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- We need to act on this now.
- Not without a full risk analysis.
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We don't wanna
rush into this half-cocked.
3
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As opposed to the full-cocked
that's been working so well for us?
4
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Got something you wanna say?
5
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Just don't wanna lose another baby
with the bath water. Boss.
6
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Fine. We'll send Spike.
7
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Bugger that. Do it yourself.
8
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Spike, this is a delicate matter that
needs to be handled with finesse...
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- Why are we talking to him?
- Because he signed on to help.
10
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Not to be some glorified
garbage collector.
11
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It's not garbage. It's a body.
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There's a gang war coming
if we don't get it back.
13
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Stiff's that important?
14
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It's the remains of the Capo di Famiglia
of the Goran demon clan.
15
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- Never heard of him.
- Because the Capo was human tolerant.
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Kept a low profile.
More interested in profit than mayhem.
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- What happened?
- Died on business in Italy.
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We need to go there,
retrieve his body...
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...and return it to his family
in the next 26 hours.
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- Or what? He gets deader?
- No, he stays dead.
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They die, they pupate, they live again.
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But only if rituals are performed
by the immediate family.
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If the Capo's body isn't returned in time,
the rituals won't take.
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So long, Capo. Hello, power vacuum.
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- Which rival clans will try to fill.
- They aren't as tolerant of humans.
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If we do this, it all stays cool.
If not...
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We'll stick with do. Pack your bags.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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SPIKE:
I don't speak the language.
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- We'll get you a book.
- How do you say "wank off" in Italian?
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- Can somebody just get on a plane?
ANGEL: What?
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When?
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Yeah. I understand. Thanks.
34
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All right. What is it this time?
35
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Uber- vamps? Demon gods? Devil robots?
36
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It's Buffy.
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The Girl in Question
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- I said I'll take care of it.
- "Take care" of what?
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SPIKE: Is Buffy all right?
- She will be when I get there.
40
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What happened? What happened?!
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The lmmortal.
42
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The who?
43
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The foulest evil hell ever vomited forth.
44
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- Worse than you?
- He was spotted in Rome near Buffy's.
45
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Wait a minute. Rome?
That's where the Capo died.
46
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Whoa, wait.
That's definitely his m.o.
47
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- The Capo's?
- The lmmortal.
48
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He whacks the Capo,
lures me to Rome...
49
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...takes out a slayer
and a vampire with a soul.
50
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Plus he starts a war when the Capo
isn't returned for resurrection.
51
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- This guy's good.
- So am I.
52
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Harmony, have the jet fueled,
ready for takeoff.
53
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- Think we can take him?
- What do you mean "we"?
54
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You think you can traipse off
to Italy without me?
55
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- You don't speak the language.
- I'll get a book.
56
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You'll only make things worse!
57
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Look, we get the Capo's body, rescue
Buffy, stop the lmmortal. It's simple.
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- Unless he kills you, which would be sad.
- He won't.
59
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Not if I'm with you.
60
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Admit it. You think you can ride in,
save the day and sweep Buffy off...
61
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- You're thinking the same thing.
- I'm seeing somebody.
62
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- What, dog girl?
- Nina's a werewolf, and l...
63
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Fido know you're flying
around the world to visit your ex?
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I was gonna call her.
We're just hanging out.
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- She's not my girlfriend.
- This rate, never will be.
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- Doesn't concern you, Spike.
- I just wanna see you happy.
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Well, not too happy,
because then I'd have to stake you.
68
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- Second thought, have at it.
- This isn't about us.
69
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- You and Nina?
- Me and you!
70
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This mission is only gonna get worse
if we don't put aside our differences.
71
00:04:07,905 --> 00:04:12,023
Look, we have to work together on this
to stop the lmmortal and save Buffy.
72
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And pick up
that demon-body thingy.
73
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Partners, then?
74
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Just like old times.
75
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- You want a drink?
- God, yes.
76
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You really can't get drunk
off these things.
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Not us anyway.
Vampire constitution.
78
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Not always a plus.
79
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How'd you know?
80
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Drank a lot,
and I still don't like you.
81
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About Buffy. How did you know
she was in trouble?
82
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- I got word.
- From who?
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A source.
84
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- You've been spying on her?
- Just making sure she was all right.
85
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Sending your lackeys to do your
stalking for you. That's really pathetic.
86
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All right, fine, I'm not proud of it,
but it's...
87
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It's Buffy.
88
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How many you got on her?
89
00:05:06,185 --> 00:05:08,858
Just the one, but he got spotted.
90
00:05:09,025 --> 00:05:11,619
Called from the hospital
after he regained consciousness.
91
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Should've had more of your people
watching her.
92
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Yeah.
93
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Well, we'll be landing soon.
94
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Remember last time we were in Italy?
95
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Like it were yesterday.
96
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- Ciao.
- Ciao.
97
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- Ciao.
WOMAN: Ciao.
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Ciao.
99
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Wait a minute.
I wasn't in Italy in the '50s.
100
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Oh, right. Guess you weren't.
Really missed out.
101
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Guess so. Sounds a lot better
than when I remember it.
102
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- 1894?
- The Room of Pain.
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[GROANS]
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William.
105
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Bloody hell.
106
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That right bastard.
107
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The lmmortal thinks
he can do this to us?
108
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He doesn't know who he's dealing with.
109
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Well, he's about to find out.
110
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He'll curse the day
he ever crossed Angelus.
111
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And William the Bloody.
112
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See just how immortal he is
when we're done with him.
113
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We'll carve him up like a Sunday roast...
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...and make him watch
as we feast on his steaming flesh.
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[GRUNTING]
116
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- How you doing?
- Bugger.
117
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Your master send you
to do his dirty work?
118
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Ferry us to hell, then?
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We'll save a spot for him
next to the fire...
120
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...of the mangy, dung-licking...
121
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Bit over the top, there, are you?
122
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His Benevolence, the lmmortal,
wishes to convey his regrets...
123
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...at having detained you.
124
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But your recent actions
against his concerns...
125
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...merited stiff reprimand.
126
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- His concerns?
- This is our city. We were here first.
127
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No, actually, he was.
Three hundred years ago.
128
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And now he's back.
129
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You will leave this city tonight
and never return...
130
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...under a penalty of death so...
131
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[CRACKS]
132
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Go ahead, take your best shot.
133
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I'll snatch your little wee sticks
and spend the next fortnight...
134
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...shoving them slowly up your arse.
135
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WILLIAM: Can you do that?
ANGEL: The arrow thing?
136
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I don't know. Never tried.
137
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Look what he did to me shirt.
138
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"His Benevolence, the lmmortal."
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In for a shock, he is.
There's gonna be a reckoning...
140
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...after a good meal
and a long rest in the arms of...
141
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Darla!
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SPIKE:
What have they done to her?
143
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I can no longer hear
the Song of the Green.
144
00:08:07,785 --> 00:08:10,140
You think that includes me?
145
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Her powers have been greatly reduced.
146
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She still has unusual strength...
147
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...but is no longer invulnerable
or able to alter time.
148
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You revel in my defeat.
149
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Is that how you view it?
You've been defeated?
150
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My world gone.
151
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My powers stripped.
152
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How would you define it?
153
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How about "lucky we didn't kill you
when you went nuclear"?
154
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This fate is worse than death.
155
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Condemned to live out existence...
156
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...in a vessel incapable
of sustaining my true glory.
157
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How am I to function
with such limitation?
158
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Have you ever tried a Seabreeze?
159
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You attempt amusement
at the expense of your better.
160
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Illyria. Perhaps you should return
to the lab.
161
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I do not bend to your wishes.
162
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I'm not asking you to.
163
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Merely suggesting that more tests
might lead to knowledge...
164
00:09:02,745 --> 00:09:04,781
...of how to help you function.
165
00:09:08,945 --> 00:09:12,017
I go because it suits me.
166
00:09:16,465 --> 00:09:21,414
Too bad that whirly-jig thing
didn't suck the sass out of her.
167
00:09:23,665 --> 00:09:26,384
She's over-compensating. Posturing.
168
00:09:26,585 --> 00:09:28,177
So she wasn't gonna snap my stalk?
169
00:09:28,385 --> 00:09:32,094
Her powers are weakened,
but she's still unpredictable.
170
00:09:32,465 --> 00:09:34,660
Perhaps more so
until she learns to adjust.
171
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We have to be careful not to agitate her.
172
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Burkles!
173
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See? I told you
they would remember us.
174
00:09:41,985 --> 00:09:43,623
I guess we do make an impression.
175
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Why are you here?
176
00:09:45,345 --> 00:09:47,063
- I mean, what...?
- Hawaii.
177
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Been saving up for years.
178
00:09:48,785 --> 00:09:51,777
Thought we'd take a layover
and surprise Fred.
179
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Know where we can find her?
180
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Step into my office.
181
00:10:12,825 --> 00:10:15,464
- Let me handle this.
- Bet you'd like to.
182
00:10:19,545 --> 00:10:20,819
Spike!
183
00:10:20,985 --> 00:10:22,816
[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
184
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,099
What are you doing here?
185
00:10:26,305 --> 00:10:28,660
About to ask you
the same question, Andrew.
186
00:10:28,825 --> 00:10:30,417
Buffy and Dawn
are letting me crash.
187
00:10:30,585 --> 00:10:32,815
My casa was incinerated
when that thing happened.
188
00:10:33,025 --> 00:10:35,619
- What thing?
- Cultural misunderstanding.
189
00:10:35,785 --> 00:10:37,423
Let us speak of more pleasant times.
190
00:10:37,585 --> 00:10:39,143
[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
191
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I part my threshold.
192
00:10:41,985 --> 00:10:45,261
I mean my apartment, obviously.
193
00:10:50,745 --> 00:10:53,054
So I have plans later this evening...
194
00:10:53,225 --> 00:10:56,376
...but I could change them
if you guys wanna hang.
195
00:10:57,185 --> 00:10:59,653
I could show you Rome at night,
a city of contrasts.
196
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,895
Anywhere you wanna go,
anything you wanna see.
197
00:11:02,105 --> 00:11:03,697
TOGETHER:
Buffy.
198
00:11:03,945 --> 00:11:06,698
Right, because you two both...
199
00:11:06,985 --> 00:11:08,816
Yeah, she's not here.
200
00:11:09,105 --> 00:11:11,096
- Where'd she go?
- To meet the lmmortal.
201
00:11:11,305 --> 00:11:14,217
- By herself?
- I told you I had plans.
202
00:11:14,425 --> 00:11:16,222
- When did she leave?
- Just missed her.
203
00:11:16,585 --> 00:11:19,145
- Then we're not too late.
- Of course, it could be worse.
204
00:11:19,305 --> 00:11:21,944
You're telling me.
Most nights they never leave the house.
205
00:11:22,105 --> 00:11:24,858
Just curl up on the couch and snuggle.
206
00:11:26,945 --> 00:11:29,300
They're snuggling?
207
00:11:29,745 --> 00:11:31,542
For starters.
208
00:11:31,905 --> 00:11:36,183
Wait, uh, you didn't know
they were together?
209
00:11:37,785 --> 00:11:39,218
It's worse.
210
00:11:47,345 --> 00:11:49,142
Darla. Darla.
211
00:11:49,305 --> 00:11:51,535
Darla! What have they done?
212
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,463
My sweet death.
213
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:56,139
Angelus. You're back.
214
00:11:56,345 --> 00:11:59,860
I'd claw my way back from the depths
of hell to lay by your side.
215
00:12:01,665 --> 00:12:02,859
[SPITS]
216
00:12:03,145 --> 00:12:05,101
- He's tasted you.
- Who?
217
00:12:05,265 --> 00:12:07,176
Who do you think?
218
00:12:07,345 --> 00:12:08,858
That cheeky bastard.
219
00:12:09,065 --> 00:12:11,374
Had us tossed
and then violates your woman.
220
00:12:11,545 --> 00:12:14,742
- Did he hurt you?
- Not until I asked him to.
221
00:12:17,265 --> 00:12:18,903
Oh, come on.
222
00:12:19,065 --> 00:12:20,657
Have you seen him?
223
00:12:20,825 --> 00:12:22,861
With the eyes and the chest...
224
00:12:23,025 --> 00:12:26,495
...and the immortality.
225
00:12:26,865 --> 00:12:28,935
- We're immortal.
DARLA: Not like him.
226
00:12:29,105 --> 00:12:32,575
He's not some common vampire.
He's...
227
00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:34,935
I don't know what he is.
A giant.
228
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:37,215
A titan, straddling good and evil...
229
00:12:37,385 --> 00:12:42,095
...serving no master
but his own considerable desires.
230
00:12:42,305 --> 00:12:43,624
- Darla...
DARLA: And spiritual.
231
00:12:43,785 --> 00:12:48,142
Did you know he spent 150 years
at a Tibetan monastery?
232
00:12:48,345 --> 00:12:50,700
Which I guess explains all the desire.
233
00:12:50,905 --> 00:12:54,614
- He's my archnemesis.
- Oh, darling.
234
00:12:54,785 --> 00:12:57,299
It was just fornication.
235
00:12:57,465 --> 00:13:00,741
Really great fornication.
236
00:13:00,985 --> 00:13:02,259
She's glowing, mate.
237
00:13:02,425 --> 00:13:03,824
- She isn't.
- Little bit.
238
00:13:04,225 --> 00:13:07,740
Best fit you for a pair of antlers.
Been made the right cuckold, you have.
239
00:13:08,065 --> 00:13:10,579
Time for another pony ride?
240
00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:15,578
Son of a bitch!
241
00:13:15,745 --> 00:13:18,100
- The both of you?
- He's insatiable.
242
00:13:18,905 --> 00:13:21,135
Drusilla, you let him touch you?
243
00:13:21,345 --> 00:13:23,654
He felt like sunshine.
244
00:13:24,265 --> 00:13:25,618
Oh, no.
245
00:13:25,825 --> 00:13:28,020
That's why he tossed us.
So he could violate...
246
00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:29,658
- He didn't...
- Violate our women!
247
00:13:29,825 --> 00:13:31,577
Violate in succession!
248
00:13:31,785 --> 00:13:33,855
- Concurrently.
- Concurrently?
249
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,262
You never let us do that.
250
00:13:36,505 --> 00:13:37,938
DARLA:
Come on, Dru.
251
00:13:38,105 --> 00:13:41,984
Let's have a bath
so the boys can weep in private.
252
00:13:42,185 --> 00:13:44,335
Will you hold me under the water?
253
00:13:44,505 --> 00:13:46,302
If you wish.
254
00:13:51,105 --> 00:13:52,936
This is a slight that will not go unmet!
255
00:13:53,145 --> 00:13:54,976
Death's too quick.
256
00:13:55,145 --> 00:13:57,534
- Not all deaths are quick.
- What do you have in mind?
257
00:13:57,705 --> 00:14:00,981
I think it's time the lmmortal found out
exactly who he's dealing with.
258
00:14:01,145 --> 00:14:03,739
I think it's time for Blood Vengeance.
259
00:14:03,985 --> 00:14:06,260
Blood Vengeance.
I'm sure we're on the list.
260
00:14:06,425 --> 00:14:09,383
Is there anything under
"Blood Vengeance"?
261
00:14:09,545 --> 00:14:12,013
No, no Blood Vengeance. Sorry.
262
00:14:13,345 --> 00:14:15,063
Maybe it's under "Angelus."
263
00:14:15,345 --> 00:14:16,937
You are not on the lmmortal's list.
264
00:14:17,705 --> 00:14:19,661
You know what?
To hell with the list!
265
00:14:21,465 --> 00:14:24,502
You're not in here,
you're not going in there. Piss off!
266
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,736
He mocks us at every turn.
267
00:14:26,905 --> 00:14:29,897
The man has no sense of indecency.
You remember Frankfurt.
268
00:14:30,065 --> 00:14:33,944
He hatches the Rathruhn egg personally,
then gives those nuns safe passage.
269
00:14:34,105 --> 00:14:35,379
- Those were my nuns!
- Yeah.
270
00:14:35,545 --> 00:14:38,901
Nuns are your thing.
Everybody knows that. They respect it...
271
00:14:39,065 --> 00:14:41,863
...they respect us.
- We are the reason men fear the night.
272
00:14:42,025 --> 00:14:45,017
This isn't over yet, lmmortal!
This will never be over!
273
00:14:45,225 --> 00:14:47,136
It's over.
274
00:14:47,585 --> 00:14:49,735
Just like that.
275
00:14:51,665 --> 00:14:53,576
Not that I thought
I had a chance anyway.
276
00:14:53,745 --> 00:14:55,861
Well, at least I have a girlfriend.
277
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,299
Still.
278
00:14:57,705 --> 00:14:59,502
ANGEL:
Yeah.
279
00:15:00,905 --> 00:15:02,384
- The lmmortal?
- I mean, come on.
280
00:15:02,545 --> 00:15:03,819
She's smarter than that.
281
00:15:04,025 --> 00:15:06,937
How'd she ever fall for a centuries-old
guy with a dark past...
282
00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:09,619
...who may or may not be evil?
283
00:15:10,345 --> 00:15:12,654
- She's under some spell.
- I was just thinking that.
284
00:15:12,865 --> 00:15:14,583
We're gonna pick up the Capo's body...
285
00:15:14,745 --> 00:15:16,815
Find the lmmortal
and break his whammy.
286
00:15:22,025 --> 00:15:24,141
[OLD WOMAN DEMON
SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
287
00:15:24,305 --> 00:15:27,741
We are in your debt for attending
to a delicate matter.
288
00:15:27,905 --> 00:15:30,100
Grazia, grazia.
289
00:15:31,105 --> 00:15:35,064
This is the Capo di Famiglia
of the Goran demon clan?
290
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:38,103
Si, si. The Capo di Famiglia.
291
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,535
Must've been a wee fellow.
292
00:15:42,345 --> 00:15:43,858
This is just his head.
293
00:15:44,025 --> 00:15:46,414
Si, si. The head of Capo di Famiglia.
294
00:15:46,585 --> 00:15:48,018
Where's the rest of him?
295
00:15:48,185 --> 00:15:51,461
When a Goran demon
becomes heavy with the age...
296
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:55,379
...his head sag and drop off
like a ripe fig.
297
00:15:55,745 --> 00:15:57,258
A new body hatches out of this?
298
00:15:57,465 --> 00:16:01,299
If the rituals are performed
by the family in time.
299
00:16:01,505 --> 00:16:05,862
You must get the head of the Capo
to Los Angeles subito, eh? Si?
300
00:16:06,025 --> 00:16:07,504
Si! Subito!
301
00:16:10,145 --> 00:16:12,898
- Is Buffy home yet?
- You guys, it's only 8:30.
302
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:15,104
- Right.
- Yeah.
303
00:16:15,305 --> 00:16:16,579
You know where they went?
304
00:16:18,385 --> 00:16:21,457
I say, this is a step up from where
you boys used to hang your hat.
305
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,775
A couple of steps.
306
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:27,258
- Yes, we...
- We didn't wanna say anything...
307
00:16:27,425 --> 00:16:30,940
...but we were worried about that hotel.
- It seemed a little rundown.
308
00:16:31,105 --> 00:16:33,494
But Fred called it home,
so we kept our mouths shut.
309
00:16:33,665 --> 00:16:36,577
Girl reaches a certain age,
she can make her own decisions.
310
00:16:36,785 --> 00:16:39,060
Which, with Fred, was around 7,
wasn't it?
311
00:16:39,225 --> 00:16:40,863
- Mr. and Mrs. Burkle...
TRISH: Please.
312
00:16:41,065 --> 00:16:42,293
Roger and Trish.
313
00:16:42,465 --> 00:16:45,901
The way she goes on about y'all,
it feels like we're practically family.
314
00:16:46,065 --> 00:16:49,899
So where is our prodigal daughter?
Saving the world with that Angel fellow?
315
00:16:50,065 --> 00:16:53,614
Roger, Trish. There's something
you need to know.
316
00:16:54,465 --> 00:16:56,057
- Fred...
ILLYRIA: Mom?
317
00:16:57,265 --> 00:17:00,814
ROGER: Well, there she is now.
- Dad. Oh, my God.
318
00:17:00,985 --> 00:17:04,341
- What are you all doing here?
ROGER: Sweetie.
319
00:17:04,505 --> 00:17:07,656
TRISH: Sight for sore eyes.
ROGER: You look great.
320
00:17:08,705 --> 00:17:11,378
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
321
00:17:23,065 --> 00:17:25,021
Dancing.
Why'd it have to be dancing?
322
00:17:25,505 --> 00:17:26,494
Speak English, love?
323
00:17:26,665 --> 00:17:29,702
- Si, si. I love the English.
- We'll get along fine, then.
324
00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:32,618
We're looking for a girl. American.
Blond hair, blue eyes.
325
00:17:32,905 --> 00:17:35,817
Many blond American coeducationals.
326
00:17:35,985 --> 00:17:38,260
Spring break. The girls, they go wild.
327
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,255
No, no.
We're looking for a friend of ours.
328
00:17:41,425 --> 00:17:44,417
She's in trouble.
This ponce called the lmmortal...
329
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,655
Ah, si, si.
330
00:17:46,825 --> 00:17:49,385
The lmmortal's new ragazza.
331
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:51,297
They come while ago.
332
00:17:52,345 --> 00:17:53,619
There.
333
00:18:03,905 --> 00:18:06,658
Your friend maybe go little wild too, si?
334
00:18:07,025 --> 00:18:10,700
Right. Hold down the fort.
I'll be right back.
335
00:18:11,665 --> 00:18:14,384
Oh, yeah, here it comes.
The part where you run off alone...
336
00:18:14,545 --> 00:18:16,376
...play the hero
so Buffy takes you back.
337
00:18:16,545 --> 00:18:18,854
Well, newsflash, blondie bear,
never gonna happen.
338
00:18:19,025 --> 00:18:22,495
Look, I know I don't have a shot
with her, all right? Probably never did.
339
00:18:22,665 --> 00:18:26,374
But I still care about her, and I won't let
her end up with a jerk like the lmmortal.
340
00:18:26,545 --> 00:18:29,139
- Or you.
- Ours is a forever love.
341
00:18:29,305 --> 00:18:32,820
- I had a relationship with her too.
- Sleeping together is not a relationship.
342
00:18:32,985 --> 00:18:36,022
- It is if you do it enough times.
- Spike...
343
00:18:36,385 --> 00:18:39,263
- The head.
- I thought you had it.
344
00:18:44,065 --> 00:18:45,942
Hey!
345
00:18:46,145 --> 00:18:48,215
Where do you think you're going
with our head?
346
00:18:48,785 --> 00:18:51,458
DEMON:
Anywhere he wants.
347
00:18:54,545 --> 00:18:57,503
Don't suppose we can talk about this
over a nice amaretto.
348
00:19:59,745 --> 00:20:02,942
- What the hell are you doing?
- I was confused, you git!
349
00:20:03,105 --> 00:20:05,983
- It's very loud in here!
- Where'd the little guy go?
350
00:20:15,025 --> 00:20:16,822
SPIKE:
Where'd he go?
351
00:20:16,985 --> 00:20:18,623
[CAR APPROACHING,
TIRES SQUEALING]
352
00:20:22,425 --> 00:20:25,576
Hey, that's our car.
He's got our car!
353
00:20:28,585 --> 00:20:30,974
- Hop on, little mama.
- I'm not riding on the back.
354
00:20:31,145 --> 00:20:32,976
He's getting away!
355
00:20:54,945 --> 00:20:56,458
Faster. Come on, punch it!
356
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:58,456
Stop holding on so tight.
357
00:21:20,665 --> 00:21:22,542
ANGEL: Shortcut. Turn right.
SPIKE: Let go.
358
00:21:25,265 --> 00:21:27,699
- Turn left. Left! We'll cut him off.
SPIKE: All right!
359
00:21:34,065 --> 00:21:35,623
Jeez! God!
360
00:21:36,865 --> 00:21:40,460
- One job, hang on to the head. That's it.
- You were right there too.
361
00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:43,742
- I wasn't in charge of the head.
- Well, it's gone now, isn't it?
362
00:21:43,905 --> 00:21:47,022
Gonna stand here in the strada
yelling at me all night?
363
00:21:47,185 --> 00:21:50,655
- Did you just say strada?
- It means "street."
364
00:21:51,545 --> 00:21:53,536
Yeah, I know what it means.
365
00:21:54,265 --> 00:21:55,664
Look.
366
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:58,135
We only have 12 hours
to get that head back...
367
00:21:58,305 --> 00:22:00,421
...before Los Angeles
becomes a demon war zone.
368
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:03,059
Should we argue some more
or should we get on with it?
369
00:22:03,225 --> 00:22:05,534
All right. You're right.
No more screwing around.
370
00:22:05,745 --> 00:22:08,896
We find that guy, get the head back
and get out of here. That's it.
371
00:22:09,105 --> 00:22:10,504
Have you seen the blond girl?
372
00:22:10,665 --> 00:22:13,133
- The name is Buffy.
- She was dancing with the lmmortal.
373
00:22:13,305 --> 00:22:15,944
- Are they still here? Did they leave?
- Relax. It's okay.
374
00:22:16,145 --> 00:22:17,737
- They still here?
- No. They gone.
375
00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:21,017
But you must relax.
I pour you some wine.
376
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,137
He's got her, Spike. He's got Buffy.
377
00:22:23,305 --> 00:22:26,297
- Why is this always happening to us?
- It's him. The lmmortal.
378
00:22:26,465 --> 00:22:27,864
This is what he does.
379
00:22:28,025 --> 00:22:30,220
Every time he shows up,
I either lose my girl...
380
00:22:30,385 --> 00:22:34,060
...get beaten by an angry mob
or get thrown in prison for tax evasion.
381
00:22:34,465 --> 00:22:36,535
- Long story.
- You know, it's different now.
382
00:22:36,705 --> 00:22:39,173
- We're different.
- Hey, damn right we are.
383
00:22:39,345 --> 00:22:41,654
- We won't be his shemps anymore.
- No way, man.
384
00:22:41,825 --> 00:22:43,463
We're just out of our element here.
385
00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:46,059
If this was L.A.,
we'd have him hogtied by now.
386
00:22:46,225 --> 00:22:48,500
If we had our resources,
if we had our team...
387
00:22:48,665 --> 00:22:50,223
...if we had our helicopters or...
388
00:22:50,385 --> 00:22:52,421
- I mean, he'd be in a world of...
- Hang on.
389
00:22:52,625 --> 00:22:55,901
Doesn't Wolfram & Hart
have an office here in Rome?
390
00:23:00,065 --> 00:23:01,783
[DINGS]
391
00:23:04,105 --> 00:23:07,063
[CHATTERING IN ITALIAN]
392
00:23:24,065 --> 00:23:26,056
[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
393
00:23:26,225 --> 00:23:28,534
Welcome.
394
00:23:28,705 --> 00:23:31,299
Spike...
395
00:23:31,465 --> 00:23:33,456
You are the very meaning
of handsome.
396
00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:37,015
You take my breath away.
I have no breath.
397
00:23:37,185 --> 00:23:39,619
And you. What an honor.
398
00:23:40,425 --> 00:23:44,179
- The great Angelus.
- Actually, it's just Angel.
399
00:23:44,385 --> 00:23:47,024
Yes, of course.
The Gypsies, they gave you your soul.
400
00:23:47,225 --> 00:23:48,578
The Gypsies are filthy people.
401
00:23:48,745 --> 00:23:49,734
[SPITS]
402
00:23:49,905 --> 00:23:51,384
We shall speak of them no more.
403
00:23:51,585 --> 00:23:53,143
I am llona Costa Bianchi.
404
00:23:53,305 --> 00:23:56,456
I am the CEO of the Roman offices
of Wolfram & Hart.
405
00:23:56,665 --> 00:23:59,702
And please, we are at your disposal.
406
00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:02,658
Whatever it is that you want,
we give to you.
407
00:24:02,825 --> 00:24:05,817
If you want the world,
we give you the world.
408
00:24:06,025 --> 00:24:09,097
We give you two worlds, in fact,
because this is our way.
409
00:24:09,585 --> 00:24:11,257
- Okay.
- Good, yeah.
410
00:24:11,465 --> 00:24:14,263
Now, let's go into my office,
and we talk like adults. Come.
411
00:24:14,425 --> 00:24:15,858
- Pietro.
- Si, signora?
412
00:24:16,025 --> 00:24:18,823
[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
413
00:24:23,625 --> 00:24:25,661
She seems nice.
414
00:24:29,785 --> 00:24:33,414
I gotta tell you, everyone is so
dang friendly. I can't get over it.
415
00:24:33,585 --> 00:24:35,974
Well, they kind of have to be, Daddy.
I'm their boss.
416
00:24:36,145 --> 00:24:38,261
If they're mean to you,
I'll just fire them.
417
00:24:38,425 --> 00:24:41,781
Have we not seen each other since I
ran over that bug demon with the bus?
418
00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:43,936
How is that even possible?
419
00:24:44,105 --> 00:24:46,699
Things have been a bit a hectic
these last couple years.
420
00:24:46,865 --> 00:24:49,982
Well, I want to hear absolutely
everything. But most importantly...
421
00:24:50,145 --> 00:24:52,261
...have you had a lady in your life?
- Mom.
422
00:24:52,425 --> 00:24:53,858
What? I was just asking.
423
00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:56,858
Can I help it if there's a perfect
gentleman in plain sight...
424
00:24:57,025 --> 00:24:59,175
...of my single daughter?
- Dad, make her stop.
425
00:24:59,345 --> 00:25:00,778
Knock it off, bigmouth.
426
00:25:01,025 --> 00:25:03,858
He keeps talking to me like that,
I'll keep you for myself.
427
00:25:04,025 --> 00:25:06,414
Is this whole laboratory yours, honey?
428
00:25:06,585 --> 00:25:11,579
Well, technically it's the company's.
But, yeah, I'm in charge of it.
429
00:25:11,785 --> 00:25:14,538
- Wanna see my office?
ROGER: That's it, up there?
430
00:25:15,585 --> 00:25:17,496
- Come on, baby.
TRISH: Ooh!
431
00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,662
What the hell are you doing?
432
00:25:20,825 --> 00:25:23,259
- Visiting with my folks.
- Illyria...
433
00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:26,617
Your grief hangs off of you
like rotted flesh.
434
00:25:26,785 --> 00:25:29,174
I couldn't tolerate it from them as well.
435
00:25:29,785 --> 00:25:32,174
I thought this would be more convenient.
436
00:25:36,905 --> 00:25:38,179
How is it possible?
437
00:25:38,385 --> 00:25:41,138
It's just simple modulation of my form.
438
00:25:41,505 --> 00:25:43,575
I appear as I choose.
439
00:25:44,825 --> 00:25:46,656
Do you wish me to stop?
440
00:25:48,665 --> 00:25:51,816
Sweetie, you have got to do
a better job decorating.
441
00:25:52,185 --> 00:25:54,574
This office is as bare as a bone.
442
00:25:55,745 --> 00:25:57,337
Is everything okay?
443
00:26:00,705 --> 00:26:02,184
Everything's fine.
444
00:26:03,985 --> 00:26:05,577
Abso-tively.
445
00:26:12,825 --> 00:26:16,420
Please, make yourselves
as though you were at home.
446
00:26:16,585 --> 00:26:18,416
Your problems, they are no more.
447
00:26:18,585 --> 00:26:19,859
You have no more problems.
448
00:26:20,025 --> 00:26:21,458
What are your problems?
449
00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:23,974
Our friend,
she's under some sort of spell.
450
00:26:24,185 --> 00:26:27,734
Cast by the vilest wretch
this side of Mount Everest.
451
00:26:27,945 --> 00:26:29,344
Which...
452
00:26:29,665 --> 00:26:32,099
...I'm told, he has climbed.
Several times.
453
00:26:32,265 --> 00:26:35,098
- He goes by the name of the lmmortal.
- The lmmortal.
454
00:26:35,265 --> 00:26:37,335
Ah, then your friend is lucky.
455
00:26:37,785 --> 00:26:40,140
I have had dealings with the lmmortal
many times...
456
00:26:40,305 --> 00:26:42,978
...and I must say that the outcome
is always...
457
00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:45,864
...most satisfactory.
- He's got her trapped.
458
00:26:46,025 --> 00:26:48,016
- It's a love spell, and we...
ILONA: Doubtful.
459
00:26:48,225 --> 00:26:50,978
The lmmortal doesn't use spells.
He considers them dirty.
460
00:26:51,185 --> 00:26:54,416
Dirty tricks for dirty people.
Like Gypsies.
461
00:26:54,585 --> 00:26:55,574
[SPITS]
462
00:26:55,745 --> 00:26:57,417
We will speak of them no more.
463
00:26:57,585 --> 00:27:00,497
- He's done something magic to her.
- We need to do some research.
464
00:27:00,665 --> 00:27:02,940
Don't you guys have, like,
an Italian Wesley here?
465
00:27:03,145 --> 00:27:05,534
Yes, yes, we have,
but he's taking a nap.
466
00:27:05,745 --> 00:27:08,976
And I do not need him to tell me
what is already widely known.
467
00:27:09,145 --> 00:27:11,898
That the lmmortal does not use magic.
468
00:27:12,065 --> 00:27:15,580
- Then it must be something else.
- We need to know everything about him.
469
00:27:15,745 --> 00:27:17,463
- We need...
- To keep your head.
470
00:27:17,905 --> 00:27:22,854
Yes, we know all about your mission
to retrieve the Capo di Famiglia.
471
00:27:23,065 --> 00:27:26,023
And I have to say, right now
it seems a bit more important...
472
00:27:26,185 --> 00:27:28,619
...than trying to pry your friend
off of the lmmortal.
473
00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:32,023
Your head is in great danger.
474
00:27:32,185 --> 00:27:34,016
We have already received a ransom note.
475
00:27:34,185 --> 00:27:38,303
It was addressed to you via our offices.
I took the liberty of sneaking a peek.
476
00:27:39,985 --> 00:27:43,500
But we must hurry because the drop
is to take place in less than one hour.
477
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,980
We're gonna need
a helicopter, an assault team...
478
00:27:46,145 --> 00:27:48,101
And guns. Lots and lots of guns.
479
00:27:48,265 --> 00:27:49,744
No, no, no! No, no!
480
00:27:49,945 --> 00:27:53,415
The two of you are so precious,
but no!
481
00:27:53,585 --> 00:27:55,223
This is a civilized country.
482
00:27:55,385 --> 00:27:57,615
We do these things all the time.
483
00:27:57,785 --> 00:28:00,299
Somebody gets kidnapped,
somebody pays the money...
484
00:28:00,505 --> 00:28:03,656
...everybody goes home happy.
Grazie, prego, kiss-kiss.
485
00:28:03,865 --> 00:28:05,776
We already have the money ready to go.
486
00:28:06,745 --> 00:28:08,337
Eh, eh?
487
00:28:09,865 --> 00:28:12,015
All right, fine, whatever.
488
00:28:12,185 --> 00:28:15,416
ANGEL: We'll do it your way.
- Who's making the drop?
489
00:28:19,825 --> 00:28:22,214
- I helped save the world, you know.
- Like I haven't.
490
00:28:22,425 --> 00:28:24,700
- Yeah, but I've done it a lot more.
- Oh, please.
491
00:28:24,905 --> 00:28:27,021
- Closed the Hellmouth.
- I've done that.
492
00:28:27,185 --> 00:28:29,141
Yeah, you wore a necklace.
493
00:28:30,105 --> 00:28:32,903
You know, I helped kill the mayor,
and Jasmine...
494
00:28:33,065 --> 00:28:35,818
Do those really count
as saving the world?
495
00:28:36,025 --> 00:28:38,334
I stopped the Acathla.
That saved the world.
496
00:28:38,545 --> 00:28:40,775
Buffy ran you through with a sword.
497
00:28:41,185 --> 00:28:43,653
Yeah, but I made her do it.
498
00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:47,301
I signaled her with my eyes.
499
00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:50,378
She killed you.
500
00:28:50,545 --> 00:28:52,581
I helped her.
That one counts as mine.
501
00:28:52,785 --> 00:28:56,175
My point is, I'm better than this, okay?
We're better than this.
502
00:28:56,385 --> 00:28:58,740
What the hell could Buffy see in him?
503
00:28:58,985 --> 00:29:03,376
Perhaps she likes the cut of his trousers.
504
00:29:11,465 --> 00:29:14,502
Sorry to just drop in on you like this,
unannounced.
505
00:29:14,705 --> 00:29:17,742
Are you kidding me?
I'm just sad y'all can't stay longer.
506
00:29:17,945 --> 00:29:19,219
Well, the beach is calling.
507
00:29:19,385 --> 00:29:23,014
Wesley, you take care
of our little Fred for us, okay?
508
00:29:23,185 --> 00:29:25,141
Of course.
509
00:29:28,145 --> 00:29:31,103
I miss you already.
We haven't even gone yet.
510
00:29:32,345 --> 00:29:34,461
Are you sure you're okay?
511
00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:35,944
You seem different somehow.
512
00:29:36,145 --> 00:29:37,737
ROGER:
She's just growing up, Mother.
513
00:29:37,905 --> 00:29:40,465
Let her go. You'll embarrass her
in front of her employees.
514
00:29:40,625 --> 00:29:43,378
Oh, stop it, Daddy. Come here.
Give me a hug.
515
00:29:43,545 --> 00:29:46,821
- I love you guys so much.
TRISH: We love you too.
516
00:29:47,985 --> 00:29:51,022
- We'll talk soon, okay?
- Counting on it.
517
00:30:00,265 --> 00:30:03,063
Did you get what you needed
from that experience?
518
00:30:03,665 --> 00:30:04,939
Yes.
519
00:30:05,665 --> 00:30:08,020
It was most informative.
520
00:30:08,985 --> 00:30:11,738
Good. Don't ever do it again.
521
00:30:15,945 --> 00:30:18,459
You must be so lonely.
522
00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:21,856
Your girlfriend has become lovers
with the lmmortal.
523
00:30:22,025 --> 00:30:24,414
How unfortunate for you.
524
00:30:24,625 --> 00:30:27,901
And how fortunate for her.
525
00:30:28,585 --> 00:30:30,701
- You know the lmmortal?
- But of course.
526
00:30:31,105 --> 00:30:34,222
- I knew it. None of this is a coincidence.
- Been his plan all along.
527
00:30:34,385 --> 00:30:37,855
Steal our head, keep us busy,
then traipse off with my girl.
528
00:30:38,025 --> 00:30:39,663
- Our girl.
- It's a setup.
529
00:30:39,865 --> 00:30:42,254
- You're just his lackey.
- I should be so lucky.
530
00:30:42,465 --> 00:30:46,458
The lmmortal does not need
a man like me to do his business.
531
00:30:46,665 --> 00:30:49,179
He is a wild card.
532
00:30:49,385 --> 00:30:51,740
A wolf removed from the pack.
533
00:30:51,945 --> 00:30:54,300
A stallion without the bridle.
534
00:30:54,625 --> 00:30:57,298
- What, are you in love with him?
- No, no, no.
535
00:30:57,505 --> 00:31:00,702
Well, okay, yes. But if anything...
536
00:31:00,865 --> 00:31:05,256
...is more of an inspiration,
a spiritual guide.
537
00:31:05,465 --> 00:31:06,898
Have you read his book?
538
00:31:07,345 --> 00:31:09,939
Is a life-changer.
539
00:31:10,985 --> 00:31:13,863
- I'm getting a little tired of Italy.
- Know what you mean.
540
00:31:14,505 --> 00:31:19,625
Oh, look. The Americans are relying
on violence to solve their problems.
541
00:31:19,785 --> 00:31:21,184
What a surprise.
542
00:31:32,225 --> 00:31:33,817
No more games.
543
00:31:34,865 --> 00:31:37,663
One more step and the head gets it.
544
00:31:38,545 --> 00:31:42,140
We are not animals.
We are Italiano.
545
00:31:42,705 --> 00:31:47,176
You give us the money,
we give you the head.
546
00:31:50,185 --> 00:31:53,257
You give us the money,
we give you the head.
547
00:31:54,985 --> 00:31:56,384
The money, the head.
548
00:31:56,585 --> 00:31:59,338
- The money...
- Yeah, we get it.
549
00:31:59,905 --> 00:32:01,497
The money.
550
00:32:02,425 --> 00:32:04,097
Hey.
551
00:32:11,585 --> 00:32:13,337
Arrivederci, Americanos.
552
00:32:13,505 --> 00:32:16,861
It was a pleasure
to do the business with you.
553
00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:21,984
Don't believe him for a second.
554
00:32:22,145 --> 00:32:24,898
- The lmmortal's neck-deep in all of this.
- Of course he is.
555
00:32:25,065 --> 00:32:28,102
He's screwing us. He screwed us before,
and he's screwing us now.
556
00:32:28,265 --> 00:32:30,381
Every time we hear his bleeding name...
557
00:32:30,545 --> 00:32:33,537
...we end up standing in the strada,
holding the bag.
558
00:32:48,025 --> 00:32:50,539
SPIKE:
Civilized country...
559
00:32:50,705 --> 00:32:52,536
Look what that squeaker
did to my jacket.
560
00:32:52,705 --> 00:32:55,094
ANGEL: All we've been through,
you're pissed about a jacket.
561
00:32:55,265 --> 00:32:56,903
SPIKE:
Not "a" jacket, my jacket.
562
00:32:57,065 --> 00:32:59,135
You have no idea
what I went through to get this.
563
00:32:59,305 --> 00:33:03,264
- You stripped it off a dead slayer.
- Which gives it great sentimental value.
564
00:33:03,465 --> 00:33:07,140
Besides, I've been wearing it
for over 30 years. It's like a part of me.
565
00:33:07,305 --> 00:33:08,818
Get over it.
566
00:33:08,985 --> 00:33:10,464
Buy a new one.
567
00:33:10,625 --> 00:33:14,220
It's my second skin. It's who I am.
568
00:33:14,425 --> 00:33:17,497
It's just one more thing
he's taken away that I'll never get back.
569
00:33:18,185 --> 00:33:19,538
Yeah, this is good.
570
00:33:19,705 --> 00:33:23,584
I'm glad you like, because I sent another
10 of them to Los Angeles for you...
571
00:33:23,745 --> 00:33:26,384
...along with a fine assortment of shoes.
572
00:33:27,865 --> 00:33:29,093
[GASPS]
573
00:33:29,265 --> 00:33:31,335
[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
574
00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:35,136
You look gorgeous!
575
00:33:37,665 --> 00:33:39,144
I'm not sure this is me.
576
00:33:39,305 --> 00:33:42,377
No, no, no.
This is the latest style.
577
00:33:42,585 --> 00:33:45,622
You will define handsome
for years to come.
578
00:33:46,185 --> 00:33:49,495
Now, what happened to the drop?
No grazie, prego, kiss-kiss?
579
00:33:49,705 --> 00:33:51,855
Grazie, prego, kaboom.
580
00:33:52,065 --> 00:33:56,855
They always do this to first-timers
in this country. Did I not mention that?
581
00:33:57,025 --> 00:33:59,903
- That's it. Call out the helicopters.
- And assault team.
582
00:34:00,105 --> 00:34:01,379
We're getting our head back.
583
00:34:01,545 --> 00:34:03,934
No, no. I love the two of you so much...
584
00:34:04,145 --> 00:34:07,933
...but brute force will only get
your precious head smooshed.
585
00:34:08,105 --> 00:34:11,142
You have done such fine quality work.
586
00:34:11,305 --> 00:34:13,341
Now, please, relax.
587
00:34:13,505 --> 00:34:15,336
Let us handle it from here.
588
00:34:15,505 --> 00:34:17,939
Sometimes you must put your faith
in a higher power.
589
00:34:18,105 --> 00:34:20,460
We're heroes.
We don't need any higher power.
590
00:34:20,665 --> 00:34:22,542
- I'll be in touch.
- We make our own fate.
591
00:34:23,705 --> 00:34:25,661
We don't need anybody
cleaning up our mess.
592
00:34:25,825 --> 00:34:28,020
You know, we're champions!
593
00:34:29,105 --> 00:34:31,016
We've got this under control.
594
00:34:32,305 --> 00:34:35,217
You know, we're just gonna...
We're...
595
00:34:36,785 --> 00:34:40,221
- Shall we just go home?
- Oh, God, yes.
596
00:34:41,345 --> 00:34:44,655
Couldn't get me out of this rat hole
of a country fast enough.
597
00:34:45,505 --> 00:34:46,779
Is Buffy back yet?
598
00:34:47,825 --> 00:34:49,736
Sorry. Not yet.
599
00:34:49,945 --> 00:34:51,378
You guys can hang if you want.
600
00:34:51,745 --> 00:34:53,940
I'm just heading out.
601
00:34:56,065 --> 00:34:59,023
Hey, nice jacket.
602
00:34:59,385 --> 00:35:01,023
It's the latest style.
603
00:35:01,745 --> 00:35:03,497
SPIKE:
Andrew...
604
00:35:04,785 --> 00:35:06,696
Has Buffy been acting off?
605
00:35:06,905 --> 00:35:09,214
Like the lmmortal's got her
under a spell of sorts?
606
00:35:09,385 --> 00:35:11,455
Excellent question.
607
00:35:11,625 --> 00:35:13,104
No.
608
00:35:13,465 --> 00:35:15,376
- Could it be mind control?
- A love potion?
609
00:35:15,585 --> 00:35:17,894
- Did she drink a love potion?
ANDREW: Seriously...
610
00:35:18,065 --> 00:35:22,104
...I thought of that, but it turns out
Buffy fell for the lmmortal on her own.
611
00:35:22,265 --> 00:35:24,460
And now she's happy. That's it.
612
00:35:24,625 --> 00:35:27,856
But she's not finished baking yet.
I gotta wait till she finds herself.
613
00:35:28,025 --> 00:35:29,253
That's the drill. Fine.
614
00:35:29,425 --> 00:35:32,895
I'm waiting patiently, and meanwhile
the lmmortal's eating cookie dough!
615
00:35:34,105 --> 00:35:35,902
ANDREW:
Spike, is Angel crying?
616
00:35:36,825 --> 00:35:38,224
No.
617
00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:42,375
- Not yet.
ANDREW: Hold the waterworks, big guy.
618
00:35:42,545 --> 00:35:44,934
The lmmortal's cool and all,
but he ain't all that.
619
00:35:45,305 --> 00:35:47,023
He's got his flaws.
620
00:35:47,425 --> 00:35:49,780
- Really?
- What are they?
621
00:35:49,985 --> 00:35:52,135
ANDREW:
The point is, she's moving on.
622
00:35:52,705 --> 00:35:56,095
You guys do the same,
you might catch her one day.
623
00:35:56,265 --> 00:35:57,937
One of you anyway.
624
00:35:58,105 --> 00:36:01,097
But you keep running in place,
you're gonna find she's long gone.
625
00:36:04,305 --> 00:36:06,023
It is a bit silly.
626
00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,184
Us...
627
00:36:08,905 --> 00:36:12,022
...chasing around like a couple
of henpecked teenagers.
628
00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:17,741
ANDREW: Buffy loves both of you,
but she's gotta live her life.
629
00:36:17,905 --> 00:36:19,497
People change.
630
00:36:22,065 --> 00:36:24,215
You guys should try it some time.
631
00:36:25,385 --> 00:36:27,103
[KNOCKING]
632
00:36:32,545 --> 00:36:34,854
[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
633
00:36:49,025 --> 00:36:50,617
Well...
634
00:36:51,265 --> 00:36:53,904
- Maybe it's time we...
- Yeah.
635
00:37:11,305 --> 00:37:13,023
Wes?
636
00:37:13,985 --> 00:37:16,101
Are you, like, mad at me or something?
637
00:37:16,265 --> 00:37:17,584
Stop it.
638
00:37:18,705 --> 00:37:20,855
Isn't it what you desire?
639
00:37:21,465 --> 00:37:22,784
I mean...
640
00:37:23,345 --> 00:37:25,859
...you love me, I love you.
What's the big deal?
641
00:37:26,065 --> 00:37:27,817
I loved her.
642
00:37:29,785 --> 00:37:31,616
You loved this...
643
00:37:33,145 --> 00:37:34,976
...and part of you still does.
644
00:37:37,665 --> 00:37:39,656
I can feel it in you.
645
00:37:42,905 --> 00:37:44,384
I...
646
00:37:45,025 --> 00:37:46,617
...wish to explore it further.
647
00:37:47,865 --> 00:37:49,344
Never.
648
00:37:49,505 --> 00:37:52,463
You, like this?
649
00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:54,624
It sickens me.
650
00:37:55,905 --> 00:37:57,497
Oh, Lord.
651
00:37:57,785 --> 00:37:59,218
We both know that ain't true.
652
00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:01,377
Stop it.
653
00:38:03,025 --> 00:38:05,334
Change back. Be blue.
654
00:38:05,505 --> 00:38:06,904
Be anything.
655
00:38:07,825 --> 00:38:09,304
Don't be her.
656
00:38:11,305 --> 00:38:13,296
Don't ever be her.
657
00:38:21,425 --> 00:38:23,256
As you wish.
658
00:38:25,345 --> 00:38:26,858
Thanks.
659
00:38:29,985 --> 00:38:31,623
Gunn, we lost the head.
660
00:38:31,785 --> 00:38:34,504
- Start preparing the troops for war.
- Head's in your office.
661
00:38:35,345 --> 00:38:37,700
- What?
- It's on your desk.
662
00:38:52,505 --> 00:38:55,542
"With regards, the lmmortal."
663
00:38:57,625 --> 00:38:59,855
I really hate that guy.
664
00:39:00,545 --> 00:39:03,264
What's Buffy thinking? Honestly.
665
00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:06,258
She doesn't exactly have the best
taste in men. Case in point.
666
00:39:06,425 --> 00:39:08,734
Hey, I think I turned out all right.
667
00:39:08,945 --> 00:39:11,459
Yeah, once she got through with you.
668
00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:14,856
I wasn't the one living in alleys,
rubbing rat filth all over my face.
669
00:39:15,025 --> 00:39:17,414
If we're talking projects,
you're the Sistine Chapel.
670
00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:19,536
- I wasn't a project.
- Well, neither was I.
671
00:39:23,145 --> 00:39:26,820
Can't we just lock her away in a box
where no one can ever touch her?
672
00:39:26,985 --> 00:39:28,976
You know? Like we did with Pavayne.
673
00:39:31,345 --> 00:39:33,905
I don't think she'd let us.
I mean, she's pretty strong.
674
00:39:34,745 --> 00:39:36,337
We could do a spell.
675
00:39:36,505 --> 00:39:39,702
- Some sort of mind control.
- She'd figure it out. She's pretty smart.
676
00:39:45,305 --> 00:39:46,738
So, what?
677
00:39:47,585 --> 00:39:49,815
We just have to live with it?
678
00:39:49,985 --> 00:39:51,816
Get on with our lives?
679
00:39:51,985 --> 00:39:53,418
Afraid so.
680
00:39:54,665 --> 00:39:57,099
Fine. No problem.
681
00:39:57,345 --> 00:39:59,575
I was planning on doing that anyway.
682
00:39:59,905 --> 00:40:01,179
Yeah, me too.
683
00:40:01,345 --> 00:40:05,418
Actually, I'm doing it right now.
As we speak, I'm moving on.
684
00:40:05,585 --> 00:40:07,143
- Moving on.
- Oh, yeah.
685
00:40:07,305 --> 00:40:09,535
- Right now.
SPIKE: Moving.
686
00:40:49,825 --> 00:40:51,816
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