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Précédemment dans 90210

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You have to be so incredibly brave

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to trust somebody you just
met to carry your baby.

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I'd really like the
chance to be that person.

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C'est officiel,

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Je suis enceinte.

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I'm pregnant!

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I'm pregnant.

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The whole time that Naomi was
pushing me to flirt with Mark,

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I thought he liked you.

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Look, after what almost
went down with Dixon,

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I am not about to lose another friend.

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Okay, well then let's make a pact.

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All right? Mark is off limits.

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Okay, Mark is off limits. Deal.

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Divorce sucks, but it's the right thing.

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Yeah, no, it is.

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We're too young.

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I'm gonna miss you, Naomi.

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Dude, what's your problem?

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My problem is everyone asking me

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what my problem is.

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That kid that I hit

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yesterday decided not to press charges,

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so I'm off the hook.

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Hey, that's... that's fantastic.

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Our physics final's coming up.

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Once you figure out the answers,

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just text them to the rest of the guys.

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You need me to go.

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Yeah, it's just that

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my stepson's gonna be home soon and...

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Got it.

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I know. Yeah, I know.

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They're withholding the
semester grades because they know

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we were cheating.

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It's gonna come out.

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Everyone at Cronus is gonna be okay.

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I've set Navid Shirazi up

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to take the fall for the whole thing.

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Hey.

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Thanks for stopping by.

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Of course.

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Hey, you mind if I use
your shower while I'm here?

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Did you get sweaty on
the way over or something?

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Our water heater at home is broken.

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Instead of calling a
professional repairman,

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Liam and Mark see it as a great opportunity

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to compare the size of their...

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prowess at fixing things.

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Anyway, what's up?

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I'm worried about Naomi.

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She's been a little off
the last couple of days.

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And I think I figured out why.

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I found this in the drawer.

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Oh, man.

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Her divorce papers?

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Yeah. She hasn't said anything?

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No, she's just been moping
around and watching TV.

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Hasn't returned any calls for work.

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Am I interrupting something?

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You know, we're here

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if you need to talk or...

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if you're feeling depressed.

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Why would you think I'm depressed?

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Um, well, why have you been ignoring

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your business calls?

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I was gonna get around to them.

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Fine... if you got a bee in your bonnet.

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Wedding, 

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wedding,

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engagement party...

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another wedding.

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Media company looking for a planner

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for unspecified events.

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I will call Jordan Welland back right now.

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Happy?

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If you are.

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I couldn't be better.

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I have work to do.

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Biggest red flag?

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She hasn't even been plucking her eyebrows.

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I know.

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That means she's coming. This is it.

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Hey, guys, Michaela's flash mob

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video is, like, 750,000...

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After 14 hours of grueling labor...

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views.

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Oh, wow, that's great.

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The baby's head begins to fully emerge.

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Whoa, guys, are you actually
watching this on purpose?

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Dixon, please!

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This is beautiful.

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Do you want to feel the top of her head?

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Keep it going, that's great.

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Okay, see, I'm not the only one
who thinks this is disgusting.

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She has morning sickness, you idiot.

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Okay,

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well, this... this can't be helping.

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The morning sickness just started today.

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Well, shouldn't it be ending soon?

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It's about to be noon.

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I actually read that, uh,

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it doesn't always confine itself

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to the mornings.

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- Awesome.
- I know.

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It sucks, I'm sorry.

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But, hey, I'm gonna be here for you.

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Whatever you need.

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I can't believe it's actually happening!

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I mean, we have a due date.

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In eight months,

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I'm gonna be a mom.

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A healthy baby boy, slick

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with Savannah's nurturing birth fluid.

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Oh, okay, eight months. 

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Wow, well, um...

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I got to go...

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somewhere where this isn't happening.

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Hey, what's up?

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Isn't this a little weird now?

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Living in the back of
some guy's restaurant?

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No, I kind of like it.

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It's cozy.

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Oh, plus Mark and I made a deal.

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I sign for all the shipments
when he's not around

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and, uh, in exchange,

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I get all the free tacos I can eat.

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Ah, but what he doesn't know is that, uh,

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I can eat a lot of tacos.

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So, listen.

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I heard Campbell saying

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some pretty messed up stuff

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the other day about how, uh,

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he and his friends have been
doing some big cheating thing,

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and... they're gonna pin
the whole thing on you.

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What?

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I guess those Cronus jerks

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really think they can
get away with anything.

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But I mean, but come on,
making you the fall guy?

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You've never cheated a day in your life.

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Who's gonna believe them?

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Yeah, yeah, that's the thing, Liam, um...

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I did cheat.

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- What are you talking about?
- Well, I had a reason,

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- but...
- Well, what's the reason?

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I mean, you're, like, the
smartest guy in school.

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I... I texted the Cronus guys
the answers to the physics final.

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It was the only way Simon agreed

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not to press charges against you.

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What?

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N... Navid, you... you could take the fall

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for this as the ringleader.

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I wish you would've told me.

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It was my choice, but besides
you have nothing to worry about.

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I'm gonna go talk to the dean right now.

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I'm gonna tell him exactly

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who's orchestrating the cheating.

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What do you think he's gonna say?

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I... I think he'll appreciate the honesty.

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Hey, believe me...

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everything's gonna be fine, okay?

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I'm gonna beat Campbell to the punch.

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Yo, Annie, there's something wrong

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with the doorknob in your bathroom.

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Shh, I know.

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I... I don't want Mark
or Liam trying to fix it.

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Uh, why not?

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I thought they were good
at that kind of thing.

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Well, they both have minor strengths

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as well as delusions of grandeur.

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It's a bad combination, so
I'm gonna call a repairmen.

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Shh.

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Hey, what brings you over here so early?

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Honestly, man, I just had
to get out of the house.

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Between Silver and Michaela, man, I feel

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like the whole house is pregnant.

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You need a little
estrogen break... I get it.

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These girls, they're great,

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but they can be a little overwhelming.

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Tell me about it, man.

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And you had that whole Annie,
Naomi sister thing going on.

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Exactly.

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You and I have that in common, I guess.

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At least the Annie part.

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Does that kind of make us related?

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Yeah, yeah, I guess it does.

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I mean, so... so what are we?

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Like, uh, brothers twice
removed or something?

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We're in a brotherly zone.

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Yeah.

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Let's call it faux bros.

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Faux bros... I like that. 

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So what do you say we make this
faux bro-hood official, huh?

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Let's go out tonight,
let's get some drinks.

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Meet some girls.

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You mean ones who aren't
our sisters or their friends

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or their friend's pregnant surrogates?

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Yeah.

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I'm liking the sound of this.

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Yes.

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I'm glad you called me back, Naomi.

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I started my media company two years ago,

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and we are finally starting
to get some real traction.

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And we're looking to throw some events.

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Uh, launches, premieres,
that kind of thing.

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Well, Jordan, I can assure you those type

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of high-end corporate
events are right up my alley.

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I can give you some references if you like.

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Well, I don't need any references,

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I just want to make sure
our parties are cool.

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You know, not all stodgy and establishment.

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That's why I came to you.

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You know, we're both getting
started the same time.

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You're young, you're fun.

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Single, huh?

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Not to make this all
about your personal life,

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but who we are affects how we work.

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Don't you think?

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- Yeah, of course.
- Okay.

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So take a look at some of
our projects and if you think

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it'll be a good fit, please give me a call.

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Oh, I'm sure it's a perfect fit,

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but I will certainly look over this

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and get back to you with
some of my super cool ideas

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that come so naturally to me.

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Thank you for coming.

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All right.

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- All right.
- Thank you.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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Hey.

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You okay?

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No.

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I don't think I am.

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I'm not young and fun and single.

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I'm divorced.

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I'm a sad old divorcée.

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Stop, okay? Can I make you some tea?

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I think Ivy left it behind...
it's nice, it's calming.

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No, no tea. I don't, I don't need that.

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I'm not some pathetic hippy-dippy failure.

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I just told you that I drank some.

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If I'm gonna be able to plan

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the kind of party that Jordan wants,

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I'm gonna have to snap out of this.

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So I'm going to go out.

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I'm gonna do shots.

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I'm gonna get crazy and
you're gonna do it with me.

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Naomi, are you sure this is what you need?

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No, I've never needed
anything more in my life.

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You have to call Annie and
Silver, tell them to meet us.

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Because tonight the real Naomi is back.

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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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All right, thank you.

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Well, what a coincidence.

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What did you just tell the dean?

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Nothing much... I just

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heard about this big
cheating scandal and I wanted

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to make sure he knew Cronus
had nothing to do with it.

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What... what are you talking about?

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You organized the whole thing.

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You were texting out answers like crazy.

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Okay, if that were true, why would I have

265
00:09:33,393 --> 00:09:35,177
just given the dean all
of our phone records?

266
00:09:35,179 --> 00:09:36,228
He's already got proof

267
00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:39,297
that nobody in Cronus was involved.

268
00:09:39,299 --> 00:09:40,398
You covered it up.

269
00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,767
What, you used dummy phones?

270
00:09:42,769 --> 00:09:44,853
Wow, you should write spy novels, Shirazi,

271
00:09:44,855 --> 00:09:46,988
with all these crazy
stories you're spinning.

272
00:09:46,990 --> 00:09:48,356
All I know is

273
00:09:48,358 --> 00:09:49,974
my dad is on the board of trustees

274
00:09:49,976 --> 00:09:51,809
and has a whole building named after him.

275
00:09:51,811 --> 00:09:53,662
So you really think the
dean is gonna believe

276
00:09:53,664 --> 00:09:55,313
your story over mine?

277
00:09:56,482 --> 00:09:58,667
Anyway, I got to get going.

278
00:09:58,669 --> 00:10:00,502
I got a big Cronus party tonight.

279
00:10:00,504 --> 00:10:01,786
I would invite you, but

280
00:10:01,788 --> 00:10:04,706
you didn't want to be
part of Cronus, remember?

281
00:10:04,708 --> 00:10:06,191
Which is too bad because

282
00:10:06,193 --> 00:10:07,959
we really would've had your back.

283
00:10:20,890 --> 00:10:22,774
So it's cool for you to take a night off?

284
00:10:22,776 --> 00:10:24,860
- One of the benefits of running the place.
- Mm, yeah.

285
00:10:24,862 --> 00:10:26,978
That and the free drinks.

286
00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:28,730
So, after we finish this,
you want to head out?

287
00:10:28,732 --> 00:10:32,367
Or we could stick around
here for a bit longer.

288
00:10:35,204 --> 00:10:37,322
Oh-ho.

289
00:10:37,324 --> 00:10:38,707
That's my faux bro.

290
00:10:38,709 --> 00:10:40,458
Getting it started early.

291
00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:43,295
Okay, let's go.

292
00:10:44,965 --> 00:10:46,131
Excuse me, ladies, uh...

293
00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:47,549
Good evening.

294
00:10:47,551 --> 00:10:50,051
Do you guys like, um...

295
00:10:50,053 --> 00:10:52,754
uh... origami?

296
00:10:52,756 --> 00:10:54,923
I'm not opposed to it.

297
00:10:54,925 --> 00:10:57,142
Origami? Come on, man.

298
00:10:57,144 --> 00:10:58,543
Oh, hey, you're a Nirvana fan?

299
00:10:58,545 --> 00:11:00,512
Who's Nirvana?

300
00:11:00,514 --> 00:11:01,846
Are... are you serious?

301
00:11:01,848 --> 00:11:03,481
You know, I was supposed
to make you a boat,

302
00:11:03,483 --> 00:11:05,267
but I changed my mind late in the game,

303
00:11:05,269 --> 00:11:08,937
and I decided to make you a mini coaster.

304
00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:12,466
I'm clearly in the presence of a master.

305
00:11:12,468 --> 00:11:14,719
And this master will buy you a drink.

306
00:11:18,924 --> 00:11:20,040
I'm all for supporting Naomi,

307
00:11:20,042 --> 00:11:21,475
but it makes me really nervous,

308
00:11:21,477 --> 00:11:22,727
leaving Michaela at home
after she's been so sick.

309
00:11:22,729 --> 00:11:23,928
I'm sure she'll be fine.

310
00:11:25,547 --> 00:11:27,899
Well, looks like people
are rediscovering Nirvana.

311
00:11:27,901 --> 00:11:29,383
Yeah, the smart ones are.

312
00:11:30,102 --> 00:11:31,686
You two look nice.

313
00:11:31,688 --> 00:11:33,237
Thank you. 

314
00:11:33,239 --> 00:11:34,722
But we are on a girls' night,

315
00:11:34,724 --> 00:11:36,824
so, we are going to go
meet up with the girls.

316
00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:37,942
Yep.

317
00:11:39,245 --> 00:11:41,061
Oh my God, he is so cute.

318
00:11:42,115 --> 00:11:43,247
We have to stay strong.

319
00:11:43,249 --> 00:11:44,832
You know.

320
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,568
- And remember our pact not to get involved with him.
- Yes.

321
00:11:47,570 --> 00:11:49,737
No guy is cute enough to come
in between our friendship.

322
00:11:49,739 --> 00:11:50,955
Again.

323
00:11:50,957 --> 00:11:51,956
Absolutely.

324
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,685
Hey, is something bothering you?

325
00:12:04,687 --> 00:12:07,254
Besides the sex splinters? 

326
00:12:07,256 --> 00:12:09,307
Yeah.

327
00:12:09,309 --> 00:12:12,360
Actually, when I was sneaking
out of your house the other day,

328
00:12:12,362 --> 00:12:13,544
I almost ran into your stepson.

329
00:12:13,546 --> 00:12:15,146
Oh, crap, did he see you?

330
00:12:15,148 --> 00:12:17,782
No, but I did hear him talking on the phone

331
00:12:17,784 --> 00:12:18,932
about how he and his all friends

332
00:12:18,934 --> 00:12:20,601
have been cheating on their finals.

333
00:12:20,603 --> 00:12:21,902
Really?

334
00:12:21,904 --> 00:12:24,605
That sounds like it could get
them in some major trouble.

335
00:12:24,607 --> 00:12:28,659
Yeah, except he's planning
on framing my friend for it.

336
00:12:29,944 --> 00:12:32,079
I... I just feel like
I should say something,

337
00:12:32,081 --> 00:12:33,714
you, know, help Navid out.

338
00:12:33,716 --> 00:12:34,782
No, you can't do that.

339
00:12:34,784 --> 00:12:36,751
If Campbell finds out you overheard him,

340
00:12:36,753 --> 00:12:38,669
then he would know that
you were in the house.

341
00:12:38,671 --> 00:12:40,421
What if he told my husband?

342
00:12:40,423 --> 00:12:43,474
Then maybe it would help you
get that divorce you wanted.

343
00:12:43,476 --> 00:12:44,925
No, it's not that simple.

344
00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:47,280
My husband is incredibly jealous.

345
00:12:47,282 --> 00:12:48,864
If he finds out about us,

346
00:12:48,866 --> 00:12:50,616
I don't know what he might do.

347
00:12:50,618 --> 00:12:52,568
And, besides, it's your
word against Campbell's.

348
00:12:52,570 --> 00:12:53,619
Well, I feel like a jerk

349
00:12:53,621 --> 00:12:55,621
letting my friend take the fall for this.

350
00:12:55,623 --> 00:12:56,905
Then don't.

351
00:12:56,907 --> 00:12:58,574
Maybe you can't tell what you heard,

352
00:12:58,576 --> 00:13:01,093
but you can't let Campbell
get away with this.

353
00:13:01,095 --> 00:13:02,461
You have to figure out some other way

354
00:13:02,463 --> 00:13:05,047
to prove that Campbell was cheating.

355
00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:14,724
I cannot believe

356
00:13:14,726 --> 00:13:16,091
you brought that homeopathic tea with you.

357
00:13:16,093 --> 00:13:17,276
It's so stupid.

358
00:13:17,278 --> 00:13:18,427
It's kind of addictive.

359
00:13:18,429 --> 00:13:19,962
And I'm the designated driver.

360
00:13:19,964 --> 00:13:21,397
I would not complain if I were you.

361
00:13:21,399 --> 00:13:23,566
Whatever, as long as you
don't let it hold you back.

362
00:13:23,568 --> 00:13:25,034
Tonight is very special.

363
00:13:25,036 --> 00:13:27,653
It's all about us getting
back to the way we used to be.

364
00:13:27,655 --> 00:13:29,772
- So, no talking about babies.
- Who, me?

365
00:13:29,774 --> 00:13:31,324
Or how hard it is

366
00:13:31,326 --> 00:13:33,292
to live with your ex-boyfriend
who is incredibly hot.

367
00:13:34,545 --> 00:13:36,445
Or divorce. 

368
00:13:36,447 --> 00:13:37,580
Are you sure you don't

369
00:13:37,582 --> 00:13:39,048
want to talk about the divorce at all?

370
00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:40,299
I don't want to talk about it.

371
00:13:40,301 --> 00:13:41,784
I don't want to think about it.

372
00:13:41,786 --> 00:13:44,387
Instead, I propose a toast.

373
00:13:44,389 --> 00:13:47,790
To dropping our hideous baggage

374
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:48,975
and returning to our

375
00:13:48,977 --> 00:13:50,793
young, fun, single selves.

376
00:13:50,795 --> 00:13:51,727
Cheers.

377
00:13:51,729 --> 00:13:54,814
Cheers.

378
00:14:16,787 --> 00:14:18,788
Ade?

379
00:14:25,422 --> 00:14:27,056
Ade?

380
00:14:27,058 --> 00:14:28,591
Ade.

381
00:14:28,593 --> 00:14:30,343
Ade, wake up, wake up.

382
00:14:30,345 --> 00:14:32,011
Wake up, wake up, wake up!

383
00:14:32,013 --> 00:14:33,846
Huh? Where... ?

384
00:14:33,848 --> 00:14:35,147
What happened?

385
00:14:35,149 --> 00:14:36,315
I don't know.

386
00:14:36,317 --> 00:14:37,850
Why are you wearing a veil?

387
00:14:37,852 --> 00:14:39,685
What? What veil?

388
00:14:39,687 --> 00:14:40,636
What, what, no, no...

389
00:14:40,638 --> 00:14:43,272
No. No.

390
00:14:43,274 --> 00:14:44,473
No.

391
00:14:44,475 --> 00:14:46,158
Oh, my God, no.

392
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,695
What the hell happened last night?

393
00:14:54,748 --> 00:14:56,982
Annie, please call me
as soon as you get this.

394
00:14:56,984 --> 00:14:59,452
I have a very big problem.

395
00:14:59,454 --> 00:15:00,787
What?

396
00:15:00,789 --> 00:15:02,538
Did you find the rando guy I married?

397
00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:04,123
No, I just saw my hair.

398
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:05,925
Who would do this to me?

399
00:15:05,927 --> 00:15:07,794
And why would I have let them?

400
00:15:07,796 --> 00:15:09,929
The whole night is a blur.

401
00:15:09,931 --> 00:15:10,996
But you weren't even drinking.

402
00:15:10,998 --> 00:15:12,882
I know, I guess that tea I was sipping on

403
00:15:12,884 --> 00:15:14,600
was a little bit more than calming.

404
00:15:14,602 --> 00:15:16,853
I wonder if I can get an
appointment with my colorist.

405
00:15:16,855 --> 00:15:18,855
No, no, Ade, listen, you can
deal with your skunk hair later.

406
00:15:18,857 --> 00:15:20,056
I have an emergency.

407
00:15:20,058 --> 00:15:22,508
If I got married, I have to
get it annulled, like, now.

408
00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:25,294
Otherwise, I have to get divorced, again.

409
00:15:25,296 --> 00:15:26,446
I mean, it's bad enough
being defined as a divorcée,

410
00:15:26,448 --> 00:15:28,398
but a two-time divorcée,
I can't handle that.

411
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,983
Okay, well, we'll find out
if you actually got married.

412
00:15:30,985 --> 00:15:32,184
And if so, to who.

413
00:15:32,186 --> 00:15:34,037
Okay, well, I already
checked my phone and Facebook

414
00:15:34,039 --> 00:15:35,455
and there are no leads at all,

415
00:15:35,457 --> 00:15:37,507
so, please tell me you
remember something, anything.

416
00:15:37,509 --> 00:15:39,909
Okay... uh,

417
00:15:39,911 --> 00:15:41,360
we were at the Offshore,

418
00:15:41,362 --> 00:15:43,246
you guys took some shots...

419
00:15:43,248 --> 00:15:44,213
Yeah.

420
00:15:44,215 --> 00:15:45,882
We went to a male strip club.

421
00:15:45,884 --> 00:15:47,250
Oh, fantastic.

422
00:15:47,252 --> 00:15:48,367
Which one?

423
00:15:48,369 --> 00:15:50,253
Uh, it had a name like Buttocks, or...

424
00:15:50,255 --> 00:15:52,889
No... Thighs?

425
00:15:52,891 --> 00:15:54,039
Ham Hocks. Ham Hocks?

426
00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:56,559
- Haunches!
- Yes, yes, Haunches, Haunches.

427
00:15:56,561 --> 00:15:58,644
All right, round up Annie and Silver.

428
00:15:58,646 --> 00:16:00,430
Have them meet us there, okay, let's go.

429
00:16:01,432 --> 00:16:03,099
Adrianna, emergency.

430
00:16:03,101 --> 00:16:04,183
Okay.

431
00:16:04,185 --> 00:16:06,402
Okay. 

432
00:16:14,828 --> 00:16:16,412
Good morning.

433
00:16:16,414 --> 00:16:19,031
Good morning.

434
00:16:20,285 --> 00:16:22,902
I had a really good time last night.

435
00:16:22,904 --> 00:16:26,422
Yeah, me, too.

436
00:16:26,424 --> 00:16:31,210
And thanks for being so
cool about us not hooking up.

437
00:16:31,212 --> 00:16:35,765
I just, I have this rule
about not sleeping with guys

438
00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:36,966
the same night that I meet them.

439
00:16:36,968 --> 00:16:38,083
I get it.

440
00:16:38,085 --> 00:16:39,969
You would much rather know someone first.

441
00:16:39,971 --> 00:16:41,053
Exactly.

442
00:16:41,055 --> 00:16:42,939
Mm-hmm.

443
00:16:42,941 --> 00:16:45,224
But since, technically,

444
00:16:45,226 --> 00:16:47,777
it's not the same night
that we met anymore...

445
00:16:47,779 --> 00:16:49,145
Mmm.

446
00:16:52,566 --> 00:16:55,818
Man, I love a good technicality.

447
00:17:00,992 --> 00:17:03,793
Is someone throwing up in your living room?

448
00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:06,796
Yep.

449
00:17:07,631 --> 00:17:09,499
Stay right there.

450
00:17:09,501 --> 00:17:10,833
Don't... don't move.

451
00:17:10,835 --> 00:17:12,084
Hey, buddy.

452
00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:15,922
Look, I'm actually not alone right now.

453
00:17:15,924 --> 00:17:17,340
Oh, I'm sorry.

454
00:17:17,342 --> 00:17:18,457
I'm so sorry.

455
00:17:18,459 --> 00:17:20,026
No, it's... it's cool.

456
00:17:20,028 --> 00:17:21,344
God, morning sickness sucks.

457
00:17:22,530 --> 00:17:23,796
I'm either nauseous

458
00:17:23,798 --> 00:17:25,130
or I'm craving foods I thought I hated.

459
00:17:25,132 --> 00:17:27,567
Wait, morning sickness?

460
00:17:27,569 --> 00:17:31,020
She's pregnant?

461
00:17:31,022 --> 00:17:32,638
Uh, yeah, yeah she is.

462
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,140
But... but it's... it's, it's not mine.

463
00:17:35,142 --> 00:17:36,609
It's... it's not even hers.

464
00:17:36,611 --> 00:17:38,644
I don't even know her that well.

465
00:17:38,646 --> 00:17:40,830
It's a long, complicated, boring story.

466
00:17:40,832 --> 00:17:41,998
We shouldn't even talk about it.

467
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,833
- Maybe we should go get some breakfast.
- No way.

468
00:17:43,835 --> 00:17:45,117
But, it's not my baby.

469
00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:47,319
No, I mean, I'm not going
to leave her here like this.

470
00:17:48,422 --> 00:17:49,622
My sister just had a baby,

471
00:17:49,624 --> 00:17:51,040
and she had really bad morning sickness

472
00:17:51,042 --> 00:17:52,008
for, like, two months.

473
00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:53,176
She basically lived on crackers.

474
00:17:53,178 --> 00:17:56,045
Crackers sound really gross right now.

475
00:17:57,214 --> 00:17:58,514
It's fine, really, I'm okay.

476
00:17:58,516 --> 00:17:59,999
Please don't change
your plans because of me.

477
00:18:00,001 --> 00:18:01,934
I'm just going to sit here with my bucket.

478
00:18:01,936 --> 00:18:03,002
See, she's fine.

479
00:18:03,004 --> 00:18:04,020
Maybe we should just...

480
00:18:04,022 --> 00:18:05,054
Oh, no. No, no, no,

481
00:18:05,056 --> 00:18:06,389
you're not getting rid of me that easily.

482
00:18:06,391 --> 00:18:08,841
Dixon, we're going to
need a cool, damp washcloth

483
00:18:08,843 --> 00:18:10,509
and a box of saltines.

484
00:18:10,511 --> 00:18:12,044
I don't think we have any.

485
00:18:12,046 --> 00:18:14,263
Then you're going to have
to run out and get some.

486
00:18:14,265 --> 00:18:18,568
Then I'm going to have
to run out and get some.

487
00:18:31,215 --> 00:18:32,548
Holy mackerel.

488
00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:33,799
You back already?

489
00:18:33,801 --> 00:18:36,335
You remember me?

490
00:18:36,337 --> 00:18:37,369
How could I forget you?

491
00:18:37,371 --> 00:18:38,537
I had to forcibly remove you

492
00:18:38,539 --> 00:18:40,056
from the stage, like, three times.

493
00:18:41,758 --> 00:18:42,725
Sorry about that.

494
00:18:42,727 --> 00:18:45,645
So, listen, did you happen to see me

495
00:18:45,647 --> 00:18:47,013
leave here with anyone last night?

496
00:18:47,015 --> 00:18:48,481
Leave?

497
00:18:48,483 --> 00:18:49,682
I thought you'd never leave.

498
00:18:49,684 --> 00:18:51,767
I mean, you were all over the dancers

499
00:18:51,769 --> 00:18:53,519
and said you were tired
of going home alone.

500
00:18:53,521 --> 00:18:56,822
But no, I didn't see you leave.

501
00:18:57,891 --> 00:18:59,609
Oh, my God,

502
00:18:59,611 --> 00:19:01,360
I might have married one of those?

503
00:19:01,362 --> 00:19:05,564
Funny, you didn't strike
me as the marrying kind.

504
00:19:05,566 --> 00:19:08,117
I wouldn't think so,
either, but apparently I am.

505
00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:09,568
I need every single one of these

506
00:19:09,570 --> 00:19:12,038
beefcakes' phone numbers, pronto.

507
00:19:14,258 --> 00:19:18,744
Oh, my God.

508
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,216
Listen, man, uh,

509
00:19:24,218 --> 00:19:26,418
I... I think I am going to
need your help after all.

510
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:28,137
You know that thing you heard Campbell say?

511
00:19:28,139 --> 00:19:31,140
Turns out it's, uh,
the only evidence I got.

512
00:19:31,142 --> 00:19:33,592
Yeah, man, I'm... I'm really sorry

513
00:19:33,594 --> 00:19:35,761
but I... I can't tell anyone about that.

514
00:19:35,763 --> 00:19:37,113
Why not?

515
00:19:37,115 --> 00:19:38,864
Because of how I overheard him.

516
00:19:38,866 --> 00:19:41,817
I was in his house, with his stepmom.

517
00:19:41,819 --> 00:19:43,569
Sydney.

518
00:19:43,571 --> 00:19:45,488
Wait, our... our investor...

519
00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:47,790
uh, who you're having an affair with,

520
00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:50,293
is... is also Campbell's stepmom?

521
00:19:50,295 --> 00:19:51,610
Yeah.

522
00:19:51,612 --> 00:19:53,879
You're literally sleeping with the enemy.

523
00:19:53,881 --> 00:19:56,048
Whoa, hey, she's not
the enemy; Campbell is.

524
00:19:56,050 --> 00:19:58,384
She thinks we should
find some other evidence

525
00:19:58,386 --> 00:19:59,618
to show that he's guilty.

526
00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:01,671
Okay, wow, uh, well, I guess it's possible

527
00:20:01,673 --> 00:20:03,422
that one of the Cronus guys still has

528
00:20:03,424 --> 00:20:04,757
one of the dummy cell phones

529
00:20:04,759 --> 00:20:05,808
they used for the cheating.

530
00:20:05,810 --> 00:20:07,310
That's what we'll look for.

531
00:20:07,312 --> 00:20:08,794
But how?

532
00:20:08,796 --> 00:20:10,513
Those guys won't even let me near them.

533
00:20:11,799 --> 00:20:14,150
They might still be
willing to hang out with me.

534
00:20:26,113 --> 00:20:27,246
Hey.

535
00:20:27,248 --> 00:20:28,414
Oh, thank God you're here.

536
00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:30,116
Annie's not answering
her phone, which is weird,

537
00:20:30,118 --> 00:20:32,251
and Naomi needs us at
a strip club right away.

538
00:20:32,253 --> 00:20:33,586
I'm sorry, what?

539
00:20:33,588 --> 00:20:35,338
Yeah, she thinks she got married

540
00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:36,339
and she doesn't remember.

541
00:20:36,341 --> 00:20:38,323
- Your hair...
- Mm, don't.

542
00:20:38,325 --> 00:20:40,843
Okay, um, I'm going to get my stuff.

543
00:20:40,885 --> 00:20:44,536
So, I'm assuming you
don't know anything either?

544
00:20:45,589 --> 00:20:46,756
Hey, where did you go?

545
00:20:46,758 --> 00:20:48,373
You disappeared last
night after the Offshore.

546
00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:50,643
Yeah, no, I, um, I checked on Michaela

547
00:20:50,645 --> 00:20:52,211
and she was craving cheese puffs,

548
00:20:52,213 --> 00:20:53,879
so I ran out to bring her some.

549
00:20:53,881 --> 00:20:55,481
When I came back you
guys were already gone.

550
00:20:55,483 --> 00:20:56,715
I called your cell phones.

551
00:20:56,717 --> 00:20:57,900
Nobody was picking up,

552
00:20:57,902 --> 00:20:59,769
so I just came home and went to bed.

553
00:20:59,771 --> 00:21:02,154
Really? Alone?

554
00:21:02,156 --> 00:21:04,857
What, this is mine.

555
00:21:04,859 --> 00:21:06,826
I just rarely wear it,

556
00:21:06,828 --> 00:21:08,560
because it's so ugly.

557
00:21:08,562 --> 00:21:10,863
Silver, I woke up with
Bride of Frankenstein hair.

558
00:21:10,865 --> 00:21:12,164
At least let me vicariously live

559
00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:13,249
through your hook up.

560
00:21:13,251 --> 00:21:15,000
Come on, tell me who it is.

561
00:21:15,002 --> 00:21:16,335
Doesn't Naomi need our help?

562
00:21:16,337 --> 00:21:18,587
Fine, don't tell me.

563
00:21:18,589 --> 00:21:20,873
Oh, is it that beer delivery guy

564
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:22,174
with the awesome arms?

565
00:21:25,429 --> 00:21:29,098
So, you're sure you and I
didn't get married last night?

566
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,582
Um, yeah.

567
00:21:30,584 --> 00:21:32,017
I mean, you're good looking and all,

568
00:21:32,019 --> 00:21:33,969
but why would I tie myself down like that?

569
00:21:33,971 --> 00:21:35,354
You're so right.

570
00:21:35,356 --> 00:21:37,756
The world is your oyster, here at Haunches.

571
00:21:37,758 --> 00:21:39,925
Oh, man, your hair looks awesome.

572
00:21:39,983 --> 00:21:42,250
Mauricio nailed it.

573
00:21:42,252 --> 00:21:43,702
I always have him do my frosted tips.

574
00:21:43,704 --> 00:21:44,870
Who's Mauricio?

575
00:21:44,962 --> 00:21:46,678
He's one of the dancers here.

576
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,712
You don't remember him?

577
00:21:47,714 --> 00:21:49,514
You two went back to your place together

578
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,216
so he could do your hair.

579
00:21:51,218 --> 00:21:53,518
Wait, wait, did I marry Mauricio?

580
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,053
Oh, no, he's already married.

581
00:21:55,055 --> 00:21:56,771
His husband is the bomb.

582
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:58,306
Makes a great guacamole.

583
00:21:58,308 --> 00:22:00,308
Great, so I didn't marry
any of the strippers.

584
00:22:00,310 --> 00:22:01,726
You say that like it's a bad thing.

585
00:22:01,728 --> 00:22:03,695
Wow, you guys really
went for it last night.

586
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:04,946
Oh, and like you didn't,

587
00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:08,116
little miss hook up with
mysterious jacket guy.

588
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,268
Yeah, whatever. How about this?

589
00:22:10,270 --> 00:22:11,453
Flashing of the boobs.

590
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,038
Nice shot. Nice work, you guys.

591
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,456
Can I see that for a second?

592
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,124
These are not my boobs.

593
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:19,494
- Then whose are they?
- Oh, that's those other two girls.

594
00:22:19,496 --> 00:22:21,379
You know, your friends, the ones from TV.

595
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:23,415
I don't have friends from TV.

596
00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:25,467
From that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

597
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,718
You left here with them.

598
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,720
- What?
- I can't believe you don't remember.

599
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:30,588
You were seriously bonding with them.

600
00:22:30,590 --> 00:22:33,196
You kept calling yourselves
the three divorcées.

601
00:22:32,589 --> 00:22:33,921
Kind of like the three amigos,

602
00:22:33,923 --> 00:22:36,307
I guess, but sadder.

603
00:22:36,309 --> 00:22:38,426
Adrianna,

604
00:22:38,428 --> 00:22:39,927
get me a list of the housewives.

605
00:22:39,929 --> 00:22:41,279
We're gonna find those bitches.

606
00:22:50,832 --> 00:22:52,482
Based on which Beverly Hills housewives

607
00:22:52,484 --> 00:22:54,201
were actually in town last night,

608
00:22:54,203 --> 00:22:55,869
and which ones are also divorced,

609
00:22:55,871 --> 00:22:58,038
it has to be Brandi and Camille.

610
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,758
Their publicists said
they come here every day.

611
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,626
Though I'm not quite
sure what this place is.

612
00:23:02,628 --> 00:23:03,994
It's Bolates.

613
00:23:03,996 --> 00:23:06,964
You get Botox and Pilates all in one.

614
00:23:06,966 --> 00:23:08,882
Clearly the stripper
blew our so-called bonding

615
00:23:08,884 --> 00:23:09,967
out of proportion.

616
00:23:09,969 --> 00:23:11,268
I mean, if I left with the housewives,

617
00:23:11,270 --> 00:23:12,636
I was probably just helping them get home

618
00:23:12,638 --> 00:23:13,720
like a Girl Scout.

619
00:23:13,722 --> 00:23:14,838
Otherwise, what do I possibly have

620
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:15,939
in common with them?

621
00:23:15,941 --> 00:23:17,357
Oh, my God.

622
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:18,942
Our sister from another mister.

623
00:23:33,891 --> 00:23:35,942
Court!

624
00:23:37,445 --> 00:23:38,912
I didn't know you were
still interested Cronus.

625
00:23:38,914 --> 00:23:40,747
You kind of dropped off
the face of the earth.

626
00:23:40,749 --> 00:23:41,915
I've been busy

627
00:23:41,917 --> 00:23:43,166
with some stuff lately, but yeah,

628
00:23:43,168 --> 00:23:44,384
I'm definitely interested.

629
00:23:44,386 --> 00:23:46,420
Even though your buddy,
Shirazi, told us to suck it?

630
00:23:46,422 --> 00:23:48,572
Man, that guy's an idiot.

631
00:23:48,574 --> 00:23:49,790
I don't care what he thinks.

632
00:23:49,792 --> 00:23:51,842
Oh, so you're like,

633
00:23:51,844 --> 00:23:54,478
not friends with Shirazi anymore?

634
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,463
Never really was.

635
00:23:56,465 --> 00:23:57,964
Well, in that case,

636
00:23:57,966 --> 00:23:59,349
have a seat.

637
00:23:59,351 --> 00:24:01,351
You have great timing.

638
00:24:01,353 --> 00:24:03,804
Tonight is initiation night

639
00:24:03,806 --> 00:24:05,105
- for Cronus.
- What's up?

640
00:24:05,107 --> 00:24:06,640
All right.

641
00:24:08,192 --> 00:24:09,476
Yo, yo.

642
00:24:09,478 --> 00:24:10,811
Hey.

643
00:24:10,813 --> 00:24:12,479
I basically bought the
store out of saltines.

644
00:24:12,481 --> 00:24:14,314
So I hope they do the trick.

645
00:24:14,316 --> 00:24:15,982
Where's Helen?

646
00:24:15,984 --> 00:24:18,452
Oh, I sent her out to get
me some soup I was craving.

647
00:24:18,454 --> 00:24:20,370
Why didn't you text me? I could've got it.

648
00:24:20,372 --> 00:24:21,655
No, you couldn't have.

649
00:24:21,657 --> 00:24:22,823
It's this special soup,

650
00:24:22,825 --> 00:24:24,174
Peruvian soup, made from llama's milk.

651
00:24:24,176 --> 00:24:26,743
You can only get it at this
one place in Simi Valley

652
00:24:26,745 --> 00:24:29,629
that I completely made up.

653
00:24:29,631 --> 00:24:31,465
- Oh, okay, why?
- I'm sorry, Dixon,

654
00:24:31,467 --> 00:24:33,133
I know you guys were hitting it off,

655
00:24:33,135 --> 00:24:35,168
but if I had to listen to one more story

656
00:24:35,170 --> 00:24:37,304
about her pregnant
sister's delicate esophagus,

657
00:24:37,306 --> 00:24:39,005
I was gonna punch her in the face.

658
00:24:39,007 --> 00:24:40,123
Ew.

659
00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:41,291
Nobody seems to believe this,

660
00:24:41,293 --> 00:24:42,392
but I don't actually

661
00:24:42,394 --> 00:24:44,277
want to think about pregnancy 24-7.

662
00:24:44,279 --> 00:24:45,762
You don't?

663
00:24:45,764 --> 00:24:48,498
No. Especially when it's
not even my own baby.

664
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:49,966
I mean, like, don't get me wrong,

665
00:24:49,968 --> 00:24:51,902
I'm totally happy to be doing this,

666
00:24:51,904 --> 00:24:54,905
but it's taking over my entire life.

667
00:24:54,907 --> 00:24:56,306
Taking over?

668
00:24:56,308 --> 00:24:58,859
It's taking over my entire life.

669
00:24:58,861 --> 00:25:01,828
I really am sorry.

670
00:25:01,830 --> 00:25:03,196
It's not your fault.

671
00:25:03,198 --> 00:25:05,782
But really? The birthing videos?

672
00:25:05,784 --> 00:25:07,984
Oh, freaking disgusting.

673
00:25:07,986 --> 00:25:10,170
I know, right? Look, I... I get it.

674
00:25:10,172 --> 00:25:11,654
Babies are supposed to be beautiful,

675
00:25:11,656 --> 00:25:12,956
and the whole nine yards,

676
00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:14,674
but seeing a baby come out...

677
00:25:14,676 --> 00:25:17,511
it's... it's like that scene in Alien.

678
00:25:17,613 --> 00:25:19,796
Exactly.

679
00:25:19,798 --> 00:25:22,115
Oh, I love Alien.

680
00:25:22,117 --> 00:25:23,483
Me, too.

681
00:25:23,485 --> 00:25:25,368
You want to watch it?

682
00:25:25,370 --> 00:25:26,603
I got it on Blu-ray.

683
00:25:26,605 --> 00:25:27,821
Hell yeah.

684
00:25:27,823 --> 00:25:29,789
But you know what I want to do first?

685
00:25:29,791 --> 00:25:31,341
Throw up?

686
00:25:31,343 --> 00:25:33,927
No, get a giant plate of nachos.

687
00:25:33,929 --> 00:25:35,161
I'm in a craving phase.

688
00:25:35,163 --> 00:25:37,297
You're a genius.

689
00:25:37,299 --> 00:25:40,016
Let's go.

690
00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:41,730
So what happened was

691
00:25:41,732 --> 00:25:43,348
we were watching a movie on my phone.

692
00:25:43,350 --> 00:25:44,682
And one of the strippers kept bragging

693
00:25:44,684 --> 00:25:45,850
about this porno he was in.

694
00:25:45,852 --> 00:25:47,018
Yeah.

695
00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:48,236
And we thought, what the heck,

696
00:25:48,238 --> 00:25:49,788
let's check it out.

697
00:25:49,790 --> 00:25:52,357
And it was a complete
rip-off of my favorite movie.

698
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,126
Corporate Invaders.

699
00:25:54,128 --> 00:25:55,877
I'm a huge Liam Court fan.

700
00:25:55,879 --> 00:25:57,579
- Aren't we all?
- And that's what I was saying

701
00:25:57,581 --> 00:25:58,696
to Cam, I was like,

702
00:25:58,698 --> 00:26:00,582
"Oh, my God, yeah, the stripper's like,

703
00:26:00,584 --> 00:26:03,201
well-endowed and whatnot,
but Liam is so much hotter."

704
00:26:03,203 --> 00:26:04,386
And your friend,

705
00:26:04,388 --> 00:26:07,372
the little one, was
like, "I live with Liam."

706
00:26:07,374 --> 00:26:08,423
Party time.

707
00:26:08,425 --> 00:26:09,724
So we all jumped into my Bentley

708
00:26:09,726 --> 00:26:11,476
and went to Liam's house.

709
00:26:11,478 --> 00:26:13,562
But he wasn't home, so I was really sad.

710
00:26:13,564 --> 00:26:15,397
- You were sad.
- I was sad.

711
00:26:15,399 --> 00:26:16,548
So we decided to watch

712
00:26:16,550 --> 00:26:17,816
The First Wives Club.

713
00:26:17,818 --> 00:26:19,151
That always makes her feel better.

714
00:26:19,153 --> 00:26:20,769
But it seemed like the
movie was getting you upset.

715
00:26:20,771 --> 00:26:22,437
You said that you didn't want

716
00:26:22,439 --> 00:26:25,323
to be a divorcée because you
didn't want it to define you.

717
00:26:25,325 --> 00:26:26,858
Yeah, we told you it won't...

718
00:26:26,860 --> 00:26:28,860
entirely.

719
00:26:28,862 --> 00:26:32,063
I mean, it definitely changes
the way people see you.

720
00:26:32,065 --> 00:26:34,216
Because you're not yourself anymore,

721
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:35,367
and your not somebody's wife.

722
00:26:35,369 --> 00:26:36,551
You're somebody's ex-wife.

723
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,587
Exactly.

724
00:26:38,589 --> 00:26:44,543
Well, thank you for all
of this incredible support,

725
00:26:44,545 --> 00:26:45,877
but we actually want to know

726
00:26:45,879 --> 00:26:47,796
if at some point last night

727
00:26:47,798 --> 00:26:50,298
I, um, married someone?

728
00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:51,633
I have no idea.

729
00:26:51,635 --> 00:26:52,717
I went to the bathroom,

730
00:26:52,719 --> 00:26:55,353
and when I came out again, you were gone.

731
00:26:55,355 --> 00:26:57,272
She was in the one bathroom,
and that little, tiny girl

732
00:26:57,274 --> 00:26:59,391
was in the other bathroom,
and I had to go so bad,

733
00:26:59,393 --> 00:27:00,692
I just couldn't hold it any longer,

734
00:27:00,694 --> 00:27:02,260
so I popped a squat in the backyard.

735
00:27:02,262 --> 00:27:03,862
Oh, my God.

736
00:27:03,864 --> 00:27:05,197
No, don't worry. No one saw me.

737
00:27:05,199 --> 00:27:06,865
I know why Annie's not returning our calls.

738
00:27:06,867 --> 00:27:08,766
I think she's trapped.

739
00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:12,804
Thank you both. We have to go.

740
00:27:12,806 --> 00:27:14,823
What a hot mess those three are.

741
00:27:14,825 --> 00:27:16,791
Yeah.

742
00:27:21,097 --> 00:27:22,631
What about the other new members?

743
00:27:22,633 --> 00:27:25,217
Don't they have to be initiated, too?

744
00:27:25,219 --> 00:27:27,952
They did this weeks ago,
when you'd gone AWOL.

745
00:27:27,954 --> 00:27:31,289
Well, it looks like I have
some catching up to do.

746
00:27:31,291 --> 00:27:33,475
Whoa, easy.

747
00:27:35,794 --> 00:27:37,979
- Dude, slow down.
- Wow.

748
00:27:41,067 --> 00:27:43,468
Not bad.

749
00:27:43,470 --> 00:27:44,969
Well, I do own a bar.

750
00:27:44,971 --> 00:27:46,821
So if this is one big drinking contest...

751
00:27:46,823 --> 00:27:48,657
So you're not feeling challenged enough.

752
00:27:48,659 --> 00:27:52,694
Well, you will be happy to
know that this is just part one.

753
00:27:52,696 --> 00:27:54,529
What's part two?

754
00:27:54,531 --> 00:27:56,114
Nothing much.

755
00:27:56,116 --> 00:27:59,200
Just a refreshing little stroll...

756
00:27:59,202 --> 00:28:02,537
up here.

757
00:28:08,494 --> 00:28:09,928
Annie?

758
00:28:09,930 --> 00:28:11,546
Oh, my God, we're terrible friends.

759
00:28:11,548 --> 00:28:13,014
She could be dead in there.

760
00:28:13,016 --> 00:28:15,016
At least she has water.

761
00:28:19,355 --> 00:28:21,005
Seriously?

762
00:28:21,007 --> 00:28:25,560
It took you guys 18 hours
to realize I was missing?

763
00:28:33,411 --> 00:28:36,897
Ugh. I really hope that is the
closest I ever get to 127 Hours.

764
00:28:36,899 --> 00:28:38,699
Stupid doorknob.

765
00:28:38,701 --> 00:28:41,118
Why didn't I just let Liam and Mark fix it?

766
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,086
Or if you were stuck in there all night,

767
00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:44,237
why didn't you just yell?

768
00:28:44,239 --> 00:28:46,507
I tried, but my voice was a little bit shot

769
00:28:46,509 --> 00:28:48,542
from yelling all night at strippers

770
00:28:48,544 --> 00:28:50,377
to show me the goods.

771
00:28:50,379 --> 00:28:51,678
I got a little carried away.

772
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,797
- We all did.
- Eventually, it got quiet,

773
00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:55,081
so I thought you guys had left,

774
00:28:55,083 --> 00:28:56,934
and Liam and Mark never
came home last night.

775
00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:59,036
So basically, you have
no idea where I went.

776
00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:01,538
I assumed you went home to
put on sweatpants and cry.

777
00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:04,424
You seemed pretty shaken
up by that ridiculous movie.

778
00:29:04,426 --> 00:29:06,610
So, breaking you out of the
bathroom was completely pointless.

779
00:29:06,612 --> 00:29:09,596
All right, I'll just go
back in there, but this time,

780
00:29:09,598 --> 00:29:11,431
I'm definitely taking my phone.

781
00:29:11,433 --> 00:29:13,116
Annie, I'm sorry, I
just... I'm never gonna find

782
00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:14,935
that idiot that I married,
and I'm gonna spend

783
00:29:14,937 --> 00:29:16,286
the rest of my life as a pathetic,

784
00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:17,788
bitter double-divorcée.

785
00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:19,773
I might as well give up now.

786
00:29:19,775 --> 00:29:21,241
I wish I could help you.

787
00:29:21,243 --> 00:29:23,994
And maybe I can,

788
00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:25,796
because at 4:17 a.m.,

789
00:29:25,798 --> 00:29:27,064
I got an e-nnouncement

790
00:29:27,066 --> 00:29:29,967
from Lala's All-Night Wedding Chapel.

791
00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:32,118
Let me see that!

792
00:29:35,590 --> 00:29:37,791
You married your brother?

793
00:29:51,189 --> 00:29:53,757
Wow.

794
00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,113
Are you happy now?

795
00:30:33,115 --> 00:30:34,698
Me? I'm great,

796
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:37,618
but you're still not getting into Cronus.

797
00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:39,119
What the hell, man?

798
00:30:39,121 --> 00:30:40,704
I just put my life on the line.

799
00:30:40,706 --> 00:30:42,906
And you did a decent job,

800
00:30:42,908 --> 00:30:44,408
but you walking on some ledge,

801
00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:45,826
while extremely entertaining,

802
00:30:45,828 --> 00:30:50,964
doesn't prove that you're
not friends with Shirazi.

803
00:30:50,966 --> 00:30:53,166
With Navid since he
leaked a sex tape of mine

804
00:30:53,168 --> 00:30:54,551
and he ruined a relationship.

805
00:30:55,470 --> 00:30:56,920
He's a dick.

806
00:30:56,922 --> 00:30:58,889
So I don't know what
your plans with him are,

807
00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:00,223
but personally,

808
00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:02,976
I would be thrilled to see
him get what he deserves.

809
00:31:02,978 --> 00:31:06,229
What do I have to do
to make you believe me?

810
00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:09,483
Give me your phone.

811
00:31:18,242 --> 00:31:20,110
Mmm. Mmm.

812
00:31:20,152 --> 00:31:22,552
These nachos are beautifully balanced.

813
00:31:22,554 --> 00:31:23,904
- Right?
- Mm-hmm.

814
00:31:23,906 --> 00:31:25,322
With the layering and everything.

815
00:31:25,324 --> 00:31:27,908
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm telling you, my faux bro knows how to do it.

816
00:31:29,078 --> 00:31:30,661
I'm actually about to
get something to drink.

817
00:31:30,663 --> 00:31:32,445
- You want something?
- Ginger ale, please and thank you.

818
00:31:32,447 --> 00:31:34,331
Gotcha.

819
00:31:36,167 --> 00:31:37,784
Hey, uh, two ginger ales.

820
00:31:37,786 --> 00:31:39,970
Hey, man. I didn't even notice

821
00:31:39,972 --> 00:31:42,288
- you were here.
- Hey, what's going on?

822
00:31:42,290 --> 00:31:43,974
Not much, uh, getting
some nachos with Michaela,

823
00:31:43,976 --> 00:31:45,959
then going back to the
house and watching Alien.

824
00:31:45,961 --> 00:31:47,678
Sounds like a pretty good date.

825
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,646
What? No. No, no, no, no. No.

826
00:31:49,648 --> 00:31:51,314
This is... this is not a date, dude.

827
00:31:51,316 --> 00:31:53,466
We're just hanging out.
She's just a really cool girl.

828
00:31:53,468 --> 00:31:55,318
So dinner and a movie
with a really cool girl

829
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,319
is not a date?

830
00:31:56,321 --> 00:31:58,155
Look, man,

831
00:31:58,157 --> 00:31:59,439
you don't have to worry about anything.

832
00:31:59,441 --> 00:32:00,657
Michaela and I were a one-time thing.

833
00:32:00,659 --> 00:32:01,692
I'm happy for you, man.

834
00:32:01,694 --> 00:32:03,944
Oh, it's Liam.

835
00:32:03,946 --> 00:32:05,328
Looks like he came through.

836
00:32:05,330 --> 00:32:06,363
I got to go.

837
00:32:06,365 --> 00:32:07,814
Okay.

838
00:32:07,816 --> 00:32:09,082
And here you go.

839
00:32:09,084 --> 00:32:12,119
Thanks, man.

840
00:32:12,121 --> 00:32:13,036
Hey.

841
00:32:13,038 --> 00:32:15,088
Thanks.

842
00:32:19,043 --> 00:32:21,595
What, are there no free refills?

843
00:32:23,848 --> 00:32:25,432
Uh, no.

844
00:32:25,434 --> 00:32:27,634
No, seriously, what?

845
00:32:27,636 --> 00:32:29,603
Nothing.

846
00:32:29,605 --> 00:32:30,687
Nothing. 

847
00:32:30,689 --> 00:32:32,689
Nothing. Nachos.

848
00:32:32,691 --> 00:32:34,841
Yes!

849
00:32:45,353 --> 00:32:47,854
Okay, obviously I didn't marry you,

850
00:32:47,856 --> 00:32:50,207
so please tell me what the
hell happened last night.

851
00:32:50,209 --> 00:32:51,625
I'm not surprised you don't remember.

852
00:32:51,627 --> 00:32:53,627
You were fairly
obliterated when you called.

853
00:32:53,629 --> 00:32:55,462
I called you? From a convenience store.

854
00:32:55,464 --> 00:32:58,215
You were crying into
a pint of butter pecan,

855
00:32:58,217 --> 00:32:59,883
so I drove over, and we talked,

856
00:32:59,885 --> 00:33:01,918
and then you got married to yourself.

857
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:05,255
I married myself?

858
00:33:07,208 --> 00:33:08,475
Well, I guess it makes a sad kind of sense.

859
00:33:08,477 --> 00:33:10,543
I must have realized no one else would want

860
00:33:10,545 --> 00:33:12,212
to be with a failure like me.

861
00:33:12,214 --> 00:33:14,598
Like I told you last night, you are blowing

862
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,733
this whole divorcée thing
way out of proportion.

863
00:33:16,735 --> 00:33:18,852
Thank you, Mark, but you
don't know what it's like.

864
00:33:18,854 --> 00:33:21,922
I do. I felt the exact
same way after my divorce.

865
00:33:21,924 --> 00:33:24,241
Wait. You're divorced? I didn't know that.

866
00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:27,004
It's not like we have to wear a big red "D"

867
00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:28,205
on all our clothes.

868
00:33:28,207 --> 00:33:30,841
I know. Well, I feel like I am.

869
00:33:30,843 --> 00:33:34,762
I tried to go out last
night, be the old Naomi,

870
00:33:34,764 --> 00:33:36,346
young, carefree, fun.

871
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:37,831
But instead, I ended up

872
00:33:37,833 --> 00:33:40,217
drunk, bitter, watching First Wives Club

873
00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:41,885
with a bunch of other divorcées.

874
00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:43,937
And I might as well tattoo the big "D"

875
00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:45,505
right here on my forehead.

876
00:33:45,507 --> 00:33:47,558
First of all, you have been divorced for,

877
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:48,842
like, ten minutes,

878
00:33:48,844 --> 00:33:51,779
and you need to stop beating
the crap out of yourself.

879
00:33:51,781 --> 00:33:54,514
You are young and strong
and beautiful and smart.

880
00:33:54,516 --> 00:33:56,700
And you've got your
whole life ahead of you.

881
00:33:56,702 --> 00:34:00,120
Your divorce is just a, a tiny piece of it.

882
00:34:00,122 --> 00:34:01,538
You really believe that?

883
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:04,908
Yes. You just need to give it some time.

884
00:34:04,910 --> 00:34:06,577
At least, that's what worked for me.

885
00:34:06,579 --> 00:34:08,962
And as cheesy as it sounds,

886
00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:11,531
I had to learn to love myself a little

887
00:34:11,533 --> 00:34:14,218
before I could even think
about getting back out there.

888
00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:16,887
But that should be easy for
you. You're pretty lovable.

889
00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:19,473
I suppose you told me all this last night?

890
00:34:19,475 --> 00:34:20,507
I did.

891
00:34:20,509 --> 00:34:22,593
And then you spotted the wedding chapel

892
00:34:22,595 --> 00:34:24,728
and had the great idea to marry yourself.

893
00:34:26,215 --> 00:34:28,348
It wasn't out of self-pity.

894
00:34:28,350 --> 00:34:31,218
It was out of something more like... hope.

895
00:34:31,220 --> 00:34:36,990
Thank you... for being
there for me last night.

896
00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:39,059
And right now.

897
00:34:39,061 --> 00:34:41,495
That's what brothers are for.

898
00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:52,239
Hey, I got your text.

899
00:34:52,241 --> 00:34:53,924
Hey!

900
00:34:55,076 --> 00:34:56,677
What's going on?!

901
00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:58,629
You've been trying to prove all night

902
00:34:58,631 --> 00:35:00,364
that you're not loyal to Shirazi.

903
00:35:00,366 --> 00:35:01,765
Here's your chance.

904
00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:04,434
You want me to hit him?

905
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,920
That is your strong suit, isn't it?

906
00:35:06,922 --> 00:35:09,089
Plus he deserves it.

907
00:35:15,064 --> 00:35:16,897
Come on, Fight Club,

908
00:35:16,899 --> 00:35:18,565
you can do a little better than that.

909
00:35:18,567 --> 00:35:21,285
Unless there's something holding you back.

910
00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:24,988
Liam, please don't do this.

911
00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:27,958
Hey, I've known you since
high school. Come on, man.

912
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,710
Wow.

913
00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:45,784
I'm just glad you're feeling better.

914
00:35:45,786 --> 00:35:48,036
Ugh! Talking to Mark
last night really helped.

915
00:35:48,038 --> 00:35:51,123
It's nice to have a
brother you can count on.

916
00:35:51,125 --> 00:35:53,858
And one who helped us solve your mystery.

917
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:55,410
Though we still haven't identified

918
00:35:55,412 --> 00:35:56,545
Silver's mystery hook up.

919
00:35:56,547 --> 00:35:57,662
It's my jacket, Adrianna.

920
00:35:57,664 --> 00:35:59,464
How many times do I have to tell you?

921
00:35:59,466 --> 00:36:00,632
M'kay.

922
00:36:00,634 --> 00:36:01,633
Mm-hmm.

923
00:36:01,635 --> 00:36:02,918
All right. I gotta run.

924
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,754
I'm heading to my hair appointment.

925
00:36:05,756 --> 00:36:07,339
In spite of all the fiascoes,

926
00:36:07,341 --> 00:36:09,374
we should do girls' night more often.

927
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:11,893
See you.

928
00:36:11,895 --> 00:36:13,945
Oh. There's still one
thing I can't figure out.

929
00:36:13,947 --> 00:36:16,615
Mark said I called him that
night, and the last call

930
00:36:16,617 --> 00:36:18,934
I had on my phone history was you.

931
00:36:18,936 --> 00:36:19,985
Oh, that's weird.

932
00:36:19,987 --> 00:36:21,987
Yeah, and I probably just deleted it.

933
00:36:21,989 --> 00:36:24,222
But I am going to call Jordan back.

934
00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:27,225
I figure best way to start
getting over my divorce,

935
00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:29,194
secure a hot new client.

936
00:36:30,247 --> 00:36:31,663
Hello, Jordan?

937
00:36:31,665 --> 00:36:32,998
Naomi Clark.

938
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,501
Yeah, I was just calling because
I have a few ideas I think

939
00:36:36,503 --> 00:36:38,236
you're gonna go crazy for.

940
00:36:50,916 --> 00:36:53,468
Hi.

941
00:36:53,470 --> 00:36:54,636
Thanks.

942
00:36:54,638 --> 00:36:56,254
I didn't think to grab it.

943
00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:58,557
When you left my place to go meet Naomi?

944
00:36:58,559 --> 00:37:01,259
And here I've been thinking
that was just your M.O.:

945
00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:03,562
slipping away in the middle of the night

946
00:37:03,564 --> 00:37:04,946
while your conquest lay sleeping.

947
00:37:04,948 --> 00:37:06,565
I really didn't want to leave.

948
00:37:06,567 --> 00:37:08,533
Sorry I answered your phone, by the way.

949
00:37:08,535 --> 00:37:10,285
It was 3:00 in the morning.

950
00:37:10,287 --> 00:37:11,436
I wasn't thinking.

951
00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:13,271
It's okay. I don't think Naomi knows.

952
00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:15,991
If you don't want her to
know, I won't tell her.

953
00:37:15,993 --> 00:37:17,742
Thanks.

954
00:37:17,744 --> 00:37:22,080
But actually, there is
someone who I do have to tell.

955
00:37:23,883 --> 00:37:27,469
Ugh! I never thought living
with two guys would be

956
00:37:27,471 --> 00:37:29,921
the thing that forced me
to learn home repair skills.

957
00:37:29,923 --> 00:37:33,808
Anyway, how did your big
night out with Mark go?

958
00:37:33,810 --> 00:37:36,261
Did you meet someone special?

959
00:37:36,263 --> 00:37:38,897
Yeah, yeah, kind of.

960
00:37:38,899 --> 00:37:41,099
Really? That's awesome!

961
00:37:41,101 --> 00:37:42,817
Yeah, I guess it is. It's, um...

962
00:37:42,819 --> 00:37:44,903
but it's complicated.

963
00:37:47,073 --> 00:37:49,574
Yeah.

964
00:37:55,164 --> 00:37:57,415
How's it feel?

965
00:37:57,417 --> 00:37:59,817
Not great.

966
00:38:02,288 --> 00:38:04,923
So I checked some of the
Cronus guys' phones last night.

967
00:38:04,925 --> 00:38:07,175
I couldn't find anything.

968
00:38:12,331 --> 00:38:14,666
I really appreciate it, man. All of it.

969
00:38:14,668 --> 00:38:18,503
Because if this doesn't
work, I'll be expelled.

970
00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:21,856
And my whole future will be over.

971
00:38:21,858 --> 00:38:23,358
Hey, I'll find something. I will.

972
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,009
No, you have to be careful, man.

973
00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:27,529
If the Cronus guys find
out you're lying to them,

974
00:38:27,531 --> 00:38:30,515
they'll do something way worse
to you than you did to me.

975
00:38:38,958 --> 00:38:41,209
- Hey, Ade.
- Hey.

976
00:38:41,211 --> 00:38:42,377
You know, it's weird,

977
00:38:42,379 --> 00:38:44,129
now that my hair's back
to normal, I kind of

978
00:38:44,131 --> 00:38:45,430
miss the skunk stripes.

979
00:38:48,135 --> 00:38:51,386
Okay, look, I need to talk to you

980
00:38:51,388 --> 00:38:52,921
about something that
happened the other night.

981
00:38:54,056 --> 00:38:56,841
When I went back to the Offshore

982
00:38:56,843 --> 00:38:58,977
and you guys were already gone,

983
00:38:58,979 --> 00:39:04,382
I ended up talking to Mark for, like,

984
00:39:04,384 --> 00:39:06,084
a really long time.

985
00:39:06,086 --> 00:39:10,272
And we just... we really connected.

986
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,225
And he ended up coming home with me.

987
00:39:14,227 --> 00:39:15,994
And if that bothers you,

988
00:39:15,996 --> 00:39:17,562
then I will never see him again.

989
00:39:17,564 --> 00:39:19,564
'Cause we made a pact I broke the pact,

990
00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:21,733
and I'm really sorry. Ade.
I am. I'm really sorry,

991
00:39:21,735 --> 00:39:23,768
and I hope that you can forgive me.

992
00:39:25,705 --> 00:39:27,589
It's fine.

993
00:39:27,591 --> 00:39:29,407
Really?

994
00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:33,378
Silver, you've forgiven
me for a whole lot worse.

995
00:39:33,380 --> 00:39:35,680
Besides, I think it was
actually really brave of you

996
00:39:35,682 --> 00:39:37,098
to tell the truth.

997
00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:39,551
So, we're good?

998
00:39:39,553 --> 00:39:42,187
Yeah. I mean, why wouldn't we be?

999
00:39:42,189 --> 00:39:44,356
All right, awesome.

1000
00:39:45,525 --> 00:39:46,941
Thank you.

1001
00:39:46,943 --> 00:39:48,026
I like you hair like this.

1002
00:39:53,027 --> 00:39:56,608
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00:39:57,305 --> 00:40:03,329
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