1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,160 Nina was the love of my life, and now she's gone. 2 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:05,680 And under the circumstances, I really feel like I could have done 3 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:07,520 with a bit more support from you. 4 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:08,840 I'm sorry, I had a lot on. 5 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:10,000 ALL: Long live the king! 6 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,680 Long live the king! 7 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:14,000 Long live the king! Long live the king! 8 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,880 Increase the pressure. 9 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,600 HE SCREAMS 10 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,280 Help! 11 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:23,360 Turn it off! 12 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:24,440 Hello, Nina. 13 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:26,680 Oh, my God. 14 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:30,440 'Now Saul, get her through the door.' It's not my door! 15 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,920 You know, God loves you very much. 16 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,640 Isn't that right, Professor Jaggat? 17 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,360 Yes, Nina. 18 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,720 He loves you so much. 19 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:50,720 That doesn't make any sense. 20 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:55,680 Unless, of course, neither of them are the father. 21 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,840 You naughty girl. 22 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,400 Professor Jaggat. 23 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,040 Ah. Reinforcements! 24 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:03,600 Kemp. 25 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,080 OK, Kemp, 26 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:10,560 so we have the contested father DNA samples, all in date order. 27 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:14,200 Erm, centrifuge, PCR, sequencer. 28 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,560 I take it you're familiar with the process? 29 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:18,960 No. 30 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:20,920 I'm not here about a job. 31 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:25,200 I'm here about those wonderful papers you wrote last year. 32 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,640 Oh... Great(!) 33 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:32,280 Your theory of a gene that could be the cause of all evil 34 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:33,800 was a revelation. 35 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:40,040 THIS PROGRAMME CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE AND SCENES THAT SOME VIEWERS MAY FIND UPSETTING. 36 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,720 Those papers were merely speculative. 37 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,960 An intellectual exercise, that some people... 38 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,200 Really? So you don't mean a word of it? 39 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,880 I'm sorry, but who are you? 40 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:56,200 Last week you received a sample of blood, yes? Yeah, we get a lot of those here. 41 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,440 This one you'd remember. You ran it through your machines 42 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,280 and the readings made no sense. 43 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,400 You would have checked it several times, 44 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,240 and then perhaps blamed your machine. 45 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,280 What was it? 46 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,680 Evil. 47 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:15,920 Think it over. 48 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:18,440 And if you wish to learn more, 49 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:20,960 give me a ring. 50 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,640 That looks boring, like a bill. 51 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,080 Ooh, a package. 52 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,720 Huh, wonder what that is. 53 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,520 Annie, by the way. I'm dead. SHE LAUGHS 54 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:14,480 This programme contains some strong language. 55 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,560 Arriving at scene of incident now. 56 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:27,960 He's not been dead long. Probably an OD, he was a known user. 57 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,560 I'll check for drugs and ID. 58 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:34,640 RADIO: 'Do you need SOCA? Over.' No, nothing suspicious. 59 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:38,440 Just an ambulance, looks like an overdose. Over. 60 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,080 'Any ID, over?' 61 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:47,000 Just a sec. We're looking now. Are you OK? 62 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,360 Male, mid-30s... Do you understand 63 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,960 what has just happened to you? 64 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,040 They told me to wait for you. 65 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:01,560 No! No! 66 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,960 Please, no! 67 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,000 No! No! 68 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:10,400 No! Please! Come here, Annie. 69 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:11,560 It's OK. 70 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:13,120 MAN: Hang on there! 71 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:16,880 Good morning. 72 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,200 Good morning, Mitchell. You're up early. 73 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:22,160 I'm making sausages. D'you want some? 74 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:25,040 No, you're fine. Oh... 75 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,680 Are you OK after yesterday? 76 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:29,640 Oh, yeah, today's a new day. I just mean after the call... 77 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,160 Nina has opened my eyes. 78 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,680 It's like she's helped me finally figure it out. 79 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,880 I've had an epiphany, Mitchell, a breakthrough. 80 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:39,600 I am making... HE LAUGHS 81 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,240 ..a list! 82 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,800 A list? Lists solve everything. 83 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,920 You put the thing on a list, you do the thing and then you tick it off. 84 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,800 And in that way, order is achieved. 85 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:55,240 And the world becomes... a better place. 86 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,440 Are you sure you're OK? 87 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,680 No, this isn't the other side. 88 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,680 Yes, I did save you from the door. 89 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,880 And yes, I'm dead too. 90 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:13,920 Sykes. Pleased to meet you. 91 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:17,360 You closed the door? A thank you would be nice. 92 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,040 Thank you. 93 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,680 How did you do that? Extremely well. 94 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,680 Anyway. It's gone now, you're in one piece, 95 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,680 I'm in one piece, so I'll say cheerio. 96 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,800 Cheerio. 97 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,360 Wait, no! You have to show me how to do that. 98 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,560 It keeps happening to me, you see? 99 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,400 I'm sure it does. 100 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:38,120 Please? Please, you have to help me. 101 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,080 I don't have to do anything of the sort. 102 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,720 Look, there's no automatic bond between us. 103 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:46,640 You're not my responsibility. We're just ghosts, love. 104 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,320 Flotsam and jetsam. 105 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,760 This whole time, I haven't really wanted 106 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:57,280 to think about what happens to me once a month, during my hairy times. 107 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:59,920 But as of now, I am facing it. 108 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,880 So, what happens to me? 109 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,720 You turn into a werewolf. 110 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:07,600 Uh-huh. Yeah. And what's a werewolf? 111 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:11,320 A big scary animal. Exactamondo, Mitchell. 112 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,640 The key word is animal. And what do you do with a big scary animal? 113 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:15,720 You put it in a cage. 114 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,920 Thus, I am going to buy a cage. See? 115 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,080 This is on my list. 116 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:25,800 "Buy a cage". 117 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,240 Yeah, a very strong cage. Well, that's granted. 118 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:29,960 But here's the thing. 119 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,760 I've been treating this whole wolf thing like this big life-changing thing. 120 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:36,520 Running around, doing jobs a monkey could do. But what is it really? 121 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:40,480 Really, when you think about it? It's one night a month. That's all. 122 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,080 There is no reason for me not to live 123 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,600 a long, normal, full life the rest of the time. 124 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:48,880 And that's what I'm going to do. Is that on your list, too? 125 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,600 Yes, in a manner of speaking it is, Mitchell, yes, it is. 126 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:57,520 See? Number two. "Get a better job". 127 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,280 I mean, I speak a ridiculous amount of languages. 128 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:04,480 I have an IQ of 156, for God's sake. HE LAUGHS 129 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,200 Surely I can get a job that doesn't insult my intelligence. 130 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,800 Erm, no offence. Yeah, well, 131 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,520 us thickies at the hospital are really gonna miss you, man. 132 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,560 I'll haunt you. You can't haunt another ghost. 133 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,280 Well, I'll give it a damn good go. There's nothing I can do for you. 134 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,200 Fighting the men behind the door is grown-up stuff. 135 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,920 You're outmanned and outgunned. 136 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:26,920 Grown-up stuff? You're about nine. 137 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:29,640 I died when I was 23. In ghost years, I'm 89. 138 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,400 Oh, great, so you're senile. 139 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,640 Look, look... 140 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:38,120 If you don't help me, then sooner or later they're gonna get me. 141 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:42,280 Please? Please, I'm asking you, I don't know what else to do. 142 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:47,320 You've resisted death's door three times. 143 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,960 How could you know that? 144 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,360 Oh, please, it's written all over your aura. 145 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,320 Which I could teach you to read. 146 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:55,640 You can read auras? Maybe. 147 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:58,400 Well, show me how to do that at least. 148 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,920 I mean, that's not like teaching. That's more like a magic trick. 149 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,040 KNOCKING 150 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,560 Yeah? 151 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,200 What's all this? It's traditional. 152 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,520 Boss gets first drink. 153 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,160 What part of "no blood" did you not understand? 154 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:26,040 No, no, no. This is different. 155 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,760 She wants to be fed on. 156 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:31,280 Excuse me? We found her online. 157 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:35,200 On an emo message board. There are dozens of 'em. 158 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:38,960 They talk about vampires and there's all this bonkers self-harm stuff. 159 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:43,280 It gets really dark. Anyway, they love the idea of being drunk from. 160 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:46,160 It's a kind of groupie thing. Isn't that better? 161 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:49,800 No, Campbell, it's not better. Get her out of here, will you? 162 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:51,600 Sorry. 163 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,920 SHE WHISPERS 164 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,360 She says, can she have her bus fare home, then? 165 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:02,760 For fuck's sake! Here, there you go. 166 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,360 Morning! 167 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:14,640 Well, that was a very creative reinterpretation of the rules. 168 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,680 There aren't rules. 169 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:19,600 There's one rule. Oh, yeah... 170 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,720 Well, that's addicts for you. Always looking for little loopholes. 171 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:24,520 There's an alcoholic I knew once. 172 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:29,320 Dry for years, never missed a meeting. 173 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:33,840 Then he tried to convince himself that Advocaat wasn't proper booze. 174 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:37,240 He died. Cholesterol poisoning in the end. 175 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:41,280 What? Is there something on my face? 176 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,360 What is it, food? 177 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,560 About four feet across. 178 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,640 And lockable, obviously. 179 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,760 What kind of animal is it for? 180 00:09:56,760 --> 00:10:00,520 Erm...different types. 181 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,920 Well, I need to know for the gaps in the bars, you see. 182 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:05,000 Oh. Of course. 183 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:12,240 Let's say a very big dog. About the size of a man? 184 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:15,240 What? It's OK. Relax. 185 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,600 We get a lot of business from the S&M community. Not a problem. 186 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,680 I've even dabbled a bit myself. 187 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:25,680 Oh, oh...a cage for sex. That's embarrassing. 188 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:30,520 I was obviously embarrassed to say that I wanted a sex cage. 189 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:33,920 But now that that's out in the open, th-that's wonderful. 190 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:37,720 Now, where are they? What's this? 191 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:42,320 Last job I did, they sent me these, as a kind of thank you. 192 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,160 I'll throw them in. 193 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,960 No charge. 194 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:50,040 Oh, that would be lovely. 195 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,120 Yes. Thank you. 196 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,880 Cheerio. Goodbye. 197 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:55,600 Unbelievable. Tell me, is there anybody left in Bristol 198 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,440 who can have a shag without being tied up first? 199 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,120 What? I've had two tradesmen 200 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,240 think that I'm a pervert today. Two. 201 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:05,160 And the last one, apparently he soundproofs dungeons all the time. 202 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,760 Well, better they think you're a nonce than a werewolf, surely. 203 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,520 I'm sorry. Who are you? 204 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:12,360 His name's Sykes. 205 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,000 He's dead. 206 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,400 Apparently very good at closing doors. 207 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,280 Door doors. 208 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,840 Ah. 209 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,640 So can you teach Annie how to do this? 210 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,960 Maybe. Maybe not. 211 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:28,200 I'm sorry, why are you here again? Mitchell! 212 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,640 He's... Ah...! Sorry. 213 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:33,040 Can I have a word with you, please? Now. 214 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,080 Yeah. 215 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,040 So. Been dead long? 216 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,080 Er, you are not my dad. 217 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,800 Oh, come on, Annie, all the stuff that's been happening lately. 218 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,680 This guy just happens to turn up. 219 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:53,160 They could have taken me, right there and then. And he saved me. 220 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:56,680 And I had to drag him here, only to have you act like an overprotective father. 221 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,080 Come on. Ease up. 222 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,440 Mmm. 223 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:05,280 How's George? Not good. 224 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,800 Hyper. Fixed grin. 225 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,320 He's not even mentioning Nina. 226 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:12,080 Well, that's not healthy. He needs to talk about it. 227 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:16,760 Annie needs protection. 228 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,680 So if you know of ways that can help her, then surely it's your duty. 229 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,600 OK, OK, 230 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,400 cards on the table. 231 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,080 Do you wanna know why I don't wanna teach you? 232 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,880 Because there's only one passing grade. 233 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,960 Anything less than an A plus, then they've got you. You're gone. 234 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:39,240 And I really don't want that on my conscience. 235 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:43,360 Sykes, if you don't teach me, then I'm gone anyway. 236 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,560 0900 tomorrow. 237 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,320 That's if it's OK with your two dads. 238 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:55,400 It's absolutely fine with my two dads. 239 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,560 Thank you. 240 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,920 Well, I liked him. 241 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:14,000 Hey, it's probably not the best time to ask, but can we swap rooms? 242 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:18,440 It's a whole size thing with the cage and it's just... Yeah, you can... 243 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:21,760 It's just something to think about. You take your time. 244 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,200 My name is Campbell 245 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,640 and I'm a blood addict. 246 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,480 APPLAUSE 247 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,080 It's been nine days since my last drink. 248 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,160 And boy, don't I know it. 249 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,640 But I'm just hoping that with the support of this new group, 250 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,680 I'll be able to make it ten days. 251 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:44,040 Then 11, and keep going. 252 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,120 Stay on the straight and narrow. 253 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,600 Stay dry. 254 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:50,480 WOMAN: Well done, well done. 255 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:53,000 Please don't say you got that idea from me. 256 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,080 You should be pleased! Pleased?! 257 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,320 Don't be fucking ridiculous! It's like when they dress up 258 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,440 those bears and make them dance for the tourists in Istanbul. 259 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:02,320 Have you ever seen that? No, I can't say I have. 260 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:05,640 Well, this great big mountain of power and fury, 261 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,520 done up in a fez and a waistcoat. 262 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,400 And all the time, you're just waiting for it to wake up, 263 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,000 realise what it is and tear someone's throat out. 264 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,760 Do you ever actually see it happen? Yeah, yeah, I did. Horrific. 265 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,400 I mean, I've got photos. If you want, you can... 266 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,560 I want you to sign up. 267 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,160 Go clean with us. 268 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:26,040 OK. OK, Mitchell, now you just tell me why I would want to do that. 269 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,680 Because you're a legend. 270 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,280 You're one of the old ones. 271 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:32,320 If you go clean, then overnight, this programme is suddenly legitimate. 272 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,800 I think I'd better rephrase the question. 273 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,360 What do I get out of it? 274 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,520 This is just the beginning. 275 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,000 When it starts to bite, 276 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,560 every single one of those poor bastards are gonna go through hell. 277 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,800 The thirst. The pain. 278 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,200 The desire. 279 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,960 The memories. Just think, Ivan, all that feeling. 280 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:58,760 Each moment, a stab of pure undiluted sensation. 281 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:10,120 Sorry about this. The Principal will be back soon. 282 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,160 It's fine. Can I get you a drink? 283 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,760 Tea, coffee, water? 284 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,360 Water would be great, thanks. 285 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:19,600 Oh. D'you mind having your water in a mug? 286 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,440 No, that would be fine. 287 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,160 Never feels right, though, does it? Water in a mug? 288 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,400 Well, I'll just pretend it's tea. No-one'll know. 289 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,920 And you get the granny mug no-one else wants. 290 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,920 Ooh, now you're just spoiling me. Thanks. 291 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,880 Is she yours? Mm? 292 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,320 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 293 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,120 Molly. Just turned seven. 294 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,840 It's a good age. 295 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:53,400 It is a good age. Have you got any yourself? 296 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:58,120 Oh, no, no. I never really found the right... 297 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,160 No. 298 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,440 No kids. 299 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,520 MAN: What's wrong with you? 300 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,240 Sorry? 301 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:10,560 That's the thought that springs most immediately to mind when I... 302 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,240 see a CV like this. 303 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,160 Massively overqualified for what we do here. 304 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:18,560 Yeah, I thought that might be a problem. I would like to point out 305 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,400 that I've been a hospital porter for the last two years. 306 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:24,280 So this really would be for me a big step up. 307 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:28,880 Which brings me back to my original question. 308 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,080 What's wrong with you? 309 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,480 Why settle for being a porter? 310 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:36,320 Why settle for...here? 311 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,600 Two years ago, I had an accident. And it was quite traumatic. 312 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:47,400 And I didn't really feel able to do anything apart from manual labour. 313 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:51,280 But, as of now, I feel ready to re-enter the world. 314 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,160 Erm, of languages. 315 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,240 For their agents, they usually pick the mentally weak. 316 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:01,360 The depressed, insane, alcoholics. 317 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,080 Like the guy yesterday. 318 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:06,400 But learn to read auras and you can spot them a mile off. 319 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,680 What do you make of this likely looking fella here? 320 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,120 Ooh, seedy. 321 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,600 Desperate. Having a midlife crisis. 322 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,120 I meant from his aura. 323 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,000 This is like those Magic Eye things. I could never do those either. 324 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,480 Just give it time. 325 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,080 Something grey. 326 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,520 It's like it's in his head. 327 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:38,000 It's a tumour. Yes! 328 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,160 No, no, gosh, no. 329 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,320 No, that's terrible. 330 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,440 Well, we have to let him know somehow. 331 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,960 I think he already knows. 332 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,400 So, theoretically, 333 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,440 I could read your aura. 334 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:02,120 Well, yes, I suppose. 335 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:05,080 Oh, go on, let me. I need the practice. 336 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,800 You're not wearing ladies' underwear or something, are you? 337 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,560 You stay out of there, do you hear me? 338 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,520 Look, I'll do what I can to help. 339 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,400 But, please. That's my only rule. 340 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,280 Sure. Sorry. 341 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,800 I didn't think. 342 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,800 Hey, Lucy. Hello. 343 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:29,280 Look, I've been thinking about this whole me being a closed book thing, right. 344 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,080 How's this for a deal? 345 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:35,800 20 questions and I have to answer them totally truthfully. 346 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:39,240 That's not so much a conversation, more like a job application. 347 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,840 I think it's a remarkable offer 348 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,240 for somebody as closed off as I plainly am. 349 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,440 Go, first question. 350 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,440 OK. Where were you yesterday? 351 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,160 An AA meeting. 352 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,760 Seriously? Yeah. 353 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,920 But don't freak out. 354 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,840 So that's your big bad secret, is it? 355 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,640 You could say that. 356 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,280 Hang on. No. I saw you had a drink the other day. 357 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:05,120 Yeah. Well, let's just say alcohol wasn't my drug of choice 358 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,480 and leave it at that. But I've been clean for a while now. 359 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,960 Oh, my God. This is real, isn't it? 360 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,480 Yeah. 361 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:21,400 So, um...I take it you're doing the whole 12-step thing? 362 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,240 Pretty much. 363 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,560 Including making amends to those you have wronged? 364 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:29,120 Because I should definitely be on that list. 365 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,800 So how can I make it up to you? 366 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:37,960 I'll think about it. But I should stress, you are not off the hook. 367 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,280 And I still have 20 questions. 368 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:52,080 So, can I take it that's the mysterious Lucy? 369 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,760 Yeah. What do you reckon? 370 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,360 She's out of your league. Thank you, George. 371 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,920 Seriously, there must be some other reason for her chatting you up. 372 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,480 Like access to drugs. She's a doctor. 373 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,200 She can steal her own drugs. 374 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,000 Oh, so she's on drugs. 375 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,680 That makes perfect sense. 376 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,160 You see, it's pep talks like this I'm really going to miss. 377 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,440 Yes, you are. Because I've just handed in my notice. 378 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:16,880 As of now, I am a language teacher, just pretending to be a porter. 379 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,680 Wow. Read that. 380 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,400 Shit. Take it easy! Ah, don't worry about it. 381 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,560 He's got enough tranqs in him to keep a horse out. 382 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,160 All right? 383 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,560 They'll knock out a human. 384 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,120 Don't know about a wolf. 385 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,680 Thank you, Mitchell. 386 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,680 Tick! 387 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,560 I love lists. 388 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,080 Yeah, you do. 389 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,280 KEMP: Hello, Nina. 390 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,680 Ow... Ah. 391 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,640 NINA GROANS 392 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,360 Just wait a second. Are we sure about this? 393 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:11,680 Have we changed anything about the procedure since it killed the last one? 394 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:15,960 No, but look, she has a completely different physiology. 395 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,880 I have a nosebleed. Hello? 396 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,720 Should this be happening? 397 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,960 Hello, Nina. Um... 398 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,600 Just... Just relax. It's all part of the process. 399 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,720 This is how we learn. 400 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,680 God, please! 401 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,600 This is how we help them. 402 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:38,080 We can recalculate for the next one. Please stop! 403 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,640 The next one? George Sands. 404 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,920 Fine, but surely the best way to reach him is through Nina. 405 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,920 We're actually at full moon. 406 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,560 CRIES OUT IN PAIN 407 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:53,680 SCREAMS 408 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:08,880 Lower the pressure. Any sudden drop in pressure now 409 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,840 will probably kill her. 410 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:14,640 Chances are she will explode like the last four. I said lower the pressure! 411 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,360 All right, OK. 412 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,880 BONES CRACK 413 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,920 There. 414 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:36,280 You see - it wasn't a complete waste of time. 415 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:40,600 We now know that a werewolf doesn't have to be conscious in order to change. 416 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:53,040 When she changes back tomorrow, tell her we had a malfunction. 417 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,560 If you want to bring George Sands in, 418 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,920 you need to keep Nina alive and believing. 419 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,200 Would you like to see the most beautiful sight 420 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,080 in all of God's creation? 421 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,280 It's a sleeping werewolf. 422 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:25,800 It's eight hours of a sleeping werewolf. 423 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:35,040 Oh, wow. I mean, it's not literally, obviously. 424 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:39,480 I set it to time-lapse function, so it's taking a frame a minute, I think, 425 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:43,560 so that's technically not... George, shh. Enjoy the moment. 426 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:50,200 George, I'm so happy for you. 427 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,640 GEORGE: I've done it. 428 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,680 I've put the wolf to sleep. 429 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,560 I'm free. 430 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,160 I don't know what to do first. 431 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,680 Maybe take a shower? 432 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:06,600 LAUGHS Oh, God! You are ripe! 433 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:10,320 Oh, get off! Oh, you stink! You stink! Get off! 434 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,640 Hello, everyone. ALL MURMUR GREETING 435 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:16,800 My name is Mr Sands. 436 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,880 And I'm here to teach English as a foreign language. 437 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,440 Now, I'm going to kick off today's lesson 438 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:30,280 with the two uses of the phrase "used to". 439 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:35,000 Such as, "I used to have long hair", 440 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:41,560 or, "I got used to walking home from the woods". 441 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,160 Er, yes? What is "F" word? 442 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,560 Well, I...I don't think this is exactly covered on the lesson plan, 443 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,480 so we'll skip over that one. 444 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,320 Then why they not say "fuck"? 445 00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,760 Yes, OK, yes, I know I'm new, 446 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,320 and you probably do this to all the new teachers, but... 447 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,640 No, no, no. We need to know these things. No-one tell us. 448 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,120 They tell us about mouse and mice, and woman and women. 449 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,880 But people laugh at us we don't know what is "F" word. 450 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,480 We need to know these things. 451 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,440 MURMUR OF AGREEMENT 452 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,760 Do you know what? You're absolutely right. 453 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:24,320 Swearing is a part of English and it's a huge part of social interaction. 454 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,600 OK, yes, so for ten minutes every lesson, 455 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:31,720 I am going to teach you about swearing. 456 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,600 They use them to recruit agents, to spy on us, 457 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,240 and sometimes, to come through. Don't I know it. 458 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,640 If they're in control, there's a frequency that you can feel. 459 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,720 It's low. Like a bass hum. 460 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,760 Now, if that happens here, we're done. 461 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:50,120 OK. Right. 462 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,560 'Moderate temperatures...' 463 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,520 Try. 464 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:58,800 '..back in the north, we can see a clear picture on both sides of the Great Glen. 465 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,640 'To Europe...' 466 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,640 Well done. 467 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,720 '..throughout the country...' Again. 468 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,920 'We can see a high pressure front from the west 469 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,120 'which will create a very pleasant outlook for all of the west coast 470 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:14,760 'and all areas of the south.' 471 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:18,080 This time it's like there's something blocking me. Is it them? 472 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,880 No, sorry, that's me. 473 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,600 Want to get your tongue off the floor? What? A man's got eyes. 474 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,800 It's like training with Benny Hill. Who? 475 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,000 Have you watched TV at all since you died? 476 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,840 No. I wonder why(!) 477 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,840 We need to expose you to modern culture. Annie... 478 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,560 Start with Sex And The City. Annie! 479 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,760 LOW BASS HUM 480 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,920 Shall we try something else? 481 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,480 ..which stands for... 482 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:56,440 "shut the fuck up". 483 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,720 Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. 484 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,000 All together... 485 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,680 ALL: Shut the fuck up. Mr Sands. 486 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,080 A word, please. 487 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,880 Excuse me. 488 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:20,440 I took a very big chance employing you. 489 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,960 Mmm? I want you to understand that. 490 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:27,240 Say that you understand that. I'm sorry. It won't happen again. 491 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,640 Say you understand that. 492 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:36,840 Oh, you...you actually want me to say it? 493 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,360 Yes. 494 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,440 I... I understand that. 495 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,560 What do you understand? 496 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,720 Um, that you took a very big risk in employing me. 497 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,040 That's right. I did. 498 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:52,960 And what I did not expect to see, in your first week, 499 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,160 is you teaching my students profanities. 500 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,960 Say, "It will never happen again". 501 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:06,480 It will never happen...again. 502 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,840 Wonderful. 503 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,000 CHATTER AND LAUGHTER 504 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,800 MITCHELL: OK. 505 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,680 Who'd like to start? 506 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,840 My name is Ivan. 507 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,760 I'm a blood addict. 508 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:56,800 It's been part of me for so long, you know. It defined me. 509 00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:02,400 The thought of life without it seemed absurd, it's futile to even try. 510 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,240 And then I realised that... 511 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,920 ..I belonged to this hunger of ours. 512 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,640 195 years of servitude. 513 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,560 You think about that. 514 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,960 Think about that and tell me... 515 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,000 that it isn't time to stop. 516 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:29,120 APPLAUSE MAN: Well said! 517 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,160 MAN: Enjoy your chicken, sir. 518 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,080 I'm going to enjoy this. 519 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:37,000 What? I'm hungry. Yeah. 520 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:51,040 So, erm, how are you finding it? Oh, yeah. It's great. 521 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,080 Students, an absolute joy. Mm-hm. 522 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:58,040 I've seen your CV, you'll be gone in six months. 523 00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,880 You must be dying of boredom. 524 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:03,600 No, I'm not. When you've had the kind of dangerous, hair-raising life that I have, 525 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:08,320 the idea of boredom just seems...really exciting. 526 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,800 You've lived a dangerous life? 527 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,440 Oh, yeah. 528 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,880 That whole porter job, that was just a cover-up. 529 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,160 I'm actually... A spy? 530 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:23,960 Well, I was going to go for superhero, but that's fine. 531 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,000 And what were your powers? 532 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,200 Extreme hairiness. 533 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,080 THEY LAUGH 534 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,160 Cocks! 535 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,440 DOOR OPENS 536 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,000 What are we doing back here? 537 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,720 We've only just left and I do not need a break. 538 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,480 This isn't a break. This is a test. 539 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,720 You should be strong enough to do this. Do what? 540 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,360 Madame, monsieur, I believe you have the seven o'clock reservation. 541 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,440 If you'd like to follow me. 542 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,880 What's all this? 543 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,680 I put them in ascending order of bowl size and intensity of flavour, 544 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,320 from left to right, obviously. 545 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,880 That's very thorough of you. 546 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,520 So, what are we testing? 547 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:29,160 Your ability to taste. What? 548 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,200 I can do that? That's what we're here to find out. 549 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:37,480 Right, now, place your hands on either side of his head. 550 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,480 Are you sure you're all right with this? Oh, yeah. Go for it. 551 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,280 Thank you, George. 552 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,120 You're a star. 553 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,560 OK. Ooh! 554 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,760 It's tingly. Sorry. 555 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,400 No, it's fine. I like it. 556 00:32:55,400 --> 00:33:01,680 OK, Annie, close your eyes and imagine it's you sitting at the table. 557 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:06,840 Imagine you're opening the dish and eating what's inside. 558 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,280 It's cold. 559 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,720 I can feel cold, cold on my tongue! Your tongue. 560 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,920 Anything else? 561 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,920 Er, bright. 562 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,560 A bright flavour. Um... 563 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,960 Lemon? Wow! 564 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:31,160 I can taste lemon. It's lemon. Yes. It's lemon sorbet. Top marks. 565 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,360 Oh, my gosh! 566 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,800 Concentrate. Stick with it. OK. 567 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,520 Um, meat? Lots of meat? 568 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,920 Mm-hm, you betcha. 569 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,640 Whoa! 570 00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,720 Are you OK? 571 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,080 Um, yeah. 572 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,960 Yeah, but I don't feel very well. 573 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,800 Can we stop now? Of course. 574 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,120 Thanks for all your help, George. 575 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:14,200 Oh, no, that's, um...that's fine. 576 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,000 I'll, er... 577 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:20,320 I'll just throw...all of this in the bin, then, shall I?! 578 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,520 Wow! 579 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:28,960 Clearly somebody's been watching a bit too much Gordon Ramsay. 580 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,720 I'm sorry about him. 581 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,240 A walk through Venice is like a walk through ancient history. 582 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,320 Unperturbed, fantastic... See you later. 583 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,920 Take it easy now, guys, see you next time. Keep strong. Hey, Mitchell. 584 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,400 Another good meeting, another seven on board. 585 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,400 Yeah. We need more tea and biscuits. 586 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,040 Having you as our poster boy hasn't hurt. 587 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,080 I'm going to be giving out autographs soon. 588 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,000 It's like being in a fucking boy band. 589 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,320 The thought of you in a boy band is disturbing on so many levels. 590 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,880 The thing about boy bands is, it's all about image, isn't it? 591 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:05,480 Behind closed doors they can be, you know, dressing up as Girl Guides, 592 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,200 snorting coke, fucking swans. 593 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,280 You know, all that matters is what happens on that stage, right? 594 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,680 Where are you going with this? I can't do it. 595 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,880 I thought I could, I wanted to, I swear, 596 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:20,600 but...I've never gone this long without blood. 597 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,600 Oh, come on. It's only been a few days! 598 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:26,120 Yeah, after 195 fucking years! 599 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:31,360 Do you know how many people are in that room because of you? 600 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,240 If you quit... I am not gonna quit. 601 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:34,760 So what are you saying? 602 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,720 I may be many things, Mitchell, but I am a man of my word. 603 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:44,760 I will stand in that room and talk about how brave and strong we all are, 604 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,600 how this is a fight that we can win. 605 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,240 I will do that for as long as you need me to, but I... 606 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:54,720 ..I cannot do it...dry. 607 00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,400 Do you have any idea what you're asking me to do? 608 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,240 I could say the same to you. 609 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:15,480 SAM: Emergency contact number? GEORGE: Mitchell. 610 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:22,400 07700 900 345. ..5. 611 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,320 That your brother? No. We live together. 612 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,840 Housemates. 613 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,440 Ah... I am so sorry, I thought... 614 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,240 I thought you wanted to... No, no, I'm sorry. 615 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:47,120 If I'm honest, I put that folder behind you on purpose. 616 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:56,000 So, the computer crash that wiped my file...? 617 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,560 Not so much of a crash, 618 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,960 more of a me pressing delete. 619 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,800 That's very devious. 620 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,880 Hello, you. Hello yourself. 621 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,480 Ooh! OK, sorry, 622 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,400 I didn't know whether or not... It's OK. We can work on that. 623 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,000 So, how was your morning? 624 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,000 Oh, you know, the usual. Bollocks! 625 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,840 I know. Class four... 626 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,880 Listen, let me buy you a drink, cheer you up. 627 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:31,200 Er, I don't know. I'm suddenly feel a bit... Shit! 628 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:34,320 Oh. Are you ill? Mmm. 629 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,840 Are you going to throw up? 630 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,760 Oh, well...let me help you. 631 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,120 GEORGE STAMMERS 632 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,240 Fuck! Balls! Shit! Shit! 633 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,800 Shit! Shit! Shit! Fuck! Shit! Shit! 634 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,360 STAMMERS 635 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:56,880 Parking ticket. 636 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,400 Shit! 637 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,920 P-P-Piss off! 638 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,680 It got even worse today. 639 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,800 This afternoon I had a really bad attack 640 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,320 in the middle of reading out a sentence they were supposed to repeat. 641 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,240 Did they repeat it? 642 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:14,920 Yeah, some of them. 643 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:18,040 Word for word, effing and jeffing. Not a care in the world. 644 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,960 This is not funny. I know, I'm sorry. 645 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,800 This can't be happening to me. 646 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,320 This can't. I teach language. 647 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,720 Well, you...you could teach bad language! 648 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:31,520 Stop. Just stop. Stop laughing! 649 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:34,240 George! What the fuck are you doing?! 650 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,320 And did I mention I've been getting a little bit angry lately? 651 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,240 ANNIE: Yeah. We've noticed. 652 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:44,000 I got cocky, didn't I? 653 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,480 I thought I could put the wolf to sleep. Like it would be that easy. 654 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,760 Come on, we don't know that this is anything to do with that. 655 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,120 Yes, we do. 656 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:57,440 It's like I can feel him pacing in his cage up here, and he feels cheated. 657 00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:01,560 He feels aggrieved because I didn't let him out, I didn't let him rage, 658 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:05,440 and he wants to rage so very much. 659 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,800 On the bus home today, there was this kid, about 16, 660 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:15,120 and he was playing one of those phones that has a little speaker, 661 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:18,600 and he was playing it really loudly and nobody was saying anything, 662 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:22,440 and I wanted to kill him. 663 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,760 I really wanted to kill him. 664 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:29,080 I pictured myself picking up that phone 665 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:34,760 and smashing it into his face over and over and over... 666 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,400 But you didn't, George. You didn't give in to it. 667 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,480 Yeah. You controlled yourself. That's the main thing. 668 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,000 He got off the bus. 669 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,400 So, do you have the package? 670 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,600 You think that's funny? 671 00:40:56,600 --> 00:41:00,280 Well, you know, I'm just trying to lighten the mood. 672 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,160 So, why do I suddenly feel like a turd in a swimming pool? 673 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,480 Just answer me this, did you ever actually think you could go dry, 674 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,800 or was it just another one of your games? 675 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,400 I thought I could do it. 676 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:19,680 I thought I was powerful enough. I was wrong. OK? 677 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:24,120 You know, Mitchell, eventually it just makes children of us all. 678 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:34,560 Don't kill her, Ivan, do you hear me? You're the boss. 679 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,400 Don't I know it. 680 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,720 Please, no! 681 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:42,840 How many do you have now? SHE PLEADS 682 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:47,360 How many vampires are not drinking right now, because of us? 683 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,080 You're saving lives, Mitchell. Yeah. 684 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:57,560 I'm a fucking hero. Enjoy your meal. 685 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,920 SHE SCREAMS 686 00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,960 It's time. I think you're ready for your exam. 687 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,000 I think you're strong enough. 688 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,160 What do you mean? Where did you die? Is it far? 689 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,040 Ta-da! Right. 690 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:24,840 Turn on all the radios, the TV, anything electrical. 691 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,560 MUSIC PLAYS 692 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,440 CACOPHONY OF NOISE 693 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,720 How long do you think it'll take? Not long. It's a honey pot now. 694 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,880 CACOPHONY DIES OUT Show time. 695 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,720 Good luck. 696 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:57,640 ON RADIO: 'And in other news today, a young woman was killed 697 00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,640 'in a tragic fall in the home...' 698 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,640 CREAKING 699 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,360 Poor little me. 700 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,840 I fell down the stairs and now I'm dead. 701 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,880 Yeah. I am. 702 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,560 Poor little me. 703 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:32,560 My fiance did it. He didn't love me at all. 704 00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:36,040 No. I really don't think that he did. 705 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,400 Have you told her what you did? No, she doesn't need to know that. 706 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:43,120 Sykes? What does she mean? 707 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:47,240 Of all the men who died because of your mistake, your cowardice? 708 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:49,920 BOMBS WHISTLE, MEN SCREAM 709 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,320 Oh, God! 710 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:56,840 MAN: Save me! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 711 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:02,600 I failed you. If I could go back... Sykes! Sykes, focus! 712 00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,080 It's just you and me now, little girl. 713 00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:12,120 We could eat you up. 714 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:17,200 You're one of them, aren't you? Hmm? 715 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:21,040 You might've put on my face, but you're one of The Men. 716 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:24,080 It's just tricks. 717 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:27,280 You put on a mask to frighten me. 718 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,720 You convince people to hurt me. 719 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:34,280 You've got to keep me scared because you can't actually do anything. 720 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,400 We can drag you to hell any time we wanted. 721 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,520 I thought you were an army of devils, but you're not. 722 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,880 You're a magician... 723 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,920 who's come to the end of his act. 724 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,360 And this? 725 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:51,560 This was your big finish? 726 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,920 It's pretty poor. 727 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,880 You've lost your audience. 728 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,400 Where are you going? 729 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:25,680 I think that's a pass. 730 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:42,480 It's unprecedented - a nest of vampires renouncing blood 731 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:46,440 led by...one that's clean. Clean? 732 00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:49,920 Perhaps this will change your mind. 733 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:55,200 The funeral parlour. Their base of operations for 27 years. 734 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,680 Then came their regime change and the premises were abandoned. 735 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:02,200 Until, that is, six days ago, when they moved back in. 736 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:06,280 Hang on, why haven't I heard about this? And what does it tell us? 737 00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:09,480 That vampires are despicable and craven creatures. 738 00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,040 It's just a building. 739 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,040 One that happens to be very convenient for the disposal of bodies. 740 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:18,520 As much as I respect your spirit of forgiveness, Professor, 741 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:22,200 I do worry that you've lost sight of the difference 742 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,720 between a werewolf and a vampire. That isn't remotely patronising(!) 743 00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:30,320 For the werewolves, we are trying to free an innocent soul. 744 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,680 For the vampires, the battle's lost. 745 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,920 There is no soul to save. 746 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,760 He is capable of change. 747 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,560 And I will prove it. 748 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,560 Oh, look, I've been sharpening it so much that I've just got a little one. 749 00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:52,520 I wonder if you could get me a... a bigger one? 750 00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:55,800 Would you? Mm-hm, mm-hm. 751 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:59,280 Oh, now, that's a nice big one. I like a nice big one. Don't you, Sam? 752 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:04,200 No. I do not like a big one. Not what I've heard! 753 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,920 Hilarious(!) 754 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,120 HE STAMMERS 755 00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,680 Just calm the fuck down! 756 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,600 F... 757 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,800 Oh, sh... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 758 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,160 Oh, my God. 759 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,400 George? 760 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:28,120 Are you all right? Yeah, hi, Sam! 761 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:32,000 I'm fine. How are you? I'm just doing some paperwork. 762 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:37,280 I, er... I heard about what's been happening. 763 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,720 Your swearing. Oh. 764 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:43,440 I just want you to know, it doesn't matter to me, not in the slightest. 765 00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:46,760 It doesn't? 766 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,440 Why would it? 767 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:54,560 You don't mean to say those words, it's not you, it's not who you are. 768 00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,520 Because who you are is the nicest guy I know. 769 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,640 Who owes me lunch! 770 00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:05,480 OK. 771 00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,000 Fuck you! 772 00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,720 SHE CHUCKLES 773 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:12,520 One step at a time, tiger! 774 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:25,640 Ah, shit. 775 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,760 Ah! Ah! 776 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:30,880 Wha...?! 777 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,960 "Mr Sands suck cocks"?! 778 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,760 That's... 779 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,280 For God's sake! 780 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,440 It's "Mr Sands sucks cocks". 781 00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,360 Singular, not plural, you... 782 00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,240 Have I taught you nothing? 783 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,720 "Sucks". 784 00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,520 Are you vandalising that mirror? 785 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:03,120 Er...no. 786 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,720 No, I'm not. I saw you writing on it. 787 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:09,840 Yeah. 788 00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,120 Yeah, I think it'd be best if I just go. 789 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:15,960 Do you think you can come here and do whatever you like, is that it? 790 00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:18,200 Swear at the students. 791 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:21,680 Write filth on the walls. Please, just let me go. 792 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,280 No, no, no. 793 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,320 I want an apology. OK. 794 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,960 OK. I am sorry. 795 00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,720 For what? 796 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,680 I'm sorry for writing graffiti on the mirror. 797 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,200 And? 798 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:44,960 And I'm sorry for swearing at the students. 799 00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,040 And? 800 00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:59,520 And for daring to date a woman so way out of your league. 801 00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:06,480 And for...daring to... 802 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,000 Oh, no. Oh, my God. 803 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,520 Oh! 804 00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,960 Why couldn't you... Why couldn't you just...let me leave! 805 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,160 HE WHIMPERS 806 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:31,520 You tell anybody about this, 807 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:36,200 I will come back and I will finish off the fucking job. 808 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,680 Not the police, 809 00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,320 not Sam, 810 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,360 not anybody. 811 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,880 Do you understand? 812 00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,240 (Do you understand?) 813 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:56,760 Do you know what I don't get? People still can't see me. 814 00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,840 I thought that at least I would be visible again. 815 00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:03,040 Annie, you were never meant to be visible in the first place. 816 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,120 There's a natural order. 817 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,480 There's life, there's the door, 818 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:10,840 and then somewhere in between them, there's the ghosts. 819 00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,280 But you... 820 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,600 You were something different. 821 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,280 A crease in the cloth, a... 822 00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:23,240 In a plane, you have this thing called an artificial horizon. 823 00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:26,120 It's this little gauge and you have to keep it flat. 824 00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,480 And that's order. 825 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,520 You tipped the world too much in one direction 826 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,120 and sooner or later, it had to right itself. 827 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,520 What happened to you, Sykes? 828 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:51,320 In battle, you don't have the time to think everything through. 829 00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:54,960 You make the right choice, your men live. 830 00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,720 I made the wrong choice. 831 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,680 I've had 70 years to think about it. 832 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,960 And that's why I didn't want to help you. 833 00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:10,040 I didn't want to have... responsibility again. 834 00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,000 I didn't want more blood on my hands. 835 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,240 Is that why you're still here? 836 00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:18,480 I go through that door 837 00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,640 and I know who's waiting for me. 838 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:25,320 Maybe they'll welcome me now, but maybe not. 839 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:30,440 I'm a coward, Annie. No. 840 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,440 That's one thing you will never be. 841 00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:38,160 On the plus side, you don't have to worry about the gatekeepers any more. 842 00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,400 Yay! Not after what you did today. 843 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,800 From now on, the door will be your choice. 844 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,560 Why would I ever choose to go through? 845 00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:48,280 The world will change around you. 846 00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:53,520 You'll see people fall in love, have children, grow old and die. 847 00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,360 All the things you can't do any more. 848 00:52:56,360 --> 00:53:00,760 It'll be like watching the world through a glass wall 849 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,240 and eventually, it becomes unbearable. 850 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,800 Well, that's a cheery thought(!) 851 00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:15,040 Ah, but then... But then you'll find something else. 852 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,360 What? 853 00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:20,440 The next adventure. 854 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,560 What's that supposed to mean? That's strictly need-to-know. 855 00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:30,960 Dismissed. 856 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:55,520 Good work. Good work tonight. Safe home, yeah? 857 00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:58,920 INDISTINCT SPEECH 858 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:02,840 You look great, as usual. See you next time. 859 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:05,680 OK. OK. 860 00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,960 Thanks for being here. 861 00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,000 I'll see you next time. 862 00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:17,680 I'll see you next time. What a story! 863 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,320 See you. 864 00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:23,360 That was great. 865 00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,640 GEORGE SOBS 866 00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:11,320 I want this animal sent kicking and screaming to hell, 867 00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:12,560 and you're the man to do it. 868 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:16,440 I don't kill any more. But you're a vampire. 869 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:18,240 Is that even possible? 870 00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:22,120 Hello, little lady. You must be Molly. You've got dog breath. 871 00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:24,800 Single mother, penniless, lives with her mum. 872 00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:27,800 I'm just gonna turn my back now for three seconds 873 00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,000 just to give you the opportunity to run for the hills. 874 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,680 I'm going to ask Sam and Molly to move in with me. 875 00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,800 Two hours, but that's it. Oh, look, he won't be a problem. 876 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,840 What is that? A baby. It's one of mine. 877 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:41,440 How long have I been gone?! I signed on to this 878 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,440 to study the genetics of evil. 879 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,800 Since when did assassinating vampires become part of the brief? 880 00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,680 E-mail: subtitling@bbc.co.uk