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( orchestral music playing )

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* hallelujah *

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* hallelujah *

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* hal... *

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* le... *

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* lu... *

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* jah *

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( crowd cheering )

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i only suggested you might
want to try something

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a bit kinkier
this evening.

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Grr!

12
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Oh, Jeff, do couples stay
like this forever?

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Radio:
<i>  hallelujah, hallelujah *</i>

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it's not a mole.

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Was it there
yesterday?

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It's a large freckle.

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You think
it's large?

18
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Oh, see a doctor
if you're worried.

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I'm not worried,
I'm large-freckled.

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Was i large-freckled
yesterday?

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I don't remember.

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I don't memorize
your large freckles.

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Suddenly
it's plural.

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Do you remember
my freckles?

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Some of them.

26
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Some of them?

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I'm gonna get
the death book.

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I'm not
overly freckled.

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I didn't say
you were.

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Do i have freckles
i don't know about?

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Obviously.
I'm sorry?

32
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Well, there are...
Angles.

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Angles?

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In a relationship,

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you get seen
from certain angles.

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I take it we're
talking about an angle

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i can't see
myself from?

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If you could see yourself
from this angle,

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you wouldn't need
a relationship.

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So, what? You're
down there counting freckles?

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( sighs )

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where is
the death book?

43
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It's not
a death book.

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It's
a health encyclopedia.

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Have you read it?

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Every illness
you look up,

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it gives you
a life expectancy.

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Who even mentioned life?

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I'm fairly sure i am,
at worst, lightly freckled.

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Susan, please!

51
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I'm facing
certain death,

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can we move on
from your nether freckling?

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How much nether freckling
are we talking about?

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( sighs )

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light to intermittent.

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What?!

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Well, it's
hardly noticeable.

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It's not like
i can't find anything.

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Well, actually,
it is quite like that.

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How could you
not notice my freckle?

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Well, you
didn't notice it.

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It's on my ass.

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I don't have eyes
in my ass.

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So what are
those things?

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Very funny.

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Not all of us are
obsessive freckle noticers.

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You are not, i promise you,
overly freckled.

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You have one or two
at the most.

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I hardly notice them
at all now.

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Now?

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You know, you notice
things at the beginning,

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don't you?

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You notice
what's new.

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New?
Different.

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Different from--

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well, different
from the last...

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The last what?

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Time?

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Different from Jane.

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Generally different.
I meant generally.

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So nice to know that
the first time we were intimate,

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you were busy noticing
all the little differences

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from perfect,
freckle-free Jane.

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No, no, no. I hardly noticed
any difference at all!

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You do realize,
of course,

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you were just
feeling guilty.

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About?

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Your poor freckle recall.

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Oh, there she is.

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Jane's breasts
scare me.

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They're like
Mickey mouse's ears--

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whatever way she turns,
they're still facing you.

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Steve: What,
and that's the guy?

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Yeah, presumably.

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The vicar
who never has sex?

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He's not a vicar.

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He's a religious broadcaster

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who happens not to believe
in sex before marriage.

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What, never,
ever has sex?

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Yeah, and you're
not supposed to know.

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What happens
to a person

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if they
never, ever have sex?

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Susan: Stop thinking
about it

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because you'll
say something.

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Of course i won't!

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Just don't let everybody
know that you know.

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Hello.
Hi.

108
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James, this is
Susan and Steve.

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Good to meet you.

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Ow! Sorry, that's quite
a grip you've got there.

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You must work out.

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I don't mean
just your hand.

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So you're going out
with Jane, then?

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Susan: And here's
Patrick and Sally.

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Thank God.

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Uh, that they're safe
in this dangerous modern world.

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Can i have
a tiny, quick word?
What?

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Just having a tiny,
quick word with Susan.

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Susan?
Yeah?

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Haven't we
met before?

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Sorry,
i don't remember--
come on!

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Susan, i really,
really need your help.

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It's totally important.

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What's wrong
this time?

125
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What's wrong?

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I'm in an all new
kind of hell.

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I'm in a relationship,
and I'm not allowed to have sex.

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It's like being a man.

129
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Well, what can i do?

130
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Well, just, you know,
be a little less perfect.

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Try and crease
your face a bit,

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you don't
do that enough.

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And, now and then,
maybe you could,

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you know, scratch.

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I'm sorry?

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I just don't want him
distracted.

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That man has over 30 years
of stored-up sex.

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When he
finally cracks,

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i want him pointing
in the right direction.

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Jane, what makes
you think

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i would ever steal
a man from you?

142
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Well...Steve.

143
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Again.

144
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Please, Susan,
just let me keep this one.

145
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Look at him.

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It's like he's still
in the wrapper,

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totally un-girlfriended.

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Sometimes when
he looks at me,

149
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i see his face
as a fresh fall of snow.

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And i want to make
the first footprint.

151
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Well, you've got nothing
to worry about.

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I mean, look at you.

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You're like
a one-woman breast attack.

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Really?
Do you think so?

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Some days there's
about 12 of them.

156
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Twelve? Really?

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Yeah.
And less of the perfect.

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Apparently, i have
nether freckling.

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You're not freckled.

160
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No, Jane,
<i>nether</i> freckling.

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Oh, no! Really?

162
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Yeah. And the word
from Steve is you're clear.

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Well, that's no help.

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That's not a useful place
to have a good side.

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True.

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It's not like i can
accidentally arrange

167
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for him to see me
at that angle.

168
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I've frightened men off
that way before.

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You see, we're not
actually a couple.

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A lot of people make
that mistake, but we're not.

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We're friends.

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We did have a sort
of brief flingette--

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that's probably what
you're picking up on.

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But it's all over.

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And we're totally relaxed
about that,

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it's really
no big deal.

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We're even trying
to see less of each other,

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so we can develop
other relationships.

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Which is great.

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We're mr. And Mr.. Cool...

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Except not married.

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Which is fantastic.

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Actually,
i don't even know how

184
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you got me onto
this boring old subject.

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What was the question?

186
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As i recall, "hello."

187
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Hello, yourself.

188
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And is this Patrick?

189
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Yes, this is Patrick.
Here he is.

190
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You speak now, Patrick.

191
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Hi.

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Good to meet you...
At last.

193
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Likewise.

194
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So i gather
you're not a couple?

195
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No, no, no,
definitely not.

196
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I mean, we go out,
but we don't have sex.

197
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Well, this is great.

198
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Jane's been telling me
all about you guys.

199
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I feel like
i know you all already.

200
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Jeff: Guys, emergency!

201
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How long do
intestines take?

202
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Are you Jeff?

203
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What?

204
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I think you're
gonna fit right in.

205
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This is Jane's
new boyfriend, remember?

206
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I don't
have much time.

207
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I've got to get back
to Julia.

208
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Oh, so you're with Julia
at the moment?

209
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Yeah, well, we're sort
of in the middle of something.

210
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You have no idea the level
to which we're getting that.

211
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Is he the one
who doesn't--

212
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we've covered that!

213
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Okay.

214
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Okay, if you--
if you swallowed something,

215
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something valuable, say,

216
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how long before
it found its way...

217
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Back to the light.

218
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Back to the light?

219
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The light
at the end of the--

220
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yes, Jeff, thank you,
i have the image.

221
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Once again, a dark new place
has opened in my mind.

222
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I just need to know how long
before it's ringside.

223
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Dark place number 3,008.

224
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Why are you all
staring at me?

225
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Jeff, do you maybe
want to fill us in

226
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on what you and Julia
have been up to?

227
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Well, we were...

228
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We were spending
a quiet evening

229
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in front
of the television.

230
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And, in the course
of events,

231
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i swallowed
some of her jewelry.

232
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You what?

233
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There was
a swallowage incident.

234
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I swallowed an item.
Right.

235
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Now, normally when
i swallow Julia's jewelry,

236
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it doesn't really--
Jeff, please!

237
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Normally has
never been used

238
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in that sentence before.

239
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Well, you know
what it's like

240
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when you've got
your own actual,

241
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real-life girlfriend.

242
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It's like you've got a woman
with a nudity switch.

243
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And sometimes
when she's lying there,

244
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and she's just so...

245
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So totally naked,
i can't control myself.

246
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I just sort of...
Hoover.

247
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Okay.

248
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Obviously, now and then,

249
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in the course of any kind
of nudity hoovering,

250
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you're gonna
ingest items,

251
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it's just part
of a relationship.

252
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But she doesn't
usually notice,

253
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so normally i remain calm,
let nature take its course,

254
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and, in due time,
slip the relevant items

255
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back into
her jewelry box.

256
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I see.

257
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I don't mean directly.

258
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I was clinging
to that hope.

259
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But this time
it's more urgent.

260
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I don't have
so much time.

261
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Why?

262
00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:46,000
I've been
to the chemists.

263
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,567
I bought every laxative
in the shop.

264
00:09:47,567 --> 00:09:51,968
What happens if i take
all of them at once?

265
00:09:51,968 --> 00:09:54,801
Do you think there's
a danger of lift off?

266
00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:59,467
Jeff, on a possibly
related subject...

267
00:09:59,467 --> 00:10:01,000
Yeah?

268
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,133
You and Julia weren't
just watching television,

269
00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:04,367
were you?

270
00:10:04,367 --> 00:10:06,200
What makes you
say that?

271
00:10:07,634 --> 00:10:09,234
Jeff, um...

272
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:13,567
Do you have
a secret identity,

273
00:10:13,567 --> 00:10:16,601
or are you, perhaps,
waging a one-man war

274
00:10:16,601 --> 00:10:19,033
against the forces
of evil?

275
00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:21,334
Can it be true,
mild-mannered Jeff murdoch,

276
00:10:21,334 --> 00:10:24,300
are you...spank man?

277
00:10:40,234 --> 00:10:41,801
Right.

278
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,868
Fine.

279
00:10:47,334 --> 00:10:49,234
So here we are, then.

280
00:10:49,234 --> 00:10:51,200
Yup.

281
00:10:52,534 --> 00:10:54,033
I suppose,
thinking about it,

282
00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:57,634
this would be why they were
so helpful at the chemist.

283
00:10:58,634 --> 00:10:59,767
Yup.

284
00:10:59,767 --> 00:11:00,968
And crying.

285
00:11:00,968 --> 00:11:02,167
Yup.

286
00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:03,367
And didn't charge me.

287
00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:05,267
Oh, yeah.

288
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,200
Anyway...

289
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,367
Better be,
you know.

290
00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:22,968
Getting back.
Yeah.

291
00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:25,300
Oh, and Jeff?

292
00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:26,400
Yeah?

293
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,467
You ingest items?

294
00:11:29,467 --> 00:11:31,267
Fact of life.

295
00:11:31,267 --> 00:11:33,367
The longer a man
doesn't see a woman naked,

296
00:11:33,367 --> 00:11:36,033
the more he turns
into a giant Hoover pig.

297
00:11:39,701 --> 00:11:41,701
Steve: Jeff!

298
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,234
Julia.
Right, yes.

299
00:11:43,234 --> 00:11:47,267
Um, see you, guys.
Got to go.

300
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,167
Julia: Jeff?

301
00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:56,334
I'm back.

302
00:11:56,334 --> 00:11:57,968
Where the hell
have you been?

303
00:11:57,968 --> 00:12:02,367
Just, uh, getting something
from the shops.

304
00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:04,234
The what?

305
00:12:07,267 --> 00:12:09,267
Is something wrong, dear?

306
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,501
Is something wrong?

307
00:12:13,501 --> 00:12:17,300
Jeff, i suggested
you tie me up

308
00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:19,100
and treat me mean.

309
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:22,634
And you went out
shopping for an hour!

310
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:27,167
Well, it was only
my first attempt.

311
00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:29,267
Well, shopping for what,
for God's sake?

312
00:12:29,267 --> 00:12:31,467
Provisions.

313
00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:32,901
Provisions?

314
00:12:32,901 --> 00:12:34,067
Well, yeah, i thought

315
00:12:34,067 --> 00:12:36,067
what with all
this bondage sex going on,

316
00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:38,934
I'd better get
some sandwiches.

317
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,734
Jeff, come here.

318
00:12:42,734 --> 00:12:44,601
Okay.

319
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,234
Did you
get nervous again?

320
00:12:49,234 --> 00:12:51,167
Kind of nervous, yeah.

321
00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:53,234
As bad as brighton?

322
00:12:53,234 --> 00:12:54,601
About that bad.

323
00:12:54,601 --> 00:12:56,067
Well, I'm glad
you didn't make it

324
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,434
that far this time.

325
00:13:00,534 --> 00:13:02,434
Are you okay now?

326
00:13:02,434 --> 00:13:04,200
Yeah, pretty much.

327
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,167
Now, what did you really buy,
you naughty boy?

328
00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:08,601
Something for me?

329
00:13:10,601 --> 00:13:12,868
Well, not exactly.

330
00:13:12,868 --> 00:13:15,434
Something for us,
for tonight?

331
00:13:15,434 --> 00:13:17,567
Well,
for the near future, yes.

332
00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:21,667
Baby oil?
Whipped cream?

333
00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:27,734
This has nothing to do
with our current activity.

334
00:13:27,734 --> 00:13:30,767
This is for
my own internal purposes.

335
00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:32,100
( doorbell rings )

336
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:34,634
oh, bollocks,
that'll be my parents.

337
00:13:34,634 --> 00:13:36,534
Your parents?!

338
00:13:37,601 --> 00:13:39,434
Could you undo these?

339
00:13:39,434 --> 00:13:41,534
I forgot they
might come 'round.

340
00:13:41,534 --> 00:13:43,267
( panting )

341
00:13:43,267 --> 00:13:44,300
Jeff!

342
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,734
Um, this all brings me

343
00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:49,300
to what exactly happened
to the handcuff key.

344
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,834
Oh, my God!

345
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:53,400
You haven't lost it,
have you?

346
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,000
Very much not the case,
in fact.

347
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,334
You had it
in your teeth,

348
00:13:57,334 --> 00:13:59,667
remember, when you were
folding your clothes.

349
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:00,901
Yes.

350
00:14:00,901 --> 00:14:03,200
I suggested it was time
you started acting

351
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,601
a bit more like
a proper dominant male,

352
00:14:05,601 --> 00:14:07,767
and you did
a darth vader impression.

353
00:14:07,767 --> 00:14:11,767
Darth vader,
while chiefly famous
for breathing out,

354
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,300
also...
( doorbell rings )

355
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,434
oh, Jeff, come on!

356
00:14:14,434 --> 00:14:16,033
Just coming!

357
00:14:16,033 --> 00:14:18,267
Well, you've
got the key.

358
00:14:18,267 --> 00:14:20,734
Yes, i have,
i have the key,

359
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:22,901
but i--it fell.

360
00:14:22,901 --> 00:14:23,968
Where?

361
00:14:23,968 --> 00:14:25,467
Out of reach.

362
00:14:26,534 --> 00:14:28,767
Out of reach where?

363
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,601
Out of reach!

364
00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:32,200
Okay, stay calm.

365
00:14:33,968 --> 00:14:36,868
Is it under something?

366
00:14:36,868 --> 00:14:39,767
Well, yes,
in all probability.

367
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:42,100
And your arm isn't
long enough to reach it?

368
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,200
I'm almost certain
that's true.

369
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,767
Well, my dad's quite wiry,
he could have a try.

370
00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:50,734
I really can't picture
that happening.

371
00:14:50,734 --> 00:14:52,367
( doorbell rings )
answer the door.

372
00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:53,968
We can sort it out
in a minute.

373
00:14:53,968 --> 00:14:55,834
Yes, yes. Okay.

374
00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:08,634
Hello, I'm very sorry,
but...

375
00:15:11,534 --> 00:15:12,901
Where's Julia?

376
00:15:12,901 --> 00:15:15,501
She's, um...

377
00:15:15,501 --> 00:15:16,701
She's, um...

378
00:15:16,701 --> 00:15:18,634
I'll wait.

379
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,100
Um...

380
00:15:28,534 --> 00:15:29,868
Who are you?

381
00:15:29,868 --> 00:15:33,400
Joe. Who are you?

382
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,334
Jeff.

383
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:38,467
I don't think she's
ever mentioned a Jeff.

384
00:15:38,467 --> 00:15:41,300
I don't think she's
ever mentioned a Joe.

385
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,968
I'm her boyfriend.

386
00:15:46,267 --> 00:15:48,434
So what got you into radio
in the first place?

387
00:15:48,434 --> 00:15:51,267
Broadcasting has
always been my ambition.

388
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:54,067
I mean, for me, radio--
it's not just a stop gap.

389
00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:56,968
I genuinely believe it's
the ultimate medium.

390
00:15:56,968 --> 00:15:58,501
I think so, too.

391
00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:00,267
And, also, it's
a wonderful stepping Stone

392
00:16:00,267 --> 00:16:02,467
to television,
which is the important thing.

393
00:16:03,901 --> 00:16:06,267
No, i like radio.
I listen in the car.

394
00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:07,501
Me, too.

395
00:16:07,501 --> 00:16:09,200
I find the radio
excellent for driving

396
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,067
because it never
really distracts you.

397
00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:13,000
It's very clever
how you guys manage that.

398
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:17,601
Susan, do you listen
to the radio at all?

399
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:18,901
No, she doesn't.

400
00:16:18,901 --> 00:16:21,834
Well, I've heard your show
a couple of times, James.

401
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:23,667
Really,
what's it like?

402
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:25,267
Good.

403
00:16:25,267 --> 00:16:27,834
Good, i thought,
really good.

404
00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:29,300
Thanks.

405
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:32,000
I've been listening
to your show, too, James.

406
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,767
I just forgot
all about it.

407
00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:37,501
I'm really glad to know
you're one of our listeners.

408
00:16:37,501 --> 00:16:39,734
And, i have to say,
a little surprised.

409
00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:42,667
Susan has
unexpected depths.

410
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:45,734
She's like an iceberg,
all spotty.

411
00:16:47,934 --> 00:16:51,400
So, do you listen in the car
like everyone else?

412
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,834
I listen in the bath.

413
00:16:52,834 --> 00:16:55,601
I have twelve breasts!

414
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:01,734
Sorry,
i was rounding up.

415
00:17:04,534 --> 00:17:06,367
Did you used to work

416
00:17:06,367 --> 00:17:08,000
in Chelsea
and westminster hospital?

417
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,434
No, not really my line.

418
00:17:10,434 --> 00:17:13,868
Funny. I'm getting you
in a nurse's uniform.

419
00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:16,234
Yes, thank you, Jeff,
that will be all!

420
00:17:20,534 --> 00:17:23,234
Sorry, he's not here,
is he?

421
00:17:23,234 --> 00:17:26,334
Oh, dear God,
I've internalized him.

422
00:17:28,601 --> 00:17:30,767
I can't picture Susan
as a nurse at all.

423
00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:33,334
I see her more as
half woman, half leopard.

424
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,601
So were you in hospital radio
or something?

425
00:17:37,601 --> 00:17:39,000
I think it's good
the way

426
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,067
they put radio stations
in hospitals.

427
00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:42,834
It's an intelligent
use of space.

428
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:48,601
Actually,
i was a paramedic...

429
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:49,767
A long time ago.

430
00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:52,200
You were a paramedic?

431
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,100
How long
have you been away?

432
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,734
Long enough.

433
00:17:56,734 --> 00:17:58,334
( sighs )

434
00:17:58,334 --> 00:18:01,300
that's--that's
quite a long time,
isn't it?

435
00:18:03,434 --> 00:18:07,601
I mean, it's longer
than not long enough.

436
00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:13,067
And you're
in the army?

437
00:18:13,067 --> 00:18:15,067
I'm in the forces.

438
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,467
What do you do?

439
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:20,300
I go to foreign countries
and kill people.

440
00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:25,834
Anywhere nice?

441
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:30,934
I can't
talk about it.

442
00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:34,601
You're a bit upset.

443
00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:38,834
No.

444
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:45,701
Have you ever
killed anyone...locally?

445
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,767
You got a problem
with your ears?

446
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:51,200
Well,
sometimes i think

447
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,868
they're a slightly
different color

448
00:18:52,868 --> 00:18:55,000
from the rest
of my head.

449
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:59,067
I said
i can't talk about it.

450
00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:03,234
Oh, i see.
That's interesting.

451
00:19:05,934 --> 00:19:08,400
Go on.

452
00:19:09,834 --> 00:19:12,100
I still don't know
what you're doing here.

453
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,701
Oh, um, nothing.

454
00:19:14,701 --> 00:19:18,734
I--i--i just like to hang
around girls' flats.

455
00:19:22,701 --> 00:19:25,701
When i rang the doorbell,
i thought i heard Julia's voice.

456
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,934
That was me.
That was me.

457
00:19:29,934 --> 00:19:31,601
Sometimes i like
to talk to myself

458
00:19:31,601 --> 00:19:33,567
in a woman's voice.

459
00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:35,634
For company.

460
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,567
For company?

461
00:19:38,601 --> 00:19:40,801
Just when
I'm on my own.

462
00:19:40,801 --> 00:19:44,501
You know...i like to play
a game of girlfriend.

463
00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:47,834
( in High-pitched voice )
hello, Jeffrey,

464
00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:49,467
you're home at last.

465
00:19:49,467 --> 00:19:51,801
Go and tidy your room.

466
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:02,634
So how did
you meet Julia?

467
00:20:04,634 --> 00:20:06,901
In a bar
a few years ago.

468
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:10,334
She was getting some grief
off a couple of idiots,

469
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,567
so i helped her out.

470
00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:15,667
I don't like seeing
women being mistreated.

471
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:17,501
It sets me off.

472
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,868
I've got it--
Manchester airport.

473
00:20:26,868 --> 00:20:28,267
I worked there once.

474
00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:29,767
No, sorry.

475
00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:31,601
Are you getting me
as a stewardess now?

476
00:20:32,868 --> 00:20:34,133
If you were
a paramedic,

477
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,834
then you were
a sort of doctor?

478
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:37,868
Oh, for God's sake.

479
00:20:37,868 --> 00:20:39,167
What?

480
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:41,234
If Steve now
shows you his ass,

481
00:20:41,234 --> 00:20:43,367
please try
to remain calm.

482
00:20:44,968 --> 00:20:47,501
Well, maybe if you paid me
a bit more attention,

483
00:20:47,501 --> 00:20:50,133
i wouldn't have
to show my ass to strangers.

484
00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:56,634
Steve is now sulking

485
00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:58,167
because I'm not
a proper girlfriend

486
00:20:58,167 --> 00:21:00,767
and failed to memorize
a mole on his ass.

487
00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:03,667
Oh, you mean the one
right at the top?

488
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:04,934
Yes!

489
00:21:04,934 --> 00:21:07,501
Oh, don't worry,
you've had that for years.

490
00:21:07,501 --> 00:21:09,133
Are you sure?
Definitely.

491
00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:11,634
Oh, that's a relief.

492
00:21:11,634 --> 00:21:13,100
That's a relief,
isn't it?

493
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:18,033
What, you're really gonna
rely on Jane's memory?

494
00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:19,968
You guys split up
two years ago.

495
00:21:19,968 --> 00:21:21,901
Looks a bit
like this.

496
00:21:21,901 --> 00:21:23,701
That's it!

497
00:21:23,701 --> 00:21:25,701
That's it exactly.

498
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:29,067
Thank you so much.
That's brilliant!

499
00:21:29,067 --> 00:21:32,501
Look, Susan,
that's my mole!

500
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:37,634
Isn't that a good drawing
of my mole that Jane did?

501
00:21:37,634 --> 00:21:40,501
Got to admire
the talent.

502
00:21:40,501 --> 00:21:42,000
I'm just so sorry
i haven't got

503
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,334
her level of recall.

504
00:21:43,334 --> 00:21:44,334
No, that's fine.
That's okay.

505
00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:45,701
I'm okay with that.

506
00:21:45,701 --> 00:21:48,534
I mean, we're all okay really,
aren't we?

507
00:21:48,534 --> 00:21:51,834
So you used to go out
with Steve, then?

508
00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:53,667
Oh, yeah,
just for a bit.

509
00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:55,267
Actually,
now that i remember,

510
00:21:55,267 --> 00:21:56,901
you've got another mole--
'round the front,

511
00:21:56,901 --> 00:21:58,000
top of the thigh.

512
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,501
No, he doesn't.
Yes, he does.

513
00:21:59,501 --> 00:22:00,801
No, i don't.
Shut up!

514
00:22:03,334 --> 00:22:04,968
Actually, Susan,
you're thinking of Patrick.

515
00:22:04,968 --> 00:22:06,567
He's got
a mole up there.

516
00:22:07,634 --> 00:22:09,200
Yeah, that's it,
that's mine.

517
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,334
That's the one
you're thinking of.

518
00:22:11,334 --> 00:22:12,701
Had it for years.

519
00:22:12,701 --> 00:22:14,167
Hey, thanks
for noticing.

520
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,067
I'll keep an eye
on it if you like.

521
00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:17,400
That could be
our relationship.

522
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,200
We could be
mole buddies.

523
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,300
Yeah.

524
00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,033
I can keep
an eye on yours.

525
00:22:22,033 --> 00:22:23,501
Get a magazine!

526
00:22:25,334 --> 00:22:27,968
Okay, I'm so sorry I'm not
sufficiently blemish retentive.

527
00:22:27,968 --> 00:22:29,634
It's just not
in my skill base.

528
00:22:29,634 --> 00:22:31,968
And pardon me for only
having a degree in economics.

529
00:22:31,968 --> 00:22:34,701
Maybe i should go back
and study asses.

530
00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,200
Know any good courses,
Jane?

531
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,067
Well, actually--
economics?

532
00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:39,167
At Oxford poly?

533
00:22:39,167 --> 00:22:40,534
Yeah.

534
00:22:40,534 --> 00:22:42,033
I don't believe it.

535
00:22:42,033 --> 00:22:43,200
I'm sorry?

536
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:47,167
I had much longer hair
and a beard.

537
00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:48,701
And a motorbike.

538
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,334
Oh, my God!

539
00:22:50,334 --> 00:22:51,834
It's been a long time.

540
00:22:51,834 --> 00:22:53,901
Saddle man!

541
00:22:56,234 --> 00:22:57,434
Freckles!

542
00:23:09,033 --> 00:23:11,300
You never
called me freckles.

543
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:15,601
Well, no, in fact,
i didn't.

544
00:23:16,701 --> 00:23:19,167
Not to your face.

545
00:23:31,234 --> 00:23:33,167
Why are you going
into her bedroom?

546
00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:37,601
I'm tired.

547
00:23:39,434 --> 00:23:41,968
Also, additionally,

548
00:23:41,968 --> 00:23:44,868
i was supposed
to pick up some files.

549
00:23:44,868 --> 00:23:46,467
I forgot
they're in her room.

550
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,701
Who the hell is this?

551
00:23:56,701 --> 00:23:58,834
Well,
he's a sort of ex.

552
00:23:58,834 --> 00:24:00,234
Sort of?

553
00:24:00,234 --> 00:24:03,467
Jeff, he can go
a bit mad sometimes.

554
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,367
So, what's
going on here, then?

555
00:24:17,701 --> 00:24:19,300
Little sex game,
is it?

556
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:22,767
What? Sex? No!

557
00:24:22,767 --> 00:24:25,567
No, we don't have sex.

558
00:24:25,567 --> 00:24:27,133
Wouldn't dream
of having sex.

559
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,868
Absolutely no sex
going on here.

560
00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:31,834
Then why is she
handcuffed to the bed?

561
00:24:34,868 --> 00:24:37,701
We...had a disagreement.

562
00:24:39,767 --> 00:24:41,133
You had a what?

563
00:24:41,133 --> 00:24:42,601
She was out of line.

564
00:24:42,601 --> 00:24:45,267
I was forced to...
Arrest her.

565
00:24:46,767 --> 00:24:48,400
Joe, for God's sake.

566
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,167
I haven't seen you
in two years.

567
00:24:50,167 --> 00:24:51,701
You have no right.

568
00:24:51,701 --> 00:24:55,467
And, yes, this is the man
i am currently dating.

569
00:24:55,467 --> 00:24:58,767
Right. That's another month
sewing mail bags for you.

570
00:25:00,601 --> 00:25:02,634
The handcuff key,
please.

571
00:25:02,634 --> 00:25:04,133
I've lost it.

572
00:25:04,133 --> 00:25:06,133
Give me the key now.

573
00:25:06,133 --> 00:25:07,367
I really have
lost it.

574
00:25:12,801 --> 00:25:14,567
Aah!

575
00:25:15,567 --> 00:25:18,300
Joe!
Cut that out now!

576
00:25:20,534 --> 00:25:23,501
( gasps )

577
00:25:23,501 --> 00:25:25,501
you all right, Jeff?

578
00:25:25,501 --> 00:25:27,868
Jeff: Just got
a bit of a fright!

579
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,567
Okay.

580
00:25:31,567 --> 00:25:33,501
On the plus side,
though,

581
00:25:33,501 --> 00:25:35,467
I've found the key.

582
00:25:38,701 --> 00:25:41,801
I can't believe this.
This is a nightmare!

583
00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:44,167
Well, I'm sorry,
it's not exactly on purpose.

584
00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:46,033
You've slept
with my boyfriend.

585
00:25:46,033 --> 00:25:48,067
Well, you've slept
with my boyfriend.

586
00:25:48,067 --> 00:25:51,200
Susan, <i>i</i> haven't slept
with my boyfriend.

587
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,167
Okay, you win.

588
00:25:53,167 --> 00:25:55,634
This is all my fault.

589
00:25:55,634 --> 00:25:59,133
I should have
said something.

590
00:25:59,133 --> 00:26:03,934
There was a time
before i found religion.

591
00:26:03,934 --> 00:26:06,901
God and Susan.

592
00:26:06,901 --> 00:26:09,901
Can't you love
anybody normal?

593
00:26:15,467 --> 00:26:17,367
Apparently not.

594
00:26:24,133 --> 00:26:25,367
Jane.

595
00:26:27,634 --> 00:26:29,701
There's something else
i should have said.

596
00:26:32,234 --> 00:26:33,667
Where is he?

597
00:26:33,667 --> 00:26:36,234
Coffee shop
down the road.

598
00:26:36,234 --> 00:26:39,067
Just what he needs...
Caffeine.

599
00:26:39,067 --> 00:26:41,467
You never mentioned
a Joe.

600
00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:44,767
It was complicated.

601
00:26:44,767 --> 00:26:47,534
Complicated,
as in serious?

602
00:26:47,534 --> 00:26:49,634
He's not as bad
as he seems.

603
00:26:49,634 --> 00:26:51,534
He really wouldn't
have hurt you.

604
00:26:51,534 --> 00:26:54,734
In fairness, i wouldn't
have hurt him either.

605
00:26:57,300 --> 00:27:00,734
Well, aren't you
gonna let me go?

606
00:27:00,734 --> 00:27:04,133
Yeah.
Sorry, of course.

607
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,467
Germany?

608
00:27:06,467 --> 00:27:08,133
For a few months.

609
00:27:08,133 --> 00:27:10,133
How many's a few?

610
00:27:10,133 --> 00:27:11,901
Can a few
be less than one?

611
00:27:11,901 --> 00:27:13,767
I don't think so.

612
00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:17,267
Okay. The whole time
you're away I'll--

613
00:27:17,267 --> 00:27:18,467
here's what
i was thinking.

614
00:27:18,467 --> 00:27:21,667
My life's very different
from yours...

615
00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:24,467
And your friends'.

616
00:27:24,467 --> 00:27:26,567
So the whole time
I'm away

617
00:27:26,567 --> 00:27:29,567
is something I'm never
going to ask you about.

618
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,300
I think we both need
to do some thinking...

619
00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:38,834
About choices,
don't you?

620
00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:44,334
It's funny watching you
putting your clothes <i>on.</i>

621
00:27:45,701 --> 00:27:49,133
It's like
the opposite of good.

622
00:27:50,133 --> 00:27:51,434
I'll probably be a while.

623
00:27:51,434 --> 00:27:53,234
You can head off home
if you want.

624
00:27:53,234 --> 00:27:55,801
Okay.

625
00:27:55,801 --> 00:27:58,467
I'd better
get down there.

626
00:27:58,467 --> 00:28:01,501
I should've mentioned
Joe to you, I'm sorry.

627
00:28:03,701 --> 00:28:05,734
I don't know why
you put up with me.

628
00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:11,234
Well, sometimes
you're just so naked.

629
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,601
* you won't admit you love me *

630
00:28:19,601 --> 00:28:21,567
* and so *

631
00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:25,334
* how am i ever to know? *

632
00:28:25,334 --> 00:28:28,434
* you always tell me *

633
00:28:28,434 --> 00:28:31,200
* perhaps, perhaps, perhaps *

634
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,334
* a million times i ask you *

635
00:28:37,334 --> 00:28:39,534
* and then *

636
00:28:39,534 --> 00:28:43,634
* i ask you over again *

637
00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:46,601
* you only answer *

638
00:28:46,601 --> 00:28:49,868
* perhaps, perhaps, perhaps *

639
00:28:50,868 --> 00:28:52,567
* perhaps *

640
00:28:52,567 --> 00:28:54,801
* perhaps *

641
00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:56,601
* perhaps *

642
00:28:56,601 --> 00:28:58,234
you okay?

643
00:28:58,234 --> 00:28:59,868
Yeah.

644
00:29:01,067 --> 00:29:04,834
It's good about my mole,
isn't it?