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- Hi, I'm Bryce Shivers.
- Hi, I'm Lisa Eversman.

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And we put birds on things.

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And we put birds on things.

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Today, we're gonna

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go to a store

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on Mississippi Avenue.

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Nothing has birds on it,

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but you what we're gonna do?

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We're gonna put birds on things.

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Spruce it up.

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Make it pretty!

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Thank you.

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Put a bird on it.

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Putting a bird

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on this teapot.

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It's a bird!

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Betcha it's flying

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all over the beach.

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What a sad little tote bag.

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I know-

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I'll put a bird on it.

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Did you see this bag before?

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I didn't.

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Now there's a bird.

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It's flying.

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It's free!

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I'm gonna put this bird

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right on this card.

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It's so pretty.

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You like that, ma'am?

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It's fantastic.

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Making a bird on toast.

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Put a bird on it!

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Look at this.

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I just sewed this bird

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right onto the pillow.

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Oh, you missed a spot.

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Ow- what are you doing?

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Watch your fingernails.

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What about the bird?

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Am I bleeding?

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Ma'am, am I bleeding?

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No, you're fine.

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Stop looking at her.

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She's fine.

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I know she's fine.

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I'm not- put

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a

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bird

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on

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it.

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I'm painting a bird

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on a bird.

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Ahh!

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My eyes!

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Straight up got dust

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right in my eyes.

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Just paint the bird

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or whatever it is

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you need to do,

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and don't blow on things.

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Put a bird on it.

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There's birds everywhere,

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and now you can open

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for business.

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What the hell is that?

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Please go away?

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I'm allergic.

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Yeah- you're not wanted!

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Oh, gross!

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[ Music ]

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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today

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Carrie: What is it

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that you call the mayor?

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Iu it, sir?

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Fred: Or maybe

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it's just laid back.

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It's just like, "hey, man."

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You know,

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'cause he seems so cool.

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Right.

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Oh- whoa!

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That's like totally him.

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Bianca: Fred and Carrie?

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The mayor will see you now.

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Mayor: So?

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Psyched to meet you-

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you're like the coolest mayor

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we've ever had.

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Awesome.

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Thanks so much.

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Your office is so cool.

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Hmm...

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Isn't this awesome?

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Look at the awards

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you have.

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Yeah, and, oh, this is,

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uh, this is the latest one

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we just got.

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"Best official website

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"for cities with populations

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"under 700,000 in the

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"pacific northwest area."

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Congratulations.

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Yeah, thanks.

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Well, I had this one made,

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and I presented it to myself.

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Oh, you had it made?

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Yeah.

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You know, it's the best site

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out there, anyway- right?

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Seattle's is the worst.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Too many links.

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Oh, yeah,

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you don't want that.

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Bianca tells me

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you have an idea.

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All right,

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so we have this idea.

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Yeah.

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We're sort of

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former musicians.

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We've been in bands and stuff,

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and so we thought like,

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if we had a city holiday

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for Portland,

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and it's "bring your guitar

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"to school or work" day.

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Uh-hmm.

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Now, wait-wait-

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you said you're musicians,

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right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I've got a little project

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that I'm working on.

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It's really dear to my heart.

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I need to come up with

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a new theme song

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for a new ad campaign

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for Portland.

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This is where my head is

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right now.

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What do you guys think?

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You're musicians...

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You said you write music.

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I think you might be

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perfect for this.

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To-to write it-

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we would write it?

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Yeah, I want it

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to be about Portland.

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You know, all about

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the inspiration

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that you get from the city.

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We have Bridges,

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mountains, rivers, nature-

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all of that.

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All of that.

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Bicycles-

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all of that fits in.

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One word of warning?

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Please don't make it

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like Seattle.

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The space needle.

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Wooo!

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Like we've never seen

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that before.

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You got it.

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Okay.

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Wonderful!

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This is so good!

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I'm so glad you came in today.

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Yeah, all right.

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This is just perfect.

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You just made me

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the happiest mayor

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in the country.

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We work for you.

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Good, I'm gonna work on

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my core.

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All right, it's nice

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to meet you.

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So great to meet you.

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You're so cool.

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Oh, guys, guys, guys,

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this is like something

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that's really important to me.

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It's indigenous art.

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I don't know if it speaks

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to you musically?

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But, you know, use that.

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I think that is something

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that is really gonna make

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a difference in this music.

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Great- we'll just

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bring it back to you?

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And bring it back to me.

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Yeah- that'd be great.

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All right- you sold us.

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I love my artists.

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Sir, thank you.

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I support them.

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Thank you.

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Just one thing.

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Don't make it sound like

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it's coming from Seattle.

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Okay, you got it.

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Okay?

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Portland all the way.

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Go Portland!

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All right- thank you!

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Yay!

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Bicycle ride-

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bicycle rides!

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Bicycles rides- bicycle.

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On a bike- on a bike.

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Hi, I'm on a bike.

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You're gonna turn?

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You gotta tell me!

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Watch out!

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Bike-bike-bike!

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Oh, cars...

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Man, why?

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I don't have

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a driver's license.

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I don't need it.

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In a bike Lane here.

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I get this whole Lane.

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Ten feet rule!

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Oregon state law- ten feet.

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Hey, birds!

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Guys have little bikes?

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What you lookin' at?

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I dig that tribal look.

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[ Indistinct shouting ]

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I hope I get a sunburn.

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[ Beat boxing ]

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Hold up.

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I'm stopping.

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I'm stopped.

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[ Whistles ]

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That means I'm stopped.

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Pull your mirrors in.

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Slow down- let me go.

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Ah, lofts, why?

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Watch out.

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Hey- bike Lane.

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Bike Lane!

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Bicycle rides.

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Go vegan!

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Move, move, move!

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Move over a little bit.

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Got a better place to be?

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Move!

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Ow!

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Bicycle rides...

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Is anyone home?

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Stuart?

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St-stu?

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You home?

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Please don't be working

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at the co-op- please!

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So, this is our
 new batch of books.

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I think we should just

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kind of go through it,

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and make sure that it's what

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we want in the store.

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Okay, great!

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"The new girl order."

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It's a top selling author.

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Do we want that in here?

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No, we want

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bottom selling authors.

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You want to see

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my impression of Donna?

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Okay, this is her

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filing things.

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"Oh, you wanted it today?

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"Oh, okay, well, let me just"-

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it's pretty good, right?

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No, it's horrible,

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horrible impersonation

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of Donna, and considering

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that that's your daughter-

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hi, welcome to

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"women and women first."

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Hi.

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Um, what happened

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to your pants?

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They're frayed.

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Um, the psu bookstore

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sent me here.

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I'm actually just like

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getting a bunch of books

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for class for my

299
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women's study's class.

300
00:07:03,003 --> 00:07:03,770
Do you have like

301
00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:04,737
a computer system

302
00:07:04,738 --> 00:07:05,738
where I can just look it up.

303
00:07:05,739 --> 00:07:06,272
No-no-

304
00:07:06,273 --> 00:07:07,340
we're that computer.

305
00:07:07,341 --> 00:07:08,074
We're the computer.

306
00:07:08,075 --> 00:07:09,676
Okay, um,

307
00:07:09,677 --> 00:07:11,077
"different daughters."

308
00:07:11,078 --> 00:07:12,979
"Vaginas: An owner's manual"-

309
00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:13,880
slow down.

310
00:07:13,881 --> 00:07:14,914
"Different daughters."

311
00:07:14,915 --> 00:07:15,548
We carry- if we-

312
00:07:15,549 --> 00:07:16,382
we can order that for you.

313
00:07:16,383 --> 00:07:18,451
It'll take a year to get here.

314
00:07:18,452 --> 00:07:19,986
It has to be written.

315
00:07:19,987 --> 00:07:21,187
And who's your teacher?

316
00:07:21,188 --> 00:07:22,488
Marilyn Kendall.

317
00:07:22,489 --> 00:07:23,957
Hmm...

318
00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:24,958
She's a little

319
00:07:24,959 --> 00:07:26,960
odd looking, isn't she?

320
00:07:26,961 --> 00:07:28,294
I guess.

321
00:07:28,295 --> 00:07:29,362
It's almost like

322
00:07:29,363 --> 00:07:30,496
they've made her eyes weird.

323
00:07:30,497 --> 00:07:31,664
They?

324
00:07:31,665 --> 00:07:32,432
Don't-don't you think?

325
00:07:32,433 --> 00:07:34,000
Who made her eyes weird?

326
00:07:34,001 --> 00:07:35,068
Goddesses.

327
00:07:35,069 --> 00:07:35,768
What's the name of

328
00:07:35,769 --> 00:07:36,603
the first book?

329
00:07:36,604 --> 00:07:37,470
"Vaginas:

330
00:07:37,471 --> 00:07:38,571
"An owner's manual."

331
00:07:38,572 --> 00:07:39,505
Hold on a second.

332
00:07:39,506 --> 00:07:44,477
Wait...

333
00:07:44,478 --> 00:07:45,211
I'm not looking

334
00:07:45,212 --> 00:07:46,145
for your book.

335
00:07:46,146 --> 00:07:47,080
This is something else.

336
00:07:47,081 --> 00:07:48,781
This is employee's rules.

337
00:07:48,782 --> 00:07:49,649
Okay, well, I'm-

338
00:07:49,650 --> 00:07:50,750
this class you're taking?

339
00:07:50,751 --> 00:07:51,885
You don't need it.

340
00:07:51,886 --> 00:07:53,286
We have classes here.

341
00:07:53,287 --> 00:07:54,621
Abby Dee's queer question.

342
00:07:54,622 --> 00:07:55,755
What don't you take that?

343
00:07:55,756 --> 00:07:56,556
I have a pole dancing

344
00:07:56,557 --> 00:07:57,423
class that day.

345
00:07:57,424 --> 00:07:59,025
Excuse me?

346
00:07:59,026 --> 00:07:59,926
Pole dancing?

347
00:07:59,927 --> 00:08:00,994
You have- pole dancing?

348
00:08:00,995 --> 00:08:02,362
Exercise?

349
00:08:02,363 --> 00:08:03,062
We're about to freak out

350
00:08:03,063 --> 00:08:04,430
right now.

351
00:08:04,431 --> 00:08:05,298
We're about two seconds away

352
00:08:05,299 --> 00:08:05,932
from jumping up

353
00:08:05,933 --> 00:08:07,367
on this table, and kicking

354
00:08:07,368 --> 00:08:08,801
everything in sight,

355
00:08:08,802 --> 00:08:09,602
which by the way,

356
00:08:09,603 --> 00:08:12,605
is our own property.

357
00:08:12,606 --> 00:08:14,107
So, I guess

358
00:08:14,108 --> 00:08:15,441
I'll just go somewhere else.

359
00:08:15,442 --> 00:08:16,242
No-no-no.

360
00:08:16,243 --> 00:08:17,076
Let's find these books

361
00:08:17,077 --> 00:08:17,844
for you.

362
00:08:17,845 --> 00:08:18,811
I can do it myself.

363
00:08:18,812 --> 00:08:19,612
Oh, we don't want you

364
00:08:19,613 --> 00:08:20,613
to do anything by yourself.

365
00:08:20,614 --> 00:08:21,381
We'll help you.

366
00:08:21,382 --> 00:08:22,148
Are you in a rush?

367
00:08:22,149 --> 00:08:22,982
Yeah, actually,

368
00:08:22,983 --> 00:08:23,883
I kind of have to go.

369
00:08:23,884 --> 00:08:24,684
So...

370
00:08:24,685 --> 00:08:25,551
Can I do my impression

371
00:08:25,552 --> 00:08:26,486
of you?

372
00:08:26,487 --> 00:08:27,253
"Yeah, actually,

373
00:08:27,254 --> 00:08:29,188
"I've gotta go."

374
00:08:29,189 --> 00:08:30,490
Oh, that book's on my list.

375
00:08:30,491 --> 00:08:31,691
"Different daughters."

376
00:08:31,692 --> 00:08:32,458
Oh, can you- can you

377
00:08:32,459 --> 00:08:33,393
put that away, please?

378
00:08:33,394 --> 00:08:34,160
It's over there.

379
00:08:34,161 --> 00:08:34,928
Every time you point

380
00:08:34,929 --> 00:08:36,095
I see a penis.

381
00:08:36,096 --> 00:08:37,230
Oh, I can't reach it.

382
00:08:37,231 --> 00:08:38,398
We'll have to get it

383
00:08:38,399 --> 00:08:39,198
for you another time.

384
00:08:39,199 --> 00:08:40,466
It's right there.

385
00:08:40,467 --> 00:08:41,367
I can't reach it.

386
00:08:41,368 --> 00:08:42,201
Can you just get it.

387
00:08:42,202 --> 00:08:43,002
It's like honestly,

388
00:08:43,003 --> 00:08:43,836
it's right there.

389
00:08:43,837 --> 00:08:44,671
Let me show you.

390
00:08:44,672 --> 00:08:45,538
Let me show you.

391
00:08:45,539 --> 00:08:46,506
It's right there.

392
00:08:46,507 --> 00:08:47,307
At this time,

393
00:08:47,308 --> 00:08:48,675
we cannot get it for you.

394
00:08:48,676 --> 00:08:49,609
I can't reach it.

395
00:08:49,610 --> 00:08:50,276
You're touching it.

396
00:08:50,277 --> 00:08:50,977
Why are you doing that?

397
00:08:50,978 --> 00:08:51,744
I'm touching it,

398
00:08:51,745 --> 00:08:52,645
but it's not enough

399
00:08:52,646 --> 00:08:54,747
to pull it.

400
00:08:54,748 --> 00:08:56,082
I can rest my hand-

401
00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:57,417
what's wrong with your hand?

402
00:08:57,418 --> 00:08:59,152
This is my full extension.

403
00:08:59,153 --> 00:09:00,286
Okay, can I get it?

404
00:09:00,287 --> 00:09:01,020
It's not within reach

405
00:09:01,021 --> 00:09:02,588
so let's just- we'll move on.

406
00:09:02,589 --> 00:09:03,456
It's not within reach?

407
00:09:03,457 --> 00:09:04,223
No.

408
00:09:04,224 --> 00:09:05,124
Can't reach it- nope.

409
00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:06,759
Nope- I can't reach it.

410
00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:07,560
We can give you this book,

411
00:09:07,561 --> 00:09:09,162
we can give you this book,

412
00:09:09,163 --> 00:09:10,330
we can give you this book.

413
00:09:10,331 --> 00:09:12,432
I just need this book!

414
00:09:19,406 --> 00:09:21,441
We lost another one.

415
00:09:28,282 --> 00:09:28,948
Hey, it's Carrie,

416
00:09:28,949 --> 00:09:29,916
please leave a message.

417
00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:30,683
Fred: Hey, Carrie,

418
00:09:30,684 --> 00:09:31,684
uh, it's me.

419
00:09:31,685 --> 00:09:32,618
I'm I have some ideas

420
00:09:32,619 --> 00:09:34,153
for the, uh, Portland song.

421
00:09:34,154 --> 00:09:35,254
Tell what you think of this...

422
00:09:35,255 --> 00:09:38,791
Portland community college

423
00:09:38,792 --> 00:09:42,528
they sent me a reminder

424
00:09:42,529 --> 00:09:43,763
everyone was staring

425
00:09:43,764 --> 00:09:46,799
at the Halloween mask that-

426
00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:47,533
oh, okay,

427
00:09:47,534 --> 00:09:48,267
you get the basic idea

428
00:09:48,268 --> 00:09:48,968
though, right?

429
00:09:48,969 --> 00:09:50,003
Okay- call me back.

430
00:09:50,004 --> 00:09:51,304
Hey, Fred, it's Carrie.

431
00:09:51,305 --> 00:09:52,238
Uh, I liked your idea

432
00:09:52,239 --> 00:09:53,406
for a song- I had one.

433
00:09:53,407 --> 00:09:54,173
I thought we should

434
00:09:54,174 --> 00:09:55,008
sing about like

435
00:09:55,009 --> 00:09:55,742
people gathering around

436
00:09:55,743 --> 00:09:56,876
vegetables and fruits,

437
00:09:56,877 --> 00:09:57,677
and it's like...

438
00:09:57,678 --> 00:10:00,279
Community garden workshop

439
00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:03,449
teach me to rake and hoe-oh

440
00:10:03,450 --> 00:10:04,517
hey, ah, I was thinking

441
00:10:04,518 --> 00:10:06,486
something where

442
00:10:06,487 --> 00:10:07,653
a syncopated beat's kinda...

443
00:10:07,654 --> 00:10:12,291
[ Imitating beats ]

444
00:10:12,292 --> 00:10:13,326
Okay, bye.

445
00:10:13,327 --> 00:10:14,193
Hey, Fred, it's Carrie.

446
00:10:14,194 --> 00:10:14,827
I have another idea

447
00:10:14,828 --> 00:10:15,595
for the song.

448
00:10:15,596 --> 00:10:16,662
Native plants.

449
00:10:16,663 --> 00:10:19,632
Natives plants- oh.

450
00:10:19,633 --> 00:10:21,134
Hi.

451
00:10:21,135 --> 00:10:22,368
Hi.

452
00:10:22,369 --> 00:10:23,836
Short term parking

453
00:10:23,837 --> 00:10:25,238
long term parking

454
00:10:25,239 --> 00:10:27,473
and short term parking

455
00:10:27,474 --> 00:10:28,307
do you ever think about

456
00:10:28,308 --> 00:10:29,409
how Portland hasn't had like

457
00:10:29,410 --> 00:10:31,277
a national tragedy yet?

458
00:10:31,278 --> 00:10:33,913
The day the beer

459
00:10:33,914 --> 00:10:36,416
stopped flowin'

460
00:10:36,417 --> 00:10:37,850
attention-attention

461
00:10:37,851 --> 00:10:40,153
let me get your attention

462
00:10:40,154 --> 00:10:41,854
the people of Portland-

463
00:10:41,855 --> 00:10:42,922
ah-ha

464
00:10:42,923 --> 00:10:43,890
fruit carts

465
00:10:43,891 --> 00:10:44,857
so cheap

466
00:10:44,858 --> 00:10:45,992
fruit carts

467
00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:47,193
ha!

468
00:10:47,194 --> 00:10:48,294
Thank you.

469
00:10:48,295 --> 00:10:49,729
Professor says

470
00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:50,963
get an education

471
00:10:50,964 --> 00:10:53,900
he's right

472
00:10:53,901 --> 00:10:55,201
Professor says

473
00:10:55,202 --> 00:10:56,102
I'm gonna tell you

474
00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:58,037
what's right

475
00:10:58,038 --> 00:10:59,505
Portland

476
00:10:59,506 --> 00:11:03,242
we got it goin' on

477
00:11:03,243 --> 00:11:07,213
[ electricity surging ]

478
00:11:07,214 --> 00:11:08,014
Anyway, um,

479
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,082
I need to call you back.

480
00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:12,385
I am not

481
00:11:12,386 --> 00:11:16,122
I am not a business man

482
00:11:16,123 --> 00:11:17,323
and that's why

483
00:11:17,324 --> 00:11:19,158
I will stay

484
00:11:19,159 --> 00:11:22,628
in Portland Oregon

485
00:11:24,731 --> 00:11:25,364
okay, can you

486
00:11:25,365 --> 00:11:26,132
pick me up, please?

487
00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:29,235
Thank you- bye.

488
00:11:29,236 --> 00:11:29,936
Hi.

489
00:11:29,937 --> 00:11:30,870
Sorry, I'm late.

490
00:11:30,871 --> 00:11:31,671
That's okay.

491
00:11:31,672 --> 00:11:32,972
Everything sounds great.

492
00:11:32,973 --> 00:11:33,906
The Mayor's gonna love it.

493
00:11:33,907 --> 00:11:35,374
Absolutely.

494
00:11:44,839 --> 00:11:46,972
Dave, do you see 
that dog over there?

495
00:11:48,409 --> 00:11:50,409
- Oh, yeah, what's the deal?
- Who does that?

496
00:11:50,745 --> 00:11:52,379
Who puts a dog outside?

497
00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:53,246
Does that belong

498
00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:54,614
to somebody?

499
00:11:54,615 --> 00:11:56,483
We gotta ask around.

500
00:11:56,484 --> 00:11:57,250
Yeah.

501
00:11:57,251 --> 00:11:58,118
Excuse me.

502
00:11:58,119 --> 00:11:58,819
Sir, is that your dog

503
00:11:58,820 --> 00:11:59,820
right there?

504
00:11:59,821 --> 00:12:00,654
Okay.

505
00:12:00,655 --> 00:12:01,488
Hey, guys-

506
00:12:01,489 --> 00:12:02,656
we're looking for

507
00:12:02,657 --> 00:12:03,357
a dog... owner.

508
00:12:03,358 --> 00:12:04,191
It like

509
00:12:04,192 --> 00:12:05,025
a white and brown dog.

510
00:12:05,026 --> 00:12:05,926
For real...

511
00:12:05,927 --> 00:12:06,960
We got an owner on the dog?

512
00:12:06,961 --> 00:12:08,295
Huh?

513
00:12:08,296 --> 00:12:09,429
There's an animal tied up

514
00:12:09,430 --> 00:12:10,497
to a piece of metal.

515
00:12:10,498 --> 00:12:11,131
I'm sure it wasn't

516
00:12:11,132 --> 00:12:12,065
born there.

517
00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:12,833
How can you guys

518
00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:13,734
just sit there eating.

519
00:12:13,735 --> 00:12:14,501
If the Titanic

520
00:12:14,502 --> 00:12:15,402
was sinking right there,

521
00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:16,636
would you just ignore it?

522
00:12:16,637 --> 00:12:17,471
While you guys are eating,

523
00:12:17,472 --> 00:12:18,338
I'll not be able to eat

524
00:12:18,339 --> 00:12:19,773
until this is resolved.

525
00:12:19,774 --> 00:12:20,540
Hi, have you seen this dog?

526
00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:21,675
Are you the owner?

527
00:12:21,676 --> 00:12:23,510
Have you seen this?

528
00:12:23,511 --> 00:12:24,845
Guys, come on!

529
00:12:24,846 --> 00:12:25,712
Hello!

530
00:12:25,713 --> 00:12:26,813
Is anybody listening?

531
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:27,547
This dog will not be

532
00:12:27,548 --> 00:12:28,982
a bait dog in a fight ring.

533
00:12:28,983 --> 00:12:30,250
Baby, come on.

534
00:12:30,251 --> 00:12:31,051
Fine.

535
00:12:31,052 --> 00:12:31,852
It's okay.

536
00:12:31,853 --> 00:12:32,652
She's upset.

537
00:12:32,653 --> 00:12:33,553
Cath is upset.

538
00:12:33,554 --> 00:12:34,121
I'll tell you something.

539
00:12:34,122 --> 00:12:34,888
We want our ice tea

540
00:12:34,889 --> 00:12:35,789
and our orange juice

541
00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:37,424
just like you do.

542
00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:38,291
He fainted?

543
00:12:38,292 --> 00:12:39,226
Oh, poor thing.

544
00:12:39,227 --> 00:12:40,060
Where's the waitress.

545
00:12:40,061 --> 00:12:40,927
Hey-

546
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:41,561
ma'am.

547
00:12:41,562 --> 00:12:42,262
I mean, we don't really

548
00:12:42,263 --> 00:12:43,029
carry dog food.

549
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:43,864
Ah, what do you think of

550
00:12:43,865 --> 00:12:45,098
fried stuffed olives?

551
00:12:45,099 --> 00:12:46,266
A dog portion of it?

552
00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:47,033
I can tell right now,

553
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,568
we're gonna want the meatballs

554
00:12:48,569 --> 00:12:49,870
braised with tomato.

555
00:12:49,871 --> 00:12:51,304
I want you to leave off

556
00:12:51,305 --> 00:12:52,305
the Rosemary.

557
00:12:52,306 --> 00:12:53,373
Ah, let's get these

558
00:12:53,374 --> 00:12:54,274
skillet mussels

559
00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:55,041
with drawn butter.

560
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:55,776
Seared butter-

561
00:12:55,777 --> 00:12:56,343
are you getting all this?

562
00:12:56,344 --> 00:12:57,077
You aren't writing

563
00:12:57,078 --> 00:12:57,944
anything down.

564
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:58,678
It's- I can remember it.

565
00:12:58,679 --> 00:12:59,446
Really?

566
00:12:59,447 --> 00:13:00,180
Yeah.

567
00:13:00,181 --> 00:13:00,847
What's the second thing

568
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:01,748
we ordered?

569
00:13:01,749 --> 00:13:02,549
You ordered

570
00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:03,316
the braised meatballs.

571
00:13:03,317 --> 00:13:04,017
Gosh, she's good.

572
00:13:04,018 --> 00:13:04,684
Yeah, you're good.

573
00:13:04,685 --> 00:13:05,552
You're very good.

574
00:13:05,553 --> 00:13:06,386
You know what that dog

575
00:13:06,387 --> 00:13:07,154
would say right now

576
00:13:07,155 --> 00:13:07,921
to you guys

577
00:13:07,922 --> 00:13:08,755
if he could speak?

578
00:13:08,756 --> 00:13:09,790
He would say, "ruff"

579
00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:12,759
and "blah" and "rah-rah-rah."

580
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:13,527
And ask some of the people

581
00:13:13,528 --> 00:13:14,327
who work in the kitchen,

582
00:13:14,328 --> 00:13:15,729
if-if this dog belongs to them.

583
00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:16,563
We don't really

584
00:13:16,564 --> 00:13:17,431
bring dogs to work.

585
00:13:17,432 --> 00:13:18,265
Well, maybe one of

586
00:13:18,266 --> 00:13:19,166
the dishwashers?

587
00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:19,966
You could say something like,

588
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,702
"[ speaking Spanish ]."

589
00:13:22,703 --> 00:13:23,503
Oh, I mean,

590
00:13:23,504 --> 00:13:24,237
they speak English.

591
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:24,971
The dishwashers?

592
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:25,972
Yeah.

593
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:26,606
We speak Spanish.

594
00:13:26,607 --> 00:13:27,541
We like we travel a lot.

595
00:13:27,542 --> 00:13:28,642
Went to Ecuador.

596
00:13:28,643 --> 00:13:30,510
I am really, really sorry

597
00:13:30,511 --> 00:13:31,711
for what you're going through.

598
00:13:31,712 --> 00:13:32,646
Okay, please, set it down.

599
00:13:32,647 --> 00:13:33,580
Set it down immediately.

600
00:13:33,581 --> 00:13:34,581
Immediately!

601
00:13:34,582 --> 00:13:35,015
You know what?

602
00:13:35,016 --> 00:13:35,582
He doesn't like it.

603
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:36,383
Take it away.

604
00:13:36,384 --> 00:13:37,350
This smells metallic to me.

605
00:13:37,351 --> 00:13:38,385
No, no, please.

606
00:13:38,386 --> 00:13:39,186
We don't want the water

607
00:13:39,187 --> 00:13:39,953
or anything.

608
00:13:39,954 --> 00:13:40,754
Dave, I'm freaking out.

609
00:13:40,755 --> 00:13:41,588
I'm freaking out!

610
00:13:41,589 --> 00:13:42,322
Calm down- calm down.

611
00:13:42,323 --> 00:13:43,123
Calm down.

612
00:13:43,124 --> 00:13:44,024
You know what we're gonna do?

613
00:13:44,025 --> 00:13:44,691
We're-we're gonna let him go.

614
00:13:44,692 --> 00:13:45,425
Let him go.

615
00:13:45,426 --> 00:13:46,393
Please?

616
00:13:46,394 --> 00:13:47,160
You're gonna have

617
00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:48,028
all kinds of experiences,

618
00:13:48,029 --> 00:13:49,162
and meet all kinds of dogs.

619
00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:50,030
There's some good paths

620
00:13:50,031 --> 00:13:50,730
out there.

621
00:13:50,731 --> 00:13:51,465
There's one path that goes

622
00:13:51,466 --> 00:13:52,265
right up the hillside.

623
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:52,999
It's so pretty,

624
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,067
you won't even believe it.

625
00:13:54,068 --> 00:13:54,734
And when you're thirsty,

626
00:13:54,735 --> 00:13:55,535
you can drink from

627
00:13:55,536 --> 00:13:56,403
any lake you want.

628
00:13:56,404 --> 00:13:57,270
Imagine the biggest lake

629
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:58,405
in the whole world.

630
00:13:58,406 --> 00:13:59,306
The ocean.

631
00:13:59,307 --> 00:13:59,973
You can just drink

632
00:13:59,974 --> 00:14:01,341
the whole thing.

633
00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:03,043
Bye.

634
00:14:07,215 --> 00:14:08,949
You're free.

635
00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:10,784
Run it out, buddy.

636
00:14:10,785 --> 00:14:12,285
You're free, soldier.

637
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,020
Where's Tucker?

638
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,555
I don't know, sweetie?

639
00:14:15,556 --> 00:14:17,424
Hi, um, did you happen

640
00:14:17,425 --> 00:14:18,225
to see a dog?

641
00:14:18,226 --> 00:14:19,226
We did see a dog actually.

642
00:14:19,227 --> 00:14:19,926
You did?

643
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:20,527
Okay, what-what,

644
00:14:20,528 --> 00:14:21,595
did you see where he went?

645
00:14:21,596 --> 00:14:22,462
He went that way?

646
00:14:22,463 --> 00:14:24,164
We-we had to let him go.

647
00:14:24,165 --> 00:14:25,599
Is this some kind of joke?

648
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,566
No- who puts their dog

649
00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:27,801
on a pole like a stripper?

650
00:14:27,802 --> 00:14:28,502
Who does that?

651
00:14:28,503 --> 00:14:29,269
Everybody puts they're-

652
00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:29,970
wait a minute.

653
00:14:29,971 --> 00:14:30,871
Who are you people?

654
00:14:30,872 --> 00:14:31,638
We-we were just gone

655
00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:32,439
for a few minutes.

656
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:33,240
Okay, how-

657
00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:34,140
a few minutes is like

658
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,041
a month in dog years.

659
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:35,775
Well, it's-it's,

660
00:14:35,776 --> 00:14:36,476
we went to get cookie-

661
00:14:36,477 --> 00:14:37,377
we took your dog

662
00:14:37,378 --> 00:14:38,278
off the pole

663
00:14:38,279 --> 00:14:39,679
'cause it was choking.

664
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,081
Now get out of my face.

665
00:14:41,082 --> 00:14:42,015
I wasn't in your face.

666
00:14:42,016 --> 00:14:42,816
Get out of her face, man.

667
00:14:42,817 --> 00:14:44,084
She was- listen, uh, hey,

668
00:14:44,085 --> 00:14:45,185
where-where you going?

669
00:14:45,186 --> 00:14:46,653
Did the right thing.

670
00:14:46,654 --> 00:14:48,154
I'm calling the cops.

671
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:49,856
So tired of people.

672
00:14:49,857 --> 00:14:51,224
Hi, Jordan.

673
00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:52,792
No, Jordan, hey-

674
00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:54,528
no... crying's for girls.

675
00:14:54,529 --> 00:14:55,395
Quiet down-

676
00:14:55,396 --> 00:14:56,162
this is ridiculous.

677
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:56,930
Let's go.

678
00:14:56,931 --> 00:14:57,731
No crying.

679
00:14:57,732 --> 00:14:58,565
We don't need to cry, jord.

680
00:14:58,566 --> 00:15:00,600
I'm not crying.

681
00:15:03,104 --> 00:15:05,939
[ Moaning ]

682
00:15:10,311 --> 00:15:12,779
Nina: Lance, um,

683
00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:13,613
that was kind of rough,

684
00:15:13,614 --> 00:15:14,681
and I feel like

685
00:15:14,682 --> 00:15:16,316
when we do this like,

686
00:15:16,317 --> 00:15:17,584
if I want you to stop,

687
00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:18,485
like maybe we should have

688
00:15:18,486 --> 00:15:21,388
like a safe word or something.

689
00:15:21,389 --> 00:15:22,322
You know what I mean?

690
00:15:22,323 --> 00:15:23,323
Lance: What you

691
00:15:23,324 --> 00:15:23,990
talkin' about?

692
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:24,858
I, ah, just saying

693
00:15:24,859 --> 00:15:25,692
instead of saying "stop",

694
00:15:25,693 --> 00:15:26,993
I just say the word.

695
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,261
Like what?

696
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,230
Well, Lisa and Bryce

697
00:15:30,231 --> 00:15:32,165
have one.

698
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:33,600
I know...

699
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:35,835
Like...

700
00:15:35,836 --> 00:15:36,803
[ Gasps ]

701
00:15:36,804 --> 00:15:38,538
How about "cacao?"

702
00:15:38,539 --> 00:15:39,306
That's kind of

703
00:15:39,307 --> 00:15:40,840
a cool word, "cacao."

704
00:15:40,841 --> 00:15:41,708
Yeah.

705
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:42,842
That's fine.

706
00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:43,677
Okay, so if I ever say

707
00:15:43,678 --> 00:15:45,145
"cacao," that means

708
00:15:45,146 --> 00:15:46,346
hold off and stop.

709
00:15:46,347 --> 00:15:47,347
Okay?

710
00:15:47,348 --> 00:15:49,416
I get it.

711
00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:50,216
It doesn't mean

712
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,084
I don't love you,

713
00:15:51,085 --> 00:15:52,052
and it doesn't mean that

714
00:15:52,053 --> 00:15:53,019
I don't want to try things.

715
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:53,954
Okay?

716
00:15:53,955 --> 00:15:55,522
I hope not.

717
00:15:55,523 --> 00:15:58,024
Be a brave girl for me?

718
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,093
All right.

719
00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:11,771
[ Music plays ]

720
00:16:11,772 --> 00:16:14,507
Cacao.

721
00:16:14,508 --> 00:16:16,443
Sorry.

722
00:16:23,084 --> 00:16:27,320
Cacao.

723
00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:37,998
Cacao.

724
00:16:37,999 --> 00:16:40,166
Oh, row your boat.

725
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,502
Oh!

726
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:44,270
Cacao.

727
00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:45,038
Like Sophia

728
00:16:45,039 --> 00:16:45,939
wanted my birthday party

729
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:46,940
at that hotel.

730
00:16:46,941 --> 00:16:47,874
Cacao.

731
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,142
And I told everyone,

732
00:16:49,143 --> 00:16:50,043
"okay, you can show up

733
00:16:50,044 --> 00:16:50,844
"as long as you make a-"

734
00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:51,544
cacao-

735
00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:52,512
and my teacher- cacao-

736
00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:53,613
showed up, and he was like,

737
00:16:53,614 --> 00:16:54,581
"oh, you're different now."

738
00:16:54,582 --> 00:16:55,482
And I was like, "yeah,

739
00:16:55,483 --> 00:16:56,483
"I'm different-" cacao.

740
00:16:56,484 --> 00:16:57,350
That's what happens to people

741
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,652
like they get more mature.

742
00:16:58,653 --> 00:16:59,486
Cacao.

743
00:16:59,487 --> 00:17:00,353
There's no parking there.

744
00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:01,054
Cacao- but all they have

745
00:17:01,055 --> 00:17:02,055
is valet parking- cacao-

746
00:17:02,056 --> 00:17:03,023
and when he asked me

747
00:17:03,024 --> 00:17:04,124
to park cars- cacao-

748
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:05,058
I'm like I'm not- cacao-

749
00:17:05,059 --> 00:17:05,825
I'm not, I'm not gonna-

750
00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:06,726
cacao.

751
00:17:06,727 --> 00:17:07,527
I'm not gonna park- cacao

752
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:10,630
I'm not gonna-

753
00:17:10,631 --> 00:17:13,033
cacao.

754
00:17:13,034 --> 00:17:15,168
I'm sleeping.

755
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:17,404
I was riding my harley

756
00:17:17,405 --> 00:17:18,204
the other day,

757
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:18,938
and I went around this corner.

758
00:17:18,939 --> 00:17:20,006
There was this lady there.

759
00:17:20,007 --> 00:17:20,807
Watch splashed up on her.

760
00:17:20,808 --> 00:17:21,841
She got so wet.

761
00:17:21,842 --> 00:17:22,609
God, she was just

762
00:17:22,610 --> 00:17:23,777
dripping wet.

763
00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:26,746
[ Cell phone rings ]

764
00:17:26,747 --> 00:17:29,149
Oh!

765
00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:32,352
Lance, Lance... wait.

766
00:17:32,353 --> 00:17:33,586
Cacao.

767
00:17:33,587 --> 00:17:34,754
I didn't even try anything.

768
00:17:34,755 --> 00:17:36,956
No, cacao to leaving.

769
00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:37,757
Cacao to not being

770
00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,259
in my life.

771
00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:41,161
Cacao to cacao.

772
00:17:41,162 --> 00:17:42,896
Come upstairs to bed.

773
00:17:42,897 --> 00:17:45,632
And this time no cacao.

774
00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:47,300
Cacao no more.

775
00:17:49,170 --> 00:18:03,883
[ Music ]

776
00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:09,389
Oh, thank you!

777
00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:10,123
Eh, that's song

778
00:18:10,124 --> 00:18:11,858
was called "cacao."

779
00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:12,759
This next song is called

780
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,327
"vanilla."

781
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:17,745
That's great news.

782
00:18:17,746 --> 00:18:19,313
So Tucker is safe and sound?

783
00:18:19,314 --> 00:18:21,115
Oh, thanks for the call.

784
00:18:21,116 --> 00:18:22,416
Okay.

785
00:18:22,417 --> 00:18:23,284
Bryce: Ah, Mr. mayor.

786
00:18:23,285 --> 00:18:24,018
Lisa: Hi.

787
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:24,852
Hey!

788
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:25,619
We have a song.

789
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:26,487
Oh, my God!

790
00:18:26,488 --> 00:18:27,254
I'm so excited.

791
00:18:27,255 --> 00:18:28,088
This is good.

792
00:18:28,089 --> 00:18:28,923
Oh, uh, did you bring back

793
00:18:28,924 --> 00:18:30,291
the, uh, inspirational

794
00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:31,158
sand print?

795
00:18:31,159 --> 00:18:31,759
Uh, yeah.

796
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:32,593
Yes, I did!

797
00:18:32,594 --> 00:18:33,360
Here you go.

798
00:18:33,361 --> 00:18:34,094
Good-good-good!

799
00:18:34,095 --> 00:18:34,929
Yes-yes!

800
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:36,030
That's very important.

801
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,464
This is so exciting.

802
00:18:37,465 --> 00:18:38,165
Well, we're pretty

803
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:38,899
psyched about it.

804
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:39,667
We included everything.

805
00:18:39,668 --> 00:18:40,401
And the mix

806
00:18:40,402 --> 00:18:41,135
is really good, too.

807
00:18:41,136 --> 00:18:42,002
We have this engineer

808
00:18:42,003 --> 00:18:42,803
like he really knows

809
00:18:42,804 --> 00:18:43,637
what he's doing, so...

810
00:18:43,638 --> 00:18:44,505
It's track one.

811
00:18:44,506 --> 00:18:45,439
Do I need to do anything

812
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:46,340
with that or-

813
00:18:46,341 --> 00:18:47,107
it should just come up, right?

814
00:18:47,108 --> 00:18:48,108
Yeah.

815
00:18:48,109 --> 00:18:49,944
Is this a, um,

816
00:18:49,945 --> 00:18:54,081
cd-minus-r or cd-plus?

817
00:18:54,082 --> 00:18:56,183
I bought a cd-cd minus-r.

818
00:18:56,184 --> 00:18:57,518
Cd- oh, really?

819
00:18:57,519 --> 00:18:58,252
Yeah.

820
00:18:58,253 --> 00:18:59,019
Because one of them

821
00:18:59,020 --> 00:18:59,720
doesn't play on this computer.

822
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:00,521
I can't remember

823
00:19:00,522 --> 00:19:01,255
which one it is.

824
00:19:01,256 --> 00:19:01,989
You know what we should do?

825
00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:02,790
We should just get a cd-

826
00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:03,924
Sam, do we have a cd player?

827
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:04,925
Let's just get a cd player.

828
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:05,759
Sam: No cd player.

829
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,594
Oh...

830
00:19:06,595 --> 00:19:07,328
You know what?

831
00:19:07,329 --> 00:19:08,128
I have it as an email.

832
00:19:08,129 --> 00:19:08,929
I have it.

833
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:09,697
Oh, that would work.

834
00:19:09,698 --> 00:19:11,198
Do you have wifi here?

835
00:19:11,199 --> 00:19:12,166
Sam, do we have wifi?

836
00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:12,933
Yes.

837
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:13,868
What's the password?

838
00:19:13,869 --> 00:19:14,902
Ah, it's, ah,

839
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:17,771
capital, c-I-t-y... "O"

840
00:19:17,772 --> 00:19:19,106
with a slash through it,

841
00:19:19,107 --> 00:19:20,107
"f," a dollar sign

842
00:19:20,108 --> 00:19:20,975
instead of an "s,"

843
00:19:20,976 --> 00:19:23,878
e- s-9-7-5-4-2-

844
00:19:23,879 --> 00:19:24,712
password's too long,

845
00:19:24,713 --> 00:19:25,512
we've got to change that.

846
00:19:25,513 --> 00:19:26,347
Fire wire over to me,

847
00:19:26,348 --> 00:19:27,114
and I fire wire over to this-

848
00:19:27,115 --> 00:19:27,781
what kind of cables

849
00:19:27,782 --> 00:19:28,449
do we have?

850
00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:29,783
Do we have fire wire?

851
00:19:29,784 --> 00:19:30,784
Who's got the other side

852
00:19:30,785 --> 00:19:31,418
of this?

853
00:19:31,419 --> 00:19:32,019
Who's got the other side-

854
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:32,353
you have it

855
00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:32,953
on your computer.

856
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:33,587
Is there a way you can

857
00:19:33,588 --> 00:19:34,521
get it from your computer

858
00:19:34,522 --> 00:19:35,422
to the speakers?

859
00:19:35,423 --> 00:19:36,023
That-that's what

860
00:19:36,024 --> 00:19:36,824
we're trying to do.

861
00:19:36,825 --> 00:19:37,658
Sam, do we have

862
00:19:37,659 --> 00:19:38,359
any headphones- anyone go on

863
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,360
jet blue recently?

864
00:19:39,361 --> 00:19:40,094
Maybe they give you those

865
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,195
headphones for two bucks.

866
00:19:41,196 --> 00:19:42,529
We should save those.

867
00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:43,330
If I could get these

868
00:19:43,331 --> 00:19:44,632
speakers out-

869
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:45,799
you know what,

870
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,167
this adapter's not on.

871
00:19:47,168 --> 00:19:49,403
Can you email me the file?

872
00:19:49,404 --> 00:19:50,738
Why not email it to him?

873
00:19:50,739 --> 00:19:51,538
I can only send it

874
00:19:51,539 --> 00:19:53,540
as a picture.

875
00:19:56,411 --> 00:19:56,977
Oh, good.

876
00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:57,711
Hey, your email

877
00:19:57,712 --> 00:19:58,445
just came in.

878
00:19:58,446 --> 00:19:59,346
Oh, perfect.

879
00:19:59,347 --> 00:20:00,014
It looks like

880
00:20:00,015 --> 00:20:00,814
it's got a virus.

881
00:20:00,815 --> 00:20:01,548
What?

882
00:20:01,549 --> 00:20:02,483
Shut down.

883
00:20:02,484 --> 00:20:03,350
Close every window.

884
00:20:03,351 --> 00:20:04,518
You know what?

885
00:20:04,519 --> 00:20:05,686
Donna has instruments here.

886
00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:06,820
We have a guitar.

887
00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:07,888
You just wanna play it live?

888
00:20:07,889 --> 00:20:09,123
I mean, I love live music.

889
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,224
Sam, check with Donna.

890
00:20:10,225 --> 00:20:11,191
See if she's got that guitar

891
00:20:11,192 --> 00:20:12,726
in her office?

892
00:20:12,727 --> 00:20:13,961
That's perfect.

893
00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:14,695
Thank you.

894
00:20:14,696 --> 00:20:15,396
Drums...

895
00:20:15,397 --> 00:20:16,063
Ah, there was that marching

896
00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:17,598
band in here last week.

897
00:20:17,599 --> 00:20:18,599
That's the one I was thinking

898
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,566
with the beavers.

899
00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:20,534
Oh, this is perfect.

900
00:20:20,535 --> 00:20:21,502
We're in business.

901
00:20:21,503 --> 00:20:23,637
What do we need?

902
00:20:23,638 --> 00:20:24,605
Plug in.

903
00:20:24,606 --> 00:20:25,406
Okay, so this is what

904
00:20:25,407 --> 00:20:26,140
the song sounds like.

905
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:26,907
Ready?

906
00:20:26,908 --> 00:20:27,775
Okay, count me up.

907
00:20:27,776 --> 00:20:29,410
One-two-three-four.

908
00:20:32,212 --> 00:20:47,193
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909
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:53,673
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