1 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:10,080 This programme contains some strong language and some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting. 2 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:16,640 They thought that if you saw the film, you'd want me and you'd come back. 3 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:20,640 I don't really see where this relationship is headed any more. 4 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,640 You can't do this on your own. So maybe I won't. 5 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:25,800 Lauren! 6 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,640 Annie was killed by Owen. 7 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,680 Owen, please look. 8 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,400 Bitch! 9 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,920 Where do I belong? 10 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,320 Where do I fit? 11 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,880 Who are my people? 12 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:54,320 Where do my loyalties lie? 13 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,800 We all choose our tribe. 14 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,480 It's that need to belong, 15 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,280 to live within boundaries. 16 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,960 Cos it's scary on the outside, 17 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,480 on the fringes... 18 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:20,040 Some labels are forced on us. They mark us, 19 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:24,520 set us apart till we're like ghosts, just drifting through other people's lives. 20 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,640 But only if we let the labels hold. 21 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:42,840 You can piss your whole life away trying out who you might be. 22 00:01:55,840 --> 00:02:01,320 It's when you've worked out who you are that you can really start to live. 23 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,560 Where are you hiding her? 24 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,640 Where's Lauren? 25 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,400 He never rings, he never writes... 26 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,960 Go and get her. She's coming with me. 27 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,400 I'm sorry, Mitchell, it's really not gonna happen. 28 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,240 You don't get to decide this, Herrick. 29 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:34,000 Well, I do, actually. Because you just keep hurting her, Mitchell. 30 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,840 You just keep hurting her! 31 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:46,680 You recruit her, that's fine. But then you just leave her! 32 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:50,080 She wakes up with us, she doesn't know where she is, 33 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:56,640 she's calling for you... So, fine, we pick up the pieces best we can, but then...Jesus Christ! 34 00:02:56,640 --> 00:03:00,320 Then you try and take her bag. She's the one who came to me. 35 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:04,280 Where else is she gonna go? She couldn't exactly call ChildLine, could she? 36 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:08,240 When I recruited you, I didn't abandon you. 37 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:11,880 I took care of you. Do you know why? 38 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:15,560 Because it was my responsibility. I was helping her. 39 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:21,400 What, by getting her to buy into this ridiculous...your fad? 40 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:25,520 My what? This thing you're doing with you and your furry friend. 41 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:30,240 Raiding the dressing-up box, pretending to be human. It's a game! 42 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:31,680 It's...this is not a game! 43 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,720 Meeting in hotels like you're what? Lovers? 44 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:39,240 You rip her mortality away then you try and patch it up with these... 45 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:41,400 scraps of human behaviour. 46 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,160 That is cruel, Mitchell. 47 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:48,280 Why can't you just let her be the thing you made her? 48 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:51,480 And leave her to the likes of you? Well, at least we're consistent. 49 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:55,000 Herrick, you forced her to screw a man, then kill him while you filmed it. 50 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,960 So you watched it then? 51 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,680 Well, I didn't know what it was, did I? Till the end. 52 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:06,440 What was that? You watched it. 53 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,680 To the end. 54 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:10,880 When the guy died. 55 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,920 Like I said, I didn't know what it was. 56 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,720 Mm. 57 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,360 How...erm... 58 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,240 thorough. 59 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:27,560 Look, you go and do your thing. 60 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,240 Maybe you need to get it out of your system. 61 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,880 You go and do your thing and come on home. 62 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:39,480 There'll always be a place for you here, just like there was for Lauren. 63 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:04,880 Er, mind your feet! Oh... What happened here? 64 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:06,880 Just dropped a plate. Right. 65 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,360 Whoa, did you just...?! 66 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,760 Tell me honestly, is this too flash? 67 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:18,920 I can't imagine ever saying yes, but a bit of context might help. 68 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,200 Right, yes, sorry. I'm seeing Nina later. 69 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,680 Not-not-not a date. Really, really, really not a date. 70 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:29,120 Not a date in a pub, not a date in a restaurant or not a date in another date-like situation? 71 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,800 Gastropub. Not a date in a gastropub. Annie? 72 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:36,480 You look like bar staff. 73 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:41,160 Fair enough. Last time I wore it, someone did ask if the jalfrezi was off, so... 74 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:43,240 Oh... 75 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:47,160 OK, this mug, did it just move on its own? 76 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:52,440 Yeah, right. Maybe it fell out with the other mugs and decided he needed some time on his own. 77 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:03,080 Well? This, er, non-date, you gonna break it to her you cross-dress? 78 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:09,160 Bit much? OK...Er.. 79 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,920 You-you-you agree with him? 80 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:15,240 It's hideous. Yeah, well, 81 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,360 I kept the receipt. 82 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:23,560 So? Er, can we just forget about the mug and the plate? 83 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,120 What happened with the plate? 84 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,880 RATTLING, ELECTRICAL BUZZING 85 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:35,040 When did this start? 86 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:40,320 After I found out about Owen. And for all I know, this could be perfectly normal. 87 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:44,520 You find out your fiance murdered you, you become a throwing-things-about ghost. 88 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:49,680 Poltergeist. See, you know the terms, you understand how this works. 89 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:54,920 D'you think I can channel it? I have been dying to pull that fridge out and clean behind it. 90 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:58,240 Annie, you're still dealing with the fact that you were killed by Owen. 91 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:01,840 Maybe cleaning the kitchen isn't the best way to go about it. 92 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,440 You really can't control it, huh? 93 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:10,920 Oh, that just looks like you can't be arsed. Really? Really. 94 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:15,240 Well, maybe I don't need your advice. Maybe I understand women a bit better than you think. 95 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,280 Oh, you're one of those guys. 96 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:22,080 What-what guys? Turns bumptious once he's getting laid. Huh. 97 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:24,120 I've always been... I'm not... 98 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:27,840 And don't, please, no don't call it 'getting laid'. 99 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:31,280 With Nina, it's more... 100 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:34,280 poetic. Oh, yes, oh, yes, very funny. 101 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:39,400 The werewolf's a romantic. Though the sex was verging on ferocious. 102 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,360 Shit..shit. What? 103 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,920 No, nothing. 104 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:49,440 Oh, no, no, no...it's just occurred to me I was on the jaws of a change when me and Nina... 105 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,240 Yeah, yeah. 106 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:54,800 You know, I had the wolf in me. 107 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,960 So did Nina. 108 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:58,720 Stop sniggering, this is not a joke. 109 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:04,200 I really, really like Nina and I thought that... well, I hoped that she liked me. 110 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:06,800 But what if she's only interested in the wolf? 111 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:15,320 Oh, oh, thank you for, "Oh, no, George, how could that be possible?". 112 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,560 CHILDREN ARGUE 113 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,680 Nobody wants you here. What you on about? 114 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:53,360 I can do whatever I want. 115 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,000 ARGUMENT CONTINUES 116 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:58,840 Oi, lads, what are you doing? 117 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,360 Piss off! 118 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:04,720 Run that by me again? You heard. He reckons he can take us! 119 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,360 You're about three! This your boyfriend? No. 120 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,440 Leave him alone. Fuck off, Goth boy. 121 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:14,160 Don't push your luck. Cos you'll do what? Don't. Or what? 122 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,640 You don't wanna know. Yeah, I do. why I asked. 123 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:20,240 No, no really...You don't. 124 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:29,680 Keep away from him, missus. He's an alien freak! 125 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:32,480 I could've seen them off myself. 126 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,080 I couldn't at your age. 127 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:41,480 No? No. That was payback there on all the little bastards who used to have a pop at me. Yeah? 128 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,080 Between us, 129 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,760 I was the dorkiest of dorks. 130 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,880 What's going on? Who were those boys? 131 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,800 Retards from school. Bernie! 132 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:53,360 They were giving your son a bit of grief. 133 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,920 He is your son, isn't he? 134 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:58,440 Yeah. Who are you? He helped me see them off. 135 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,880 I'm Mitchell. I'm just across the way there. 136 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,280 You see, that's modern living for you. 137 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,480 I don't know half the neighbours. 138 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:10,240 They could have Osama bin Laden stashed away at number six and I wouldn't know! 139 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:15,200 Yeah... Fleur. I'm sorry? 140 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:16,880 Me. 141 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:21,040 I know it sounds like acid reflux, but it's my name. Fleur. 142 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:25,000 Nice to meet you. This is Bernie. 143 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,280 You're coming in for a cuppa. 144 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,760 Camomile. 145 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,560 Right. 146 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:37,000 No coffee then? 147 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:42,080 Little shits! I say this as a mother, but children are foul. 148 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:46,760 Thanks. Not you. It's just the way they treat each other. 149 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:49,320 You know, picking on anyone who's different... 150 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,840 I'm not different. Yes, you are. 151 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:55,720 You're sensitive, you're kind different to those little thugs. 152 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:58,360 Mum, you make me sound gay. Oi! 153 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:01,840 I'll tell Uncle Frank and Uncle Paolo that you said that! 154 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:09,240 There is no shame in being sensitive, is there, Mitchell? 155 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,160 Not at all. 156 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:16,240 You can't blame the children. Not when you consider the parents. 157 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,640 Jesus! 158 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,160 Sorry. 159 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,920 No, we're not born arseholes. 160 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:25,520 Mum, you're shaming me. 161 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,640 And you're one of the good guys. 162 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,040 Poor Keisha's in a right state. 163 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:35,600 She's been puking. I mean really retching her guts up... I, er, get the picture. 164 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:40,720 Both ends. I mean, it's blatantly a hangover but someone has to go in and cover her shift. Course. 165 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,920 Ooh, look, you've dressed up and everything. 166 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:47,080 No, no, no, no I always wear... black. You're pissed off with me. 167 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:53,520 Nina, no, your-your-your commitment to your job, it-it's so attractive. 168 00:11:53,520 --> 00:12:01,720 Your passion, your-your your-your-your commitment, it-it-it's up there with...er... 169 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,760 My breasts? No. 170 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,400 Oh, right, so they're not all that then? 171 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:08,000 No. Yes. Yes, erm, yes. 172 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,760 No it's erm, it's just, it's just a gesture. 173 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:13,160 Yeah. Look, er... 174 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:20,720 we may not make the restaurant, but I've still got an hour before I need to leave, so... 175 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,240 Get a takeaway? 176 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,840 George! Ow. 177 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:28,400 Oh. Oh, you mean, we could erm... 178 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,240 We could, 179 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,520 couldn't we? 180 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,440 We could, yes, absolutely... 181 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:42,240 Um, er but look, the thing is, you you might be expecting this kind of... 182 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,720 Bloody hell! Too hard? 183 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,480 Yeah, yeah, yes, just a bit! 184 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,560 I thought you liked it rough. 185 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,160 Ah...Now...Well... 186 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:52,880 This is what I need to say, Nina. Ow! 187 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:58,480 Look I'm not anti the rough stuff, not-not-not at all but-but... 188 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,720 It won't always be like the other night. 189 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,320 Oh, thank God. 190 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,640 Eh? I thought you were impressed. 191 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:11,360 Er,...more...stunned. 192 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:12,840 Oh! 193 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:13,840 So.. so... 194 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,440 slow things down a bit? 195 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,480 If that's all right with you? 196 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:22,440 That's fine with me. Don't get me wrong, I'm not suggesting we wear those weird chastity rings 197 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:27,200 American kids have, you know, "We're not shagging cos we're mentals" but I just... 198 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,520 Just rewind a little. 199 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:33,720 To flowers and romance. 200 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:34,960 Exactly. 201 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:08,720 Hey. Hey! How's it going? 202 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,320 All right. Cool. 203 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,960 Oh, it's you. Twice in two days. Are we being stalked? 204 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:18,480 No. Am I? Not unless you're on your way to Tesco's, no. 205 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:22,880 I've got some people over for dinner tonight and can I be bothered? Why'd you invite them? 206 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:28,280 I was drunk. You on trolley-pushing duty? As if! I'm going into town. Wanna come? 207 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:31,840 Course he doesn't. I don't mind. I'm only mooching. 208 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:35,840 Oh, yeah, I forgot, yeah, all men are kids at heart. 209 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:41,600 His dad's the same when he's over. Him and mum have split. But we're on Skype all the time. Oh, yeah! 210 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,640 He treats you like a playmate doesn't he? 211 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:47,240 Any excuse to crack open the Lego. 212 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,760 I'll take him out. Mum? 213 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:52,440 Do you mind? What? 214 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:54,600 Well, me tagging along with him. 215 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,240 I mean, you hardly know me. 216 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:01,040 I don't believe in wrapping kids in cotton wool. 217 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:04,480 I mean, have to make their own way in the end, don't they? 218 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,800 Go on, have a good time. Thank you. 219 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,840 See you later. Bye. See ya. Bye-bye. 220 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:41,440 You didn't see that. No. 221 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,480 Mitchell, when you were a kid... Yeah? 222 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:48,320 What did you want to be when you grew up? 223 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,320 Oh, God. 224 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:56,080 Just happy, I suppose. That it? 225 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,720 People didn't really have careers back then. 226 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:03,480 Where I came from you either ended up in the church, or in the army, like me, or... 227 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,240 You were in the army?! 228 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:08,240 That's so cool! Yeah, it so isn't. 229 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,880 Were you in a war? Did you fight? 230 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:13,920 Mostly I did. Or ran away. 231 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,840 Have you killed people? 232 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,840 I guess what I'm trying to say is, 233 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:26,080 it-it was different back then, it was there was less choice. 234 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,440 So just 'happy' would do, you know? 235 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:32,120 And you are happy? 236 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,320 Yeah. Yeah, I'm getting there. 237 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,760 Jesus! This is getting embarrassing. 238 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,640 Oh, well done! You show him how it's played, kid. 239 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,040 I'll just be a second Bernie. 240 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:51,440 Aren't you going to introduce me to your little friend? But it's your turn! You take it for me. 241 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,680 You're killing again. No. 242 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,280 Honestly, no. 243 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,600 I can see it in you, 244 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,280 oh I can smell it. 245 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,920 God, it's always about the blood with you isn't it? 246 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,920 Like that's all there is. 247 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:13,120 There's a whole dark and beautiful world, and you're obsessing about what we eat. 248 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:16,080 Could you cut to the bit where you make me feel guilty, 249 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,960 try and drag me back, make a scene... Not this time. 250 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,720 No guilt trip, no appeal, 251 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:26,320 no tricks, no tears. OK. 252 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,520 Then what do you want? 253 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,880 I've come to say goodbye. 254 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:35,080 We've got the message, we're leaving you alone. 255 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:40,160 What? Well, you've made your decision, and we're respecting it. 256 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,120 Maybe one day you'll change your mind. 257 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,680 But for now... 258 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,200 I guess we're done. 259 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,400 Bernie, I won't be long, OK? 260 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,520 This is a trick? Mitchell... 261 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:00,560 I'm serious, I'm not coming back. 262 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:05,840 I know! We get it! Jesus, I am saying this out loud, aren't I? 263 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:08,000 Your friend will be waiting for you. 264 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,040 And I've gotta run. 265 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,640 Um, there was one more thing. 266 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:17,440 I wanted to say it's OK. 267 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,080 What is? Me. 268 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,840 What you did to me. 269 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,920 There's no bitterness. 270 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,560 I love it. 271 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,480 Take care of yourself. 272 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,800 Yeah, you too. 273 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:40,080 Lauren, look, I know how it feels now but... 274 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:43,680 God, the film... We just do things differently, that's all. 275 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,880 Strike! 276 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,880 You OK? 277 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,880 Oh, you're bleeding. 278 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,480 Oh... 279 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,120 You're not going to be sick, are you? 280 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,040 What? Mum always is. 281 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:16,720 I got a nosebleed in Morrison's and she threw up in a freezer cabinet. 282 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,920 Well, what do you know. 283 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,000 I guess I'm fine. 284 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,640 It's party time. 285 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,080 What the fuck? We've got a visitor. 286 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,040 Hi. My new mate, Bernie. 287 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,560 Oh. 288 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:41,880 Boo! Hel-lo, lickle man. BLOWS RASPBERRY 289 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,720 There's a boy like that at school. 290 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,480 Bernie's 12, George. 291 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,160 Big one-two. Not four. 292 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,320 Ah...dur. 293 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,720 You wanna lager, Bernie? 294 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,440 Pop will be fine. Have a ciggy if you like. 295 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,960 Mitchell smokes indoors. I don't smoke. 296 00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,840 Twelve. 297 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:03,160 So am I invited to this party then? 298 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,440 What...what you looking at? 299 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,720 It-it-it's neck exercises. 300 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,520 It's really good to... 301 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:17,000 Stand up for me, it's just good to stretch out the neck 302 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,640 just before eating lots of cake and crisps and biscuits. 303 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:24,600 Really, really take it over there Bernie, really stretch just, just to allow 304 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:28,680 the passage from the mouth into the stomach a clear path. 305 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,720 Oh, Mitchell, is any of this technically food? 306 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,520 Probably not. What? 307 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,080 Get stuck in. 308 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,840 Oh, sorry, scuse me. You round at Nina's last night? Yeah. 309 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,720 Ah, Mitchell, she's... 310 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:54,680 Oh, it always comes down to breasts. 311 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,480 How how is that even remotely... Nina's George's new girlfriend. 312 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:00,400 It's why he's so knackered. 313 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:07,600 Twelve! Well, if she's got big... Whoa, no we're taking it slowly, thank you, actually. 314 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,120 I always thought Owen and I would have parties like these. 315 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:14,400 For our own kids. 316 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,920 Better catering, obviously. 317 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:19,760 Always wanted a boy. 318 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,280 Tell him, Mitchell. 319 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:25,120 Tell him never make plans. Never hope. Never dream... . 320 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:28,560 Oh, isn't this the jolliest of parties? Pass the party rings, Bernie! 321 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:35,000 Whoa, how did you... He didn't. No-one did. No. No, no it's fine, stay where you are... 322 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,840 Dustpan and brush, dustpan and brush. 323 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,760 Who are they? 324 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,680 Are you serious? That's Laurel and Hardy! 325 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,440 Was the fat one Prime Minister? 326 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:48,240 Oh, he might be thinking of Churchill. Or Hitler. 327 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,800 Same tache. 328 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,960 OK. Go to my room, it's upstairs besides the bathroom. 329 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:55,960 Go to the bookcase, find the first Laurel and Hardy DVD you can find 330 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,520 and promise me you'll watch it tomorrow. 331 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,960 You will laugh more than you've ever laughed before. OK. 332 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,040 How has he not ever heard of Laurel and Hardy? 333 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,000 They're like the funniest men who ever lived! 334 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,320 Oh, that's someone who's never seen Ace Ventura. 335 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,960 Yeah, and that's someone with no taste. 336 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:16,160 You, my friend, have a soppy streak. 337 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:21,520 You keep it hidden really, very deeply hidden but it's there. 338 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,680 Look after you two, don't I? Yeah, right. 339 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,680 The way you are with him... 340 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,080 Is there a risk...? 341 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:33,320 You know, it's like... When we were out bowling, he cut his head, 342 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:38,080 it was like that thirst for blood wasn't there. It was like, 343 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,680 like the human me won through, you know? 344 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:48,960 Hey, how was it? It was the best night ever! Great. 345 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:53,400 Well, that puts all your Christmases and birthdays into perspective. 346 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,040 I think I let him OD on sugar. 347 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,920 He says he eats more healthily at your house. 348 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,360 Yeah, with the Wicked Witch. 349 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:02,720 Ah c'mon. Oh, just ignore me. 350 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,520 I've had too many home measures. We know. 351 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,560 Gin, mostly. 352 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,640 It was my pleasure. 353 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,600 Hey, thank you. Yeah. 354 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,680 See ya. 355 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,320 How's your head, love? 356 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,120 Fine. How's yours? 357 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:32,400 Are you watching this? What do you think? Great. 358 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,560 I want it back on for Countryfile. 359 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,640 You know what I can't get my head around? Quantum mechanics? 360 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,440 Bernie not knowing Laurel and Hardy. 361 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,400 Immortality can make you feel so old. 362 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,320 He's a good kid, though, isn't he? 363 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,000 Thoughtful, well mannered. 364 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 Reminds me so much of me at that age. 365 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,600 Oh, the rampaging ego came much later then? 366 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:09,560 We all build some sort of defence against the world. Like sarcasm. 367 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:15,160 Those party rings are not sitting well on me today. 368 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,440 I wonder which film he picked. 369 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,480 'Kid needs a few laughs. We all do.' 370 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,720 'And that's another fine mess you got me into.' 371 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,000 BERNIE! 372 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:49,320 I think I'm going to be sick. RAPPING ON DOOR 373 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,360 Mitchell! 374 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:59,000 Get out here now, you sick, twisted lowlife! 375 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:06,160 What? I don't know how you've got the nerve to show your face! You just called me out here. 376 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:10,320 Oh, yeah, that's very clever. But that's how your sort work, isn't it? 377 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,240 You turn on the charm, the wit, 378 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:18,520 you sucker people in... Whoa, whoa, oh, hang on a second, will you tell me what this is all about, please? 379 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:22,920 Yeah, don't worry. I'll tell everyone what this is about! 380 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,120 What's going on? I'll tell the whole world your nasty little secret. 381 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:28,120 What? 382 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:31,040 Getting close to defenceless children... 383 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,240 Dirty bastard! Winning them over, 384 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:39,480 making friends with them, and then showing them filth! 385 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,680 Men filth! Dirty, dirty bastard! 386 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,240 What are you talking about? 387 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,240 My son. 388 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:52,720 Making out you're his friend just so you can show him that depravity! 389 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:56,160 Laurel and Hardy? A naked man. 390 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,600 Hard! Writhing on his bed! 391 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,840 Oh, God no... 392 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,440 Fleur... 393 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:10,640 You kept the DVD? I didn't keep it so much as...not throw it out. 394 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:16,280 But everything you said about moving on, putting Lauren, that whole lifestyle behind you, 395 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:20,440 connecting with humanity... And why hide it in Laurel and Hardy?! 396 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,960 What else have you got up there, some German scat inside Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? 397 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:28,480 How many times have you watched it? I've never even seen any scat. 398 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,120 Oh, just that first time, to see what it was... But that... 399 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:34,400 This is just what we didn't need, Mitchell. 400 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,440 To draw attention to ourselves. 401 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,320 It was just a stupid mistake. 402 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,200 Well, put it right! 403 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,600 Fleur? 404 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,200 Fleur! 405 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,200 Mitchell! 406 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:56,520 Fleur, it's not how it looks. You have to let me explain. 407 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,440 She doesn't have to do anything, but you... 408 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,760 If you've got any sense you'll pack up and fuck off. 409 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:06,240 Cos I'm telling you, we'll make your life hell if you don't. Oh, yeah? 410 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,760 You think it gets worse than this? 411 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:37,480 It could have been any of our boys. 412 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,240 You've asked for it! 413 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,160 I don't need your custom. 414 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,560 Find somewhere else to shop. 415 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:08,320 Who did that? Who did that, you dirty little... 416 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,560 Pervert! 417 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,400 I am not the pervert, that's my housemate. 418 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,280 And...and actually he's not a pervert either. You've all got it very wrong. 419 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,760 HE EXHALES 420 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:36,080 They got you too? I managed to dodge most of it. 421 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:40,120 Shame the house couldn't. Covered in rotten tomatoes. 422 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:45,360 Who keeps their rotten tomatoes? Who looks in the salad cooler, sees their tomatoes are on the turn, 423 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:50,840 and thinks, "Oh, oh, no, I'll hang on to those, in case some paedos move in opposite"? It'll blow over soon. 424 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,800 Wankers! 425 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,320 LAUGHTER OUTSIDE 426 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,840 If they want us out... 427 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,720 then they're succeeding. 428 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,720 Because I can't take this any more. 429 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:12,280 George! Don't let Annie know you're even thinking that. We're all she's got. 430 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,680 I mean it, Mitchell. 431 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,160 This was always going to happen. Soon as they found out what we are. 432 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,640 They don't know what we are. 433 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,800 They've seen a mob and piled on, cos it's easier than having to stop and think. 434 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:29,520 That's what I should have done. Thought! Then I'd never have got Nina involved in any of this. 435 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,840 She isn't involved in any of this. She's involved with me! 436 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,680 Oh, for... 437 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,480 We've been deluding ourselves we could ever be accepted here. 438 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,800 By proper human beings. 439 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,600 We are monsters, Mitchell. 440 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,080 We deserve to be cast out. 441 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,640 Guess who. 442 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,400 I know who. I should hope so. Erm...are we still on for tomorrow? 443 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,000 Er... 444 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,520 No. No, I don't... I don't think we are. 445 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,560 Right. 446 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,120 I'm missing something here. 447 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,600 I can't do this any more. 448 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:24,440 Not...not...not this. I know... 449 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,080 I'm sorry, Nina. It's over. 450 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,600 Don't I get told what I've done? 451 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,280 No, it's nothing you've done. It's me. 452 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:38,240 No, no, I'm sorry, erm... saying, "It's not you, it's me," 453 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,760 is a stabbable offence in my book and I can get my hands on scalpels. 454 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,920 You'll have to do a lot better than that. I'm bad news, Nina. 455 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,480 I've said so all along. 456 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,080 Everything I touch turns to shit. 457 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:53,560 Because you let it! Look, if you're having an attack of... You think I'm having a down day? 458 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:57,080 I'm not. Trust me, there is stuff you don't know about me. 459 00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:00,840 Really dark, dangerous, nasty stuff. And when you do know it you'll walk. 460 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,480 So I am only cutting to the chase. 461 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,960 Well, not chase, because I will let you go... I will.. 462 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:10,320 I won't come after you. No, I mean it, Nina! I mean it! 463 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,240 We have no future. 464 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,320 We can't have. 465 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,600 OK, yeah. Yeah, we'll be here. 466 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,040 We'll see you later. OK. 467 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,520 Arrgh, bollocks! What now? 468 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:31,760 Owen's on his way over. What the f...! He can't. 469 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,840 Well, he can. It's his house. 470 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,040 Did you just... He can't! 471 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:40,880 How did she? She's a poltergeist. Annie, look, you can't be in this state when Owen arrives. 472 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:44,400 How long have you known about this?! George, we'll talk about it later! 473 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,800 You've gotta control it, Annie! I don't know how! 474 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:50,680 Agh! No! That was a present! Come on, deep breaths. Breathe. 475 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:54,480 I can't have him in the same room knowing what he did! # I'm a Barbie girl... # 476 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:58,760 I will bring this house down! Jesus! Let's get you upstairs. 477 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,480 We'll do everything we can to keep Owen down here, OK? 478 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,320 # Undress me everywhere 479 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,600 # Imagination, that is your creation... # 480 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,720 Mitchell! # I'm a Barbie girl... # 481 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:15,800 George... 482 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:19,840 HE SIGHS 483 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,040 Boys. 484 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,200 Hey. 485 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,360 Have we walked in on a domestic? No. 486 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,080 Well, have you seen the house? 487 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,800 Not our fault. Be fair. 488 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,280 No. Course. 489 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,520 Come in. 490 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,480 Oh, erm, that was on your doorstep. 491 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,320 Oh. Ta. 492 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,560 Fuckin' hell! 493 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,200 The animals. 494 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,000 I have to wash my hands. 495 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,200 No! Kitchen! 496 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,120 The...the kitchen's... the kitchen's much nicer. 497 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,240 There's scented soap. Oh, right. 498 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,640 Didn't get any on the envelope, though. 499 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,400 Impressive aim. 500 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:20,840 Err, between you and me, Mitchell isn't exactly fastidious about how he leaves the toilet. 501 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,240 I'll, erm... 502 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,200 I'll just get rid of this. 503 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:40,240 So, Mitchell... what's all this about? 504 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,480 Human excrement. 505 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,640 Annie. Annie. 506 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,360 Keep it together. 507 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:02,760 It is like...he's killing me all over again. 508 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:06,920 Shhh. Shhh. 509 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,240 OK. OK. 510 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,040 You muppet. It was a simple mix-up. 511 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,880 I never meant for the kid to see it. 512 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,960 Fair enough. 513 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,800 Jim said it was a fella. Tackle out. 514 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,920 I have eclectic tastes. Ahh. 515 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,760 What you boys get up to is your own affair. 516 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,360 Er, I have a girlfriend. 517 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,960 That's back on, is it? 518 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:34,680 You know, I used to keep some pretty ripe stuff stashed about the place when I lived here. 519 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:39,080 Kept it in my Red Dwarf box set. One place the missus was never gonna look. 520 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,880 I still don't feel clean. 521 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,360 So have you told 'em yet? 522 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,520 Told us what? < In my own time. 523 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,480 Told us what? 524 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:54,640 I just don't see the sense in dragging it out. What it is, lads... 525 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,920 I can't afford to wind up the neighbours. 526 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,080 I mean, we'll wanna move back in. 527 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:06,080 One day. And it's pointless us taking rent off you, just to pay it in rent to someone else. Yeah. 528 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,240 So... 529 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,320 I'm giving you your notice. 530 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:14,960 - End of the month. - No, no, you...you can't do that! - End of NEXT month, sorry. 531 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,960 Whilst we're here, I thought I'd do some measuring up. 532 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:25,000 Not to speak ill of the dead, but Owen's late fiancee wasn't exactly Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen! 533 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,320 OWEN CHUCKLES 534 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,080 Sweetheart? Stain on the carpet. 535 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:46,200 Ooh, look at the colour of those walls. Place doesn't look like it's ever had a woman's touch. 536 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,000 Unless it was Rose West. 537 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,200 Talk about gloomy. 538 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:57,280 I don't know why you didn't just tell 'em straight - we're moving back. 539 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,800 Ugh, men's undies. 540 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,560 First thing on the list, a linen basket. 541 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,240 I'm not having your boxers strewn about the place. 542 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:09,880 We always saw this as a junk room. 543 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,200 We did not! I can see why. 544 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,240 Ugh! It's creepy. 545 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,600 It was going to be the nursery! 546 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,480 Mind you, bit of paint... cot in the corner... 547 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:24,640 What? 548 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,320 Your face! I'm joking, Owen. 549 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,160 Sort of. Oh, you'd better be! 550 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:34,880 You're not stealing the whole life I had planned as well! 551 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,280 Is that door creaking? 552 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,680 Well, I'm not touching it, am I? 553 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:47,280 Do you think we could do this another time? It's hardly tactful, those two downstairs. 554 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,800 TACTFUL?! 555 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,960 Rawl plugs. 556 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,000 Janey, come on. 557 00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:00,160 Yeah, in a mo. Never mind a mo. Get out. Now. Go. 558 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,840 And there you are. 559 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,320 There's the Owen I remember. 560 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,320 So we'll be in touch about the... 561 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,880 Fucking nonce. 562 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,400 Get walking, you. 563 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,760 What did they have to say for themselves? 564 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:31,760 Well, they're history, sweetheart. Gave them their marching orders. Good. 565 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:40,680 Hey! Hey! You want to stay away from that lot. 566 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,320 They're SICK! 567 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,640 KNOCKING 568 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,640 So...this is your secret? 569 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,640 Of course it's not. 570 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,280 Oh, and there's one E in "paedo", not two! 571 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,720 You cretins. 572 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,120 Nina, do I look like a paedo? 573 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:27,600 If paedos looked like paedos they'd never do any paedo-ing. 574 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:31,240 Yes, but I think you know me a bit better than that! 575 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:33,600 No, George, I don't. You won't talk! 576 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,160 It's not this. It's not kids. 577 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,120 Then what? 578 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:42,520 You don't need me and my problems in your life. 579 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,200 Don't I get to decide that? 580 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,240 God, who was she, George? 581 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:53,920 Who messed up your head? Cos if you'd rather have me leave here thinking you're a paedophile than... 582 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,480 Nina, please. Just go. 583 00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:02,640 I am not... It's not kids, or anything those idiots out there say, 584 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,360 but trouble follows me. 585 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:09,120 Like a curse. And you deserve so much better. 586 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,800 I would have listened. 587 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:20,320 Years from now, when you've pushed everyone away - and you will - let that haunt you. 588 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,000 I would have listened. 589 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,680 Mr Mitchell, I need to take a statement from you. 590 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:44,280 A statement? Well, to be fair, at this stage it's more of a chat. 591 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,800 Someone's made a very serious allegation about you, Mitchell. 592 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,960 How did you hear about that? 593 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,720 What, and all this time you've been thinking I'm a kissogram? 594 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:55,960 Look, this whole thing is just.. 595 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:02,280 It'll blow over soon. There's no need for a chat. That's...out of my hands, I'm afraid. 596 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:06,840 Someone calls the police, you know, it gets logged, forms are filled in... 597 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,880 suddenly we're in a world of pain. 598 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:13,840 Fine, but not you. You're not involving yourself in this. This is nothing to do with you. 599 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:18,400 No, Mitchell. Look, erm, you talk to me. 600 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:22,080 Now, this is...this is kiddy fiddling, this is Child Protection. 601 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:25,160 This kinda shit, you have no idea. 602 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,440 You talk to me. 603 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:30,400 I can deal with it. I haven't... 604 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,040 I didn't do anything. 605 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,600 It was the DVD. Someone found the DVD. 606 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:40,080 This is gonna be an absolute nightmare for you, isn't it? 607 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,600 Tell you what, though. I do admire your restraint. 608 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,280 What's that supposed to mean? Well, you know. 609 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:50,360 Back in the day, we would have handled it VERY differently. 610 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:54,640 If they only knew who they were messing with... Yeah! Like that soldier, do you remember? 611 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,960 In that bar. You know, where was that? 612 00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,640 Oh, er... 613 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,240 Jesus, erm... 614 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:07,280 Glasgow. Yeah, that's it. He's looming over you, he's poking his finger at you. 615 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:10,800 And he's going, "Micks. I never want to see another fucking Mick." 616 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,360 And I'm thinking, "Yeah, we can arrange that, mate." 617 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,720 Look, you just leave this to me. Yeah? 618 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:22,200 Any more trouble, give me a call. 619 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,160 I don't need any help from you. 620 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,560 I hope you're right. 621 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,680 Take it easy. 622 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,360 WIND WHISTLES 623 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,320 DRAMATIC MUSIC ON TV 624 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:59,640 I used to think this kind of stuff was bollocks. 625 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:06,320 Now it looks like something by Ken Loach. A tragic, misunderstood monster chased away by the mob. 626 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,080 Can you blame them? That lot are right. 627 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:14,600 I mean, not...about their hats, there are some seriously mad hats there. 628 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,520 But the likes of us... 629 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:20,960 No, no...we're not fit to live among decent people. 630 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,320 It's a good job we don't, then. 631 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:30,480 Oh, for God's sake! It's so cold! 632 00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:34,600 Oh...we are cursed, Mitchell, 633 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,360 to damage anyone who comes near us. 634 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,080 Nina...Bernie... 635 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:45,720 FIRE! FIRE! What? 636 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:48,240 They've started a fire! The bastards! 637 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,880 What the hell? I'm making a break with the past. 638 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:59,960 Everything that Owen and I ever had, that old life, 639 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:01,640 can go to ash. 640 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:08,400 Annie, don't. You're not thinking straight. George, I was dead before I even met Owen. 641 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:11,480 A whole life just wasted on trivia and routine. 642 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,080 Annie, no. But not now. 643 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,920 Now I have a purpose. 644 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,960 A reason to be here. 645 00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:26,560 Owen has taken everything he's ever going to take from me, he's not taking you two, 646 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:27,880 or this house. 647 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,920 I've never felt more alive. 648 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,960 PHONE RINGS 649 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,840 I'll get it. 650 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,400 Mitchell! 651 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:09,400 You can't be here. I want to say sorry. What for? 652 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,120 None of this was your fault. 653 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:14,800 It is. I knew it was the wrong DVD as soon as I put it on. 654 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,560 I should never have kept watching. Look, you've gotta go home. 655 00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:22,440 But you've nothing, nothing to apologise for. 656 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,960 Oi. Gary Glitter. You're just takin' the piss now. 657 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,560 No. I came to see him. Nose out, half-pint. 658 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:32,200 Be told. We want you out. 659 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,520 You gonna make me? Oh, steady, Mitchell. 660 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,720 He hasn't done anything wrong! If I have to. Don't even think about it. 661 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:42,920 Steady. Listen to your bum chum, mate. We're just housemates! 662 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:47,200 You've got him all wrong! I came to see him! This is for your benefit, son. 663 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,240 Is it? Smack him in the face! 664 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:52,280 Why don't you fuck off while you can? We're not going anywhere. 665 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,320 BERNIE! 666 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:57,680 Get back here now! I'm trying to sort this, Mum! 667 00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:01,080 I mean, take a look around you. You're gonna do what? 668 00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:04,960 Don't you dare disobey me! There's nothing to see, it's fine. 669 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,040 Bernie! 670 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:14,880 BERNIE! 671 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,360 Oh, my God! 672 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,640 Mitchell, Mitchell! 673 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,080 BERNIE! 674 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,040 Get off him! 675 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,200 Leave him alone! 676 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:30,080 Somebody call an ambulance! Enjoying the show!? That's real community spirit here, huh?! 677 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,240 Leave it. Real community spirit! I said leave it! They're only... 678 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:37,200 Human!? Then it's our mistake wanting to be like them! 679 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,960 Bernie, can you hear me? 680 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,280 Bernie? 681 00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,840 SIRENS 682 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,240 What's happening? Kiddy got hit, love. 683 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:10,920 Doesn't look good. 684 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,800 You can see me? Eh? 685 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,440 Oh...oh, these? They're an affectation. 686 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:26,640 Sorry. 687 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:55,600 I thought I was supposed to stay away from you. 688 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,520 I've just seen a child killed in front of me. 689 00:46:58,520 --> 00:46:59,920 Oh.. 690 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,560 All comes so easily at work, you know... 691 00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:10,160 Verbal Elastoplast. Always know what to say. But now it's... 692 00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:13,160 I know. 693 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,240 Nina... 694 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:25,760 ..when I tell you I'm... a man with secrets... 695 00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,560 ..I'm... 696 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:35,320 ..I'm being as honest as I can be... right now. 697 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:42,240 But...you're not ready to tell me what those secrets are? 698 00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:52,320 Can you live with that? 699 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:04,000 No, no, it's, erm... 700 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,640 I...er, I want to show you something. 701 00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:14,640 Erm... 702 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,480 Da-da. 703 00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,880 Oh, my God, Nina, that... 704 00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,360 You're not the only one with secrets. 705 00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:33,040 Is your imagination doing overtime, hmm? 706 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,000 "What the hell am I getting into?" 707 00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:40,760 People... 708 00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,320 ..can be bastards. 709 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,280 It's all you need know. 710 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,360 If I talk about it, 711 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,400 I'll have to remember, and... 712 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:14,080 I never want anything like that to happen to you again. 713 00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:29,720 It was all to protect you. 714 00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,800 You know that, don't you, Bernie? 715 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,080 He knows. 716 00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,400 It's all my fault. 717 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,280 He tried to explain, but... 718 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,320 stupid bitch, I wouldn't listen. 719 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,440 I can help you, Fleur. 720 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,840 The both of you. How? 721 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,120 He's not coming out of this. 722 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,280 They told me that. 723 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,120 I can hear his heartbeat fading. 724 00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,480 I'm here to watch my son die. 725 00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:12,040 How can anyone help me through that? 726 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,640 I know death doesn't have to be final. I'm proof of it. 727 00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,920 Oh, not the Jesus bit. 728 00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,640 Please! If God's so bloody marvellous, then why... 729 00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:24,320 I'm talking about something older, and stronger, than religion. 730 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,280 That car hit two people, you saw it. 731 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,640 Bernie, a human, and...and me. 732 00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,200 A vampire. 733 00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,920 You sad, deluded man! 734 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,040 You were there, you saw it. 735 00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:41,480 OK? 736 00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,200 OK. 737 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:49,080 Give me a mirror. Have you got a mirror? Give it to me. 738 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,000 Look. 739 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,440 Our image can't be captured, not by camera, not by anything. 740 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:04,160 Where am I, Fleur? Why aren't I beside you? 741 00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,160 I don't... 742 00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,480 You weren't there the other day, 743 00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,160 were you? 744 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,160 Oh, no, come on. It's insane... 745 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:18,920 D'you hear how close he is? How little time he has left? 746 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:24,240 Now, you can cling to your old way of seeing the world, or let me help. 747 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:29,920 How? 748 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:34,160 Us vampires, we're not born, we're made. 749 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:38,840 Snatched from a human life at the moment of death. 750 00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:42,480 Bernie doesn't have much longer, not as you know him. 751 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,960 I can give him a new life. 752 00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,480 If that's what you want... 753 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,080 As Dracula? 754 00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,800 I died a hundred years ago. 755 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,720 A young man, just sent off to war. 756 00:51:55,720 --> 00:52:00,480 But I've lived more since then than I ever thought was possible. 757 00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:06,920 All right, well, you tell me this, then. Honestly, if this is the choice that I'm left with... 758 00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:13,120 ..if you were me, would you choose that life for your son? 759 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,080 Because I don't see much happiness in you, Mitchell. 760 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:24,520 Would Bernie really thank me if I let him live on like you? 761 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:28,360 That choice must be yours. 762 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,360 But you have to make it now. 763 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,520 SHE SOBS 764 00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:39,680 Will you stay on here? 765 00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,720 I don't know yet. 766 00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:47,800 I've told the neighbours that I got it wrong, 767 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,120 I said that it was all... 768 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:54,280 I said that you'd tried to save him. 769 00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:56,280 It doesn't matter any more. 770 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,440 Oh, God, 771 00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,560 what about when I die? 772 00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:14,480 What'll happen to him? He'll be looked after. 773 00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,160 But should I do it too? 774 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:19,240 Should I become one? No. You need to stay as you are. 775 00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:21,800 You have to remind him and keep him... 776 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:26,320 ..keep him good. 777 00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:34,800 Bernie? 778 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,440 I missed you. 779 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:42,160 I missed you too. 780 00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,160 You're cold. 781 00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:01,280 Thank you so much, Mitchell. Don't, Bernie. Just...don't. 782 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,880 Mum...I'm hungry. 783 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,800 OK. 784 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,760 I'm in. 785 00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,440 I'm gonna haunt Owen. 786 00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,400 It is so GREAT to have you back. 787 00:55:58,320 --> 00:55:59,720 Are you killing again? 788 00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:01,720 They..are the monsters. 789 00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:04,920 How bad...is this? 790 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,680 No-one get's left behind. 791 00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:10,720 I am darkness, vengeance and fury. 792 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:13,320 We're gonna do this old-school. HE HISSES 793 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,720 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 794 00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:40,040 E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk