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ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the Los
Angeles branch of Wolfram & Hart...
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... the oldest and most powerful
law firm in the city.
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Founded in 1791 on ground
deconsecrated by the blood...
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... of mass murderer Matthias Pavayne...
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... Wolfram & Hart has put roots down
in this glamorous city that grow deep...
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... and branches that reach into
the heart of major corporations...
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... like Yo-Yo-Dine, Whelen-Utani...
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... and Newscorp.
That captain of industry?
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We own his soul.
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That fabulous movie queen?
She owes us her first-born.
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But times change,
and Wolfram & Hart...
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... is changing right along with them.
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Under our new CEO, Angel,
we're focusing less on power...
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... and more on using that power
for good.
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We have a zero-tolerance policy
for killing...
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... and that includes you, vampires.
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That better be pig's blood, mister.
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Yes, our esteemed president
has made it clear.
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This is a new company
for the new millennium...
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... and he wants to work with you.
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If you don't kill, we won't kill you.
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That's right.
No more employee sacrifices.
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At Wolfram & Hart,
you're part of a family now.
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Work your way up the ladder.
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There'll always be
a hand to help you up it.
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Every life, and unlife...
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... is as important to our management
as their own.
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So go ahead, relax and enjoy
your new Wolfram & Hart family.
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Because at our firm, everyone matters.
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You matter.
Buddy, you're going places.
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[ALARM SOUNDS, RADIO PLAYS]
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[ALARM STOPS]
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Morning, Mrs. Jacobi.
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[DOG GROWLS AND BARKS]
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I should go.
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- Hey!
HARMONY: Sorry.
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At 2:00 a.m., my boss calls me...
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...wants me to search her car for,
get this, a stray Vicodin.
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- Shut up.
- Hello, fellow grunts.
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Hey. I mean, making me drop off
her stool sample was one thing...
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...but this?
I'm so asking for a raise.
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Yeah. You know, I was thinking
I've been due for a raise, because...
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Did I tell you? That cute new shaman's
in my department now.
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Right. Nice chatting with you too.
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Bye-bye.
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DANNY: Hey.
- Morning.
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You just can't...
There are rules.
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Oh, I know. It's so unfair.
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Just because my boss
is your boss's boss...
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...his needs coming first and all.
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[MICROWAVE BEEPS]
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See you.
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So you've got
the department heads at 11.
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Your 1:00
with Mistress Shriva from Human...
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Sorry, Non-human Resources
got moved to 2.
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Swung by the cleaners. Zippo luck
getting out the Frophla slime...
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...and I took care of the catering
for the big feuding-demon-clan confab.
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Unless you have any requests.
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[SPEAKS IN FOREGIN LANGUAGE]
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Okay... Could you spell that?
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VOICE [ON TAPE]: Greetings,
Your Eminence. Let me take your staff.
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Clicks are all wrong.
Figure out the catering for tomorrow?
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- Hello! I just...
GUNN: Morning.
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Ready to do this thing?
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So about the catering,
I really went above and beyond...
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...because I know this is very...
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You're welcome.
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- You're up today.
- Oh, come on, Rudy.
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I've been off the human blood
for months.
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Company policy.
Give me the finger.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Good morning. Wolfram and... Ow!
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Sorry, wrong extension.
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You need 529 for curses.
Foiled again, huh?
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[PHONE CLICKS]
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- Hello?
- You're clean.
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Have a good one.
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- Eli. Hi.
- Hey, you.
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I just got called up
for a meeting with your boss man.
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- Really? I didn't see...
- Not to count my hatchlings...
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...but I think they're starting
to recognize my work in accounting.
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Hey, good for you.
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Eli. Come on in.
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Wish me luck, kiddo.
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Angel, you forgot your...
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Get that cleaned up, would you?
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Harm's Way
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I just...
I don't get it.
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- Why'd you kill Eli?
- Didn't like...
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...how he spent his off-hours.
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Well, that's not right.
What Eli did on his own time...
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- Is dismember virgins.
- Oh.
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Well, a person's religious beliefs
is no cause for...
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- He did it for his own amusement.
- Oh.
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Well, okay.
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Still, couldn't you have given him
a stern warning first?
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Called a zero-tolerance policy,
not a maybe-this-once policy.
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Nobody in this office gets away
with murder. Not anymore.
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Let me guess.
Position just opened up in accounting?
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Hardest part of the job,
terminating an employee.
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Once again keeping
corporate America safe from evil.
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- Spike.
- I was wondering when you'd turn up.
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Where have you been, it's been days?
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Out enjoying freedom
from my ghostly confines, love.
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There haven't been any side effects
since you recorporealized, have there?
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Bit of a hangover, but that's to be
expected after all the drinking.
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Just thought I'd swing by
and say my final farewells.
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- You're leaving?
- You catch on quick, don't you?
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Yeah, I thought I'd push off...
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...seeing as I got
somebody waiting for me.
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Angel, I'm not sure that's wise.
The Shanshu prophecy is still unresolved.
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That's your problem, mate.
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You're welcome to that heroic destiny,
whether you deserve it or not.
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Me? I got better things to do than wait
around for the four bloody horsemen.
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- Spike...
- Let him go.
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Yeah, here's the thing.
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I need some walking-around money.
How about a few hundred?
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- How about, no?
- Typical, you cheap sod.
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Right, then. Settle for some wheels.
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If it's gonna get you out of here
faster, fine. Just not the Viper.
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Viper it is, then.
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- Any message for Buffy?
ANGEL: Tell her you're a moron.
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Well, bon voyage, Spikester.
Don't be a stranger.
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Fred.
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I want you to know,
all that work you put in trying to...
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...you know, cure me of the ghosties...
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I didn't do anything.
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Oh, you did. You believed in...
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You tried.
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I won't forget that.
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You're welcome.
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What?
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No goodbye for me just because
I tried to rip your throat out...
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...while we were having sex?
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Keep it simple, Harm. It suits you.
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This is war. Two demon clans:
the Vinjis and the Sahrvin.
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They've battled for five generations.
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Way back when,
clans got along okay.
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Shared miles of desert, traded livestock,
and even partied together once in a while.
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Then a Vinji used the wrong fork
at a Sahrvin bonding ceremony.
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Sahrvins took offense, they've been
slaughtering each other ever since.
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This whole thing started
over a fork faux pas?
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They're finicky about manners.
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But the clans have agreed
to negotiate a truce. Here.
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- Tomorrow.
- Why now?
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Demon-rights activist named
Tobias Dupree got involved.
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He's liaison to both clans.
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Only guy in the world they all trust,
and he called us for help.
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Etiquette aside, the Vinji and Sahrvin
are notoriously vicious.
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Why not let them wipe each other out?
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We manage to push through
a peace plan...
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...the whole demon world
will know we got game.
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That makes sense, in a kind of gray,
Machiavellian kind of way.
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Both clans are sensitive
to the smallest slight.
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We don't dot an I or cross a T, the
whole thing could explode in our faces.
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This is a complete list
of manners and customs.
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We should probably all memorize this.
Apparently gazing at a Vinji's ankles...
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...can lead to eye-gouging.
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Hey, come on, Dandido.
Come on.
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He gets a wee shy around the big boss.
All the way in.
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I finished the seating chart.
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All right. This kid was up all night
jigsawing who's going where tomorrow.
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He's a real up-and-comer, this one.
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FRED: My lab managed that upgrade
to the weapons scanner...
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...as requested.
- Foolproof?
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I'd say yes, but some fool would just
sneak something past us...
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...but it's still state of the art.
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Since none of the clan reps
speak English, I'll do the talking.
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- You?
GUNN: Yeah.
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Along with law,
and the Gilbert and Sullivan...
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...I got a few demon languages
in the brain upload.
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So aside from forks, ankles and us
not knowing what they're saying...
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...any other minefields?
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Their etiquette issues,
plus a healthy dose of superstition.
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You don't know the half of it.
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I've been doing a bunch of research
on these guys. Their customs and stuff.
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Did you know that they think
poodles are wicked bad luck?
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Harmony, I'm glad you're here.
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- We'll be needing lunch.
GUNN: Good idea.
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- We should order before the crush.
FRED: Not Thai again. Something lighter.
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BRITTANY:
Burkle's always giving Mr. Gunn the eye.
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Heard they used to be a thing.
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I don't know. Alice said she
and that Knox guy are pretty friendly.
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Maybe she's sleeping with both of them.
That's what I'd do.
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Don't forget about Wesley.
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I get the vibe that he's, like,
totally crushing over Fred.
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Mr. Wyndam-Pryce?
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Everyone knows he's...
Muffins!
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They're from Lorne.
Actually from Shaq...
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...but Lorne's declared his office
a carb-free zone.
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- He's totally grooming you.
DANNY: You think?
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He does call me Dan the Man.
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- Angel grooms me too.
- Explains the haircut.
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I'm his right arm. He's taking me places.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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We're so connected.
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- Yeah, boss?
ANGEL: Harmony, get the hell down here.
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- Now.
- Uh, sure.
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No. No trouble at all.
That's what I'm here for.
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Bye.
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Harmony.
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You wanna explain this?
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Okay, this is totally my fault.
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I specifically told the caterers
the delivery was for tomorrow...
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...but I should've called to confirm.
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You know caterers.
Not the best listeners.
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[CAMEL GROANS]
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Harmony got us a camel.
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Like I said, I did a lot of research.
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Camel meat's a delicacy.
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So I thought it would be a great way
to kick off the summit...
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...because of the clans being so uptight.
Like comfort food.
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- Comfort food?
- Uh-huh. As host, you get the honor...
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...of slicing off its hump and sticking
a hot poker through its heart.
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And then the demon leaders rip apart
its carcass with their bare hands.
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Are you...?
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I don't even know how...
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Maybe the camel
was the wrong way to go.
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You're supposed to answer phones, make
appointments and anticipate my needs...
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...which does not include
a petting zoo in my lobby.
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Okay, but the caterer said no returns.
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[CAMEL GRUNTS]
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Get it out of here.
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Maybe you could go
with a nice cheese platter.
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Or chips and dip.
Chips and dip would be fine.
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I did everything right.
This is what they eat.
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Angel's just feeling a little off...
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...and he's not in the mood to,
you know, butcher a camel.
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- No, he hates me.
- No.
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He'll get over it.
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Everybody hates me.
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I don't hate you.
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I mean, it's just...
I don't know you that well, and...
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What are you doing after work?
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And the worst part is, I can't even quit.
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I don't have anywhere else to go.
237
00:14:45,105 --> 00:14:47,221
FRED:
I'm sure that's not...
238
00:14:47,385 --> 00:14:48,818
Really?
239
00:14:48,985 --> 00:14:52,864
I tried being out on my own,
all independent and evil.
240
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:54,344
I'm just no good at it.
241
00:14:54,505 --> 00:14:57,542
But, I mean, isn't that a good thing?
242
00:14:57,705 --> 00:14:59,582
Not like everything's so great now.
243
00:14:59,745 --> 00:15:01,940
You heard Angel. I'm useless.
244
00:15:02,105 --> 00:15:03,936
Harmony, it was one mistake...
245
00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:07,893
...and you can't take everything
Angel says so personally.
246
00:15:09,505 --> 00:15:11,461
He has a lot on his mind.
247
00:15:12,025 --> 00:15:14,778
I just wish I were more like you.
248
00:15:15,185 --> 00:15:17,574
Except for the part
about being all into science...
249
00:15:17,745 --> 00:15:20,418
...and not having a lot up front.
250
00:15:20,825 --> 00:15:24,215
I mean, you have
two hot guys after you.
251
00:15:25,065 --> 00:15:28,421
- I do?
- All the girls think it's Knox and Gunn.
252
00:15:28,585 --> 00:15:31,736
Of course, I know it's Knox
and Wesley, not that they'd listen.
253
00:15:32,705 --> 00:15:34,821
It is Knox and Wes, right?
254
00:15:35,065 --> 00:15:39,024
Yeah. I mean, no. I don't know.
255
00:15:39,425 --> 00:15:43,020
We all work together,
and there's a lot of baggage and...
256
00:15:43,185 --> 00:15:44,823
Why am I telling you this?
257
00:15:45,385 --> 00:15:49,663
Because we're totally bonding.
We're like gal pals. This is awesome.
258
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:53,301
You can teach me about life,
and I can teach you how to dress better.
259
00:15:54,145 --> 00:15:55,578
Oh.
260
00:15:57,705 --> 00:15:59,935
They are both kind of hot, aren't they?
261
00:16:00,145 --> 00:16:01,897
Knox and Wes.
262
00:16:02,065 --> 00:16:06,502
Wait, why is everyone at the office
so interested in who I might be dating?
263
00:16:06,705 --> 00:16:08,104
Because you're at the top.
264
00:16:08,305 --> 00:16:10,535
People wanna know
what's up with the bigwigs.
265
00:16:10,705 --> 00:16:14,254
- You'd think they'd ask me, but...
- Why don't they?
266
00:16:15,105 --> 00:16:16,379
Harmony, do you...?
267
00:16:16,945 --> 00:16:19,220
Do you not have
many friends at work?
268
00:16:20,305 --> 00:16:22,023
I just... I don't get it.
269
00:16:22,185 --> 00:16:25,177
I used to be way popular in high school.
270
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:31,096
Just since I got vamped at my graduation,
I've had trouble connecting with people.
271
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:37,418
Well, maybe you should, you know,
put yourself out there more.
272
00:16:37,665 --> 00:16:40,338
I mean, lots of Wolfram & Hart
people hang out here.
273
00:16:40,505 --> 00:16:41,779
You should mingle.
274
00:16:42,225 --> 00:16:44,261
They're all straight.
275
00:16:44,825 --> 00:16:46,736
Non-vamps.
276
00:16:47,065 --> 00:16:50,023
I gravitate more
towards the undead variety.
277
00:16:50,225 --> 00:16:53,854
Well, there's your problem.
The undead, they're not exactly givers.
278
00:16:54,025 --> 00:16:58,064
I'm sure there are tons of straight guys
who would love to get to know you.
279
00:16:58,265 --> 00:17:00,654
Well, there is one at the bar.
280
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:02,899
Don't!
281
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,697
I think he's checking me out.
282
00:17:05,265 --> 00:17:06,618
You should go talk to him.
283
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:08,743
No, I couldn't.
284
00:17:08,905 --> 00:17:10,941
I'm hanging with my gal pal.
285
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,137
I would never do that to you.
286
00:17:13,345 --> 00:17:16,178
- Don't be silly. I'd be fine.
- Okay. Bye.
287
00:17:17,865 --> 00:17:19,139
Oh, what do I say?
288
00:17:20,585 --> 00:17:25,136
Just say hi and introduce yourself.
I bet he takes it from there.
289
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:26,624
Right...
290
00:17:26,785 --> 00:17:28,935
...but what if he doesn't? Take it?
291
00:17:29,105 --> 00:17:31,699
Well, questions are always good.
292
00:17:31,865 --> 00:17:34,425
Ask him where he's from
and what he does for a living.
293
00:17:34,745 --> 00:17:38,499
- Cover the boring stuff.
- Only maybe act like it's not.
294
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,339
- Boring.
- I can do that.
295
00:17:43,225 --> 00:17:45,864
Well, don't watch me.
296
00:17:46,025 --> 00:17:47,822
I'll just...
297
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:49,941
I'll just go.
298
00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:52,176
Hi.
299
00:17:52,385 --> 00:17:54,945
- I'm Harmony.
- Hi, Harmony. Nice to meet...
300
00:17:55,145 --> 00:17:56,339
Where are you from?
301
00:17:57,105 --> 00:18:00,859
- The Bay Area originally, but I'm...
- Uh-huh. Interesting.
302
00:18:01,025 --> 00:18:03,095
What do you do for a living?
303
00:18:04,185 --> 00:18:06,335
Why don't I get you a drink?
304
00:18:07,025 --> 00:18:09,141
You look thirsty.
305
00:18:15,465 --> 00:18:18,025
[ALARM SOUNDS, RADIO PLAYS]
306
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,584
[ALARM STOPS]
307
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,183
Uh...
308
00:18:46,745 --> 00:18:48,656
Tim?
309
00:18:49,025 --> 00:18:50,822
Trevor?
310
00:18:50,985 --> 00:18:52,941
George?
311
00:18:53,785 --> 00:18:56,094
Apparently you and I, you know...
312
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:59,735
...and I'm sure
I rocked your world and all...
313
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,465
...but I gotta go to work, so...
314
00:19:04,345 --> 00:19:06,415
Hello.
315
00:19:09,385 --> 00:19:11,103
Oops.
316
00:19:22,945 --> 00:19:24,503
[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
317
00:19:37,305 --> 00:19:39,102
Hi, Mrs. Jacobi.
318
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,733
[DOG GROWLS]
319
00:19:53,265 --> 00:19:55,460
Oh, crapola.
320
00:20:14,225 --> 00:20:16,136
Have a nice day, Mrs. Jacobi.
321
00:20:16,305 --> 00:20:18,136
[DOG GROWLING]
322
00:20:30,785 --> 00:20:34,494
Okay, just act normal.
323
00:20:34,665 --> 00:20:38,578
Hi. How's it hanging?
Love the pocket square.
324
00:20:44,905 --> 00:20:46,418
ANGEL: Blood.
- Where?
325
00:20:46,585 --> 00:20:49,053
That's what I'd like to know.
Where is my blood?
326
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:52,821
Harmony, I got the demon
summit today, and you're late, and...
327
00:20:55,105 --> 00:20:57,175
What are you doing?
328
00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:02,096
Desk crunches. Get fit while you sit.
329
00:21:02,265 --> 00:21:04,574
You should see my abs. You wanna?
330
00:21:06,345 --> 00:21:08,813
Mug-o-blood, coming right up, boss.
331
00:21:09,025 --> 00:21:10,617
- Harmony.
- Huh?
332
00:21:11,025 --> 00:21:12,936
I can't have anything go wrong today.
333
00:21:13,145 --> 00:21:16,103
What could go wrong?
334
00:21:18,785 --> 00:21:22,937
Okay, I remember the talking.
335
00:21:23,105 --> 00:21:25,096
"Hi, I'm Harmony."
"You look thirsty."
336
00:21:25,265 --> 00:21:28,701
"Well, why don't I drink a couple
quarts of your blood, then, Tom."
337
00:21:28,865 --> 00:21:30,901
Terry?
338
00:21:31,505 --> 00:21:35,783
Drinking. That's my problem.
Too much drinking.
339
00:21:35,945 --> 00:21:38,140
I don't even remember taking him home.
340
00:21:38,305 --> 00:21:41,422
Damn lemon drops. I never should've...
341
00:21:42,105 --> 00:21:44,016
Fred.
342
00:21:44,265 --> 00:21:47,018
She made me talk to him.
She's responsible for...
343
00:21:47,225 --> 00:21:49,614
- You did it again.
- It's not my fault!
344
00:21:49,905 --> 00:21:51,861
- What?
- Uh...
345
00:21:52,025 --> 00:21:57,099
Well, you can't blame me because Angel
gets grumpy when he's hungry.
346
00:22:10,665 --> 00:22:11,939
Stress eating.
347
00:22:12,105 --> 00:22:14,573
Angel's all... about the summit.
348
00:22:14,785 --> 00:22:18,744
And, you know, I'm his right arm.
So the stress and the...
349
00:22:21,665 --> 00:22:23,974
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
350
00:22:26,185 --> 00:22:28,062
Hi, boss.
351
00:22:28,225 --> 00:22:30,580
There was a line at the microwave?
352
00:22:30,745 --> 00:22:32,542
I'm coming.
353
00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:35,741
That's right, chips and dip.
354
00:22:35,905 --> 00:22:38,897
I know. I told him. He just...
355
00:22:39,865 --> 00:22:41,537
Wildebeest?
356
00:22:41,705 --> 00:22:43,343
Really?
357
00:22:43,505 --> 00:22:46,736
No, we better just stick
with the chip-dip thing.
358
00:22:46,905 --> 00:22:48,623
Thanks.
359
00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:50,423
Okay.
360
00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:54,664
So peachy, just get
through the day, and I'm home...
361
00:22:56,585 --> 00:22:58,223
[PHONE RINGS]
362
00:22:58,625 --> 00:23:00,661
Angel's office.
363
00:23:02,065 --> 00:23:04,101
One moment, please.
364
00:23:05,825 --> 00:23:09,295
ANGEL: Yeah?
- There's a Detective Griffin for you.
365
00:23:09,465 --> 00:23:11,501
Put him through.
366
00:23:14,425 --> 00:23:15,414
It's Angel.
367
00:23:15,585 --> 00:23:17,337
GRIFFIN:
Yeah, this is Dave Griffin, L.A.P.D.
368
00:23:17,505 --> 00:23:21,180
Thought you'd wanna know, found
a body this morning. Vampire attack.
369
00:23:21,385 --> 00:23:23,262
- It looks like he...
ANGEL: Hold on.
370
00:23:23,425 --> 00:23:24,744
Harmony.
371
00:23:25,105 --> 00:23:26,458
I got it.
372
00:23:26,945 --> 00:23:30,654
Oh. Right. Sorry.
373
00:23:39,265 --> 00:23:40,539
Oh, God.
374
00:23:45,185 --> 00:23:46,459
Oh, God.
375
00:23:48,065 --> 00:23:50,056
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
376
00:23:50,265 --> 00:23:51,618
You know what this is about?
377
00:23:51,785 --> 00:23:54,538
Perhaps one of the Vinjis
set down a teacup improperly.
378
00:23:54,705 --> 00:23:58,539
Worse. Just got off the phone
with L.A.P.D. They found a body.
379
00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:00,821
Where? Did he say where?
380
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,578
City dump, in a laundry bag.
381
00:24:02,905 --> 00:24:04,657
And the police called you because...?
382
00:24:04,865 --> 00:24:06,901
Apparently, we own them.
383
00:24:07,105 --> 00:24:08,936
- Right. Makes sense.
- Of course.
384
00:24:09,105 --> 00:24:11,460
That, and they found my card
on the victim.
385
00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:13,536
It's the liaison
between the feuding clans.
386
00:24:13,705 --> 00:24:16,777
- Toby Dupree?
- Toby! That was his...
387
00:24:18,705 --> 00:24:20,104
...name. Really?
388
00:24:20,865 --> 00:24:23,254
You don't hear
unusual names like that anymore.
389
00:24:23,465 --> 00:24:25,376
We'll need some
serious damage control.
390
00:24:25,585 --> 00:24:28,816
You think? Demon-rights activist
munched by a vamp on our watch?
391
00:24:28,985 --> 00:24:32,421
- Told me he was an astronaut.
- No telling how the clans will take this.
392
00:24:32,585 --> 00:24:35,224
Superstitious as they are,
they may see it as an omen or...
393
00:24:35,425 --> 00:24:39,384
So this cop, he doesn't have
any actual real info, right?
394
00:24:39,585 --> 00:24:43,817
It is possible that someone's trying
to send a message, derail the summit.
395
00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:46,539
Ooh, yeah. That must be it.
396
00:24:46,745 --> 00:24:49,134
The derailing thing, that makes sense.
397
00:24:51,025 --> 00:24:52,936
Right?
398
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:56,100
[SPEAKING VINJI LANGUAGE]
399
00:24:56,665 --> 00:24:59,498
The Vinji clan is deeply concerned
about this turn of events.
400
00:24:59,705 --> 00:25:02,265
- Perhaps if you say something.
- No. I'm not ready.
401
00:25:02,425 --> 00:25:04,256
Tell him the summit can proceed.
402
00:25:04,425 --> 00:25:06,893
They shouldn't, you know,
start skinning each other.
403
00:25:07,185 --> 00:25:10,257
[SPEAKING IN VINJI LANGUAGE]:
404
00:25:10,465 --> 00:25:13,025
DEMON [IN VINJI LANGUAGE]:
405
00:25:13,185 --> 00:25:15,221
- They want vengeance.
ANGEL: Tell them we're on it.
406
00:25:15,425 --> 00:25:16,824
[IN VINJI LANGUAGE]:
407
00:25:19,585 --> 00:25:21,382
DEMON [IN VINJI LANGUAGE]:
408
00:25:21,585 --> 00:25:25,578
GUNN [IN VINJI LANGUAGE]:
409
00:25:30,225 --> 00:25:33,342
- What about you "not saying anything"?
- I got caught up. A mistake.
410
00:25:33,545 --> 00:25:35,820
Forgive and forget, I say.
It's the golden rule.
411
00:25:36,025 --> 00:25:38,619
These guys won't forgive or forget
till we figure out...
412
00:25:38,825 --> 00:25:41,339
Who killed Dupree. I know.
413
00:25:41,545 --> 00:25:44,981
Fred will be able to tell us more soon.
Dupree's body's in the lab by now.
414
00:25:45,185 --> 00:25:47,619
- Lab? Our lab?
GUNN: That was fast.
415
00:25:47,785 --> 00:25:50,504
ANGEL: Shouldn't take long to track
down the vampire who did this...
416
00:25:50,665 --> 00:25:52,098
...set things right.
417
00:25:53,025 --> 00:25:57,655
FRED: Postmortem battering suggests
prior relationship with the victim.
418
00:25:57,825 --> 00:26:01,704
Consulting coroner puts time of death
at approximately...
419
00:26:01,865 --> 00:26:04,698
...1:30 a.m., which...
420
00:26:04,865 --> 00:26:06,503
- Harmony.
- Hi.
421
00:26:06,705 --> 00:26:09,219
I just thought I'd pop in to see...
422
00:26:09,425 --> 00:26:11,575
- Angel sent you, didn't he?
- Angel?
423
00:26:11,745 --> 00:26:14,623
He's all antsy about the summit,
so he sent you to rush me...
424
00:26:14,785 --> 00:26:17,345
...only he doesn't wanna seem
like he sent you...
425
00:26:17,505 --> 00:26:19,700
...so he told you to act all...
Like that.
426
00:26:20,425 --> 00:26:24,213
Oh, yeah. Totally.
You know our Angel.
427
00:26:24,785 --> 00:26:27,583
So, what do you know?
Do you know who did it?
428
00:26:27,865 --> 00:26:29,856
The body's only been here 20 minutes.
429
00:26:30,025 --> 00:26:35,224
Uh-huh. Don't you think it's possible that
whoever did it could have blacked out...
430
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:39,424
...and doesn't even remember doing it,
so it's totally not their fault?
431
00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:42,261
I guess.
432
00:26:43,385 --> 00:26:46,900
Hey, you know,
last night was actually...
433
00:26:47,065 --> 00:26:49,295
I mean, I really had...
434
00:26:49,785 --> 00:26:51,741
...kind of a nice time.
435
00:26:51,905 --> 00:26:55,341
Huh? Oh, yeah. Me too.
436
00:26:55,545 --> 00:26:58,013
Bite marks are 17 millimeters apart...
437
00:26:58,185 --> 00:27:01,655
...6 millimeters deep,
on the right side of the neck.
438
00:27:01,825 --> 00:27:04,783
Well, that doesn't sound
like much to go on.
439
00:27:05,185 --> 00:27:08,700
The size and depth of the wound
indicate a female vampire.
440
00:27:09,225 --> 00:27:11,295
Or gay.
441
00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:15,219
Um, it doesn't really work like that.
442
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:17,336
If you wanna hang out
again sometime...
443
00:27:17,505 --> 00:27:20,258
...we could grab some wine,
jam to the Dixie Chicks.
444
00:27:20,425 --> 00:27:23,144
Gee, you know,
my schedule's kind of packed right...
445
00:27:23,305 --> 00:27:25,216
FRED: Hey.
- What?
446
00:27:26,425 --> 00:27:28,222
Something you wanna tell me?
447
00:27:28,865 --> 00:27:30,856
Tell what?
448
00:27:31,025 --> 00:27:34,097
The guy at the bar.
I wanna hear all about it.
449
00:27:34,705 --> 00:27:35,933
Oh.
450
00:27:36,145 --> 00:27:38,181
That. Uh...
451
00:27:38,585 --> 00:27:40,177
Well...
452
00:27:40,385 --> 00:27:42,853
Loser. Big.
453
00:27:43,105 --> 00:27:44,823
Told me he was an astronaut.
454
00:27:45,425 --> 00:27:47,017
Like anyone would believe that.
455
00:27:47,225 --> 00:27:50,501
I know. Well, I'd better...
456
00:27:53,785 --> 00:27:57,494
Okay, that's it. I gotta get out of here.
Leave the country.
457
00:27:57,665 --> 00:28:00,020
Maybe Mexico. Yeah, I like Mexico.
458
00:28:00,185 --> 00:28:02,221
Or Cancun. I hear that's...
459
00:28:02,385 --> 00:28:06,697
Anyway, I'll start over.
Change my name.
460
00:28:06,865 --> 00:28:09,459
Harmonita. That's kind of prett...
461
00:28:11,585 --> 00:28:14,975
Bitten on the right.
462
00:28:15,145 --> 00:28:17,101
He was bitten on the right!
463
00:28:17,265 --> 00:28:20,018
Oh, my God, I didn't do it!
464
00:28:22,105 --> 00:28:23,254
Ouch!
465
00:28:23,465 --> 00:28:27,299
You sound just like my 6-year-old.
He's always saying that...
466
00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:54,340
LORNE:
Well, I'm talking first-degree murder.
467
00:28:54,505 --> 00:28:57,702
Yeah, mine, if these demons find out
we're short four gift bags.
468
00:28:57,865 --> 00:29:00,584
Hey, Lorraine, you're a lifesaver.
Harmonica, Harmonica.
469
00:29:00,745 --> 00:29:03,305
Hey, hey, you seen Danny around?
I need him to...
470
00:29:03,465 --> 00:29:05,183
Oh, no.
471
00:29:05,345 --> 00:29:07,142
So just curious.
472
00:29:07,305 --> 00:29:10,342
You know those random blood tests?
Where do they go?
473
00:29:10,545 --> 00:29:13,105
The results get automatically
transmitted down to the lab.
474
00:29:13,265 --> 00:29:15,221
HARMONY: Uh-huh.
- And then they...
475
00:29:15,385 --> 00:29:16,818
[MAN GROANING]
476
00:29:17,105 --> 00:29:20,017
- Did you just hear that?
- Hear what?
477
00:29:23,105 --> 00:29:24,663
[THUDS]
478
00:29:36,465 --> 00:29:38,057
- Harmony.
- I can explain.
479
00:29:38,545 --> 00:29:42,538
You don't have to explain anything. I
just have to get something out of my...
480
00:29:42,745 --> 00:29:44,656
I left my autoclave on.
481
00:29:44,865 --> 00:29:49,097
- It's not what you think.
- Okay, so your test came back positive.
482
00:29:49,265 --> 00:29:53,258
You slipped, had some human blood.
Maybe it was consensual or...
483
00:29:53,465 --> 00:29:55,103
There was nothing. I mean...
484
00:29:55,305 --> 00:29:57,739
...I think there was something.
485
00:29:58,225 --> 00:30:00,056
I don't remember exactly.
486
00:30:00,225 --> 00:30:02,261
I think somebody must've drugged me.
487
00:30:02,465 --> 00:30:06,458
I was at the bar, and then I woke up,
and he was there.
488
00:30:07,105 --> 00:30:11,178
- Wait. He?
- He. Him.
489
00:30:11,665 --> 00:30:13,496
The guy you made me talk to.
490
00:30:14,345 --> 00:30:17,701
- Oh, God. He's "him"?
- I didn't kill him. I'm innocent.
491
00:30:17,865 --> 00:30:20,333
See, because you said
he was bitten on the right.
492
00:30:21,305 --> 00:30:22,818
I'm a right-biter.
493
00:30:23,825 --> 00:30:26,464
Look. See? Right-biter.
494
00:30:27,305 --> 00:30:28,977
Harmony, stop!
495
00:30:30,025 --> 00:30:32,493
I lean right,
which means I bite you on your...
496
00:30:32,705 --> 00:30:33,979
Left. I get it. Left.
497
00:30:34,185 --> 00:30:36,016
Right. I mean, correct.
498
00:30:36,185 --> 00:30:39,939
Since he was bitten on his right,
he must have been bitten by a left-biter.
499
00:30:40,105 --> 00:30:41,504
Ergo, not me.
500
00:30:41,705 --> 00:30:46,620
Okay, that's a very
convincing argument, Harmony.
501
00:30:46,785 --> 00:30:48,980
Except your blood test
came back positive.
502
00:30:49,185 --> 00:30:50,664
Yeah, I know, but that's...
503
00:30:50,825 --> 00:30:52,383
It couldn't.
504
00:30:52,585 --> 00:30:55,258
It's a mistake,
or I drank it accidentally, or...
505
00:30:55,425 --> 00:30:56,744
[GASPS]
506
00:30:57,065 --> 00:30:59,374
Somebody spiked my Thermos.
507
00:30:59,585 --> 00:31:02,338
- Why would anyone...?
- I don't know, because...
508
00:31:02,505 --> 00:31:05,577
The summit.
Someone wants to ruin it or...
509
00:31:05,785 --> 00:31:07,059
What are you doing?
510
00:31:07,225 --> 00:31:08,943
I want to believe you, Harmony. I do.
511
00:31:09,105 --> 00:31:13,144
I think if we just call
and explain what happened to Angel...
512
00:31:13,345 --> 00:31:16,337
No. Zero-tolerance policy, remember?
513
00:31:16,545 --> 00:31:19,696
- He can help.
- He's not a helper. He's a chopper.
514
00:31:19,865 --> 00:31:21,662
He'll cut my head off before I get...
515
00:31:21,825 --> 00:31:24,464
- He won't.
- I'm not a killer!
516
00:31:25,585 --> 00:31:29,498
Well, I am, but I've been clean
for eight months.
517
00:31:29,665 --> 00:31:33,021
Except for today, but that is different,
because it's not me.
518
00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:35,177
Angel will listen, I promise.
519
00:31:35,345 --> 00:31:38,701
He'll want to hear what you
have to say, and he'll understand.
520
00:31:38,865 --> 00:31:42,619
Don't worry,
everything will be fine. Okay?
521
00:31:43,385 --> 00:31:44,704
[PHONE DIALING]
522
00:31:46,385 --> 00:31:48,103
[THUDS]
523
00:31:49,105 --> 00:31:51,573
[MUFFLED CRIES]
524
00:31:51,825 --> 00:31:54,134
I'm totally sorry I have to do this...
525
00:31:54,305 --> 00:31:57,103
...and you guys are being
super-understanding.
526
00:31:57,305 --> 00:32:00,615
It's just till I clear my name.
I so owe you guys dinner.
527
00:32:01,345 --> 00:32:04,860
Okay, okay, okay.
So I'm being set up.
528
00:32:05,025 --> 00:32:07,823
Somebody put blood in my blood.
529
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:09,943
Human blood in my Thermos.
530
00:32:10,105 --> 00:32:14,417
So fingerprints. Right.
Gotta get my Thermos.
531
00:32:14,785 --> 00:32:15,934
[SPEAKING IN VINJI LANGUAGE]:
532
00:32:20,905 --> 00:32:22,736
- What is she saying?
- They wanna walk.
533
00:32:22,945 --> 00:32:24,697
[IN VINJI LANGUAGE]:
534
00:32:25,465 --> 00:32:27,421
- I told her...
- Yeah, what do they want?
535
00:32:27,625 --> 00:32:33,575
[IN VINJI LANGUAGE]:
536
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,218
That ain't good.
537
00:32:35,425 --> 00:32:37,177
- What?
GUNN: Seems it's bad luck to start...
538
00:32:37,345 --> 00:32:38,858
...before we cough up
a little eye-for-an-eye.
539
00:32:39,025 --> 00:32:41,823
They'll accept a substitute
for the actual bad guy.
540
00:32:42,025 --> 00:32:44,255
They want a blood sacrifice.
Harmony!
541
00:32:44,425 --> 00:32:47,144
A person makes one little mistake...
542
00:32:47,345 --> 00:32:49,939
Find Fred. I wanna know
what she got off the body.
543
00:32:50,105 --> 00:32:54,223
Fred? Right. I'm on it.
544
00:32:57,745 --> 00:32:59,178
Aha!
545
00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:01,381
- The smoking Thermos.
- What?
546
00:33:01,585 --> 00:33:03,894
- Trying to get rid of the evidence?
- What evidence?
547
00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,215
I was just getting Lorne's protein snack.
548
00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:09,422
Ha! You expect me to believe that?
549
00:33:09,625 --> 00:33:12,344
- Go on. Admit it.
- Admit what?
550
00:33:12,545 --> 00:33:15,662
That you stole my Thermos
and filled it with human blood!
551
00:33:15,865 --> 00:33:17,218
Human... What?
552
00:33:18,105 --> 00:33:20,665
It is so totally obvious!
553
00:33:20,825 --> 00:33:25,535
You hate me! You've probably been
watching me sweat all day, laughing!
554
00:33:25,745 --> 00:33:28,259
Hate you? I don't care about you
enough to hate you...
555
00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:30,501
- Hey, leave him alone!
- Mind your own business!
556
00:33:31,985 --> 00:33:34,818
You murdered that guy
and put him in my bed!
557
00:33:35,025 --> 00:33:36,583
Murdered? Oh, God!
558
00:33:37,145 --> 00:33:38,578
HARMONY:
You did this to me...
559
00:33:38,785 --> 00:33:41,902
...and now you're gonna confess!
- I'm sorry. I didn't...
560
00:33:42,065 --> 00:33:44,181
What guy? Please, I swear.
561
00:33:44,745 --> 00:33:46,622
Don't kill me.
562
00:33:47,785 --> 00:33:49,821
What the...?
563
00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:52,219
What'd you do that for?
564
00:33:52,425 --> 00:33:55,701
- To make it look like you did.
- Why would you want to...?
565
00:33:55,865 --> 00:33:58,425
Hey, it was you!
566
00:33:59,985 --> 00:34:01,577
Who are you?
567
00:34:05,945 --> 00:34:08,140
You don't remember?
568
00:34:08,345 --> 00:34:10,495
Think steno pool.
569
00:34:11,025 --> 00:34:13,539
I sat next to you.
570
00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:15,104
- Sambuca.
- Tamika.
571
00:34:15,305 --> 00:34:16,943
Right!
572
00:34:17,105 --> 00:34:19,665
Well, you were only there for,
what was it, five weeks?
573
00:34:19,865 --> 00:34:23,175
- More like four and a half.
- I have been there for five years.
574
00:34:23,385 --> 00:34:26,582
I type 80 words a minute,
I have a pleasant phone voice...
575
00:34:28,185 --> 00:34:30,653
...but you sit at the best desk
in the building.
576
00:34:30,825 --> 00:34:33,100
You're the one in the in-crowd.
577
00:34:33,545 --> 00:34:37,140
- You think I'm in the in-crowd?
- I see you in all the important meetings.
578
00:34:38,385 --> 00:34:40,694
You're on the fast track.
579
00:34:40,865 --> 00:34:42,537
Well, that's all about to change.
580
00:34:43,065 --> 00:34:45,784
I have witnesses
who saw you attack Danny...
581
00:34:46,505 --> 00:34:48,496
...and when Mr. Angel hears
I saved him...
582
00:34:48,785 --> 00:34:51,743
...your job will be mine
by the end of the day.
583
00:34:54,705 --> 00:34:57,344
You're forgetting one thing.
I kind of have the advantage.
584
00:34:58,745 --> 00:35:00,622
- Kind of not.
- Oh.
585
00:35:03,305 --> 00:35:04,738
I should've smelled you!
586
00:35:07,425 --> 00:35:10,144
You would've if you wore less
of that tacky perfume.
587
00:35:15,985 --> 00:35:18,419
Chanel's not tacky!
588
00:35:21,425 --> 00:35:23,575
I saw you at that bar,
and I said to myself:
589
00:35:23,745 --> 00:35:26,054
"This is it, Tamika.
This is your chance."
590
00:35:26,585 --> 00:35:29,736
So I slipped a roofie in your drink
while you were slutting it up.
591
00:35:30,185 --> 00:35:33,143
Then I followed you back
to your place with that guy.
592
00:35:33,305 --> 00:35:37,457
I waited till you passed out,
then I broke in, had myself a little snack.
593
00:35:37,665 --> 00:35:39,417
That is just...
594
00:35:39,585 --> 00:35:41,735
I am so gonna kick your ass!
595
00:35:41,985 --> 00:35:43,623
Dust can't kick.
596
00:36:16,105 --> 00:36:17,982
You're gonna tell Angel the truth.
597
00:36:18,185 --> 00:36:21,018
Wanna know the first thing I'll do
when I get your desk?
598
00:36:21,225 --> 00:36:25,264
Smash all of those stupid,
ugly-ass unicorns!
599
00:36:28,505 --> 00:36:31,895
And then you're gonna tell Angel
how you stole my Thermos...
600
00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:35,694
...and filled it with human blood,
and how you tricked me...
601
00:36:39,105 --> 00:36:43,496
My lips? Sealed.
The key? Lost it.
602
00:36:46,025 --> 00:36:48,414
[SPEAKING IN VINJI LANGUAGE]
603
00:36:55,665 --> 00:36:58,225
- Funny how that wasn't on the tape.
- They still want a...
604
00:36:58,385 --> 00:37:00,296
[IN VINJI LANGUAGE]:
605
00:37:09,985 --> 00:37:12,374
I didn't mean to do that yet.
606
00:37:13,625 --> 00:37:16,298
[IN VINJI LANGUAGE]:
607
00:37:22,865 --> 00:37:25,538
I can explain...?
608
00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:33,980
You should've just come to me.
609
00:37:34,665 --> 00:37:36,860
Gee, I wish I'd thought
of telling her that.
610
00:37:37,065 --> 00:37:39,659
I'm really, really sorry, you guys.
611
00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:42,578
I wouldn't have hit you
and put you in the closet...
612
00:37:42,745 --> 00:37:45,305
...if I didn't have a really good reason.
613
00:37:45,465 --> 00:37:47,342
It's just...
614
00:37:48,105 --> 00:37:50,619
I was scared, and...
615
00:37:54,745 --> 00:37:58,101
I know you never wanted me
as your assistant, and...
616
00:38:00,105 --> 00:38:02,619
Okay, I've made some bad choices.
617
00:38:02,785 --> 00:38:06,380
I mean, it's not like I have a soul.
I have to try a lot harder.
618
00:38:09,105 --> 00:38:10,857
WESLEY:
How's it going in there?
619
00:38:11,225 --> 00:38:14,217
Well, so far no heads are rolling.
How about in here?
620
00:38:14,505 --> 00:38:18,293
Harmony could've handled it better,
but she didn't kill anyone.
621
00:38:20,265 --> 00:38:24,656
You'll be clean in two days,
but I'll be watching you.
622
00:38:28,185 --> 00:38:30,016
I know.
623
00:38:30,185 --> 00:38:33,302
He won't have
to be watching, because...
624
00:38:34,345 --> 00:38:37,655
I'll just pack up my desk.
625
00:38:42,025 --> 00:38:43,902
ANGEL:
Harmony...
626
00:38:44,465 --> 00:38:46,899
...just bring us some coffee.
627
00:38:54,145 --> 00:38:57,581
So I save the summit by killing
the skank who tried to frame me...
628
00:38:57,745 --> 00:39:00,020
...and all I get is, "Get me some coffee."
629
00:39:00,185 --> 00:39:02,221
You believe that?
630
00:39:02,905 --> 00:39:05,578
Hey, can I get another,
but with a little umbrella?
631
00:39:05,745 --> 00:39:08,339
BARTENDER: We're out.
- Right. Figures.
632
00:39:08,505 --> 00:39:11,065
Yeah, life's an ever-loving bitch, isn't it?
633
00:39:11,225 --> 00:39:12,624
What are you doing here?
634
00:39:12,785 --> 00:39:15,345
At the moment,
hearing a bit of your story of woe.
635
00:39:15,505 --> 00:39:17,700
But what happened to Europe?
636
00:39:17,865 --> 00:39:20,618
Aren't you supposed to be
slayer-chasing or something?
637
00:39:20,785 --> 00:39:24,016
I was on my way.
Had a boat ticket and all.
638
00:39:24,225 --> 00:39:26,864
Then I put a little thinking into it.
639
00:39:27,025 --> 00:39:30,381
A man can't go out in a bloody
blaze of glory saving the world...
640
00:39:30,585 --> 00:39:32,223
...and show up three months later...
641
00:39:32,385 --> 00:39:34,819
...getting off a cruise ship
in the south of France.
642
00:39:35,265 --> 00:39:39,304
I mean, I'd love to,
don't get me wrong, but...
643
00:39:39,465 --> 00:39:41,217
It's hard to top an exit like that.
644
00:39:41,425 --> 00:39:44,815
Come on. Girls don't care
about stuff like that.
645
00:39:44,985 --> 00:39:48,534
Just one look at you,
and she'll forget herself.
646
00:39:48,825 --> 00:39:52,977
She'll get all tingly, and it won't matter
how horribly you treated her in the past...
647
00:39:53,145 --> 00:39:54,737
...how you took her for granted...
648
00:39:54,945 --> 00:39:56,617
Hey, I never took her for gr...
649
00:39:58,465 --> 00:40:00,057
Oh.
650
00:40:02,705 --> 00:40:04,343
[SIGHS]
651
00:40:04,665 --> 00:40:07,577
Well, I'd expect Buffy'd be
happy enough to see me.
652
00:40:07,825 --> 00:40:11,101
It's just I gave up my life for her,
the world...
653
00:40:11,425 --> 00:40:16,863
...and if I show up now, flesh and bone,
my grand finale won't hold much weight.
654
00:40:17,705 --> 00:40:19,343
All of it...
655
00:40:19,505 --> 00:40:21,302
...won't matter.
656
00:40:22,505 --> 00:40:25,542
Yeah. Not mattering.
657
00:40:25,705 --> 00:40:28,139
I know that feeling well.
658
00:40:28,305 --> 00:40:31,342
Oh, come on, Harm.
You matter to someone.
659
00:40:32,625 --> 00:40:35,185
- I do?
- Yeah.
660
00:40:35,345 --> 00:40:38,178
Girl tried to frame you, didn't she?
Must've mattered to her.
661
00:40:38,585 --> 00:40:40,462
Everybody's talking about it.
662
00:40:40,625 --> 00:40:42,343
You're right.
663
00:40:43,105 --> 00:40:46,780
That girl hated me.
She wanted me dead.
664
00:40:48,705 --> 00:40:50,104
I matter.
665
00:40:50,385 --> 00:40:52,103
Yeah.
666
00:41:35,825 --> 00:41:37,816
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667
00:41:37,985 --> 00:41:39,976
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