1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,080 I'm going to ask Sam and Molly to move in with me. No. No? No! 2 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:08,040 My name is Ivan. I'm a blood addict. None of us are killers now. 3 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:09,560 Sure you are. 4 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:12,160 A job, a wife, and a house full of children. 5 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,480 Well, you can still have all that, can't you? 6 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,640 I can't do it alone. Please. 7 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,320 Save me. 8 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:21,200 I think I just moved out of my house. Why? Because I want to be with you. 9 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:25,560 This programme contains some violent scenes from the start and some strong language 10 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:48,880 Before he was given up to a death he freely accepted, he broke the bread... 11 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,640 and gave it to his disciples, saying, 12 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:55,440 "Take this, all of you, and eat it..." 13 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,240 This is my body... 14 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,520 which will be given up for you. 15 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:09,480 When supper was ended, he took the cup and gave it to his disciples, saying... 16 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,160 Where are you? 17 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:14,000 "Take this, all of you, and drink from it. 18 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,760 "This is the cup of my blood, 19 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:21,240 "the blood of the new and everlasting covenant. 20 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:29,360 "It will be shed for you so that sins may be forgiven." 21 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,400 Reverend? 22 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,640 Reverend Kemp? Do you need a lift? 23 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:38,160 No. I'm all right, thanks. I've got the car with me tonight. "Car"? 24 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,440 You could be sued under the Trades Description Act. 25 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you need to work on some new material. 26 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,360 SCREAMING 27 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,560 Stop screaming, bitch! 28 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,080 Come on! 29 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,160 Do it now! 30 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,160 Maria? 31 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,640 The window! Go! Come on, leave! 32 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,000 It's going to be all right. It's OK... 33 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,160 'And whosoever eats my flesh... 34 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:43,960 '..and drinks my blood will live forever.' 35 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,200 Hey. 36 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,040 Hey. 37 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:21,360 Come back to bed. Look, I'm on an early shift. Oh, come on, please. Please. 38 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:25,160 Mitchell, I'm gonna be late. Look, I know how difficult 39 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:28,840 and confusing all this must be. 40 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,640 Yeah. Lucy... Look... 41 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:38,480 We will talk about this later. 42 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,920 I promise. OK. 43 00:03:54,360 --> 00:04:00,440 # You know, my darling I can't stand to sleep alone 44 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:10,000 # No sweetheart in the dark to call my own 45 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:20,160 # You're my own, you're my own I can sing it, I can groan 46 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:30,040 # Darkness is a stranger And I'm lonely, lonely, lonely, low 47 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:42,400 # Last night's parties and last night's horror show... # 48 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,240 Forgive me, Almighty God. 49 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:56,040 # Smiling and whirling and kissing all I know... # 50 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,760 Cleanse me of my sins. 51 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,920 Cleanse me, Almighty God. 52 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:08,120 Cleanse me of my sins and make me holy, Almighty God. 53 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,120 Amen. 54 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,480 # Lonely, lonely, lonely 55 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:22,960 # Cos Mama told me 56 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:29,360 # The dream of love Is a two-hearted dream... # 57 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,560 < Are you having a breakdown or something, is that it? 58 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:45,200 No. But I think you might be. Oh, how dare you! 59 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,800 Oh, my God, did you just throw that at me? 60 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:52,840 It slipped. So what are you? Just flinging crockery around like a common poltergeist? 61 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:56,160 Did you just call me a poltergeist? 62 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,240 Mitchell! Mitchell, listen to this. 63 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:01,400 This is classic, this is. Go on, say it to Mitchell, go on. 64 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:05,720 Say it again, go on. Say it... I will if you'd shut up for a millisecond! 65 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:09,120 Mitchell. Uh-huh? 66 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,240 Sam and I are viewing a house today. Ha! 67 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,680 What do you make of that? 68 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,800 He has to view houses, he's moving out. 69 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,400 Oh, yeah, yeah. No, right. 70 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:21,840 Take his side. You two are just so... 71 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,000 gay for each other. 72 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:28,640 Annie, I don't understand. I thought you were fine with this. 73 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:32,800 Come here, you big silly bear. 74 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,480 I was fine with this, 75 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,200 when I thought this was a notion. 76 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:45,920 But now you're out viewing actual, proper, non-imaginary houses. You thought it was a notion? 77 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:51,440 Yes. George, I didn't think you would seriously go through with it. I thought the moment would just pass. 78 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:55,000 You know, like when you decided you were gonna wear skinny jeans. 79 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,640 Skinny jeans? That was a private conversation. 80 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:01,040 Seriously? It was a moment of madness. 81 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,720 No, George. This is a moment of madness. 82 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:07,160 You can't just move in with someone that you've just started dating. It's... 83 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,640 Tell him, Mitchell! Skinny jeans, George? 84 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:14,200 Oh, all right, Mitchell. OK. Listen, where the hell were you last night? 85 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,200 I was with Lucy. We, er... 86 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,120 we finally, um... 87 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,600 You know. 88 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:24,960 Decided to, em... Oh, this is like the problem pages of Just 17. 89 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:28,920 You had sex, Mitchell. Sex. Yeah. 90 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:32,800 That's great, Mitchell. Yeah, yeah. It kind of was, actually. 91 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:37,920 I'm really happy for you. Oh, thanks, mate. Oh, it's fine. Why don't you two just snog each other? 92 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,160 I know you don't... Just snog each other! 93 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:44,280 I don't want him to go either. Then don't let him. We can't keep him prisoner. 94 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:47,760 We do have a cage. What? Annie! 95 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,360 We will still see each other. 96 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:54,040 I will visit. I will visit all the time. 97 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,800 Won't be the same though, will it? 98 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:00,080 Will it? 99 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:05,760 Yeah. Didn't think so. 100 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,320 I hate it when she does that. 101 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:12,240 She's right, though. 102 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,720 It's sort of...the end of an era. 103 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:20,720 I'm not surprised she's upset. This place was our home, you know. Without us... 104 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:25,320 ..it's just a haunted house again. Us? 105 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,600 You're not going anywhere, Mitchell. 106 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:33,280 No, I mean, not yet, but...I don't know. I might have plans in the future. 107 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,280 Do these future plans include Lucy? 108 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:40,320 I really hope so. 109 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:45,600 Yeah. 110 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,720 Anyway, I'll see you later, man. Yeah. 111 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:45,440 ORGAN MUSIC Oh, atmospheric! 112 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,000 Welcome, everyone. 113 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:54,640 I am Alan Cortez, Master Medium, and this is my Psychic Experience. 114 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,880 Welcome, all. 115 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,280 I am Alan Cortez. 116 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:15,280 I, like my ancestors before me, have been blessed with the unique gift with the ability to... 117 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:19,200 to contact and communicate with the afterlife. 118 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:24,840 Prepare to have your doubts silenced and your questions answered. 119 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,680 Prepare to be amazed. 120 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:33,240 It's really great. Can we just have a little look around on our own again for a minute? 121 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,000 I'll be outside. Take your time. 122 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,520 Thanks a lot, cheers. 123 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:44,040 I love it. I really love it. And the rent's really reasonable, don't you think? 124 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:47,440 Considering the size of the place. 125 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:51,040 And a garden, George. A proper garden! 126 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:54,880 Yeah, it's great. It's really great. 127 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:58,160 It's so great. It's so, so, so great. 128 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:01,840 And it's available now! What? 129 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:07,400 Now? No, no, as in... Today? Now? As in right here, right now? 130 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:12,720 Someone else will have moved in by the time you finish that sentence. What's the problem? 131 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:16,200 Don't you think it's a little far out? 132 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,680 It's, like, half an hour from town. 133 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:23,440 I tell you what, I'd really rather be a little bit closer to my friends. 134 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:26,040 By friends you mean Mitchell? 135 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,200 Er, I have other friends. 136 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,160 George, we're moving in together. 137 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:35,560 A whole new life. Things are gonna change. 138 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:38,160 If you're not ready for that then... I am. 139 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,840 I am so ready. 140 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:44,320 I am 100 per cent. I am ever ready. 141 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:48,400 Let's do it. Let's take it. 142 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,240 Yeah? Yeah! Yeah. Yes! 143 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,720 Yes! Ha ha! Woo-hoo! 144 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,400 Oh, Molly. 145 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:09,920 We should get a dog. We should get a dog! A small dog! 146 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,200 Ha-ha! Woo-hoo! Molly! High-five! 147 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,520 I'm sorry. 148 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,040 I wasn't strong enough. I thought I was. 149 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,840 I thought I could do it. But I can't. I can't kill another person. 150 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:43,720 He's not a person, Professor. They're not people. I know. I know, and I keep telling myself that. 151 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,560 I'm so frightened. 152 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,360 Of what? Of them? 153 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:58,200 Of him? 154 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,280 Of myself. 155 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,800 It's understandable that you're confused. 156 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:21,280 The Devil was designed for temptation. 157 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,960 He can be charming and clever 158 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,000 and exciting. 159 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,280 And Mitchell can be those things too, 160 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:34,120 because he was made in the Devil's image, just as you were made in God's. 161 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:37,120 But you must remain strong. 162 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,480 I know. 163 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,000 But sometimes... 164 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,280 I want to surrender to it. 165 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:48,960 Then you must fight it! 166 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,160 Declare war on it. 167 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:58,400 If we're weak, then we allow the Devil to seduce us. 168 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:02,080 God is disappointed and we will be punished severely. 169 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,040 A day of wrath is that day. 170 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,320 A day of darkness and gloom. 171 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,840 "I will bring distress 172 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,040 "upon men... 173 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:23,160 "For they have sinned against the Lord, 174 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:27,080 "and their blood will be poured out like dust". 175 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,000 Help me. 176 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,200 I want 177 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,840 to fight it. 178 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,640 I shall help you. 179 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,880 I shall show you the way. 180 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,680 I shall tell you what you must do. 181 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,600 It's just that he, um... 182 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:21,200 he left. So... Who is this? Simon. He's your son? 183 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:25,200 (Give me a break.) No, Simon, my husband. My late husband. Yeah. 184 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,440 I just want to know that he's all right. 185 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,920 Yeah, yeah. 186 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:38,040 Er... Yep. 187 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,000 Yeah, he's...he's doing all right. 188 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,640 He's in a good place. He wants me to tell you he's content. 189 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,480 Is Tiny there too? 190 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,520 Is...? 191 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,800 Tiny. 192 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,800 His Yorkshire Terrier? 193 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:57,600 Don't help him! Simon's surrounded by his friends and family and little... 194 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,800 little Timmy's lying on his feet. 195 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:03,640 Tiny. Tiny, Timmy, whatever. Yep. 196 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:07,600 Dog's up there. And he's very, very happy. She? 197 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,920 No, not Tiny. Tiny's not happy. 198 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:13,800 I mean Simon's very happy. Why's Tiny not happy? 199 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,120 He is. She! 200 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:22,200 Oh, er, wait. He's leaving us. He's fading, he's fading and he's gone. 201 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:26,680 Now, er... Am I sensing another spirit somewhere else? 202 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:29,720 There's been one sat here for 40 minutes, you giant twat. 203 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,720 I'm gonna have to ask you to keep it down. 204 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,640 Me? 205 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,480 You can see me? I can see you. 206 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:44,760 I could also hear you from backstage. How? You were shouting. 207 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:49,320 No, I mean how can... And you're sitting in the wrong seats. Follow me, please. 208 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,520 Wait. I don't understand. Sssh! 209 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,040 How can...? 210 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,600 You're a ghost! 211 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,240 Of course I'm a ghost. What did you think I was? 212 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,680 An usher(!) Come on. 213 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,600 A fella up there, with the... the white shirt. Christmas 1998. 214 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,840 Faulty panto pyrotechnic. 215 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:14,880 One minute I'm standing in the wings watching Widow Twankey belt out a chorus of "La Vida Loca", 216 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,760 the next? Bang! 217 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:20,800 Flat out on my back with every hair on my body standing to attention. 218 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,480 Gosh, that's awful. 219 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,720 It was a terrible shock. Oh, I bet it was. No, I mean literally. 220 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,320 It was a terrible shock. That's what killed me. 221 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:32,720 The coroner said it was as if I'd been struck by lightning. 222 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,280 Here we are. 223 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:39,560 The cheap seats. This thing's a heap of shit, Robin... Do they live here? 224 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:43,960 No. But when a psychic rolls into town, we get a good few ghosts back here. 225 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:47,240 You throw the term "psychic" around pretty loosely. 226 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:50,480 No, Alan was amazing, he really was. 227 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:54,920 Then one year he just started ignoring us. He stopped engaging. 228 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,840 I don't know why. 229 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:22,800 What's happened to you, Alan? Jesus Christ! 230 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,560 Why aren't you listening to us, hmm? 231 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,880 Why aren't you passing on our messages? 232 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:32,680 Why are you up there on a stage lying to people? Is someone here? 233 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,920 Bingo. Who are you? What do you want? 234 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:40,600 I want you to start listening to these poor souls, Alan, that's what I want. Alan! 235 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,200 EVERYONE SHOUTS FOR ALAN 236 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:48,440 Can you hear that? See, they need you, Alan. 237 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,320 ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE 238 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,600 I don't understand. 239 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,720 You can't hear them any more, can you? 240 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,280 Thank you. You too. 241 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,080 THEY CHUCKLE 242 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,720 Oh, so anyway, it is the 27th. 243 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:15,200 The 27th? There's no need to sound so freaked out, George. 244 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,920 It's a parent-teachers evening. It's not a big deal. 245 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:23,080 It would just mean a lot to me if you could be there. Ah. But is it definitely the 27th? 246 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,560 Mm-hm. That's plenty of warning though, isn't it? 247 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:29,360 Sorry Sam, it's just I have this thing planned. It's a planned thing. 248 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:32,360 What is? ..Erm, it's a work thing. 249 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,160 It's about every month or so. 250 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,720 In Liverpool. 251 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,480 Training. 252 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,680 Training? You're a hospital porter, George. 253 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,880 Sport training. Sport? 254 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,400 You? 255 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,560 Yes, me. Sport what's so...? 256 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,680 I'm on a sports team. 257 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,360 It's toboggan. 258 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:54,120 Did you just say toboggan? Yep. 259 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,480 Yes, I did. 260 00:19:56,480 --> 00:20:00,680 Right, so you and Mitchell? You toboggan? In Liverpool? 261 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,800 Yeah. We are tobogganists. 262 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,040 SHE LAUGHS 263 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,120 Oh, can't you cancel it this once? 264 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:15,800 Can... Cancel? No-o. Very big, big, huge championship coming up, so... 265 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,920 Oh, well... Well, it doesn't matter. 266 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,760 OK, come on. 267 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,640 Two years ago I was doing this show in Newcastle. 268 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,240 ANNIE: Mmm. 269 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:34,040 They let the kid doing work experience operate the smoke machine. 270 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,960 He didn't know when to stop. 271 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,840 It was like a scene from Backdraft. 272 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,320 ANNIE GIGGLES 273 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,640 I couldn't see where I was going 274 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,440 so I walked off the fucking stage. 275 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,080 Oh, no. Right off it. 276 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:56,720 I woke up the next day in a hospital bed with eight stitches, short term memory loss and no sixth sense. 277 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:02,920 The knock must have switched something off 278 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,200 because from that day until this, 279 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:11,080 I haven't heard a ghost. Oh, until I showed up. 280 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,440 Until you showed up. 281 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,480 That's why I've had to pretend. 282 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:19,400 Back then I would pray that they would stop. 283 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,480 Now that's finally happened, 284 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,560 and I'm praying they come back. 285 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,160 I hope you don't mind me just... 'Course not. 286 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:49,160 I tried ringing your phone. I was in theatre so... Ah, of course. 287 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,000 You've killed people. Not any more. 288 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,880 "Not any more"? 289 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:07,640 Do you know how insufficient that sounds? You have KILLED people! 290 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,400 You could be my salvation. 291 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,120 Don't think so. 292 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,840 Don't say that. 293 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,840 It's your world, Mitchell. 294 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,840 It's in every cell. 295 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,400 You can't just...change. 296 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:25,440 I can. You're not strong enough. It finds you. It always finds you. Not this time. 297 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,800 Why? What's so different this time? 298 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,360 I have you. 299 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,920 It's a struggle, I can't lie. 300 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,280 It'll always gonna be a struggle. 301 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,960 But I can do this. 302 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,600 How? 303 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,880 I'll leave them. They'll follow you. 304 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,720 I'll tell them I'm finished with them, all of them. When? 305 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:47,880 What? 306 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,920 When will you tell them? 307 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,960 I'll call a meeting tomorrow night at the funeral parlour. 308 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,720 I'll see you later. 309 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,800 SHE DIALS 310 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,400 RING TONE 311 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,800 It's done. 312 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,480 Mitchell's gonna call a gathering. 313 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,280 When? Tomorrow night at the funeral parlour. 314 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,800 Did he say how many of them? 315 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:09,720 WHOOSH 316 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,720 Hi. 317 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,560 Hey. 318 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,200 What are you up to? 319 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:17,280 I'm just packing up some things. 320 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:18,880 Sam and I are gonna stay in the... 321 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,600 You can say it, George. I'm not gonna cry or anything. 322 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:28,120 We've found a new house and we're gonna stay there tonight. 323 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:30,320 SHE SOBS Oh, God. 324 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,240 Annie, are you OK? SOBBING: Yes, George, I am fine. 325 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,040 I'm fine, it's just that... 326 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,680 What are you looking for? 327 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,840 My bloody phone charger. Oh, that's in the oven. 328 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,480 Really? Oh, right. Cheers. 329 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,880 What? 330 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:53,480 When you said you were viewing houses, I started to hide your stuff. 331 00:24:55,360 --> 00:25:00,640 Why? I thought the more of your stuff I hid, then the longer it would take you to leave. 332 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:05,760 Right, how much stuff are we talking about, roughly? George, I'm sorry about earlier. It's just... 333 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:10,160 I like it, just the three of us, it's us against the world. 334 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:14,360 I don't want to be against the world any more. It gets so tiring. 335 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,200 I want to be part of it. 336 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,280 We're all so scared of what might happen out there. 337 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:22,280 And huddle together here somehow makes us less afraid. 338 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,720 But do you know what? I am ready to be scared. 339 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:29,800 I can't let this thing own me any more. 340 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,200 You might have a point, George. 341 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,440 Red Robin, this is A1. 342 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:54,120 Can you let me know when you have FOH clearance please? Over. Should be about 20 minutes. 343 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,400 Properly. Over. 344 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,840 SHE SIGHS 345 00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,560 This is Red Robin. 346 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:05,000 We will have Front of House clearance in 20 minutes approximately. Over. 347 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:09,520 I don't think your heart's really in this, Red Robin. Over. Maybe because it's stupid. Over. 348 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,880 How's it stupid? Over. 349 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,520 Because I'm stood right next to you. 350 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:17,080 Besides they don't even work. They're not connected to anything. 351 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,720 Well, you're just determined to pick holes in this operation, aren't you? 352 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,240 ALL GHOSTS SHOUT AT ONCE 353 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,400 GHOSTS: Alan! Alan! Alan! 354 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,880 OK, all right, yes, calm down, settle down, thank you. 355 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,760 Can I have your attention please? 356 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:36,120 Right, shut up or Alan's out of here! Jesus, pipe down! 357 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,160 Sorry. 358 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,960 Why are you even doing this? 359 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,600 Because I need to get out more. 360 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,600 It won't work. 361 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:47,040 Listen Alan, I'm helping you whether you like it or not, so just... 362 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,120 Deal with it. 363 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:58,440 OK. As some of you already know, Alan here, has been suffering from severe psychic blockage. 364 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:03,880 So we're going to have to do all that we can to get him through this very difficult time. 365 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:08,080 So let's pull together and let's make this work. OK? 366 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,680 You're with me, lovely, thank you. 367 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,360 So how are you gonna decide who goes first? 368 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:19,880 By using a very fair and democratic process. 369 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,040 APPLAUSE 370 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:32,120 I am Alan Cortez. Welcome to my Psychic Experience. 371 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,720 Eenie, meenie, minie, moe... 372 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,320 Now I'm, 373 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,440 I'm sensing a spirit. If he squeals let him go. 374 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:42,840 Who's calling me? Eenie, meenie, mi-nie... 375 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,000 Who do we have? 376 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,400 Moe. Yes! 377 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,680 Someone's coming through. 378 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,960 Do we have a name? 379 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,680 Jimmy. 380 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:52,960 I'm getting a Jimmy. 381 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:57,200 Who are you looking for, Jimmy? 382 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,760 My wife Orla. 383 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,560 He would like to speak to his wife Orla. 384 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:06,400 OK. Jimmy would like to speak to his wife, Orla. 385 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,200 Do we have an Orla? That's me! 386 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,720 That-that's me. 387 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,960 That's my Jimmy. Welcome. 388 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,160 You're sure? Oh, yeah. 389 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,200 Erm, Alan? 390 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:29,120 Jimmy has a pretty serious message for her. Er, apparently she's getting married again. 391 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:32,920 Jimmy says you're getting married again, Orla. Yeah. 392 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,800 Well, well that's why I'm here, really. Cos I 393 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,520 I just wanted to check that... 394 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,880 he was all right with it. 395 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,080 I'm not. Oh, he says he's not. 396 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,040 Yeah... 397 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:49,920 He wants you to know... that he's not. 398 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,720 He's what? 399 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,240 He's not OK with it. 400 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:57,600 - And why the fuck would that be? - Because apparently her new boyfriend's a massive tosser. 401 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,440 And a sponger... And a sponger. 402 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:05,360 Because your new man is a massive tosser and a sponger. 403 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,600 Allegedly. Why can't he just be happy for me? 404 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:14,400 Shh! Well, you know he died in that car accident, not me. I'm still here! 405 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,480 You died in a car accident? 406 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:21,240 You tell that slapper I knew she was shagging him while I was still alive. Everyone knew. 407 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,480 Tell the truth, Orla. Or at least admit it! 408 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:27,200 I mean, what have you come down here for? Playing the fucking innocent! 409 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,400 Shut up! You come down here for, playing the innocent? 410 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,720 MITCHELL: I'm serious, no-one gets to dodge out of it. 411 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,960 This is very important to me, Ivan. Yeah. 412 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:41,080 I don't want to get into it right now. Look, I'll explain tonight, I'd just rather do it in person. 413 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:45,320 Look, you just spread the word, OK? I want everyone there. Just, just leave it to me. 414 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:49,120 I've got most of them on my Twitter feed so it'll be all right, OK? 415 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:53,560 BANGING ON DOOR 416 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,560 OK, talk to you later. Got to go. Speak to you later. OK, bye. 417 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,240 Yeah? Hi. 418 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,200 I'm so sorry to bother you. 419 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,440 I'm from Avon and Somerset Energy. Uh-huh? 420 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,320 We've had reports of a gas leak. 421 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,120 I'm afraid we're going to have to clear the premises. 422 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,400 I wouldn't bother. 423 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,800 They're all dead in there. 424 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,960 SCREAMING 425 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,560 Get away from her! 426 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,160 SCREAMING AND CRYING 427 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,720 I don't even know why it matters any more. 428 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,640 I don't know why it means so much. 429 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,840 But it's all that I think about. 430 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:06,400 It just keeps racing round and round in me head and for some reason... 431 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,680 I'd really like it if she was to... OK. 432 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,800 Do you know, Jimmy, leave it with me. Erm, Alan, 433 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,120 he just needs to hear her admit it. 434 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:20,320 Jimmy needs to hear you admit it, Orla. 435 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,840 He needs to hear you admit to the affair. 436 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,320 He was right. It's true. 437 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,040 GASPS 438 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,080 And I'm so sorry. 439 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,160 I'm so sorry, Jimmy. 440 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,880 It's about time. 441 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:51,040 Oh, Jimmy. 442 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,440 Bye. 443 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:59,120 Please. Please just make sure he knows how sorry I am. 444 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,440 I do. 445 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,800 Oh, he does. He does. 446 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,120 Jimmy? 447 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,480 Thank you. 448 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,320 Alan, he's gone. 449 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,000 And now he's finally managed to move on. 450 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,880 Thank you. Thank you. Well done. 451 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,880 Well done. 452 00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,480 I'm sensing another presence. 453 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,320 So. 454 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,120 Your table is almost completed. 455 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,680 Yeah, if you say so. 456 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:14,040 Attach B9 to A5. 457 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:19,800 B9 to a bloody bollocking bollocks piece of Scandinavian shit. 458 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:24,040 Bollocks, absolute shit tat, bloody bollocking... 459 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,040 Hello, George. 460 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,600 Hey there. 461 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,920 Um...I'm just... 462 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,800 Your mum asked me to... Where, where is your mum? 463 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:35,480 She's upstairs unpacking, George. Do you know what I did today, George? 464 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,680 Why do you keep saying my name? 465 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:42,560 When I went back to school, I looked up some stuff on the computer. Tobogganing is such a cool sport. 466 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,960 Yeah... Well... I love it. 467 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,840 Do you use a Katana sleigh or a Tanto? 468 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,800 Er...well... 469 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,320 I've used both. Really? 470 00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:03,800 Mmm, but I much prefer the, er, the Tanto, because, er, well, 471 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:07,840 because, Molly, it's faster. 472 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,800 It's a type of Samurai sword, George. 473 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,120 Samu... What? 474 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,040 A Tanto is a type of Samurai sword. So is a Katana. 475 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,480 HE CHUCKLES 476 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:22,960 Oh, you tricked me. I knew you were lying. Mum might have believed you, but... 477 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,800 And I love Mum... 478 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:29,080 But if she was in my class, I have a feeling she'd be on the yellow table. 479 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,120 And the yellow table is? 480 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,720 It's not good, George. 481 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:36,120 It's not good at all. 482 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,800 Who's next? 483 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,480 Right, eenie, meenie, minie, moe. Catch a tiger by his toe... Annie! 484 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,720 I can't believe you're going on tour with Alan! Yeah, I know. 485 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:47,160 It's a bit scary, really. Good scary. 486 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:51,120 But you know I can't stay stuck here forever, can I? 487 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,440 No, I know. I've been here for over a decade. 488 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,640 Well, look, why don't you come with us, Robin? No. There's not much point. 489 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,520 He can't hear me. I'm not like you. 490 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,560 I haven't got your confidence. 491 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,600 Bloody aerial. 492 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,560 It did this earlier as well. 493 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:19,400 'Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. I am Alan Cortez... Whose turn is it, Annie? 494 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,960 'and this is my Psychic Experience.' Annie? 495 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,720 Annie? Who's next? 496 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,920 Already I'm sensing a presence. 497 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,080 Who are you? 498 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,600 Do I have a name? 499 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,640 Annie? 500 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,000 Annie! 501 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,800 Yeah. 502 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,520 Who am I looking for first? 503 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,160 Carmen. 504 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:04,360 Ladies and gentlemen, I have someone who wants to make contact with Carmen. 505 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,560 Do we have a Carmen in the house? 506 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,160 Anyone? 507 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,800 There's the lady down there, could she have a microphone please? 508 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Is there someone in particular you're hoping to get a message from, Carmen? 509 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,840 Erm... 510 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,240 Well, I suppose I... 511 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:32,120 God, this is insane. Take your time. It's all right. 512 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,920 Yes. 513 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,160 My daughter. 514 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:42,720 Don't tell me. 515 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:45,160 Your daughter's name is... 516 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,120 It's me. 517 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,360 She's here for me. 518 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,160 That's my mum. 519 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,920 Your daughter's name was...Annie. 520 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:08,440 Is there something you'd like to ask Annie? 521 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,480 I just... 522 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:17,280 Well, I don't even know what I want to hear. I don't know what would help. 523 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,400 I mean losing a child is a... 524 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,560 It's a unique kind of pain. It's... 525 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,560 The pain is... 526 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,560 spectacular. 527 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:36,640 But you know what? If you told me that you could take that pain away... 528 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,520 I'm not sure that I'd want you to, because... 529 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,000 it's...it's all I've got left. 530 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,600 I want to feel that pain 531 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,000 and I deserve to feel that pain. 532 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,480 Because I should have known. 533 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,400 She was my little girl. 534 00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,400 And I should've known that she was in danger. 535 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,280 I should've known that she was scared. 536 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:10,560 Because I'm her mum, and I really should've known. 537 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,480 I don't know what to say. 538 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:28,440 Don't hurt her. Or if you have to hurt her, 539 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,080 do it once, do it now. 540 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,800 Leave. 541 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,960 Molly! My Dad hurt her. 542 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:38,160 He told lies, too. 543 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,760 I would never hurt your mum, Molly. It's just that... 544 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,760 I have this secret, which means sometimes I need to distance myself. 545 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,640 And I'm worried that if she finds out, she won't want me anymore. 546 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,640 She'll think that I'm... What? 547 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,640 A freak. 548 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,440 A boy in my class has six toes on one foot. 549 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,120 Is it something like that? 550 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,800 Yeah. I suppose it is a bit. You can tell her. 551 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:16,600 I can't. I'm too scared to take the risk. She loves you, George. 552 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,960 No matter what. 553 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,840 Well, I'm gonna go watch my Hannah Montana DVD, so... 554 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,760 Molly? 555 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:31,960 Thanks. 556 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,440 Right. 557 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:50,000 P5 to A9. Come on you fucker! 558 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,680 I'm sure you know why I've gathered you all here today. 559 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,920 Well, you don't know why because I've just... 560 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,040 I had a little chat with, er... Oh! 561 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,680 I've something that I want to say to all of you. 562 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,760 Everybody, everybody here that... 563 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,000 Oh...balls! 564 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:15,040 Erm... This isn't easy. This isn't easy for...for...for me. 565 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:22,240 I'm out. I'm out. 566 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,960 I'm glad you came. She's here, Carmen. 567 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,840 Seeing you seemed to silence her. 568 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,040 But she's here. 569 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:03,480 No, I shouldn't have come. I'm sorry, I've made a mistake. 570 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,520 I'm not lying. I hope you are lying. 571 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:10,400 I hope you are, Alan. Because otherwise what you're telling me is my daughter, 572 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,160 my dead daughter, is in this room and she can't speak to me. 573 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:16,680 She can speak to you, she can speak to total strangers, but not to me, her mum. 574 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,200 Look, Carmen... 575 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:24,520 When I was...when I was seven, 576 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,760 they showed us how to make these on Blue Peter. 577 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:33,280 Anything I made before that always ended in a disaster. But these I... 578 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:37,320 I mastered. Annie used to make hundreds of those things. 579 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,800 I'm sure that it drove her mad. 580 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,400 But she never stopped me. 581 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,800 I always used to love them. 582 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,200 Annie! 583 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:58,760 Oh, my God. There's so much I need to say to you. 584 00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,800 I've spent every day missing you. 585 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,200 I've spent everyday thinking about you, speaking about you. 586 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:07,240 I know people think I'm mad. I mean, your dad he thinks I'm mad. 587 00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:09,960 He wouldn't say it, obviously, but I can see it in his eyes. 588 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:13,920 And he keeps saying things like "You should go out more, maybe you should work." 589 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:15,720 You know, he wants me to do normal things. 590 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:18,240 Like anything could ever be normal again, I mean... 591 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:22,280 But, Mum, you can't live your life like that. You're holding on. 592 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,400 She thinks you need to let go. 593 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,600 She's my daughter for God's sake. How can I let go? 594 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:31,400 Yes, I am your daughter and I love you, very, very much. 595 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,400 But that is why I want you to live your life. 596 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,120 Stop torturing yourself. 597 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,920 It's important to her, Carmen. 598 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:42,280 Please, Mum, there is something I really think you should do. 599 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,920 I've been so afraid of this place. 600 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:56,440 I just thought if I came here this would become 601 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,160 my last memory of you. 602 00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,800 And somehow, 603 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:05,840 your face and your eyes and your laugh 604 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,480 would be replaced by this. 605 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,640 But I still have you. 606 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,520 I do still have you, don't I? 607 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,120 You will always have me, Mum. 608 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,640 So I'm going to try. I'm really going to try. 609 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:21,960 Bye, Mum. 610 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:39,040 The time is almost upon us. 611 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,760 It is. 612 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,880 We should prepare ourselves. 613 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,400 Lord, we thank you 614 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:39,080 for this opportunity of doing thy work. 615 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:43,080 TV: 'How you supposed to bloomin' unlock this door then?' 616 00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:47,360 'Chris and new landlord Jeff have agreed that a temporary arrangement...' 617 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:48,760 Mum? > 618 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,440 Oi! What's wrong? 619 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:53,600 Sssh! 620 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,360 Mum! > 621 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,160 Coming, sweetheart. 622 00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,560 Mum! Mum, please! > 623 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:07,440 It's OK, it's OK. I'm here. 624 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,440 It's OK. Hey, hey, hey. There you go. 625 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:15,080 Everything OK? I had a bad dream. Oh! About you. 626 00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,680 A bad dream about George? 627 00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:20,200 Well, he was George, 628 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,680 but it wasn't George. 629 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:27,400 Oh! Well, we'll read you a lovely story and you can go back to sleep. 630 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,720 And I was calling his name but he just stared back. 631 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:38,800 His eyes were dark. They looked right through me... They looked inside me. 632 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,440 Here we go. 633 00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,240 I can't come on the road with you, Alan. 634 00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,360 I know. 635 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,400 Speaking to my mum and telling her that she 636 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:08,480 had to move on, well, it just made me realise what a hypocrite I was being. 637 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,080 If I come away with you 638 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,960 then I'd just be running away. 639 00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,880 It won't be the same without you. 640 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,680 What will you do? 641 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:21,720 Without an interpreter, I mean. 642 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,880 Do you think Robin would be any good? 643 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,240 How do you know about Robin? 644 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:36,080 I heard her. 645 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:40,360 They're coming back, Annie. 646 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,360 They're taking their time, but they're coming back. 647 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,440 Hi. Hiya. Hello. 648 00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,280 Well, I think Robin will be an excellent choice. 649 00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:54,040 She did learn from the master, after all. 650 00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:57,240 But what are you going to do? 651 00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,840 I think it's time to go. 652 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,520 So you take it easy. Be nice to the ghosts. 653 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,000 Talking to someone you've lost... 654 00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,520 You don't know what a big deal that is. 655 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:29,480 Bye, Alan. 656 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,080 Hello. 657 00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,120 Hi. 658 00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,680 Are we late? No. Come in, come in, come in. 659 00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:59,840 There you are. It's cold isn't it? 660 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,200 Take a drink. 661 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:05,240 Only alcohol tonight I'm afraid, none of the hard stuff. 662 00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:07,800 Lord I acknowledge thee. 663 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:11,600 All creation was made for thee. 664 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,520 Exorcise thy thoughts... 665 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,680 Mitchell! Hey. 666 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,120 How are you doing man? 667 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,280 Ivan... Ivan... Can I have a word? 668 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,680 MOBILE RINGS 669 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:44,760 Yes? 670 00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,720 He's just gone inside, sir. 671 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,200 Professor. It's time. He's early. 672 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:58,600 Does it matter? Others may still arrive. 673 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,360 Look, this was your plan. 674 00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,400 And do you know? It's working. 675 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,160 Everyone's on the wagon. Yeah. 676 00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:13,240 Well, aside from me obviously, but I'm, you know, special needs. 677 00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:14,920 Why do you want to throw it away? 678 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,280 I don't want to throw it away, I want to pass it over. 679 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,320 I want someone else to take the reins. 680 00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:24,680 Someone, you know, intelligent and capable and disinterested. 681 00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,560 Oh, my good God. No! Just hear me out! 682 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,360 I'm just not ready for that kind of responsibility yet. 683 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,360 You're 237 years old! When do you think you'll be ready? 684 00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:37,360 Look, it's a caretaker role, that's all. Everything's set up. 685 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:41,520 All you've got to do is keep the plates spinning. We are supposed to set up a relationship 686 00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:45,280 with the next Chief Constable, since you tore the last one's throat out. 687 00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:49,160 Maybe there's no need. Everyone's clean now. You said yourself. 688 00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:53,400 Until someone goes bananas and attacks a bunch of Cub Scouts! So set up a new partnership! 689 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:56,800 I mean, Christ, you've arm-wrestled Colonel Gaddafi, you can handle 690 00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,840 the Chief Constable for Bristol and District. Mitchell! 691 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:05,600 At the moment I'm keeping my excesses in check 692 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,240 as a favour to you, and because it amuses me. 693 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:10,600 But, erm... 694 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:14,960 you have no idea of the effort that entails. 695 00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:18,080 Now I can't lead, not even by example. 696 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:22,680 I'm just one step away from wiping out an entire branch of Argos. 697 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:26,880 Then this will be ideal, it'd give you something to focus on. This is the problem with vampires. 698 00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,360 Too much fuckin' introspection! 699 00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,880 Jesus! Mitchell. 700 00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:37,160 You're gonna have to find someone else, mate. 701 00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,840 Ivan, I've met someone. 702 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,560 I can't be with her and be part of this. 703 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,280 I know it's a big ask, 704 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:56,160 I know it's a huge favour, but I can't... 705 00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,720 She's my way out of this chaos. This could be my last chance. 706 00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:02,120 And if I get... 707 00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,160 Oh, forget it! It doesn't matter. 708 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,320 You should have said it was about love. 709 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,280 I get it now. 710 00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:21,080 We all lead long and appalling lives. 711 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:25,280 But I have my Daisy. 712 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:33,600 Everyone deserves a Daisy. 713 00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,120 So... 714 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:48,920 ..after you. 715 00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:04,400 Hey guys, thanks for coming. 716 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:05,920 Let's, er...gather round. 717 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,200 I just think we need to wait a few more minutes. 718 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:15,080 I've waited long enough. This is the will of the Lord. 719 00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,000 I am prepared to carry it out. 720 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,120 Are you? 721 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:27,280 Professor, you need to say the words. 722 00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,800 Do it. 723 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:47,120 I'm sorry for keeping you in suspense like this. 724 00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:50,280 I'm sure you're all wondering why I brought you here tonight. 725 00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:53,360 Erm... 726 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,040 I've made a decision. 727 00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:56,840 MOBILE RINGS 728 00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,360 'It's time.' 729 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,600 This has been a really... 730 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:12,600 a really interesting journey but tonight marks... 731 00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,880 The end of the journey for me. 732 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,720 I'll be leaving you in capable hands of... Get down! 733 00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,280 And the deed is done. 734 00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:48,640 Shall we pray? 735 00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:18,480 I renounce Satan and all his evil works and all his empty promises. 736 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,160 Amen. Amen. 737 00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,600 You don't have a cure. 738 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:49,360 There isn't a cure. 739 00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:52,000 Are you OK? What did you say? 740 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,440 What's wrong with you? HE ROARS 741 00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,200 You just want to be set free, don't you? 742 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:09,200 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 743 00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:12,240 E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk