1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,480 My name's George. and I'm a werewolf. 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:09,000 This programme contains some strong language and some scenes of a sexual nature. 3 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:11,000 It's from Lauren. Vampires film themselves making a kill 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,520 and then they pass it on. You made me this, Mitchell! 5 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:15,720 What was she like? Annie? 6 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:20,120 She was kind, funny and she was mine. 7 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:32,680 GEORGE: 'Love should be the opposite of death. 8 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:37,400 'It should be our biggest reason for wanting to be here. 9 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,000 'I mean, what else have we got? 10 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,800 'Football? Shoes?' 11 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:44,880 Oh, God, I'm so sorry. Are you all right? 12 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:52,960 'But love gets complicated. 13 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:58,320 'It gets twisted up with other things, like possession 14 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:02,440 'and heartbreak, lust... ..and death.' 15 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:20,320 Whoa, whoa, we can't go in there, it's not safe. 16 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:23,160 It's PMT, she wrote it on the calendar. 17 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,680 How could she possibly have PMT? She's a ghost. 18 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:28,400 I don't know, but it's not worth the risk. Let's go to the chippy. 19 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:33,120 Mitchell, I have two steaks in the fridge that go off if I don't eat them today. And I'm bloody starving. 20 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:37,120 If you want, I could grab the steaks and we could just make a dash. 21 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:40,000 No way! I'm not eating raw meat like an animal 22 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 just because a ghost is ovulating. 23 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,840 Annie, are you OK? 24 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:59,800 This was a engagement present... and now look at it. 25 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:05,960 Just an unused kitchen utensil in the back of a drawer, 26 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:09,280 in a rented house that nobody loves. 27 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,560 I've always wondered what that is. 28 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,520 It's a mouli grater... 29 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,600 For shredding parsley. 30 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:23,880 Owen liked parsley sauce with boiled ham, it was his favourite. 31 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,600 Do you know what Thursday is? 32 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:29,560 It's the day we set for our wedding. 33 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:34,880 Oh, no, you poor thing... You should have said. 34 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:38,520 I don't want to think about it, I don't want to make it real! 35 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:43,800 To think that he'll be spending it with her, Janey Tango-face Harris, and... 36 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,640 she'll be cooking him... 37 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:49,760 parsley sauce and boiled ham! 38 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:56,000 Annie, Owen's moved on with his life. You need to as well. 39 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,120 I'm dead, in case you hadn't noticed. 40 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:03,520 But you've still got loads to offer, to the right... 41 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,720 person. Mitchell, I'm a ghost. 42 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:13,440 No-one can even see me. You know what, I think you need to meet some kindred spirits. 43 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,800 Right, we're taking you out. 44 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:22,720 No, no, thank you, I still have lots to do. I haven't even started on the cupboards yet. 45 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,120 OK, fine, if you want to sit here 46 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,600 and cry over a mouli grater... 47 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,320 Oh... 48 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,600 No, OK, 49 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,400 maybe we can go out, but just for a bit. 50 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:42,280 Nice one. George, get your lead. 51 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:45,360 MUSIC: "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell 52 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,320 Mitchell, it's '80s night. 53 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,320 Oh, hello, love! 54 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:07,440 What are we even doing here? I hate this music! You'll see. 55 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,560 Annie, this is Gilbert. 56 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,800 Gilbert... Annie, my house-mate. 57 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,280 All right. Nice to meet you. 58 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,760 Is it? How can he see me? 59 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,200 Like I said, he's a kindred spirit. 60 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,200 So you're, are you...? 61 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:28,320 Dead, yeah. Since 1985. 62 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:32,200 We're just going to get a drink. Come on. 63 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:39,440 How long have you...? What's it like... 64 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:43,160 What's it like living with Mitchell and his mate? 65 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:49,360 George! Yeah, it's great, it's great. I'm really grateful for the company actually. 66 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:52,800 You don't find it a bit...violent? 67 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,880 Violent? What do you mean? 68 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,760 You know, when they... 69 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:03,160 kill people? Oh, no, they don't do that. 70 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:07,120 Mitchell's on the wagon, and George, he restricts himself to the odd rat 71 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:11,320 or squirrel in the woods and he never brings it home. 72 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,960 Still, it's death for no reason. Death for no reason's murder. 73 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,680 I'm a vegetarian. 74 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:24,000 Hang the DJ! That tune came out in 1990! 75 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Sorry. Who are you, 76 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,840 the '80s police? 77 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:32,960 No, no, just someone with taste. Right. 78 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,440 Are you sure this is a good idea? 79 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,440 This is what she needs, to meet someone with the same condition. 80 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,080 Anyway, it'll take her mind off Owen. 81 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,960 No, fair enough, it was such a success the last time 82 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,560 you encouraged one of us to meet someone with the same condition. 83 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:51,120 George, my friend, I do believe we're being checked out. 84 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,640 You don't have to do anything. Not unless you want to. 85 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:03,680 Of course I want to, I just can't. 86 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:06,400 I'm not safe. 87 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:10,440 I never know with you whether it's Jewish guilt or werewolf guilt. 88 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:12,640 They're pretty much the same thing. 89 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:17,160 What if I go and chat them up, and one of them likes me, and invites me 90 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:21,640 in for a coffee and I get tempted to smash the granny out of it?! 91 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,040 Hello, hi... 92 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,520 Smash the granny? 93 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:34,200 Yes, I'm sorry, that slipped out. It's my time of the month. 94 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:37,640 It's the same for you though, isn't it? If you sleep with someone, you might end up killing her. 95 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:40,400 I can control myself. Yeah? Uh-huh. 96 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,680 So what are you waiting for? 97 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,680 I'm just not in the mood. 98 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,000 You're just a bad penny, aren't you? 99 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,200 I wanted to make sure you got your present. 100 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:03,600 I was thinking of you the whole time, thinking of you watching me. 101 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:09,040 You know when I was a kid, my mum, my brothers, everyone said I was pretty enough to be in films. 102 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:14,000 Guess I finally did it. Yeah, they'd be so proud. 103 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,360 You did this to me. 104 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:19,160 You made me what I am. And I'll take responsibility for that. 105 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:23,160 But everything since then, everything you've done, 106 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:26,120 that was you. He was horrible, the guy that they picked. 107 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,120 He was cruel and he hurt me. 108 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,720 What do you mean? The guy who picked? 109 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:32,840 Herrick and the others, they made me do it, I didn't want to. 110 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,640 They thought that if you saw the film, you'd want me and you'd 111 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:37,640 come back. They thought that you wouldn't be able to stop yourself. 112 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:41,120 Yeah, well, they were wrong. I nearly threw up. 113 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,080 Tell me what to say to him, so he'll know that I've tried. 114 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:45,960 He got so violent the last time I came to you. 115 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,720 That's when he made me do the film. 116 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:50,040 I'm afraid of what he'll make me do next. 117 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,720 He's strong, you know, he's powerful. 118 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:55,840 I don't know what you want from me, Lauren. 119 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,600 I can't help you any more. 120 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,360 I can barely help myself. 121 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,600 Please, Mitchell, don't do this! 122 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,480 Don't keep walking away from me! 123 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,920 Well, I made it. 124 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:13,920 Came all the way on the No 17 bus by myself. Sound. 125 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,400 So why did you want me to come here? 126 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,480 What's the big surprise? Come on. 127 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,680 Gilbert, where are you taking me? 128 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:34,080 You'll see. 129 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,400 I've never seen it before. 130 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,600 It's beautiful. Beautiful? 131 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:52,720 I was 22 years old! 132 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,360 I had my whole life to live. 133 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:59,760 I was happy and I was in love. Yeah, well you can be happy now. How can I be happy? 134 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:05,240 I've lost the only man I've ever loved more than anything in this 135 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:10,400 world, and the children that I wanted, that feeling of... 136 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,320 Are there two Es in "fiancee"? Yeah, there are, yeah. 137 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,760 Annie, you're beyond that now. 138 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:20,920 Human needs, cravings, all that. 139 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:24,000 But the beauty of the world, I mean, it's all still here for us. 140 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:31,400 It's a better place, Annie. A better place? 141 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,400 Isn't that where we should have gone? 142 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:39,280 No, no, no, see that's what I used to think, right, but then I stood by my grave 143 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,440 and I felt the peace. 144 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:46,920 You know, and the stillness of it, and I knew this is where I wanted to be. 145 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,520 Forever. Forever? 146 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,200 Well, yeah. 147 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,680 Unless you find some kind of resolution. 148 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:59,960 To what? Your life, 149 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:02,760 your death even, you know... 150 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:07,400 You're still here for a reason, Annie. 151 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:11,320 MUSIC: "Girlfriend in a Coma" by The Smiths 152 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,000 Those are mine. 153 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:52,160 And where have you been, young lady? 154 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,720 I met up with Gilbert. 155 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:59,040 We went to the cemetery. He knows how to show a girl a good time. 156 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:01,320 No, it was really nice, actually. 157 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:06,280 Because it made me realise something, about why I'm still here. 158 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:13,160 There's clearly some unfinished business, something that I didn't do in my life, something unresolved. 159 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:17,520 And when I figure it out, I can move on. 160 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:20,960 LOW GURGLE 161 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:23,280 Oh, don't ask. The tap. 162 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,200 I've contacted our landlord. 163 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,440 Again. So what needs to be resolved? 164 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:30,600 Well, if I knew that, it wouldn't need resolving, would it? Keep up. 165 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:34,080 So what are you going to do? 166 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,160 Aha. 167 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:42,800 You don't know, do you? No, but I'm pretty sure that it'll involve some highlighter pens and a pad of paper. 168 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,440 What's that face? 169 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:54,960 It's just my face. I think that's a good thing, don't you? 170 00:11:56,480 --> 00:12:01,080 God only knows what she could uncover. Why do you think I've never said any of this to her? 171 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:08,840 Now you're doing a face. I think you've grown attached to her and it's clouding your judgement. 172 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:12,080 She needs an answer, Mitchell, 173 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,600 one way or another. 174 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:22,000 MUSIC: "Ghost Town" by The Specials: # This town is coming like a ghost town 175 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:28,800 # All the clubs have been closed down... # 176 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:33,800 Hiya. Hi. I brought that Marc and the Mambas tape over for you. 177 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,800 Oh, great. 178 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,200 It's nice to see you again, Gilbert. 179 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:42,760 Is it? (He's a bit tense.) 180 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,440 Mm, isn't he? 181 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:49,200 So what are you two crazy kids going to do today? 182 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:54,200 Um, you know, just hang out, have fun. 183 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,960 This is fun? 184 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,600 Fun is such a bourgeois concept. 185 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,160 Oh... Right. 186 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,480 Ha... Twat. 187 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:12,680 We'll see you later. Hello. 188 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,200 Hello. 189 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,320 Gay da! Hiya. 190 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:21,360 Hello, hello. Do you see what you've done? 191 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,440 You've turned us into a "Hello, how are you?" programme, with the whole sodding neighbourhood. 192 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:28,440 We're valued members of the local community. Yes, till we inadvertently kill one of them. 193 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,040 Jesus, lighten up, will you? 194 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:35,760 # Over there is the picture we took when I made her my bride... # 195 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:39,680 It's sort of a mix of Euro Goth and French Chanson. 196 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:45,800 Marc Almond described it as "attempted suicide put on vinyl". 197 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,480 Gosh. Crikey. 198 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,600 I know. 199 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,400 Gilbert, I wanted to talk to you. 200 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:20,920 That thing that you said yesterday about me needing to finding a resolution, 201 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,880 it got me thinking. 202 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,000 That's what I need to do. 203 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:30,360 Finish my unfinished business, so that I can move on. Oh, I see. 204 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:33,120 So what I thought was... 205 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:36,360 well, what I wanted to ask you was, 206 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,600 would you help me? 207 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,240 What, me? Really? Yeah. 208 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:48,120 It could be like a task, or a project that we do together. 209 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,720 Like collecting every Echo and the Bunnymen Japanese import? 210 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,640 Yeah. 211 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,920 So if I did this with you, 212 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:02,400 we'd probably spend quite a bit of time together, wouldn't we? 213 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,520 Yeah, I guess so. 214 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,600 Is that OK? Yeah... 215 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,520 I could live with that. 216 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,560 A projector caught fire during an art history lecture at the language school. 217 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,600 Most of them were asleep, apparently. 218 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:22,440 Yes, that's German, Italian, Spanish and Russian. 219 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:28,720 And can you ask them to hurry up with the translator for the Israeli girl, she's in a lot of pain. 220 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,240 Thank you. 221 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,840 Right, does anyone here speak Hebrew? 222 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,520 What about you George, you're Jewish? 223 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:38,320 What? No, only shiksa or meshuganah, I'm afraid. 224 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:47,320 You're all right, you're all right. Look, I can speak German and Spanish, if it's any use. 225 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,960 And Italian. And French. 226 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,560 And Croatian. Croatian? 227 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,400 But my Russian's pretty basic, I'm afraid. 228 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,480 Sort of "two beers, please", "my girlfriend's allergic to dairy products", that sort of thing. 229 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,240 But I can get by. 230 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,840 Tell me about Annie. 231 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,720 Well. OK. Owen and I met at college. 232 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,960 I was studying design and he was studying computing. 233 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,720 Then we dated, he proposed, 234 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:18,920 I said yes, and then he got this job and we moved to Bristol. 235 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:23,360 It was our first place together and that was really exciting, but I guess 236 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:29,480 I missed my friends and my mum and my dad and my sisters, but we had email and everything, so it was fine. 237 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,320 And, yeah, it was just me and Owen. 238 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:36,040 It was very romantic! And then I fell down the stairs and died. 239 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,960 The end. 240 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:41,880 Well, that was the dullest story I've ever heard. 241 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,200 Nobody should ever make a film of that. 242 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,120 Thank God you met me. 243 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,840 It's time you had some fun, girl. 244 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,720 I thought fun was a bourgeois concept. 245 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,760 Oh, no, I'm talking about Gilbert fun. 246 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,040 MUSIC: "Tunnel of Love" by Fun Boy Three 247 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,520 Fascist dictator scumbag! 248 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:42,040 Sorry, are we actually having Gilbert fun yet? 249 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,560 CLANGING 250 00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:02,040 This has been going on for months now. I don't understand why you won't just fork out for a plumber. 251 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,120 I told you, I can do this. 252 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:07,440 If it was your house, you'd have someone round to change a bulb. 253 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:11,080 That's different, sweetheart, that's electricity. 254 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,560 This is much more straightforward. 255 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,160 I'll just get a book from the library. 256 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:19,600 I hate this place. I didn't ask you to come. 257 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:25,720 You like coming round here, you like hanging around with those blokes, pretending you're a teenager again. 258 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:29,680 The first time you came round, I smelt beer on your breath after. 259 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,840 You're not their friend. 260 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:35,000 Let them get pally and they'll take advantage. 261 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,400 Look what happened to my cousin, she got all matey with that scuba diver. 262 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:43,200 Next thing you know, she's got a condom full of heroin shoved up her special place. 263 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,520 OK, let's go. 264 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,840 Are they gone? 265 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,880 Yeah. 266 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,200 Change of plan. 267 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:26,000 I don't think it's about me having Gilbert fun any more. Why not? 268 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,680 I'm still in love with my fiance. But he's still alive. 269 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:33,960 I know. It's crazy, we may have no future together, he's probably got 270 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,800 another 50 years of life left! 271 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,040 And even when he does pass over, he might prefer to spend it 272 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:43,440 with that filthy orange...pleb. 273 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:48,000 But... I can't let him go. 274 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,240 He must be very special. 275 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,760 Yeah, he is. 276 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,360 Not that you're not special too! 277 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,360 It's just, 278 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,760 I know that's why I'm here now. 279 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:13,080 I want to be Owen's wife. I want to love him and cherish him, and look after him. 280 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,400 So that's what I've got to do, right, 281 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,000 if I want to find peace? 282 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:35,560 Thanks for coming with me. 283 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,520 Well, this is nice. 284 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:44,040 We were going to get a shoe rack like that for our hallway. 285 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,240 I saw it in the IKEA catalogue. 286 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,880 Right. 287 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:56,680 First thing I'm going to do is put that there for Owen's keys. 288 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,920 He was always losing his keys. 289 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,200 Every day, he was like, "Annie, 290 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,960 "where's my fucking keys? 291 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,960 "I'm late for work!" 292 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,080 And I'd be like "Oh, they're on the fridge, where you left them, Tiger." 293 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,840 How will he know what it's for? 294 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,160 I'll tell him... 295 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,360 suggest it to him. 296 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:28,600 I'd like to be like his guardian angel, and stop anything bad from happening to him. 297 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,680 Can you stop him listening to Michael Buble...? 298 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,000 Hang on a second... 299 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,480 Permanently? 300 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,400 You're moving in here permanently? 301 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,200 I'll see how it goes. 302 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,840 You can't keep turning up here, someone might recognize you. 303 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:05,280 I'm clean. I haven't had any blood. But I don't know how much longer I can last. 304 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,040 Lauren... I need you to stop me from killing. 305 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,800 I just know I'm going to kill tonight. 306 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,600 You can't. Listen to me, you've got to stop yourself. 307 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,880 I killed my first boyfriend last week. 308 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,040 I didn't make him one of us, 309 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,840 I just drank, 310 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,120 like I could bring back some of my innocence. 311 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,200 It's all I can think about! 312 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:36,120 When I can kill again, when I can feed. 313 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:41,800 It's this screaming pain, in my blood and nerves, right under my skin. 314 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:47,680 And it gets shorter and shorter, the time I feel good, after I've killed. 315 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,360 There must be something you can do! 316 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:02,280 I need something to keep me going, please. 317 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,320 Thank you, thank you. 318 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,320 All right, look, meet me after work. 319 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,000 Just don't kill anyone. 320 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,000 I'll help you, I promise I'll help you. 321 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,720 Have you got a light? Cheers. 322 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:14,400 Is that an ironic, post-feminist fashion statement? 323 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:19,720 No, it was the only kind they had at the off-licence. 324 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,840 What's the deal with you and George? 325 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:26,760 Every time I see you, you're together. It's like you're attached at the hip. 326 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,000 Are you checking me out or him? 327 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,240 You know, he worries about me getting harassed in the workplace. 328 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,360 Don't worry, you're not my type. 329 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:39,880 Not any more. What about George, is he your type? 330 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,840 George... 331 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:47,720 George is... weird. No-one's denying that. 332 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:52,440 But once you get past the weirdness, he's actually the nicest bloke you could ever meet. 333 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,880 In fact, he'd like to invite you over for dinner tonight. 334 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,720 And I should mention, he's a really excellent cook. 335 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,440 Is he now? 336 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:05,720 Yeah. But it has to be tonight. He was pretty adamant about that. 337 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:15,360 Wh-wh-what... No. Why would you do something like that? Because you like her. 338 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:19,800 And for some bizarre reason she likes you. Maybe she's got a thing about hairy backs. 339 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,920 Play your cards right, you might find out. I told you, there can't be any of that. 340 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:28,600 It's just a simple meal between colleagues, and then she's out. Anything else is just too risky. 341 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:33,200 Maybe we need a bit of risky. No, we most certainly do not! 342 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,600 Really, I cannot believe you've put me in this position. 343 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,520 We've no food in the house. 344 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:43,880 I'll have to buy wine and proper, proper, proper coffee. 345 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:49,040 Coffee, risotto rice... 346 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,560 Oh, I could try that new River Cafe recipe. 347 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:58,760 No, hold on, hold on. We need to set some ground rules here about guests. Like what? Like... 348 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,320 don't kill them. 349 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,200 Such a bourgeois concept. 350 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,400 Keys! 351 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,960 HE SINGS 352 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:04,880 # I don't care just where you go 353 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:09,480 # As long, as long as it's with me 354 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:14,480 # And I don't mind just what you do 355 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:19,640 # As long, as long as it's with me too 356 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,480 # Oooooh oooooh 357 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,640 # Oooooh oooooh 358 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,800 # Ooooooh oo-oo-oo-ooh ooooh 359 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:33,240 # Oooooh oooooh 360 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,240 # Oooooh oooooh 361 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:39,120 # Ooooooh oo-oo-oo-ooh ooooh... # 362 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,920 Oh, for fuck... 363 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:04,360 # ..Get a taste in my mouth 364 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:07,800 # As desperation takes hold 365 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,560 # Is it something so good 366 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,600 # Just can't function no more... # 367 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:17,240 What's going on? I'm making parsley sauce for Owen. 368 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,880 Why? 369 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,880 Because it's my unfinished business. 370 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,640 PIPES CLANK 371 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:28,320 See, I realized that I never got to be a proper wife to Owen, I never got to do all those 372 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:32,000 loving little things to show him just how much I care about him. 373 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,240 Like making parsley sauce. 374 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,920 Not just parsley sauce... There's boiled ham as well. 375 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,560 I'm going to put it in a casserole dish and I'm going to take it round. Right. 376 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,920 OK, well aside from the fact that's a mental idea 377 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,800 on so many levels, do you think you could do it another night? 378 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,440 Only, I have a friend coming over for dinner, a female friend. 379 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:57,160 Oh, OK, so I'm contemplating resolving my death so that I can move on to the next dimension, 380 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,880 and you're worrying about getting your leg over? 381 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,160 I do not want to get my leg over! 382 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,160 Christ, why does everybody...? 383 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:08,280 It's just a meal between colleagues, 384 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:12,200 a simple risotto with frutti di mare, and I just... 385 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:16,040 I just want everything to be normal, for one night. Please? 386 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,720 She can't even hear me, let alone see me. 387 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:29,640 Oh, Annie, I really like this woman, and it would be so nice to spend an evening with her, 388 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:34,600 without worrying about her discovering the existence of the spirit world, as well as what I am. 389 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:39,440 Loads of people have had an experience with a ghost, and if they haven't they know someone who has. 390 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,640 It is a lot more socially acceptable than you may think. 391 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,720 They talk about it on Loose Women all the time. 392 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:46,840 DOORBELL 393 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,680 Agh! Look, loo... Just go in there! 394 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:53,040 Get out of the kitchen! 395 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,160 Please! 396 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,600 No.. no, no... Fine! 397 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,000 Annie! Over there. 398 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,320 # And I start to cry... # 399 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,480 No smoking. 400 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,400 Over there, please. Over there. 401 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,600 And this - this stays off. 402 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,800 MUSIC STOPS 403 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,360 For God's sake... Phrg! 404 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,560 HE BREATHES DEEPLY 405 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,680 Hi. 406 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,080 Hi. 407 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:33,440 Er...come in, come in. Erm, this is for you. 408 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:37,120 Oh, it's a red, 2006... Portugal. 409 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,240 HE WOLF WHISTLES 410 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:43,480 Is it all right? Yes, it's... Erm, go through to the kitchen, please. 411 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,720 So, erm, er... 412 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,720 Oh, are you OK? 413 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,360 I'd like to say I made it... Did you not? 414 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,440 No, I did, I did. 415 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,600 I've never really gone into it, you know - 416 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,880 the reason why I'm still here. 417 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:11,480 I'm just so happy that I am. 418 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,800 Are you? Yeah! 419 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,160 I mean, 420 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,960 there is a light that never goes out. 421 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,200 I even thought about trying to resolve it once, you know, 422 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,000 cos it'd be sort of like "ghost suicide", you know. 423 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:36,760 But, you know, I just really like it here...especially now. 424 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,280 What happens? 425 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,280 Has anyone you know ever passed over? 426 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:47,160 Right, this mate of mine, he used to haunt the VIP toilets 427 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:52,560 at Leyton Orient Football Club, singing Andrew Lloyd Webber's Variations - famously composed 428 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:58,320 because of a bet he made with his cellist brother on an end of season match against Hull City in 1977. 429 00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:02,840 Anyway, they brought in this exorcist, to speed up his spirit into the after-life. 430 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,640 And did it work? 431 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:11,040 One minute he's giving it, "Tell Me on a Sunday", the next... Pff! 432 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,720 Pff... 433 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,640 Is it just you and Mitchell live here? 434 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,440 Yeah... 435 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,560 So... He's gone out for the evening. 436 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,680 I guess that means we're alone. 437 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,120 I guess it does. 438 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,720 MUSIC STARTS 439 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,720 I guess that means Mitchell's back. 440 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,280 No, no. It's the, er...stereo, 441 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,080 it's on the blink and just keeps coming on at... 442 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:56,720 random, really inconvenient times! Nice music, though. Oh...you... 443 00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:00,520 No. Oh, OK, I'll just go and turn it off... 444 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,280 MUSIC STOPS 445 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,040 Ah, sorry about that! 446 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,560 OK. 447 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,360 Erm, right... coffee? 448 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,280 Yeah. 449 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,800 PIPES CLANK AND GURGLE 450 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,240 Argh! 451 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,320 MUSIC BLARES 452 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:46,400 Shall we go upstairs? 453 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,920 Yes, please! 454 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,840 Look, it's a full moon. 455 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,240 No, not until tomorrow... 456 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,360 ..apparently. 457 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,880 I've had a really lovely evening. 458 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,480 THEY PANT 459 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,000 Did you really throw up at the DVD? 460 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,800 Only the first dozen or so times. 461 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,440 HE GROWLS 462 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:36,920 HE GROWLS MORE LOUDLY 463 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,320 Oh, God, oh, God! 464 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,600 What? What's wrong, what is it? 465 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,880 No, no... nothing. 466 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,880 I just... I just... I just...can't. 467 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:55,080 Can't... can't what? 468 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:58,320 Look, do you fancy me, or not? I do. 469 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,560 Oh Jesus, I do. 470 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,920 Desperately. 471 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,520 But I just...can't. 472 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,840 You mean you've...got a problem? 473 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,400 OK, well what is it? 474 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:15,040 Look, I'm a nurse, it's not going to be anything I haven't seen before. 475 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,400 You're a man... You ARE a man, aren't you? 476 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,680 You have always been a man? 477 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,400 I'm... 478 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,920 Oh, God, it's... 479 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,240 I have trouble containing myself. 480 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:33,200 We can't keep doing this. 481 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,840 Now is not the time to tell me you're married. 482 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:41,280 I need proper blood, human blood. 483 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,800 We don't have to kill, we could get it from the hospital. 484 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,960 You think no-one's ever thought of that? 485 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,040 That kind of blood doesn't work, not completely. 486 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,960 The only way to do this is to go clean. To stop altogether. 487 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,000 And I will, I promise! 488 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,360 I just need this to get me started. 489 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:03,960 Just this last time and then I'll stop, I promise. Please, Mitchell. 490 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,000 We can do it together, we can keep each other strong. 491 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:13,160 Maybe it's something about love that's keeping me here. 492 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,080 Cos I never was in love in life. 493 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,160 I didn't believe in it. 494 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,480 I just thought love was just a miserable lie. 495 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,680 But since I met you... 496 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,840 You're thinking about Owen, aren't you? 497 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,480 I'm sorry, Gilbert. 498 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,520 I need to go. 499 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,200 I need to be with Owen. 500 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,720 Hey, I'll come with you. 501 00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:58,640 Make sure you get there safely, eh? 502 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:14,280 No, no, no. I got two, Wincey got one. 503 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,640 All right, I've got to go, bye. 504 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,240 Happy anniversary. 505 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:02,960 Mmm, someone's in a good mood! 506 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:09,520 I just want you to know, I really appreciate all the stuff you've been doing for me lately. What stuff? 507 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,160 Aw, come on. 508 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:14,880 All those sweet little things you've been doing. 509 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,880 They mean a lot to me. 510 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:21,960 They make me realize how you're always thinking about me. 511 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,640 You mean when I put that lace teddy on? 512 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,560 SHE SOBS 513 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:55,320 Hang on, so you didn't put this shirt out for me either? No! 514 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,880 You know I hate that shirt. 515 00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,440 So who's doing it, then? 516 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,240 LOUD BANG 517 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,840 'They're on the fridge where you left them, tiger.' Owen? What is it? 518 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,920 It's fine! It's fine... 519 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:29,040 What are you doing? I said it's fine! 520 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,280 Sorry. 521 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,520 Sorry, Owen. 522 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:58,760 Why are you looking at a poster about gonorrhea? 523 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,360 That's just great... 524 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,960 No, I was hiding from someone. 525 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,680 So that's it? 526 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,920 You've written off the possibility of having a relationship 527 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,560 with anyone, ever, or of ever having sex again? 528 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,440 Well, haven't you? 529 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,680 KNOCK ON DOOR 530 00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:08,560 KNOCKING 531 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:20,760 Hello? 532 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,520 Owen! 533 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,560 George? 534 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,840 Mitchell? 535 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,280 PIPES GURGLE 536 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,840 All right... 537 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,040 GURGLING 538 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,480 To detach the... 539 00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:22,760 Jesus! Urgh. 540 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,840 What are you doing, Owen? 541 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,960 What is that? Got ya. 542 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,440 The thong. 543 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,240 FROM THE HALLWAY: You fucking bitch! Bitch! 544 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:51,560 No, Owen! Please, Owen! 545 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,720 Think I'm a fucking mug? No... Is that what you think? 546 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:57,080 I've never said that! You're cheap, Annie! 547 00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:00,600 You're a fucking little whore, you know that? Don't say that! 548 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,360 It's embarrassing, it's tragic! 549 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,440 Please, Owen! You're pathetic, you know that? 550 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,880 Ow! Owen, please, you're hurting me! 551 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:20,400 Did you wear this for him? No, I promise, no! Did he make you come, Annie, was he good? 552 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:25,600 No, no.. Did you enjoy it, you cheap bitch! Owen, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 553 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,440 Owen, please don't... 554 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,440 You fucking bitch! 555 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,920 Oh... 556 00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:13,400 KNOCKING 557 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,840 KNOCKING CONTINUES 558 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:27,960 DOOR SLAMS 559 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,400 Anybody home? 560 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,240 Annie, are you there? 561 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:37,000 Sorry, I let myself in. 562 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:41,840 Annie? 563 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,240 What's wrong? 564 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,000 Owen killed me. 565 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,840 Give it to me. Jesus, can I get in the door? 566 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,400 Just fucking give it to me! 567 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:22,360 What's wrong with it? It's... 568 00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,880 it's not right! I told you. It's not the same. 569 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:29,120 That kind of blood won't work. Not for long, anyway. Why not? 570 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,320 It's not fresh from the kill. 571 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:37,480 Should I... should I heat it up? It won't work! It's not there any more, there's not enough life left in it. 572 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,720 It might numb the pain for a while, but that's all. 573 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:42,680 Do you not think I'd have a fridge full? 574 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,720 Let me drink from you again. 575 00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:48,720 You need to stop, Lauren. We had a deal! You were going to help me! 576 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:51,800 I am trying to help you! Or I'm just going to help myself! 577 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:56,920 You know, I don't really see where this relationship is headed any more. 578 00:46:56,920 --> 00:47:00,120 You can't do this on your own. So maybe I won't. 579 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,880 You want a lift? 580 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:30,520 Come on, Lauren. You need to feed, come with me. 581 00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:54,960 HOWLING 582 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,320 George! George, wait, wait! 583 00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:06,640 I need to talk to you. Nina, I'm really sorry, but I just need to be somewhere right now. 584 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:10,640 Look, please don't be embarrassed about last night and, you know, your condition... 585 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:14,960 I'm not... No... I am. But look, can we talk about this another time? 586 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,880 I just need to be somewhere. Where? 587 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:21,560 Erm, er...it's a thing. It's just, er...just a thing, but it's quite urgent, so... 588 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,560 Oh God, is that the time? George, come with me. No, really. 589 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:25,600 Yeah, I was just... 590 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,280 It will literally take a minute. No, Nina... Come on! 591 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:33,000 It's nothing to be ashamed about, and it certainly doesn't mean you can't have a good sex life. 592 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,320 You know, there's all kinds of fun stuff you can do. 593 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:36,960 Hrrrhmm. 594 00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:43,000 Sorry. Just clearing my throat. 595 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,520 Carry on. 596 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:49,040 OK, it explains in here how there are many ways 597 00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:54,360 of giving a woman pleasure, for example, erotic massage. 598 00:48:54,360 --> 00:49:01,200 You can use this technique to achieve orgasm through clitoral stimulation. 599 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:07,320 Chrriisst... And you know, if you ask the woman to show you how she 600 00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:11,480 gives herself pleasure when alone, you'll realise that it's possible 601 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:17,560 for her to be sexually satisfied without, you know, having to reach full penetration. 602 00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,560 HE YELLS 603 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:24,480 I wasn't offering a demonstration, George! I'm on duty! 604 00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,800 Bloody hell, it's always the quiet ones... 605 00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:28,880 SHE SQUEALS 606 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:35,000 He must have flushed it away, but it's like the house held on to it. 607 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,840 He got so angry. 608 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:40,600 He wasn't like that when we first met. 609 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:44,560 I mean, he was a bit moody, and sometimes he'd... 610 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:48,840 he'd... 611 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,800 But maybe that was me. 612 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:58,160 Maybe I am just so annoying and so... 613 00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,840 pathetic... 614 00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:01,680 No. 615 00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,320 Of course you're not, Annie. 616 00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,920 Christ... 617 00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,480 ..you're amazing. 618 00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,160 But the man I loved killed me. 619 00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,040 Am I really that hard to love back? 620 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:20,640 Ey, ey! Come on, 621 00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,640 you are loved. 622 00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,280 By loads of people. 623 00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,480 By me. 624 00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:32,040 What? 625 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:36,400 I love you. 626 00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:44,240 I really love you. 627 00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,920 Hang on. 628 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,920 That door wasn't there. 629 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,320 What is it? 630 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,800 Death. 631 00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,720 Well... 632 00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:28,680 do we go through it? 633 00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,640 What happens? Don't go near it! 634 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,160 No, no, it's for me. 635 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,240 It's come for me. 636 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,800 Come with me. 637 00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,480 I can't. 638 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,760 I don't want to go on my own. 639 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,640 No, I mean, I can't. 640 00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:56,600 This isn't for me. 641 00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,160 This is your death. 642 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:05,200 I just needed to meet you. 643 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,200 All this time, 644 00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,040 I just needed to meet you. 645 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,840 DOOR CLOSES 646 00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:05,440 HE YELLS 647 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,240 I guess we've, er... 648 00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:34,240 cured your, you know, 649 00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:37,400 premature, um...ejaculation thing. 650 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,120 DOOR SLAMS 651 00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,600 Oh, you're a dead man. 652 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:07,120 At least now, I know. 653 00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:43,000 I had sex with Nina last night and it was bloody marvellous! 654 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,720 Annie was killed by Owen. 655 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,040 Five minutes. 656 00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:54,920 Could I have not just had just five minutes with The Biggest News? 657 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:00,920 Hey. 658 00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,080 Are you all right? 659 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,760 You know what I think? 660 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,040 The house was telling us. 661 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:10,440 All that stuff about the pipes and the taps. 662 00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:12,440 It's like it was all part of you. 663 00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:14,200 It was your... 664 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:17,600 memories. They were... Affecting the plumbing? 665 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,760 It's stopped now, hasn't it? 666 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,480 Now everything's... known. 667 00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,200 Well, that's something. 668 00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,000 Yeah. 669 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:37,120 I find out the love of my life killed me, but it's OK, because at least now we can wash up! 670 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,760 But he wasn't though, was he? Yes, he was! 671 00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,840 He loved me. 672 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,720 And I was in love. 673 00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:49,240 It felt like he owned me. 674 00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:52,440 Nobody owns you, Annie. 675 00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:54,200 Nobody can. 676 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,560 So why didn't I go? 677 00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,880 Being with him wasn't it. 678 00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:07,240 Finding out what happened wasn't it. 679 00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:10,280 So what now? 680 00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:13,560 What's left? 681 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,200 I guess that's what we'll find out. 682 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:27,960 How did she...? She's a poltergeist. Take control, Annie! But I don't know how! 683 00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:38,680 We've been deluding ourselves we could ever be accepted here, by proper human beings. We... 684 00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:42,720 are monsters. 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