1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,400 Annie was killed by Owen. 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,400 We've been deluding ourselves we could ever be accepted 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:09,760 by proper human beings. We are monsters. 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:13,480 Everything Owen and I ever had can go to ash. 5 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:17,920 They're only human? Then it's our mistake wanting to be like them. 6 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:18,920 I'm in. 7 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:24,000 This programme contains some strong language. 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,120 'We meet people and fall in love 9 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:33,480 'and when we part they leave marks for us to remember them by. 10 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:38,320 'Our lovers sculpt us. 11 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:44,440 'They define us, for better or worse. 12 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:51,200 'Like a pinball, we slam into them and rebound in a different direction, 13 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,800 'propelled by the contact. 14 00:00:55,440 --> 00:01:00,040 'And after the parting, we might be scarred. 15 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,000 'But stronger. 16 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,600 'Or more fragile, 17 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,640 'or needy, or angry, 18 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,640 'or guilty. 19 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,840 'It's never unchanged. 20 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:30,320 'Our lovers linger inside us like ghosts... 21 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:34,680 'haunting the corridors and deserted rooms. 22 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,760 'Sometimes whispering. 23 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,040 'Sometimes screaming. 24 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,880 SCREAMING 25 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:48,960 'Invisible, but... 26 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,480 'always there. 27 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,760 'Waiting.' 28 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:20,680 More jam. 29 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,520 How many is that now? 30 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,440 That's...eleven jars. 31 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:30,320 I wonder what it is about us that says "we need jam." 32 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:33,160 It's a gesture. They feel guilty. 33 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:36,720 Yeah, so was writing "paedo" on the front door. 34 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:41,400 I'm going to haunt Owen. OK. 35 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,520 I think that's why I'm still here. 36 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:48,400 In fact I'm certain, and I thought 37 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:54,200 finding out what happened would be it, but there's clearly more to it because, well, 38 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:57,400 look, I haven't gone. Mmm. 39 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:02,240 Have you spoken to Mitchell? Chance would be a fine thing. I've barely seen him, have you? 40 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,560 Not since the other night, when... 41 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:09,120 well, since the accident. Do you need any help? 42 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:13,320 Um... 43 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,640 ..yeah. 44 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:20,720 Thanks, but I don't really know what I'm going to do yet, but... 45 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:25,480 Right, well, can I just state for the record, that I understand 46 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:29,160 why you're doing this, but I don't want you to go. 47 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,680 Noted. 48 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:44,760 The door opens and it's the hotel manager! 49 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:46,760 And he kind of stops. 50 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:51,080 I'm having a cigarette, and Mitchell's face is like, 51 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:56,480 covered with blood, and there's this dead girl lying on the bed. 52 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,920 Which reminds me, she's coming by later. 53 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:04,200 So the manager is standing there, staring at this scene 54 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:07,080 and then there's this kind of silence. 55 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,640 And Mitchell says... LAUGHS 56 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,320 "Ah, tomb service." 57 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,200 LAUGHTER 58 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:20,560 I can't tell you how delighted I am to welcome Mitchell back. 59 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,720 These are exciting times, my friends, 60 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:26,160 and I know I've said it before... Look, they're rolling their eyes. 61 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,640 They know what I'm going to say. But it's true! 62 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:31,600 Come on, say it with me. 63 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,920 No-one gets left behind! 64 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,960 Behind. Come here. 65 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:45,560 Er... 66 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:48,760 I just want to say thank you for taking me back. 67 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:52,720 I've seen what humanity is really like and this is where I belong. 68 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,120 I'm home now. 69 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:01,200 Maybe you can explain something. 70 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,240 A funeral parlour? This has been bothering me. 71 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:08,320 Aren't we skirting a little close to a cliche here? 72 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:18,240 Well, there's a practical reason. 73 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:22,840 After they've died, the recruits, this is where they're brought. 74 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:25,200 But there's more to it than that. 75 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:29,120 Our very existence is a union of life and death. 76 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:35,960 Cemeteries, hospitals, funeral parlours, 77 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,440 are all places where the two worlds meet and overlap. 78 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,800 We feel at home here. 79 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,240 These are our churches. 80 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:49,880 Plus there's plenty of room for storage. 81 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,960 It is so great to have you back. 82 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,520 Owen. 83 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:06,080 Owen! 84 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,680 Oh, is that it? 85 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,200 It's rubbish, isn't it? 86 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:13,800 What would Patrick Swayze do? What do you mean? 87 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,480 Well, what effect do you want to have? 88 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,840 Maybe it would help if we knew what you wanted to achieve. 89 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:23,120 I want him to confess, I guess. So tell him. 90 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,400 "Confess!" 91 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,600 Confess! 92 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:30,960 Put a bit of a hiss on the end there - fessss! 93 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,200 Confessss! 94 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,240 Confesssss! 95 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:41,200 Yeah, that was nice. Throw in some spooky stuff as well. 96 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:44,360 You know like, "I am... 97 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:48,080 "I am darkness! I am death!" 98 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,280 I am darkness! 99 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:53,760 I am death! 100 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,160 It's not like the films, is it? 101 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:06,880 We don't even know if he's going to be able to see you. 102 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:09,320 Oh, he'll be able to see me. 103 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,680 Everything's different now. 104 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,440 I know what I'm supposed to do. 105 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:17,640 Well, maybe we're underestimating what just that will do to him. 106 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:24,600 You know what I said about making him confess. 107 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,600 It's not just that. 108 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:35,880 I want to scare him, 109 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:38,360 to make him... 110 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:41,560 cry and beg and scream. 111 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,560 It's not just about justice. 112 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:46,440 It's more jagged than that. 113 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,480 Is that wrong? 114 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,200 It's human. 115 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,880 Not everything about being human is nice. 116 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,800 You know how this works. 117 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,560 Come in. 118 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,520 Ready to spread a little joy? 119 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:38,680 Duncan Johnson. 41 years old. 120 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:42,360 AIDS related Cytomegalovirus. He's got about five weeks, tops. 121 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,000 What does he do? 122 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,160 He's an engineer. 123 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:49,440 Now, you know what I wanted to be? 124 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,120 An architect. 125 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:54,600 I had this little picture book when I was a kid. 126 00:08:56,920 --> 00:09:00,640 Spires and castles, cathedrals. 127 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,520 I'd kind of dream of them, you know. 128 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:07,080 And my own buildings too, they're like... 129 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,360 coloured blocks, 130 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:11,760 scattered across a mountainside. 131 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,840 I still dream about that picture book. 132 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,240 And now there's this. 133 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,400 This...chose me. 134 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,920 LIFT BELL RINGS 135 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:40,680 Herrick. Don't frighten him. 136 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,880 He hasn't come to terms with what's happening to him yet. 137 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,640 He's angry and scared and... 138 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,960 he doesn't want to die. 139 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,600 Who does? 140 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:55,160 Mr Johnson? 141 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:56,680 Please don't be alarmed. 142 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,320 Forgive me if I dispense with the niceties. 143 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:05,520 no-one more than you knows that time is of the essence. 144 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,640 Now, my name is William Herrick. 145 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:10,920 And I have a proposition for you... 146 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:18,440 Yeah, it just stopped working again. Uh-huh. 147 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,960 Yeah, I'm turning it now. 148 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,480 No, not even a rattle. 149 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:28,160 Could you? That would be great. 150 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,200 Um, six...seven? 151 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:37,840 Yeah, well, if I'm not here, then just let yourself in. Lovely. 152 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,080 OK, yep, see you then. 153 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,080 It's done. 154 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,160 Owen's coming. 155 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,360 Black coffee. 156 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:05,760 No sugar, just a splash of cold water from the tap. 157 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,960 Hello, Josie. 158 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,000 My God. Is it really you? 159 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,840 You haven't changed. 160 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,480 Neither have you. 161 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,000 Liar. 162 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,880 What are you doing here? 163 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,600 I live here. I work here. You? 164 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,000 Oh, we moved here when my husband retired. 165 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,120 You're married. 166 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,920 Oh, he died. Five years ago. 167 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:31,360 Oh, I'm sorry. 168 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,080 What about you? No. 169 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,520 Just me. As ever. 170 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:40,640 All alone. No, I have a house I share with some friends. 171 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,200 Are they...? 172 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,400 They're not vampires, they're something else. 173 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:53,120 We came here to Bristol, one weekend, do you remember? 174 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:56,560 The Clifton Hotel. Mr and Mrs McCartney. 175 00:11:56,560 --> 00:12:00,520 It was the sixties. Beatlemania. It was the first thing I could think of. 176 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:06,840 I stole my mother's wedding ring. We only left the hotel was to buy more cigarettes and chocolate. 177 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:10,760 Sorry, we need to talk. All right, George. 178 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:13,200 This is Josie. George is one of the people I talked about. 179 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,440 Oh, right, hi. 180 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:19,360 Yeah, hi. Josie and I dated for a while. 181 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,480 In the sixties. 182 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,360 It's fine. She knows about us, it's cool. 183 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:27,120 Right, er, yes... 184 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,480 Right...um... 185 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,120 What do you want to talk about? 186 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,720 Er...we can talk later. 187 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,520 That was mean. 188 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,400 What? Why? Mitchell. You just outed him. 189 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:47,600 So why are you here? Are you sick? 190 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,720 Lung cancer. 191 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,800 Can they...? No. 192 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,280 Look at you. 193 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:02,480 Frozen...like a photograph. 194 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,440 George! 195 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,960 Why, why bother? 196 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,200 Hello, you. 197 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:38,040 I hope you're not going to take that out of their deposit. Annie? 198 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,640 Not any more. 199 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,400 I am darkness. 200 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,400 I am death, 201 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,760 vengeance and fury. 202 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:52,240 Fire and blood. 203 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,720 Diamonds and bones. 204 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,960 Sapphire and... 205 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,400 steel. 206 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,240 Confess, Owen! 207 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:09,040 Confessssss! 208 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,240 Textbook. 209 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,760 Hey, Annie. 210 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,280 That the best you've got? 211 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:46,640 I knew it, I fucking knew it! 212 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,680 All that stuff happening at my house. 213 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:55,080 I thought it was just... 214 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,800 guilt. 215 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,840 You see, I should have known 216 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,960 that even death wouldn't be a match for one of your sulks. 217 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:13,200 I mean, that's what this is, isn't it? 218 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,520 It's the Isle of Wight all over again. A sulk? 219 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,920 You killed me! 220 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:22,600 So what are you then, a ghost? 221 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,520 How does this work? 222 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,400 What? Come on, spit it out! 223 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:36,000 Quiet as the grave. 224 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,880 Well... 225 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,960 I think we're done here, don't you? 226 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,680 I should charge rent for three. 227 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,840 See you. 228 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,120 What's everyone doing? 229 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,360 Well, Sorenson has just farted, 230 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:15,200 so all the men are high-fiving each other. 231 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,520 It's like dinner with the Kennedys up there. 232 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:22,720 Everyone looking after you? They won't leave me alone. 233 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:26,800 I can't even take a piss without someone saying, "Hey, mind if I tag along?" 234 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,240 Yeah, and I bet that was Seth. 235 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:32,160 What can I say, we're just thrilled to have you back. 236 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:38,160 Anything? No, it could be a while yet. 237 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,040 Hmm, yeah, 238 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:44,480 take a break. Go and sit with the guys from MENSA upstairs. 239 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,040 No, there needs to be someone here when he wakes up. 240 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,960 The things he'll have seen in-between. 241 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:54,080 I was wondering... If you're recruiting people, 242 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:57,320 making offers, could you talk to somebody I know? 243 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:08,120 Sure. Who? Ah, she's just an old friend. 244 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,720 She's at the hospital. She's ill. What does she do? 245 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:15,920 Mmm, I'm not sure, she was a dance teacher when I knew her. 246 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,880 Not exactly a key worker. 247 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,600 But what the hell. 248 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,520 Come the revolution, 249 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,920 we'll all need to know how to dance. Great. 250 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,680 Thank you. 251 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,760 You shouldn't do that. 252 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,080 Let them take someone you care about. 253 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,960 Why not? 254 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,800 They might become cruel. 255 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,480 It changes you, this life. 256 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,960 It didn't change me. 257 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,240 It did. 258 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,920 It just took longer. 259 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,280 What's going on, Lauren? 260 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:05,760 I thought you were happy. 261 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:09,120 How could I not be happy? They're catering to my every need. 262 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,320 It's OK, it's all right. 263 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:21,080 Men. There were men there. I know, it's OK, you're safe now, you're home now. 264 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:28,400 He didn't freak out...at all? 265 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,840 It does make sense really when you think about it, 266 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:37,720 we were expecting him to react like a sane person, even though this is someone who killed his fiance, 267 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:41,840 concealed it and then rented out the crime scene. So what do we do now? 268 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,760 I'll have to see Janey, I guess. 269 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,360 I'll go while he's at work. 270 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:49,440 Owen's girlfriend? Otherwise she'll be next, won't she? 271 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,480 Hello, stranger. 272 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,360 Hey, you're back late. 273 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,760 Yeah. I had a... 274 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,880 stuff at the, er... It was a mad day. 275 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,160 Any of these a coffee? 276 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,480 Oh...um, that one, that one maybe. 277 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:12,200 So, um...I've decided to haunt Owen. 278 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,560 Cool. 279 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:18,600 Yeah, I wanted to talk it through with you first, but... 280 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:23,920 anyway, he saw me today, but he didn't react as I expected. 281 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,840 So now I think I'll have to see Janey. 282 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,880 Sounds like a plan. Where have you been? 283 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,600 Work. I told you. Not all the time. 284 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:36,080 I've been busy. You're back with them, aren't you? 285 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,000 It's different now. 286 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Oh, Mitchell. Are you killing again? 287 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,280 It's voluntary. No-one's being forced to do anything. 288 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,000 We're giving people hope. 289 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,320 Well, now I've heard everything. 290 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:57,040 But you've always said that getting the house was to be part of humanity 291 00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:01,840 so that you could retreat from what you are. 292 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,960 Humanity? Most of humanity still point at planes... 293 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,760 The way you two talk about them. 294 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:14,040 How charming they are, how benign. 295 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,240 Like they're Howard from the fucking Halifax. 296 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:19,520 They are stupid and thuggish and cruel 297 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:24,360 and we will never be like them, and thank God for that. 298 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,720 They are the monsters. 299 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,680 I just can't believe it's taken me this long to work it out. 300 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:09,640 'It's a lot to take in, I know, it's about being another option.' 301 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,640 If I agreed... 302 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,600 what would happen? 303 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:21,280 Would I get better? Instantly. And not just you, everyone! 304 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,320 Places like this would be museums! 305 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,720 It'll end all famine, all war. 306 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,920 Oh, please, please, stop the spin. 307 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:33,280 I don't know who you are when you talk like this. 308 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,400 But I wouldn't... 309 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,480 I'd be like this. 310 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,280 I wouldn't be young. No. You'd be... 311 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:46,080 Frozen, like a photograph? 312 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,600 With you? 313 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,360 Forever. 314 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,720 I'm sorry. 315 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:59,440 It's OK, it's OK, it was the same for me at the start. 316 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,320 No, no, that was different. 317 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:05,440 Being human means being mortal. 318 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,040 It means dying. 319 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,680 You can't rob people of that. 320 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,960 No-one's being robbed, don't you see? It's a choice. 321 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:19,520 It's a trick! Christ, Mitchell, just because they're handing themselves over voluntarily, 322 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,440 it doesn't stop it being a con. 323 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:25,160 You're offering something you have no right to. 324 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,320 Of course people want eternal life. 325 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:34,360 People want capital punishment, that doesn't make it right. It's evolution. 326 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,400 Never a birth, never a death? 327 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,680 That's not evolution, that's a full stop! 328 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:52,080 Getting him to approach me, was that really your idea? 329 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:57,160 The Mitchell I knew would never have dreamed... 330 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,920 I wanted to save you. 331 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,880 No. I don't think it was that. 332 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,920 These people you live with, your friends, 333 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,720 do they know about this? 334 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,720 I think that's why you asked him to talk to me. 335 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,440 Because you knew I'd tell you this. 336 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,480 LOUD MUSIC PLAYS 337 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,800 # So if you're lonely 338 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,760 # You know I'm here waiting for you 339 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,880 # I'm just a cross-hair 340 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:47,080 # I'm just a shot away from you And if you leave here... # 341 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,880 DOOR CLOSES 342 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,760 Janey. It's me. 343 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,520 No, no, no, no, don't! 344 00:24:56,520 --> 00:25:00,640 Great, so YOU freak out! 345 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,000 Hiya. 346 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,680 Aaaaaaargh! 347 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,960 Janey! No! Janey! 348 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:28,240 Janey, I'm not going to hurt you. 349 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,480 You took my shoes off. 350 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:37,760 Oh, my God, why did you take my shoes off? 351 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:42,800 You fainted. That's what you do when people faint. You did it to keep me here! 352 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,600 You did it so I couldn't get away! 353 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:48,280 Look, if I wanted to keep you here I would have chopped your feet off. 354 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,520 Oh, no! 355 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,840 Look, I'm not going to chop your feet off! 356 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,720 But you're dead. 357 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,240 You died. 358 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:03,120 You fell down the stairs and cracked your head open. 359 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:05,000 That's not what happened. 360 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,280 Owen said. Owen... 361 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,160 ..killed me. 362 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,480 That's not true. 363 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,920 It's why I'm still here. 364 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,320 I can't let it go. 365 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:45,280 I needed to warn you... because... 366 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,200 next it'll be you. 367 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,960 You're lying. He loves me. 368 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:57,320 If you tell me that he has never laid a finger on you, 369 00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:00,760 never, not even for a second made you feel scared, 370 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,720 then I'll walk away right now. 371 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,800 Sometimes he gets... 372 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,320 What? 373 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,880 No. You need to say it. 374 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,920 No! 375 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,960 I'm going mad, that's all. 376 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,760 It's like what happened to my Aunty Linda. 377 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,120 She kept seeing the Bronte Sisters in her en-suite. 378 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,520 Owen! 379 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,880 Owen! Owen! 380 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,040 SOBBING 381 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,200 What's wrong? I'm going mad, I'm going mad. 382 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,400 What are you talking about? I'm seeing things! It's Annie. 383 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,840 She's here, Owen, she was going to chop my feet off! 384 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,080 OK, that's totally out of context. 385 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:47,520 I can't see anything. Don't listen to him, Janey. 386 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:51,160 He's lying, he's looking at me. It's still talking, it's got her voice. 387 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,920 Sweetheart. I swear to you, I can't see a thing. Can't you? 388 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,520 Don't listen to him, Janey. 389 00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,400 Listen to me, you saw me, you spoke to me. 390 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,800 Oh, God, make it stop. 391 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,800 What's it been saying, baby? 392 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:10,240 What do you think it's been saying? 393 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,760 It said...you killed her. 394 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,440 Did it now? 395 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:27,000 You know what I think this is? 396 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,200 A delayed reaction. 397 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:34,440 How do you mean? You see I think that you're feeling guilty 398 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:38,080 because of what we were doing when she was alive. 399 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,800 Because of the affair. 400 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:45,760 Yeah. 401 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,840 All the emails and texts. 402 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,160 That time at your work. 403 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,000 In the Lexus. 404 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,280 Our engagement party. 405 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,920 Our engagement party? But how? 406 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,680 In the disabled toilets. 407 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,200 You see, I think this is all just a reaction to that. 408 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:09,000 And you know something? 409 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,960 You see now, Annie, she would love this. 410 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,240 She was always so bitter. 411 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:23,040 All her life, bitter towards people that were cleverer than her. 412 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,080 People that did something. 413 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:32,360 She would stand at the side and snipe and bitch, 414 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,880 never participate, 415 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,400 never risk. 416 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,080 So she lived her life in the periphery. 417 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,040 Like a ghost. 418 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,840 So you don't think I'm going mad? 419 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,000 No, baby. 420 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,360 I think that this is a testament 421 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:56,840 to just how wonderful and caring a person you are. 422 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,880 And you really can't see anything? 423 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,600 Come on. 424 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,120 You know what? 425 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,600 I really can't. 426 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,240 The doctor will be over in a minute. 427 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:20,880 Hello, my boyfriend. Hello, my girlfriend. 428 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:25,200 Couple of things, my boyfriend: Lucy Willis, the thrombosis patient. 429 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:30,000 She's going to tag along with the porters whenever they take anyone to physio or x-ray cos, 430 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:36,880 well, it's the only way we can get the bloody woman to do any exercise. Gotcha. 431 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,560 Second thing: 432 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:48,000 the results are in and it turns out that you have a smashing arse. 433 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:53,680 I see. Well, in that case, can I point out that you have two amazing... I need to talk to you. 434 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,680 Erm... Yes... 435 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:02,480 Look. I don't know what Mitchell said to you about... Shut up. 436 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:06,160 Right you are. Mitchell's in trouble. What? 437 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,040 He introduced me to another vampire. 438 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,120 To recruit me. To make me one of them. 439 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,920 The vampires are mobilizing. 440 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:25,680 Oh, they're making it sound all New Labour, but this is an invasion. 441 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:31,360 It's a coup. And the first thing they're doing is recruiting on a bigger scale than ever before. 442 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:35,240 They're talking to people who are dying. Mitchell's part of this? 443 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:39,520 He's how they're getting in. Oh, Christ! 444 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:43,640 Well, what do we do now? Your thing. 445 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,440 Can I ask, is it anything...? 446 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:52,680 Useful? No...no...my thing is a part-time thing. Oh, right. 447 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:56,880 I thought perhaps you were a... wizard, or something. A wizard? 448 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,440 Oh, God, that's ridiculous. 449 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:03,640 Once you've dated a vampire, you tend to have a different criteria for what's ridiculous. OK. 450 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,640 I need to go home. I need to... 451 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,960 How many people are they planning to recruit? How... 452 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,000 how bad is this? 453 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,280 He said it. 454 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,600 The man. He said... 455 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,640 .."No-one gets left behind." 456 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,440 BELL RINGS 457 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,960 Hiya. 458 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,520 You know what I don't get? Why Bristol? 459 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,760 Why not London, or Manchester? 460 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:57,040 What's all that about? Well, the first vampire settled here in 1630. 461 00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:00,720 Richard Turner. We never got round to getting our shit somewhere else. 462 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,280 The first vampire lived here? The first to have a double life. 463 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:09,200 He ran for Parliament, he was a slave-trader, killed maybe, 464 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:13,880 I don't know, a thousand people. Eugh! No-one ever knew. Has nobody told you this stuff? 465 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:19,360 All the best stories are about you, Mitchell. 466 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:23,600 Everyone else is like, "I got this tramp in a doorway." 467 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:28,120 But with you, all they ever talk about is when Mitchell did those twins, 468 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:32,080 Mitchell got that soldier, I mean... I need to talk to Herrick. 469 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,760 You want me to ring you through? 470 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,560 I want you to get out of my way. 471 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,040 We should do this more often. 472 00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:54,040 Mitchell's here. 473 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,520 ECHOEY SCREAMS 474 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,600 SCREAMING INTENSIFIES 475 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,920 Hello? 476 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,080 You didn't give her long enough. 477 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:07,760 The last one, I told him, she'd just come back for Christ's sake. 478 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,280 What are you doing here? 479 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,120 Look, please. There has to be an order to this. 480 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,520 That's why Michael died and Daisy got so sick. 481 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:23,120 What are you talking about? We keep quiet. We eat when you say. 482 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,680 But there are too many of you now. No-one has time to recover. 483 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:35,280 Are they...feeding from you? Don't do this. Please. 484 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,720 How long have you been here? Weeks. 485 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:42,120 There were other people's clothes when we got in here. There were toys under the bed. 486 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,360 We WERE going to tell you. 487 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:55,960 But, like so much in life, it all comes down to timing. 488 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,200 DOOR OPENS 489 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,320 Annie, Annie, Annie, we've got to rescue Mitchell. 490 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:11,680 The thing with the vampires, oh, my God, it's a lot worse than we thought. 491 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:16,560 There's this woman at the hospital, she's f... No, I'll, er... 492 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,800 I'll tell you on the way. 493 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,400 They're... They're...based at an undertakers. 494 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,880 Stereotypes clearly hold no fear for these people. 495 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,640 I have no idea what I'm looking for. 496 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:35,240 Something, something to defend myself with, but so far I have a whisk and I have my mobile phone recharger. 497 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,920 So that's...that's.. 498 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,560 I mean, what do we take? 499 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,240 Do we take crosses and garlic? 500 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:46,080 I know, we should have watched more films! We should... You should have answered me. 501 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:54,200 Anytime you want to chip in, say something constructive, do feel free(!) 502 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:58,480 I can't. 503 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:04,320 I'm sorry, what did you say? It's beaten me. 504 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:10,200 I can't move. I can't... 505 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,880 Owen's won. I can't touch him. 506 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,200 He just keeps on killing me. 507 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:25,760 OK, first off, you need to stop talking. 508 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:29,920 Then you need to stand up and help. 509 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:33,640 You don't understand. No. 510 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,200 Mitchell, our friend, needs you. 511 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:42,880 Your friend. So if you can't do this, then you have done to yourself the one thing Owen could never do. 512 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,440 Because then you HAVE finally died. 513 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,480 Are you sure this is the vampire headquarters? 514 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:08,120 Good afternoon, I'm so sorry, I'm afraid we're closed for business at the moment, 515 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,720 but I do have a number of a... Oh, my God. 516 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:18,640 What do you want? Well, either you have the world's worst customer service or we're in the right place. 517 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,760 We want to see Mitchell. Are you out of your mind? 518 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:25,520 Piss off before I call the others. Can we leave a message, then? 519 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:30,720 What the cock is that? I'm a ghost, actually. Get out! 520 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:35,920 Can you, like, move things about and walk from one room to another? 521 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,480 Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone can do that... 522 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:44,040 Shut it, Digby. The only reason why I haven't torn your bastard face off yet 523 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,680 is cos I've just done the hoovering in here. 524 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,920 Mm-hm. OK, I'm going to get Mitchell. That's it. 525 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:54,320 I'm gonna call my boys in, we're gonna have some fun with you. Annie! 526 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,120 A bit of help here? Sorenson! 527 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,040 Bell! 528 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,760 Good move(!) 529 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,840 I wanna hear you bark, little dog. 530 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,800 Did you just hit me with a chair? 531 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,880 Yes! Sorry. What is wrong with you people? 532 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:19,360 That totally fucking hurt! For Christ's sake, Annie, hit him again! Hit him again? 533 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,720 Hit him again! AGAIN! 534 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,800 We're gonna do this Old School. 535 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,440 Again, Annie! Again! 536 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:44,200 That was pathetic. We were like the world's gayest ninjas. 537 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,040 What? I don't get it. I hit him with a chair and nothing, 538 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,200 and you punch him with your girly arm and he's knocked out. 539 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:54,160 I think my Star of David weakened him. Mitchell sees it all the time. 540 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:58,680 He looks after it when I transform, why doesn't it affect him? Oh, God. I feel sick. 541 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,880 I think that was my first actual fight. 542 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,720 Yeah, well... 543 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:06,800 You'd better get used to it. This is our life now. 544 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:11,600 How's your hand? It really hurts. It's really... 545 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,880 I think I've bruised... No. ..the bone. 546 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:19,720 Those people in that room, who are they? Oh, kinda runaways mostly. 547 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:24,840 You said it was going to be voluntary. This whole thing. That didn't look very voluntary to me! 548 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,720 How did you think this was going to be done? 549 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:35,520 You know, with "please" and "thank you", "may I be so bold?" 550 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,080 Evolution has casualties. 551 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:43,120 You know the Romans, you know they devoured almost every inch of the entire world, 552 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,960 giving us irrigation, medicine and democracy. 553 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:51,240 The Ottoman Empire conquered three continents, giving us education, a judicial system. 554 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:57,840 Now do you think that all of that was achieved without dropping a single ounce of blood? 555 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:05,960 This is the natural churn of history, Mitchell. 556 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:11,040 We're not good or bad, we're just what happens next. The people in that room, how do they fit in? 557 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:15,200 Well, they're a kind of dry run. A theory. 558 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,040 But you haven't recruited them. 559 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,960 I never said I wanted a 100% conversion. 560 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:24,960 There'll always be a portion of humanity kept alive, kept pure. 561 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:29,120 Why? We've got to eat. 562 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,760 And that's what it comes down to. 563 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:37,320 Historical precedents. Slogans. 564 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,480 It's smoke and mirrors. 565 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,160 You just want to feed. 566 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:48,680 You just want to kill. But it feels so nice. 567 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,840 I can't do this. 568 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,160 I'm sorry, Mitchell. 569 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:05,240 You can't just hop in and out as the mood grabs you, you know. 570 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:08,200 You can't just dip your toe. 571 00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,000 It sends a message. 572 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,480 You understand, don't you? 573 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,280 We'll be kind. 574 00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,120 And my friends? 575 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:37,360 You mean the dog? There's another one. 576 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:38,880 A ghost. 577 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,400 What about if, erm... 578 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,560 ..when it happens... 579 00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:51,360 ..I promise it'll be me, not...not Seth, no. 580 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,440 Not, not anyone like him. 581 00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,840 So how do we do this? 582 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:04,640 Well, we can do it right here. Have a drink, choose a chair, 583 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:09,120 break a leg and sharpen it. 584 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,640 Do me a favour. 585 00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:16,600 Afterwards, don't talk about me the way you do. 586 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,360 Don't tell each other those stories about the things I did. 587 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,880 That's not how I want to be remembered. I never had you down as vain. 588 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,480 I just don't want to be an inspiration like that. 589 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,400 Better to be forgotten than that. Shall we? 590 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:38,440 Who wants some of my chair?! Totally should have prepared something... 591 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:40,520 Run! SCREAMING 592 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,280 Run! 593 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,400 I went ahead to check the coast was clear. 594 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:05,800 And is it? Very much not. What, did anyone see you? Erm.. possibly. POUNDING ON DOOR 595 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,080 Shit. This way. 596 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,520 Annie? No, I'm here. 597 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:19,800 Come here, mate. Annie! Get away from here. 598 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,280 No, I'm not going to leave you. Annie, just go! 599 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:25,880 That won't work, Digby. There's too many of us. Let them go Seth! 600 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,520 If you let him go and I swear I won't run! 601 00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,320 SQUELCHY JAB 602 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:32,680 Ow? 603 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:46,200 Well, he won't be staring at my tits when he speaks to me any more. 604 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:49,680 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go, come on. Come on! 605 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,200 Go, go, go, go. 606 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:05,520 This way, this way! 607 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,080 Come on! 608 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,320 Where are we even going? I don't know. 609 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,640 We'll find somewhere. Come on. 610 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:18,080 There's nowhere. No, it's fine, really, we can hide. I can't hide from me, though. 611 00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:22,080 What are you talking about? You can't go back. Mitchell, come on! 612 00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:25,960 You brought me into this world. 613 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,320 - Wait, wait... - I want you to take me out of it. 614 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,080 No. 615 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,920 No way. Absolutely not. Please. Lauren. You saw the people in that room. 616 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,840 Come on, Mitchell! 617 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,400 I go down there. Don't do this. 618 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,240 No, George, wait. 619 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:47,280 Their faces. Oh, God, sometimes they didn't even fight. 620 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:48,440 What are you doing? 621 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:53,080 Why didn't you tell me? Because you would have stopped me, and I liked it too much. 622 00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:54,240 Mitchell! 623 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:58,200 Oh, Lauren, please don't make me do this. 624 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:03,840 You have to. The me I used to be, the me that got hay fever 625 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:10,680 and was scared her parents would find out she smoked, she's almost gone. 626 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,360 Soon all that's going to be left is her. 627 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:17,720 Oh, Lauren, I can't. There isn't time. But you saved us. 628 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:20,840 So save me. 629 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:53,120 Somebody needs to stop him, Mitchell. He wants to tear everything down. 630 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,320 Here it comes. 631 00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:06,440 Oh, my! 632 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,160 CRACKING 633 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:41,320 Thank you. 634 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:44,880 Not for the tea. 635 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:54,160 Well, if I'd known it was going to be so Andy McNabb, I might not have bothered. 636 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,880 I'm sorry about Lauren. 637 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:23,280 Hi, honey, I'm home! 638 00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,400 I got your message. 639 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,400 So... 640 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,960 The gang's all here. 641 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:34,280 What are they, your backing singers? 642 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:38,000 Oh, fuck. You're not ghosts as well, are you? 643 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,200 HE LAUGHS 644 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,480 I knew I should have got references... 645 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,960 Can I ask you something? 646 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:50,280 Is the point of all this to make me feel guilty? 647 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,360 Is that what we're doing here? Because it won't work. 648 00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:03,440 Because here's the thing they never tell you. 649 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,040 You see to kill someone... 650 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,800 ..and get away with it... 651 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:15,960 ..you're bullet-proof. 652 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:19,640 You're a god. 653 00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:24,800 There's a question you haven't asked yourself yet. If I exist, 654 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,520 what else does? 655 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:31,240 You think you're the big bad wolf, you should see George on a full moon. 656 00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:34,600 You think you're a cold-blooded murderer... 657 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:40,040 ..Mitchell was killing eighty years before you were even born. 658 00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,040 Don't you get it yet? 659 00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:44,800 I'm just the tip of the iceberg. 660 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,680 I'm Good Cop. 661 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:53,000 Look at you. So pleased with your grubby little murder. 662 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:57,600 The fact is, when it comes to pure, naked evil, you're an amateur. 663 00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,840 I want you to know you've wandered off the path. 664 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:06,200 This is where the wild things are, and we've got your scent now. 665 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:09,760 We can find you at the edge of the earth 666 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:17,440 and create unimaginable tortures, and now I'm going to tell you the very worst thing in the world, 667 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,560 something only the dead know. 668 00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,440 That's not true. 669 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:35,040 I saw it. My advice to you? 670 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:39,560 Find a safe place with locks and bad dogs, 671 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:43,120 and never ever turn out the light. 672 00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,280 EVIL LAUGHTER ECHOES 673 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:16,120 I think I'm going to go and put the kettle on. 674 00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:17,760 What did you say to him? 675 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,280 I told him a secret. 676 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,000 HE SOBS 677 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,440 ECHOEY RIDICULING INTENSIFIES 678 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,520 'So what happens now?' 679 00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,120 To me? 680 00:51:53,120 --> 00:52:00,000 I thought there'd be fireworks. I thought...the clouds would part. 681 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,760 I thought there'd be Elvis. 682 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,360 We just wait, I suppose. Wait? 683 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,000 And do what? 684 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,080 Well, the Real Hustle's on at 8.30. 685 00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:13,640 Is it? If it's a question of closure, well, what constitutes closure? 686 00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:17,840 Owen turning himself in? Doing himself in? 687 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:26,560 Yes, sir. What can I do for you? I need you to keep me safe. OK. 688 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,440 Have you been threatened by someone? 689 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:35,880 I killed my girlfriend. 690 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:41,280 And now she lives with what I think is a werewolf 691 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:44,440 and a vampire and they're going to torture me. 692 00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,040 So I need to find somewhere safe. 693 00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,640 I see. 694 00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:54,280 Well, in that case we're going to need a different form. 695 00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:02,720 Annie, those things you said to Owen, 696 00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:04,440 what happened? 697 00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:06,520 I have never seen you like that before. 698 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:13,040 Yeah, it's funny what overcoming a whole army of vampires does to your confidence. 699 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,240 I'll see yous later. 700 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,280 Er...guys... 701 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:22,760 Oh, my God, it's here. 702 00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,640 So that's it? 703 00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:30,240 That's death? 704 00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:33,520 Do I...do I pack? 705 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:37,240 No. I mean, I don't think so. 706 00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:39,160 I think you just go as you are. 707 00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,360 What is it? 708 00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:46,480 On the other side, is it something good, or something else? 709 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,320 Probably something else. 710 00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:52,840 Then...then why are you going? It doesn't make sense! Stay. Please. Just, just stay. 711 00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:57,320 If you don't know what's there, why the hell are you going? Because it's an end. 712 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,520 I should say goodbye now, then. 713 00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:05,960 Will you be all right? TOGETHER: Yeah, I'll look after him. 714 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:12,240 You hated me. 715 00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:17,480 I didn't. Oh, you did. A bit. 716 00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:30,000 Don't kill anyone. 717 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,840 Good tip. 718 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,000 Write that down. 719 00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:43,440 So... So... 720 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,120 Yes. 721 00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:50,440 I'll be off, then. 722 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,440 Oh, this is ridiculous! 723 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,720 You're lucky. Most people don't get a chance to say goodbye. 724 00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,800 I know but...fucking hell! 725 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,240 You might want to have different last words. 726 00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:07,560 George. When I open it, don't look inside. OK. 727 00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,520 Oh, it's cold. 728 00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:26,520 KNOCKING ON DOOR 729 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:30,240 Aggh! There's someone at the door. It's all right, it's all right. 730 00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:32,920 It's the other door! What?! It's the front door! 731 00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:37,800 Oh, my bloody God! I actually let out a little bit of wee there. 732 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:41,640 Of all the times, there's someone at the door now? Maybe they'll go away. 733 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:44,560 KNOCKING ON DOOR Oh, this is absurd. 734 00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:47,920 We can't do this with somebody at the door. Oh, no! 735 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:53,040 Ask me in! 736 00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:55,040 Oh, God! Oh, God! 737 00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:57,720 Ask me in! 738 00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:58,920 Oh, no! 739 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:03,360 Mitchell, tell me what to do. Do we take the stake out? 740 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:07,760 George he's dying. You need to go. What? We don't know how long the portal will be here. 741 00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,800 Annie, this might be your only chance, 742 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,680 Just go. But he's dying! 743 00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:17,720 George! I'll get him to the hospital. I can deal with this. 744 00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:18,840 Ambulance, please. 745 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:23,360 Annie...go... 746 00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,360 Annie, just go! 747 00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:36,720 What do you believe? That it's time to grow up. 748 00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:41,760 I am the beginning, this land is ours 749 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:45,400 and we have all the time in the world. 750 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,520 HOWLING 751 00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,760 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd