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ANGEL: Previously:
WESLEY: His son's part of the prophecy.
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LINWOOD: The Nyazian scroll said
it wouldn't be born.
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Darla died during childbirth.
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HOLTZ:
She sacrificed herself for the child.
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I'm his family. My job is
to be everything for him.
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- We have to get that baby.
- Bogey at the back door!
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WESLEY:
Everyone will come for him.
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- No one will touch this child.
- The visions are killing me.
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Humans can't handle the visions.
Only demons can.
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So demonize me already.
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We have to solve my vision.
The one I'm having now.
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- Cordy...
- What?
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ARCHIVIST: Holtz, Daniel.
Vampire killer. Circa 1754.
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I know what it's like to grieve.
I want to help you.
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Stay the hell away from me.
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[GROWLS]
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HOLTZ: I'll teach you to fight.
- What's in it for you?
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HOLTZ: Help me kill a vampire.
JUSTINE: You don't need me.
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HOLTZ:
I do. This vampire is strong.
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ANGEL:
Sixty. Seventy. Eighty.
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One. Two. Three.
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CORDELIA:
Angel.
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How's the Connor fund?
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ANGEL: There was $ 1.83 in change
in the cushions.
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That's perfectly good money
just laying around.
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- How's it going?
FRED: Moments away.
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Make that bigger.
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Bold but, you know, tasteful.
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Tasteful. Sure.
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You are so cute. Yes, you are.
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You're just the best little boy
in the whole world.
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- How's my little man?
CORDELIA: Where has his father been?
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Papa's got mouths to feed.
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I have a mouth too.
Always have had one.
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Kind of known for it,
and we've fed it fine for years. Yes.
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Angel, I'm glad you wanna
take care of your son. I am.
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Just don't lose sight of the mission.
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We have to earn money.
Not just for Connor.
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First and foremost,
we work for The Powers.
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Help the helpless.
Promise me we won't neglect that.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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I promise. I promise. Well?
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We hired some guys.
6000 of these all over town.
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Nice! I'd call me. Wouldn't you?
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Hey, the website's up. We're live.
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ANGEL:
We're live, little guy. Come on.
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Beautiful. We're online.
We got flyers, yellow pages.
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Welcome to a new era
of Angel Investigations.
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All we do now is wait for that phone
to ring and the money to roll in.
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Because someone's gotta clothe and
educate and feed this little guy, huh?
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[GURGLES]
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Yep. All we have to do is wait.
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It's just a matter of time.
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Don't worry. This town's full
of people with problems.
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Come on, come on!
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Come on!
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Fabrizio's Pizza.
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Is this the right phone number?
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Provider
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[HUMS]
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That's the last of them.
Six thousand new ones.
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WESLEY: Adorable.
GUNN: So sweet.
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- I meant the baby.
- I meant the hot mama.
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- Sorry about the mix-up.
- We can't afford more mistakes.
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Making mistakes costs money and
money's our number one priority. Lorne.
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If this is about the baby
formula I snagged, sorry.
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It was that or a glass of pig's blood.
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By the way, baby formula
and Kahlua, not bad.
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Find out what Holtz is up to.
He's out there. We can't forget it.
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- He's our number one priority.
- I thought...
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Finding Holtz and making money
are our two priorities.
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Helping the helpless, Holtz...
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...and making money are
our three number one priorities.
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Hey, look, we've got
some hits on our website!
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[PHONE RINGS]
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WESLEY: Angel Investigations.
May I help you?
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Angel Investigations.
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WESLEY: Absolutely.
- We're in business.
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You should be thanking me.
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For disobeying an order?
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For dusting two vamps.
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Two vampires from whom
I had told you to walk away.
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- Guess I misunderstood.
- Which is why we're here.
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Would a couple light bulbs
and some plumbing kill you?
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We are here to determine
whether or not...
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...you have the commitment
necessary for the work at hand.
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At hand? That's a joke, right?
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Why are you wasting my time?
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What do you want from me?
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I just told you. Commitment.
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Something you must now
convince me you have.
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So I've explained why
I'm doing this. Why are you?
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Let's just say feeling something
is better than feeling nothing.
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Take it out anytime you like.
If you're here when I return...
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...we'll consider the next phase
of our partnership.
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Welcome to Angel Investigations, Mr...
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...Bleeshusengrung.
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Have a seat and an associate
will be right with you.
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ANGEL: Lorne, non-human on deck.
HOST: Coming.
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[HOST CLICKS TONGUE]
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The guys with the face plates,
they're Nahdrahs.
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I speak their lingo, sort of.
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They have a job for our leader
and a lot of money.
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- Let's not keep them waiting.
- Our leader being Wesley.
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They saw his web articles on DNA
fusion comparisons in Tri-ped demons.
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Wesley, Wesley.
Talk to the Nahdrahs.
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- Office free? It's kind of personal.
- Yeah, go.
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This keeps up, we may
have to incorporate, huh?
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- We're getting stretched thin here.
- We can handle it.
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Really? Why don't you handle it by
picking up lines two, three and four?
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Angel Investigations.
Your problems are ours.
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Okay, how urgent is it?
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What do you do for a living?
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Good company. You own it?
Okay, hold on. Pen, paper, quick.
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I don't sleep. I'm afraid to go out
or answer the phone.
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I hate stalkers.
We'll put a stop to it. Have a seat.
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ALLISON:
Thank you.
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GUNN: So do you know who this guy is?
- Yeah. It's Brian, my ex-boyfriend.
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- Have you been to the police?
- Yeah.
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They act like I'm some kind of nut.
Like I'm just making it up.
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The cops don't do a thing
till somebody's dead.
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- Somebody is dead.
- Who?
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Brian. Isn't that the kind
of stuff you guys deal with?
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All the time. So your dead boyfriend
is stalking you?
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Well, I mean,
he's not my boyfriend now.
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WESLEY: The article I'm currently
writing posits a formula...
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...for the genome mapping
of creatures without genes.
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[CLICKS TONGUE]
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It's an exciting arena.
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One we can download at I'll-never-
know-the-love-of-a-woman dot-com.
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Let's get to business.
They wanna buy your head.
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A little rusty with the lingo.
I should clarify that.
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[CLICKING TONGUES]
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They want your mind.
They're celebrating the prince's...
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It's like a birthday,
only they're disgorged, not born.
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They need you to solve a puzzle
so they can give it to him.
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- Could be interesting.
- They're puzzle people.
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Did you see their tunics?
Geometric shapes.
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Each a prime number,
if you count the edges...
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...arranged in order
of exponential accumulation.
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Yes, I did... not notice that at all.
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They wanna know why your girlfriend
was pointing. I better tell them.
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She's not my... Silly.
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- Did I say something wrong?
- No, no, no, they liked you.
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So much they ran away?
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They either have to consult
with the prince or eat a monkey.
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Wes, I think I need you.
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Great. I'm on my way.
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- Big case. Gotta run. Here.
- Oh.
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ANGEL: He needs changing.
Oh, and a bottle, 3:00.
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Hi, there.
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Right. Yeah, okay.
That's good for us.
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Tell him a six-month million-dollar
guarantee, and we'll cover the cost.
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Yeah. No, I get that. But we
need a decision by tomorrow.
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Somebody walked into my office.
I'll call you.
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- Mr. Angel.
- Just Angel.
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Harlan Elster.
Thanks for meeting me.
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No problem. I know what it's like when
your name's on the letterhead and...
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- You're not exactly what I pictured.
- No?
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You're pretty well-coifed. You're not
afraid to get a little mussed, are you?
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That's what you'll be
just by going in there.
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- In where?
- 83rd and Vermont.
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Used to be low-income housing.
Now it's a nest.
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Boarded-up windows, no electricity,
sewer access. They like it dark.
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- Vampires.
- Whole gang.
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Those photos were taken
by the last guy.
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What happened to him?
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He got mussed.
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You have much experience
with vampires?
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- Some.
- Well, not like these.
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They're not out for blood.
They want money.
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- Money?
- Yeah, I know.
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Whoever heard of a vampire
out to make a buck, right?
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They're putting the squeeze
on businessmen.
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We pay them a protection fee,
and they don't eat our employees.
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- They're demanding $5000 by midnight.
- Wow.
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I'm prepared to pay you 10
to make this problem go away.
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Five thousand now.
Remainder when the job's finished.
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That would make 10.
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Which is more than
they're asking you for.
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- But this isn't about money.
- No, of course it's not...
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...about that, money.
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I'll get right on this.
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- Thanks.
- Sure.
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- What are you doing in my office?
- Mr. Elster.
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[JUSTINE GASPS]
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Decided to stick around.
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You asked me what I wanted from you.
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Go out and find others like you.
People who have suffered as we have.
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People with the same rage,
the same fire.
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You'll know them when you see them.
Their eyes will look like this feels.
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[SCREAMS]
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HOLTZ: Are we clear? Have we learned
our lessons, Justine?
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We're clear.
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You son of a bitch.
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Is this country great, or what?
5000 smackaroos.
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All I have to do to get 5000 more
is clean out a vamp nest.
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- Where's Wes and Gunn?
- On a case.
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A young woman's dead boyfriend
is stalking her.
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- That's terrible. Did you...?
- I ran her credit.
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Nice. How's my little magna cum laude,
Notre Dame, class of 2020?
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I don't think it's a great idea to be
working on so many cases at once.
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What if we're out making money and
some poor devil comes in for our help?
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- Buon giorno, everybody!
ANGEL: Have you been drinking?
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I can hold my liquor. Unfortunately
I can't say the same for fire water.
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- Aren't they the same?
- Hey, Fred.
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This is special fire water, used
to loosen up my Gar-wawk snitch.
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They light the water on fire and
a bong and look out, Houston!
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ANGEL: You learn anything about Holtz?
- Yeah. He's not fond of you.
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I'm led to believe that he
and his Grapplers had plans to... you.
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- Is my breath stinky?
- Yeah.
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Holtz is using the Grapplers
as soldiers.
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No, he poisoned them, and he's
looking for human replacements.
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- We know where he is?
- I got rats looking all over town.
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Not real rats, except two of them.
I don't feel good.
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We've got company.
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[NAHDRAHS CLICKING TONGUES]
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Lorne? It's all
snap-crackle-pop to me.
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These are the guys that wanted Wesley.
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- Not anymore. Now they want Fred.
ANGEL: For what?
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They think she can solve the puzzle
they wanna give to their prince.
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- They weren't offended, but impressed.
- Really?
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Where would she have to go
and how long would it take?
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They live on a barge
docked in the marina.
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And a day or two. Depends on
how long it takes her to solve it.
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- You game?
- Sure.
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You have to go.
Tell them it won't be cheap.
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They're getting two employees.
That's salary, per diem, overtime.
232
00:17:15,985 --> 00:17:18,499
Okay, okay.
233
00:17:21,345 --> 00:17:26,260
They apologize for the paltry offering
and hope you'll accept... $50,000?!
234
00:17:26,425 --> 00:17:27,414
- Fifty...
...thousand...
235
00:17:27,585 --> 00:17:28,700
...dollars?
236
00:17:29,705 --> 00:17:31,821
We accept.
237
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:43,896
I consider myself independent,
and it's hard to ask for help...
238
00:17:44,065 --> 00:17:46,898
...but it feels good
for you to be here.
239
00:17:47,105 --> 00:17:49,903
That woman's right.
You inspire confidence.
240
00:17:50,065 --> 00:17:54,217
- Which woman?
- Brunette. Really cute. Texan, maybe.
241
00:17:54,385 --> 00:17:55,898
- Fred.
- Fred.
242
00:17:56,865 --> 00:17:59,823
Said I inspire confidence.
243
00:17:59,985 --> 00:18:04,581
- The comment was directed at me.
- Really? Because I don't think so.
244
00:18:04,785 --> 00:18:08,460
Here, this is Brian.
Not exactly a rocket scientist.
245
00:18:08,665 --> 00:18:10,621
But he's so sweet.
246
00:18:10,825 --> 00:18:14,420
Ever meet somebody and know
you belong together? It feels...
247
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:16,855
- Comfortable.
- Comfortable.
248
00:18:17,025 --> 00:18:21,098
- You read the same science journals.
- Laugh at the same jokes.
249
00:18:21,265 --> 00:18:24,780
And the sex.
Oh, God, do I miss the sex.
250
00:18:24,945 --> 00:18:26,663
- Tell me about it.
WESLEY: Hm.
251
00:18:26,825 --> 00:18:31,023
So explain this. How can Brian
be stalking me if he's dead?
252
00:18:31,185 --> 00:18:33,653
Witchcraft, black magic, voodoo...
253
00:18:33,825 --> 00:18:37,022
...zombification,
demon possession, vampirism.
254
00:18:37,185 --> 00:18:39,494
Why's he here?
What does he want?
255
00:18:39,705 --> 00:18:43,664
Perhaps he left something unfinished.
Something he wants to say.
256
00:18:43,865 --> 00:18:46,220
He may just want
to eat your intestines.
257
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:50,577
We don't know that he's a zombie.
And the flesh-eating's a myth.
258
00:18:50,785 --> 00:18:54,903
Zombies mangle, mutilate
and occasionally wear human flesh.
259
00:18:55,105 --> 00:18:57,744
So there's no reason
to be frightened.
260
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:07,225
Right, then. Zombie it is.
261
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:12,614
[HOST GROANS]
262
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:13,979
FRED:
Are you okay?
263
00:19:14,185 --> 00:19:17,177
HOST: I was seasick when
we were still on dry land.
264
00:19:17,345 --> 00:19:21,623
- Do I look greener than usual?
FRED: A little.
265
00:19:25,905 --> 00:19:31,582
Nice decor. It's sort of a Jules Verne
meets Leona Helmsley.
266
00:19:32,105 --> 00:19:34,380
Come on.
267
00:19:35,785 --> 00:19:39,744
Oh, great.
They want to take our picture.
268
00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:43,014
HOST:
Oh, terrific.
269
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,977
This is the puzzle.
270
00:19:45,145 --> 00:19:48,535
I'm guessing it fits together in a sort
of algorismic sequence.
271
00:19:48,705 --> 00:19:51,503
HOST: Mm.
- Any hints?
272
00:19:52,905 --> 00:19:59,094
Just one. He said if they knew
how to do it, you wouldn't be here.
273
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:04,134
So... Causation corollary.
274
00:20:05,185 --> 00:20:07,494
Causatum corollary.
275
00:20:08,585 --> 00:20:14,023
Are we talking a closed curve
in a simply connected domain of zero?
276
00:20:14,185 --> 00:20:16,494
That would be too easy, wouldn't it?
277
00:20:16,665 --> 00:20:20,214
HOST:
Oh, hors d'oeuvres. I couldn't.
278
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,661
I had eyeballs and insects
for breakfast.
279
00:20:37,705 --> 00:20:42,176
ANGEL: Aren't we just the scary
serial vamps...
280
00:20:42,345 --> 00:20:45,462
...with the spooky lair?
281
00:20:46,825 --> 00:20:51,899
And the taking of the trophies
of our victims?
282
00:20:54,065 --> 00:20:55,783
Lame.
283
00:20:55,945 --> 00:20:58,061
[FOOTSTEPS]
284
00:21:27,345 --> 00:21:31,497
Next time you hit the yard sales,
avoid the wooden furniture.
285
00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:33,981
I hear wicker's nice.
286
00:21:37,705 --> 00:21:40,503
ANGEL:
Oh, great. Two more.
287
00:21:40,705 --> 00:21:43,060
Dibs on the coat.
288
00:21:46,785 --> 00:21:49,697
ANGEL: Excuse me.
ELSTER: What do you want?
289
00:21:49,865 --> 00:21:54,575
- I'm looking for Harlan Elster.
- I'm Harlan Elster.
290
00:21:54,985 --> 00:21:57,055
- That's bad.
- How's it bad?
291
00:21:57,225 --> 00:22:03,061
Well, because the Harlan Elster
I'm looking for gave me this.
292
00:22:06,105 --> 00:22:11,975
Really? Well, he gave me this.
At least mine's real.
293
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:16,174
The man who forged my name,
your height? Less beat up?
294
00:22:16,345 --> 00:22:17,619
Yeah, that's him.
295
00:22:17,825 --> 00:22:22,455
Sam Ryan. Used to work for me.
Fired him six months ago.
296
00:22:22,665 --> 00:22:25,463
He came to me to bankroll
his kooky scheme.
297
00:22:25,665 --> 00:22:29,294
- Kooky scheme?
- He's been off since his friend died.
298
00:22:29,465 --> 00:22:34,141
Wanted me to pay some ghostbuster
to clean out an abandoned rat-hole.
299
00:22:34,305 --> 00:22:37,934
He was convinced vampires
were nesting there.
300
00:22:38,305 --> 00:22:41,103
Some people would take advantage
of a guy like that.
301
00:22:41,265 --> 00:22:43,460
Yeah. Yeah.
302
00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:48,176
Immortals living in a rat-infested
building, guarding their treasure.
303
00:22:48,345 --> 00:22:50,381
Right.
304
00:22:50,865 --> 00:22:52,344
Treasure?
305
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:58,177
There's an ascending and descending
causation instantly proved by...
306
00:22:58,345 --> 00:22:59,983
...that.
307
00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:02,215
I think I'm onto something here.
308
00:23:02,385 --> 00:23:06,378
Yeah, me too. Unfortunately
it requires a vomitorium.
309
00:23:06,545 --> 00:23:09,821
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
310
00:23:13,705 --> 00:23:16,424
I'll just go use the facilities.
Keep up the good work.
311
00:23:16,585 --> 00:23:18,223
Thanks.
312
00:23:37,185 --> 00:23:39,335
[SQUEALING]
313
00:23:45,665 --> 00:23:46,893
[CLICKING]
314
00:24:24,825 --> 00:24:27,385
[GROANS]
315
00:25:12,585 --> 00:25:15,145
[CORDELIA GRUNTS]
316
00:25:21,585 --> 00:25:27,933
Hm. Well, I figured it was a long shot.
But I really can float, you know.
317
00:25:28,105 --> 00:25:32,144
Well, I did at one time
during my last vision.
318
00:25:32,305 --> 00:25:35,900
Somebody needs a change.
319
00:25:36,105 --> 00:25:37,857
Before that, believe me...
320
00:25:38,025 --> 00:25:42,382
...there was no "floaty at peace
with my destiny" to the visions.
321
00:25:42,545 --> 00:25:46,060
There was just killer pain.
322
00:25:46,225 --> 00:25:48,978
Unfortunately,
that's not an exaggeration.
323
00:25:49,145 --> 00:25:51,022
They really were killing me.
324
00:25:51,185 --> 00:25:55,463
So The Powers That Be
put a little demon in me.
325
00:25:55,865 --> 00:25:58,777
And as far as side effects go...
326
00:25:58,945 --> 00:26:03,063
...the visions are a breeze now.
327
00:26:03,265 --> 00:26:06,496
I don't know
what else might be in store.
328
00:26:06,665 --> 00:26:10,897
I'm keeping an eye out
for horns and a tail.
329
00:26:11,065 --> 00:26:16,742
It just occurred to me what
a weird life you're in for, little guy.
330
00:26:16,905 --> 00:26:21,342
Your Aunt Cordy gets visions
and your daddy's a...
331
00:26:21,505 --> 00:26:24,463
Well, you won't see him
aging a whole lot...
332
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:27,219
...or catching surf and sun in Malibu.
333
00:26:27,385 --> 00:26:32,857
But he is a good man, a champion,
and he loves you very much.
334
00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:35,858
Plus he's quite the natty dresser.
335
00:26:36,425 --> 00:26:40,862
And your daddy's out right now
fighting evil for money.
336
00:27:07,065 --> 00:27:10,774
- Give it back.
- I've earned it. Is it a Rolex?
337
00:27:10,945 --> 00:27:12,742
- Timex.
- Ah.
338
00:27:12,905 --> 00:27:17,933
Considering the trouble you went
through, we know it's not just a watch.
339
00:27:18,105 --> 00:27:22,940
- That's true. It's not.
- Probably worth more than 10 grand.
340
00:27:23,105 --> 00:27:24,936
A lot more.
341
00:27:25,105 --> 00:27:28,620
What's it do? Open a portal?
Raise an army?
342
00:27:28,785 --> 00:27:33,700
It glows in the dark.
Probably about all it will do now.
343
00:27:33,865 --> 00:27:36,459
They cracked it
when they took it off him.
344
00:27:36,665 --> 00:27:40,977
I told him to let them have it,
but he wouldn't give it up.
345
00:27:41,145 --> 00:27:46,617
- It was the first thing I bought him.
- These vampires killed your friend.
346
00:27:46,785 --> 00:27:50,380
I'm sorry about what I did.
I didn't know what to do.
347
00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:53,941
- So you lied to me.
- I'm sorry.
348
00:27:54,105 --> 00:27:58,815
I didn't kill three vampires for
nothing. Ten grand, that was the deal.
349
00:27:58,985 --> 00:28:01,135
- Seven.
- Fine, I'll take seven.
350
00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:04,581
You said three vampires.
There were seven.
351
00:28:04,745 --> 00:28:06,224
[RATTLING]
352
00:28:07,905 --> 00:28:11,500
- Which would make four more?
- Four more.
353
00:28:12,945 --> 00:28:17,257
You're gonna discover there's
a lot of cool things in this world.
354
00:28:17,425 --> 00:28:20,656
Fifty grand,
way up there on the list.
355
00:28:21,225 --> 00:28:25,616
We're just gonna lock this up
in the safe and...
356
00:28:26,025 --> 00:28:28,095
Right after this vision.
357
00:28:36,905 --> 00:28:41,057
Oh, God.
Fred, don't solve that puzzle.
358
00:28:42,145 --> 00:28:45,023
Shouldn't be long now.
359
00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:52,858
Do you know how much longer we'll be?
I've got plans this evening.
360
00:28:54,385 --> 00:28:57,536
WESLEY: We've taken every precaution,
secured every entrance...
361
00:28:57,705 --> 00:28:58,820
[GLASS SHATTERING]
362
00:28:58,985 --> 00:29:01,374
With the exception of the skylight.
363
00:29:01,545 --> 00:29:05,094
Allie! Allie, baby, I just...
364
00:29:08,225 --> 00:29:10,455
WESLEY:
Into the bedroom!
365
00:29:21,105 --> 00:29:26,463
Well, your Uncle Wes and Uncle Gunn,
not picking up either.
366
00:29:26,625 --> 00:29:32,461
And your daddy, he doesn't know how
to work voice mail or keep a promise.
367
00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:37,221
So we'll go down to the marina,
return the money...
368
00:29:37,385 --> 00:29:40,855
...and explain it was all
a big mistake.
369
00:29:43,025 --> 00:29:44,344
[THUMPING]
370
00:29:44,505 --> 00:29:46,143
BRIAN:
Allie, why won't you talk to me?
371
00:29:46,305 --> 00:29:49,297
Because you're dead! Now, go away!
372
00:29:49,465 --> 00:29:53,663
I'm paying good money here.
Can you please get rid of him?
373
00:30:00,225 --> 00:30:02,819
Just give me another chance, baby.
374
00:30:02,985 --> 00:30:06,102
- Who are they?
- We're protecting her from you.
375
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:09,695
Protection?
I thought you were dating them.
376
00:30:09,865 --> 00:30:12,425
This is exactly
why I broke up with you.
377
00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:16,300
You're suffocating me. Now, get lost!
378
00:30:28,065 --> 00:30:31,501
WESLEY: What's he doing?
- Pouting.
379
00:30:31,665 --> 00:30:34,179
Okay, that's it.
380
00:30:36,425 --> 00:30:41,215
You know, this is so typical of you.
You're all bluster, then you pout.
381
00:30:41,425 --> 00:30:45,179
BRIAN: I thought we had fun together.
- We did. But you're needy.
382
00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:46,903
Needy? Because I cared?
383
00:30:47,105 --> 00:30:50,063
Caring didn't entitle you to read
my diary, follow me...
384
00:30:50,225 --> 00:30:53,900
I never... Okay, I read your diary.
385
00:30:54,065 --> 00:30:56,818
Does that give you any reason
to poison me?
386
00:30:58,305 --> 00:31:00,182
What?
387
00:31:00,785 --> 00:31:03,743
- You'll believe a zombie?
- She killed you?
388
00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:06,982
- I'd forgive her if she took me back.
- You're kidding.
389
00:31:07,145 --> 00:31:08,942
BRIAN:
No.
390
00:31:09,225 --> 00:31:14,299
I've seen the guys you're going out
with, and you're not having any fun.
391
00:31:14,465 --> 00:31:18,299
Come on. Let's give it another shot.
392
00:31:18,505 --> 00:31:22,214
What do you say, baby? Me and you.
393
00:31:22,385 --> 00:31:27,664
- I can't. It's creepy.
- Come on. I miss you.
394
00:31:28,265 --> 00:31:34,101
Well, I don't know.
Maybe I was a little...
395
00:31:35,065 --> 00:31:37,295
...hasty.
396
00:31:46,185 --> 00:31:48,779
Will that be cash or charge?
397
00:31:48,945 --> 00:31:51,379
All right, you're kidding me, right?
398
00:31:51,545 --> 00:31:54,617
Sorry. I don't get paid,
I can't fight.
399
00:31:54,825 --> 00:31:59,262
- I can't hold this by myself.
- Yeah, I see that.
400
00:31:59,425 --> 00:32:01,814
- They're coming through.
- Okay.
401
00:32:01,985 --> 00:32:05,295
I'll help barricade it. But that's it.
402
00:32:07,585 --> 00:32:10,145
I'm sorry I lied to you.
403
00:32:10,305 --> 00:32:13,581
You did the wrong thing.
Your heart was in the right place.
404
00:32:13,745 --> 00:32:16,976
- Your motives were noble.
- Thank you.
405
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:21,463
- I've been accused of nobility.
- Well, then you understand.
406
00:32:21,625 --> 00:32:25,584
Being a champion's not all
good deeds and happy endings.
407
00:32:25,745 --> 00:32:29,658
A lot goes on behind the scenes.
People don't consider that.
408
00:32:29,825 --> 00:32:33,420
- We got real trouble here.
- We can work something out.
409
00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:35,064
- Own a car?
- The bank owns it.
410
00:32:35,225 --> 00:32:37,261
- House?
- I rent.
411
00:32:37,425 --> 00:32:38,744
How's your credit?
412
00:32:38,945 --> 00:32:41,982
I spent everything I had
tracking these guys.
413
00:32:42,145 --> 00:32:46,935
I don't know what to say. I can't kill
on deferment. Sets a precedent.
414
00:32:56,505 --> 00:32:58,735
Oh, it was nothing.
415
00:32:58,905 --> 00:33:02,375
Are we going somewhere to celebrate?
416
00:33:02,545 --> 00:33:06,060
Say, has anyone seen
my friend with the horns?
417
00:33:06,225 --> 00:33:10,457
He wasn't feeling so good,
and I'm a little worried about him.
418
00:33:13,305 --> 00:33:15,500
And me, now.
419
00:33:15,665 --> 00:33:19,977
Yeah, I know.
We're in a bit of a situation here.
420
00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:27,378
Oh, God. I don't have
to marry him, do I?
421
00:33:27,545 --> 00:33:32,335
In fact, no. And that's something
we can be grateful for.
422
00:33:32,505 --> 00:33:34,177
What are they gonna do?
423
00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:38,861
The prince's head, or heads,
wear out every so often and they...
424
00:33:39,025 --> 00:33:40,902
Cut off someone else's
and give him a new one?
425
00:33:41,065 --> 00:33:42,180
Uh...
426
00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:46,900
Lorne, help! Help!
427
00:33:47,065 --> 00:33:48,054
[WHISTLING]
428
00:33:48,225 --> 00:33:51,979
Hey! I'd just like a word here.
429
00:33:53,905 --> 00:33:56,863
You guys are so gonna
get your butts kicked.
430
00:33:57,025 --> 00:33:58,174
- Lorne.
- Sorry.
431
00:33:58,385 --> 00:34:00,740
I yield
to the person not tied up.
432
00:34:00,945 --> 00:34:02,424
- Translate.
HOST: Okay.
433
00:34:02,585 --> 00:34:05,463
There's been
a terrible misunderstanding.
434
00:34:07,785 --> 00:34:12,540
And I know you're men of honor,
and I know we can make an exchange...
435
00:34:12,745 --> 00:34:15,259
...in a civilized manner.
436
00:34:17,465 --> 00:34:19,774
[CLICKS TONGUE]
437
00:34:19,945 --> 00:34:22,778
We return your gift,
and you return Fred.
438
00:34:22,985 --> 00:34:25,499
Sorry, but we need her head at work.
439
00:34:25,705 --> 00:34:29,903
- Firmly attached to her body.
- That goes without saying.
440
00:34:30,105 --> 00:34:32,016
- Say it.
- Oh.
441
00:34:37,865 --> 00:34:42,143
I told them what they had to do
and what would happen if they didn't.
442
00:34:42,545 --> 00:34:45,298
We are in no position to threaten.
443
00:34:45,465 --> 00:34:48,741
Sure we are. Angel, Wes
and Gunn can take them.
444
00:34:48,905 --> 00:34:53,660
- Where are they, anyway?
- Out making money.
445
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:59,582
So when I said they were surrounded
by warriors, I was stretching the truth?
446
00:35:00,185 --> 00:35:03,018
Just enough to get us all killed.
447
00:35:12,905 --> 00:35:15,100
[VAMPIRES GROANING]
448
00:35:15,425 --> 00:35:18,178
What about the complimentary
barricading?
449
00:35:18,385 --> 00:35:21,695
ANGEL: It's gonna give.
I'm getting you out of here.
450
00:35:22,665 --> 00:35:26,738
- Let's go.
- No, you go.
451
00:35:26,905 --> 00:35:29,180
- What?
- I'm not leaving. I can't.
452
00:35:29,345 --> 00:35:32,621
- You can take four vampires alone?
- Probably not.
453
00:35:32,785 --> 00:35:36,494
But they killed Jack.
If I run now, I'll run forever.
454
00:35:36,665 --> 00:35:39,543
Do you think this is
what Jack would want?
455
00:35:39,745 --> 00:35:45,502
I think Jack would want to be here,
but that's never gonna happen.
456
00:35:49,865 --> 00:35:55,542
You take on a job in good faith,
you expect to be compensated.
457
00:35:55,705 --> 00:36:01,098
You provide the best service
you can offer. Quality service.
458
00:36:03,185 --> 00:36:08,054
But there's overhead, there's rent,
three phone lines, advertising.
459
00:36:08,225 --> 00:36:11,137
It adds up. Here.
460
00:36:11,305 --> 00:36:13,500
Thank you. I can't even
begin to express my...
461
00:36:13,665 --> 00:36:15,383
[BEEPING]
462
00:36:15,545 --> 00:36:16,614
SAM:
I owe you.
463
00:36:16,785 --> 00:36:20,380
- You're a real champion.
ANGEL: Whatever. Hello?
464
00:36:20,545 --> 00:36:23,218
Hello? Hello?
465
00:36:23,385 --> 00:36:27,139
SAM: I think that's your voice mail.
ANGEL: Damn it.
466
00:36:31,065 --> 00:36:35,581
- Lorne, do these guys have groins?
- Is that important right now?
467
00:36:35,785 --> 00:36:37,901
- Work with me here.
- I think so.
468
00:36:38,065 --> 00:36:40,977
I never knew one intimately.
469
00:36:42,545 --> 00:36:43,694
Ah!
470
00:36:43,865 --> 00:36:47,414
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh.
471
00:37:00,705 --> 00:37:02,741
[SCREAMS]
472
00:37:05,665 --> 00:37:07,735
Help! Help her!
473
00:37:07,905 --> 00:37:09,941
- Fred!
- Fred!
474
00:37:25,265 --> 00:37:29,304
Well, I guess you cut
off the snake's head...
475
00:37:30,305 --> 00:37:33,103
You piss the other snakes off.
476
00:37:36,665 --> 00:37:37,984
[GLASS SHATTERING]
477
00:37:53,985 --> 00:37:56,499
ANGEL: I should have listened to you.
- Yeah.
478
00:37:56,665 --> 00:38:01,580
- I shouldn't have left you two alone.
- Well, yeah.
479
00:38:02,465 --> 00:38:06,981
If you can keep your head when those
about you lose theirs, you're lucky.
480
00:38:07,145 --> 00:38:09,613
I could kiss you both.
481
00:38:09,785 --> 00:38:10,934
[HOST CLEARS THROAT]
482
00:38:11,105 --> 00:38:13,699
HOST: Still tied up down here.
FRED: Oh.
483
00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:19,334
HOST: My hands are turning pink.
- Can I say something?
484
00:38:21,745 --> 00:38:25,374
Money's important,
but it isn't everything.
485
00:38:28,745 --> 00:38:31,623
I got carried away.
486
00:38:35,825 --> 00:38:40,455
I just never had a life that was
totally dependent on me before.
487
00:38:42,545 --> 00:38:45,582
But that's no excuse...
488
00:38:45,745 --> 00:38:48,976
- Where was I?
- Money's not the most important...
489
00:38:49,185 --> 00:38:54,305
No, it's not.
What's important is family...
490
00:38:58,065 --> 00:39:00,533
...and the mission.
491
00:39:04,065 --> 00:39:07,853
They tried to cut Fred's head off.
We earned every penny.
492
00:39:08,345 --> 00:39:10,654
- Hold the baby.
- Uh-huh.
493
00:39:11,345 --> 00:39:14,382
GUNN:
Spending money. All right!
494
00:39:17,545 --> 00:39:20,013
[CORDELIA SINGS LULLABY]
495
00:39:25,425 --> 00:39:27,893
I'm just saying, a boat.
496
00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:31,660
No. College fund.
497
00:39:31,825 --> 00:39:37,138
Yes, college fund. And pay our bills.
498
00:39:37,705 --> 00:39:40,822
And put a down payment on a boat.
499
00:39:40,985 --> 00:39:43,783
I'm not getting a boat.
500
00:39:46,145 --> 00:39:48,659
They're fun.
501
00:39:49,505 --> 00:39:51,860
They're expensive.
502
00:39:52,025 --> 00:39:55,654
And when would I go on this boat?
503
00:39:55,825 --> 00:39:59,215
Moonlight sails.
504
00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:04,095
Okay.
505
00:40:07,985 --> 00:40:14,504
College fund, pay our bills
and rent a ski condo in Aspen.
506
00:40:14,665 --> 00:40:16,223
Ski condo?
507
00:40:16,385 --> 00:40:19,775
There's gotta be some fun
in our lives.
508
00:40:21,865 --> 00:40:24,857
I like a ski condo.
509
00:40:25,025 --> 00:40:26,981
Sure.
510
00:40:27,145 --> 00:40:30,774
Snow... Trees...
511
00:40:30,945 --> 00:40:34,733
Chipmunk robots on ice...
512
00:40:39,425 --> 00:40:43,623
Chipmunk robots on ice.
513
00:41:29,185 --> 00:41:30,174
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00:41:30,345 --> 00:41:31,334
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