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- Megan is running late.
- Okay.

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Hey, did you guys read that thing
in "the Newyorker" last month

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about golf is an analogy
for marriage?

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I did.
I did read that.

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Did you read that

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in "McSweeney's?"

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It was comparing cd tracks

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and album tracks.

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Did you read that?

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Yeah.

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Did you read that thing

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in "mother Jones" about

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eco chairs and eco waste?

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I did... I did.

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Did you read that thing in

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"spin" about all the festivals?

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Did you read that thing

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in "paste?"

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It was about the national.

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Oh, I saw that.

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Did you see that thing

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in "dwell" about all

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the mid-century houses.

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Yeah... did you read

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"the New York times?"

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Yes.

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"The New York observer?"

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Yes.

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"Washington post?"

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Yes.

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"Wall street journal"

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of course, I read it.

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Did you read that

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steam punk article

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in "one way?"

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I did not like the end of it.

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Did you read that

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sky writing over

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the Williamette river?

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Yes... did you read

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that fortune cookie?

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Yes!

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From last night?

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Yes!

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Did you read it?

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Yes!

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There were two.

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Yes... did you read

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that thing that guy wrote

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in the sand on the beach?

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Yeah.

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Did you read

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the "Portland Mercury?"

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Did you read the?

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Yeah.

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Did you read

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the "Seattle stranger?"

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Beginning to end.

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Did you read

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the "s up weekly?"

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I loved it!

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"The Harper lampoon."

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Well written.

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Did you read "mad magazine?"

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I did not like the end of it.

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Did you read "Cathy?"

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That was cute.

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Did you read "family circus?"

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Sure.

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Did you read

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"Calvin and Hobbes?"

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Sure.

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Did you read

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"the Boston globe?"

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Did you read

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"the Washington blade?"

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We read it together.

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Did you read...

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Did you read...

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Did you read?

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Of course, I did.

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I read it to a friend of mine.

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Did you read the closing credits

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of that movie?

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Yeah... did you read...

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did you read it?

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Do you read "the Bible?"

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Did you read it?

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Finger writing on the window?

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Hi, Maggie.

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Hey, Maggie!

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Did you guys, uh,

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read the new "Portland monthly?"

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It's crazy.

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Hey... says "don't walk."

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Can't you read?

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Sync by n17t01
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Hello, mayor's office.

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Yes.

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Do you have an e.T.A.?

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Why not?

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All right, bye-bye.

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Where are you gonna

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get your book signed?

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Oh, I'm just gonna

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do the first blank open page.

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Oh, I do the title page,

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usually.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah.

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Mayor's office.

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You just find out.

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Find it out.

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Well...

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Ma'am, hi... how long,

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how long do you think

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it'll be?

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Just wanna get this signed,

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that's all.

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Well, he has

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the senior citizens in there,

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you know, and they talk

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kinda slow.

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Ma'am, all we want is

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just a quick signature,

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a quick hello and then

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we're outta there.

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Yes, but...

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where'd she go?

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I don't know.

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Is someone chasing her

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or something?

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Well-well-well-well...

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Ma'am, all we want

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is just a quick signature

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and then we're outta here,

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I promise.

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Well, I'm gonna tell ya

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the truth, the mayor happens

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to have a draining cyst

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on his check

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and it's really kind of ugly

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and he doesn't

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wanna be seen that way.

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You know what?

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I don't care about

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a draining cyst.

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Everyone has stuff like that.

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He's a vain man.

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Okay, I feel like

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if he knew we were here

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he would just run out

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and say, "hey, Fred.

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"Hey, Carrie."

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Yes?

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By the wharf.

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The wharf?

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Nothing.

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Well *** It.

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Got some... l-lot of drama

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going on, huh?

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There's a lot going on.

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There's a lot-lot-lot

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going on.

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You can just him know

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that we're here, please.

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Gosh, she's so amped up.

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She's running full speed.

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You know, why don't we

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just go in there?

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I don't know

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what she's doing.

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Okay, let's go.

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Mr. mayor?

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How are you?

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Could you just sign

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our books real quick?

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Oh, sure,

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I'll sign your book.

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Just, uh...

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Ma'am.

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Ma'am.

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What are,

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what are you doing?

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What's going on?

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The mayor is missing.

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Well, when's the last time

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you saw him?

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Two days ago.

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We gotta go find him.

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Yeah, let's go.

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Hi.

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Hi, can we help you?

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I'm Beth.

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Hi.

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The house sitter.

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Oh, right, okay.

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We're gonna shut this

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and open the front door,

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okay?

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Just to let you in

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'cause you can't fit

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through here.

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Thank you for

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house sitting for us.

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Yeah.

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We really appreciate it.

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Wow, this is really nice.

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It is.

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It is... yes.

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This is...

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this is our kitchen.

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This is like a living being.

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I mean the whole house,

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you gotta treat it with love

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and affection and attention.

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So when is, um, trash day?

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Oh, we don't

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observe trash day.

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Oh, okay.

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What do you want me to do

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with the garbage?

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Just photograph

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the bags of trash

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and send it to us

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and we'll judge from there.

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Uh, okay.

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Okay.

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I just wanna show you

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what it's like when you sleep.

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I often, uh,

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I'll do this expression...

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And then waking up

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I try to do a...

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What time is it?

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I'll just lay down.

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See these books?

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Yeah.

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Don't ever open them.

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Okay.

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They're not for reading.

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Cool.

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And those pears...

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this is not a lie,

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they're 700 years old.

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Should I get the mail?

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I don't think

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I've ever received mail here.

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This is the light.

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Oh, is there like

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a weird thing about it?

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Just-just watch

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when I do it, okay?

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You don't have to

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talk through it.

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Just watch me.

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The tendency here is

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because I'm nearsighted,

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I get in really close.

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And, as soon as she calls

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my name you can hit

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your head on here.

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Yeah.

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From the alarm of

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hearing your name.

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Bryce!

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Then there's that.

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I was hit

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and was disoriented

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and my eyes went here

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and it scratched my corneas.

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My God!

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And as I came...

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put my hand up to sort of

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stop some of the scratching

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going further,

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I had lost my balance

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and hit my temples on here.

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And you got a lot of

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smashing of the temples

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as you're trying

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to regain your balance.

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So you got your jaw hitting it

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and you're trying to call

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for help and your teeth

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are hitting the edge

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of the counter.

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That bouncing is what

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can knock you out to the point

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where you can't get

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the same cup

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that you'd get usually.

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See what I'm saying?

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Honestly, I'm not gonna

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go crazy on the counter

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or anything.

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I mean I'll just like,

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do one of, one of these.

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Otherwise, like I said,

301
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you know...

302
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Yeah.

303
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Okay.

304
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That's the last room.

305
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This is the end of the tour.

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Okay, cool.

307
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Oh.

308
00:07:48,319 --> 00:07:49,085
So you're clear on everything

309
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we told you with the house?

310
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Yep.

311
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You good?

312
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Yeah.

313
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We're entrusting our house

314
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with you, Beth.

315
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The minute you leave

316
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my boyfriend's

317
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not gonna come over.

318
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We're not gonna make out

319
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on the couch or anything.

320
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Why did you bring it up?

321
00:08:01,199 --> 00:08:03,967
That was weird.

322
00:08:04,001 --> 00:08:06,036
I was kidding.

323
00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:06,803
We will be back

324
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in two hours.

325
00:08:08,539 --> 00:08:09,139
Did you just say

326
00:08:09,173 --> 00:08:10,540
two hours?

327
00:08:10,575 --> 00:08:11,908
Sorry?

328
00:08:11,943 --> 00:08:13,109
Did you say two hours?

329
00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:13,877
Yes.

330
00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:14,644
You're coming back here

331
00:08:14,679 --> 00:08:15,378
in two hours?

332
00:08:15,413 --> 00:08:16,213
Yeah.

333
00:08:16,247 --> 00:08:17,147
Bryce.

334
00:08:17,181 --> 00:08:18,281
See ya then.

335
00:08:18,316 --> 00:08:20,484
Okaz...

336
00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:26,606
Hi.

337
00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,340
Hi.

338
00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:28,040
Hi, how are you?

339
00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:29,008
Good, how are you guys?

340
00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:29,842
Actually, we are looking

341
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for somebody.

342
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We're looking specifically

343
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for the mayor of Portland.

344
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And we were wondering

345
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if you could trace him using

346
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satellite technology to

347
00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,550
pinpoint his exact location.

348
00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:38,217
Like, maybe he's got

349
00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:38,985
his phone on him and you can

350
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track it on a map.

351
00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:41,354
I-I think that exists.

352
00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,788
Are you on his family plan?

353
00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:43,990
We're not.

354
00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:45,625
Oh, well, then we can

355
00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:46,759
only help you track

356
00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:48,194
if he is on the family plan.

357
00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:49,128
Oh, really?

358
00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,062
Yeah, legally,

359
00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:51,030
we're not allowed to do it.

360
00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:51,864
Damn it.

361
00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:53,032
Damn it... all right.

362
00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:53,866
Do you guys wanna sign up

363
00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,434
for a family plan?

364
00:08:55,469 --> 00:08:56,268
Yes.

365
00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:56,936
Sure... his family plan?

366
00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:57,870
We can do that?

367
00:08:57,904 --> 00:08:58,871
No, you start a family plan

368
00:08:58,905 --> 00:08:59,772
and you just ad him to it

369
00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:00,406
and then I can help you

370
00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,540
locate him using

371
00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:02,475
the find my phone feature.

372
00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:03,209
That's great.

373
00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:04,043
Yes, we would like to do that.

374
00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:04,744
It's standard on

375
00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:05,444
all our plans.

376
00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:06,145
Well, we're not like kicking

377
00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:06,912
out someone in his family

378
00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,314
to do that, right?

379
00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:08,914
Just a new plan.

380
00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:09,682
It starts over.

381
00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:10,683
This is a fresh start.

382
00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,218
Actually, the program

383
00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,285
is called "fresh start."

384
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:13,953
Yeah, why would you

385
00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:14,787
be concerned about

386
00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:15,488
kicking someone out

387
00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:16,255
in his family?

388
00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:16,956
That's not

389
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:17,723
what this is about.

390
00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:18,591
Um, the basic plan we have

391
00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:19,592
for the family is, uh,

392
00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:20,826
the family talk plan.

393
00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,028
It's called "all talk."

394
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,030
You get 400 anytime minutes

395
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,197
which you can use anytime.

396
00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:25,931
There's another one called

397
00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,566
"even more family."

398
00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:28,200
And that is

399
00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,335
400 anytime minutes

400
00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:31,103
unlimited nights and weekends.

401
00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:31,971
That sounds great.

402
00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:32,772
We'll do that.

403
00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,640
There's more options.

404
00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:35,841
Can I... there's, uh,

405
00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,543
"even mo family unlimited"

406
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,978
which is unlimited minutes

407
00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:41,180
and texting plus web.

408
00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,181
Okay, so, one doesn't

409
00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:43,215
have texting...

410
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,216
The other doesn't have web.

411
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:44,884
We'll just get one

412
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:45,718
that has everything.

413
00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:46,519
Okay, well then you want

414
00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:47,887
"the simply everything" plan.

415
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:48,888
Okay.

416
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:49,755
Great.

417
00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:50,489
Um, there's also

418
00:09:50,524 --> 00:09:51,357
"simply everything plus."

419
00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:52,425
Which is what?

420
00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,459
Simply everything

421
00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:54,960
plus texting.

422
00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:55,594
What we want is

423
00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:56,262
your most standard,

424
00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,630
basic, family plan

425
00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:59,598
with a satellite locator.

426
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:00,900
"This changes everything"

427
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,168
plan is what you want then.

428
00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,169
Yes, that'd be great.

429
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,036
We would like to sign up

430
00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:04,804
for that plan.

431
00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:05,604
We are ready to do that.

432
00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:06,439
Awesome, all right.

433
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:07,239
Let me run through

434
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,007
a couple for plans we have.

435
00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,041
We have the "strive plan,

436
00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:09,975
"the go getter plan,

437
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:10,976
"the free and clear plan."

438
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:11,677
Didn't we already sign up

439
00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:12,578
for a plan?

440
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,713
Why is this a new plan?

441
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:14,814
Time is of the essence.

442
00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,248
This is the mayor of Portland.

443
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:16,782
He could be

444
00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,017
lying in a ditch somewhere.

445
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,018
He might have been kidnapped.

446
00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,519
Right on...

447
00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:21,487
Um, do you guys want

448
00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:24,323
the data pro or the data plus.

449
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,257
What do most people get?

450
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,225
It's about 50-50 split

451
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:26,992
on that one.

452
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,260
What's the last one you did?

453
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,128
The last transaction.

454
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,663
Did they do plus or data pro?

455
00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:31,397
Actually, that information

456
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:32,631
is confidential...

457
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:33,365
But I have their phone number

458
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,066
so I'm gonna call 'em

459
00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:34,867
right now.

460
00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:35,601
No, I don't care.

461
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,368
The pro.

462
00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:37,136
Pro... we want pro.

463
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,003
Great news!

464
00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:38,838
You can add another line

465
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,840
for $5 a month.

466
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,108
Yes.

467
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:42,842
You guys wanna

468
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:43,776
add another line for $5?

469
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:44,710
I would love that... yes.

470
00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:45,878
Great, so you guys

471
00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:46,979
are all set.

472
00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:47,880
That is the plan, simply

473
00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,381
every thing, every thing,

474
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,183
uh, shared anytime minutes

475
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,318
plus roll over.

476
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,119
Okay, now we pick

477
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:53,986
your besties list which is

478
00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,121
five people which you can call

479
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,255
even if they're outside

480
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,022
your network.

481
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:57,723
I don't know.

482
00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:58,491
No, it's you, me, and

483
00:10:58,525 --> 00:10:59,425
the mayor.

484
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:00,192
You get five.

485
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:00,893
We'll pick

486
00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:02,027
the other two later.

487
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:02,862
We'll do it online.

488
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:03,662
I didn't get your names yet.

489
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,530
What are your names?

490
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:05,531
Fred and Carrie.

491
00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:06,966
All right, so I'll put him

492
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,068
on your list, too?

493
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:09,635
What's your name again?

494
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,803
I'm sorry.

495
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:11,937
Fred.

496
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:12,738
So now we just have to

497
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:13,806
chose the phone.

498
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:14,673
Our most popular models

499
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:15,508
right now are

500
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:16,776
the vitrio charismo.

501
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,110
That's the one we want.

502
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,111
Epiphany, torque,

503
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,079
dazzle, create...

504
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,747
it's the first one

505
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:22,848
you said.

506
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,383
I actually want the torque.

507
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,317
Good choice.

508
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,185
Carrie?

509
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:26,852
All right.

510
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:27,920
Now our most popular colors

511
00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,822
for those are bubble gum,

512
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:30,990
metallic bubble gum.

513
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:31,657
Great.

514
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,792
Metallic pumpkin.

515
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,226
And pumpkin.

516
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,261
What's the difference?

517
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:35,995
Carrie...

518
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:36,962
this is an emergency.

519
00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,297
Any color is fine.

520
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,165
Two pumpkin phones.

521
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,432
One vitrio one torque.

522
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,367
Thank you.

523
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,168
Great, okay.

524
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,469
So you're all set.

525
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:44,503
You're all signed up.

526
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:47,239
Now there is a nominal fee

527
00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,040
if you wanna keep your

528
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:49,175
current phone number.

529
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:49,809
Yeah, I thought that was

530
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:50,810
a free service.

531
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:51,577
After you pay for it,

532
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:54,613
it is free, so...

533
00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:55,347
Okay.

534
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,215
It's just a one time fee

535
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,983
that you pay annually.

536
00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:58,751
It's not a one time fee

537
00:11:58,785 --> 00:11:59,485
but...

538
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:00,486
it is one time in that

539
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,188
you only pay one time a year.

540
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:02,988
Great.

541
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,456
That's not one time.

542
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,457
I know, let's just...

543
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:06,358
All right great,

544
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,927
you guys are ready

545
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,461
to pick out your sunglasses.

546
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,130
What sunglasses?

547
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:11,797
We do have a promotion

548
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:12,565
right now where you get

549
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:13,566
a pair of free wild side

550
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,633
sunglasses.

551
00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:15,267
They help you bring out

552
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,302
your wild side.

553
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,937
No, we'll pass, thank you.

554
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:18,537
Let's just get

555
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:19,638
the "bitch" one.

556
00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:20,773
You want the pink one

557
00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,441
that says "bitch" on it.

558
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,175
Okay...

559
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,910
You don't have to say it.

560
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,078
All right, great.

561
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:27,112
Thank you.

562
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,280
So what'd you guys come in

563
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:28,781
for again?

564
00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:29,615
We wanna find our bestie,

565
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,983
our friend on the map.

566
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:31,851
The mayor.

567
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,319
Right, the mayor.

568
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,253
Let me type in

569
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,655
the mayor's number.

570
00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,791
Wow... so cool.

571
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:39,925
Oh, my God... there he is.

572
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,227
He's in northwest.

573
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:41,994
Got it.

574
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:42,761
You know how to get there?

575
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:43,495
Yes.

576
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,630
Okay... thank you.

577
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:45,497
Sir, thanks.

578
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:46,899
Thank you.

579
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,144
Hey, sunflowers.

580
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,947
It's my birthday.

581
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,917
Hello, tree.

582
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,852
Hi, street lamp.

583
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,088
How you doing?

584
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,023
Puppy... woof-woof!

585
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,925
It's my birthday!

586
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,294
I made a home-made quesadilla.

587
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:19,231
We are so lucky to live here.

588
00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:28,073
Where the

589
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:31,343
Is everyone?

590
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:33,779
Hey, lady, watch out,

591
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,513
watch out, watch out,

592
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,514
watch out, watch out!

593
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:36,415
Move, move, move, move,

594
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,483
move-move-move!

595
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,784
No-no-no-no-no-no-no!

596
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:52,131
Yay.

597
00:13:55,629 --> 00:13:56,229
God, that took us

598
00:13:56,263 --> 00:13:57,263
forever!

599
00:13:57,298 --> 00:13:58,931
What is this place?

600
00:13:58,966 --> 00:14:00,033
Wait, there he is.

601
00:14:00,067 --> 00:14:01,768
Oh, Mr. mayor.

602
00:14:01,802 --> 00:14:02,502
Hi.

603
00:14:02,536 --> 00:14:03,970
Mr. mayor.

604
00:14:04,004 --> 00:14:05,004
Everyone's looking for you.

605
00:14:05,039 --> 00:14:06,105
The whole city.

606
00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,440
Fred.

607
00:14:07,474 --> 00:14:09,342
That's not the mayor.

608
00:14:09,376 --> 00:14:11,144
Take the glasses off, bitch.

609
00:14:11,178 --> 00:14:13,613
Oh, sorry, sir.

610
00:14:13,647 --> 00:14:14,981
Oh, here.

611
00:14:15,015 --> 00:14:16,783
Mr. mayor?

612
00:14:16,817 --> 00:14:17,784
Carrie.

613
00:14:17,818 --> 00:14:18,751
Sorry, ma'am.

614
00:14:21,155 --> 00:14:22,021
Must have left already

615
00:14:22,056 --> 00:14:23,356
or something.

616
00:14:23,390 --> 00:14:24,324
Yeah.

617
00:14:24,358 --> 00:14:25,058
Uh, can I get

618
00:14:25,092 --> 00:14:26,125
a milkshake, please?

619
00:14:31,665 --> 00:14:33,866
Fred.

620
00:14:33,901 --> 00:14:36,803
No way.

621
00:14:36,837 --> 00:14:38,671
That's the mayor.

622
00:14:38,706 --> 00:14:40,440
He's playing bass.

623
00:14:40,474 --> 00:14:43,209
He's in a reggae band.

624
00:14:43,243 --> 00:14:43,976
I feel a little weird

625
00:14:44,011 --> 00:14:45,044
saying this,

626
00:14:45,079 --> 00:14:46,646
but I like this.

627
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,214
I-I love this.

628
00:14:48,248 --> 00:14:48,881
And he's not like,

629
00:14:48,916 --> 00:14:50,416
trying to, like overshadow

630
00:14:50,451 --> 00:14:51,184
the rest of the band.

631
00:14:51,218 --> 00:14:52,385
He's like laying it down.

632
00:14:52,419 --> 00:14:53,353
No, he's laying back.

633
00:14:53,387 --> 00:14:54,320
Like a good bass player

634
00:14:54,355 --> 00:14:55,621
kinda lays back a little bit.

635
00:14:55,656 --> 00:14:56,923
Except for like minute man

636
00:14:56,957 --> 00:14:58,091
and those bands where like

637
00:14:58,125 --> 00:14:59,959
they play high on the neck.

638
00:15:04,098 --> 00:15:06,766
You sound good.

639
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,569
We've been looking for you.

640
00:15:09,603 --> 00:15:11,371
We like how you play.

641
00:15:11,405 --> 00:15:12,138
Uh, how's that

642
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,840
milkshake coming, friend?

643
00:15:13,874 --> 00:15:15,641
Not too cold on that, right?

644
00:15:20,147 --> 00:15:22,115
Where's the stage?

645
00:15:45,839 --> 00:15:46,639
Julia.

646
00:15:46,673 --> 00:15:47,840
Oh, hi, Mr. kraggen.

647
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:48,741
Uh, just call me kraggen.

648
00:15:48,776 --> 00:15:49,542
Welcome.

649
00:15:49,576 --> 00:15:50,610
Okay, kraggen.

650
00:15:50,644 --> 00:15:51,244
Are you excited

651
00:15:51,278 --> 00:15:51,944
for your first day?

652
00:15:51,979 --> 00:15:52,745
I am.

653
00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:53,446
You ready to make some ads

654
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,180
and commercials?

655
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:54,947
Yeah.

656
00:15:54,982 --> 00:15:55,681
Yeah, we are, to.

657
00:15:55,716 --> 00:15:56,382
I was telling my colleague

658
00:15:56,417 --> 00:15:57,183
about you and literally

659
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:58,050
without skipping a beat

660
00:15:58,085 --> 00:15:58,684
he was like,

661
00:15:58,719 --> 00:15:59,285
through the roof,

662
00:15:59,319 --> 00:16:00,019
flipping out.

663
00:16:00,053 --> 00:16:00,653
Wow, that's so...

664
00:16:00,687 --> 00:16:01,387
like, he couldn't stop

665
00:16:01,422 --> 00:16:02,255
gushing about you.

666
00:16:02,289 --> 00:16:03,556
Hey, um, we've got a meeting

667
00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:04,891
in like five minutes.

668
00:16:04,925 --> 00:16:06,426
This meeting is huge!

669
00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:07,059
Okay, wait,

670
00:16:07,094 --> 00:16:07,827
but how do I get up there?

671
00:16:07,861 --> 00:16:09,028
Kraggen?

672
00:16:09,062 --> 00:16:10,196
Whoa!

673
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,230
Hey, nice catch.

674
00:16:11,265 --> 00:16:12,031
We're ordering disks

675
00:16:12,065 --> 00:16:13,232
for the whole office.

676
00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:14,567
What's your size?

677
00:16:14,601 --> 00:16:15,401
What size of disk?

678
00:16:15,436 --> 00:16:16,269
Wait, what?

679
00:16:16,303 --> 00:16:17,236
Julia... here.

680
00:16:17,271 --> 00:16:17,970
Oh, hey!

681
00:16:18,005 --> 00:16:18,738
Did you get turned around?

682
00:16:18,772 --> 00:16:19,472
Yeah.

683
00:16:19,506 --> 00:16:20,606
You need a GPS?

684
00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:24,877
Uh, the meeting's like

685
00:16:24,912 --> 00:16:25,645
in five minutes

686
00:16:25,679 --> 00:16:26,512
in the basket.

687
00:16:26,547 --> 00:16:27,413
Wait, what?

688
00:16:27,448 --> 00:16:28,347
In the basket.

689
00:16:28,382 --> 00:16:30,116
Oh, I don't know

690
00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:31,784
what size I am for that.

691
00:16:37,558 --> 00:16:38,191
In here.

692
00:16:38,225 --> 00:16:38,791
What?

693
00:16:38,826 --> 00:16:39,459
Let's go.

694
00:16:39,493 --> 00:16:40,359
I mean, what are we doing?

695
00:16:40,394 --> 00:16:46,065
Sign this here.

696
00:16:46,099 --> 00:16:47,533
Surprise!

697
00:16:47,568 --> 00:16:49,135
Oh, my gosh.

698
00:16:49,169 --> 00:16:50,536
I guess this is for you.

699
00:16:50,571 --> 00:16:52,305
Happy Birthday.

700
00:16:52,339 --> 00:16:55,842
Thank you.

701
00:16:55,876 --> 00:17:00,379
That means so much to me.

702
00:17:00,414 --> 00:17:01,214
Hey, Happy Birthday.

703
00:17:01,248 --> 00:17:02,114
I gotta go.

704
00:17:02,149 --> 00:17:03,616
Thank you so much.

705
00:17:03,650 --> 00:17:05,418
Who was that?

706
00:17:05,452 --> 00:17:07,119
Ow, geez... what the?

707
00:17:07,154 --> 00:17:08,087
Hey, we're mood showering.

708
00:17:08,121 --> 00:17:08,988
We hit you with the ball

709
00:17:09,022 --> 00:17:09,689
and you tell us the first thing

710
00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:10,356
that comes to mind about

711
00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:11,357
sportswear.

712
00:17:11,391 --> 00:17:12,158
Ow!

713
00:17:12,192 --> 00:17:13,259
Julia... Julia.

714
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,260
Hey, kraggen.

715
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,294
Our meeting's starting soon.

716
00:17:15,329 --> 00:17:16,128
Come on up.

717
00:17:16,163 --> 00:17:16,929
Okay... yeah.

718
00:17:16,964 --> 00:17:17,797
Take the elevator.

719
00:17:17,831 --> 00:17:20,466
Just come meet me.

720
00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:21,167
Hey, I'm doing a video

721
00:17:21,201 --> 00:17:22,201
for my blog.

722
00:17:22,236 --> 00:17:23,102
What's your favorite burger?

723
00:17:23,136 --> 00:17:23,970
Hey, how's it going?

724
00:17:24,004 --> 00:17:24,704
Is it okay if I take

725
00:17:24,738 --> 00:17:25,571
your photograph?

726
00:17:25,606 --> 00:17:26,239
Julia, you better

727
00:17:26,273 --> 00:17:27,039
get up here... come on.

728
00:17:27,074 --> 00:17:27,740
Kraggen, I'm trying.

729
00:17:27,774 --> 00:17:28,841
Uh, wait, uh, kraggen.

730
00:17:28,876 --> 00:17:30,776
Kraggen.

731
00:17:30,811 --> 00:17:32,345
Kraggen?

732
00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:33,079
Julia.

733
00:17:33,113 --> 00:17:33,946
Kraggen.

734
00:17:33,981 --> 00:17:34,747
Hey.

735
00:17:34,781 --> 00:17:35,414
Come play air guitar with us.

736
00:17:35,449 --> 00:17:36,215
It's all good.

737
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,016
It's Tucker's birthday,

738
00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:37,917
the party's about to start.

739
00:17:37,951 --> 00:17:38,818
Happy Birthday.

740
00:17:38,852 --> 00:17:39,585
Kraggen!

741
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:40,386
Julia.

742
00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:41,320
Where's the basket?

743
00:17:41,355 --> 00:17:42,088
Hey, you wanna break?

744
00:17:42,122 --> 00:17:42,955
Kraggen!

745
00:18:04,745 --> 00:18:05,645
Just...

746
00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:08,147
I'll meet you over here.

747
00:18:08,181 --> 00:18:08,881
You made it.

748
00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:09,615
I did.

749
00:18:09,650 --> 00:18:10,516
It took a while, huh?

750
00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:12,251
Having too much fun?

751
00:18:12,286 --> 00:18:15,187
Come on, this way.

752
00:18:15,222 --> 00:18:16,188
Julia.

753
00:18:16,223 --> 00:18:17,123
What?

754
00:18:17,157 --> 00:18:17,924
I just wanted to tell you

755
00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:19,692
that I did what you said.

756
00:18:19,726 --> 00:18:20,860
Sorry?

757
00:18:20,894 --> 00:18:22,461
I stayed cool.

758
00:18:22,496 --> 00:18:24,864
Like you wrote on the card.

759
00:18:24,898 --> 00:18:26,599
Oh, right... okay, yeah.

760
00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:28,234
You came up with that.

761
00:18:28,268 --> 00:18:30,236
Simple and so meaningful.

762
00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:31,971
It's like remaining cool.

763
00:18:32,005 --> 00:18:33,005
You're really good.

764
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,040
She's creative.

765
00:18:34,074 --> 00:18:35,308
I know, I can tell.

766
00:18:35,342 --> 00:18:36,709
Stay cool.

767
00:18:36,743 --> 00:18:37,877
Yeah, you, too.

768
00:18:37,911 --> 00:18:38,744
You already are.

769
00:18:38,779 --> 00:18:39,478
Okay.

770
00:18:39,513 --> 00:18:40,413
I'll stay cool, too.

771
00:18:40,447 --> 00:18:42,348
Good luck with that.

772
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,082
She ribbing me,

773
00:18:43,116 --> 00:18:43,983
by the way.

774
00:18:44,017 --> 00:18:44,650
That's how we kid

775
00:18:44,685 --> 00:18:46,052
with each other.

776
00:18:46,086 --> 00:18:47,453
Uh, you're gonna need these.

777
00:18:47,487 --> 00:18:48,354
What for?

778
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:52,024
You'll see.

779
00:18:52,059 --> 00:18:53,793
Kraggen, what's happening?

780
00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:56,128
It's gonna be okay.

781
00:19:01,335 --> 00:19:01,867
Okay, so let's start

782
00:19:01,902 --> 00:19:02,635
the meeting.

783
00:19:02,669 --> 00:19:03,402
Julia, do you have any ideas

784
00:19:03,437 --> 00:19:06,105
right off the bat?

785
00:19:11,039 --> 00:19:11,672
I wanna thank you

786
00:19:11,707 --> 00:19:13,074
for coming today...

787
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,909
On this cloudy,

788
00:19:14,943 --> 00:19:16,677
Portland afternoon.

789
00:19:16,712 --> 00:19:18,546
It's, um, been a difficult time

790
00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:20,715
for my family and for me.

791
00:19:20,749 --> 00:19:22,616
First and foremost, wanna say,

792
00:19:22,651 --> 00:19:24,518
yes, I was playing bass

793
00:19:24,553 --> 00:19:25,786
in a dubbed reggae band

794
00:19:25,821 --> 00:19:27,121
called "king Desmond

795
00:19:27,155 --> 00:19:31,459
"and the accelerators."

796
00:19:35,197 --> 00:19:36,330
A reggae band?

797
00:19:36,364 --> 00:19:37,231
Yes.

798
00:19:37,265 --> 00:19:38,365
Floyd, Gerald,

799
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,700
Brian, Willy.

800
00:19:39,735 --> 00:19:40,534
Reggae, that's a

801
00:19:40,569 --> 00:19:41,736
dirty secret in some ways...

802
00:19:41,770 --> 00:19:43,270
and he just he went ahead

803
00:19:43,305 --> 00:19:44,138
and just came right out.

804
00:19:44,172 --> 00:19:44,939
Yeah.

805
00:19:44,973 --> 00:19:45,773
What part do you play,

806
00:19:45,807 --> 00:19:46,474
Mr. mayor?

807
00:19:46,508 --> 00:19:47,241
Do you play an instrument?

808
00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:47,942
Are you a singer?

809
00:19:47,976 --> 00:19:48,709
What do you do?

810
00:19:48,744 --> 00:19:49,410
I sit in a as

811
00:19:49,444 --> 00:19:50,277
a bass player.

812
00:19:50,312 --> 00:19:50,978
What kind of bass

813
00:19:51,012 --> 00:19:51,846
do you have?

814
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:52,947
I had a rickenbacker 4003

815
00:19:52,981 --> 00:19:54,148
that was just killer.

816
00:19:54,182 --> 00:19:55,015
Uh, but right now,

817
00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:55,850
no, I'm playing a

818
00:19:55,884 --> 00:19:58,052
classic Fender precision.

819
00:19:58,086 --> 00:19:58,786
Those have a great

820
00:19:58,820 --> 00:19:59,720
low end.

821
00:19:59,755 --> 00:20:00,855
Unbelievable.

822
00:20:00,889 --> 00:20:02,423
Who are your influences?

823
00:20:02,457 --> 00:20:03,891
Jeez, I mean Augustus Pablo

824
00:20:03,925 --> 00:20:04,992
for me is like,

825
00:20:05,026 --> 00:20:06,794
he's king, you know.

826
00:20:06,828 --> 00:20:07,394
Wow, he's into some

827
00:20:07,429 --> 00:20:08,929
root stuff, huh?

828
00:20:08,964 --> 00:20:10,164
I can't believe his wife

829
00:20:10,198 --> 00:20:11,398
is so supportive.

830
00:20:11,433 --> 00:20:12,133
Excuse me, Mr. mayor,

831
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:12,833
would you say this is

832
00:20:12,868 --> 00:20:13,601
dance hall

833
00:20:13,635 --> 00:20:14,635
or real roots reggae.

834
00:20:14,669 --> 00:20:15,736
This is real roots reggae.

835
00:20:15,771 --> 00:20:16,804
We don't mess around.

836
00:20:16,838 --> 00:20:17,571
Cool.

837
00:20:17,606 --> 00:20:18,205
Once you go dub,

838
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:18,973
you never go back.

839
00:20:19,007 --> 00:20:19,907
You know what I'm saying?

840
00:20:19,941 --> 00:20:20,841
Sir, with all due respect,

841
00:20:20,876 --> 00:20:21,542
would you consider yourself

842
00:20:21,576 --> 00:20:23,711
a skippa or rude boy?

843
00:20:23,745 --> 00:20:24,578
Well, you know,

844
00:20:24,613 --> 00:20:25,913
if you can open up your heart

845
00:20:25,947 --> 00:20:28,215
and you can feel the sun

846
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:29,750
and you can feel the music

847
00:20:29,785 --> 00:20:30,384
all is good

848
00:20:30,418 --> 00:20:31,385
and all is forgiven.

849
00:20:31,419 --> 00:20:32,620
I'm sorry wh-what?

850
00:20:32,654 --> 00:20:33,654
It's a new lyric

851
00:20:33,688 --> 00:20:34,522
that I've been working on

852
00:20:34,556 --> 00:20:37,091
with the band and I've... uh,

853
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:38,826
and it's, um...

854
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:41,395
It's, uh.

855
00:20:41,429 --> 00:20:42,129
That's me.

856
00:20:42,164 --> 00:20:43,063
Sorry about that.

857
00:20:43,098 --> 00:20:44,098
We'll wait.

858
00:20:44,132 --> 00:20:44,865
Yes?

859
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:45,633
Great news right now.

860
00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:46,400
No, I-I'm fine

861
00:20:46,434 --> 00:20:47,768
with my wireless plan.

862
00:20:47,803 --> 00:20:48,502
It-it-it's Johnny

863
00:20:48,537 --> 00:20:49,904
from wireless toyz.

864
00:20:49,938 --> 00:20:51,138
Why is he calling right now?

865
00:20:51,173 --> 00:20:51,872
My besties?

866
00:20:51,907 --> 00:20:53,307
Oh, she's right here.

867
00:20:53,341 --> 00:20:54,441
Oh, the besties plan...

868
00:20:54,476 --> 00:20:55,309
yeah.

869
00:20:55,343 --> 00:20:56,510
Hey.

870
00:20:56,545 --> 00:20:57,244
No, I'm fine with

871
00:20:57,279 --> 00:20:58,579
my besties list.

872
00:20:58,613 --> 00:20:59,246
Yeah, I wanna keep it

873
00:20:59,281 --> 00:21:00,614
the same.

874
00:21:00,649 --> 00:21:01,682
He got rid of the glasses.

875
00:21:01,716 --> 00:21:02,383
Everyone was calling him

876
00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:03,284
"bitch."

877
00:21:04,886 --> 00:21:05,753
Don't call again.

878
00:21:05,787 --> 00:21:07,254
Bye.

879
00:21:07,289 --> 00:21:07,855
Sorry.

880
00:21:07,889 --> 00:21:08,556
Okay.

881
00:21:08,590 --> 00:21:09,490
On you go.

882
00:21:09,524 --> 00:21:10,591
Two of the...

883
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:11,192
my favorite people

884
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:12,893
over there.

885
00:21:18,266 --> 00:21:22,269
Uh, anyway, where was I?

886
00:21:22,304 --> 00:21:23,103
But if you do leave

887
00:21:23,138 --> 00:21:24,305
the country you will have to

888
00:21:24,339 --> 00:21:25,973
sign up for our geo plan.

889
00:21:26,007 --> 00:21:26,507
Can we do that online

890
00:21:26,541 --> 00:21:27,775
afterwards?

891
00:21:27,809 --> 00:21:28,375
Well, if you do

892
00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:29,376
change your mind later

893
00:21:29,411 --> 00:21:30,144
then you have to sign

894
00:21:30,178 --> 00:21:31,579
a new two year contract.

895
00:21:31,613 --> 00:21:32,413
So six months from now

896
00:21:32,447 --> 00:21:33,280
you decide...

897
00:21:33,315 --> 00:21:34,081
Oh, I wanna also

898
00:21:34,115 --> 00:21:34,882
get the geo plan

899
00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:36,083
'cause I'm going to...

900
00:21:36,117 --> 00:21:37,017
Let's say luxemburg,

901
00:21:37,052 --> 00:21:37,818
or something, then,

902
00:21:37,853 --> 00:21:39,553
it would be another two years

903
00:21:39,588 --> 00:21:40,254
from that, that you

904
00:21:40,288 --> 00:21:41,355
would have the plan.

905
00:21:41,389 --> 00:21:42,189
We just want any plan

906
00:21:42,224 --> 00:21:43,490
that is above the nothing plan.

907
00:21:43,525 --> 00:21:45,726
There is no nothing plan.

908
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,027
Nothing plan is what you guys

909
00:21:47,062 --> 00:21:48,362
had when you were outside.

910
00:21:48,396 --> 00:21:48,996
Okay, you know

911
00:21:49,030 --> 00:21:50,865
what she means.

912
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913
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