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CORDELIA:
<i>Previously on</i> Angel:

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Landok? Is that you?

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- The two of you are...
- Cousins.

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Fred disappeared
and was never found.

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The vision. This book. We can send
him back. The portal works both ways.

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Cordelia!

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Cordy's in the Host's dimension now.

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They have no music there.
She's in a bad place.

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They use you as a slave
till you give.

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DEMON: Fugitive!
- No!

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- I'm not on fire?
WESLEY: It is another dimension.

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My cow is cursed!

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I don't know about any curse.
I just have these visions.

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She has the Sight.

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For your crime...

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...you'll be jailed until our
Royal Highness sentences you.

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One...

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...two...

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...three!

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[CORDELIA CLEARS HER THROAT]

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Hi, guys.

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Cordelia?

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No way!

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You're safe.

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A little bit.
They made me ruler.

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- But this is fantastic!
- Well...

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...my throne could use a
few extra cushions.

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But I'm really not going to complain.

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You can order them to release us.

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- I can.
- Shall we gut them now, so you...

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...can eat them, Most High?

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You're most high for thinking that.

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Besides, shouldn't there be
some groveling first?

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Cordelia.

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Okay.
Off with their heads!

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Kidding!

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Through the Looking Glass

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Your Majesty, I must protest.

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Freeing criminals in your presence?

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You're gonna make me use
my important voice, aren't you?

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Leave us!

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- Thank God!
- Yes!

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Food! I thought we'd
never see food again.

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What happened?

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They jabbed me with
hot pokers for a while...

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...then made me princess!

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It doesn't make sense.

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In a world where humans are slaves,
why would they make one monarch?

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- You had a vision, didn't you?
- Yeah.

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Can I just say: visions,
not getting any easier.

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I'm still vibrating.

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- That could be from the pokers.
- See?

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- A vision. That explains it.
- It does?

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- Well, see, there's this prophecy.
- Great.

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Those always go well.

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The priests that have been in charge,
the Covenant of Trombli...

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Anyway, they teach
of a coming messiah:

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The Cursed One.
A being with the Pure Sight...

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...who will restore the monarchy.

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- Pure sight?
- A direct link to The Powers That Be.

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I mean her.

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[GUNN LAUGHS]

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- She's the messiah?
- It could happen.

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It has.
That's what the Trombli believe.

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We might stand a chance of surviving
long enough to find a way out.

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- How did you get in?
- Via portal, with the book.

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We seem to have misplaced it.

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- The portal or the book?
- Both.

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They've got books here.

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Those Trombonal guys,
they used some when they swore me in.

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I've got to see those.

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To get back to the "Cordelia
isn't a princess" dimension?

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Don't we still need an
inter-dimensional hot spot?

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Yes, that's true.

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Angel...

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He's reflecting!

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The metaphysical laws which govern
our world don't apply here.

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- He can walk in the sun too.
- Okay.

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- This is from entering the portal?
- No. It always looks like that.

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Angel, while we find the proper
incantation, go with the Host.

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See if you can document
any portal activity.

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- I don't get it.
- Well, we need to ascertain...

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No, I mean why didn't anybody
tell me about this?

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You look good.

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- You're not just saying that?
- Angel, please. Go with the Host.

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Track down Landok.
Speak to his family...

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Back up. Back up.

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You want me to talk to my family?
On purpose?

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It's that, or face never returning
to our own dimension again.

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Come. Stare at yourself
in my grandmother's glass eye.

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Call me Lorne. In Pylea, a "host"
is one more thing to lay your eggs in.

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Yeah, fine.
Hey, can we get my coat?

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The books. Can we get access?

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Am I not the princess?

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Letting her wear the crown
is a sacrilege.

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She is cursed. She has the Sight.
We all agree.

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Not all. Why would The Powers
choose this craven beast?

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It doesn't matter.

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She's our sovereign and must not be
harmed. Not until after the com-shuk.

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If the princess survives
the com-shuk...

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...then you may have
her head, Barshon. But not before.

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Boy, I'd give my left horn
to not have to do this.

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Hi-dee-ho!

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Guess who's back.

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Krevlornswath?

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Can it be true?

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I've prayed that I might
see you again.

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You're in luck then.

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- You've shamed and betrayed our clan.
- Thanks, Mom.

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Each morning before I feed, I go out
into the hills where it's parched...

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...beat my breast and curse the birth
of such a cretinous boy!

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My mother!

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Your father was right.
We ate the wrong son.

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Enough of this reminiscing.
A few questions, then I'll go.

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Remember five years ago,
when I disappeared?

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Did you notice anything odd?

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Feasting and celebration.

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Your brother Numfar
did the Dance of Joy.

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Numfar! Do the Dance of Joy.

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Actually, what I meant was
more like strange flashing...

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...kind of a weird pulsating...

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They don't have music here. I wish
it was the same for dancing.

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Lights. You couldn't have missed it.
Big, bendy, swirly...

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Stop doing the Dance of Joy, Numfar!

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Nothing like that at all?

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Take your cow and get off my lawn.

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That's no cow.

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My friend.
It's good to see you again.

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I'd have died in your world,
were it not for you.

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You know Krevlornswath's cow?

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- He's Angel, the brave Drokken killer.
- Just Angel...

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He's a valiant and courageous warrior.

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We shall welcome and honor him.

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- Numfar, do the Dance of Honor!
- Landok, hi...

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...we have a few portal queries,
and then we'll...

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We shall adorn him like a warrior...

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...so all may know of his valor.
- No wire hanger. That's leather!

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Guys. You know, this really isn't...

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Nice!

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You'll be guest of honor at the feast.

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There, you'll tell of your bravery
against the vicious Drokken.

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ANGEL: Now, about the hair.
Do you think that...?

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Why, it's the homecoming
I always dreamed of.

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GUNN:
Can you actually read this stuff?

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It resembles some
demonic languages with which I'm...

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...familiar, but...

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...whole passages are missing.

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Fascinating. A hart.

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It's not a heart, it's Bambi.
We expect him to read this tiny print?

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No, not H-E-A-R-T, H-A-R-T.
A male red deer or staggard...

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...often linked with mysticism.

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They all got animals on them.
Probably demon bedtime stories.

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Of course! The holy books
are written in trionic.

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What?

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No one volume is complete
without the other two.

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It's one book broken up
into three pieces.

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- Like a trilogy.
- No.

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Much more complex than that.
See this passage?

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It continues in this volume, here...

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...then concludes in this one.

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The sentence structure indicates
when to go from book to book.

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Any portals?

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I'm not sure.
It takes time to decipher.

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Starting to bore the princess.

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But I am finding references
to The Cursed One.

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Really?
There's stuff about Messiah Me?

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"Com-shuk"...

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Huh?

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Contextually, a verb.

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- Something I'm going to do?
- With a Groosalugg.

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- What does that mean?
- I have no idea.

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- Sounds dirty.
- Nobody asked you.

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Let's just ask somebody
what it means.

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Like who?

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One of them priests.
These belong to them.

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CORDELIA:
Yeah.

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Look, you're the princess.

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- Can't you make them translate it?
CORDELIA: I guess I could.

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Yeah! Why not?

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Princess not taking a vote, is she?

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I'll make a decree.

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Wolf.

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Ram.

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And Hart.

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I'm not sure the priests
can be trusted.

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ANGEL: the scroll was just tipping
from his fingertips.

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And his eyes...
The fighting was fierce!

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I chopped off the evil
lawyer-beast's hand, and he screamed...

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...and then I left.

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[APPLAUSE]

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You're a regular
Hans Christian Tarantino.

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We should get back to the palace.

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I hate to disappoint the kids.
They enjoy it.

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Nice to be a hero without the
moral ambiguities like back home?

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Yeah. Maybe it is, a little.

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You start to see yourself
the way they do.

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You become that image. I get it.
I know how they see me. Can we go?

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Just one more...

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Tell us again of the sorcerer
who could remove his limbs at will.

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Right, because that's a good one.

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It is time for the Bach-nal.

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- Angel, you shall swing the crebbil.
- Yeah? Okay.

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The crebbil?
Angel, Angel, Angel...

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- Cordelia, you must listen to me.
- No, I think I've heard enough.

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You want me to go back where
we'd be slaves? Sorry, not good.

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There are forces at work here.

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You don't know who these priests are
or what they serve.

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Look, you can go.

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But I must stay here
and be a princess.

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- And com-shuk with a Groosalugg.
- Better than shoveling horse poo.

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PRIEST:
Majesty.

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You all right?

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- Yeah.
- No.

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Priesty, what's with this Groosalugg?

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- What's that about?
- You had a vision, Majesty?

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Yes.

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Yes, she has had a vision.

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So you may as well
be candid with her...

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...or she'll know.

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No lying to the messiah.

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Clearly, Majesty has seen
the Groosalugg.

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It was summoned from the Scum Pits.

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Scum Pits?

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- It'll arrive before nightfall.
- So the really close Scum Pits.

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Everyone is very anxious
for Her Majesty to com-shuk with it.

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Of course.
Why wouldn't they be?

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These two, they didn't know what
the com-shuk was. You tell them.

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The com-shuk is a mating ritual.

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I told you it was dirty.

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Yes!

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Exactly. The mating ritual.
Which is great.

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It's been a really long time
since I've had a good com-shuk.

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So, um...

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I'm just gonna run out
for a minute...

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...because I wanted to get it a gift.
And you know...

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...Groosaluggs are hard to buy for.
So I should hurry.

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You mustn't leave
the palace, Majesty.

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The rebels are out.
There are rumblings.

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CORDELIA:
Rebel rumblings?

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- We've doubled the palace guard.
- Doubled?

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- Tell me when the Groosalugg is here.
- Yes, Your Majesty.

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Okay. Well, then...

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...you can go.

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Thank you, Your Majesty.

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Let's get the hell out of here.

246
00:15:42,225 --> 00:15:46,104
Swing the crebbil!
Swing the crebbil!

247
00:15:46,985 --> 00:15:48,384
Swing the crebbil!

248
00:15:48,945 --> 00:15:49,934
Angel...

249
00:15:50,145 --> 00:15:51,976
Angel!

250
00:16:03,985 --> 00:16:06,374
Swing the crebbil!

251
00:16:06,705 --> 00:16:09,424
Swing the crebbil!

252
00:16:10,385 --> 00:16:13,218
Strike quickly and true.
Then we can eat.

253
00:16:22,305 --> 00:16:23,943
Swing the crebbil!

254
00:16:25,865 --> 00:16:28,937
- You expect me to...
- Sever the cow's head!

255
00:16:29,145 --> 00:16:32,455
Make it quick, make it quick,
make it quick.

256
00:16:32,665 --> 00:16:35,737
It is a great honor
to swing the crebbil.

257
00:16:38,905 --> 00:16:40,418
What is he doing?

258
00:16:40,665 --> 00:16:44,055
- You want me to kill her?
- The cow's a runaway!

259
00:16:44,265 --> 00:16:47,621
It sneaks down and plunders
our food stores.

260
00:16:47,825 --> 00:16:51,454
- She was probably hungry.
- You won't swing the crebbil?

261
00:16:54,425 --> 00:16:56,541
Only if you force me to.

262
00:16:56,985 --> 00:16:58,657
Here we go.

263
00:16:59,025 --> 00:17:02,654
We'll back up slowly,
and these good folks are gonna...

264
00:17:02,865 --> 00:17:04,423
- Stop them!
...kill us!

265
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:09,694
Stop...

266
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:12,703
<i>... in the name of love</i>

267
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,897
<i>Before you break my heart</i>

268
00:17:18,985 --> 00:17:20,862
<i>For, baby, I'm aware</i>

269
00:17:21,065 --> 00:17:23,181
What strange sorcery is this?

270
00:17:24,025 --> 00:17:28,701
<i>Each time you leave my door</i>

271
00:17:29,145 --> 00:17:32,501
It burns! It burns!

272
00:17:32,905 --> 00:17:35,260
<i>Knowing you're all the love</i>
<i>You'll meet</i>

273
00:17:38,305 --> 00:17:39,624
Come on!

274
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,661
<i>Think it...</i>
Oh, shit!

275
00:17:49,505 --> 00:17:50,301
Okay.

276
00:17:51,425 --> 00:17:53,381
Hurry up!

277
00:17:54,105 --> 00:17:56,221
If we ever get out of here...

278
00:17:56,425 --> 00:18:00,577
...find me a dimension where demons
don't want to impregnate me.

279
00:18:00,785 --> 00:18:03,822
Is it too much to ask?
What is it about me?

280
00:18:04,065 --> 00:18:06,659
Do I put out a com-shuk-me vibe?

281
00:18:06,905 --> 00:18:08,975
I mean, you'd tell me, right?

282
00:18:12,105 --> 00:18:15,734
Okay, smells like I'll be mating
with the Groosalugg.

283
00:18:16,025 --> 00:18:17,504
You can do this.

284
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:20,856
The sewage system
is our only sure bet.

285
00:18:21,105 --> 00:18:25,098
- Just hold your breath.
- Why can't we use the front door?

286
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:28,103
- Your booty getting through the door?
- Hey.

287
00:18:28,305 --> 00:18:30,296
- That booty.
- Oh.

288
00:18:30,785 --> 00:18:36,223
I wanted something to remember
my reign by. Is that so wrong?

289
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,419
- Oh, God.
- Here you go.

290
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:42,978
You first.

291
00:18:55,665 --> 00:18:59,021
We've been looking for Your Majesty.

292
00:18:59,825 --> 00:19:03,215
The servants must have left
that door open.

293
00:19:03,425 --> 00:19:05,222
Yeah.

294
00:19:05,425 --> 00:19:07,814
It's kind of whiffy in here.

295
00:19:10,705 --> 00:19:11,615
Oh.

296
00:19:13,465 --> 00:19:17,014
I just thought I would have
this stuff appraised.

297
00:19:17,225 --> 00:19:19,944
Your Majesty,
the Groosalugg approaches.

298
00:19:21,545 --> 00:19:23,740
Oh, good.

299
00:19:32,105 --> 00:19:35,177
- She didn't make it.
- Now what?

300
00:19:35,905 --> 00:19:37,224
We find Angel.

301
00:19:37,545 --> 00:19:50,822
I don't think we've been followed.

302
00:19:51,705 --> 00:19:56,415
We should probably stay on foot,
in case they try to track us down.

303
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,053
You okay?

304
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:09,742
Handsome man saved me
from the monsters.

305
00:20:14,425 --> 00:20:16,985
Hey! Wait a minute!

306
00:20:54,105 --> 00:20:55,618
Hello?

307
00:21:06,425 --> 00:21:08,063
Great place.

308
00:21:10,385 --> 00:21:13,263
You don't have to
be afraid of me, really.

309
00:21:13,465 --> 00:21:16,616
You know I'd never...

310
00:21:18,465 --> 00:21:20,456
...hurt you.

311
00:21:25,105 --> 00:21:26,857
So...

312
00:21:27,305 --> 00:21:31,776
- So you don't want to talk to me?
- Yeah.

313
00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:34,421
Why won't you?

314
00:21:34,665 --> 00:21:35,654
Because...

315
00:21:35,865 --> 00:21:40,780
...you're not real. Or I'm not real.

316
00:21:40,985 --> 00:21:44,102
Somebody here isn't real.
I think it's you.

317
00:21:44,305 --> 00:21:49,333
If you're not real, then it means
my head was chopped off. I'm dead now.

318
00:21:49,865 --> 00:21:53,540
Dead. And with me being dead
and you being not real...

319
00:21:53,745 --> 00:21:56,862
...I can't have
a conversation with you.

320
00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:59,181
It's just too much, all right?

321
00:21:59,505 --> 00:22:01,814
Okay.

322
00:22:04,505 --> 00:22:06,541
What's that you're doing?

323
00:22:10,065 --> 00:22:12,898
I think I saw it in a dream.

324
00:22:14,065 --> 00:22:16,215
You've been here a long time.

325
00:22:16,425 --> 00:22:19,417
Always... Not always.

326
00:22:21,505 --> 00:22:24,622
I had a dream that I had a name.

327
00:22:24,825 --> 00:22:26,417
"Winifred."

328
00:22:31,665 --> 00:22:34,463
- You're the girl in Cordy's vision.
- What?

329
00:22:34,545 --> 00:22:35,660
"Fred."

330
00:22:35,865 --> 00:22:39,858
- You were studying to be a physicist.
- That's my dream.

331
00:22:40,065 --> 00:22:42,659
You vanished in Los Angeles
5 years ago.

332
00:22:43,105 --> 00:22:44,424
Stop it.

333
00:22:44,505 --> 00:22:46,496
- It's not a dream.
- It's not?

334
00:22:46,985 --> 00:22:47,974
No.

335
00:22:48,385 --> 00:22:52,583
- And my head's still on?
- Yeah.

336
00:22:52,785 --> 00:22:54,013
You're real?

337
00:22:56,745 --> 00:22:57,734
No.

338
00:22:57,985 --> 00:23:00,738
- No, I don't want you to be real.
- Why?

339
00:23:00,945 --> 00:23:04,733
Because you're nice and
you saved me.

340
00:23:04,945 --> 00:23:08,574
Bad things will happen to you here.
They always do.

341
00:23:08,785 --> 00:23:11,697
No, nothing bad will happen.
It'll be okay.

342
00:23:11,905 --> 00:23:13,975
- We'll take you out of here.
- We?

343
00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:19,054
- Me and my friends are going back.
- No, can't get back. There's no back.

344
00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:20,618
We'll open a portal...

345
00:23:20,825 --> 00:23:23,385
- The portal. She fell through it.
- Who?

346
00:23:23,585 --> 00:23:26,053
That other girl.
I couldn't save her.

347
00:23:26,265 --> 00:23:29,416
- They've got her. She'll die!
- Cordy?

348
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:33,504
- She's fine. They made her princess.
- They...

349
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:35,377
Really?

350
00:23:37,185 --> 00:23:38,061
Oh.

351
00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:43,777
When I got here, they...
They didn't do that.

352
00:23:46,705 --> 00:23:50,903
Well, that's nice for her.

353
00:23:51,385 --> 00:23:53,455
I'm wearing this for a first date?

354
00:23:53,665 --> 00:23:58,659
I don't want to seem too easy.
I was thinking a nice tailored suit...

355
00:23:59,025 --> 00:24:00,424
...of armor.

356
00:24:00,665 --> 00:24:05,785
I figured we'd start slow. A few
dinners, some light conversation...

357
00:24:05,985 --> 00:24:10,740
...then, in three or four years,
if we're still hitting it off...

358
00:24:10,985 --> 00:24:12,657
- Your Majesty.
- Yeah?

359
00:24:12,905 --> 00:24:14,497
The Groosalugg.

360
00:24:15,905 --> 00:24:21,104
You think it would add some feminine
mystery if I were to not be here?

361
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,659
Kill me now.

362
00:24:33,785 --> 00:24:36,015
Just put those anywhere.

363
00:24:44,705 --> 00:24:46,821
Majesty.

364
00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:49,214
Oh.

365
00:24:49,585 --> 00:24:51,940
I've never been to the palace.

366
00:24:52,185 --> 00:24:56,064
I've seen it up there,
on that hill, watching me.

367
00:24:56,305 --> 00:24:59,217
We've just got to find my friends.

368
00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:04,614
Get down!

369
00:25:09,145 --> 00:25:12,455
You may see something scary,
but I'm your friend.

370
00:25:45,425 --> 00:25:48,383
Bad things always happen here.

371
00:26:14,425 --> 00:26:16,575
An animal...

372
00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:20,664
...a beast. To my people,
I was nothing more than this.

373
00:26:20,905 --> 00:26:22,816
Why?

374
00:26:24,585 --> 00:26:29,295
- Can you not see why?
- Not exactly. You seem good to me.

375
00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:33,339
You are truly beneficent.
Such compassion...

376
00:26:34,105 --> 00:26:38,018
...to ignore the flaws
of my polluted birth.

377
00:26:38,225 --> 00:26:40,022
Well...

378
00:26:40,545 --> 00:26:41,341
Huh?

379
00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:48,183
The strange curve of my mouth.

380
00:26:48,665 --> 00:26:52,453
The odd bulging of my limbs.

381
00:26:52,705 --> 00:26:57,415
The heart beating in the wrong place.

382
00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:02,784
As I matured, these defects
became more apparent.

383
00:27:03,025 --> 00:27:06,813
The Covenant soon determined
there could be no mistake.

384
00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:09,459
There was cow's blood in my veins.

385
00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:11,660
So?

386
00:27:11,865 --> 00:27:14,663
Heck, I'm all cow... Human.

387
00:27:14,865 --> 00:27:19,416
No, no, no. You are beyond
cow or god. You...

388
00:27:19,625 --> 00:27:21,934
...you are the transcendent one.

389
00:27:22,185 --> 00:27:23,379
I am?

390
00:27:23,585 --> 00:27:25,621
You're cursed by The Powers.

391
00:27:25,825 --> 00:27:28,385
- Tell me about it.
- For my people...

392
00:27:28,585 --> 00:27:32,624
...to be part cow is to be less.
I couldn't prove my worth.

393
00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:37,615
I was incapable even
of performing husbandly duties...

394
00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:39,742
...with my tribe's females.

395
00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:43,135
- You're...
- Equipped to mate only with a human.

396
00:27:43,345 --> 00:27:46,382
- Good to know.
- I was cast from my village...

397
00:27:46,585 --> 00:27:50,624
...cut off from my life-givers,
forced to make it on my own.

398
00:27:51,865 --> 00:27:56,097
My parents were busted for tax fraud.
My trust fund dried up.

399
00:27:56,305 --> 00:27:58,978
I sought to end my suffering.

400
00:27:59,185 --> 00:28:00,095
Get out.

401
00:28:00,185 --> 00:28:06,294
No.

402
00:28:06,505 --> 00:28:08,177
Wait!

403
00:28:10,985 --> 00:28:12,338
He can stay.

404
00:28:15,465 --> 00:28:16,580
Go on.

405
00:28:16,785 --> 00:28:19,663
You sought to end your suffering.

406
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,743
I entered every contest
of skill and daring...

407
00:28:22,945 --> 00:28:26,620
...in an attempt to snuff out
my pathetic life.

408
00:28:26,825 --> 00:28:28,941
But, even at this, I failed.

409
00:28:29,145 --> 00:28:30,464
You did?

410
00:28:30,665 --> 00:28:34,260
I won every match.
I vanquished every Flame Beast.

411
00:28:34,505 --> 00:28:38,214
I defeated every Drokken.

412
00:28:39,625 --> 00:28:41,502
Nothing could stop me.

413
00:28:42,265 --> 00:28:47,419
The Covenant had no choice but to
bestow upon me the name Groosalugg...

414
00:28:48,105 --> 00:28:50,665
...the brave and undefeated.

415
00:28:51,265 --> 00:28:53,256
Wow!

416
00:28:56,105 --> 00:28:57,299
Majesty.

417
00:28:58,185 --> 00:28:59,061
What?

418
00:28:59,265 --> 00:29:01,574
There was trouble
at the Bach-nal.

419
00:29:01,785 --> 00:29:05,494
The prisoner is ready
for your cruel punishment.

420
00:29:05,705 --> 00:29:08,697
Handle it, will you?
I'm busy.

421
00:29:09,185 --> 00:29:11,540
Execute the prisoner.

422
00:29:12,905 --> 00:29:14,054
Wait!

423
00:29:15,065 --> 00:29:16,896
Hang on!

424
00:29:17,145 --> 00:29:19,136
Pardon him! I pardon him!

425
00:29:20,145 --> 00:29:21,373
Pardon him.

426
00:29:21,585 --> 00:29:23,098
Release him now!

427
00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:25,381
Oh, baby.

428
00:29:25,585 --> 00:29:27,496
Are you okay?

429
00:29:28,985 --> 00:29:32,216
Not as good as you, obviously.

430
00:29:32,665 --> 00:29:35,543
Do you want to borrow their cuffs?

431
00:29:36,105 --> 00:29:39,461
Listen, I'll get right back to you.

432
00:29:39,665 --> 00:29:41,337
You're pardoned. Shoo!

433
00:29:41,545 --> 00:29:45,823
- Where's Wesley and Gunn?
- I'm sure they're fine.

434
00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:49,422
- We're lost.
- Nonsense.

435
00:29:49,625 --> 00:29:52,856
Follow the sun. We'll head
towards the village.

436
00:29:53,065 --> 00:29:55,056
- Which one?
- Which village?

437
00:29:55,265 --> 00:30:00,464
Which sun? There are two of them.
Alternate dimension. We're lost.

438
00:30:01,505 --> 00:30:04,019
You having a <i>Blair Witch</i> moment?

439
00:30:04,225 --> 00:30:06,216
Something's hunting us.

440
00:30:06,465 --> 00:30:09,616
- Palace guards?
- I don't know.

441
00:30:21,225 --> 00:30:23,022
What the hell is it?

442
00:30:28,465 --> 00:30:30,023
Move! Move!

443
00:30:30,265 --> 00:30:31,414
Move!

444
00:30:32,785 --> 00:30:33,774
It's Angel!

445
00:30:37,465 --> 00:30:39,376
Angel! Can you hear me?

446
00:30:40,465 --> 00:30:41,500
Angel?

447
00:30:44,305 --> 00:30:45,943
[VOICES FADE OUT]

448
00:31:22,065 --> 00:31:23,214
You're hurt.

449
00:31:24,665 --> 00:31:26,542
What just happened?

450
00:31:26,745 --> 00:31:30,021
That strange wild girl
saved us from Angel.

451
00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:33,621
Something very freaky
is going on here.

452
00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:35,304
I may know what.

453
00:31:35,905 --> 00:31:41,104
Angel's vampire self has been
sublimated somehow by this dimension.

454
00:31:41,705 --> 00:31:43,536
It's okay.

455
00:31:44,465 --> 00:31:48,014
- Only his human side has surfaced.
- Being in the sun...

456
00:31:48,225 --> 00:31:50,455
...seeing his reflection.
- Yes.

457
00:31:50,665 --> 00:31:53,463
Now somehow he's accessed
his demon...

458
00:31:53,705 --> 00:31:56,424
...but he can't find the balance.

459
00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:59,657
His demon self has overcome
his human side.

460
00:31:59,905 --> 00:32:03,454
That's what the thing inside
of him looks like?

461
00:32:03,705 --> 00:32:05,582
In its purest form.

462
00:32:05,665 --> 00:32:08,020
It's nasty.

463
00:32:08,705 --> 00:32:10,855
- Can you walk?
- Yeah.

464
00:32:11,105 --> 00:32:12,982
We've got to help him.

465
00:32:18,265 --> 00:32:19,539
- All right?
- Yeah.

466
00:32:32,105 --> 00:32:34,494
Oh, good. More fun.

467
00:34:18,385 --> 00:34:22,014
And that, my princess,
is my story in full.

468
00:34:22,385 --> 00:34:27,584
When they summoned me, I was killing
a beast in the Scum Pit of Ur.

469
00:34:29,865 --> 00:34:34,814
It's a great story.
And you're a great Groosalugg.

470
00:34:35,305 --> 00:34:36,340
But...

471
00:34:37,105 --> 00:34:39,016
...I'm not your princess.

472
00:34:40,665 --> 00:34:45,102
The truth is,
I'm not anybody's princess.

473
00:34:46,305 --> 00:34:49,263
- Have you not the Curse?
- The visions?

474
00:34:49,465 --> 00:34:52,775
Yeah, I've got visions
coming out of my ears.

475
00:34:52,985 --> 00:34:55,783
But that doesn't make me a princess.

476
00:34:55,985 --> 00:34:58,818
That just makes me kind of weird.

477
00:34:59,425 --> 00:35:01,222
I do not understand.

478
00:35:02,825 --> 00:35:07,455
Where I come from,
who I really am...

479
00:35:07,705 --> 00:35:12,221
...is so far from being a princess.
You have no idea.

480
00:35:14,825 --> 00:35:17,055
I'm an actress.

481
00:35:17,505 --> 00:35:20,258
- I do not know this word.
- Actress?

482
00:35:20,465 --> 00:35:23,821
It means when I'm lucky enough
to get the gig...

483
00:35:24,065 --> 00:35:29,059
...people tell me what to do, where
to stand, how to move, what to say...

484
00:35:29,265 --> 00:35:31,825
You're the concubine of your village.

485
00:35:32,185 --> 00:35:34,619
Felt like one sometimes.

486
00:35:34,825 --> 00:35:37,498
Last job, I wore this horrible outfit.

487
00:35:37,745 --> 00:35:40,657
It was this tiny,
skimpy, exploitative...

488
00:35:41,625 --> 00:35:43,377
Nothing like this.

489
00:35:45,305 --> 00:35:49,423
- Have they no eyes in this village?
- What do you mean?

490
00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:54,221
Can they not just look upon you
and see that you are a princess?

491
00:35:56,305 --> 00:35:58,421
I'm not.

492
00:35:58,625 --> 00:36:02,664
Well, pardon my impudence, Majesty,
but you're wrong.

493
00:36:02,905 --> 00:36:05,419
The Covenant has declared it so.

494
00:36:06,825 --> 00:36:09,817
It doesn't matter what they say.

495
00:36:11,065 --> 00:36:12,817
Then you declare it so.

496
00:36:13,065 --> 00:36:17,217
You declare it with your bearing
and with your beauty...

497
00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:20,974
...and the mercy you bestowed
upon your subject today.

498
00:36:21,185 --> 00:36:23,141
He was a friend of mine.

499
00:36:23,465 --> 00:36:28,334
If you treat all of your subjects
this way, you will do much good.

500
00:36:30,705 --> 00:36:32,661
It's a beautiful dream.

501
00:36:33,705 --> 00:36:35,775
Really, it is.

502
00:36:36,705 --> 00:36:39,617
But it's not real.

503
00:36:41,105 --> 00:36:43,221
Why not?

504
00:36:48,985 --> 00:36:52,944
Parchment. She's asked for parchment.

505
00:36:53,185 --> 00:36:56,143
- Some strange cow-mating ritual?
- No.

506
00:36:56,665 --> 00:37:00,294
- She wants to make proclamations.
- Proclamations?

507
00:37:00,505 --> 00:37:03,144
She's decided she can do some good.

508
00:37:03,345 --> 00:37:05,779
Then the com-shuk hasn't happened.

509
00:37:06,225 --> 00:37:09,217
It's time to send
our princess a message.

510
00:37:09,425 --> 00:37:14,021
I know how we send a message
to the princess. We storm the palace.

511
00:37:14,265 --> 00:37:18,224
It'd be suicide.
We'd be wiped out in minutes.

512
00:37:18,465 --> 00:37:22,219
- Yeah, but it'd be a message.
WESLEY: Excuse me.

513
00:37:22,425 --> 00:37:25,178
- I couldn't help overhearing.
- Wesley!

514
00:37:25,385 --> 00:37:28,422
It's all right. We can help
these brave men.

515
00:37:28,625 --> 00:37:30,695
Shut up, reconnaissance scum.

516
00:37:30,905 --> 00:37:34,534
I've told you already,
we're not reconnaissance cows.

517
00:37:34,745 --> 00:37:38,658
We tracked you coming
from the palace. Don't lie.

518
00:37:38,865 --> 00:37:42,414
I'm not lying. If you want
to send a message to her...

519
00:37:42,625 --> 00:37:45,776
...then I know we can help.
- Shut up, Wesley.

520
00:37:45,985 --> 00:37:47,338
How?

521
00:37:47,545 --> 00:37:52,016
We just happen to be close
personal friends with the princess.

522
00:37:52,745 --> 00:37:53,700
They know her!

523
00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:56,465
- Close friends?
WESLEY: I can prove it!

524
00:37:56,665 --> 00:37:58,621
In my wallet...

525
00:37:59,505 --> 00:38:04,625
The leather holder in the back
of my leg coverings.

526
00:38:06,665 --> 00:38:07,859
That's it.

527
00:38:11,105 --> 00:38:13,460
It's true.
They know the princess.

528
00:38:13,665 --> 00:38:16,463
If you'd draw up a list of demands...

529
00:38:16,665 --> 00:38:20,180
...we'll be happy to present it
to Her Majesty.

530
00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:23,900
- Let's do it. Write a list of demands.
- You see?

531
00:38:24,105 --> 00:38:26,858
Put the list
and their severed heads...

532
00:38:27,105 --> 00:38:30,222
...on display outside
the princess's window.

533
00:38:31,105 --> 00:38:34,222
I'm glad I left
my people behind in L. A...

534
00:38:34,465 --> 00:38:36,820
...so I can come here to die.

535
00:39:09,065 --> 00:39:12,023
Are you feeling any better?

536
00:39:16,785 --> 00:39:21,017
It's okay. You don't have to talk.

537
00:39:21,265 --> 00:39:23,142
I'm used to it.

538
00:39:28,225 --> 00:39:31,422
They saw it. They looked right at it.

539
00:39:35,025 --> 00:39:36,663
Saw what?

540
00:39:37,585 --> 00:39:42,613
The monster.
They saw what I really am.

541
00:39:43,825 --> 00:39:45,702
I can't go back.

542
00:39:45,905 --> 00:39:48,465
Not now. I can never go back.

543
00:39:48,705 --> 00:39:50,024
Never.

544
00:39:50,225 --> 00:39:52,614
It's okay.

545
00:39:54,985 --> 00:39:56,179
You...

546
00:39:59,345 --> 00:40:01,620
You could stay here.

547
00:40:16,665 --> 00:40:20,021
This will free the slaves
and outlaw polyester.

548
00:40:20,665 --> 00:40:23,225
It hasn't been invented here yet...

549
00:40:23,425 --> 00:40:26,019
...but I'm a forward-thinking monarch.

550
00:40:28,065 --> 00:40:29,783
We didn't order anything.

551
00:40:29,985 --> 00:40:31,896
Get out, cow.

552
00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:38,500
You can't call him that.

553
00:40:38,745 --> 00:40:41,703
He is Groosalugg,
the brave and undefeated.

554
00:40:41,905 --> 00:40:47,104
- He is that only because I say he is.
- Groo! Where are you...?

555
00:40:49,585 --> 00:40:51,815
He just left.

556
00:40:52,385 --> 00:40:55,616
He understands the way of things.

557
00:40:56,105 --> 00:41:00,781
Yeah? Well, "the way of things"
is going to change around here.

558
00:41:00,985 --> 00:41:02,179
Is that right?

559
00:41:02,665 --> 00:41:04,974
Way.

560
00:41:05,905 --> 00:41:08,465
I've got proclamations.

561
00:41:08,865 --> 00:41:12,699
- Foolish girl.
- Who's wearing the tiara here, pal?

562
00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:15,977
The Powers have placed
their gift in you.

563
00:41:16,185 --> 00:41:19,257
- Got that right.
- But let us be clear...

564
00:41:19,465 --> 00:41:22,298
...you have no authority.
- I'm the princess.

565
00:41:22,505 --> 00:41:26,384
You, like the Groosalugg,
are a tool of the Covenant.

566
00:41:26,585 --> 00:41:28,655
You will do what we tell you.

567
00:41:29,265 --> 00:41:31,938
If we tell you to mate,
you shall mate.

568
00:41:32,145 --> 00:41:33,817
You can't force us to...

569
00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:37,415
If we tell you "silence,"
you shut your cow mouth!

570
00:41:39,025 --> 00:41:40,140
Pardon me?

571
00:41:40,385 --> 00:41:42,694
Pardon, Your Majesty?

572
00:41:43,265 --> 00:41:46,735
Don't you feel you've done
enough pardoning...

573
00:41:48,865 --> 00:41:51,015
...for one day?

574
00:42:31,505 --> 00:42:33,143
Grr. Arrgh.

575
00:42:33,585 --> 00:42:34,620
ANGEL:
Thank you.

576
00:42:37,145 --> 00:42:38,134
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