00:08:25,350 he makes me breakfast. 385 00:08:25,384 --> 00:08:26,417 Wh-what... just to let 386 00:08:26,452 --> 00:08:27,285 you know how we're feeling. 387 00:08:27,319 --> 00:08:28,286 We're this close to 388 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:29,320 jumping up on these tables, 389 00:08:29,355 --> 00:08:31,189 kicking everything off, 390 00:08:31,223 --> 00:08:32,423 throwing pencils in 391 00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:33,858 the eyes of everybody here, 392 00:08:33,892 --> 00:08:35,426 slapping each other, 393 00:08:35,461 --> 00:08:36,627 then me grabbing her hand 394 00:08:36,662 --> 00:08:38,029 and slapping everyone's face. 395 00:08:38,063 --> 00:08:39,097 Wow! 396 00:08:39,131 --> 00:08:40,098 You want to take these books 397 00:08:40,132 --> 00:08:41,232 and just light them on fire. 398 00:08:41,266 --> 00:08:42,066 Why? 399 00:08:42,101 --> 00:08:43,234 We're slightly 400 00:08:43,268 --> 00:08:44,802 offended at all this. 401 00:08:44,837 --> 00:08:46,537 Slavery of the penis. 402 00:08:46,572 --> 00:08:47,705 Okay. 403 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:48,773 Um, um, what's 404 00:08:48,807 --> 00:08:49,707 your name again? 405 00:08:49,742 --> 00:08:50,842 Heather. 406 00:08:50,876 --> 00:08:51,876 Heather. 407 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:52,977 Let's talk a little bit 408 00:08:53,011 --> 00:08:53,911 about, um, your boyfriend, 409 00:08:53,946 --> 00:08:54,779 what's his name again? 410 00:08:54,813 --> 00:08:55,580 Chad. 411 00:08:55,614 --> 00:08:56,948 Chad. 412 00:08:56,982 --> 00:08:58,049 Well, what would it be like 413 00:08:58,083 --> 00:08:59,884 if we heard Chad's journal? 414 00:08:59,918 --> 00:09:02,153 You know, Chad's journal 415 00:09:02,187 --> 00:09:03,821 would be very like, 416 00:09:03,856 --> 00:09:05,123 "I'm a guy, 417 00:09:05,157 --> 00:09:06,724 "and today I went down 418 00:09:06,759 --> 00:09:08,559 "to the billiards hall. 419 00:09:08,594 --> 00:09:09,761 "And my buddy said, 420 00:09:09,795 --> 00:09:11,095 "'hey, did you read the newest 421 00:09:11,130 --> 00:09:12,430 'issue of "playboy"?'" 422 00:09:13,565 --> 00:09:14,699 "And he said, 'yeah', 423 00:09:14,733 --> 00:09:15,867 "and then we'd go down to the 424 00:09:15,901 --> 00:09:17,034 "bowling alley and have beers, 425 00:09:17,069 --> 00:09:18,736 "and say, 'why don't we get 426 00:09:18,771 --> 00:09:20,204 "'some more tattoos 427 00:09:20,239 --> 00:09:21,906 "'all over our necks. 428 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:22,940 "'Boy, I'm gonna get my wrench 429 00:09:22,975 --> 00:09:24,308 "and fix every engine 430 00:09:24,343 --> 00:09:25,543 "on the block." 431 00:09:25,577 --> 00:09:27,145 "Every single car and truck." 432 00:09:27,179 --> 00:09:28,780 You know what I mean? 433 00:09:28,814 --> 00:09:30,114 I mean, guys with trucks, 434 00:09:30,149 --> 00:09:31,516 it's like... 435 00:09:31,550 --> 00:09:33,918 where are they going? 436 00:09:38,557 --> 00:09:39,590 What's up? 437 00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:40,925 You smell like an antelope. 438 00:09:42,194 --> 00:09:43,528 Um, I do a lot 439 00:09:43,562 --> 00:09:46,864 of canning of jams, 440 00:09:46,899 --> 00:09:49,167 and I would like to can you. 441 00:09:49,201 --> 00:09:50,368 I'd love to try one 442 00:09:50,402 --> 00:09:51,602 of your jams sometime. 443 00:09:51,637 --> 00:09:52,703 Between the two of us, 444 00:09:52,738 --> 00:09:54,172 we have four breasts. 445 00:09:54,206 --> 00:09:55,973 Do you know what that means? 446 00:09:56,008 --> 00:09:57,175 I think I understand. 447 00:09:57,209 --> 00:09:58,342 I feel like you have 448 00:09:58,377 --> 00:10:00,344 a unicorn inside you. 449 00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:02,113 Oh, that's nice. 450 00:10:02,147 --> 00:10:03,281 Oh, thank you. 451 00:10:03,315 --> 00:10:04,515 I love unicorns. 452 00:10:04,550 --> 00:10:05,817 I love unicorns. 453 00:10:05,851 --> 00:10:07,985 Their just, um... 454 00:10:08,020 --> 00:10:09,320 oh, just... 455 00:10:09,354 --> 00:10:11,255 und it. 456 00:10:26,805 --> 00:10:28,473 Are you all right? 457 00:10:28,474 --> 00:10:28,506 Are you all right? 458 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:30,775 I'm so good. 459 00:10:36,815 --> 00:10:37,715 Um, thanks, guys, 460 00:10:37,749 --> 00:10:39,150 for coming to the, uh, 461 00:10:39,184 --> 00:10:41,052 baseball team tryouts. 462 00:10:41,053 --> 00:10:41,085 Baseball team tryouts. 463 00:10:41,119 --> 00:10:42,753 Portland is trying to put 464 00:10:42,788 --> 00:10:44,255 together a national team. 465 00:10:44,289 --> 00:10:45,356 Do your best. 466 00:10:45,390 --> 00:10:46,791 We want to see what you have. 467 00:10:46,825 --> 00:10:47,925 Good luck, gentlemen. 468 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:49,026 We'll see you on the field. 469 00:10:49,061 --> 00:10:50,261 All right. 470 00:10:50,295 --> 00:10:52,663 Uh, number one. 471 00:10:52,698 --> 00:10:53,798 Who is this guy? 472 00:10:57,503 --> 00:10:58,636 What's your name again? 473 00:10:58,670 --> 00:10:59,537 Tim. 474 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:00,471 How did we find you. 475 00:11:00,506 --> 00:11:01,706 I saw an ad. 476 00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:03,274 We assume you saw an ad. 477 00:11:03,308 --> 00:11:04,442 Yep. 478 00:11:04,476 --> 00:11:05,743 What's this? 479 00:11:05,777 --> 00:11:06,677 That's, ah... 480 00:11:06,712 --> 00:11:07,512 It's a baseball. 481 00:11:07,546 --> 00:11:08,179 Yeah, I'm lookin' 482 00:11:08,213 --> 00:11:08,746 for a metaphor here. 483 00:11:08,780 --> 00:11:10,948 It's, ah... it's, ah... 484 00:11:10,983 --> 00:11:12,650 this is life. 485 00:11:12,684 --> 00:11:13,584 Let me see you swing 486 00:11:13,619 --> 00:11:14,418 without the bat. 487 00:11:14,453 --> 00:11:15,353 I... I... lose the bat 488 00:11:15,387 --> 00:11:16,153 for a minute... just drop it. 489 00:11:16,188 --> 00:11:16,988 Let me see you 490 00:11:17,022 --> 00:11:17,822 swinwithout it. 491 00:11:17,856 --> 00:11:18,689 Do the sound effect for it. 492 00:11:18,724 --> 00:11:19,757 What-what would that sound like? 493 00:11:19,791 --> 00:11:20,825 Whoosh! 494 00:11:20,859 --> 00:11:21,759 Back and forth, 495 00:11:21,793 --> 00:11:23,895 like I'm sort of at an edit bay. 496 00:11:23,929 --> 00:11:25,730 Whoosh... whoosh. 497 00:11:25,764 --> 00:11:26,931 Great. 498 00:11:26,965 --> 00:11:27,698 Go take a break. 499 00:11:27,733 --> 00:11:28,799 Hang out... have fun. 500 00:11:28,834 --> 00:11:29,534 Okay. 501 00:11:29,568 --> 00:11:30,368 Yeah. 502 00:11:30,402 --> 00:11:31,135 See you in the showers. 503 00:11:31,169 --> 00:11:31,903 Thanks. 504 00:11:31,937 --> 00:11:32,670 All right. 505 00:11:32,704 --> 00:11:33,437 Number two, please. 506 00:11:33,472 --> 00:11:34,305 Next up, sir, 507 00:11:34,339 --> 00:11:35,006 please take the field. 508 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:35,706 We got a guy on second. 509 00:11:35,741 --> 00:11:36,507 Got a guy on third. 510 00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:37,408 What are you gonna do? 511 00:11:37,442 --> 00:11:38,509 I'm gonna hit a home run. 512 00:11:38,544 --> 00:11:39,410 You haven't been thrown 513 00:11:39,444 --> 00:11:40,211 a pitch yet. 514 00:11:40,245 --> 00:11:41,679 That's what baseball is. 515 00:11:41,713 --> 00:11:43,481 Wait until the ball is thrown. 516 00:11:43,515 --> 00:11:44,515 I'm gonna play the part 517 00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:45,950 of a steroid salesman. 518 00:11:45,984 --> 00:11:46,984 Uh-huh. 519 00:11:47,019 --> 00:11:47,785 I wanna see 520 00:11:47,819 --> 00:11:48,586 you turn him down. 521 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:49,787 Hey, you want some steroids? 522 00:11:49,821 --> 00:11:50,621 Ah, no. 523 00:11:50,656 --> 00:11:51,923 Come on. 524 00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:52,857 Everyone does it. 525 00:11:52,891 --> 00:11:54,225 Want some steroids? 526 00:11:54,259 --> 00:11:55,192 Naw, no, not-not really. 527 00:11:55,227 --> 00:11:56,060 I don't want any. 528 00:11:56,094 --> 00:11:56,827 It's free. 529 00:11:56,862 --> 00:11:57,695 Free? 530 00:11:57,729 --> 00:11:58,462 You don't have to pay a dime. 531 00:11:58,497 --> 00:11:59,196 Ah, no. 532 00:11:59,231 --> 00:11:59,931 Nice job, buddy. 533 00:11:59,965 --> 00:12:00,765 Nice job, buddy. 534 00:12:00,799 --> 00:12:02,099 Strong constitution. 535 00:12:02,134 --> 00:12:02,934 Ah, number three 536 00:12:02,968 --> 00:12:04,869 step up, please. 537 00:12:04,903 --> 00:12:05,803 You do know in baseball 538 00:12:05,837 --> 00:12:06,837 that sometimes it's gonna 539 00:12:06,872 --> 00:12:08,005 require stealing, don't you? 540 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:08,739 Do you know this song? 541 00:12:08,774 --> 00:12:10,942 Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, 542 00:12:10,976 --> 00:12:13,277 bum, bum, bum, bum... 543 00:12:13,312 --> 00:12:14,378 I don't know the song. 544 00:12:14,413 --> 00:12:15,546 I'm just seeing if you do. 545 00:12:15,581 --> 00:12:17,048 All right... next. 546 00:12:17,082 --> 00:12:18,316 All right. 547 00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:19,350 Okay. 548 00:12:19,384 --> 00:12:20,151 Oh, no. 549 00:12:20,185 --> 00:12:21,085 No. 550 00:12:21,119 --> 00:12:21,852 Next. 551 00:12:21,887 --> 00:12:22,587 Thank you very much. 552 00:12:22,621 --> 00:12:23,354 Thanks. 553 00:12:23,388 --> 00:12:24,522 You can step up to the plate 554 00:12:24,556 --> 00:12:26,691 in a quick manner. 555 00:12:26,725 --> 00:12:27,992 First of all, we like you. 556 00:12:31,863 --> 00:12:32,830 We're just gonna throw 557 00:12:32,864 --> 00:12:33,831 a couple of balls at you. 558 00:12:33,865 --> 00:12:34,865 And I'm just gonna be part 559 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:36,033 of the crowd, taunting you. 560 00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:37,034 We want to see if that 561 00:12:37,069 --> 00:12:37,969 fazes you at all, okay? 562 00:12:38,003 --> 00:12:39,770 Don't take it personally. 563 00:12:39,805 --> 00:12:41,639 You look so stupid out there! 564 00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:42,607 You're pathetic! 565 00:12:42,641 --> 00:12:44,175 You can't play ball! 566 00:12:44,209 --> 00:12:45,376 Um, let's see. 567 00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:47,244 Ah, you're the worst! 568 00:12:47,279 --> 00:12:48,346 Or maybe something 569 00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:49,447 along the lines of... 570 00:12:49,481 --> 00:12:51,248 get outta here! 571 00:12:51,283 --> 00:12:52,483 That kind of thing. 572 00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:53,751 Next. 573 00:13:02,194 --> 00:13:03,894 Hi. 574 00:13:03,929 --> 00:13:04,996 It says here that you 575 00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:06,263 are an office manager 576 00:13:06,298 --> 00:13:07,598 at a photography studio. 577 00:13:07,633 --> 00:13:08,799 Is that fun? 578 00:13:10,636 --> 00:13:11,936 I bet. 579 00:13:11,970 --> 00:13:13,237 Next. 580 00:13:13,271 --> 00:13:14,205 Ah, turn around to the crowd 581 00:13:14,239 --> 00:13:15,139 and say, "I'm gonna 582 00:13:15,173 --> 00:13:16,140 "run to first base, 583 00:13:16,174 --> 00:13:18,242 "and after that, second base. 584 00:13:18,276 --> 00:13:19,810 "And after that, 585 00:13:19,845 --> 00:13:20,911 "you know the rest." 586 00:13:20,946 --> 00:13:21,979 Just like a little speech 587 00:13:22,014 --> 00:13:23,114 like that so we know 588 00:13:23,148 --> 00:13:24,115 what's gonna happen once 589 00:13:24,149 --> 00:13:25,549 you're out there on the field. 590 00:13:25,584 --> 00:13:26,550 I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. 591 00:13:30,656 --> 00:13:32,556 Can you hear this okay? 592 00:13:32,591 --> 00:13:33,991 What ma'am? 593 00:13:34,026 --> 00:13:35,292 I'm sorry. 594 00:13:35,327 --> 00:13:38,396 What was that? 595 00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:39,463 Thank you very much. 596 00:13:39,498 --> 00:13:40,698 Thanks. 597 00:13:54,479 --> 00:13:55,513 Gentlemen... 598 00:13:55,547 --> 00:13:56,814 Congratulations. 599 00:13:56,848 --> 00:13:57,882 Your Portland's first 600 00:13:57,916 --> 00:13:59,183 national baseball team. 601 00:13:59,217 --> 00:14:00,484 You made the cut. 602 00:14:00,519 --> 00:14:01,519 Ah, let's get in there 603 00:14:01,553 --> 00:14:02,720 a little close, you guys. 604 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:03,954 Tall guys in the back. 605 00:14:03,989 --> 00:14:05,456 Say, "play ball." 606 00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:06,457 Play ball. 607 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:13,718 With a hanger steak. 608 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:13,752 With a hanger steak. 609 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,053 That might be good. 610 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:16,221 Do we have enough pork belly? 611 00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:16,955 Ah, sorry. 612 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,556 Markus and Anna? 613 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:19,724 Oh, hi. 614 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:20,825 Hi, I'm Keith, 615 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,559 from the Portland dining guide. 616 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:22,160 We were gonna take 617 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,694 some-some pictures today. 618 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,396 Is now a good time? 619 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,196 Yeah. 620 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:26,031 Sure... yeah. 621 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:26,831 All right. 622 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:27,532 Ah, wherever you want 623 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:28,233 to stand, and we'll... 624 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,000 great. 625 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:29,801 And we'll snap off a few 626 00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:30,568 shots and call it a day. 627 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:31,302 Okay. 628 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:32,070 And, here you go. 629 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,207 Okay, interesting. 630 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:37,742 Let's-let's do another one. 631 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:40,678 Okay, you don't, uh... 632 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,480 It's typically not necessary 633 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,815 to-to pout. 634 00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:44,682 Okay, we'll be fine. 635 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,417 Okay. 636 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,418 I wonder if we just kinda... 637 00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:47,419 yeah, what if we were 638 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,219 just up a little higher. 639 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,154 All right. 640 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:49,921 We can maybe get a few 641 00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:50,588 of the - of the pots in. 642 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:51,689 Okay. 643 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,091 Okay. 644 00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:56,828 Keith, check this out. 645 00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:57,595 We're an audience, 646 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,563 and we're applauding. 647 00:14:58,597 --> 00:14:59,597 All right, the snow. 648 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:00,999 Do you like that, Keith? 649 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,233 Okay, let's keep going. 650 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,371 A-all right. 651 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,372 I'm gonna tiger 652 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,173 towards the camera. 653 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:10,341 Tiger toward... all right. 654 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:11,876 Are we skinny? 655 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,011 Make us look skinnier. 656 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,145 Yeah. 657 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:15,547 Okay. 658 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,414 Is that cool? 659 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,415 That'll be a-a fun 660 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,283 littlelooper reel. 661 00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:19,751 Let's try another one. 662 00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:21,119 Make it look like a mirror 663 00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:23,721 and I'm putting on lipstick. 664 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,556 I'm just gonna do 665 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,457 a line of flour. 666 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:26,357 I'm totally on coke! 667 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:27,325 She's on coke! 668 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:28,126 Kind of like interviewing 669 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:28,893 her on the news. 670 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:29,894 So I'll dip the microphone 671 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:30,862 in something like... 672 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:31,896 "hey, what do you think?" 673 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:32,797 I don't know! 674 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:33,565 People packing up 675 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,466 to go home. 676 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,500 The end of a long day. 677 00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:36,401 Bye, Keith. 678 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,435 I hope we have 679 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,703 more customers next week. 680 00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:39,904 What if we're ghosts? 681 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,806 Dude, that is intense, 682 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,041 so invisible me out. 683 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:43,775 Do it. 684 00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:44,409 Snap. 685 00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:50,748 Keith, isn't that sexy? 686 00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,191 Gotcha. 687 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,126 You know what? 688 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:01,926 Let's bring real models. 689 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:02,794 Oh, yeah... Keith hold on. 690 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:03,561 Our waitresses 691 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:04,295 are really pretty. 692 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:04,829 Crystal... Cora? 693 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:05,797 Do we look like 694 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:06,364 we're the Beatles. 695 00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:07,398 How's this look like? 696 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,366 Do you like it? 697 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,434 That looks all right, 698 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,335 doesn't it? 699 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:11,236 Snap it... you have to sna... 700 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,637 do a little body right here. 701 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,505 Don't use my real body. 702 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:14,639 You have to promise me not to. 703 00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:15,707 Okay, now the audience 704 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:16,608 is booing us. 705 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,309 What... what did we do wrong? 706 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:19,177 Keith, get this, all right? 707 00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:19,944 Keith. 708 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:20,612 Milk all over us. 709 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,513 Do it. 710 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,581 Put it on the cover! 711 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,483 What do you think, Keith? 712 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:28,520 Keith. 713 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:30,355 Keith, did that look good? 714 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:31,556 Does that... 715 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:32,724 do you think that could 716 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:33,958 be on a place for the... 717 00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:50,008 All right. 718 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:50,775 What time is it? 719 00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:51,576 Uh, I don't know. 720 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:51,609 Uh, I don't know. 721 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:52,544 It's maybe just around 8:00. 722 00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:53,444 I just... 723 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:54,279 when does this thing start? 724 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:55,113 I think it's supposed 725 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:56,147 to start at 8:30? 726 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:56,948 Hurry up. 727 00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:57,649 People are getting ahead of us. 728 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,550 I know, but I don't 729 00:16:58,584 --> 00:16:59,450 want them to show 730 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:00,084 anything before 8:15. 731 00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:01,085 Right. 732 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,187 Last time it started 733 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,521 at 8:15... right at 8:15. 734 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,989 Oh, excuse me. 735 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,291 Excuse us. 736 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:07,358 Hi, this is usually our spot 737 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:08,893 'cause we have more stuff. 738 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:09,761 Yeah, we need 739 00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:10,662 like a 20 by 10 area. 740 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,396 Yeah. 741 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,163 Great... appreciate it. 742 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:12,997 Thank you. 743 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:13,698 Thank you. 744 00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:14,532 How many feet 745 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,366 you got over there? 746 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:16,201 Ah, I've got about 20. 747 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:17,068 Why don't you just put it 748 00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:18,102 right down there. 749 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:18,836 Twenty on the diagonal. 750 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,704 Fifteen on the diagonal. 751 00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:21,439 All right, let me stake it. 752 00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:22,507 Great, sweetie. 753 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,575 This we can use here. 754 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:24,375 You know what? 755 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:25,243 I-I don't like 756 00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:26,110 how plain that is. 757 00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,145 I'm just gonna 758 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:28,346 drape something over it. 759 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:31,249 Gotta keep the riff-raff out. 760 00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,084 No offense, everybody. 761 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:34,452 Dave... Dave. 762 00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:36,521 We can use this as a shelf. 763 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,389 Good. 764 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:39,290 This might fall. 765 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:40,558 Just so you know. 766 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:41,259 It'll be okay. 767 00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:41,993 It might. 768 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:42,627 I didn't say it's going to, 769 00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:43,528 it just might. 770 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,529 It's weird no one else 771 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:45,697 brought a hot plate. 772 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:46,564 You don't want broccoli again? 773 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,565 No, I definitely 774 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,399 want broccoli again. 775 00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:49,133 Okay, 'cause I just 776 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,134 brought enough, I think, 777 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,270 for at least both of us. 778 00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:53,238 I am gonna make you 779 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,572 the salsa that you love. 780 00:17:58,510 --> 00:17:59,377 This look good? 781 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:02,480 Great. 782 00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:03,314 You've done it again. 783 00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:04,182 Excuse me. 784 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:04,949 Hi. 785 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:05,917 Excuse me, ma'am. 786 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:06,918 Young lady, come on in. 787 00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:07,986 The last time we were here, 788 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,087 according to my watch, 789 00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:09,988 the movie started 790 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:10,555 at 8:30 about... 791 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,522 well, if it's not completely 792 00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:12,390 dark then you can't see. 793 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,091 Just for next time, 794 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:13,891 that's all. 795 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:14,759 It's just that last-last time 796 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:15,393 it ran a little bit differently. 797 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,060 Yeah. 798 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:16,761 We were here 799 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:17,462 for the muppet movie. 800 00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:18,062 "Muppets take Manhattan." 801 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:18,830 Yeah, that's great. 802 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:19,897 I think I remember seeing you. 803 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:20,798 You know, 804 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:21,666 just something to note. 805 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:22,500 If you're gonna be late 806 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:23,468 put that on your website. 807 00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:24,402 People run their lives 808 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,336 around seeing these movies, 809 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:26,838 so just let people know. 810 00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:27,905 Hey, if we have any talkers 811 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,207 during the movie, we would just, 812 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:30,408 like, greatly appreciate it, 813 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,409 like, not so much. 814 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,343 You know what I mean? 815 00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,077 I-I mean, I don't care. 816 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:33,945 It's not me. 817 00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:34,912 It's just like for 818 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:35,780 everybody else, that's all. 819 00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:37,282 To outdoor film. 820 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:44,322 I can't... 821 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:45,590 I'm sorry, can you speak up? 822 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,625 We can't hear you. 823 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,894 Next week is what? 824 00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:52,130 It's tootsie what? 825 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:55,233 Hi... no sound. 826 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,669 No sound. 827 00:18:57,703 --> 00:19:00,138 No sound. 828 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,506 Come on, movie, 829 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,740 make it start! 830 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:03,975 Come on, movie, 831 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,910 make it start! 832 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:06,778 You-you have a good 833 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,146 singing voice... you sound great. 834 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,084 You know what? 835 00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:14,485 If we leave right now, 836 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,586 we could like 837 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:16,788 beat the whole crowd. 838 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:17,855 Traffic's gonna be crazy. 839 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,257 You're right. 840 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,058 Get outta here? 841 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,092 Yeah. 842 00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:21,826 Yeah. 843 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:26,798 Sorry, everybody, 844 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,033 if you're trying to watch. 845 00:19:32,284 --> 00:19:33,151 There's the team. 846 00:19:33,185 --> 00:19:34,119 The Portland thinkers. 847 00:19:34,153 --> 00:19:35,053 Yeah. 848 00:19:35,087 --> 00:19:35,854 They have, like, real 849 00:19:35,888 --> 00:19:36,754 baseball gloves and bats. 850 00:19:36,789 --> 00:19:37,655 We're playing 851 00:19:37,690 --> 00:19:38,756 with the-the diamondbacks, 852 00:19:38,791 --> 00:19:39,924 and I think we have the Phillies 853 00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:40,825 the following week. 854 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:41,593 I think they're 855 00:19:41,627 --> 00:19:42,293 gonna be ready to go. 856 00:19:42,328 --> 00:19:42,961 And if they don't win, 857 00:19:42,995 --> 00:19:43,795 at least we're in there 858 00:19:43,829 --> 00:19:44,496 and we're getting some place, 859 00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:45,296 and we're representing 860 00:19:45,331 --> 00:19:46,064 Portland, and... 861 00:19:46,098 --> 00:19:46,865 we just gotta figure out 862 00:19:46,899 --> 00:19:47,699 how to market this team, 863 00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:48,466 and how-how we're gonna sell 864 00:19:48,501 --> 00:19:49,134 this to the city. 865 00:19:49,168 --> 00:19:50,001 You know what I'm thinking 866 00:19:50,035 --> 00:19:50,835 is, look at that guy 867 00:19:50,870 --> 00:19:51,636 holding the bat. 868 00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:52,237 Right. 869 00:19:52,271 --> 00:19:52,971 What if - what if the bat 870 00:19:53,005 --> 00:19:53,705 was a little bit of a character, 871 00:19:53,739 --> 00:19:54,706 like a mascot? 872 00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:55,673 Yeah, you have those 873 00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:56,641 great scoreboards with all 874 00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:57,976 the lights on 'em, and the bat 875 00:19:58,010 --> 00:20:00,411 would come like dancing in... 876 00:20:00,446 --> 00:20:01,779 dun, dun, dun, dun. 877 00:20:01,814 --> 00:20:02,847 And sing a little song. 878 00:20:02,882 --> 00:20:03,748 They can decide that later. 879 00:20:03,782 --> 00:20:04,883 But I think once we get, 880 00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:06,284 ah, someone for first base, 881 00:20:06,318 --> 00:20:07,585 we'll know. 882 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:08,520 This guy could actually 883 00:20:08,554 --> 00:20:09,420 be like... we could sort of 884 00:20:09,455 --> 00:20:10,221 animate him, too. 885 00:20:10,256 --> 00:20:10,955 Yes. 886 00:20:10,990 --> 00:20:11,723 Right? 887 00:20:11,757 --> 00:20:12,357 What do you mean animate him? 888 00:20:12,391 --> 00:20:12,991 He could be like 889 00:20:13,025 --> 00:20:13,791 the nordic batsman. 890 00:20:13,826 --> 00:20:14,459 You know what I mean? 891 00:20:14,493 --> 00:20:15,126 Oh, yeah. 892 00:20:15,161 --> 00:20:15,760 Roving with the bat. 893 00:20:15,794 --> 00:20:16,427 Then it turns into a bat, 894 00:20:16,462 --> 00:20:17,028 and suddenly we start playing. 895 00:20:17,062 --> 00:20:18,163 When... during a game? 896 00:20:18,197 --> 00:20:20,465 Think about this animated. 897 00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:21,733 Think about these characters. 898 00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:22,767 Batty Batterson. 899 00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:23,735 That's what the bat's called. 900 00:20:23,769 --> 00:20:24,702 That-that's a good name, 901 00:20:24,737 --> 00:20:25,537 Batterson. 902 00:20:25,571 --> 00:20:26,304 Right? 903 00:20:26,338 --> 00:20:27,038 Yeah. 904 00:20:27,072 --> 00:20:27,739 For what? 905 00:20:27,773 --> 00:20:28,406 When would this happen? 906 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,174 The mascot. 907 00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:29,974 This is all part of, like, 908 00:20:30,009 --> 00:20:30,742 in between all the stuff. 909 00:20:30,776 --> 00:20:31,442 You know, like... 910 00:20:31,477 --> 00:20:32,110 the game? 911 00:20:32,144 --> 00:20:32,777 The game's important. 912 00:20:32,811 --> 00:20:33,611 And that's why I'm saying 913 00:20:33,646 --> 00:20:34,612 that-that's why we have 914 00:20:34,647 --> 00:20:35,547 to start training them 915 00:20:35,581 --> 00:20:36,381 so we know who's gonna be 916 00:20:36,415 --> 00:20:37,315 best at what position. 917 00:20:37,349 --> 00:20:38,249 Um, I'm glad you guys 918 00:20:38,284 --> 00:20:38,816 are being creative about it, 919 00:20:38,851 --> 00:20:39,918 but, like, a bat has 920 00:20:39,952 --> 00:20:40,952 nothing to do with Portland. 921 00:20:40,986 --> 00:20:41,920 It's just a stepping off 922 00:20:41,954 --> 00:20:42,587 point... the bat. 923 00:20:42,621 --> 00:20:43,488 I mean, from there we can 924 00:20:43,522 --> 00:20:44,255 go to any number of places 925 00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:45,089 around Portland. 926 00:20:45,124 --> 00:20:45,890 Okay, what if there was 927 00:20:45,925 --> 00:20:46,791 like a mitt, mitty Mitchell. 928 00:20:46,825 --> 00:20:47,659 What is this for? 929 00:20:47,693 --> 00:20:48,760 I love that idea. 930 00:20:48,794 --> 00:20:49,594 For what? 931 00:20:49,628 --> 00:20:50,562 Let's just make this show... 932 00:20:50,596 --> 00:20:51,829 show? 933 00:20:51,864 --> 00:20:53,164 We can set it in Portland. 934 00:20:53,199 --> 00:20:54,465 Kids are gonna love it. 935 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,500 I mean, are-are we 936 00:20:55,534 --> 00:20:56,234 talkin' about a baseball team? 937 00:20:56,268 --> 00:20:57,302 No, no, no. 938 00:20:57,336 --> 00:20:58,303 We've moved beyond the team now. 939 00:20:58,337 --> 00:20:59,204 We're gonna animate 940 00:20:59,238 --> 00:21:00,205 each one of the players, 941 00:21:00,239 --> 00:21:01,239 and turn it into a whole 942 00:21:01,273 --> 00:21:02,207 like a cartoon kind of show. 943 00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:03,174 When? 944 00:21:03,209 --> 00:21:03,875 It's something we're... 945 00:21:03,909 --> 00:21:04,609 we're working 946 00:21:04,643 --> 00:21:05,343 on it right now. 947 00:21:05,377 --> 00:21:06,177 Working on it right now. 948 00:21:06,212 --> 00:21:07,011 This is the brainstorm. 949 00:21:07,046 --> 00:21:07,745 This is happening right now. 950 00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:08,646 We're coming up as we think. 951 00:21:08,681 --> 00:21:09,847 I'm thinking of an episode 952 00:21:09,882 --> 00:21:10,815 where there's batty Batterson, 953 00:21:10,849 --> 00:21:12,183 mitty Mitchell. 954 00:21:12,218 --> 00:21:13,017 Mitty Mitchell, 955 00:21:13,052 --> 00:21:14,085 great character. 956 00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:15,019 There's an old, kind 957 00:21:15,054 --> 00:21:16,421 of ornery umpire, grumpire. 958 00:21:16,455 --> 00:21:17,855 Grumpy grumpire. 959 00:21:17,890 --> 00:21:18,923 Grumpy grumpire. 960 00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:19,857 This is fantastic. 961 00:21:19,892 --> 00:21:20,658 Who's gonna finance 962 00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:21,426 making a cartoon? 963 00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:22,160 Cartoons don't 964 00:21:22,194 --> 00:21:22,894 cost very much. 965 00:21:22,928 --> 00:21:23,861 Of course, they do. 966 00:21:23,896 --> 00:21:24,696 You must know someone 967 00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:25,496 who can draw, right? 968 00:21:25,531 --> 00:21:26,264 I mean, you have good artists. 969 00:21:26,298 --> 00:21:27,098 I-I-I do. 970 00:21:27,132 --> 00:21:27,865 I-I-I know this guy, David. 971 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:28,766 Right? 972 00:21:28,801 --> 00:21:29,567 Like think about during 973 00:21:29,602 --> 00:21:30,501 the holidays, and the kinds 974 00:21:30,536 --> 00:21:31,536 of things you can do 975 00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:32,303 during the holidays, right? 976 00:21:32,338 --> 00:21:34,172 Thanksgiving would be great. 977 00:21:34,206 --> 00:21:35,039 You could do like 978 00:21:35,074 --> 00:21:35,840 a pumpkin logo on one of those. 979 00:21:35,874 --> 00:21:37,342 Yes... okay, thank you. 980 00:21:37,376 --> 00:21:38,276 Right. 981 00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:39,043 This animator that you know, 982 00:21:39,078 --> 00:21:39,911 I think this could 983 00:21:39,945 --> 00:21:40,712 be a very important thing. 984 00:21:40,746 --> 00:21:41,479 This Dave, you said 985 00:21:41,513 --> 00:21:42,280 he could really... 986 00:21:42,314 --> 00:21:43,014 I'm not promising 987 00:21:43,048 --> 00:21:43,715 you anything. 988 00:21:43,749 --> 00:21:44,515 Could we get it by Saturday? 989 00:21:44,550 --> 00:21:45,350 Why-why don't you guys get 990 00:21:45,384 --> 00:21:46,251 some sketches going of this, 991 00:21:46,285 --> 00:21:47,252 just some ideas, 992 00:21:47,286 --> 00:21:48,119 some characters, and possible 993 00:21:48,153 --> 00:21:49,087 situations and bring them to me. 994 00:21:49,121 --> 00:21:50,154 I would love to see some of 995 00:21:50,189 --> 00:21:51,923 the stuff that you would create. 996 00:21:51,957 --> 00:21:53,191 I would love to, Mr. mayor. 997 00:21:53,225 --> 00:21:54,392 I have such a vivid idea 998 00:21:54,426 --> 00:21:55,460 of mitty Mitchell in my head 999 00:21:55,494 --> 00:21:56,494 right now. 1000 00:21:56,528 --> 00:21:57,262 Can I... 1001 00:21:57,296 --> 00:21:57,962 all right. 1002 00:21:57,997 --> 00:21:58,630 All right, 1003 00:21:58,664 --> 00:21:59,230 to batty Batterson. 1004 00:21:59,265 --> 00:21:59,831 Yeah. 1005 00:21:59,865 --> 00:22:00,498 Batty Batterson. 1006 00:22:00,532 --> 00:22:01,232 That's a terrible name 1007 00:22:01,267 --> 00:22:02,734 by the way. 1008 00:22:02,768 --> 00:22:03,935 We're the baseball kids 1009 00:22:03,969 --> 00:22:05,103 it's Saturday morning 1010 00:22:05,137 --> 00:22:06,504 we're the baseball kids 1011 00:22:06,942 --> 00:22:10,809 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 1012 00:22:11,043 --> 00:22:12,310 All day long. 1013 00:22:22,187 --> 00:22:23,288 We're the baseball kids 1014 00:22:23,322 --> 00:22:24,255 it's Saturday morning 1015 00:22:24,290 --> 00:22:25,623 we're the baseball kids 1016 00:22:25,658 --> 00:22:26,824 it's Saturday morning 1017 00:22:27,705 --> 00:22:34,168 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org