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ANGEL:
Previously on Angel:
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DIRECTOR: Show the cleavage.
- Got it.
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I've been put in charge.
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What do we do, Wesley?
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GUNN:
Last night I lost one of my crew.
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- Should've been there.
- How soon can we go?
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Cordy's been sucked into Pylea.
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ANGEL:
We're going in after her.
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WESLEY: The metaphysical laws
don't seem to apply here.
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- Cordelia?
- They made me ruler.
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MAN: Your Majesty.
SILAS: The Groosalugg.
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Krevlornswath?
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My mother.
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Strike quickly and true.
Then we can eat.
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Handsome man saved me
from the monsters.
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Put their heads on sticks and display
them outside the princess' window.
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You will do what we say.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, God, please forgive me.
This is all my fault.
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Because I pardoned you,
and they wanted to teach me a lesson.
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You didn't do anything wrong.
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You didn't do anything.
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I don't like it here anymore.
I just want to go home.
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Oh, honey, I'm right there with you.
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There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb
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I know this is a bit of a shock,
but I can explain. Take it easy.
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Get it out of your system.
That's good.
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You'll have to breathe sometime.
Shut up!
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I don't have hands to cover my ears.
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- You're...
- So just please listen.
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My people, the fun-loving
Deathwok Clan...
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...cut off our heads, we go on
until you mutilate our bodies.
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They haven't gotten that far.
Backlog in the mutilation chamber.
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So if we move quickly and quietly...
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Princess, are you troubled?
We heard shrieking.
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Oh, the shrieking.
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It's the meditation
I do to help me focus...
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...on the great affairs of state
that I must manage.
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Remove the head from
our lady's presence.
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No, no, no, no!
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I like the filthy head.
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That is...
I want to defile it more.
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I'll keep it to spit upon,
and when I grow tired of that...
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...I will make it a planter.
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A traitor planter, for all to see.
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Or maybe a candy dish.
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- You may leave.
- As you wish, noble mistress.
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I'm sorry about the spittle.
I just had to think fast.
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This is unsettling for me.
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I'm sure it must be.
And after all, I only lost my head!
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Technically, my body.
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I know this is a trying experience...
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...but I don't see how yelling at me
can help matters.
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Take me to the mutilation chamber.
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I have no idea where
the mutilation chamber might be.
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I'll sit here and die, then.
Find someone who knows!
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In what temper did you find her?
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- She appeared distressed, master.
- Good.
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We'll add more heads,
so she'll remember...
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...who's the master
and who's the servant.
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Her two friends who escaped,
send a hunting party after them.
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- Yes, lord.
- The one they call Angel, what is he?
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He took apart two of my soldiers.
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He is a Van-tal. A drinker of blood.
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He can only be killed by fire,
decapitation or wood through the heart.
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Perhaps all three, just to be sure.
Hunt him down.
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It shall be done.
I will bury my spear in his rump.
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Captain, his heart is
where a cow's is. Here.
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Disgusting.
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This Angel beast has saved a slave
her rightful beheading.
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He ignores our laws
and profanes our culture.
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He does worse. He brings hope to
the cows, for if one can be free...
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...hope arises that all can be free.
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Isn't that right, Markallo?
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My lord, as it was ordained,
our lives belong to you.
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They do. Yet we live in a time
where runaways become rebels.
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Where portals open to worlds where
the clergy have not decreed them.
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Even slaves supposedly loyal to me...
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...give the enemy drawings
to our sacred devices.
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- It is not true, master.
- Don't be alarmed, Markallo.
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You did me a favor. The cows need
to know what we can do to them...
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...any time we choose.
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Please clean that up.
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"And if one of thy slaves offend thee,
thou shalt smite him down.
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And if all of thy slaves offend thee,
thou shalt smite them down...
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...even unto the very last one."
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For the crime of collaboration
you are sentenced to death.
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We're not collaborators.
We're not even from around here.
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On my count of three.
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- I should've been quiet.
- I got a plan.
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- Thank God. What is it?
- One.
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We die painfully, you go to hell
and I spend eternity with Jesus.
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Two.
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Three.
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Imperial Guards!
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This is our chance to escape!
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There they are!
Kill the otherworlders!
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I've had about enough of this world.
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I found kalla berries.
They sweeten the oatmeal.
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Well, I call it oatmeal. It's actually
Crug grains and thistles...
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...but with enough Kalla berries...
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I hope the skins are comfortable.
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I seem to remember beds.
You could sleep for hours at a time.
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I slept. It was fine.
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Hm.
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What?
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Did I snore?
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I don't remember any snoring.
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Good.
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I remember caterwauling.
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Sorry.
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I don't mind. Sometimes it
just burbles up inside you...
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...and you have to bellow a little.
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Do it all the time.
No one's around to hear.
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You'll get better
with a little rest and care.
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- I don't think so.
- Why wouldn't you?
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You saw what I turned into.
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Back in L.A. it's bad,
but here it's...
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We all got our demons.
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Okay, so maybe you got a beast in you.
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I know what it's like to be squirrelly
and a freak, with no one to...
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Does it taste like oatmeal? I forget
how things are supposed to taste.
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- Tastes good.
- Tacos!
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Sorry. I didn't mean to holler at you.
I love tacos.
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- Do they still have them back...
- Home? They didn't outlaw tacos.
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No, of course not.
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I'm trying to make
an enchilada out of treebark.
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Bark enchiladas.
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How's that going?
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There's work to be done.
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CORDELIA:
Come in!
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What may thy lowly servant
do for thee?
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You're not lowly. Get up.
You're just like me.
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Like you?
The Light That Shines Upon the Land?
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Sure.
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Is that what they really call me?
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Anyway, you have served me
long and loyally...
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...these last two-and-a-half days.
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- I'm very fond of you, Lamara.
- Marelda.
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- I knew that.
- Of course. You know all.
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You must cut my tongue.
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No cutting. What is it
with you people and mutilation?
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- We don't have a lot of entertainment.
- Can you keep a secret, Geraldo?
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Take me to the mutilation chamber.
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- This cannot be done.
- Why not?
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You would bring shame to the kingdom.
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You cannot defile your holy self
by entering such a place.
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Okay. Take off your clothes.
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ANGEL:
Can't do this in L.A.
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- Why not?
- I'll burst into flames.
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Part of the beast thing.
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So it's better for you here.
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Well, there's the sun.
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Also the thing inside that
wants to rip my friends apart.
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Krv Drpglr.
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I know these words.
They open up the portals.
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They're consonant representations...
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...of a mathematical
transfiguration formula.
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Obviously.
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I thought if you said them out loud
in order the quaking would...
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You mean opening a portal.
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It's how we got here
and how we'll get back.
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No. I tried for years and years...
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...until my tongue was swollen.
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- It doesn't work on this side.
- It does.
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A Drokken and a green warrior got
to L.A. from this end.
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Someone opened up the portals. Maybe
you did, you just don't know where.
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Me? I don't think so.
The priests have all the power here.
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ANGEL:
I can't change. I won't change.
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Missed the heart, did I?
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Don't die! Please don't die!
Please don't die!
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- They came for you. Why?
- They know we'll rescue the princess.
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- From what?
- Mating with the Groosalugg.
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It will fulfill their prophecies
and consolidate their power.
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We don't want that to happen
any more than you do.
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You're right, we're on the same side.
Release them.
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Though their hands were tied and their
necks were bared, they fought with us.
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I'm ashamed.
We nearly cut your heads off.
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You were just doing your job.
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You are free to go.
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Five cheers for the otherworlders!
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Brave warriors! Brave warriors!
Brave warriors!
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- In this world you get five.
- First we find Angel.
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Last time he had a "Rip out your guts
now, ask questions later" look.
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What do you suggest?
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These guys got a cause worth
fighting for. Isn't that what we do?
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And Cordelia?
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To get her out of that castle,
we'll need a lot of muscle.
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WESLEY: Muscle could be handy
if we have to incapacitate Angel.
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Also, look at them.
They're no match for the Covenant.
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I don't want to leave them
to be killed.
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I do that enough.
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There you are. Good.
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Hi.
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- You heal fast.
- One of the pluses of being a beast.
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But you're not. When you were fighting
this time, you didn't change.
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- I was afraid.
- Of what?
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That if I did, I'd never get back.
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You're not a beast.
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[LAUGHING]
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We'll write that on your bones
once he tears you to pieces.
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I'll roll him into the Drokken gully
like the others.
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Wait. I need to talk him.
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Tell me about the princess.
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The cow-bitch who brought you
into our world?
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Call her that again,
I'll remove your face. Slowly.
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Once the Groosalugg mates with her,
she'll be put to death.
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Like we already did
with that traitor, Krevlornswath.
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You killed Lorne?
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We cut his head off
and mutilated his body.
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I have to go.
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- They'll kill you.
- One of my friends is already dead.
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But it's safe here.
Out there, it's...
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It's safe here with me.
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I'm sorry.
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They'll kill you, and you'll turn into
that beast. Maybe not in that order.
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- They're in trouble.
- But the beast.
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You don't want them
to see you that way.
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I'm not afraid of it
like everyone else.
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It's all right.
It's gonna be all right.
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CORDELIA:
It's pretty dark in here.
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Let me just get used to it.
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- Oh, yuck!
- Ow! Hey!
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I'm sorry. Sorry.
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These people are crazy!
Anything look familiar?
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Get me closer.
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- Oh, God. Oh, no!
- What?
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- That looks like your suit.
- It is my suit.
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You think they have French viscose
in this hellhole?
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Why am I still alive?
Once they chop me up, it's over.
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I'm looking at pieces of myself.
Oh, it's over!
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Wait. Since when do I have five toes?
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Somebody's coming.
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- Do you mind if I hit him with you?
- Yes!
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- Your Highness?
- Groo, it's you.
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I've done something terrible.
I betrayed my vows.
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He was your friend.
I can't see you suffer.
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What?
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I stole his body
and put his garment on these parts.
240
00:17:36,665 --> 00:17:39,179
- To fool them.
- You did all this for me?
241
00:17:40,545 --> 00:17:43,378
That's not terrible,
that's wonderful!
242
00:17:45,185 --> 00:17:47,858
Feels like somebody works out.
243
00:17:48,225 --> 00:17:51,422
Hi. And thank you from the bottom
of my neck on down.
244
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:55,334
- Where's my body?
- I smuggled it to your mother's farm.
245
00:17:55,585 --> 00:17:59,737
Your cousin Landok will meet us at
the watchtower and take you home.
246
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:03,620
This is great!
The man's an honest-to-God hero.
247
00:18:03,945 --> 00:18:04,855
LORNE:
Ow!
248
00:18:05,065 --> 00:18:06,578
Watch the head!
249
00:18:06,905 --> 00:18:09,419
- Still want to storm the castle gates?
- Yes.
250
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:12,935
We can't defeat them.
They have power and wealth.
251
00:18:13,145 --> 00:18:16,296
- Storm the gates.
- lf you do, they'll cut you down.
252
00:18:16,505 --> 00:18:20,293
You can't wage a frontal attack
against a stronger opponent.
253
00:18:20,705 --> 00:18:24,220
This battle can only be won
through guerilla warfare.
254
00:18:26,065 --> 00:18:30,855
You create a diversion, then you
strike at several points at once.
255
00:18:31,065 --> 00:18:34,057
- Then you come from behind.
- And kill their leader.
256
00:18:34,265 --> 00:18:36,654
Silas, the head priest.
It's a good plan.
257
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,503
I agree.
258
00:18:39,545 --> 00:18:43,379
- You shall lead us.
- Me? No. I was just suggesting...
259
00:18:43,585 --> 00:18:46,383
You fought well.
The Covenant hates you.
260
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:49,463
And you have a plan.
Besides, our leader's dead.
261
00:18:49,665 --> 00:18:52,133
- Hail to our new leader!
- Hail!
262
00:18:52,385 --> 00:18:54,740
Why do people keep
putting me in charge?
263
00:18:54,945 --> 00:18:56,822
- I have no idea.
- Hail!
264
00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:00,297
How's it feel?
265
00:19:01,065 --> 00:19:02,942
All right.
266
00:19:03,145 --> 00:19:06,501
It's best if you don't
move it for a while.
267
00:19:07,705 --> 00:19:09,104
Well, I better...
268
00:19:09,305 --> 00:19:12,741
Help your friends. I know.
269
00:19:14,745 --> 00:19:16,303
You're a good man.
270
00:19:44,105 --> 00:19:46,494
- I don't know how to get there.
- Oh.
271
00:19:47,265 --> 00:19:48,983
I can show you.
272
00:19:49,945 --> 00:19:52,015
GROOSALUGG:
I disobeyed the Covenant.
273
00:19:53,745 --> 00:19:56,623
I shall spend eternity burning
in Tarkna for my sin.
274
00:19:56,825 --> 00:19:59,578
Who believes in literal
Tarkna nowadays?
275
00:19:59,785 --> 00:20:02,857
It was worth it for one moment
of your intimate touch.
276
00:20:03,065 --> 00:20:06,740
That was an accident.
It was kind of dark and...
277
00:20:07,345 --> 00:20:08,937
Oh, you mean the hug.
278
00:20:10,305 --> 00:20:12,102
When I hugged you.
279
00:20:13,705 --> 00:20:15,582
That was nice.
280
00:20:15,785 --> 00:20:17,264
Where were we?
281
00:20:17,465 --> 00:20:22,698
Oh, yeah. The nutcake clergy guys
need someone to disobey them.
282
00:20:22,905 --> 00:20:25,977
They're evil
and they run an evil regime.
283
00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:28,460
It's not my duty
to question authority.
284
00:20:28,665 --> 00:20:31,941
You're Groosalugg, the brave,
undefeated champion.
285
00:20:32,145 --> 00:20:34,864
If it's not your duty,
then I don't know what is.
286
00:20:35,065 --> 00:20:37,295
I fight who I am told.
287
00:20:39,225 --> 00:20:41,659
I am not a real champion.
288
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:45,778
Then it's time you stopped working
for monk-boy and became one.
289
00:20:45,985 --> 00:20:51,059
What you did for me and my friend,
that was pure champ, all the way.
290
00:20:53,025 --> 00:20:55,220
I'm unworthy of lifting your burden.
291
00:20:55,425 --> 00:20:58,144
Nonsense. You're way worthy.
292
00:20:58,345 --> 00:21:01,940
- What burden is that again?
- When you receive me.
293
00:21:02,145 --> 00:21:05,774
- On the night we are wed.
- Receive? Oh.
294
00:21:06,585 --> 00:21:11,101
Receive. When I and you,
on the wedding night...
295
00:21:11,305 --> 00:21:14,342
I think there'll be
burden-lifting on both sides.
296
00:21:14,545 --> 00:21:16,854
Not that I have a lot of experience.
297
00:21:17,065 --> 00:21:20,978
It's in the prophecies.
One who's cursed with visions...
298
00:21:21,505 --> 00:21:25,942
...will mate with the Groosalugg,
whose demon blood shall absorb them.
299
00:21:26,145 --> 00:21:27,737
Absorb them?
300
00:21:27,945 --> 00:21:30,220
Your visions shall pass to me.
301
00:21:33,545 --> 00:21:36,105
I knew there was a catch!
302
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,695
You can't take my visions.
303
00:21:40,905 --> 00:21:45,899
I need them. I use them to help
my friends fight evil back home.
304
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:50,383
And I'll use them here to fight evil,
just as you have done.
305
00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:54,703
Groo, I can't give up my visions.
306
00:21:55,305 --> 00:21:56,624
I like them.
307
00:21:56,825 --> 00:22:01,945
Okay, I don't like the pain and agony
that's steadily getting worse...
308
00:22:02,145 --> 00:22:03,942
You are pure human.
309
00:22:04,145 --> 00:22:06,898
You are not meant to carry
such a burden.
310
00:22:08,385 --> 00:22:09,898
Maybe not.
311
00:22:10,385 --> 00:22:13,297
But I'm not ready
to give them up, either.
312
00:22:14,465 --> 00:22:17,377
They're a part of who I am now.
They're an honor.
313
00:22:17,585 --> 00:22:22,898
And you know, the visions,
they only last for like a...
314
00:22:33,505 --> 00:22:36,224
No, no.
315
00:22:42,425 --> 00:22:47,101
Groosalugg is the most formidable.
We have to get him out of the castle.
316
00:22:47,305 --> 00:22:48,784
If challenged, he must accept?
317
00:22:48,985 --> 00:22:53,820
As champion of the realm, he cannot
refuse. But no man can defeat him.
318
00:22:54,025 --> 00:22:56,698
We'll worry about that later.
First we get him out.
319
00:22:56,905 --> 00:22:59,783
Then we create diversions here,
here and here.
320
00:22:59,985 --> 00:23:03,182
We'll scale the wall here,
where their defenses are weak.
321
00:23:03,385 --> 00:23:06,297
I wouldn't split my crew up that much.
322
00:23:06,505 --> 00:23:09,895
I'm leading this charge.
Tell me about the killing device.
323
00:23:10,105 --> 00:23:13,097
It sends a signal
to the collar on every slave.
324
00:23:13,305 --> 00:23:16,297
GUNN: What kind of a signal?
- Blows their heads off.
325
00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:20,974
Silas will use it.
We have to get to him before he does.
326
00:23:21,185 --> 00:23:24,097
- The castle is well-guarded.
ANGEL: Unlike this place.
327
00:23:24,705 --> 00:23:26,900
It's all right. It's all right.
328
00:23:27,585 --> 00:23:28,859
He's a friend.
329
00:23:29,065 --> 00:23:31,181
Glad we were keeping watch.
330
00:23:31,385 --> 00:23:33,774
He's Angel. He does that.
How's she do that?
331
00:23:33,985 --> 00:23:36,180
She's Fred. She does that too.
332
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,940
Winifred?
The girl from Cordy's vision?
333
00:23:39,145 --> 00:23:40,783
Check the perimeter.
334
00:23:40,985 --> 00:23:43,374
These are my friends. Wesley, Gunn.
335
00:23:45,185 --> 00:23:49,178
These... Those were the rebels.
We've joined forces.
336
00:23:49,385 --> 00:23:51,103
They made Wes their general.
337
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:55,696
But you're here now.
If you want to, I mean...
338
00:23:56,425 --> 00:24:00,054
- You're much better at...
- No, Wes, I can't.
339
00:24:01,825 --> 00:24:03,895
You know what happens to me.
340
00:24:06,425 --> 00:24:08,302
I'm sorry.
341
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:12,538
I'm ashamed for what I did to you.
342
00:24:13,505 --> 00:24:18,499
It's a crazy place here.
The sooner we all get out, the better.
343
00:24:19,305 --> 00:24:22,377
Fred can help us.
She knows a lot about the portals.
344
00:24:22,585 --> 00:24:23,734
Not a lot.
345
00:24:23,985 --> 00:24:29,013
The trionic speechcraft formulation
has to alter the reality sphere.
346
00:24:29,225 --> 00:24:33,935
Lutzbalm predicted it at Zurich in '89.
Laughed him off the stage.
347
00:24:34,145 --> 00:24:37,660
Although the slavery and degradation's
no laughing matter.
348
00:24:37,865 --> 00:24:41,824
It's no Crug-grain-and-Kalla-berry
breakfast all right.
349
00:24:43,745 --> 00:24:45,736
She's been here a while.
350
00:24:46,265 --> 00:24:49,655
Guys, I have some bad news
about the Host.
351
00:24:49,865 --> 00:24:52,902
We've captured this warrior
of the Deathwok Clan!
352
00:24:53,865 --> 00:24:55,856
- Landok.
- Angel the Drokken killer.
353
00:24:56,065 --> 00:24:58,625
I won't battle you for saving
this slave girl's neck.
354
00:24:58,825 --> 00:24:59,814
Good.
355
00:25:00,025 --> 00:25:03,256
It is forbidden to fight
while performing a sacred duty.
356
00:25:03,825 --> 00:25:07,340
I was transporting my kinsman home
when these fools stopped me.
357
00:25:07,545 --> 00:25:09,900
- They cut off the Host's head.
- What?
358
00:25:10,105 --> 00:25:12,903
- No.
- Yes, I have it right here.
359
00:25:22,065 --> 00:25:25,102
- He was...
- Yeah.
360
00:25:26,265 --> 00:25:29,780
That's it? Where's the praising
and extolling of my virtues?
361
00:25:29,985 --> 00:25:31,703
Where's the love?
362
00:25:44,385 --> 00:25:46,103
GUNN:
I'll only say this once.
363
00:25:46,305 --> 00:25:50,093
The guys you send to create
those diversions will die.
364
00:25:50,785 --> 00:25:52,537
Yes, they are.
365
00:25:56,665 --> 00:26:00,817
You try not to get anybody killed,
you wind up getting everybody killed.
366
00:26:04,025 --> 00:26:05,617
Get ready to move out.
367
00:26:07,785 --> 00:26:09,013
ANGEL:
What should I do?
368
00:26:09,225 --> 00:26:13,980
Go to the village, call out
the Groosalugg and kill him.
369
00:26:14,425 --> 00:26:16,700
Kill their undefeated champion?
370
00:26:18,385 --> 00:26:21,263
- I can't, I'll turn into the beast.
- I know.
371
00:26:26,105 --> 00:26:28,903
When I fired you guys,
the reason I...
372
00:26:29,785 --> 00:26:34,097
The darkness was coming out of me.
I didn't want you near it.
373
00:26:34,385 --> 00:26:37,741
The thing that comes out here
is 10 times worse.
374
00:26:40,585 --> 00:26:44,180
I do this, you know
I won't come back from it.
375
00:26:44,385 --> 00:26:46,137
Yes, you will.
376
00:26:46,345 --> 00:26:48,301
I know you.
377
00:26:48,705 --> 00:26:49,694
We know you.
378
00:26:50,345 --> 00:26:54,463
We know you're a man with a demon
inside, not the other way around.
379
00:26:54,665 --> 00:26:59,420
You have the strength to do what's
needed, and you'll come back to us.
380
00:27:03,185 --> 00:27:07,417
I could go with you. I know
how to prepare the Challenge Torch.
381
00:27:08,185 --> 00:27:09,982
You'll come back.
382
00:27:20,385 --> 00:27:22,660
You really think he'll come back?
383
00:27:22,865 --> 00:27:25,095
I need him to think it.
384
00:27:31,905 --> 00:27:33,577
GROOSALUGG:
What can I get you?
385
00:27:34,985 --> 00:27:36,498
Nothing.
386
00:27:37,985 --> 00:27:39,623
Just don't leave.
387
00:27:41,065 --> 00:27:46,264
Whatever you do, don't fight a big,
ugly, pointy demon with green skin.
388
00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:49,104
I saw what he'll do to you.
389
00:27:49,985 --> 00:27:54,900
Good. I see we're progressing
towards mating. Let's get on with it.
390
00:27:55,185 --> 00:27:58,734
- What about the wedding?
- I tire of waiting. Do it.
391
00:27:59,105 --> 00:28:02,575
With you guys just standing around?
I don't think so.
392
00:28:02,785 --> 00:28:04,457
Then I'll encourage you.
393
00:28:04,665 --> 00:28:08,704
My lord, there's something in
the village you'll want to see.
394
00:28:28,265 --> 00:28:30,779
I challenge the Groosalugg
to mortal combat.
395
00:28:33,985 --> 00:28:37,500
Come out and face me,
you spineless coward!
396
00:28:37,705 --> 00:28:41,493
Why'd you add "coward"?
That's really gonna piss him off.
397
00:28:43,705 --> 00:28:45,343
What is it? Who's yelling?
398
00:28:45,545 --> 00:28:47,900
You've been challenged.
You must fight.
399
00:28:48,105 --> 00:28:52,542
What? No! No fighting.
I had a vision. He can't fight.
400
00:28:52,745 --> 00:28:54,497
Our honor is at stake.
401
00:28:54,705 --> 00:28:56,457
- Listen to me!
- Silence!
402
00:28:56,665 --> 00:29:01,659
No, don't do it! Please!
Don't do it, Groo! No!
403
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:04,425
No! No!
404
00:29:05,865 --> 00:29:07,696
Who calls me out?
405
00:29:08,545 --> 00:29:11,776
- Do you love her?
- More than I thought possible.
406
00:29:11,985 --> 00:29:15,295
If this filth should win...
407
00:29:15,745 --> 00:29:19,533
...he will ravage
and he will defile her.
408
00:29:20,945 --> 00:29:24,699
He will use her
for his pleasure again...
409
00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:27,503
...and again.
410
00:29:28,945 --> 00:29:33,097
And when she has
no more screaming in her...
411
00:29:36,185 --> 00:29:38,699
...he will kill her.
412
00:29:39,585 --> 00:29:43,498
He will not. He will die!
413
00:29:46,105 --> 00:29:48,096
SOLDIER:
The Groosalugg has been challenged!
414
00:29:48,305 --> 00:29:52,059
He will fight the challenger
in the village square!
415
00:30:16,265 --> 00:30:20,975
Rebels at the south gate!
And at the north wall!
416
00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:36,460
Death to the state!
Death to the state!
417
00:30:36,665 --> 00:30:39,225
Death to the state!
418
00:31:11,385 --> 00:31:13,376
This guy doesn't feel pain?
419
00:31:13,585 --> 00:31:18,261
He feels it, but he's the Groosalugg.
He overcomes all things.
420
00:31:18,465 --> 00:31:19,898
Good luck.
421
00:31:20,585 --> 00:31:22,416
GROOSALUGG:
You will die, barbarian.
422
00:32:07,745 --> 00:32:10,305
You can't hold back. You'll die!
423
00:32:10,505 --> 00:32:13,099
Not holding back, holding on.
424
00:32:19,065 --> 00:32:23,183
- Rebels have reached the castle.
- It's Silas. Stop him!
425
00:32:23,385 --> 00:32:25,103
There they are!
426
00:32:49,185 --> 00:32:51,460
There you are.
Please, I had a vision.
427
00:32:51,665 --> 00:32:54,737
The beast is gonna kill him.
You have to stop it.
428
00:32:55,705 --> 00:32:57,900
This is all your fault.
429
00:32:58,705 --> 00:33:03,335
You think you can destroy
our way of life? Think again.
430
00:33:03,545 --> 00:33:06,537
I will kill every cow in the world...
431
00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:09,424
...before I'll allow that to happen.
432
00:33:10,385 --> 00:33:12,296
Every one of you.
433
00:33:30,745 --> 00:33:34,294
You would defile her! You animal!
434
00:34:06,185 --> 00:34:08,062
You're a little late.
435
00:34:08,905 --> 00:34:10,497
Stand down.
436
00:34:12,265 --> 00:34:17,293
- You don't have to do this.
- I don't have to, but I'm going to.
437
00:34:17,505 --> 00:34:20,975
And you and your filthy
cow princess can go to...
438
00:34:25,545 --> 00:34:30,141
Your cow princess is tired
of hearing you yak, padre.
439
00:34:30,345 --> 00:34:33,178
- Nice.
- These guys stay dead without a head?
440
00:34:33,385 --> 00:34:34,864
- Oh, yeah.
- Good.
441
00:34:35,065 --> 00:34:39,183
We gotta get to the village.
The Groosalugg is facing a beast.
442
00:34:39,385 --> 00:34:42,502
Actually, the beast
he's facing is Angel.
443
00:35:06,865 --> 00:35:10,540
We're not gonna do this.
We're gonna find another way.
444
00:35:15,305 --> 00:35:17,102
I'm not an animal.
445
00:35:17,585 --> 00:35:21,214
CORDELIA: Stop! Stop the fight! Stop!
ANGEL: All right...
446
00:35:21,425 --> 00:35:24,576
...what part of me being noble
didn't get through?
447
00:35:24,785 --> 00:35:27,936
Stop the fight. Don't hurt him. Stop.
448
00:35:28,145 --> 00:35:31,933
- I love him. I love him.
- You love me?
449
00:35:32,665 --> 00:35:36,101
Not you, dumb-ass.
Him. I love him.
450
00:35:37,025 --> 00:35:37,821
Oh.
451
00:35:39,985 --> 00:35:42,135
Lay down your weapons!
452
00:35:42,345 --> 00:35:45,781
Silas is dead.
All priests have been defeated.
453
00:35:45,985 --> 00:35:51,059
Any guard who harms a human from this
day forth shall have to answer to me!
454
00:35:51,465 --> 00:35:55,777
- But you love me too, right?
- Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
455
00:35:55,865 --> 00:35:59,744
- As a friend and coworker.
- We need medical attention!
456
00:36:00,145 --> 00:36:02,705
Maybe love is too strong a term.
457
00:36:09,025 --> 00:36:12,938
Good as new. Although I seem
to have put on about 158 pounds.
458
00:36:13,145 --> 00:36:15,943
You look great. Love the trousers.
459
00:36:16,225 --> 00:36:19,376
It's been a thrill, Mom.
See you in a millennium.
460
00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:22,742
Isn't there something you want
to say to your mother?
461
00:36:22,945 --> 00:36:26,574
- "May you burn in Tarkna"?
- Come on. She's not that bad.
462
00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:31,336
She didn't put your body on the maggot
pile like you thought she would.
463
00:36:32,305 --> 00:36:33,374
Go.
464
00:36:34,185 --> 00:36:35,174
Bye, Mom.
465
00:36:35,385 --> 00:36:39,776
Thanks for storing my body on the lice
pile instead of the maggot heap.
466
00:36:40,025 --> 00:36:42,983
I thought you were lost to us forever.
467
00:36:43,625 --> 00:36:46,458
But you came back.
468
00:36:47,145 --> 00:36:48,498
You came back.
469
00:36:48,705 --> 00:36:52,983
The runt of my loins came back
after raining misery on our lives...
470
00:36:53,225 --> 00:36:55,785
...and managed to shame us
even further!
471
00:36:56,145 --> 00:36:57,897
All right then, we'll be...
472
00:36:58,105 --> 00:37:01,984
Who will do our labor now that
your cow friend has freed the slaves?
473
00:37:02,225 --> 00:37:06,343
Do you know what they call me
at the Hall of Drink and Chance?
474
00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:08,543
Mother of the Vile Excrement!
475
00:37:08,825 --> 00:37:10,781
- Keep in touch.
- Go on, misfit!
476
00:37:11,185 --> 00:37:14,063
Back to your world
where no one knows his place!
477
00:37:14,265 --> 00:37:16,335
May you rot in Tarkna!
478
00:37:18,105 --> 00:37:22,576
- Every family's got its problems.
- Numfar, do the dance of shame.
479
00:37:22,825 --> 00:37:24,941
Yours more than most.
480
00:37:27,025 --> 00:37:30,495
My friend told me I had to come back.
I didn't believe her.
481
00:37:30,705 --> 00:37:33,344
I realized I did have
to come back, because...
482
00:37:33,545 --> 00:37:36,617
...I always thought I had
to come back deep down.
483
00:37:36,825 --> 00:37:40,943
I had to find out I didn't have
to come back. I don't belong here.
484
00:37:41,145 --> 00:37:43,101
I hate it here.
You know where I belong?
485
00:37:43,505 --> 00:37:45,939
L.A. You know why?
486
00:37:46,145 --> 00:37:50,536
Nobody belongs there. It's
the perfect place for guys like us.
487
00:37:51,305 --> 00:37:53,023
- Kind of beautiful.
- Ain't it?
488
00:37:53,225 --> 00:37:55,534
- I'm moved, if I say so myself.
- Please do.
489
00:37:55,745 --> 00:37:58,782
- I feel a song coming on.
- I thought you might.
490
00:37:59,025 --> 00:38:03,735
Somewhere over the rainbow
491
00:38:03,945 --> 00:38:06,140
Way up high
492
00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:08,857
I have a vision.
493
00:38:09,105 --> 00:38:13,542
Actually, two visions. In one
of them, you get to keep your head.
494
00:38:14,305 --> 00:38:17,741
- At your service, your majesty.
- Take a memo.
495
00:38:20,345 --> 00:38:24,941
As it is now written,
all citizens are created equal.
496
00:38:25,145 --> 00:38:29,138
Slavery and religious persecution
are outlawed.
497
00:38:36,385 --> 00:38:37,898
I think we did it.
498
00:38:38,105 --> 00:38:39,982
I opened portals,
but I couldn't tell where.
499
00:38:40,185 --> 00:38:43,416
You need the priests' formulas
to figure that out.
500
00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:47,664
- So we can go home?
- We take these and she says the words.
501
00:38:47,905 --> 00:38:49,941
Those are sacred books.
502
00:38:50,945 --> 00:38:54,733
Which you should have
as a small memento.
503
00:38:56,385 --> 00:38:59,616
You're in charge now,
and you've got a long road ahead.
504
00:38:59,825 --> 00:39:04,899
Slavery has ended,
but reconstruction has just begun.
505
00:39:06,105 --> 00:39:10,383
- What is this "reconstruction"?
- Gunn, you want to field this?
506
00:39:10,905 --> 00:39:14,420
It means saying people are free
don't make them free.
507
00:39:14,905 --> 00:39:17,214
You got races that hate each other.
508
00:39:17,425 --> 00:39:21,338
Some getting work they don't want,
others losing the little they had.
509
00:39:22,025 --> 00:39:26,860
You're looking at social confusion,
economic depression and maybe riots.
510
00:39:28,385 --> 00:39:29,534
Good luck.
511
00:39:31,145 --> 00:39:32,544
You'll do fine.
512
00:39:34,025 --> 00:39:38,541
It worries me, but not as much as...
513
00:39:42,225 --> 00:39:44,341
Do you have to go, majesty?
514
00:39:44,825 --> 00:39:46,736
I don't want to.
515
00:39:47,785 --> 00:39:52,939
I'm really gonna miss your eyes.
And the majesty thing.
516
00:39:54,785 --> 00:39:57,936
But I have a job to do back home.
517
00:39:58,625 --> 00:40:02,140
It was really fun being your princess.
518
00:40:29,705 --> 00:40:31,536
Godspeed, princess.
519
00:40:32,705 --> 00:40:34,138
Bye, Groo.
520
00:40:36,585 --> 00:40:37,813
Your majesty.
521
00:40:38,305 --> 00:40:39,420
Your majesty.
522
00:40:44,025 --> 00:40:48,735
- Should people bow in a free society?
- These things take time.
523
00:41:10,985 --> 00:41:15,297
I've been thinking about remodeling
the bar. Who wants a nightcap?
524
00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:22,339
Are you sure?
525
00:41:22,545 --> 00:41:26,936
Trust me. Tacos everywhere.
And soap.
526
00:41:27,145 --> 00:41:30,854
That portal-jumping is fun.
We can sell it to a theme park.
527
00:41:31,105 --> 00:41:34,541
- Can I say it? I want to say it.
- Say what?
528
00:41:36,745 --> 00:41:39,134
There's no place like...
529
00:41:44,705 --> 00:41:45,694
Willow?
530
00:41:46,825 --> 00:41:47,894
What's...?
531
00:41:54,185 --> 00:41:55,743
It's Buffy.
532
00:42:39,105 --> 00:42:40,094
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533
00:42:40,305 --> 00:42:41,294
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