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Lenny, please.
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Don't.
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You think I'm not gonna find you
after you humiliate me again?
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I didn't do anything.
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I swear, I never...
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I know what you're doing. I see.
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The men, the lies.
This is the last time, damn it.
8
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What do you want, baby?
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You only get like this when you're...
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What are you gonna do?
Pulverize me right here?
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Somebody will hear me scream.
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In downtown L.A. at night?
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Who's gonna hear, Rach?
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Nobody who cares.
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Besides...
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...this will be over fast.
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Please...
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...no.
19
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I'm sorry.
I just can't take this anymore.
20
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Poor Lenny. Terrorizing your
girlfriend too much for you?
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I can make it stop.
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Are you all right?
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- Is he...?
- It's okay.
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He's not getting up for a while.
25
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I can't believe
you actually showed up.
26
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That was the deal, right?
27
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"How can I thank you, you mysterious
black-clad hunk of a night thing?"
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"No need, little lady. Your tears
of gratitude are enough for me.
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You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire.
30
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But love and a pesky curse
defanged me.
31
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And now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy
with bad teeth."
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"No, not the hair. Never the hair."
33
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"But there must be some way
I can show my appreciation."
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"No! Helping those in need's my job.
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And working up a load
of sexual tension...
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...and prancing away
like a magnificent poof...
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...is truly thanks enough."
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"I understand.
I have a nephew who's gay, so..."
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"Say no more! Evil's still afoot.
40
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And I'm almost out of that
nancy-boy hair gel I like so much!
41
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Quickly! To the Angelmobile! Away!"
42
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Go on with you.
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Play the big, strapping hero
while you can.
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You have a few surprises
coming your way.
45
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The ring of Amarra...
46
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...a visit from your old pal Spike...
47
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...and oh, yeah...
48
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...your gruesome, horrible death.
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In the Dark
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Another 40 minutes
of uninterrupted music.
51
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You're listening to the sounds of
L.A. 's only modern alternative...
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... KLA Rock.
53
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It's 11:05.
Do you know what your karma is?
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This is so awesome.
Our first walk-in client.
55
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It's all according to plan.
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See girl in distress. See Angel save
girl from druggie-stalker boyfriend.
57
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See boyfriend go to jail.
58
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And see...
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...invoice!
60
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- What?
- Nothing.
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You're doing a lovely job.
Very official.
62
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So why not rejoice
at our first paying client?
63
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Because that's not money
in your hand. That's mail.
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There's a difference
between that and getting paid.
65
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But she has to pay. Invoice.
66
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That's the rule of our whole society.
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Defaulting. Another popular rule.
Especially with the down-and-outs.
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Not that I've perpetrated
said heinousness myself...
69
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What are you saying? Why bother?
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I'm saying if you and I hope to take
that cruise to the Bahamas together...
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...we'll need
a lot more clients of means.
72
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And a reality where
you're Matthew McConaughey.
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Hello, L.A.
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Oz? Oh, my God!
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Oz, I am so happy to see you!
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Good old Oz.
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Oz.
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Let me just take a stab at this,
but you'd be Oz?
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- Good guess.
- This is so cool.
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I mean, here you are in L. A...
81
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...and you're the embodiment
of all things Sunnydale.
82
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Well, it's a burden, but I manage.
83
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Okay, we have serious
catching up to do.
84
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- How's everything? How's the Bronze?
- The same.
85
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- And the gang?
- Good.
86
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Good? Good!
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Good.
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- We done?
- Completely.
89
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Oh, this is Doyle.
He, air-quote, "works here."
90
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I heard the rumors.
You can fill me in on the real deal.
91
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- You guys are detectives?
- No. I'm an actress.
92
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Quite a captivating one at that.
93
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And between my many gigs,
I choose to help Angel.
94
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Yeah, he's the detective.
95
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Does he have a hat and gun?
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Just fangs.
97
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Well, that works. Where is he?
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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- Oz.
- Angel.
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- Nice surprise.
- Thanks.
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- Staying long?
- A few days.
102
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They always like this?
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No, we're usually laconic.
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Come on in.
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So.
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- Good to see you.
- Likewise.
107
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I came primarily for a gig,
but also to give you this.
108
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Wait a minute,
is that what I think it is?
109
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It's the Gem of Amarra.
110
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One and the same.
111
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Buffy wanted you to have it.
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Hey, Buffy.
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- How is good old Buffy, anyway?
- She's...
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Still the brave little slayer,
or moping like...
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...nobody around here.
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She's good.
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She's Buffy.
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For right now, can we concentrate
on the mother lode Angel just hit?
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Why are you waiting? Put it on.
120
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You're getting weird with this ring.
121
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When did you care about accessorizing?
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Since the accessory's priceless...
123
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...and renders the wearer unkillable
if he's a vampire.
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Unkillable?
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Not even stakes?
126
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Not nothing. Not stakes, not fire...
127
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...and best of all, not even sunlight.
128
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Just think of it.
Poolside tanning...
129
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...bargain matinees,
plus several strip clubs...
130
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...that have a luncheon buffet
that's quite tasty.
131
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I've heard.
132
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- And it's from Buffy.
- Yeah.
133
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Spike dug up Sunnydale
looking for it...
134
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...but got a fistful of Buffy
and left it.
135
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She wanted it in good hands.
136
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- So she sent you?
- I was heading this way.
137
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She didn't even send a note?
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Wow.
139
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That's really...
140
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This is one of those times I should
shy away from the topic, isn't it?
141
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This will boost your spirits.
142
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Put it on, and here, I'll stake you.
It'll be fun!
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Maybe later.
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- Are you out of your mind?
- I said, later.
145
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Okay, you have it your way, but...
146
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...I'm still going to celebrate
with a drink.
147
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He'd celebrate the opening
of a mailbox with a drink.
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- You coming, Oz?
- Yeah, I could eat.
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Go ahead.
150
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God.
151
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Know what would feel really good?
152
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One of those mind-numbing...
153
00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:02,983
...head-cracking visions
I get from time to time.
154
00:10:03,225 --> 00:10:05,819
Because that would really kill me.
155
00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:08,215
Is there some kind of trick to this?
156
00:10:08,465 --> 00:10:12,777
The trick is laying off the ale before
you start quoting Angela 's Ashes...
157
00:10:12,985 --> 00:10:14,384
...and weeping like a baby.
158
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- That's a good book.
- So I've heard.
159
00:10:18,065 --> 00:10:21,375
But I doubt the main characters
are Betty and Barney Rubble...
160
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...as you so vehemently insisted
last night.
161
00:10:24,945 --> 00:10:29,382
Also, I don't think Oz appreciated
being called "my little Bam Bam."
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Hello.
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Hello?
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- Angel.
- Rachel? Is that you?
165
00:11:01,065 --> 00:11:04,580
They let Lenny out.
The lawyer said something about...
166
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... a technicality.
167
00:11:06,025 --> 00:11:07,583
I'll be right there.
168
00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:17,580
Angel.
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You have something I'm looking for.
A shiny bauble.
170
00:11:23,505 --> 00:11:26,861
Might as well go home, Spike.
The Gem of Amarra stays with me.
171
00:11:32,065 --> 00:11:35,580
Why? Because you're
"Angel, Vamp Detective" now?
172
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I'm so scared.
173
00:11:37,945 --> 00:11:39,981
What's next, vampire cowboy?
174
00:11:40,225 --> 00:11:41,260
Vampire fireman?
175
00:11:41,505 --> 00:11:43,382
Oh, vampire ballerina.
176
00:11:43,585 --> 00:11:45,303
I do like to work with my legs.
177
00:12:00,865 --> 00:12:03,140
So, you and I duke it out, huh?
178
00:12:03,345 --> 00:12:05,256
This your strategy to get the ring?
179
00:12:05,545 --> 00:12:06,534
I had a plan.
180
00:12:09,865 --> 00:12:11,776
- You? A plan?
- A good plan.
181
00:12:11,985 --> 00:12:14,499
Smart, carefully laid out.
182
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But I got bored.
183
00:12:19,225 --> 00:12:21,102
All that watching, waiting.
184
00:12:21,345 --> 00:12:23,700
My legs started to cramp.
185
00:12:24,865 --> 00:12:27,299
Enough with this.
Tell me where the ring is!
186
00:12:28,585 --> 00:12:31,179
It wouldn't go with your outfit.
187
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Cordelia.
188
00:12:44,225 --> 00:12:45,544
You look smashing.
189
00:12:46,345 --> 00:12:48,575
- You lose weight?
- Yes.
190
00:12:48,825 --> 00:12:51,134
There's this great gym on...
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00:12:51,585 --> 00:12:52,734
Hey.
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I'll get that ring.
193
00:12:55,465 --> 00:12:58,980
This isn't over until one of us
is a pile of dust.
194
00:12:59,425 --> 00:13:00,494
You okay?
195
00:13:00,985 --> 00:13:04,375
- More importantly, how's the ring?
- It's fine.
196
00:13:05,545 --> 00:13:07,581
I can't say the same
for you two, though.
197
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,825
Better get out of sight.
Spike's out for blood.
198
00:13:11,065 --> 00:13:12,783
Take her to your place.
199
00:13:13,065 --> 00:13:15,295
His place? Why can't I just go home?
200
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:18,184
Because he knows you.
He can track you down.
201
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,774
He's not invited, right?
He can't come in.
202
00:13:20,985 --> 00:13:22,976
He can burn the place to the ground.
203
00:13:23,185 --> 00:13:24,664
Doyle's place it is.
204
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,054
What about you?
205
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,216
He'll be coming back for you.
206
00:13:28,545 --> 00:13:30,775
- I know.
- So, what will you do?
207
00:13:30,985 --> 00:13:32,338
Find him first.
208
00:13:33,265 --> 00:13:35,176
- All right.
- All right, let's go.
209
00:13:43,465 --> 00:13:44,659
Not Spice.
210
00:13:44,905 --> 00:13:49,376
That's the bird that works down on
Broadway. Spike, as in railroad.
211
00:13:49,985 --> 00:13:51,976
Yeah, vampire. Right.
212
00:13:52,585 --> 00:13:53,779
No.
213
00:13:54,385 --> 00:13:55,977
Okay, then. Thanks.
214
00:13:57,865 --> 00:13:59,821
Frankie Tripod, a big "no."
215
00:14:00,065 --> 00:14:04,217
Frankie Tripod? I get it. Some kind
of three-legged monster, right?
216
00:14:04,465 --> 00:14:05,375
No, he's human.
217
00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:07,775
Then, what's his name supposed to...?
218
00:14:09,425 --> 00:14:12,576
Listen, why don't you sit down,
get comfortable?
219
00:14:13,025 --> 00:14:17,177
Angel said to go through every contact
until I find where Spike is hiding.
220
00:14:17,385 --> 00:14:18,500
Could be a while.
221
00:14:18,745 --> 00:14:22,704
I couldn't get comfortable here
if the floor was lined with mink.
222
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,901
How can you live like this?
223
00:14:25,145 --> 00:14:29,502
I didn't until last week. Then I saw
your place and called my decorator.
224
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:30,495
No way.
225
00:14:30,705 --> 00:14:32,218
My apartment is nowhere near...
226
00:14:32,425 --> 00:14:33,540
...this yucky.
227
00:14:36,865 --> 00:14:38,981
- Smells like bong water in here.
- Okay...
228
00:14:39,185 --> 00:14:42,575
...some laundry may be
a couple of days past due, but...
229
00:14:45,825 --> 00:14:47,383
Hey, Kizzy.
230
00:14:47,825 --> 00:14:49,463
Yeah, a vamp called Spike.
231
00:14:49,945 --> 00:14:50,934
No, huh?
232
00:14:51,465 --> 00:14:53,421
What? A C-note?
233
00:14:53,665 --> 00:14:55,735
No, I absolutely paid that back.
234
00:14:56,065 --> 00:14:58,579
No, sorry.
There goes my other line, got to...
235
00:15:00,785 --> 00:15:03,583
He was mistaken.
But I didn't have time to get into it.
236
00:15:03,865 --> 00:15:05,583
I'm on a mission here.
237
00:15:07,265 --> 00:15:10,063
So, what about this Spike?
Is he as bad as all that?
238
00:15:10,265 --> 00:15:11,584
Should I be sweating?
239
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,220
No, he's not so...
240
00:15:16,865 --> 00:15:18,059
Sweat.
241
00:15:19,505 --> 00:15:21,177
That's what I figured.
242
00:15:26,265 --> 00:15:29,860
Keep showing up like this,
I'll think you're a man of your word.
243
00:15:30,105 --> 00:15:31,379
Stranger things...
244
00:15:31,585 --> 00:15:33,018
Not many.
245
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,257
We'll get you out.
There are places you'll be safe.
246
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,016
- Like a shelter?
- It's a start.
247
00:15:41,225 --> 00:15:43,785
He won't be able to find you, I swear.
248
00:15:44,225 --> 00:15:47,183
No, it's not the shelter.
It's just...
249
00:15:50,305 --> 00:15:54,378
Half the time, you know how this whole
thing starts up, Lenny and me?
250
00:15:54,665 --> 00:15:55,814
You call him.
251
00:15:56,065 --> 00:15:57,623
I just...
252
00:15:57,865 --> 00:16:00,174
I start to jones for him...
253
00:16:00,425 --> 00:16:02,655
...the way he joneses for rock.
254
00:16:03,025 --> 00:16:07,177
And I call or find him in some dive
and drag him home.
255
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,063
And it's good for a while.
256
00:16:09,305 --> 00:16:10,624
But it doesn't last.
257
00:16:10,985 --> 00:16:13,499
This last time
he would have killed you.
258
00:16:21,065 --> 00:16:23,181
I'm scared, Angel.
259
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:27,378
I'm more scared of me
than I am of him right now.
260
00:16:27,585 --> 00:16:29,382
You're at a crossroads. I know.
261
00:16:29,585 --> 00:16:32,816
It's either go for the easy fix
and wait for the consequences...
262
00:16:33,065 --> 00:16:36,182
...or take the hard road
and go with faith.
263
00:16:37,145 --> 00:16:38,703
Oh, God.
264
00:16:38,945 --> 00:16:41,778
You're not from that freaky church
on Sunset, are you?
265
00:16:43,145 --> 00:16:45,579
In yourself. That kind of faith.
266
00:16:46,545 --> 00:16:49,457
I'm saying, if you leave
Lenny for good, it'll hurt.
267
00:16:49,705 --> 00:16:52,060
But, eventually,
you'll be stronger for it.
268
00:16:52,265 --> 00:16:55,575
And maybe you'll find your way
to the kind of love you deserve.
269
00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:59,737
You mean the kind that comes
without 911 calls?
270
00:17:00,545 --> 00:17:02,501
That's the general idea.
271
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:04,740
Oh, yeah.
272
00:17:05,505 --> 00:17:09,293
Spike's nearly killed Buffy. I mention
he's killed two slayers already?
273
00:17:09,545 --> 00:17:10,580
You did.
274
00:17:10,785 --> 00:17:13,094
And one time he and Dru
raised a demon...
275
00:17:13,345 --> 00:17:15,654
...that burned people alive
from the inside.
276
00:17:15,905 --> 00:17:18,783
It was this whole weird thing
with an arm in a box.
277
00:17:19,065 --> 00:17:20,418
An arm in a box?
278
00:17:23,945 --> 00:17:25,776
- House of Pies.
- Doyle?
279
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:27,380
Is that you?
280
00:17:27,585 --> 00:17:30,304
Just laying low.
The calls to past acquaintances...
281
00:17:30,545 --> 00:17:32,376
...stirred up a few resentments.
282
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,938
I hope it was worth it.
283
00:17:34,145 --> 00:17:38,104
Manny The Pig said he didn 't know
about a vampire called Spike.
284
00:17:38,345 --> 00:17:39,573
- So?
- He said that...
285
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,293
...before I mentioned
anything about Spike.
286
00:17:42,505 --> 00:17:45,975
So you'll find him at a joint
on 3rd called the Orbit Room.
287
00:17:46,385 --> 00:17:48,501
Okay. I'll start with Manny The Pig.
288
00:17:48,745 --> 00:17:50,383
Work your way down.
289
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,457
He left for the club!
290
00:17:58,025 --> 00:17:59,458
Try the game.
291
00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:08,659
Put them down.
292
00:18:08,905 --> 00:18:10,418
He'll kill me if I talk.
293
00:18:10,665 --> 00:18:13,384
How healthy do you think it is
to stay quiet?
294
00:18:13,585 --> 00:18:15,177
He's out back.
295
00:18:28,145 --> 00:18:29,578
Let her go.
296
00:18:31,465 --> 00:18:34,696
Did anyone ever tell you
you're a hell of a buzz-kill?
297
00:18:36,105 --> 00:18:37,094
Run!
298
00:18:43,265 --> 00:18:45,779
Caught me fair and square, white hat.
299
00:18:48,025 --> 00:18:51,415
Guess there's nothing to do now
but go along quietly...
300
00:18:51,665 --> 00:18:54,179
...and pay my debt to society.
301
00:18:54,385 --> 00:18:57,263
You think you can come to my town
and pull this crap?
302
00:18:57,505 --> 00:18:58,984
You never learn, Spike.
303
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:01,022
I may be a slow learner, but...
304
00:19:06,385 --> 00:19:08,023
...eventually I catch on.
305
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,775
Angel should have called by now.
306
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,576
This is bad.
307
00:19:25,225 --> 00:19:26,783
Maybe not.
308
00:19:27,145 --> 00:19:31,184
Maybe he did away with Spike in short
order and decided to try surfing.
309
00:19:32,105 --> 00:19:35,780
Right. What am I worried about?
Angel has the ring.
310
00:19:36,025 --> 00:19:37,663
- Right?
- Absolutely.
311
00:19:37,905 --> 00:19:41,341
I bet he's hanging 10 off the sandy
shores of Malibu right now.
312
00:19:41,545 --> 00:19:45,174
Wind in his hair,
bikini babes a-whistling.
313
00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:59,781
Marcus is an expert.
314
00:20:00,345 --> 00:20:04,179
Some say "artist" but I've never
been comfortable with labels.
315
00:20:04,505 --> 00:20:07,383
He's a bloody king of torture, he is.
316
00:20:08,225 --> 00:20:10,056
Humans, demons...
317
00:20:10,865 --> 00:20:13,379
...politicians, makes no difference.
318
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:16,578
Some say he invented
several of the classics...
319
00:20:16,785 --> 00:20:19,583
...but he won't tell me which ones.
320
00:20:22,185 --> 00:20:26,258
Beneath the cool exterior,
you'll find he's rather shy.
321
00:20:27,345 --> 00:20:29,176
Except with kids.
322
00:20:30,345 --> 00:20:33,382
You like kids, don't you, Marcus?
323
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:35,981
Well, likes to eat.
324
00:20:36,745 --> 00:20:38,542
And other nasty things.
325
00:20:47,065 --> 00:20:48,180
His skin.
326
00:20:48,425 --> 00:20:50,302
Annoying, isn't it? Still attached.
327
00:20:50,545 --> 00:20:54,379
Over 200 years of living
and so little external damage.
328
00:20:55,945 --> 00:20:57,776
What about internal?
329
00:20:58,065 --> 00:21:01,421
Do you two need to be alone
or can we get on with it?
330
00:21:01,665 --> 00:21:02,893
He's known love.
331
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,024
And with a slayer no less.
How's that for perversion?
332
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,381
And he has a soul.
333
00:21:08,585 --> 00:21:13,136
Right, a vampire with a soul cursed
to walk the earth, trying to do good.
334
00:21:13,345 --> 00:21:14,778
That's not a problem, is it?
335
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:18,381
On the contrary. Creatures with souls
have something to lose.
336
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:21,423
Souls, fingers, toes,
let's get chopping, shall we?
337
00:21:21,665 --> 00:21:23,303
I want my damn ring.
338
00:21:23,545 --> 00:21:25,581
What do you want, Angel?
339
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:29,583
Are you gonna torture me
or just bore me to death?
340
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,581
Probably a little of both.
341
00:21:41,025 --> 00:21:43,459
Someone's having shish kebab.
342
00:21:43,705 --> 00:21:45,582
What do you want?
343
00:21:46,185 --> 00:21:47,823
What do you want, Angel?
344
00:21:48,065 --> 00:21:51,262
House in the country.
Running shoes you can wear to dinner.
345
00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:53,622
Why do you keep asking that?
346
00:21:53,865 --> 00:21:55,981
And why do you keep playing Brahms?
347
00:21:56,225 --> 00:22:00,184
Actually it's Mozart. Symphony 41.
I find it very effective.
348
00:22:00,425 --> 00:22:03,178
Personally, I like his
older, funnier symphonies.
349
00:22:03,385 --> 00:22:05,137
Look, I want my ring!
350
00:22:05,345 --> 00:22:07,779
And if I don't get it pretty soon...
351
00:22:09,945 --> 00:22:12,015
...I'll stake him right here and now!
352
00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:15,177
He knows you won't kill him
until you get the ring.
353
00:22:15,425 --> 00:22:16,778
He knows you're lying.
354
00:22:18,345 --> 00:22:20,381
Then you get it for me.
355
00:22:22,305 --> 00:22:25,297
Soon he'll tell me everything
and then some.
356
00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:27,297
And he knows I'm not lying.
357
00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:31,058
I believe he does.
358
00:22:31,305 --> 00:22:33,023
- You're an idiot.
- You think?
359
00:22:33,265 --> 00:22:36,416
Because I'm not the one
with the hot pokers in my side.
360
00:22:36,665 --> 00:22:38,576
You hired a vampire.
361
00:22:39,145 --> 00:22:42,615
What do you think he'll do with it
when he finds it? Hand it to you?
362
00:22:43,225 --> 00:22:47,423
Oh, good lord, why didn't I think...?
Oh, half a mo. I did.
363
00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:51,903
I hired a guy who doesn't care
about the ring or anything else...
364
00:22:52,145 --> 00:22:55,376
...except taking blokes apart
one piece at a time.
365
00:22:55,585 --> 00:22:56,984
It's called addiction.
366
00:22:57,225 --> 00:22:58,977
We all have them.
367
00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:02,895
I believe yours is named
Slutty the Vampire Slayer.
368
00:23:05,225 --> 00:23:06,419
Thank you.
369
00:23:09,025 --> 00:23:10,504
Speaking of little Buff...
370
00:23:10,745 --> 00:23:13,703
...I ran into her recently.
Your name didn't come up.
371
00:23:13,945 --> 00:23:16,015
Although she has been awful busy...
372
00:23:16,265 --> 00:23:19,416
...jumping the bones of the first
lunkhead who came along.
373
00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:22,577
Good-looking fellow.
Used her shamelessly.
374
00:23:23,665 --> 00:23:27,101
She is cute when she's hurting,
isn't she?
375
00:23:27,345 --> 00:23:29,984
She's cuter when she's
kicking your ass.
376
00:23:37,705 --> 00:23:41,175
I think I'll get some fresh air,
leave you two kids to it.
377
00:23:45,945 --> 00:23:48,379
Now that's music.
378
00:24:00,225 --> 00:24:01,977
If I was a ring...
379
00:24:02,185 --> 00:24:03,777
...where would I be?
380
00:24:23,585 --> 00:24:25,496
Well, this is fun...
381
00:24:25,745 --> 00:24:28,384
...but it's gonna get old real fast.
382
00:24:33,065 --> 00:24:35,181
Most things that live and breathe...
383
00:24:35,425 --> 00:24:38,576
...hate the dark and love the light.
384
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:48,976
We're different though, aren't we?
385
00:24:49,185 --> 00:24:52,222
We hate the light of day
and it hates us back in kind.
386
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:58,775
You hid the ring, Angel.
387
00:24:59,105 --> 00:25:02,814
You could be walking in the light
right now. So I have to wonder...
388
00:25:03,065 --> 00:25:05,784
...what do you want if not the ring?
389
00:25:07,025 --> 00:25:10,256
It's through the pain that we find
the truth of who we are.
390
00:25:10,505 --> 00:25:12,575
It strips us of our defenses.
391
00:25:12,985 --> 00:25:15,783
We are made innocent again,
like children.
392
00:25:16,345 --> 00:25:18,142
I like children, Angel.
393
00:25:18,385 --> 00:25:21,058
I'm here to help you
find that innocence...
394
00:25:21,305 --> 00:25:22,704
...here...
395
00:25:22,945 --> 00:25:24,583
...with the light.
396
00:25:28,785 --> 00:25:31,857
When you're through giving the place
the Johnny Depp-over...
397
00:25:32,105 --> 00:25:34,778
...I hope you have the cash
to pay for all this.
398
00:25:35,665 --> 00:25:38,338
- Love the hair.
- Wish I could say the same to you.
399
00:25:38,545 --> 00:25:40,024
That's close enough, dimwit.
400
00:25:41,345 --> 00:25:44,098
What is it with you good guys
running in packs?
401
00:25:44,305 --> 00:25:46,660
- Who's this one?
- More than meets the eye.
402
00:25:46,865 --> 00:25:49,618
The mick's got spine.
403
00:25:49,865 --> 00:25:51,617
Maybe I'll snap it in two.
404
00:25:51,865 --> 00:25:53,981
Do you want me to use this?
405
00:25:54,545 --> 00:25:57,139
You'll be dead
before the arrow leaves the bow.
406
00:25:59,465 --> 00:26:00,978
Now where was I?
407
00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:04,575
Tired of looking for that ring.
You two should take over.
408
00:26:04,825 --> 00:26:06,224
Where's Angel?
409
00:26:07,985 --> 00:26:10,374
Tall, brooding guy? Caveman brow?
410
00:26:10,585 --> 00:26:13,145
He's having the hell
tortured out of him.
411
00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:15,217
You know how stubborn he is.
412
00:26:15,465 --> 00:26:17,376
He might die
before he gives up the ring.
413
00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:20,617
Why don't you two find it real fast
and give it to me.
414
00:26:20,865 --> 00:26:22,093
I'll let Angel go.
415
00:26:23,265 --> 00:26:24,254
I don't trust you.
416
00:26:24,465 --> 00:26:26,979
To coin a popular Sunnydale phrase,
"Duh."
417
00:26:27,225 --> 00:26:29,136
But you do have until sundown.
418
00:26:29,665 --> 00:26:33,624
I'll be behind Peterson's Fishery,
between Seward and Westminster.
419
00:26:33,865 --> 00:26:35,218
Don't be late.
420
00:26:36,785 --> 00:26:40,175
You did terrible things
when you were bad, didn't you?
421
00:26:40,425 --> 00:26:43,781
And now you're trying so hard
to do good.
422
00:26:44,025 --> 00:26:45,094
But Angel...
423
00:26:45,665 --> 00:26:47,621
...there's nothing bad or good...
424
00:26:47,865 --> 00:26:49,617
...but thinking makes it so.
425
00:26:54,345 --> 00:26:56,654
Now, I can make the pain go away...
426
00:26:59,345 --> 00:27:01,939
...and, as you know,
I can bring it bank again.
427
00:27:10,425 --> 00:27:12,177
What do you want, Angel?
428
00:27:12,945 --> 00:27:15,778
I think I know,
but I'd like to hear it from you.
429
00:27:16,345 --> 00:27:17,573
The truth.
430
00:27:17,825 --> 00:27:19,781
I'll know if you're lying.
431
00:27:25,665 --> 00:27:26,984
I want...
432
00:27:30,665 --> 00:27:32,223
...forgiveness.
433
00:27:32,465 --> 00:27:33,500
Yes.
434
00:27:33,705 --> 00:27:35,024
That's the truth.
435
00:27:35,385 --> 00:27:36,818
And you want to earn it.
436
00:27:37,065 --> 00:27:39,374
You don't take the easy way out.
437
00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:41,980
Which is why I like you so much.
438
00:27:42,345 --> 00:27:43,824
In the end...
439
00:27:44,065 --> 00:27:47,375
...you won't feel guilt or remorse...
440
00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:50,093
...or anything but pure darkness.
441
00:27:51,265 --> 00:27:53,460
In the end, the ring, the past...
442
00:27:53,705 --> 00:27:56,173
...none of it will mean anything
anymore.
443
00:27:56,385 --> 00:27:57,977
You'll be free.
444
00:27:58,505 --> 00:27:59,824
I promise.
445
00:28:00,025 --> 00:28:01,777
And I promise...
446
00:28:02,705 --> 00:28:03,774
...to kill you.
447
00:28:04,585 --> 00:28:06,098
Staking the torturer...
448
00:28:06,345 --> 00:28:08,381
...is strictly prohibited.
449
00:28:10,945 --> 00:28:13,903
Easy, big fella.
Still need that ring.
450
00:28:14,145 --> 00:28:17,421
Now you've made him mad.
Wouldn't want to be in your chains.
451
00:28:17,625 --> 00:28:19,104
It won't be long now.
452
00:28:19,545 --> 00:28:23,697
Well, what say I grab a pair of
needlenose pliers and give a hand?
453
00:28:28,265 --> 00:28:30,017
- Drat.
- What?
454
00:28:30,265 --> 00:28:32,460
It's not in the freezer or the toilet.
455
00:28:32,705 --> 00:28:35,139
In the movies,
it's always in one of those.
456
00:28:35,385 --> 00:28:36,738
- It's not here.
- No.
457
00:28:36,945 --> 00:28:38,219
We looked everywhere.
458
00:28:38,585 --> 00:28:40,815
- Except?
- The rat-infested tunnels...
459
00:28:41,065 --> 00:28:43,533
...he uses to get around
in the daytime.
460
00:28:46,105 --> 00:28:48,380
This is not a needle in a haystack.
461
00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:50,263
This is a needle in Kansas.
462
00:28:50,505 --> 00:28:52,143
I know, you're right.
463
00:28:52,345 --> 00:28:54,336
We just gotta keep looking.
464
00:29:21,025 --> 00:29:22,538
Here!
465
00:29:23,785 --> 00:29:25,138
How did you do that?
466
00:29:25,385 --> 00:29:28,218
- You gotta get lucky sometimes.
- I could hug you!
467
00:29:28,825 --> 00:29:31,498
Not that lucky.
Come on, we gotta save Angel.
468
00:29:31,865 --> 00:29:34,584
By giving Spike
what he wants so he can kill us.
469
00:29:34,825 --> 00:29:38,022
Right. No. We need a plan.
470
00:29:42,505 --> 00:29:44,416
So where's my ring?
471
00:29:44,665 --> 00:29:46,860
- Not on us.
- But we know where it is.
472
00:29:47,065 --> 00:29:50,341
And suddenly I'm so painfully bored.
473
00:29:50,825 --> 00:29:52,941
Time runs short, children.
474
00:29:53,225 --> 00:29:56,058
Give me that ring
as if Angel's life depended on it.
475
00:29:56,305 --> 00:29:59,342
Listen, you little Cockney,
take us to Angel, now.
476
00:29:59,585 --> 00:30:01,382
Show us he's still in one piece...
477
00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,855
...we'll tell you
where to find your ring.
478
00:30:04,705 --> 00:30:06,616
He's still alive, I think.
479
00:30:06,865 --> 00:30:09,823
"In one piece" was never
a part of the deal.
480
00:30:12,665 --> 00:30:14,462
Lucy, I'm home!
481
00:30:15,825 --> 00:30:17,497
A deal's a deal.
482
00:30:19,345 --> 00:30:21,176
Our deal was for the ring. So...
483
00:30:21,385 --> 00:30:24,138
...you've wasted enough
of my time, I'd like it...
484
00:30:24,385 --> 00:30:25,898
...now!
485
00:30:26,105 --> 00:30:28,744
You want the ring, you dog?
486
00:30:30,425 --> 00:30:31,744
Fetch!
487
00:30:33,865 --> 00:30:37,335
Okay. Good.
You've got the ring, we've got Angel.
488
00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:40,224
Now you'll leave us alone
and we'll leave.
489
00:30:40,985 --> 00:30:44,455
Come on. You don't really think
we're gonna do that, do you?
490
00:30:46,185 --> 00:30:47,174
- Not really.
- No.
491
00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:15,343
Where's the ring?
492
00:31:20,505 --> 00:31:22,336
Bloody hell.
493
00:31:41,825 --> 00:31:44,100
Son of a bitch!
494
00:31:46,665 --> 00:31:48,735
I do the work...
495
00:31:48,945 --> 00:31:50,537
...I do the digging...
496
00:31:50,945 --> 00:31:52,378
...fight off a slayer...
497
00:31:52,625 --> 00:31:54,855
...drive to L. A...
498
00:31:55,105 --> 00:31:56,333
...hire the help...
499
00:31:56,585 --> 00:31:58,337
...and what do I get?
500
00:31:58,705 --> 00:32:01,742
Royally screwed is what!
501
00:32:03,385 --> 00:32:06,536
Well, that cinches it.
No more partners.
502
00:32:06,745 --> 00:32:09,339
From now on, I'm my own man.
503
00:32:10,665 --> 00:32:12,542
Lone wolf.
504
00:32:12,865 --> 00:32:14,776
Sole survivor.
505
00:32:15,025 --> 00:32:16,822
Look out!
506
00:32:17,065 --> 00:32:21,934
Here comes Spike,
the biggest, baddest mother...
507
00:32:30,825 --> 00:32:32,895
I really hope they kill each other.
508
00:32:55,745 --> 00:32:57,258
- How is he?
- He'll live.
509
00:32:57,505 --> 00:32:59,223
He needs a hospital.
510
00:32:59,465 --> 00:33:02,025
Which one?
They all specialize in humans.
511
00:33:02,225 --> 00:33:03,738
He's right. Too risky.
512
00:33:03,945 --> 00:33:05,173
Know any first aid?
513
00:33:05,425 --> 00:33:08,178
Your basic 6th grade,
but I can improvise.
514
00:33:08,385 --> 00:33:10,740
- lf we find someplace dark...
- Turn around.
515
00:33:11,345 --> 00:33:13,381
- He's delirious, ignore him.
- Turn around.
516
00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:15,934
Why? It's daylight
and you're ringless.
517
00:33:16,145 --> 00:33:18,818
Unless you change the act
to human torch, no.
518
00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:21,056
She's right. You're death on toast.
519
00:33:21,305 --> 00:33:23,216
No shape to fight a torture demon.
520
00:33:25,225 --> 00:33:27,295
Okay, he's got a thing for children.
521
00:33:28,425 --> 00:33:31,178
Oz, turn around.
He can't have gone far.
522
00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:41,945
Hello, boys and girls.
523
00:33:55,945 --> 00:33:59,620
Run. Move your little scout legs.
Now! Go!
524
00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:03,819
Damn it, I'll get him.
525
00:34:09,705 --> 00:34:11,502
- Sure about this?
- Yeah.
526
00:34:27,385 --> 00:34:28,454
Where is he?
527
00:34:52,265 --> 00:34:55,575
- Are you planning to kill me?
- Well, after all, I promised.
528
00:35:10,585 --> 00:35:11,938
You never cracked me.
529
00:35:15,425 --> 00:35:16,824
You tried, but you failed.
530
00:35:17,025 --> 00:35:19,220
Now that's gotta be torture.
531
00:35:56,985 --> 00:36:00,102
- Are you okay?
- Fine. I'm...
532
00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:01,899
Thanks for the help.
533
00:36:02,545 --> 00:36:03,739
You were key.
534
00:36:04,065 --> 00:36:05,100
You're...
535
00:36:05,305 --> 00:36:07,341
...incredibly pale.
536
00:36:09,745 --> 00:36:13,135
Look, you should lie down.
We should take you home.
537
00:36:14,545 --> 00:36:16,342
Just give him a minute.
538
00:36:32,985 --> 00:36:34,941
He's very pale.
539
00:36:35,945 --> 00:36:37,936
Paler than most people.
540
00:36:54,825 --> 00:36:57,259
So, how long has it been
between sunsets?
541
00:36:58,585 --> 00:37:00,621
Two hundred years, give or take.
542
00:37:01,025 --> 00:37:03,903
You gotta be feeling
damn good then. This ring...
543
00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:06,176
...changes everything, don't it?
544
00:37:12,225 --> 00:37:16,503
It's spectacular, but I promise there
will be another one again tomorrow.
545
00:37:16,945 --> 00:37:18,537
Not for me.
546
00:37:19,345 --> 00:37:23,384
What are you saying? The city will
get hit by a meteor before tomorrow?
547
00:37:23,625 --> 00:37:27,823
No, it's too horrible to say.
I can't bring myself to say the other.
548
00:37:28,065 --> 00:37:29,498
I'm not gonna wear the ring.
549
00:37:29,745 --> 00:37:31,144
That was the other.
550
00:37:34,105 --> 00:37:37,814
You got an addiction to the brooding
part of life. Anyone tell you that?
551
00:37:39,065 --> 00:37:40,942
Once or twice.
552
00:37:41,585 --> 00:37:43,018
Care to explain?
553
00:37:43,665 --> 00:37:46,133
This ring is redemption.
What you're waiting for.
554
00:37:46,385 --> 00:37:49,263
No, it just looks like it.
555
00:37:49,985 --> 00:37:52,453
- Think what you're saying.
- I have.
556
00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:58,540
I've thought of it from every angle,
and I figure I did a lot of damage.
557
00:37:58,785 --> 00:38:00,423
More than you can imagine.
558
00:38:03,105 --> 00:38:06,620
You don't get it because your period
of self-flagellation isn't over?
559
00:38:06,865 --> 00:38:09,538
Think of all
the daytime people you could help.
560
00:38:09,745 --> 00:38:11,337
They have help.
561
00:38:11,945 --> 00:38:14,334
The whole world is designed for them.
562
00:38:14,665 --> 00:38:17,737
So much that they have no idea
what goes on after dark.
563
00:38:19,225 --> 00:38:21,944
They don't see the weak ones
lost in the night...
564
00:38:22,145 --> 00:38:24,136
...or the things that prey on them.
565
00:38:26,425 --> 00:38:28,336
And if I join them...
566
00:38:28,945 --> 00:38:30,856
...maybe I'd stop seeing too.
567
00:38:33,705 --> 00:38:36,538
And who'd look out
for all the insomniacs?
568
00:38:37,185 --> 00:38:39,221
I was brought back for a reason.
569
00:38:39,465 --> 00:38:42,935
And I don't think it was
for 18 holes at Rancho.
570
00:39:20,545 --> 00:39:23,423
That Rachel girl
with the crazy boyfriend called...
571
00:39:23,665 --> 00:39:27,260
...and said to say thanks
and that she found a little faith.
572
00:39:27,505 --> 00:39:29,541
Said you'd know what that means.
573
00:39:30,145 --> 00:39:32,943
I don't know about you,
but I had a nice day.
574
00:39:36,385 --> 00:39:39,934
Except for the bulk of it
where I was nearly tortured to death.
575
00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:41,134
You stood up.
576
00:39:41,345 --> 00:39:44,223
Oh, God. I was this close
to telling him everything.
577
00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:47,775
One more hot poker
and I was giving him the ring...
578
00:39:48,025 --> 00:39:50,937
...your mom, everything.
579
00:39:51,905 --> 00:39:53,543
How is your mom?
580
00:40:31,945 --> 00:40:32,934
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581
00:40:33,105 --> 00:40:34,094
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