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[MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]

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<i>In our secret backyard</i>

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<i>We can make your day more fun</i>
<i>And less hard</i>

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<i>No more frowning, let's get learning</i>
<i>A- B-C's and 1-2-3-4's</i>

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<i>Everything from words to weather</i>

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<i>We'll discover them together</i>

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MOTHER: Because he's still sick, Ma.
He can't keep anything down.

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Yeah, and he's running a temperature.

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Well, what am I supposed to do?
My shift starts in a half an hour.

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- Yes.
<i>- All your friends are here and grinning</i>

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MOTHER:
No, Ma, I can't.

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<i>You're on</i> Smile Time!

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<i>Good, she's gone.</i>

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<i>Okay, Tommy. You know what to do.</i>

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<i>Tommy, you should never</i>
<i>break a promise.</i>

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<i>You don 't want to be a bad apple,</i>
<i>do you?</i>

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<i>Come on,</i>
<i>you know</i> Smile Time <i>isn 't free.</i>

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<i>Now, get over here and touch it.</i>

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<i>That's it, Tommy. Come on.</i>

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<i>Touch it.</i>

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[POLO GROANING]

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POLO:
<i>That's it.</i>

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<i>Oh, yeah.</i>

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<i>Good boy, Tommy.</i>

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[GROANING]

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MOTHER: Tommy, Grammy's going
to be here in a few hours.

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I don't want you watching
that crap all day.

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<i>'Cause it's</i> Smile Time

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PUPPETS: <i>That's right!</i>
<i>You're on</i> Smile Time

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Smile Time

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Courier brought this in.

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- Looks medical.
- Oh. Right.

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Good.

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- So, what have you got?
- Mini epidemic, here in L.A.

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Eleven children between the ages
of 5 and 8...

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...hospitalized due to collapse, over the
last three weeks. None have woken up.

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I'm assuming that this thing
is mystical in nature.

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Why's that?

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Right.

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Could be the Joker.

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From the comic books.

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Just trying to think outside the box.

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I know Valentine's
was last week, but...

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I didn't take the discount on the card.

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Thanks.

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We talked about this.

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I was thinking maybe
we could talk about it again.

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I'm sorry, Knox...

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...but you have work to do.

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I do.

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[MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

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NINA: Hey.
- Hey.

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Back for the Wolfram & Hart
bed and breakfast?

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Full moon cycle starts tonight.
In 38 minutes, actually.

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- Had a snag getting out of the house.
- Haven't told your sister yet?

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Not a thing that's easy
to jump to in conversation.

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"By the way, Jill,
I've been a werewolf for four months."

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I told her I was going camping again.

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She's worried I've turned...

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...into some New Age-y,
moon-worshipping Wicca person.

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Might be relieved you're
just a werewolf.

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Hey, Nina, your suite is ready.

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- It's okay, Harmony. I'll take her.
- Bye.

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Did you get a receipt
from the county clerk on that filing...

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...I did for the Wayburn case?

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Oh, yeah. Clerk's office called.
Said you filed the wrong papers.

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- What?
- Yeah.

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You sent them a motion for change
of venue instead of a motion to dismiss.

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Unless you meant to do that.

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Some kind of tricky lawyer maneuvering
you're trying to pull. That it?

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Yeah. Keep them on their toes.

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Seems like you're getting used to
the routine, though.

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Yeah. In a weird way,
I'm starting to like it.

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These stay-overs, I mean.
Not the going all hairy part.

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I don't know, coming here...

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...there's always something interesting
going on.

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And getting to see you.

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I look forward to that.

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You. All month, actually.

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Uh-huh. Um...
I should probably close the cage.

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What?

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Insurance thing.

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- Oh. Right.
- Okay. Um...

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Bye.

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Anyway, I was thinking...

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I mean...

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...what are you doing
for breakfast tomorrow?

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You know, drinking blood.

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Right. Yeah.

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See you.

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- <i>She asked me to breakfast.</i>
WESLEY: Breakfast?

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Right.

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- How did you respond?
- Well...

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...of course,
I ignored it completely...

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...changed the subject,
and locked her in a cage.

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- Sorry, what?
- Wes, it wasn't just breakfast.

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It was...

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..."breakfast."
Here we had this very good...

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...very platonic thing going on...

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...and then suddenly, out of the blue...
- Are you blind?

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There are things called signals.
Odorless, yes. Invisible, certainly.

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But unmistakable...

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...like the ones she's been casting
your way for months.

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No. I would have noticed.

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This isn't just from me.
This comes from people who know.

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This comes from the ladies.

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- The ladies?
- Fred, Harmony...

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...the girls in transcription.

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As Harmony put it...

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...why else would a chick...

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...who comes to spend three nights
in a jail cell...

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...dress like it's her first date?
- Oh, God.

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The ladies are right.
Nina's down there...

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...turning into a werewolf
and liking me.

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I don't... I can't.

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I have no time for that kind of...
I have no right.

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- I mean, we all know what happens if...
- lf what?

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If you achieve
a moment of perfect happiness?

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I turn back into Angelus.
We don't want that.

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- What?
- 99.999 ad infinitum percent...

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...of the best relationships in the history
of the world have had to make do...

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...with acceptable happiness.
- Look, Wes...

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Hiding behind your gypsy curse
when there's a beautiful, engaging...

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...all right, occasionally hirsute,
young woman who actually wants you?

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- Wes, it's not gonna happen.
- Why?

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Because I'm not that guy.

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That guy is charming and funny...

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...and emotionally useful.
I'm the guy in the dark corner...

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...with the blood habit and the 200 years
of psychic baggage.

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- Get over it!
- Why are you yelling at me?

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Because...

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Angel...

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...if there's a woman out there...

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...who you find truly attractive...

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...who you think about, let's say,
most of the time...

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...who represents even part
of what you think...

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...makes the world worth fighting for...

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...and who doesn't view you as an
entirely sexless shoulder to lean on...

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...you have to do something about it.

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Who are we talking about here?

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Fred.

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Hey, guys. I think I have a case.

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- Thank God.
- A children's epidemic.

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Seven kids, comatose, each with
a semi-rictus of the facial muscles.

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I haven't been able to isolate
a causative agent.

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- You think it's mystical.
- I've been down the physiological route.

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Number-crunched
all the victims' charts...

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...even had our hospital contact
send over blood samples.

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I've pulled all their plasma apart.

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No indicators on the cellular
or sub-cellular levels.

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ANGEL: TV.
- What?

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Parents said all the kids collapsed
between 7 and...

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...Iooks like 7:30 a.m.

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And all of them in front of the TV.

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That could be something.

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But I'd still like
to get a handle on the pathology.

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Good. I'll follow up on this lead.

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I'll need to clear my schedule.
These kids need help.

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Wow, he really jumped on that one.

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Yes, he is a bit jumpy.

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He's realized Nina has feelings
for him.

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Well, took long enough.

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He can be rather dense.

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Um... By the way,
my car is in the shop again...

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...and I was thinking...
- Of course.

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Maybe, you and I, we could...

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Yes, Ms. Burkle needs a driver
to take her home tonight.

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That's right. 511 Windward Circle.

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LORNE: <i>All the signals are there,</i> jefe.
<i>Loud and clear.</i>

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Nina definitely wants
a piece of Angel-cake.

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Lorne?

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- Can we get back to the job?
- Your wish, dreamboat, my command.

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I know most of
the showrunners in town...

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...and none of them are really up to
this sort of big-league, sinister...

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Hey, 7 to 7:30?

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Yeah.

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That'd be funny.
You know, if it wasn't.

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- What?
- Real popular kids' show...

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...in the SoCal regional market.

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- It's the right time slot and demographic.
- What's it called?

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<i>Smile Time.</i>

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[SQUEAKING]

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SEATED MAN:
You shouldn't...

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...be here.

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[GRUNTING]

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Huh?

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[PHONE RINGS]

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Practical Science.

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ANGEL: <i>Fred.</i>
- Hi, Angel.

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- The epidemic might not be mystical.
<i>- Do you think you could...?</i>

191
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Knox found an endocrine dysfunction
in all the children, similar to...

192
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...an obscure rain forest pathogen,
so I put a call in to the CDC...

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<i>Fred! Believe me, it's mystical.</i>

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Angel?

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- You all right?
- You sounded weird on the phone.

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WESLEY: Yes, is there a problem?
ANGEL: Oh, there's a problem.

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Whoa.

198
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Angel? Is that you?

199
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Oh, my God. Angel, you're...

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...cute.
- Fred, don't.

201
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But the little hands.

202
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- And the hair.
- Hey! You're fired.

203
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Sorry I am late, gang.

204
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What's with the big...

205
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...puppet?

206
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Angel, what happened?

207
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I'm not sure.
I went over to <i>Smile Time</i> last night.

208
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I think their office
is under some kind of spell.

209
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I could feel it trying to get at me.

210
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I shook it off, but then I met this guy
with a towel over his head...

211
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...and something exploded.

212
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I woke up like this.

213
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Well, clearly some sort of hex...

214
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...or a powerful warding magic.

215
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Maybe some type of puppet cancer.

216
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I do not have puppet cancer!

217
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Come on, guys,
this is a serious situation.

218
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I'm a puppet,
and there are children's lives at...

219
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Hey, it's <i>Smile Time!</i>

220
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Stupid plastic piece of crap!

221
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What?

222
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Angel, it's okay.

223
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This transformation may have altered
your stress response mechanism.

224
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- What?
- He's saying you have...

225
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...the proportionate excitability
of a puppet your size.

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GROOFUS: <i>Hey there.</i>
POLO: <i>Hi.</i>

227
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<i>- Looks like Polo has the grumpies.</i>
<i>- Yeah, he sure does, Groofus.</i>

228
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<i>That mean old Mr. Fish-And-Chips said</i>
<i>that Polo won 't win the race tomorrow...</i>

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<i>... no matter how hard he tries.</i>

230
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<i>Uh-huh. And I feel just awful.</i>

231
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<i>What if Mr. Fish-And-Chips is right?</i>

232
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Tracy, record the program
that's running on Channel 12 right now.

233
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Use everything. I'm gonna need
a full-spectrum analysis.

234
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<i>Self-esteem is for everybody</i>

235
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<i>Self-esteem is for everyone</i>

236
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<i>You can dream and be anybody</i>

237
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<i>But self-esteem</i>
<i>Is how you get it done</i>

238
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<i>Self-esteem is how you get it done</i>

239
00:15:57,985 --> 00:15:59,737
Wes, put Special-Ops on red alert.

240
00:15:59,905 --> 00:16:02,055
- Red alert?
- I want helicopters and tear gas.

241
00:16:02,225 --> 00:16:03,863
- Angel...
- This is war!

242
00:16:04,025 --> 00:16:08,621
Angel, baby, Muppet, pumpkin.
This show's number one in its time slot.

243
00:16:08,785 --> 00:16:12,414
Tykes love it across the Southland.
We can't just toss a jihad at their studio.

244
00:16:12,585 --> 00:16:14,974
No. Right.
Lorne, who runs <i>Smile Time?</i>

245
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,658
That's Gregor Framkin.

246
00:16:16,825 --> 00:16:21,103
Real rags-to-riches. Started out in a
garage with used couches and a glue gun.

247
00:16:21,265 --> 00:16:23,984
He turned it into a puppet gold mine.

248
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,814
Yeah, great.
You and Gunn go and meet with Framkin.

249
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:29,545
Pressure him, see if he cracks.
Tell him we're onto him.

250
00:16:29,705 --> 00:16:32,617
Fred, Wes, figure out
what Framkin did to those kids.

251
00:16:32,865 --> 00:16:35,982
- And what he's done to me.
WESLEY: Absolutely.

252
00:16:37,185 --> 00:16:38,937
[SIGHS]

253
00:16:39,105 --> 00:16:43,940
Oh, uh, guys, this condition of mine...

254
00:16:44,105 --> 00:16:48,144
...it's classified
until further notice, okay?

255
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:51,462
[PUPPETS SINGING ON TV]

256
00:16:55,185 --> 00:16:58,382
<i>Self-esteem is for everybody</i>

257
00:16:59,065 --> 00:17:01,863
<i>Self-esteem is for everyone</i>

258
00:17:02,865 --> 00:17:06,494
<i>You can dream and be anybody</i>

259
00:17:06,745 --> 00:17:09,578
<i>But self-esteem</i>
<i>Is how you get it done</i>

260
00:17:10,225 --> 00:17:11,419
NINA: Angel?
- Huh?

261
00:17:12,945 --> 00:17:14,060
[TV TURNS OFF]

262
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:21,496
- Angel?
- Damn it.

263
00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:27,499
NINA:
You... Are you under your desk?

264
00:17:27,665 --> 00:17:29,337
No, I...

265
00:17:29,505 --> 00:17:30,858
Yes.

266
00:17:31,025 --> 00:17:33,858
- So was there something...?
- Well, I can see you're...

267
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:36,536
...busy.

268
00:17:36,945 --> 00:17:39,778
Listen, what I put out there
last night...

269
00:17:39,945 --> 00:17:43,301
- I don't know, if it was a problem...
- Nope. No problem.

270
00:17:44,425 --> 00:17:46,143
Um...

271
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,656
Is there a reason why
you won't look at me?

272
00:17:48,825 --> 00:17:50,383
Because I'm under my desk.

273
00:17:50,545 --> 00:17:53,617
- Angel...
- Would you mind getting out of here?

274
00:17:55,345 --> 00:17:57,654
All right. Sorry...

275
00:17:57,945 --> 00:17:59,697
...I guess.

276
00:18:00,785 --> 00:18:03,618
[GRUMBLING]

277
00:18:05,105 --> 00:18:06,857
ANGEL:
Nightmare.

278
00:18:09,145 --> 00:18:10,419
SPIKE:
Hey, big guy.

279
00:18:10,585 --> 00:18:14,373
Need another car.
Afraid this last one ended up in the drink.

280
00:18:14,545 --> 00:18:16,024
- Spike.
- Look at you.

281
00:18:16,185 --> 00:18:18,540
Just turn around and walk away.

282
00:18:18,785 --> 00:18:20,104
- You're a...
- Spike!

283
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,584
You're a bloody puppet!

284
00:18:23,265 --> 00:18:26,063
[SPIKE LAUGHING]

285
00:18:29,345 --> 00:18:32,223
You're a wee little puppet man.

286
00:18:33,825 --> 00:18:36,339
Ow! Hey, that's enough.

287
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,740
Angel, what the hell happened to you?

288
00:18:42,025 --> 00:18:44,619
- You look ridiculous.
- Get out of here, Spike.

289
00:18:44,785 --> 00:18:46,821
- Oh, my God, Angel, you're a...
- Shut up.

290
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:52,456
What are you people looking at?

291
00:18:53,985 --> 00:18:55,498
Well?

292
00:18:56,865 --> 00:18:59,459
They're looking at
the wee little puppet man.

293
00:18:59,825 --> 00:19:00,894
[SCREAMS]

294
00:19:01,145 --> 00:19:04,137
Oh! Whoa! Whoa!

295
00:19:09,505 --> 00:19:12,781
ANGEL:
Stupid, limey piece of crap!

296
00:19:18,305 --> 00:19:20,296
Yes, I'm a puppet.

297
00:19:20,465 --> 00:19:22,456
Doesn't mean
you don't have work to do.

298
00:19:33,145 --> 00:19:35,818
Harmony, get my call list.

299
00:19:37,505 --> 00:19:40,622
- Um...
ANGEL: Spike needs a car.

300
00:19:40,785 --> 00:19:42,662
You heard the puppet.

301
00:19:46,225 --> 00:19:48,420
GUNN:
Mr. Framkin?

302
00:19:48,585 --> 00:19:50,382
Hi there.

303
00:19:51,145 --> 00:19:53,101
Excuse me for not getting up.

304
00:19:53,265 --> 00:19:54,937
Bit glued in at the moment.

305
00:19:55,265 --> 00:19:58,143
We've been tracking an epidemic
that's affecting a great many...

306
00:19:58,305 --> 00:20:00,102
- Cocoa?
- What?

307
00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:02,779
I can have some cocoa brought in.
Extra yummy.

308
00:20:02,945 --> 00:20:06,574
- Got those itty-bitty marshmallows.
- Those are good. Listen, Santa...

309
00:20:06,745 --> 00:20:09,339
...keep your tempting beverages
to yourself. We're from...

310
00:20:09,505 --> 00:20:13,783
Wolfram & Hart. Yes, I've heard of it,
and of you. Made quite an impression...

311
00:20:13,945 --> 00:20:15,981
...in our industry.
So much accomplishment...

312
00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:18,261
...despite your unfortunate deformities.

313
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,780
- Deforma... What?
- We have a song at <i>Smile Time...</i>

314
00:20:20,945 --> 00:20:23,095
...that reminds me
of your courage and pluck.

315
00:20:23,465 --> 00:20:25,535
It's called "Courage and Pluck."

316
00:20:25,705 --> 00:20:27,343
It goes a little like this:

317
00:20:27,545 --> 00:20:29,456
<i>Oh, courage and pluck</i>
<i>Courage and pluck...</i>

318
00:20:29,665 --> 00:20:30,939
Okay, Framkin, enough.

319
00:20:31,305 --> 00:20:33,660
We're onto you, understand?
We'll shut you down.

320
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:35,624
Oh, my.

321
00:20:35,785 --> 00:20:37,298
- On what grounds?
- For starters...

322
00:20:37,465 --> 00:20:40,298
...violations of the provisions
of section five...

323
00:20:40,465 --> 00:20:42,023
Five...

324
00:20:42,185 --> 00:20:43,618
...six-eight-C...

325
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:46,902
...set forth in chapter 15
of the children's...

326
00:20:47,065 --> 00:20:48,862
...TV thing.

327
00:20:49,305 --> 00:20:51,694
You turned my boss
into a fricking puppet.

328
00:20:51,865 --> 00:20:54,095
- I disagree.
- Yeah, but...

329
00:20:54,265 --> 00:20:57,302
- You what?
- And if your intent is to pressure me...

330
00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:01,378
...extort money, do any of the things
your firm is famous for...

331
00:21:01,545 --> 00:21:04,059
...I'm afraid you're in for a fight.

332
00:21:04,225 --> 00:21:07,900
Yeah? Well, a fight suits us just fine,
Papa Smurf.

333
00:21:08,065 --> 00:21:10,340
We'll let the entire world know
what you're up to.

334
00:21:10,505 --> 00:21:13,815
Up to? Gentlemen,
I bring joy and laughter to children.

335
00:21:14,105 --> 00:21:17,495
You bring tax exemptions
to nasty corporations...

336
00:21:17,665 --> 00:21:19,337
...and acquittals to the guilty.

337
00:21:19,505 --> 00:21:21,860
Frankly, I doubt the world
wants to hear from you.

338
00:21:22,345 --> 00:21:24,734
Come on. We're done talking
to this hump of garbage.

339
00:21:24,945 --> 00:21:26,822
No name-calling at <i>Smile Time.</i>

340
00:21:27,425 --> 00:21:29,336
Bad person!

341
00:21:30,465 --> 00:21:32,137
Bye-bye, now.

342
00:21:32,865 --> 00:21:36,540
[HUMMING]

343
00:21:46,985 --> 00:21:48,703
Get everybody in here.

344
00:21:48,865 --> 00:21:50,776
We got a problem.

345
00:22:00,745 --> 00:22:03,862
Okay, which one of you
short-bus bastards...

346
00:22:04,025 --> 00:22:06,664
...turned the CEO of Wolfram & Hart
into a puppet?

347
00:22:06,865 --> 00:22:08,503
[BABBLING AND SQUEAKING]

348
00:22:08,665 --> 00:22:10,701
What do you mean "it wasn't us"?

349
00:22:11,265 --> 00:22:12,698
Ratio's right, man.

350
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:17,097
This Angel cat must have been the dude
that broke into the Don't Room last night.

351
00:22:17,305 --> 00:22:20,502
That's what I'm saying.
He messed with the nest egg.

352
00:22:20,665 --> 00:22:24,419
Stupid jackass. Might as well walk into
a nuclear reactor and lick the core.

353
00:22:24,585 --> 00:22:27,338
I mean, anything could've happened
to him, to us, to...

354
00:22:27,505 --> 00:22:30,099
You just don't mess around
with the nest egg!

355
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:32,859
Maybe we should take the spell off
some of our workers...

356
00:22:33,025 --> 00:22:34,504
...so they can see an intruder.

357
00:22:34,665 --> 00:22:36,940
Yeah, damn zombies
can't even work a camera.

358
00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:39,414
Doesn't matter.
The nest egg's got enough power...

359
00:22:39,585 --> 00:22:41,223
...to keep our cloaking spells up...

360
00:22:41,385 --> 00:22:43,296
...make our connections
with the kiddies...

361
00:22:43,465 --> 00:22:45,217
...even turn this Angel
into a puppet.

362
00:22:45,385 --> 00:22:47,501
Which is definitely gonna bite us
in the ass.

363
00:22:47,665 --> 00:22:49,701
Then we make sure our ass
ain't here to bite.

364
00:22:49,865 --> 00:22:53,016
- What?
- Ratio has perfected our little system.

365
00:22:53,865 --> 00:22:55,298
Tomorrow, we go on the air...

366
00:22:55,465 --> 00:22:58,263
...and instead of draining
one brat's life-force at a time...

367
00:22:58,425 --> 00:23:01,303
...we can take out our whole
demographic in one fell swoop.

368
00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:02,739
FLORA: Wow.
GROOFUS: Yeah.

369
00:23:02,905 --> 00:23:05,897
- So tomorrow will be a pretty big show.
- The biggest.

370
00:23:06,065 --> 00:23:08,625
Cool, because I've been working on
this great song...

371
00:23:08,785 --> 00:23:11,982
...about the difference
between analogy and metaphor.

372
00:23:12,145 --> 00:23:14,022
- Man!
- Are you out of your mind?

373
00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:17,222
- Well, we want it to be good, don't we?
- We eat babies' lives.

374
00:23:17,385 --> 00:23:20,343
And uphold a certain standard
of quality edu-tainment.

375
00:23:20,505 --> 00:23:21,858
Screw edu-tainment.

376
00:23:22,505 --> 00:23:24,814
The life-force we're pulling out
of these kids...

377
00:23:24,985 --> 00:23:27,260
...is 100 percent pure innocence,
dickwad!

378
00:23:27,425 --> 00:23:30,383
You have any idea the street value
that carries down in hell?

379
00:23:30,625 --> 00:23:32,183
Damn right, we're gonna be rich.

380
00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:34,540
Enough to build our very own Hades.

381
00:23:35,185 --> 00:23:37,380
- I admit, I like the sound of that.
FLORA: Mm-hmm.

382
00:23:37,545 --> 00:23:38,944
POLO:
After tomorrow's harvest...

383
00:23:39,105 --> 00:23:42,575
...we're gonna torch this crap hole
and blow town before the rafters fall.

384
00:23:42,745 --> 00:23:44,383
Please, let me...

385
00:23:44,545 --> 00:23:46,183
Someone say you could join in?

386
00:23:46,905 --> 00:23:48,338
Let me die.

387
00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:50,377
Oh...

388
00:23:50,585 --> 00:23:53,497
Are you saying
you want to talk to the hand?

389
00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:55,937
I think he does.

390
00:23:56,105 --> 00:23:57,379
Come on, fat boy...

391
00:23:57,545 --> 00:23:59,775
...why don't you talk to the hand.

392
00:24:00,025 --> 00:24:01,014
[SCREAMS]

393
00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:02,698
[PUPPETS LAUGHING]

394
00:24:02,865 --> 00:24:05,425
Make him swallow his tongue again.

395
00:24:14,865 --> 00:24:17,060
ANGEL:
Uh, Nina?

396
00:24:18,425 --> 00:24:19,938
Angel?

397
00:24:20,105 --> 00:24:22,858
Yeah, sort of.

398
00:24:23,665 --> 00:24:28,614
Listen, I want to apologize about
the way I treated you this morning.

399
00:24:28,785 --> 00:24:31,299
- Look, Angel, I understand.
- Pretty sure you don't.

400
00:24:31,465 --> 00:24:34,662
You've got this whole complicated,
important life going on...

401
00:24:34,825 --> 00:24:38,864
...and the last thing you need to
deal with is a crush from Monster Girl...

402
00:24:39,025 --> 00:24:41,539
...some charity case
you were nice enough to...

403
00:24:41,705 --> 00:24:43,263
Nina...

404
00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:52,537
Oh...

405
00:24:52,705 --> 00:24:54,980
I was turned into a puppet last night.

406
00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:59,498
I... Uh...

407
00:25:00,585 --> 00:25:02,416
Wow.

408
00:25:02,665 --> 00:25:04,417
Are you...?

409
00:25:04,585 --> 00:25:06,098
Are you okay?

410
00:25:06,385 --> 00:25:08,421
I'm made of felt.

411
00:25:09,305 --> 00:25:11,535
And my nose comes off.

412
00:25:15,185 --> 00:25:16,823
I don't know what to say.

413
00:25:16,985 --> 00:25:19,135
My people are working on the problem.

414
00:25:19,305 --> 00:25:20,784
I'm sure they'll fix it.

415
00:25:20,945 --> 00:25:22,424
Eventually.

416
00:25:24,385 --> 00:25:26,216
I didn't mean to upset you this morning.

417
00:25:26,385 --> 00:25:28,580
I just didn't want anyone...

418
00:25:28,745 --> 00:25:31,543
Well, I didn't want you
to see me this way.

419
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,782
It's a little...

420
00:25:34,185 --> 00:25:35,982
...embarrassing, I guess.

421
00:25:36,145 --> 00:25:38,818
I'd call it a little insane.

422
00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:41,824
But...

423
00:25:42,305 --> 00:25:44,375
...what do you care what people think,
anyway?

424
00:25:45,105 --> 00:25:49,462
Angel, you're you, you know?

425
00:25:49,905 --> 00:25:54,023
You're this...
I mean, God, you're an actual hero.

426
00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:57,495
And this may sound cliche
coming from an art school chick...

427
00:25:57,665 --> 00:26:01,419
...but the vampire thing
is kind of sexy.

428
00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:04,661
It all sounds good.

429
00:26:05,025 --> 00:26:06,902
But that's not how I feel.

430
00:26:07,385 --> 00:26:08,864
I know.

431
00:26:09,505 --> 00:26:11,143
That's what I like about you.

432
00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:18,100
I'm not very good at any of this.

433
00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:23,654
I've spent so much time
worrying about the past and the future...

434
00:26:23,825 --> 00:26:27,420
...and my very complicated life.

435
00:26:28,065 --> 00:26:30,215
It's been a while since I've looked up...

436
00:26:30,385 --> 00:26:32,899
...and really saw
what was going on around me.

437
00:26:33,065 --> 00:26:35,135
It's not my strong suit, you know.

438
00:26:35,305 --> 00:26:38,138
But I'm working on it.
I'm paying better attention to...

439
00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:39,294
[NINA SNARLS]

440
00:26:39,465 --> 00:26:40,659
ANGEL:
Jeez!

441
00:26:40,825 --> 00:26:42,463
No! No, Nina!

442
00:26:42,625 --> 00:26:44,422
Bad Nina!

443
00:26:44,945 --> 00:26:46,014
[ANGEL SCREAMS]

444
00:26:49,705 --> 00:26:53,061
[GROANING]

445
00:26:53,225 --> 00:26:55,693
- Lorne.
- My little prince.

446
00:27:01,065 --> 00:27:03,021
LORNE:
What did they do to you?

447
00:27:03,185 --> 00:27:05,619
Nina tried to...

448
00:27:06,025 --> 00:27:08,539
...eat me.
- Medic!

449
00:27:08,705 --> 00:27:11,424
You're gonna make it, Angel.
Just don't stop fighting.

450
00:27:11,585 --> 00:27:13,098
Doctor!

451
00:27:13,745 --> 00:27:16,020
Is there a Geppetto in the house?

452
00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:24,260
[KNOCKING]

453
00:27:24,425 --> 00:27:27,223
SPARROW:
Good. Good.

454
00:27:27,385 --> 00:27:29,262
With you in a minute.

455
00:27:29,745 --> 00:27:32,543
So I want you to keep those glasses on
for a full week.

456
00:27:32,705 --> 00:27:36,493
Give those fancy new retinas time
to adjust. See you in 14 days.

457
00:27:37,105 --> 00:27:40,893
- X-ray vision. Very now.
- Something's wrong with my implant.

458
00:27:41,305 --> 00:27:43,944
Well, I doubt that. Gunn, isn't it?

459
00:27:44,105 --> 00:27:46,255
Well, let's take a look.

460
00:27:46,545 --> 00:27:47,944
[HUMMING]

461
00:27:48,105 --> 00:27:51,017
Ah. The imprint is fading.

462
00:27:51,745 --> 00:27:54,737
The neural-path modification
has almost completely reverted.

463
00:27:54,905 --> 00:27:58,181
I'm losing it.
The law, the languages, the strategy.

464
00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:01,018
Acute <i>Flowers for Algernon</i> syndrome.

465
00:28:01,185 --> 00:28:03,540
- It must be sheer torture.
- Well, fix it.

466
00:28:03,705 --> 00:28:05,263
Put it back.

467
00:28:06,865 --> 00:28:09,538
Well, no offense, counselor,
but your insurance plan...

468
00:28:09,705 --> 00:28:12,344
...wouldn't cover what I charge
to wash my hands.

469
00:28:12,505 --> 00:28:15,224
You got that upgrade because
the senior partners wished it.

470
00:28:15,505 --> 00:28:19,578
And if you're losing it, well,
they wanted that too.

471
00:28:19,745 --> 00:28:20,814
Why would they do that?

472
00:28:20,985 --> 00:28:21,974
[LAUGHING]

473
00:28:22,145 --> 00:28:23,294
You never know with them.

474
00:28:23,985 --> 00:28:26,704
I can't lose this.
This power, these skills...

475
00:28:27,225 --> 00:28:28,624
...they've changed me.

476
00:28:28,785 --> 00:28:31,015
- Given me...
- Meaning?

477
00:28:31,345 --> 00:28:34,064
And to have it taken away,
it's heartbreaking.

478
00:28:35,065 --> 00:28:38,057
Though I do think Cliff Robertson
expressed it more elegantly.

479
00:28:38,225 --> 00:28:40,580
I'm not going back to who I was.

480
00:28:40,745 --> 00:28:43,259
Well, maybe. Maybe not.

481
00:28:45,625 --> 00:28:50,824
See, I always have a few things going
on the side.

482
00:28:50,985 --> 00:28:53,738
Currently, I have a lot of capital
sunk into a shipment...

483
00:28:53,905 --> 00:28:55,543
...that's being held up at customs.

484
00:28:55,705 --> 00:28:57,423
Drugs?

485
00:28:57,585 --> 00:29:00,622
Goodness, no. I make my own drugs.
No, just an ancient curio...

486
00:29:00,785 --> 00:29:03,618
...a collectable I hope
to turn a profit on.

487
00:29:04,665 --> 00:29:06,781
If I was to give you
the permanent upgrade...

488
00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:08,742
...I'd say you'd be more than able...

489
00:29:08,905 --> 00:29:12,659
...to cut through all my red tape.
- I don't make deals with people like you.

490
00:29:12,825 --> 00:29:15,419
And believe me,
I don't make deals with people like you.

491
00:29:15,585 --> 00:29:17,177
Not the person you really are...

492
00:29:17,345 --> 00:29:19,415
...the ignorant street muscle.

493
00:29:19,585 --> 00:29:21,382
A high-school dropout.

494
00:29:21,945 --> 00:29:26,621
I would, however, love to make a deal
with Charles Gunn, attorney at law.

495
00:29:29,905 --> 00:29:32,544
<i>And now it's time</i>
<i>for</i> Action Math News...

496
00:29:32,705 --> 00:29:37,825
<i>... with your</i> Action Math <i>experts,</i>
<i>Ratio Hornblower and Groofus.</i>

497
00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:40,215
[RATIO TOOTING]

498
00:29:40,385 --> 00:29:41,898
<i>Thank you, Polo.</i>

499
00:29:42,065 --> 00:29:44,340
<i>Our top story this morning...</i>

500
00:29:44,705 --> 00:29:47,538
<i>... two plus two is four.</i>

501
00:29:47,705 --> 00:29:49,980
<i>And in related news...</i>

502
00:29:50,145 --> 00:29:52,784
<i>... four plus four is eight.</i>

503
00:29:52,945 --> 00:29:58,224
Could be the lack of sleep talking,
but I'm really starting to like this show.

504
00:29:58,785 --> 00:30:00,059
I know what you mean.

505
00:30:00,745 --> 00:30:02,417
What time is it?

506
00:30:02,585 --> 00:30:05,816
4 a.m. and counting.

507
00:30:08,505 --> 00:30:10,302
- Sorry, did you want...?
- It's all right.

508
00:30:10,465 --> 00:30:12,535
- Because I could...
- No. Really.

509
00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:15,861
All right, what are we missing?

510
00:30:16,025 --> 00:30:19,017
Guess we should go back
and comb through the signal spread.

511
00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:20,903
Check all the tracks again.

512
00:30:21,065 --> 00:30:23,021
Again? What's up with you two?

513
00:30:23,185 --> 00:30:26,222
The tracks are clear. We ran it
through every filter we've got.

514
00:30:26,385 --> 00:30:29,502
- That's not how magic works, Knox.
- Really, Merlin?

515
00:30:30,545 --> 00:30:31,819
Then how does magic work?

516
00:30:31,985 --> 00:30:34,260
You know what,
I think we can handle it from here.

517
00:30:34,545 --> 00:30:36,615
You should go home, Knox.
Get some rest.

518
00:30:36,785 --> 00:30:38,138
I don't want to abandon ship.

519
00:30:38,305 --> 00:30:41,695
It's okay. Somebody's got to be
awake enough to run the lab tomorrow.

520
00:30:41,865 --> 00:30:43,423
Seriously, go home.

521
00:30:43,705 --> 00:30:46,060
Well, okay.

522
00:30:46,305 --> 00:30:48,944
[GROOFUS SINGING ON TV]

523
00:30:49,105 --> 00:30:51,300
FRED:
I love this one.

524
00:31:04,465 --> 00:31:07,059
So how's it going with you and Knox?

525
00:31:08,185 --> 00:31:11,257
- I know you were starting to...
- Started and stopped, actually.

526
00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:14,134
- Really?
- Yeah.

527
00:31:14,945 --> 00:31:19,223
We went out a few times, but...
I don't know.

528
00:31:19,745 --> 00:31:21,463
So you stopped it?

529
00:31:21,625 --> 00:31:25,015
Yeah. He's nice enough...

530
00:31:25,185 --> 00:31:27,460
...but I think he's been working here
too long.

531
00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:30,219
Plus, he doesn't make me laugh at all.

532
00:31:30,665 --> 00:31:32,815
- He tries, but...
- I see.

533
00:31:32,985 --> 00:31:35,545
You're looking for someone funny.

534
00:31:35,705 --> 00:31:39,380
A certain kind of funny, yeah.

535
00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:43,020
But I'm not really looking for...

536
00:31:43,185 --> 00:31:45,176
...so much as looking...
- Hang on.

537
00:31:47,505 --> 00:31:49,416
Go back a second.

538
00:31:49,585 --> 00:31:52,702
There's something different.
Maybe if we bring up the volume.

539
00:31:58,585 --> 00:32:01,418
Polo isn't singing with the rest of them.

540
00:32:01,705 --> 00:32:03,741
It looks like he's talking to the audience.

541
00:32:03,905 --> 00:32:08,183
WESLEY: Yes. When the song is playing,
it acts as a sort of cloaking spell...

542
00:32:08,345 --> 00:32:12,702
...allowing Framkin to address his target
unseen by the rest of his viewers.

543
00:32:12,865 --> 00:32:14,821
So that's how he's been hiding it.

544
00:32:14,985 --> 00:32:16,737
No, that's how he was hiding it.

545
00:32:19,185 --> 00:32:20,584
[GRUNTING]

546
00:32:20,745 --> 00:32:23,134
Stupid fingers.

547
00:32:24,705 --> 00:32:26,855
Stupid string.

548
00:32:28,025 --> 00:32:32,303
It's all in the broadcast. Some very
nuanced magic, but we found it finally.

549
00:32:32,465 --> 00:32:36,697
- Angel, what happened?
- Nothing. It's not important.

550
00:32:36,865 --> 00:32:38,662
Doesn't matter.

551
00:32:38,825 --> 00:32:41,737
- Go on.
- It's a hidden carrier wave...

552
00:32:41,905 --> 00:32:46,262
...masked by a spell that turns the TV
into a two-way conduit to the viewer.

553
00:32:46,425 --> 00:32:48,336
WESLEY:
That's how he drained energy.

554
00:32:48,505 --> 00:32:50,939
And judging from the strength
of yesterday's signal...

555
00:32:51,105 --> 00:32:53,573
Framkin's ready to take out
the whole audience.

556
00:32:53,745 --> 00:32:55,861
The object you described
in that secret room...

557
00:32:56,025 --> 00:32:58,664
...is probably a repository
for the children's life-force.

558
00:32:58,825 --> 00:33:00,861
We'll have to break
the binding magic on it.

559
00:33:01,025 --> 00:33:05,576
Which should free those children
and reverse your puppet problem.

560
00:33:05,785 --> 00:33:06,934
[WHIMPERS]

561
00:33:07,105 --> 00:33:09,460
I love you guys.

562
00:33:11,345 --> 00:33:13,142
Oh...

563
00:33:13,305 --> 00:33:15,944
We'd better get moving.
Framkin knows we're onto him.

564
00:33:16,105 --> 00:33:19,495
If he's ready to zap his whole audience,
he'll pull the trigger today.

565
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:21,257
Not "him." "Them."

566
00:33:21,545 --> 00:33:23,422
- Gunn.
GUNN: Framkin's not doing this.

567
00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:26,145
It's the puppets. They're demons.
The show is possessed.

568
00:33:26,305 --> 00:33:29,615
<i>Smile Time's</i> ratings hit a low.
Framkin made a deal with some devils...

569
00:33:29,785 --> 00:33:31,901
...to bring it back to number one.
- You sure?

570
00:33:32,065 --> 00:33:36,536
Dead sure. Every contract they signed is
filed in the Library of Demonic Congress.

571
00:33:36,705 --> 00:33:40,141
You just gotta know where to look.
Pretty tricky legalese too.

572
00:33:40,305 --> 00:33:42,136
Framkin must have missed
the fine print.

573
00:33:42,305 --> 00:33:44,455
Which allowed them
to take over everything.

574
00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:48,334
Including Framkin. These particular devils
have a fairly distinctive M.O.

575
00:33:48,505 --> 00:33:52,464
- They've done this before?
- Seen the last seasons of <i>Happy Days?</i>

576
00:33:52,665 --> 00:33:55,975
Point is, you want to take out
<i>Smile Time,</i> take out the puppets.

577
00:33:56,145 --> 00:33:57,658
Well, then...

578
00:34:01,145 --> 00:34:03,181
...let's take out some puppets.

579
00:34:18,425 --> 00:34:23,499
[MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]

580
00:34:24,985 --> 00:34:29,695
[PUPPETS SINGING ON TV]

581
00:34:33,265 --> 00:34:35,620
- <i>Hi there.</i>
- Hi.

582
00:34:35,785 --> 00:34:41,064
<i>Listen, kids, today is gonna be</i>
<i>an extra special best show ever.</i>

583
00:34:41,225 --> 00:34:43,864
<i>But only if everyone at home</i>
<i>can give us a hand.</i>

584
00:34:44,345 --> 00:34:45,983
<i>Now, get up...</i>

585
00:34:46,145 --> 00:34:48,215
<i>... come over here.</i>

586
00:34:49,425 --> 00:34:51,381
<i>That's it, everyone.</i>

587
00:34:52,065 --> 00:34:54,135
<i>Right there.</i>

588
00:34:54,305 --> 00:34:56,614
[GROANING]

589
00:34:56,825 --> 00:34:58,417
POLO:
<i>Let it go.</i>

590
00:34:58,585 --> 00:35:00,541
<i>Let it all go.</i>

591
00:35:00,705 --> 00:35:04,414
<i>After all, it's</i> Smile <i>Time!</i>

592
00:35:04,585 --> 00:35:06,416
ANGEL:
<i>No, it's not.</i>

593
00:35:06,785 --> 00:35:11,142
It's time to kick your ass
all the way back to hell.

594
00:35:11,305 --> 00:35:12,294
You.

595
00:35:12,465 --> 00:35:13,580
[YELLS]

596
00:35:18,505 --> 00:35:21,019
Hey, man, you're ruining the show.

597
00:35:21,305 --> 00:35:22,294
[GASPS]

598
00:35:22,545 --> 00:35:23,660
[TOOTS]

599
00:35:24,025 --> 00:35:25,299
We're working on it.

600
00:35:28,145 --> 00:35:29,578
Angel.

601
00:35:30,185 --> 00:35:34,178
It's a full-scale attack.
Ratio, the nest egg!

602
00:35:35,185 --> 00:35:36,857
[TOOTING]

603
00:35:46,665 --> 00:35:49,418
<i>Aperi rumpe, solve reveni.</i>

604
00:35:50,065 --> 00:35:51,054
<i>Aperi rumpe...</i>

605
00:35:51,225 --> 00:35:53,659
<i>... solve reveni...</i>
Don't look at it, Fred.

606
00:35:54,145 --> 00:35:55,863
<i>Refer quod furatum...</i>

607
00:35:56,705 --> 00:35:59,458
- Wes!
- No, Fred, keep reading!

608
00:36:02,025 --> 00:36:03,299
GUNN:
I got him.

609
00:36:08,985 --> 00:36:09,974
[FLORA SCREAMS]

610
00:36:10,345 --> 00:36:12,381
Gimme those pretty eyes.

611
00:36:22,945 --> 00:36:24,663
FRED:
<i>- solve reveni.</i>

612
00:36:24,825 --> 00:36:28,215
<i>Aperi rumpe, solve reveni.</i>

613
00:36:30,705 --> 00:36:32,855
<i>Fracta omnia...</i>

614
00:36:44,185 --> 00:36:46,301
I'm gonna tear you
a new puppet hole, bitch.

615
00:36:52,185 --> 00:36:54,699
So you got a little demon in you.

616
00:36:54,865 --> 00:36:57,379
I got a lot of demon in me.

617
00:36:59,745 --> 00:37:01,019
Now, come on.

618
00:37:03,185 --> 00:37:07,258
[SCREAMING]

619
00:37:10,105 --> 00:37:12,539
FRED:
<i>Omnia, incantamenta fracta.</i>

620
00:37:13,225 --> 00:37:15,455
<i>Omnia, vincula sublata.</i>

621
00:37:29,865 --> 00:37:31,139
ANGEL:
Gunn?

622
00:37:31,705 --> 00:37:33,058
Think I'm good.

623
00:37:33,345 --> 00:37:35,984
<i>- fracta.</i>
<i>Aperi rumpe...</i>

624
00:37:36,145 --> 00:37:38,056
<i>... solve reveni.</i>

625
00:37:48,065 --> 00:37:50,215
WOMAN:
Hannah, what's going on in there?

626
00:37:50,385 --> 00:37:54,344
Nothing. Just watching TV.

627
00:38:11,945 --> 00:38:13,822
Oh, my God.

628
00:38:15,025 --> 00:38:16,981
I ate him.

629
00:38:17,145 --> 00:38:19,056
[KNOCKING]

630
00:38:22,185 --> 00:38:23,903
Hey, you decent?

631
00:38:24,065 --> 00:38:26,454
Angel. Oh, thank God.

632
00:38:26,625 --> 00:38:28,343
Hold on one second.

633
00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:30,377
Okay.

634
00:38:33,185 --> 00:38:35,335
Wow, sorry.

635
00:38:35,505 --> 00:38:36,984
Takes getting used to.

636
00:38:37,145 --> 00:38:40,694
Tell me about it. Wes and Fred said
my condition is improving, though.

637
00:38:40,865 --> 00:38:44,016
- So you're going to change back?
- Yeah. Two, three days, tops.

638
00:38:45,305 --> 00:38:46,784
[CLEARS THROAT]

639
00:38:46,945 --> 00:38:48,583
Anyway...

640
00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:56,625
What are you doing for breakfast?

641
00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:00,980
What do puppets eat?

642
00:39:02,265 --> 00:39:03,778
Let's find out.

643
00:39:14,905 --> 00:39:16,702
I just got off the phone.

644
00:39:16,865 --> 00:39:19,584
Looks like the kids are coming out
of their stasis.

645
00:39:19,745 --> 00:39:22,657
Oh. Good.

646
00:39:23,145 --> 00:39:25,215
I think we did some excellent work
back there.

647
00:39:25,585 --> 00:39:27,143
I think you're right.

648
00:39:27,545 --> 00:39:28,864
And now...

649
00:39:29,025 --> 00:39:30,378
And now...

650
00:39:30,545 --> 00:39:32,661
We better get some rest.

651
00:39:33,425 --> 00:39:35,575
No telling when the next crisis
will strike.

652
00:39:36,985 --> 00:39:39,624
You're just gonna go, aren't you?

653
00:39:39,785 --> 00:39:41,298
- Fred.
- Haven't you been...

654
00:39:41,465 --> 00:39:43,421
...sensing anything lately?

655
00:39:43,825 --> 00:39:46,259
About me? Coming from me?

656
00:39:47,305 --> 00:39:51,776
Didn't occur to you
that something might have changed?

657
00:39:52,585 --> 00:39:55,099
That I am looking at you
in a different...

658
00:39:57,305 --> 00:39:59,136
Oh, screw it.

659
00:40:03,785 --> 00:40:06,538
- Um...
- That was a signal.

660
00:40:07,225 --> 00:40:08,738
Okay?

661
00:40:08,905 --> 00:40:11,214
Is that clear enough for you?

662
00:40:14,425 --> 00:40:16,575
Not even close.

663
00:41:04,825 --> 00:41:06,816
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664
00:41:06,985 --> 00:41:08,976
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