1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,280 I'm Chief Constable. Stick with repeat offenders. It's win-win. 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:08,480 You've put the system back in place, haven't you? 3 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,760 This is just the short term. 4 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,480 And the long term? I'm going to help them get off blood. 5 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:18,360 With the support of this new group, I'll be able to keep going. 6 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:21,240 Stay on the straight and narrow. Stay dry. 7 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:22,280 Is she yours? 8 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:23,920 Molly. Just turned seven. 9 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,120 GEORGE: There's no reason for me not to live a long, 10 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:31,160 normal, full life the rest of the time, and that's what I'm going to do. 11 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:34,680 I took a very big chance employing you. 12 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:40,960 You tell anybody about this, and I'll finish off the fucking job. 13 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:50,040 Contains some strong language and scenes that some viewers may find upsetting from the start. 14 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,400 Contains some scenes of a sexual nature. 15 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,640 # Shiny, shiny 16 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,720 # Shiny boots of leather 17 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:07,560 # Whiplash girl-child in the dark 18 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:11,600 # Comes in bells 19 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,560 # Your servant, don't forsake him 20 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:18,440 # Strike, dear mistress And cure his heart... # 21 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:29,200 (FLUSHING) 22 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:37,160 Oh, f... 23 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:40,360 Morning, soldier. 24 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,680 Where are we? London. 25 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:45,120 How did we end up here? 26 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:50,600 What, you don't remember the party, the four-hour drive, the...the girls? 27 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:54,920 Yeah, come on, let's get out of here. 28 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,280 We can't leave the place looking like this. 29 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:00,160 Don't we have people to take care of this kind of thing, no? 30 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:04,000 Yeah, back in Bristol, sure. What, there's no vampires in London? 31 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,440 Yeah, but their head guy and I, we don't... 32 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,720 I sort of killed his mum. 33 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:14,320 Anyway, look, there's bound to be a bucket and some Fairy Liquid 34 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:17,080 under the sink there. Do what you can. 35 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,480 You want me to do it? Yeah, I've got to find the car. 36 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:23,240 I've a vague recollection of parking it on a bridge. 37 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,320 I'll meet you out front in an hour. 38 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,640 All right. 39 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,080 (DOOR OPENS) 40 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,560 I forgot my keys. 41 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:47,800 OK? 42 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:51,640 Yeah, just...I thought you'd gone. 43 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:54,600 A-ha. Get mopping. 44 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,960 # Woke up this morning feeling fine 45 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:11,640 # There's something special on my mind 46 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:16,080 # Last night I met a new girl in the neighbourhood 47 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,800 # Whoa, yeah 48 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:22,880 # Something tells me I'm into something good 49 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,720 # Something tells me I'm into something 50 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:29,560 # She's the kind of girl who's not too shy 51 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:33,320 # And I can tell I'm her kind of guy 52 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:37,000 # She danced close to me like I hoped she would 53 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,680 # She danced with me like I hoped she would 54 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:44,520 # Something tells me I'm into something good 55 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,480 # Something tells me I'm into something 56 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,920 # We only danced for a minute or two 57 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:54,080 # But then she stuck close to me the whole night through 58 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,560 # Ah... 59 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,560 # Can I be falling in love? 60 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:00,880 # She's everything I've been dreaming of 61 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,480 # She's everything I've been dreaming of 62 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:07,720 # I walked her home and she held my hand 63 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:11,480 # I knew it couldn't be just a one-night stand 64 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:15,800 # So I asked to see her next week and she told me I could 65 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,960 # I asked to see her and she told me I could 66 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,840 # Something tells me... # 67 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,320 If I take my hand away, are you going to scream? 68 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,560 I don't care about the milk. Keep it. 69 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:46,600 You just keep your mouth shut, and I'll be gone before you know it. 70 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,560 Is there another way out of here? What have you done? 71 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:52,080 Is there another way out of here? 72 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:55,720 You mean like a secret tunnel that connects to the sewage system? 73 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:56,920 Yeah. 74 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,000 No. 75 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,480 (BANGING ON DOOR) 76 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:06,520 Are you going to cause me a problem? That depends. Are you going to hurt me? 77 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:11,240 Right now I'd say it's about 50-50. 78 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:14,600 I'm sorry to bother you, miss. We've had an incident in the flat upstairs. 79 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,320 Have you seen anybody suspicious hanging around? 80 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:21,080 Uh...no, I haven't seen anything. 81 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:22,840 Is someone hurt? 82 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:27,520 It's a murder hunt, madam. I'd stay inside where it's safe, if I were you. 83 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,160 You're a killer. Take that off. 84 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,760 Why? 85 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,960 Because I'm the one giving the orders. Now, take it off. 86 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,400 What happens now? 87 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:49,840 We wait. 88 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,320 (BARKING) MAN: Police! 89 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:01,000 Do you have any idea what time it is? Open this door! 90 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,920 Excuse me, what the hell's going on? 91 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,280 Mitchell! George, what's going on? 92 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,600 Mitchell! You! Get up! 93 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,480 It's the library books, isn't it? This way, sir. 94 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,320 No, no, no, this is harassment. 95 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:23,200 Whatever you're doing, whatever your reasons, this is harassment. 96 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,960 Call his solicitor! Guys, just leave it, it doesn't matter. 97 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,440 Shut up and get in! 98 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,280 What's he done? 99 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,360 How far back do you want to go? 100 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,760 Out! I said, get out! 101 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:54,160 I don't want to tell anyone their job, but shouldn't we do the whole 102 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:59,000 "book me in, explain my rights, charge me" thing before we head to the cells, no? 103 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,160 Should've guessed. 104 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,560 Douglas Drakefield. 105 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:13,480 Arrested in 2005 for flashing, but he's got a good lawyer, so no conviction. 106 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:19,280 Kiddie porn on the hard drive, April 2006. Again, no conviction. 107 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:25,880 November 2006, assault on a minor. He gets two years - serves 18 months. 108 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,280 And then this afternoon we find him parked outside a primary school 109 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,680 with a length of rope in the boot of his car. 110 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,280 And this involves me how, exactly? 111 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,320 Well, it's time for affirmative action. 112 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:38,800 I want this animal sent kicking and screaming to hell, 113 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,640 and you're the man to do it. 114 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:45,840 So...get in there, vamp up, vamp out, whatever it is you do, 115 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:49,120 and...rip this fucker to shreds. 116 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,920 You brought me here to kill for you? 117 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:55,280 I've got a line of guys back there begging for the opportunity. 118 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:58,160 I figured you might enjoy this. 119 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:01,240 To be honest, I was... I was half expecting a thank-you. 120 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,360 Well, you figured wrong. 121 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,240 I'm clean now. 122 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:09,720 And what's that supposed to mean? I don't kill any more. 123 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,400 But you're a vampire. 124 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,200 Is that even possible? 125 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,120 With the right conditions, yeah, it is. 126 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:25,040 And they chose a toothless fucker like you as a leader. 127 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:28,640 Well, if that isn't politics all over. 128 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:31,800 I'm sorry I couldn't be of more assistance. 129 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:45,240 Annie, We Know Best or Pony Pleasures? 130 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,120 Let me see. 131 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:52,720 Well, so these are either for a child 132 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:55,520 or an adult with parking privileges. 133 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:58,520 A child. Sam's daughter, Molly. I didn't know Sam had a kid. 134 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,120 Well, does it make a difference?! 135 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:04,080 Well, no, not to me, but it might do to you. 136 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,720 It's quite a responsibility, no? 137 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,560 Mornin'. 138 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:10,200 Hey, are you OK? Yeah, why wouldn't I be? 139 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:13,880 Er, well, I don't know, maybe the storm troopers dragging you out of bed 140 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,440 in the middle of the night? Ah, mistaken identity. 141 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:19,680 Did you know Sam had a daughter? Er, don't change the subject. 142 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:21,320 It figures. 143 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:24,440 What do you mean? What figures about Sam having a daughter? 144 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,240 I didn't mean anything by it. 145 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,280 You must have, or you wouldn't have said it. 146 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:31,800 Well, just the way you guys are together. Single mothers, dude. 147 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:35,080 The fact that there is momentum to our relationship 148 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,880 is testament to her extraordinary qualities. 149 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:44,680 What? 150 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:47,080 He's obviously still in love with Nina. 151 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:51,520 This whole Sam thing is textbook rebound. It's for you. 152 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,640 Ooh, how exciting! 153 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,600 Junk mail. 154 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,800 I might be dead, but I'm still on the database. 155 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:34,320 Oh! Hello, little lady. 156 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,000 You must be Molly. 157 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,960 You've got dog breath. 158 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,960 I have something for you. 159 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,680 Ponies?! I'm seven - not three and a half. 160 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:49,280 Ah, which is why I got you this one instead. 161 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:50,840 A free make-up kit? 162 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:53,680 Why don't you just put me on the game and be done with it(?) 163 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,800 (Molly!) 164 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:59,880 (LAUGHS) George. 165 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,880 Come on in, we're nearly ready. 166 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:05,840 Oh... Sorry. 167 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:06,920 Hello! 168 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,920 Wow, you have a cleaner. 169 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,480 That's my grandma. 170 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,320 Hello, Mrs Danson, it's lovely to meet you. 171 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,960 Mum, you could at least pretend not to stare. 172 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:23,320 So she, um, she stayed over last night, did she? 173 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,440 She stays over every night. 174 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:29,400 Me and Molly have the bedroom, and she sleeps through there. 175 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,520 Oh! Well, that's, um... 176 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:36,080 well, three generations of women, all living under the same... 177 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,160 damp patch. 178 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:41,680 Um, have a seat - I'll just be a minute. 179 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:45,240 (HE MUTTERS) 180 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,160 My dad used to sit there. 181 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,000 Sorry, sorry. 182 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,040 That's where the cat sits. 183 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,040 You can sit on the bin if you like. 184 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:04,160 What's your cat's name, Molly? 185 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,840 Molly. 186 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,960 Your cat's called Molly and you're called...Molly? 187 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:12,880 My dad really liked the name. Do you like cats? 188 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:17,560 Yeah. I couldn't eat a whole one, though! 189 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:20,600 Who am I kidding? Of course I could. 190 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:27,040 Oi! You! Are you going to let me in? 191 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:31,320 Yeah, you. Big hair, Bambi eyes, sitting on the chair. 192 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,760 Can you see me? 193 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,360 Can you see me? 194 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,640 Sort of. 195 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,160 This is nice. 196 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,840 It doesn't smell as bad as I thought it was going to. 197 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,400 You're a...you're a ghost. 198 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,680 And, erm... Say hello. 199 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,680 And this is a very small ghost! 200 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,640 Sykes told me about you. Did he? 201 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,680 Yeah. He's told everybody - you're a celebrity. 202 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,080 No, I'm not, really I'm not. 203 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,080 But you've resisted death, like, three times. 204 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,120 Four. Technically, four... 205 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:15,640 Oh, my God, I've been so dying to meet you. Oh, stop. I'm blushing! 206 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:16,960 Oh, OK. 207 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:20,960 Oh...good. Er, right, so how long have you two been...? 208 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,680 Erm, about a year. Leaky boiler. 209 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:28,200 Me and the little 'un went to sleep and didn't wake up again, did we? 210 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,560 So will he stay, like, a baby for ever? 211 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,480 Well, until we cross over. 212 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,440 The landlord's in court next month. 213 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,920 So if he gets sent down, then we're out of here. 214 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,760 God knows what then, though. They must have some kind of system, 215 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,840 mustn't they, for ghost babies, like a creche? 216 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,960 Probably. 217 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,160 Hey! You seem like a responsible kind of girl - 218 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:51,600 got your own place, no criminal convictions. We can trust you? Oh, no! No way... 219 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,840 Please. I've met a dead fireman. I don't want to scare him off on a first date. 220 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,360 I'm really clumsy and I'll... 221 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,760 I'll just drop it! It doesn't matter, he's already... 222 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:03,640 Look, please, there's literally no-one else I can ask. There you go. 223 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,160 OK. Shh. 224 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:09,120 Erm, two hours, but that's it... 225 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,320 Cross my heart and hope to, erm, whatever. 226 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:14,360 He's good as gold, honestly - he won't be a problem. 227 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,800 And, erm, normal rules apply. 228 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,320 Keep him clean, happy, and, ooh, where's your thermostat? 229 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,360 Over there. 230 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,720 Cos you know how with human babies you have to keep 'em warm? 231 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,720 Uh-huh. Not ghost babies. 232 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:26,480 The colder the better. Bye-bye! 233 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,480 Are you looking for anything in particular? 234 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,960 Nah, just still getting my head around it all. 235 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,080 Do you want a brew? The kettle's on. 236 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,680 No, I'm fine. I think I'm done here, anyway. 237 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,920 Everything all right? 238 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,360 OK. I'll see you later, yeah? 239 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,600 I've been dreaming about my ex. 240 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:05,560 I tried to recruit her, but no-one had shown me how, so she...she just died. 241 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,840 I haven't thought about her in 15 years. 242 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:14,960 And there was all this stuff I'd forgotten. 243 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:20,680 You know, this...this little scar from when she fell off a swing. 244 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,760 Her accent. 245 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:25,040 And sometimes... It's fine. 246 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,280 This is normal. It's part of the process. 247 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,800 I don't know where it's come from. 248 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,400 It's terrifying. It's like I'm being chased. 249 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,200 Campbell, you've got to stick it out. It happens. 250 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,120 It'll keep happening, but then it stops. 251 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:41,400 This happened to you, too? Yeah. In glorious technicolour. 252 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,440 How much longer?! 253 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:44,960 Just coming. 254 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,680 Thank you. 255 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,320 Get in there. 256 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,720 Why did you do it? 257 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,560 You must have had a motive. 258 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,880 No-one kills without a motive. 259 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,160 You didn't even know those girls, did you? 260 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,840 I didn't need to know them. 261 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:20,400 They were in a bar, they were up for a party and now they're dead. 262 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,600 Tomorrow I won't even remember what they looked like. 263 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,160 I don't believe you. 264 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:30,000 Even if you said you enjoyed it, it would make more sense. 265 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,640 You're an only child? 266 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,360 Does it make a difference to anything? 267 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,040 Not really. 268 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,600 I was an only child. 269 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,920 I'm sure your parents are proud of the way you've turned out. 270 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:58,160 My parents have been dead a very long time. 271 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,600 Did you kill them as well? 272 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,080 Why would I want to kill my own parents? 273 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,640 So how many people have you killed? 274 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,880 Don't know. It's hard to say. 275 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,920 More than a hundred, less than a thousand. 276 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,440 Hey. 277 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,680 Look at you! 278 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,000 You look like death. 279 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,880 Thank you. Erm, a week of nights. 280 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,560 Now I'm going to go home, eat proper food 281 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,720 and lie in bed for two days listening to road works. 282 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,320 Live the dream. 283 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:32,400 But seriously, if you're too tired for tomorrow night... 284 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,520 No, no, no, no. You can't back out now. 285 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,560 I've already downloaded Nigella. 286 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:37,840 You don't need to do that. 287 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,160 I want to make an effort. I'm going to impress you. 288 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,960 Do you know what? Bake it, boil it, 289 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,280 hydrate it, whatever you want to do, I'm cool with that. 290 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,880 Do you want me to bring anything? 291 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:50,880 Em...a sense of humour. All right. 292 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,520 Erm, I'll see you tomorrow - 8 o'clock? 293 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,560 Brilliant. See you then. 294 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:05,680 An interesting mating ritual, as seen throughout the animal kingdom. 295 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:10,320 The male flaps and fusses, seeking attention, the female refuses, 296 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:14,600 until eventually the male flaps hard enough and the female succumbs. 297 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,880 This one doesn't end in mating. 298 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,640 I think you underestimate the allure of the devil. 299 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,880 I signed on to this to study the genetics of evil. 300 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:27,400 Since when did assassinating vampires become part of the brief? 301 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:31,680 The brief is to combat evil in whatever shape we find it. 302 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,880 If he's clean, as he says he is, 303 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,200 then what's the urgency to deal with it? 304 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,640 We have a duty to future generations... 305 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:44,160 ..as well as to those already lost. 306 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,640 No remorse? 307 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:53,160 And does this make it easier to do it? 308 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,440 This - what is it? - this role you play? 309 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,400 Oh, why couldn't I have taken a mute hostage?! 310 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,120 That was my last question. 311 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:08,080 Yeah. It makes it easier, OK? So it's an act. You said no more questions. 312 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,600 That wasn't a question. Why are you being like this? 313 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,280 Oh, so you can ask questions. 314 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,400 You're a funny little thing, you know that? 315 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,440 I'm not scared of you. Maybe that's why I'm being like this. 316 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,080 At least, not as scared as I probably should be. 317 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,840 Yeah. 318 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,800 You should be terrified. 319 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:28,320 I should be married to David Bowie. You should be begging for fucking mercy. 320 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,520 Is that what they did? Look, whatever your name is... 321 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,560 You want me to tell you my name? I want you to shut up. 322 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,480 I can tell you my name. Shut up! 323 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,120 I still don't understand why you do it. 324 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,040 It's complicated. Take your time. 325 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,640 I'm tied to a bookshelf. Seriously, do you never stop? 326 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,000 Do you know what else I think? 327 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,920 No-one's even asked you this before. 328 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,520 I had to kill them, OK?! 329 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,640 I didn't have a choice! 330 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,600 That's the first thing you've said I actually believe. 331 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,520 You have to kill them... 332 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,760 ..but you don't really want to. 333 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,880 Bye! 334 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,720 Well, I've made some lousy first impressions in my time, 335 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,000 but that, that's up there with the best of the worst. 336 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,840 Trust me, you did brilliantly. 337 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:41,960 The last boyfriend I introduced her to, she bit! 338 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,320 You never mentioned your mum lived with you. 339 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,120 Ah... Technically we live with her. 340 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,840 When we got kicked out of our last place she put us up for a few weeks. 341 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,320 That was six months ago. 342 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:57,000 Well, can't you get somewhere else? 343 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,120 I can find loads of flats. I just can't afford any of them right now. 344 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,320 (SIGHS) 345 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,720 So now you know it all. 346 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:08,240 Single mother, penniless, lives with her mum, 347 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,240 can't hold down a relationship. 348 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,280 I'm just going to turn my back now for three seconds, 349 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,520 to give you the opportunity to run for the hills. 350 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,960 One...two...three. 351 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,520 You bastard! 352 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:32,320 However crap a prospect you think you may be, 353 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:36,080 I am far, far crapper. 354 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,680 I couldn't even hold down a job at that shitty awful language school! 355 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,680 Oh, no, no, no, the department you work in is infinitely... 356 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,760 I'm beginning to see what you mean! 357 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:51,400 (BABY WAILS) Hello, Annie. 358 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,480 What the f... What is that?! 359 00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:00,040 A baby. It's one of mine. How long have I been gone?! 360 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:03,560 No, I mean...a ghost. I'm baby-sitting... 361 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:07,640 Oh, and I can't find the off button! 362 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,920 Please just take him. 363 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:14,120 Oi, oi, oi! Hello, Mr Potato Face! 364 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,800 (BABY GURGLES) Eeh... 365 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,360 What did you do? 366 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,880 Nothing. 367 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,160 I just smiled at him. 368 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,640 He's a cute little thing, isn't he? Here he goes! 369 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,440 He's a bit cold. 370 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,040 What's his name? 371 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,200 What are babies usually called? 372 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,360 Tim? Brian? 373 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:39,320 Annie, I'm going to ask a very serious question, and I'd like a serious answer. 374 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,920 Did you steal this baby out of a supermarket trolley? 375 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,440 Of course I did not! 376 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,560 No, I'm doing someone a favour. 377 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,880 Trust me, a baby's the last thing I want. 378 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,520 I thought all women got broody. 379 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,960 Well, maybe I'm different. 380 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,840 This was on my "to do" list. 381 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,960 With the tranquillisers and the cage and stuff? 382 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,200 No. My old "to do" list. 383 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,400 A job, a wife and a house full of children. 384 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,400 Well, you can still have all that, can't you? 385 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,120 Other people get to do that. 386 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:15,160 We're not other people any more. 387 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,600 What are you making? 388 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,160 Let's call it a last supper. 389 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,400 One of the few things I like about you is you don't call supper "tea". 390 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,640 There are many things I hate in this modern world - 391 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,920 secularism, showbiz news... 392 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:35,680 But "tea"...is barbaric. 393 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:44,200 I could have a team of men waiting. I know what I'm doing. 394 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,160 (EXHALES) 395 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,640 Then, at least...accept this. 396 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:56,360 It was cut from a church pew in the late 13th century. 397 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,840 It saved the lives of Father Ashby 398 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,560 and a dozen priests who worked with him. 399 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,040 Please. 400 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,080 Be careful. 401 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,200 There is an attraction there. 402 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:21,400 It could make him volatile, unpredictable. 403 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,160 It makes him vulnerable. 404 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,800 Help me. He's in my flat. 405 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,080 That's him. 406 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,880 What took you so long? 407 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,400 I had to get a uniform just to make it through the front door. 408 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,920 What do you reckon, eh? I could walk into Buckingham Palace in this! 409 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,640 Still using a granny knot, Mitchell? How many times have I told you? 410 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,560 Use a reef! 411 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,520 What's he like?! 412 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,920 (BABY GURGLES) Handsome little bugger, isn't he? 413 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,880 Have you ever wanted children? 414 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,920 I've thought about it. 415 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,920 You know, back when I was... 416 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,920 I dunno, you've got to be with the right person, don't you? 417 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,000 And not dead. 418 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,960 Yeah, that helps. 419 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:46,240 And does it bother you now? A lifetime without kids. 420 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,280 A very long lifetime without kids. 421 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,040 Does it bother you? 422 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,240 Here, look, he likes this. 423 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,760 Hello, my name is George. 424 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,200 Yes, that's my name. 425 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,000 My name is George and... 426 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,360 That's funny. Yeah, that's... that's really funny. 427 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,840 (GIGGLES) 428 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:13,840 I'm going to take him for a walk. He likes scaring the ducks. 429 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,920 We're going to scare some ducks! 430 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,560 Hey, The Real Hustle's on later. 431 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,320 We could split a pizza, make a night of it. 432 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,920 Oh, I'd love to, but I'm having dinner with Lucy at her place. 433 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,960 Ah. Sounds promising. Yeah... 434 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,320 I think we might finally be getting somewhere. 435 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,080 Good things come to those who wait. 436 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,760 Oh, whereas Sam and I are rushing things. Is that what you were saying? 437 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,720 Actually, no, I wasn't. 438 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,440 But if you want that conversation, then, yeah, I think you need to slow down. 439 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,560 Why? So I can miss out again? 440 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:46,040 No! This may be my only opportunity for a normal, happy family life. 441 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:49,560 George, there'll be other girls. Other Ninas, maybe. 442 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,600 No. Nina was the opposite of what I needed. 443 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,800 You mean somebody you loved? Well, who's to say I don't love Sam? 444 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,800 Well, do you? 445 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,880 I care a great deal for her. 446 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,880 You "care a great deal for her"! 447 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,000 Wow. Yeah, they should really put that in a Valentine's card. 448 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,760 George, you may want a normal family life 449 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,680 but, whether you like it or not, you'll never be a normal family man. 450 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,600 You need somebody who gets you, the real you. 451 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:16,760 Ooh, and Lucy gets you, does she? She accepts you for what you are? 452 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,800 Maybe someday I'll tell her the truth. 453 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,880 Then you're an idiot. Relationships have secrets. 454 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,440 No-one can know every square inch of somebody else's soul 455 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,760 but it doesn't mean they're doomed to fail. No, you're wrong. 456 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,840 I had someone like that. Someone who knew everything about me. 457 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,520 Yes, but that was 40 years ago. 458 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,400 Who's your friend? 459 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,680 Herrick. 460 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:46,240 He's like me, only...more so. 461 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,040 Mitchell, can you do me a favour? 462 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,600 What? Don't use my name. 463 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,560 Can you do it? 464 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,040 Do what? 465 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,600 Kill me. 466 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,520 That's how this ends. 467 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,520 Can you do it? 468 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,400 Not him. He's... 469 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,320 I'd prefer you to do it, if you can. 470 00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:17,880 Mitchell, wait. 471 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,160 Please. 472 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,760 This is between us. 473 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,960 It'll never leave this room. 474 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,280 I know you're not like him. 475 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,800 You want this to end. 476 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,960 You have to feed the monster. 477 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,720 It's like keeping a ball in the air. If it drops... 478 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,480 You have to feed it, because otherwise... 479 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,760 this panic creeps in. 480 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,680 And it's not withdrawal. 481 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,880 It's terror. 482 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,720 You start seeing their faces again. 483 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,400 You think you've forgotten them, but they come back. 484 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,680 The smell of their hair... 485 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,480 the taste on their lips... 486 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,400 the last thing they said. 487 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:12,840 The only way to stop is to kill again. 488 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,800 You see, it's not an addiction. 489 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,040 It's cowardice. 490 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:23,800 It's not being able to face the alternative. 491 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,640 Have you ever tried to stop? 492 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,560 Would you like to try again? 493 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,600 What are you like with heights? Forget about it, mate, I'm not jumping. 494 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,840 There's nothing else for it, then, I'll have to take you out the front door. 495 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,200 Well, I've gotta make it look good, ain't I? 496 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,640 You are loving that uniform, aren't you? 497 00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,720 Er... Oh, now, what about that girl? 498 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,600 Oh, she's cool, she won't say anything. 499 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,640 Well, if you don't have the stomach for it... 500 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,480 Herrick, Herrick, it's fine. She's cool. Seriously. 501 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,960 I have it sorted. 502 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 503 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,840 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry... 504 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,920 I went to your flat but your mum said you'd left already. 505 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,200 Here. 506 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,480 I made it myself. Cheese and pickle sandwiches, no crusts, 507 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,880 two pieces of fruit and a juice carton. 508 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:27,080 I had the exact same lunch every day for seven years. 509 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,640 What do we say, Molly? 510 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,160 I have school dinners. 511 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,960 That was very sweet of you. 512 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,320 Eventually she'll love me. 513 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,760 It may take a hundred years, but...I'll get there. 514 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,280 Only took me a couple of weeks. 515 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,920 Ooh. I'm a big fan of cheese and pickle, too. 516 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,240 (BABY CRYING) Mummy will be back in just a minute, 517 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,480 so just chill out. 518 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:05,200 If you stop crying I'll give you... £5. 519 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,760 OK, I'll give you £10. 520 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,840 Just tell me what you want. 521 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:13,200 And the baby bear said, "Someone's been sitting in my chair, 522 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,200 "and they've broken it!" I know! 523 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,360 No? I don't really know any other stories. 524 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:23,800 Well, except...there is that one about...about a woman 525 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:28,520 and she's...she's driving down a quiet country lane, alone, 526 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,560 and she picks up this hitchhiker... 527 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:36,560 She noticed that his bag was still there, on the passenger seat. 528 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:40,680 So she reached over, opened the bag, 529 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,680 and there...inside 530 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:47,280 was her twin sister's head. 531 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,720 (BABY GURGLES) 532 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,600 Of course. 533 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:55,200 Of course. You like the ghost stories. 534 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,400 OK, I'm just going to blurt this out. It's probably easier that way. 535 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,800 Normally I'd drop hints, try and gauge a reaction. 536 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,640 That was old George. Old George had a few problems on that score. 537 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,360 New George doesn't. New George makes decisions. 538 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,840 You know, speaks his mind, grabs life by the nuts, blurts things out. 539 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,640 Well, I haven't noticed much blurting yet, new George. 540 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,960 (LAUGHS) Yeah, you're right, I'm doing it again. 541 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,760 OK... 542 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:28,080 I'm going to ask Sam and Molly to move in with me. 543 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,320 Here? 544 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,320 They're in a shitty little flat with Sam's mum. 545 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,840 It may just be temporary, it may be a little longer. 546 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,280 I just wanted to, er... sound you guys out on it. 547 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,680 Well, where will they sleep? 548 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:43,320 Well, erm... Sam will be in with, er... 549 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:47,520 with me, obviously, and...Molly can have... 550 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,160 The cage? 551 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,760 No, not the cage! Forget the cage. 552 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,920 The cage will obviously have to go! Molly can have my room. 553 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,880 Thank you, Annie. That's incredibly... 554 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,160 generous. 555 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,360 Are you sure? Yeah. 556 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,400 Yeah, Tim and I can make do down here. 557 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,000 Er, Tim? 558 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,600 My baby. Annie, it's not your baby. 559 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,720 Well, the mother's gone AWOL. 560 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,360 And... Shh-shh. 561 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,080 ..if she doesn't come back, I'm adopting him. 562 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:19,720 Right. OK, that's a bit weird. But thank you. Mitchell? 563 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,920 No. 564 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,200 No? No. 565 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,920 Not in a million fucking years. 566 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,600 George, get a grip. This woman is wrong for you. 567 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:28,840 We love each other. 568 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,000 No, you feel sorry for each other. You've known her, what, two weeks? 569 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,080 I'm sorry, but do the words "rushing in" not leap into anyone else's head here? 570 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:39,520 And you! I'm surprised at you, indulging him in this insanity! 571 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,720 It... It's not insanity, it's positive! 572 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:46,960 This was meant to be a family home. It'll be a lovely atmosphere for my baby. 573 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,000 Oh, that's it. You're all crazy! 574 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,160 No, it's different for you. I'm going to grow old, you're going to stay the same. 575 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:58,040 That's why I want change and you want everything to stay the way it is. Sorry. They're not moving in. 576 00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,960 And the same goes for Casper over here. 577 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:03,680 If you guys want to play happy families then go for it, but not under my roof. 578 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,760 Well! Come on, Tim. 579 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,720 We know where we're not welcome. 580 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,240 Yeah? 581 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,560 Thanks, mate. 582 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:33,480 What are you doing? 583 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,480 Well, you heard him. 584 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,240 You can't just go. 585 00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:40,400 I want Sam to be a part of my life. 586 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:44,440 If that means losing a friend then that is what I have to do. 587 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,840 # Next time, baby, I'll be 588 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,320 # Bulletproof 589 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,560 # I said next time, baby, I'll be... # 590 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,760 Ahh. He loves that song. 591 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,280 Where have you been?! 592 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,040 Oh, the dead-fireman date thing went really well. 593 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,480 We ended up hitching a ride on a fire engine, sirens blazing, the whole shebang. 594 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,800 You've been gone for a day and a half! I said I was sorry, didn't I? 595 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,080 Actually, no. No, you didn't. 596 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,200 Well, I am. Come to Mummy... 597 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,600 Why are you doing this? Yesterday you wanted to abandon him. 598 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,160 And today I want him back. That's motherhood. 599 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,280 How do I know you're going to look after Tim properly? 600 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,680 Who the hell is Tim? 601 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:49,280 Your baby! Listen, honey, I think it's really sweet that you and Rufus have bonded, 602 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,000 but he is my son and I am taking him back. 603 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,840 I'd like to see you try. 604 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:57,840 Yeah. There you are. 605 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,400 Well, you're not the only one who can do that. 606 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:05,360 Yeah, you kind of have to be biologically linked to pull that one off. 607 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,920 Bye, then! 608 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,760 (LAUGHS) Worth a try. 609 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,760 Oh... 610 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,880 He really likes it when you blow on his tummy. (BLOWS NOISILY) 611 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,920 What with being his mum, I know that stuff. 612 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,920 Course you do, yes. Thank you, Annie. 613 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:37,840 I know I'm a crap mum, but I'm the best he's got. But we'll see you around. 614 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,440 What's it like? 615 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,480 You know, having one of your own. 616 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,880 Exhausting. Terrifying. Expensive. 617 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,960 But, um, it's worth it, all the same. 618 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,200 I've left it too late, haven't I? 619 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,400 You weren't to know. 620 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,920 George. I think I just moved out of my house. 621 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,200 Why? Because I want to be with you. 622 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,360 But not here, not there, but somewhere. Somewhere that's ours. 623 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,120 With a shop nearby. And a bakery. 624 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,760 But not like baking you get in the petrol station, proper baking like pies and buns. 625 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,840 Whoa, George, slow down... You need to move, I need to move. 626 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:54,040 Give me one valid reason why we shouldn't do it. Money? 627 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,280 Two. Give me two valid reasons. 628 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,240 We hardly know each other? 629 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:01,240 No? OK, my mother's maiden name is Herrod, 630 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,080 my Internet password is "password1", 631 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,920 I'm indifferent about all competitive sports, and I prefer lager to beer. 632 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,440 I don't understand fishing. What is fishing? 633 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:10,720 I'm scared of cancer, 634 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:14,040 I voice hypocritical objections to drive-through takeaways, 635 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,600 and I lost my virginity on a canal boat in Tring. 636 00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:18,880 Favourite colour? 637 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,680 That would be gamboge. It's kind of orangey-brown. 638 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:25,400 I know you think this is moving too fast for any sane person to deal with, 639 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:31,760 but I am sick of moving slowly through life. So let's do it. You, me, Molly. 640 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,880 A family. 641 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,520 This is...very sudden. 642 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:47,320 Yeah. Yeah, I've rushed it, I've rushed... 643 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:51,880 I've rushed it, I've blurted it out, I've... I've ruined it. No. Not ruined... 644 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,400 I just... 645 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,960 I need some time to think... 646 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,880 ..and talk to Molly, see what she wants. 647 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,280 Yeah, of course you do. 648 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,320 Course you do. 649 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,840 I should go. 650 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,680 Your, um... Your mum probably wants to sleep. 651 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,320 She's out. 652 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:22,400 She spends a few nights of the week at her sister's. 653 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:27,720 You can stay over...if you want. 654 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,320 Yeah. 655 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:41,360 CHIEF CONSTABLE WILSON: Hope you don't mind, I let myself in. 656 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:45,160 The other day I gave you the opportunity to do something good and just, 657 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,600 but you refused. 658 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,280 That hurt. 659 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,800 Luckily, I'm a benevolent and forgiving kind of guy, 660 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,720 so I've decided to give you a second chance. 661 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:56,360 Another go at your kiddie fiddler, is it? 662 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,640 Released on bail two hours ago. 663 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:04,240 He should be home by now, watching Tracy Beaker with a box of tissues. 664 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,680 I thought you could pay him a visit. 665 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,880 Being your private lynch mob was never part of the deal. 666 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,600 You know, I don't think you understand the nature of our relationship. 667 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,960 When I say "jump", you ask how high. 668 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,360 Because if you don't, you see, well, we step back. 669 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,280 We let you kill, and we investigate. 670 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,000 And we round you all up 671 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,440 and burn every last one of you. 672 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:30,080 And the whole world will know what you are, and who stopped you. 673 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,720 You ever read any Lewis Carroll? No. 674 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,800 It's this childish world, 675 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:43,600 this...topsy-turvy world, where up is down and animals talk. 676 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,680 It's bonkers. I love it! 677 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,920 And it's a lot like being a vampire. 678 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:53,320 See, we've gone through the looking glass, Mitchell. 679 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:59,600 And all those...all those qualities we had when we were human - 680 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:02,080 mercy, for example. 681 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,880 Such a commendable quality in a man, 682 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,560 such an indulgence now. 683 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,840 I'm going to tell you a secret, 684 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,800 but I think you already know it. 685 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:20,040 Becoming a vampire doesn't change your personality. 686 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,320 That's just a little lie we tell the newcomers 687 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,520 to help them through their first few kills. 688 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,600 "Oh, what's happening to me?!" Munch, munch. 689 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,320 It doesn't change the personality. 690 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,640 It liberates it. 691 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,640 A vampire... 692 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,560 is the only truly free man. 693 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:47,040 All his darkness, all his excesses, they can run amok. 694 00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,520 He wants a girl, take 20. 695 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:54,560 He wants a boy, go ahead, just give the place a bit of a hose-down after. 696 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,240 The world is his. 697 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:59,360 The only limit... 698 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,600 is his imagination. 699 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,760 D'you remember when we met? 700 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,560 That forest in France? 701 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,680 D'you remember our deal? 702 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,400 Yeah. 703 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,680 You said if...if, er... 704 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,120 I let you take me, then you'd save my men. 705 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,880 Why did I do that? 706 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,800 Have you ever wondered? No. 707 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,760 I haven't. 708 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,920 Because I could see in you... 709 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,760 ..a great man. 710 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,240 A terrible man. 711 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:37,600 An orphan maker. 712 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,400 A breaker of hearts. 713 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:44,080 Now, these...people, 714 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:48,640 these children of Darwin, they'll tell you that you're wrong, 715 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,600 that you're a monster. 716 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,840 Because they're jealous. 717 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,480 Because they're in chains. 718 00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,680 Now, that... 719 00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,440 little scratch of conscience... 720 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,240 ..that's a lie. 721 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,720 That's not...who you are. 722 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,280 Now. 723 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,760 Go and kill... 724 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,080 that...girl. 725 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,480 Are you someone's dad, then? 726 00:43:56,320 --> 00:44:00,080 Afterwards, call me an ambulance, 727 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,320 put the door on the latch. 728 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,960 Every time I think I've beaten it. 729 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:10,600 But it's sleeping, that's all. It doesn't die, it doesn't stop. 730 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,200 It's in my bones. 731 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:16,960 I am going to get help. I've made up my mind. 732 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,840 This has been like a sign. 733 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,640 No, this time I am going to get well... Shut up. 734 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:27,400 Time was, I would've killed someone like you in a heartbeat. 735 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,280 But not any more. 736 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,960 I have to lead by example now. 737 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:39,400 That's good, isn't it? Tomorrow you're going to the police station to tell them everything. 738 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,720 I don't care. Make something up because you need to go to prison. 739 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:47,720 I've been to prisons. Fellows like me... You need to go to prison! 740 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,520 You'll be safer in there with 500 murderers 741 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,160 than out here with one of me, do you understand? 742 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:08,800 Oh, for... Get out, Vicky! 743 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,600 Come on, I'm T minus 30 seconds! Get out! 744 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,240 The deal is off. 745 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:26,600 I'll say when this ends, not you. 746 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,080 So is he dead, Drakefield? 747 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:34,720 I told you, I'm not a killer. None of us are killers now. 748 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:36,200 Sure you are. 749 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,640 You're just going through a rough patch, that's all. 750 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:43,520 You'll come good again. I'll see to that. 751 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,560 Look at you! 752 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:49,760 You're like a dog that's been switched to a diet of dried food. 753 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,320 You're losing all your shine. 754 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,840 You see, 755 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:59,120 there is a natural order to all things. 756 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,000 And you're upsetting it. 757 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:06,600 We've barely started. I've got dozens of names and you've got dozens of soldiers, 758 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:10,480 and eventually someone will fall. And then another, and then another, 759 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,960 and then we'll be back to our beautiful bloody chaos. 760 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:18,720 This abstinence, this...sudden morality, that's not who you are. 761 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,240 All right. 762 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,160 Good lad. 763 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,440 Now, go back... 764 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,640 and put that animal to sleep. 765 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,680 We'll have a drink after. 766 00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,040 You see? Partnerships. 767 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,920 They all go through ups and downs. 768 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,040 We'll laugh about this! (CHUCKLES) 769 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,240 What happened? 770 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,120 I was attacked. 771 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,960 I was coming out of the hospital and... I don't know, 772 00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,800 these two kids came out from... OK, don't. 773 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,040 What? 774 00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:58,480 It's very important that you don't lie to me. 775 00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:01,240 However shocked you think I'll be, 776 00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:04,400 the next thing that comes out of your mouth, it has to be the truth. 777 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,400 What are you? 778 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,880 I'm a vampire. 779 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,680 (SIGHS) 780 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,000 Thank you. 781 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:33,400 OK, OK. Well... (CLEARS THROAT) ..we can start from there. 782 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,360 You knew? 783 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:37,960 Yeah. Yeah, I knew. 784 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:39,880 And you're not scared of me? 785 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:43,280 No. At least, probably not as much as I should be. 786 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:44,640 What did you say? 787 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:48,720 I thought you were changing, I thought you were abstaining, I thought you were safe. 788 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:53,160 I am. Mitchell, look at you! You're covered in someone else's blood! 789 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:59,000 There's people out there who don't believe we can change. Who? Tell me, who? What, what people? 790 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:03,600 They want to make us savage again. They want the chaos and... 791 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,480 the horror. And... 792 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,600 I can't allow that to happen. I have to protect... 793 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,120 all of us. 794 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:15,400 And all of you. Mitchell... 795 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:19,440 this is all...just lies 796 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,320 you cannot justify. 797 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,000 You're right, everything you said is... 798 00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:32,480 I think it's under control, but... it's just sleeping, this rage, 799 00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:37,000 this hunger, it's in my bones and I want to stop. 800 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,040 I... I've gone clean before. 801 00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,680 It's possible, if the conditions are right 802 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:45,080 and everything is in the right place, I know I can do it. 803 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:47,440 What conditions? Just someone to help me! 804 00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,880 Someone to change my life for. 805 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:55,480 That's what I've been missing all this time, it's just someone to... 806 00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,200 Just someone like you. 807 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,120 I can do this. One more chance, that's all I need. 808 00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:07,720 I want this so much, but I can't do it alone. Please. 809 00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:09,480 Please, I'm begging you. 810 00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,600 Save me. 811 00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,000 Help me. 812 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,160 Why should I? 813 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,440 Because I can't help myself. 814 00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:11,960 I don't even know your name. 815 00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:15,200 It's Josie. 816 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,120 # When the truth is found 817 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:25,680 # To be lies 818 00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:28,640 # And all the joy 819 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:32,360 # Within you dies 820 00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:36,120 # Don't you want somebody to love? 821 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,200 # Don't you need somebody to love? 822 00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:43,440 # Wouldn't you love somebody to love? 823 00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:46,640 # You better find somebody to love 824 00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,520 # When the garden flowers 825 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:03,240 # Baby, are dead 826 00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:07,120 # Yes, and your mind, your mind 827 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:10,680 # Is so full of red 828 00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:16,320 # Don't you want somebody to love? Don't you need...? # 829 00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,040 I am Alan Cortez. 830 00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:45,560 Welcome to my Psychic Experience. 831 00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,120 Without us, it... 832 00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:50,160 It's just a haunted house again. 833 00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,120 You have killed people. 834 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,960 You could be my salvation. I don't think so. 835 00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:57,040 Who are you? What do you want? 836 00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:00,840 I want you to start listening to these poor souls, Alan, that's what I want. 837 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:04,280 George, we're moving in together. Things are going to change. 838 00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:07,560 Mitchell's going to call a gathering. When? Tomorrow night. 839 00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:10,240 She's here for me. That's my mum. 840 00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:15,160 It's us against the world. I don't want to be against the world any more. 841 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:17,640 (PHONE RINGS) 842 00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:20,080 Yes? He's just gone inside, sir. 843 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:22,760 Do it. 844 00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,240 E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk