1 00:00:00,297 --> 00:00:02,715 Previously, on 90201... 2 00:00:02,717 --> 00:00:05,802 Don't ever do that again. 3 00:00:05,804 --> 00:00:06,836 Admit you felt something. 4 00:00:06,838 --> 00:00:09,222 I felt something... but now I don't. 5 00:00:09,224 --> 00:00:10,757 Just so you know, 6 00:00:10,759 --> 00:00:11,808 you can't un-feel something. 7 00:00:11,810 --> 00:00:15,144 Dixon: Close to walking isn't really walking, is it? 8 00:00:15,146 --> 00:00:16,295 Dixon, the only person that's keeping you 9 00:00:16,297 --> 00:00:18,481 in this chair right now is you. 10 00:00:18,483 --> 00:00:20,132 This contract links you and Vanessa for three years. 11 00:00:20,134 --> 00:00:22,802 You either have to wait out the terms or hope she gets hit by a bus. 12 00:00:22,804 --> 00:00:25,071 Your fiancée and business partner doesn't even exist. 13 00:00:25,073 --> 00:00:26,856 I'd be surprised if any of us saw her again. 14 00:00:26,858 --> 00:00:28,258 Silver: I decided to have a baby 15 00:00:28,260 --> 00:00:30,076 before the BRCA gene surgeries. 16 00:00:30,078 --> 00:00:32,478 First the pregnancy, then the surgeries... 17 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,997 your entire body's about to change. 18 00:00:33,999 --> 00:00:35,415 Most people don't use 19 00:00:35,417 --> 00:00:37,250 these pregnancy gift cards till they're showing. 20 00:00:37,252 --> 00:00:38,167 I know, 21 00:00:38,169 --> 00:00:40,503 but I kind of want to remember my body like this. 22 00:00:40,505 --> 00:00:43,406 - Naomi: Alec kissed me! - My relationship with Max is 23 00:00:43,408 --> 00:00:44,657 the most important thing in the world to me. 24 00:00:44,659 --> 00:00:45,758 My marriage to Max is the most 25 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:46,843 important thing in the world to me. 26 00:00:46,845 --> 00:00:48,394 If I don't tell him, 27 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:50,096 he'll never be able to trust me. 28 00:00:50,098 --> 00:00:54,250 Just give me time to do it in the right way. 29 00:00:56,570 --> 00:00:58,704 Naomi: Well, eat up, girls. 30 00:00:58,706 --> 00:01:02,041 Max gets back from his business trip in two hours, 31 00:01:02,043 --> 00:01:05,161 and I still have to get a pedicure and a Brazilian. 32 00:01:05,163 --> 00:01:08,381 Uh, have you told Max about Alec kissing you, 33 00:01:08,383 --> 00:01:09,749 or is that the reason for the Brazilian? 34 00:01:09,751 --> 00:01:11,751 Well, that's not something you just blurt out. 35 00:01:11,753 --> 00:01:13,085 It's all about timing. 36 00:01:13,087 --> 00:01:14,170 Which is why, 37 00:01:14,172 --> 00:01:15,704 as soon as Max gets home, 38 00:01:15,706 --> 00:01:18,224 I am whisking him away for the perfect romantic weekend. 39 00:01:18,226 --> 00:01:20,509 That way when I tell him about the kiss, 40 00:01:20,511 --> 00:01:23,212 he'll say, "who cares, baby? Look how happy we are"" 41 00:01:23,214 --> 00:01:24,880 (laughs) Oh, speaking of which. 42 00:01:24,882 --> 00:01:27,767 Annie, can you babysit the mansion while I'm gone for the weekend? 43 00:01:27,769 --> 00:01:29,185 Well, Dixon's out of his wheelchair 44 00:01:29,187 --> 00:01:30,770 and told me to stop babysitting him, 45 00:01:30,772 --> 00:01:32,605 so I am completely free, yeah. 46 00:01:32,607 --> 00:01:34,240 So, Dixon's feeling better? 47 00:01:34,242 --> 00:01:36,943 Yep. That's why we're gonna start focusing on our careers again. 48 00:01:36,945 --> 00:01:38,394 I'm working on a new song and a video, 49 00:01:38,396 --> 00:01:39,728 and he's working with this 50 00:01:39,730 --> 00:01:41,247 huge promoter for a comeback performance. 51 00:01:41,249 --> 00:01:43,532 (Gasps) Hey! I'm... I'm sorry. 52 00:01:43,534 --> 00:01:45,618 It's just, I recognized you by your neck tattoo. 53 00:01:45,620 --> 00:01:47,036 Your pictures are incredible. 54 00:01:47,038 --> 00:01:48,237 Here. 55 00:01:48,239 --> 00:01:49,922 Uh... more bread? 56 00:01:49,924 --> 00:01:50,739 Yeah. All right. 57 00:01:50,741 --> 00:01:52,625 What the hell was that? 58 00:01:52,627 --> 00:01:54,576 Oh, he probably recognized you from your nude photos. 59 00:01:54,578 --> 00:01:55,544 Annie: Your what? 60 00:01:55,546 --> 00:01:56,762 You took nude photos? 61 00:01:56,764 --> 00:01:58,464 - And you didn't tell us? - I didn't tell you, 62 00:01:58,466 --> 00:01:59,882 because they were supposed to be private. 63 00:01:59,884 --> 00:02:01,133 How do you know about them? 64 00:02:01,135 --> 00:02:03,135 More importantly, how does he know about them? 65 00:02:03,137 --> 00:02:05,354 Well, I can't speak for the entire service industry, 66 00:02:05,356 --> 00:02:07,189 but the photographer called me and thanked me 67 00:02:07,191 --> 00:02:08,590 for buying the shoot as a gift. 68 00:02:08,592 --> 00:02:10,476 She put the pictures up on her web site. 69 00:02:10,478 --> 00:02:13,095 She put my pictures online?! 70 00:02:13,097 --> 00:02:14,780 Mm. Don't worry, honey. 71 00:02:14,782 --> 00:02:17,233 They were gorgeous. Very tasteful. 72 00:02:17,235 --> 00:02:19,101 I'm actually thinking of getting a set done myself 73 00:02:19,103 --> 00:02:20,436 just to put up around the house. 74 00:02:20,438 --> 00:02:22,471 Adrianna: Oh, my God, here they are. 75 00:02:22,473 --> 00:02:23,706 (Gasping) 76 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:26,275 Look at this. 77 00:02:26,277 --> 00:02:27,710 Oh, you look hot! 78 00:02:27,712 --> 00:02:29,662 Waiter: From the gentleman. 79 00:02:29,664 --> 00:02:31,630 (Naomi growls sexily) 80 00:02:31,632 --> 00:02:33,916 He's gorgeous. Apparently, 81 00:02:33,918 --> 00:02:35,951 the busboy's not your only fan, honey. 82 00:02:35,953 --> 00:02:37,236 "To four beautiful ladies, 83 00:02:37,238 --> 00:02:39,005 from a guy who hates to drink alone." 84 00:02:39,007 --> 00:02:41,424 - Mm. - (Laughs) I think that's for all of us. 85 00:02:41,426 --> 00:02:42,558 Annie, go talk to him. 86 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:43,476 But... why me? 87 00:02:43,478 --> 00:02:44,844 Because I am married, and Adrianna 88 00:02:44,846 --> 00:02:46,962 has Dixon, and Silver's trying to get pregnant. 89 00:02:46,964 --> 00:02:48,064 It kind of 90 00:02:48,066 --> 00:02:49,265 knocks you out of the running. 91 00:02:49,267 --> 00:02:51,233 You're right. My life's a little complicated 92 00:02:51,235 --> 00:02:52,485 for most guys right now... 93 00:02:52,487 --> 00:02:54,970 not to mention I am butt-naked on the Internet. 94 00:02:54,972 --> 00:02:58,074 And meanwhile, Annie is so, so alone. 95 00:02:58,076 --> 00:03:00,242 Now, are you going to walk over there like a big girl, 96 00:03:00,244 --> 00:03:01,977 or am I going to have to make a scene? 97 00:03:01,979 --> 00:03:04,030 No, no, no. I will go 98 00:03:04,032 --> 00:03:06,365 and have a drink with him, that's it. 99 00:03:06,367 --> 00:03:08,751 Champagne, ladies? 100 00:03:08,753 --> 00:03:11,037 - Yeah. - Can we get some flutes? Yoo-hoo. 101 00:03:11,039 --> 00:03:12,671 ♪ 102 00:03:12,673 --> 00:03:15,374 Hey, dude. There you are. 103 00:03:15,376 --> 00:03:16,492 Hey. 104 00:03:16,494 --> 00:03:18,544 I have with me the top secret blueprints 105 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:20,596 for the pop up club at the Offshore. 106 00:03:20,598 --> 00:03:21,764 Oh. Please. 107 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:23,165 Okay, it's gonna be sweet. 108 00:03:23,167 --> 00:03:25,501 We're gonna enclose the patio, put up some walls... 109 00:03:25,503 --> 00:03:26,835 and bam! 110 00:03:26,837 --> 00:03:29,004 Transform it into a kick-ass party space. 111 00:03:29,006 --> 00:03:31,273 Hm. Wait. You taking a business class? 112 00:03:31,275 --> 00:03:33,109 Wait, isn't your movie about to start shooting? 113 00:03:33,111 --> 00:03:36,112 Yeah. Just all this craziness with Vanessa made me realize 114 00:03:36,114 --> 00:03:38,447 I got to take more control of my life, 115 00:03:38,449 --> 00:03:40,733 so I'm looking into franchising the Offshore. 116 00:03:40,735 --> 00:03:42,351 Hey, that's brilliant. Hey, when the club opens, 117 00:03:42,353 --> 00:03:43,869 people are going to be dying to invest. 118 00:03:43,871 --> 00:03:45,121 We're gonna make tons of cash. 119 00:03:45,123 --> 00:03:47,156 Yeah. Unfortunately, the banks won't give me a loan 120 00:03:47,158 --> 00:03:49,992 until they see that I've written up a business plan, so that's why I'm taking 121 00:03:49,994 --> 00:03:53,546 - a class... so I don't look like an idiot. - Okay, so let me show you the deck. 122 00:03:53,548 --> 00:03:55,197 Give me a second. I got to talk to the teacher. 123 00:03:55,199 --> 00:03:57,299 Hey, Professor Beckwith. 124 00:03:57,301 --> 00:03:59,168 Hey, uh, I just wanted to say thanks again 125 00:03:59,170 --> 00:04:00,836 for taking a look at my contract. 126 00:04:00,838 --> 00:04:03,889 Uh, you were right... I... I need to take more control of my life, 127 00:04:03,891 --> 00:04:05,891 which is why I signed up for your class. 128 00:04:05,893 --> 00:04:08,811 I know it's a little late in the semester, but I think I'm all caught up. 129 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:10,479 Yes, Mr. Court. 130 00:04:10,481 --> 00:04:13,349 I believe I have your first paper here. 131 00:04:15,152 --> 00:04:17,386 An "F"? Are you serious? 132 00:04:17,388 --> 00:04:19,488 I spent, like, three hours researching this. 133 00:04:19,490 --> 00:04:21,223 Let me guess... Wikipedia? 134 00:04:21,225 --> 00:04:22,992 I... I have a lot going on right now. 135 00:04:22,994 --> 00:04:25,277 Look, I'm sure you're having a great time 136 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:27,530 hanging around campus, pretending to be a student, 137 00:04:27,532 --> 00:04:30,032 but it's obvious you're not serious about your education. 138 00:04:30,034 --> 00:04:31,667 That's not fair. I'm very serious about this. 139 00:04:31,669 --> 00:04:34,453 This is why I signed up for your class in the first place. 140 00:04:34,455 --> 00:04:35,788 Liam! (Gasps) 141 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:37,706 Hi! 142 00:04:37,708 --> 00:04:40,126 Uh... whoa, I'm sorry, do I know you? 143 00:04:40,128 --> 00:04:43,345 I'm Carrie Anne Monroe, your co-star on Corporate Invaders 2. 144 00:04:43,347 --> 00:04:45,414 We are gonna have so much fun working together. 145 00:04:45,416 --> 00:04:46,932 Watch out, Brangelina. 146 00:04:46,934 --> 00:04:48,801 - Photographer: Carrie! Carrie! - This is exactly 147 00:04:48,803 --> 00:04:52,138 the type of publicity we need for the club. 148 00:04:56,926 --> 00:04:58,093 (Gasps) 149 00:04:58,095 --> 00:05:00,762 Welcome home, honey! I missed you so much! 150 00:05:00,764 --> 00:05:02,598 I missed you, too. 151 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:03,899 (Grunts) 152 00:05:03,901 --> 00:05:04,984 What's going on? 153 00:05:04,986 --> 00:05:06,785 Anything exciting happen while I was gone? 154 00:05:06,787 --> 00:05:08,737 Um... exciting? No. 155 00:05:08,739 --> 00:05:10,272 (Laughs) Nothing exciting. 156 00:05:10,274 --> 00:05:12,074 How was work? 157 00:05:12,076 --> 00:05:13,542 Oh, it was exhausting. 158 00:05:13,544 --> 00:05:16,045 But our software's on track for the December release. 159 00:05:16,047 --> 00:05:17,613 Aah! (Laughs) 160 00:05:17,615 --> 00:05:20,115 - I'm just happy to be home. - Well, don't get too comfortable. 161 00:05:20,117 --> 00:05:21,417 I have a surprise for you. 162 00:05:21,419 --> 00:05:25,221 I am whisking you away to a fantasy escape vacation. 163 00:05:25,223 --> 00:05:26,805 - Oh, yeah? - Okay, I know work has been crazy 164 00:05:26,807 --> 00:05:29,141 and that's why we haven't been able to have our honeymoon yet, 165 00:05:29,143 --> 00:05:31,093 but I do think it's really important that we have 166 00:05:31,095 --> 00:05:32,811 some quality time together, just the two of us. 167 00:05:32,813 --> 00:05:35,598 - You know, I was thinking the exact same thing. - Okay, 168 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:36,632 look at this. 169 00:05:36,634 --> 00:05:37,983 We can go sailing, 170 00:05:37,985 --> 00:05:40,069 sunbathing on a tropical island, 171 00:05:40,071 --> 00:05:41,737 hit up a ski resort. 172 00:05:41,739 --> 00:05:42,771 You like that. 173 00:05:42,773 --> 00:05:44,356 Anywhere you want to go. 174 00:05:44,358 --> 00:05:47,142 You know what I'd love to do? Go camping. 175 00:05:47,144 --> 00:05:49,828 Outdoors, like homeless people? 176 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:51,813 Well, come on, doesn't that sound great? 177 00:05:51,815 --> 00:05:54,416 Come on, alone in the wilderness, huh? Huh? 178 00:05:54,418 --> 00:05:56,535 - H... huh. - No, I mean, come on, it's... 179 00:05:56,537 --> 00:05:59,455 You know, what better way to get closer as a couple? 180 00:05:59,457 --> 00:06:00,456 You said I could pick. 181 00:06:00,458 --> 00:06:02,374 Yes, I did. 182 00:06:02,376 --> 00:06:03,125 So... 183 00:06:03,127 --> 00:06:04,426 You know what? 184 00:06:04,428 --> 00:06:07,796 If your fantasy vacation is camping, 185 00:06:07,798 --> 00:06:10,216 then... camping we shall go. 186 00:06:10,218 --> 00:06:11,467 (Laughs) All right. 187 00:06:11,469 --> 00:06:12,885 Mm, all right, you go relax. 188 00:06:12,887 --> 00:06:14,336 I will start handling everything. 189 00:06:14,338 --> 00:06:17,356 All right. (Chuckles) 190 00:06:20,176 --> 00:06:21,894 ♪ 191 00:06:21,896 --> 00:06:24,346 Dixon, I'm home. What up, babe? 192 00:06:24,348 --> 00:06:27,283 How'd your meeting go? 193 00:06:27,285 --> 00:06:28,517 Adrianna. 194 00:06:28,519 --> 00:06:30,786 What a pleasant surprise. 195 00:06:33,623 --> 00:06:36,625 (Theme music playing) 196 00:06:36,626 --> 00:06:45,626 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 197 00:06:50,915 --> 00:06:52,115 Wow! 198 00:06:52,117 --> 00:06:53,717 Taylor, right? 199 00:06:54,619 --> 00:06:56,086 This is who your meeting was with? 200 00:06:56,088 --> 00:06:57,504 Yeah, yeah. Uh... 201 00:06:57,506 --> 00:07:00,307 remember I was telling you about my whole comeback performance? 202 00:07:00,309 --> 00:07:01,625 I remembered Navid telling me 203 00:07:01,627 --> 00:07:03,477 how fun it was working with Taylor, 204 00:07:03,479 --> 00:07:06,296 so I decided to give him a call. Oh, and get this, 205 00:07:06,298 --> 00:07:07,681 the Offshore pop up... 206 00:07:07,683 --> 00:07:11,101 they need an act, and Taylor said I'd be perfect for it. 207 00:07:11,103 --> 00:07:12,486 Navid is gonna be psyched! 208 00:07:12,488 --> 00:07:14,137 (Laughs) 209 00:07:14,139 --> 00:07:16,824 Taylor: And after I missed your show in Vegas, 210 00:07:16,826 --> 00:07:18,909 I was just determined to work with one of you. 211 00:07:18,911 --> 00:07:20,077 Oh! 212 00:07:20,079 --> 00:07:22,529 Yo, I just had an idea. 213 00:07:22,531 --> 00:07:24,748 You could work with both of us. 214 00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:27,084 Huh? Like, he could help with your music video? 215 00:07:27,086 --> 00:07:29,369 - What? Uh... - No, no, no, babe, seriously. 216 00:07:29,371 --> 00:07:31,755 It's crazy how much he knows about the business. 217 00:07:31,757 --> 00:07:34,041 Uh... I think I have it covered. 218 00:07:34,043 --> 00:07:35,959 - Mm-hmm. - Besides, are you a club promoter? 219 00:07:35,961 --> 00:07:38,312 Actually, I've produced quite a few music videos. 220 00:07:38,314 --> 00:07:39,763 Sort of a Jack-of-all-trades. 221 00:07:39,765 --> 00:07:42,382 I'd love to give my two cents if you'd like. 222 00:07:42,384 --> 00:07:44,101 See? 223 00:07:45,136 --> 00:07:48,021 Um, yeah, I guess I could use a few tips. 224 00:07:48,023 --> 00:07:49,723 Okay, then. 225 00:07:50,475 --> 00:07:53,777 Taylor, welcome to our lives. 226 00:07:56,781 --> 00:07:58,815 Silver: Do you remember me? 227 00:07:58,817 --> 00:08:00,984 I'm the girl whose naked photos you took and then you 228 00:08:00,986 --> 00:08:02,819 posted them online. How could you do that? 229 00:08:02,821 --> 00:08:05,656 I mean, they're of me naked... I wasn't gonna show them to anyone! 230 00:08:05,658 --> 00:08:08,642 You signed a release saying that I could use them for promotional purposes. 231 00:08:08,644 --> 00:08:09,826 I signed what? 232 00:08:09,828 --> 00:08:11,027 It's in my standard paperwork. 233 00:08:11,029 --> 00:08:12,212 All my clients sign it. 234 00:08:12,214 --> 00:08:13,313 (Exhales) 235 00:08:13,315 --> 00:08:15,382 I am proud of these photos. 236 00:08:15,384 --> 00:08:16,917 You should be, too. 237 00:08:16,919 --> 00:08:19,653 Okay, look, I'm... I think you did a great job. 238 00:08:19,655 --> 00:08:22,806 It's just, there are naked photos of me on the Internet, 239 00:08:22,808 --> 00:08:25,008 and... I can't have them popping up 240 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:27,043 whenever I go in for job interviews. 241 00:08:27,045 --> 00:08:28,545 I'll take them down right away. 242 00:08:28,547 --> 00:08:30,647 Okay. Thank you. 243 00:08:30,649 --> 00:08:33,483 Sorry if I was... freaking out. 244 00:08:33,485 --> 00:08:35,886 Unfortunately, I can't guarantee that they're not gonna pop up 245 00:08:35,888 --> 00:08:37,154 on some other web site. 246 00:08:37,156 --> 00:08:39,456 Once something this popular hits the web, 247 00:08:39,458 --> 00:08:41,575 it's kind of hard to make it disappear. 248 00:08:42,893 --> 00:08:45,162 ♪ 249 00:08:46,997 --> 00:08:51,301 Hey. You going on some kind of fashion safari? 250 00:08:51,303 --> 00:08:53,353 Max wants to go camping, 251 00:08:53,355 --> 00:08:55,505 and I decided to give him what he wants. 252 00:08:55,507 --> 00:08:56,940 Trust me, after a weekend 253 00:08:56,942 --> 00:09:00,894 of jungle sex, he won't bat an eye when I tell him about Alec. 254 00:09:00,896 --> 00:09:03,530 You look nice. Did you go on a date 255 00:09:03,532 --> 00:09:05,032 with that guy from the restaurant? 256 00:09:05,034 --> 00:09:07,784 His name is Colin, and no, we did not go on a date. 257 00:09:07,786 --> 00:09:10,037 He just moved here, so I was showing him around. 258 00:09:10,039 --> 00:09:11,688 Mm-hmm. 259 00:09:11,690 --> 00:09:13,073 Okay, fine, he's great. 260 00:09:13,075 --> 00:09:14,858 And he has all these amazing stories 261 00:09:14,860 --> 00:09:16,576 about traveling to foreign countries. 262 00:09:16,578 --> 00:09:19,028 Oh, and get this... he's a computer geek just like Max. 263 00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:21,030 Oh, my gosh. Computer geeks are awesome! 264 00:09:21,032 --> 00:09:23,884 You'd be amazed at what other special talents they possess. 265 00:09:23,886 --> 00:09:26,303 (Laughs) Still, I don't think I'm gonna see him again. 266 00:09:26,305 --> 00:09:28,055 The thought of dating someone right now 267 00:09:28,057 --> 00:09:29,973 just totally stresses me out. 268 00:09:29,975 --> 00:09:32,426 Annie: Speaking of stress... 269 00:09:32,428 --> 00:09:34,227 are you okay? 270 00:09:34,229 --> 00:09:37,481 Well, Katie took my pictures off her site... unfortunately, 271 00:09:37,483 --> 00:09:41,050 they're so "popular" that they're now plastered all over the web. 272 00:09:41,052 --> 00:09:43,320 - Mm. - Does Max know some way 273 00:09:43,322 --> 00:09:45,555 to, like, scrub them off the Internet? 274 00:09:45,557 --> 00:09:47,107 He's at work right now. And frankly, 275 00:09:47,109 --> 00:09:49,526 I want him focusing on me, not your naked pictures. 276 00:09:49,528 --> 00:09:51,227 Right. 277 00:09:51,229 --> 00:09:53,697 Hey, what are you doing with my phone? 278 00:09:53,699 --> 00:09:56,399 Hello, Colin. This is Naomi Clark-Miller, 279 00:09:56,401 --> 00:09:58,285 Annie's best friend in the whole world. 280 00:09:58,287 --> 00:10:01,371 We're having a little bit of a computer crisis, 281 00:10:01,373 --> 00:10:03,623 and Annie was wondering if you could drop by. 282 00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:06,293 - I was not. - That is fantastic. 283 00:10:06,295 --> 00:10:08,128 I'll text you the address. 284 00:10:08,130 --> 00:10:10,580 Pleasure talking to you, too. Ta ta. 285 00:10:10,582 --> 00:10:13,250 - I can't believe you. - Is Colin the guy from the restaurant? 286 00:10:13,252 --> 00:10:15,218 Yes, and he's the perfect person to help you 287 00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:16,703 with your problem. Meanwhile, Annie 288 00:10:16,705 --> 00:10:18,021 gets to hang out with him 289 00:10:18,023 --> 00:10:20,524 without the pressure of another actual date. 290 00:10:20,526 --> 00:10:21,725 Win-win. 291 00:10:21,727 --> 00:10:23,643 (Departing footsteps) 292 00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:28,315 Dixon: Dude... 293 00:10:29,117 --> 00:10:31,935 28 steps up from the parking lot. 294 00:10:31,937 --> 00:10:34,321 I never bothered to count before, but damn. 295 00:10:34,323 --> 00:10:36,606 Hey, why didn't you call me? I could've met you down there. 296 00:10:36,608 --> 00:10:37,824 Hey, have a seat. 297 00:10:37,826 --> 00:10:39,442 No, no, no. I'm fine. 298 00:10:39,444 --> 00:10:41,128 I just wanted to see how this place 299 00:10:41,130 --> 00:10:42,712 - was shaping up. - Yeah. 300 00:10:42,714 --> 00:10:44,631 It looks good, man. Thanks. 301 00:10:44,633 --> 00:10:46,666 Yeah, I've been killing myself with this opening. 302 00:10:46,668 --> 00:10:49,302 Still can't decide whether I'm doing trance or techno. 303 00:10:49,304 --> 00:10:50,804 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Taylor didn't tell you? 304 00:10:50,806 --> 00:10:52,305 - No. - It's all covered, man. 305 00:10:52,307 --> 00:10:54,391 I'm your opening act. (Laughs) 306 00:10:54,393 --> 00:10:56,092 Wait, what? 307 00:10:56,094 --> 00:10:57,761 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we talked about it all day yesterday. 308 00:10:57,763 --> 00:10:59,295 I mean, it's cool with you, right? 309 00:10:59,297 --> 00:11:02,149 No, no, I just, uh, I wasn't sure if you were up for it. 310 00:11:02,151 --> 00:11:04,267 I mean, you can barely make it up the steps. 311 00:11:04,269 --> 00:11:06,803 Dude, I'm not performing on a treadmill. 312 00:11:06,805 --> 00:11:09,272 Look, don't worry. I'm fine, okay? Besides, I wanted to 313 00:11:09,274 --> 00:11:10,941 talk to you about equipment and a playlist. 314 00:11:10,943 --> 00:11:12,475 - See what you like, you know? - Yeah. 315 00:11:12,477 --> 00:11:14,411 Hey, Navid, did you move the stuff out of my storage room? 316 00:11:14,413 --> 00:11:15,996 Max and Naomi are going camping this weekend 317 00:11:15,998 --> 00:11:17,614 - and they want to borrow a sleeping bag. - No. 318 00:11:17,616 --> 00:11:20,116 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Naomi's going camping? 319 00:11:20,118 --> 00:11:22,819 (Laughs) Okay, this is something I got to see. 320 00:11:22,821 --> 00:11:24,821 Man, camping sounds fantastic right now. 321 00:11:24,823 --> 00:11:26,706 I would kill for some time away. 322 00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:29,259 Time away from what? You're a movie star. 323 00:11:29,261 --> 00:11:31,494 Uh, how about my co-star is texting me every 15 minutes. 324 00:11:31,496 --> 00:11:33,346 I literally can't get away from her. 325 00:11:33,348 --> 00:11:35,999 Like, her standing in your doorway half-naked? 326 00:11:36,001 --> 00:11:39,219 Liam, I have been waiting forever for you to get home. 327 00:11:39,221 --> 00:11:40,520 What the hell are you doing here? 328 00:11:40,522 --> 00:11:42,639 I thought we could let the paparazzi "catch" us 329 00:11:42,641 --> 00:11:43,807 hanging out together. 330 00:11:43,809 --> 00:11:46,175 You know, give them something to write about. 331 00:11:46,177 --> 00:11:48,612 Like how we spent the day sunbathing topless. 332 00:11:53,684 --> 00:11:57,070 Dude, I would kill to have your life for, like, five minutes. 333 00:11:58,539 --> 00:11:59,873 Okay, that's it. I'm going camping. 334 00:12:07,974 --> 00:12:10,209 - Isn't this amazing? - Who knew the wilderness could be so... 335 00:12:10,211 --> 00:12:11,727 (Swats a bug) wild. 336 00:12:11,729 --> 00:12:13,145 - Hey. - Hi. 337 00:12:13,147 --> 00:12:16,265 You know, honestly, I was a little surprised 338 00:12:16,267 --> 00:12:17,399 you were okay with this. 339 00:12:17,401 --> 00:12:18,717 Oh, you know me. 340 00:12:18,719 --> 00:12:21,220 I'm up for anything that brings us closer. 341 00:12:21,222 --> 00:12:23,222 - Oh. - Ooh. Watch your step. 342 00:12:23,224 --> 00:12:25,390 I think the campsite's up around the corner. 343 00:12:25,392 --> 00:12:27,693 - All right. - Okay. 344 00:12:27,695 --> 00:12:30,562 Naomi: Ta-da! 345 00:12:30,564 --> 00:12:32,231 Man: Your bag, ma'am? 346 00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:34,250 Naomi: Can you believe I found this place? 347 00:12:34,252 --> 00:12:36,785 Man: May I help you, sir? 348 00:12:36,787 --> 00:12:38,704 This is gonna be so much better 349 00:12:38,706 --> 00:12:40,005 than sleeping in the dirt. 350 00:12:40,007 --> 00:12:42,374 - We have... - Man: This way. 351 00:12:42,376 --> 00:12:45,678 A masseuse, a personal chef, 352 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,379 a full time waitstaff. 353 00:12:47,381 --> 00:12:49,465 Which means... 354 00:12:49,467 --> 00:12:53,636 we get to spend the entire weekend... 355 00:12:53,638 --> 00:12:55,721 enjoying each other's company. 356 00:12:55,723 --> 00:12:58,107 Yeah, it's just, uh... 357 00:12:58,109 --> 00:13:01,393 it's very different from what I expected. 358 00:13:01,395 --> 00:13:02,728 Naomi: Baby... 359 00:13:02,730 --> 00:13:05,430 we are going to have the most romantic weekend ever, 360 00:13:05,432 --> 00:13:07,116 I promise. 361 00:13:09,319 --> 00:13:12,788 All right, so I'm setting up a computer program to crawl 362 00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:14,173 the web and remove any trace 363 00:13:14,175 --> 00:13:16,208 of your photos. It's kind of like a virus, 364 00:13:16,210 --> 00:13:17,710 but for good instead of evil. 365 00:13:17,712 --> 00:13:19,211 Thanks so much, Colin. You're a lifesaver. 366 00:13:19,213 --> 00:13:20,396 Yeah, thank you. 367 00:13:20,398 --> 00:13:22,031 This is way more interesting than the programming 368 00:13:22,033 --> 00:13:23,966 I usually do. It's very James Bond. 369 00:13:23,968 --> 00:13:25,217 If we get attacked by double agents, 370 00:13:25,219 --> 00:13:26,669 I'm expecting you girls to protect me. 371 00:13:26,671 --> 00:13:28,504 If that's what it takes to get my pictures off the web, 372 00:13:28,506 --> 00:13:29,972 I will seriously kick some ass. 373 00:13:29,974 --> 00:13:31,290 Hey, look at the bright side. Look at some 374 00:13:31,292 --> 00:13:33,142 of these comments... "Gorgeous body." 375 00:13:33,144 --> 00:13:35,561 "This is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." 376 00:13:35,563 --> 00:13:38,147 Not to mention how many people retweeted your photos. 377 00:13:38,149 --> 00:13:40,182 Really? How many? 378 00:13:40,184 --> 00:13:42,301 Uh, I'd say around 20,000 hits. 379 00:13:42,303 --> 00:13:44,069 - Oh. - You're borderline viral. 380 00:13:44,071 --> 00:13:45,470 Annie: Okay, 381 00:13:45,472 --> 00:13:46,989 it does not suck to be called beautiful. 382 00:13:46,991 --> 00:13:48,574 - Yeah, I guess. - Colin: Look, everyone 383 00:13:48,576 --> 00:13:50,309 has an online presence these days... it's like 384 00:13:50,311 --> 00:13:52,411 your past is an open book. You meet someone, you Google them. 385 00:13:52,413 --> 00:13:54,146 That's how I found out about you and that priest. 386 00:13:54,148 --> 00:13:56,415 - What? - Yeah, you guys did some 387 00:13:56,417 --> 00:13:58,200 kind of charity together? Sounds fantastic. 388 00:13:58,202 --> 00:14:01,787 (Sighs) That, yeah, that, uh, was great. 389 00:14:01,789 --> 00:14:03,539 It was great. 390 00:14:04,591 --> 00:14:07,159 Well, looks like my job here is done. 391 00:14:07,161 --> 00:14:10,296 I also fix plumbing, repair roofs, and change tires. 392 00:14:10,298 --> 00:14:12,131 If you guys have any more problems, just, uh, 393 00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:13,449 give me a call. 394 00:14:13,451 --> 00:14:15,517 - Thank you so much. - No, it was a pleasure, meeting you. 395 00:14:15,519 --> 00:14:17,386 You, too. And, uh, Annie, 396 00:14:17,388 --> 00:14:19,271 thank you so much for showing me around town yesterday. 397 00:14:19,273 --> 00:14:22,858 I'd love to repay the favor by taking you to dinner. 398 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:25,010 Oh, I'm, I'm sorry. 399 00:14:25,012 --> 00:14:27,062 I'm actually seeing somebody. 400 00:14:27,064 --> 00:14:28,197 It kind of new, which is probably why 401 00:14:28,199 --> 00:14:29,898 - it's not online yet. - Of course. 402 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:32,451 I should've known. You're too pretty to be single. 403 00:14:33,987 --> 00:14:36,355 Well, if anything changes, you have my number. 404 00:14:39,659 --> 00:14:41,794 Why did you lie to that amazing looking man? 405 00:14:41,796 --> 00:14:44,246 I don't want to talk about it. 406 00:14:44,248 --> 00:14:46,582 Um, hey, has Taylor stopped by? 407 00:14:46,584 --> 00:14:48,500 He said he wanted to go over a few things 408 00:14:48,502 --> 00:14:49,802 for my music video. 409 00:14:49,804 --> 00:14:50,869 Backyard. 410 00:14:50,871 --> 00:14:53,222 Cool. Thanks. 411 00:14:55,091 --> 00:14:58,978 Uh, okay, why are there stripper poles? 412 00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:01,263 They are for your new music video. 413 00:15:01,265 --> 00:15:03,548 - Thanks. - Adrianna: Are you kidding me? 414 00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:05,734 I know exactly what you're doing. 415 00:15:05,736 --> 00:15:07,552 I told you I slept with you in Vegas 416 00:15:07,554 --> 00:15:09,488 because I though Dixon and I weren't together. 417 00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:10,555 It's not gonna happen again. 418 00:15:10,557 --> 00:15:12,557 No matter how hard you try to worm your way 419 00:15:12,559 --> 00:15:14,493 back into my life and seduce me. 420 00:15:14,495 --> 00:15:15,727 I'm not trying to seduce you. 421 00:15:15,729 --> 00:15:18,397 I want you to seduce me. Professionally, I mean. 422 00:15:18,399 --> 00:15:21,250 - What are you talking about? - It's my job to sell you to the public. 423 00:15:21,252 --> 00:15:22,835 If you want to further your career, 424 00:15:22,837 --> 00:15:23,952 you have to sex up your image. 425 00:15:23,954 --> 00:15:26,905 So this is about work? 426 00:15:26,907 --> 00:15:28,424 Yeah. 427 00:15:28,426 --> 00:15:29,758 I have a pole dancing instructor 428 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,243 coming to whip you into shape. 429 00:15:31,245 --> 00:15:32,795 Now trust me, I have no problem 430 00:15:32,797 --> 00:15:34,797 keeping our relationship professional, do you? 431 00:15:34,799 --> 00:15:36,048 Of course not. 432 00:15:36,050 --> 00:15:38,384 - I can totally keep this professional. - Great. 433 00:15:38,386 --> 00:15:40,252 Great. I'll be back for a dress rehearsal 434 00:15:40,254 --> 00:15:42,604 and then we'll see where we stand. 435 00:15:43,973 --> 00:15:46,442 Oh, and by the way, if I wanted to seduce you, 436 00:15:46,444 --> 00:15:50,095 you would've been naked in that pool five minutes ago. 437 00:15:57,103 --> 00:15:58,821 Can't believe you made it on this trip. 438 00:15:58,823 --> 00:16:00,205 Sure you're not pushing yourself too hard? 439 00:16:00,207 --> 00:16:01,273 Yeah. I got it. 440 00:16:01,275 --> 00:16:02,291 - No, I'm good. - No... 441 00:16:02,293 --> 00:16:03,659 - Dude. - Let go. I got it. 442 00:16:03,661 --> 00:16:07,046 This is exactly why I came. 443 00:16:07,048 --> 00:16:08,780 I'm tired of this whole accident 444 00:16:08,782 --> 00:16:11,083 - holding me back, you know? - Yeah. 445 00:16:11,085 --> 00:16:12,451 Besides, we can use this weekend 446 00:16:12,453 --> 00:16:15,120 to talk about how we gonna shut the club down. 447 00:16:15,122 --> 00:16:16,505 (Laughs) Yeah. 448 00:16:16,507 --> 00:16:20,142 Oh, finally... 449 00:16:20,144 --> 00:16:21,960 some peace and quiet. 450 00:16:21,962 --> 00:16:24,813 I'll figure out what to do about the class I'm taking. 451 00:16:24,815 --> 00:16:27,632 You know, my life is incredibly complicated right now. 452 00:16:27,634 --> 00:16:30,102 You'd think the teacher would just cut me some slack. 453 00:16:30,104 --> 00:16:32,071 Yeah, dude, you are doing as much as you can, right? 454 00:16:32,073 --> 00:16:33,906 She should just help a brother out. 455 00:16:33,908 --> 00:16:35,491 - Exactly. - Navid: Or on the other hand, 456 00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:36,775 she can't give you special treatment just because 457 00:16:36,777 --> 00:16:37,993 you're a celebrity. I mean, 458 00:16:37,995 --> 00:16:39,695 that would be unfair to the real students. 459 00:16:39,697 --> 00:16:43,315 No, I meant "other", other students. 460 00:16:43,317 --> 00:16:44,666 I'm just saying special treatment 461 00:16:44,668 --> 00:16:45,951 causes a lot of problems. 462 00:16:45,953 --> 00:16:49,371 Well, he has a point. (Liam sighs) 463 00:16:51,624 --> 00:16:55,427 Okay, apparently all we have is six cans of chili. 464 00:16:55,429 --> 00:16:57,296 Anybody got a pot? 465 00:16:57,298 --> 00:16:58,514 - Or a can opener? - Wait. 466 00:16:58,516 --> 00:16:59,664 You said you're bringing everything. 467 00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:01,833 No worries. I'll just call my, uh, 468 00:17:01,835 --> 00:17:03,769 agent's assistant to run us up a few things. 469 00:17:03,771 --> 00:17:05,320 Whoa, whoa. Whoa. 470 00:17:05,322 --> 00:17:06,772 What? You're calling your agent for a delivery? 471 00:17:06,774 --> 00:17:07,973 So that's what you meant 472 00:17:07,975 --> 00:17:09,858 - by roughing it. - No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. 473 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,144 I actually think I like this new Liam. 474 00:17:12,146 --> 00:17:14,146 It used to be he wouldn't take help from anyone. 475 00:17:14,148 --> 00:17:15,314 Now he's all, uh, 476 00:17:15,316 --> 00:17:17,900 I have to call my people to have 'em deliver 477 00:17:17,902 --> 00:17:19,851 some slippers and a pizza. 478 00:17:19,853 --> 00:17:21,186 I get it. I get it. 479 00:17:21,188 --> 00:17:22,738 Apparently no one takes me seriously anymore. 480 00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:25,541 You know what? That's fine. I don't need to call for help. 481 00:17:25,543 --> 00:17:28,193 I'll just open these cans with a knife. 482 00:17:30,964 --> 00:17:32,548 Or a rock. 483 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:34,032 Hey... 484 00:17:34,034 --> 00:17:35,968 you two fine outdoorsman want to set up the tent 485 00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:37,753 while I look for firewood? 486 00:17:41,341 --> 00:17:43,976 - Let's go. - No, I got this. - No, no, no. 487 00:17:43,978 --> 00:17:47,312 Mmm. Isn't this fantastic? 488 00:17:47,314 --> 00:17:52,234 Just the two of us enjoying each other's company. 489 00:17:52,236 --> 00:17:56,388 Are you sure you don't want a massage, honey? 490 00:17:56,390 --> 00:17:59,541 There's just something about lying naked next to my wife 491 00:17:59,543 --> 00:18:02,578 while two strangers touch us that kind of creeps me out. 492 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:05,614 Maybe you'd like the hot mud bath better. 493 00:18:05,616 --> 00:18:07,232 Or we could do a wine tasting. 494 00:18:07,234 --> 00:18:08,500 Deeper, please. 495 00:18:08,502 --> 00:18:10,836 Hey, uh, did you know this place has a ropes course? 496 00:18:10,838 --> 00:18:12,671 Max... 497 00:18:12,673 --> 00:18:14,906 if you want to get kinky with some ropes, I'm all in. 498 00:18:14,908 --> 00:18:17,242 No, it's a, it's like an obstacle course 499 00:18:17,244 --> 00:18:19,911 with rope ladders and bridges, and... 500 00:18:19,913 --> 00:18:23,765 it says, "promotes cooperation, team work and trust." 501 00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:24,800 Hmm. 502 00:18:24,802 --> 00:18:25,767 That sound fun? 503 00:18:25,769 --> 00:18:28,253 Not as fun as what I was suggesting. 504 00:18:28,255 --> 00:18:30,305 But fine. 505 00:18:30,307 --> 00:18:33,025 If that's what it takes to give you the perfect weekend then... 506 00:18:33,027 --> 00:18:34,860 - we'll do a ropes course. - All right. 507 00:18:34,862 --> 00:18:36,261 Thank you. 508 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,617 Hey, guys, sorry it took me so long. 509 00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:44,653 I had to go all the way to the creek bed to find... 510 00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:47,939 Navid? 511 00:18:50,610 --> 00:18:52,578 Dixon? 512 00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:55,297 So, yeah, man, I was like, this isn't background music. 513 00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:57,616 Dixon Wilson is back. 514 00:18:57,618 --> 00:18:59,801 Sorry. 515 00:18:59,803 --> 00:19:01,786 Yeah, let's definitely spend the money 516 00:19:01,788 --> 00:19:03,288 on the speakers. Like, I want to 517 00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:05,757 shake the whole place down to the ground, you know? 518 00:19:05,759 --> 00:19:08,427 (Grunts) 519 00:19:08,429 --> 00:19:10,679 My bad. 520 00:19:10,681 --> 00:19:12,514 - Hey, I can handle this. - Oh, no, it's cool. 521 00:19:12,516 --> 00:19:14,316 I got... I got this. 522 00:19:14,318 --> 00:19:16,485 Dawg, I'm fine. Relax. 523 00:19:16,487 --> 00:19:18,186 Dude, you're not fine, okay? 524 00:19:18,188 --> 00:19:19,471 You're getting better, 525 00:19:19,473 --> 00:19:20,805 but you're not 100%. 526 00:19:20,807 --> 00:19:22,190 Dude, you can't even put up a tent. 527 00:19:22,192 --> 00:19:23,659 Which means you're not ready. 528 00:19:23,661 --> 00:19:26,328 You're not ready to open my club. 529 00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:27,646 I'm not r... 530 00:19:27,648 --> 00:19:30,699 I'm a DJ, I'm not trying to earn a merit badge. 531 00:19:30,701 --> 00:19:32,484 Do you have any idea how much I have riding on this? 532 00:19:32,486 --> 00:19:33,919 I've got one shot to make a name 533 00:19:33,921 --> 00:19:36,004 for myself and I have to knock it out of the park. 534 00:19:36,006 --> 00:19:39,041 A guy in a leg brace does not scream kick-ass opening act. 535 00:19:39,043 --> 00:19:40,959 So that's it? I'm out? 536 00:19:40,961 --> 00:19:42,494 Look, I'm sorry. 537 00:19:42,496 --> 00:19:44,763 I'm sorry it has to be this way, but maybe in a couple months... 538 00:19:44,765 --> 00:19:46,848 Maybe in a couple months? 539 00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:47,849 You know what? 540 00:19:47,851 --> 00:19:49,434 Maybe since I'm so disabled, 541 00:19:49,436 --> 00:19:51,002 I should just go home, huh? 542 00:19:51,004 --> 00:19:52,187 Come on. Hey, hey, hey. 543 00:19:52,189 --> 00:19:53,672 I'm not saying that you have to leave... 544 00:19:53,674 --> 00:19:55,941 Think I want to walk in these stupid things? 545 00:19:55,943 --> 00:19:57,142 Huh? 546 00:19:57,144 --> 00:20:00,362 Have my whole life turned upside down? 547 00:20:00,364 --> 00:20:01,530 You know what, man? 548 00:20:01,532 --> 00:20:04,950 I thought you were my friend. My bad. 549 00:20:06,986 --> 00:20:08,186 Dixon... 550 00:20:08,188 --> 00:20:10,038 what are you doing? 551 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,073 (Engine starts) 552 00:20:11,075 --> 00:20:12,991 Dixon, if you take the car, 553 00:20:12,993 --> 00:20:14,859 how are Liam and I supposed to get home? 554 00:20:14,861 --> 00:20:17,579 Well, uh, unlike me, you guys can walk. 555 00:20:17,581 --> 00:20:20,165 Dixon, get out the car. 556 00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:21,133 Enjoy the woods. 557 00:20:21,135 --> 00:20:22,718 Dixon, hey, hey. 558 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,504 Stop playing, man. 559 00:20:25,506 --> 00:20:27,706 Dixon, hey! 560 00:20:30,871 --> 00:20:34,657 On, come on, come on, work, work, work, work, work. 561 00:20:34,659 --> 00:20:35,774 Oh, come on, come on. 562 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:36,959 (Phone rings) 563 00:20:37,828 --> 00:20:39,829 Hello, hello. 564 00:20:39,831 --> 00:20:40,880 Liam, it's Carrie. 565 00:20:40,882 --> 00:20:42,281 I have been looking all over for you. 566 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,332 There's this huge party up on Melrose... 567 00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:45,384 Yeah, yeah, Liam's not here. 568 00:20:45,386 --> 00:20:46,836 - Where is he? - (Over phone): Uh, I don't know. 569 00:20:46,838 --> 00:20:48,421 Look, I have been trying for the past half hour 570 00:20:48,423 --> 00:20:49,672 to get cell phone reception. 571 00:20:49,674 --> 00:20:51,090 We were camping near Bodhi Mountain resort, 572 00:20:51,092 --> 00:20:52,091 and our so-called friend 573 00:20:52,093 --> 00:20:54,143 stole our car, and, and I had... 574 00:20:54,145 --> 00:20:55,178 (Phone beeping) Hello? 575 00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:57,730 Hello? What? 576 00:20:58,482 --> 00:21:00,650 (Sighs) 577 00:21:02,019 --> 00:21:04,220 Is that Naomi's glamp-site? 578 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,439 Oh, thank God. 579 00:21:07,274 --> 00:21:08,357 (Laughs) 580 00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:11,027 (Sighs) 581 00:21:12,829 --> 00:21:14,813 ♪ 582 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:15,915 Naomi: Holy crap. 583 00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:18,167 Oh, don't worry, you'll be fine. 584 00:21:18,169 --> 00:21:20,036 The ropes course is a piece of cake. 585 00:21:20,038 --> 00:21:21,420 The rope course? 586 00:21:21,422 --> 00:21:22,821 You're Ryan Lochte. 587 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:26,008 You're standing in front of me, shimmering like a gold medal. 588 00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:28,044 And that's scary, yeah. 589 00:21:28,046 --> 00:21:30,680 Yeah, seriously, I would love to race Phelps on that. 590 00:21:30,682 --> 00:21:31,664 (Laughter) 591 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:32,831 Let's go, babe. 592 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,383 I thought your mom said you didn't have time 593 00:21:34,385 --> 00:21:37,436 - for a girlfriend. - I don't, but does she look unhappy? 594 00:21:37,438 --> 00:21:38,854 I'm so happy. 595 00:21:38,856 --> 00:21:40,356 (Both laugh) 596 00:21:40,358 --> 00:21:41,390 Okay, Naomi. 597 00:21:41,392 --> 00:21:43,693 - I love you. - Yeah, he's a God, all right, 598 00:21:43,695 --> 00:21:46,229 so let's quit stalling and let's do this. 599 00:21:46,231 --> 00:21:48,180 (Groans) 600 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:51,317 FYI, wearing a blindfold does not inspire 601 00:21:51,319 --> 00:21:53,452 trust or confidence. 602 00:21:53,454 --> 00:21:54,820 Just follow my voice. 603 00:21:54,822 --> 00:21:56,122 Come on. 604 00:21:56,124 --> 00:21:57,189 Stick your foot out, come on. 605 00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:59,075 (Groans) You got it. 606 00:21:59,077 --> 00:22:00,543 It's r... put... 607 00:22:00,545 --> 00:22:02,878 Oh. There you are, there you are, there you are. 608 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,697 - One foot in front of the other. - Okay, okay. 609 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:05,965 Yeah, uh-huh. 610 00:22:05,967 --> 00:22:06,916 You see? 611 00:22:06,918 --> 00:22:07,917 Okay. 612 00:22:07,919 --> 00:22:09,368 We can get through anything together. 613 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:10,336 Uh-huh. 614 00:22:10,338 --> 00:22:11,537 You got it, there you go. 615 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:12,672 - Oh, okay, oh, oh. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 616 00:22:12,674 --> 00:22:13,639 Naomi, don't grab that. 617 00:22:13,641 --> 00:22:15,141 You're gonna throw us off balance. 618 00:22:15,143 --> 00:22:16,259 In case you haven't noticed, I am 619 00:22:16,261 --> 00:22:17,810 a little off balance already. 620 00:22:17,812 --> 00:22:20,263 - No, no, no, honey, you have to let... - Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God! 621 00:22:20,265 --> 00:22:23,065 (Both screaming) 622 00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:27,937 That sucked! 623 00:22:27,939 --> 00:22:29,305 Honey, it wouldn't have happened 624 00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:30,473 if you'd just trusted me. 625 00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:31,807 No, it wouldn't have happened 626 00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:34,760 if you hadn't had us do this stupid rope course! 627 00:22:34,762 --> 00:22:36,862 I wanted to have a calm, happy, 628 00:22:36,864 --> 00:22:38,597 perfect, relaxed weekend 629 00:22:38,599 --> 00:22:42,285 so that we could get closer as a couple, not play boot camp. 630 00:22:45,372 --> 00:22:47,606 (Sighs) 631 00:22:47,608 --> 00:22:50,109 Thanks. 632 00:22:51,545 --> 00:22:53,579 You're seriously going to do this? 633 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:56,448 Yeah, it's for work and I'm professional. 634 00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:58,334 I'm gonna dance the hell out of that pole. 635 00:22:58,336 --> 00:23:00,803 You mean like this? 636 00:23:00,805 --> 00:23:04,590 Oh, yeah, baby, like it like this. 637 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,892 No. Woman: Just so we're clear, 638 00:23:06,894 --> 00:23:09,679 that's not even close to what we're doing. 639 00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:11,347 (Laughs) Sorry. 640 00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:13,966 They're subbing as my backup dancers. 641 00:23:13,968 --> 00:23:15,685 Pole dancing doesn't have to be sleazy. 642 00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:17,302 You know, people use it for exercise 643 00:23:17,304 --> 00:23:18,237 or to build self-esteem. 644 00:23:18,239 --> 00:23:22,825 Silver: How does one build self-esteem pole dancing exactly? 645 00:23:22,827 --> 00:23:23,943 Do you want to feel sexy? 646 00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:25,861 Try dancing in front of a live audience. 647 00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:28,147 Trust me, there is nothing like it. 648 00:23:28,149 --> 00:23:29,648 You girls ready to get going? 649 00:23:29,650 --> 00:23:31,667 20,000 people have already seen me naked. 650 00:23:31,669 --> 00:23:33,035 Why the hell not? 651 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,754 Ha. 652 00:23:34,756 --> 00:23:36,155 Come on, Annie, 653 00:23:36,157 --> 00:23:37,423 don't you want to learn some new moves 654 00:23:37,425 --> 00:23:39,175 for your pretend boyfriend? 655 00:23:39,177 --> 00:23:40,492 Wait, you have a pretend boyfriend? 656 00:23:40,494 --> 00:23:42,962 Well, the cute guy from the restaurant asked me out, 657 00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:45,264 and so I said I was in a relationship. 658 00:23:45,266 --> 00:23:46,665 Okay, well, that's not going to stop him 659 00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:48,517 'cause guys don't care if you're in a relationship. 660 00:23:48,519 --> 00:23:49,668 To them it's just this big game, 661 00:23:49,670 --> 00:23:51,554 and that's why it's up to us 662 00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:53,139 to show them who's in control. 663 00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:56,025 Annie: W... whoa, 664 00:23:56,027 --> 00:23:58,110 where did that come from? 665 00:23:58,112 --> 00:24:00,279 No idea. 666 00:24:00,281 --> 00:24:02,965 (All laugh) 667 00:24:02,967 --> 00:24:05,401 Man (Over TV): Forecast... plenty of sunshine through today with... 668 00:24:05,403 --> 00:24:08,654 Navid, what are you doing here? 669 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,489 Short version? 670 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:13,075 Liam took us camping, then disappeared into the woods, 671 00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:15,578 and Dixon took off with our car. 672 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:16,579 How's your day going? 673 00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:18,864 (Chuckles) Not great. 674 00:24:18,866 --> 00:24:19,965 (Sighs) 675 00:24:19,967 --> 00:24:21,884 - Has Max been here? - Haven't seen him. 676 00:24:21,886 --> 00:24:24,053 Oh, I... I left Liam a note so he can meet me here, 677 00:24:24,055 --> 00:24:25,805 we can take a cab back into town. 678 00:24:25,807 --> 00:24:29,058 He should be here any minute so we don't... ruin your weekend. 679 00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:30,542 Trust me, it's already ruined. 680 00:24:30,544 --> 00:24:32,478 I have to tell Max something horrible, 681 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,096 and I tried to create the perfect moment 682 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:35,815 so that he doesn't get angry at me, 683 00:24:35,817 --> 00:24:37,600 but instead I just made it so much worse. 684 00:24:37,602 --> 00:24:40,236 Yeah, there's no perfect time to give bad news. 685 00:24:40,238 --> 00:24:42,721 Today I had to tell Dixon that he couldn't open my club, 686 00:24:42,723 --> 00:24:44,740 and, and maybe I could have been nicer, 687 00:24:44,742 --> 00:24:46,892 but it still would have ruined our weekend. 688 00:24:46,894 --> 00:24:48,060 I know people say 689 00:24:48,062 --> 00:24:50,529 honesty is the best policy, but most of the time 690 00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:52,782 you just end up wishing you kept your mouth shut. 691 00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:54,166 Carrie: You might know me as Maggie 692 00:24:54,168 --> 00:24:56,469 from Maggie, don't you know? Felicity from... 693 00:24:56,471 --> 00:24:57,453 Like now. 694 00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:59,338 And I was just named... 695 00:24:59,340 --> 00:25:00,289 Is that my tent? 696 00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:01,924 Yeah. 697 00:25:02,408 --> 00:25:06,128 I cannot believe that Liam Court, my co-star 698 00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,630 from Corporate Invaders 2, 699 00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:10,850 is lost in the woods, which is why I am here 700 00:25:10,852 --> 00:25:14,987 to oversee every stage of the rescue effort. 701 00:25:17,624 --> 00:25:19,241 I can get a copy of that for my reel, right? 702 00:25:19,243 --> 00:25:20,426 - Thank you. - Excuse me. 703 00:25:20,428 --> 00:25:22,428 (Chuckling): Uh, what are you doing here? 704 00:25:22,430 --> 00:25:24,680 I am so glad Liam finally jumped on the publicity train. 705 00:25:24,682 --> 00:25:25,764 Where is he, at a bar somewhere? 706 00:25:25,766 --> 00:25:27,516 No, Liam is not at a bar and he's not 707 00:25:27,518 --> 00:25:28,517 lost in the woods, okay? 708 00:25:28,519 --> 00:25:30,219 H... he went to get firewood. 709 00:25:30,221 --> 00:25:31,270 How long ago was that? 710 00:25:31,272 --> 00:25:33,355 I don't know, like, three hours ago? 711 00:25:35,258 --> 00:25:37,192 Oh, my God, he probably is lost. 712 00:25:37,194 --> 00:25:38,394 Why are actors so freaking flaky? 713 00:25:38,396 --> 00:25:39,928 - Where did you last see him? - At our campsite 714 00:25:39,930 --> 00:25:42,398 a couple miles down the road. Where are you going? 715 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,949 I'm going to find your stupid little boyfriend 716 00:25:43,951 --> 00:25:45,701 before he gets eaten by a bear. 717 00:25:45,703 --> 00:25:47,703 Good idea. 718 00:25:51,074 --> 00:25:54,009 Taylor: You made it. 719 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:56,095 Ready for dress rehearsal? 720 00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:59,231 I can't wait to get your professional opinion. 721 00:25:59,233 --> 00:26:02,117 Oh, hey, do you mind sitting in the chair 722 00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:03,669 so that I can mark my performance? 723 00:26:03,671 --> 00:26:05,620 Okay, I believe the story is, 724 00:26:05,622 --> 00:26:08,474 I meet a stranger in a bar, 725 00:26:08,476 --> 00:26:11,677 he comes back to my place, 726 00:26:11,679 --> 00:26:16,899 I change into something a little bit more comfortable. 727 00:26:18,518 --> 00:26:20,652 And then I put on some music. 728 00:26:20,654 --> 00:26:23,072 ♪ 729 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:31,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 730 00:26:33,983 --> 00:26:37,953 ♪ you flash a smile, you think I'll fall ♪ 731 00:26:37,955 --> 00:26:41,707 ♪ you push me back against the wall ♪ 732 00:26:41,709 --> 00:26:45,627 ♪ the time has come to pay or play ♪ 733 00:26:45,629 --> 00:26:47,546 ♪ but I slip away 734 00:26:47,548 --> 00:26:49,548 ♪ do you want to touch me now? 735 00:26:49,550 --> 00:26:51,600 * Like that, like this * 736 00:26:51,602 --> 00:26:53,352 ♪ do you hunger for my kiss? 737 00:26:53,354 --> 00:26:55,471 * My neck, my mouth * 738 00:26:55,473 --> 00:26:57,022 ♪ I've been down and all around ♪ 739 00:26:57,024 --> 00:26:58,774 * you know you do * 740 00:26:58,776 --> 00:27:02,694 ♪ it's a game you're gonna lose ♪ 741 00:27:02,696 --> 00:27:06,532 ♪ 'cause, baby, when you look straight into my eyes ♪ 742 00:27:06,534 --> 00:27:09,985 ♪ I've got you with a spell, you're hynotized ♪ 743 00:27:09,987 --> 00:27:13,489 ♪ don't try to run away or tell me your lies ♪ 744 00:27:13,491 --> 00:27:15,657 ♪ so, baby, give in 745 00:27:15,659 --> 00:27:20,913 ♪ 'cause I'm a snake charmer ♪ 746 00:27:20,915 --> 00:27:22,748 ♪ 747 00:27:25,135 --> 00:27:29,671 ♪ try to pretend you're chill, so cool ♪ 748 00:27:29,673 --> 00:27:33,509 ♪ inow k type, I'm not a fool ♪ 749 00:27:33,511 --> 00:27:37,212 ♪ you only want what you can't get ♪ 750 00:27:37,214 --> 00:27:39,081 ♪ no, no, not yet 751 00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:40,882 ♪ do you want to touch me now? 752 00:27:40,884 --> 00:27:45,070 You really showed me how unprofessional I'm feeling. 753 00:27:45,072 --> 00:27:47,556 Of course, I already knew that. 754 00:27:47,558 --> 00:27:49,775 I wanted to prove you felt the same way. 755 00:27:53,696 --> 00:27:55,897 I have to go. 756 00:28:02,021 --> 00:28:03,505 Annie: So, 757 00:28:03,507 --> 00:28:06,625 we erased your nude photos, did a little pole dance, 758 00:28:06,627 --> 00:28:07,960 dinner and a movie. 759 00:28:07,962 --> 00:28:09,744 I think we've had a pretty full day. 760 00:28:09,746 --> 00:28:10,745 Am I missing anything? 761 00:28:10,747 --> 00:28:13,081 Hmm, how about, why you lied to Colin 762 00:28:13,083 --> 00:28:14,683 about having a boyfriend? 763 00:28:14,685 --> 00:28:15,767 Look, 764 00:28:15,769 --> 00:28:18,253 Colin is great, but if we started dating, 765 00:28:18,255 --> 00:28:21,440 eventually I would have to tell him that I dated a priest, 766 00:28:21,442 --> 00:28:24,643 and before that I was essentially a prostitute. 767 00:28:24,645 --> 00:28:26,461 Who wants to be with someone like that? 768 00:28:26,463 --> 00:28:27,762 I'm damaged goods. 769 00:28:27,764 --> 00:28:29,031 Are you kidding me? 770 00:28:29,033 --> 00:28:30,765 How's this for damaged goods? 771 00:28:30,767 --> 00:28:31,950 I took those photos 772 00:28:31,952 --> 00:28:34,236 because I'm about to have a baby with a gay guy 773 00:28:34,238 --> 00:28:35,320 and then have my breasts surgically removed. 774 00:28:35,322 --> 00:28:38,290 That's like a 100% chance no one's going 775 00:28:38,292 --> 00:28:39,575 to ever find me attractive again. 776 00:28:39,577 --> 00:28:40,442 No, it is not. 777 00:28:40,444 --> 00:28:41,710 Whose online dating profile 778 00:28:41,712 --> 00:28:44,413 would get more hits... ex-hooker or a single teen mom? 779 00:28:44,415 --> 00:28:46,048 - Hmm. - Part of me wishes 780 00:28:46,050 --> 00:28:47,849 I would have left those nude photos online. 781 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,251 (Chuckles) 782 00:28:49,253 --> 00:28:50,419 I mean, you were right, 783 00:28:50,421 --> 00:28:52,120 being called beautiful didn't totally suck. 784 00:28:52,122 --> 00:28:54,973 Yeah, neither did being asked out by a cute guy. 785 00:28:54,975 --> 00:28:56,441 So maybe you say yes, 786 00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:59,478 and then if things go well and he happens 787 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,647 to find out about your past later, 788 00:29:01,649 --> 00:29:03,065 then hopefully he can deal. 789 00:29:03,067 --> 00:29:06,768 But for now why don't we just enjoy ourselves? 790 00:29:06,770 --> 00:29:08,270 You're right. 791 00:29:08,272 --> 00:29:10,472 I mean, if I'm too pretty to be single 792 00:29:10,474 --> 00:29:12,407 and your body is a work of art, 793 00:29:12,409 --> 00:29:14,860 then who are we to tell people that they're wrong? 794 00:29:14,862 --> 00:29:17,812 (Both laughing) 795 00:29:17,814 --> 00:29:19,998 (Clacking) 796 00:29:21,778 --> 00:29:25,397 Oh, come on, come on, come on. 797 00:29:25,399 --> 00:29:26,898 Carrie: Need a hand with that? 798 00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:29,918 What are you doing here? 799 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,387 How did you find me? 800 00:29:31,389 --> 00:29:33,522 I grew up hunting and fishing in Montana. 801 00:29:33,524 --> 00:29:35,090 I know how to take care of myself. 802 00:29:35,092 --> 00:29:36,542 But let's go. 803 00:29:36,544 --> 00:29:38,160 I got a flock of reporters waiting to hear how 804 00:29:38,162 --> 00:29:39,561 I rescued you from certain death. 805 00:29:39,563 --> 00:29:42,081 I would rather die in the woods. 806 00:29:42,083 --> 00:29:44,967 I came out here to get away from all your crazy publicity stunts, 807 00:29:44,969 --> 00:29:45,968 and what happens? 808 00:29:45,970 --> 00:29:48,637 I get lost like some over-privileged jerk. 809 00:29:48,639 --> 00:29:51,523 You know what your problem is? 810 00:29:51,525 --> 00:29:55,210 Your movie career just fell into your lap. 811 00:29:55,212 --> 00:29:57,896 I have busted my ass for six years 812 00:29:57,898 --> 00:29:59,898 to get to where I am, and these publicity stunts 813 00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:02,601 are going to make our movie more successful 814 00:30:02,603 --> 00:30:04,486 and land us our next acting jobs. 815 00:30:04,488 --> 00:30:06,438 Unlike you, I don't sit around 816 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,774 expecting life to hand me things. 817 00:30:08,776 --> 00:30:11,493 Wait. 818 00:30:12,379 --> 00:30:14,129 (Sighs) 819 00:30:14,131 --> 00:30:16,982 You're right. I... 820 00:30:16,984 --> 00:30:20,536 practically had to be dragged into being a model and an actor. 821 00:30:22,472 --> 00:30:24,556 And maybe I got a little lazy. 822 00:30:24,558 --> 00:30:27,643 Started taking things for granted. 823 00:30:27,645 --> 00:30:29,628 But I didn't used to be like this. 824 00:30:29,630 --> 00:30:31,764 I... I know how to get things done. 825 00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:35,784 Just not campfires. 826 00:30:37,437 --> 00:30:40,823 About this publicity thing... 827 00:30:40,825 --> 00:30:42,741 if I... if I play along, 828 00:30:42,743 --> 00:30:44,860 can we just take it down a notch? 829 00:30:44,862 --> 00:30:47,496 I... I got to have a little sanity in my life. 830 00:30:47,498 --> 00:30:50,532 Maybe. Depends on how good your acting is. 831 00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:56,038 (Sighs) 832 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:59,091 (Sighs) 833 00:30:59,093 --> 00:31:01,326 It'll look better for the cameras. 834 00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:08,333 (Sighs) 835 00:31:08,335 --> 00:31:10,519 (Crickets chirping) 836 00:31:14,858 --> 00:31:16,842 Max. 837 00:31:16,844 --> 00:31:18,861 I've been looking all over for you. 838 00:31:18,863 --> 00:31:20,813 I wanted to apologize. 839 00:31:20,815 --> 00:31:23,181 I was trying to make this whole weekend perfect, 840 00:31:23,183 --> 00:31:24,650 and then, I almost ruined it. 841 00:31:24,652 --> 00:31:27,536 Look, I know that you think 842 00:31:27,538 --> 00:31:29,822 that this ropes course is silly. 843 00:31:29,824 --> 00:31:33,408 I just think that it's important for you 844 00:31:33,410 --> 00:31:36,528 to be able to trust me. 845 00:31:36,530 --> 00:31:40,198 To know that I'm gonna be there for you, no matter what. 846 00:31:41,468 --> 00:31:42,918 Come on up here. 847 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,920 Ah. 848 00:31:44,922 --> 00:31:47,873 There we go. 849 00:31:47,875 --> 00:31:50,542 Oh. Well, what are you doing? 850 00:31:50,544 --> 00:31:54,212 I want you to fall backwards into my arms. 851 00:31:54,214 --> 00:31:55,547 Oh. (Laughs) 852 00:31:55,549 --> 00:31:57,516 From up here? No. 853 00:31:57,518 --> 00:32:00,068 - Come on. - No. Are you crazy?! 854 00:32:00,070 --> 00:32:02,053 You don't have to worry. I'm gonna catch you. 855 00:32:02,055 --> 00:32:03,939 (Sighs) Okay. 856 00:32:03,941 --> 00:32:05,607 Turn around. It's okay. 857 00:32:05,609 --> 00:32:06,825 Take it easy. 858 00:32:06,827 --> 00:32:08,226 Okay, okay, okay. This is terrifying. 859 00:32:08,228 --> 00:32:09,444 I know. Honey, 860 00:32:09,446 --> 00:32:11,597 look at me. 861 00:32:11,599 --> 00:32:13,248 Just trust me. 862 00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:16,001 I'm ready when you're ready. 863 00:32:16,003 --> 00:32:17,235 Okay. 864 00:32:17,237 --> 00:32:18,453 (Panting) Okay? 865 00:32:18,455 --> 00:32:20,923 Uh-huh. Okay. 866 00:32:21,975 --> 00:32:24,209 (Sighs) 867 00:32:24,211 --> 00:32:25,911 (Screams) 868 00:32:25,913 --> 00:32:27,763 - Oh. - I got you. 869 00:32:27,765 --> 00:32:28,931 Oh, my God. 870 00:32:28,933 --> 00:32:30,415 Oh, my God, you did it! 871 00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:31,884 Yeah. We did it! 872 00:32:31,886 --> 00:32:34,269 Yeah. I'm not gonna let you fall. 873 00:32:34,271 --> 00:32:35,854 Oh! 874 00:32:35,856 --> 00:32:37,639 Mmm. 875 00:32:37,641 --> 00:32:38,924 This is it. 876 00:32:38,926 --> 00:32:40,142 This is my perfect moment. 877 00:32:40,144 --> 00:32:42,978 This is what I wanted this whole weekend for. 878 00:32:42,980 --> 00:32:45,063 (Sighs) 879 00:32:45,065 --> 00:32:49,051 Now I know nothing can ever come between us. 880 00:32:49,053 --> 00:32:51,904 (Sighs) What is it? 881 00:32:51,906 --> 00:32:54,456 Is there something you want to tell me? 882 00:32:56,609 --> 00:33:01,112 Why would I ruin a perfect moment by talking? 883 00:33:06,452 --> 00:33:08,670 Naomi... 884 00:33:08,672 --> 00:33:10,856 I know about the kiss. 885 00:33:10,858 --> 00:33:13,124 You what? 886 00:33:15,895 --> 00:33:18,680 What are you doing? 887 00:33:23,803 --> 00:33:27,372 Alec trusted me enough to tell me the truth. 888 00:33:28,858 --> 00:33:30,993 And you didn't. 889 00:33:35,348 --> 00:33:37,499 (Sighs) 890 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,478 You're back! 891 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,363 - Hey. - (Laughing): Hi. 892 00:33:59,365 --> 00:34:00,681 Mmm. 893 00:34:00,683 --> 00:34:02,683 Mmm. 894 00:34:02,685 --> 00:34:04,568 Uh, hey. Hi. 895 00:34:04,570 --> 00:34:06,871 Uh, what... what brought this on? 896 00:34:06,873 --> 00:34:09,073 Oh, I just missed you so much. 897 00:34:11,576 --> 00:34:14,662 Okay, so I... I'm guessing the video shoot went well. 898 00:34:14,664 --> 00:34:16,881 It was just a dress rehearsal. 899 00:34:16,883 --> 00:34:18,883 (Laughs) 900 00:34:18,885 --> 00:34:23,036 Well, whatever it was... I mean, the outfit, the attitude... 901 00:34:23,038 --> 00:34:24,588 - it's working for you. - Mm-hmm. 902 00:34:24,590 --> 00:34:26,373 And it's working for me, too. 903 00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:29,543 Yeah. (Laughs) 904 00:34:29,545 --> 00:34:31,545 Remind me to thank Taylor later. 905 00:34:33,982 --> 00:34:36,767 You know what? It's, um, getting late. 906 00:34:37,385 --> 00:34:38,519 We should go to sleep. 907 00:34:38,521 --> 00:34:41,071 We can talk more in the morning. 908 00:34:41,073 --> 00:34:43,240 Wait... 909 00:34:46,411 --> 00:34:48,696 (Crickets chirping) 910 00:34:50,449 --> 00:34:53,417 The camp people told me you got a ride back into town. 911 00:34:53,419 --> 00:34:57,037 I was afraid I wouldn't find you here. 912 00:34:58,340 --> 00:35:00,791 Why didn't you just tell me the truth, Naomi? 913 00:35:00,793 --> 00:35:01,959 Max, Alec set me up. 914 00:35:01,961 --> 00:35:03,961 He kissed me, and had someone take photos of us. 915 00:35:03,963 --> 00:35:04,929 I know that. 916 00:35:04,931 --> 00:35:07,581 He... he was trying to prove 917 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:11,084 that you had cheated on me once, and that you would do it again. 918 00:35:11,086 --> 00:35:14,054 He said that you would never tell me about the kiss. 919 00:35:14,056 --> 00:35:16,440 I said he was wrong. 920 00:35:16,442 --> 00:35:18,425 I was going to tell you, I swear to God. 921 00:35:18,427 --> 00:35:19,810 I was waiting for the perfect moment, 922 00:35:19,812 --> 00:35:21,145 and it never came. 923 00:35:21,147 --> 00:35:24,782 I spent the entire weekend trying to get you to trust me. 924 00:35:24,784 --> 00:35:27,368 What are you so afraid of? 925 00:35:29,154 --> 00:35:31,956 Well, why should you believe me, Max? 926 00:35:31,958 --> 00:35:33,123 You know, Alec is right. 927 00:35:33,125 --> 00:35:36,794 I mean, I've done horrible, horrible things. 928 00:35:36,796 --> 00:35:39,547 So, why should you ever trust me again? 929 00:35:41,299 --> 00:35:43,751 Well, 'cause I kind of thought 930 00:35:43,753 --> 00:35:46,353 that that's what love was all about. 931 00:35:51,593 --> 00:35:55,312 Max, I am sorry. 932 00:35:56,848 --> 00:35:59,233 I'm so sorry. 933 00:36:00,986 --> 00:36:04,137 I promise I will try to do better. 934 00:36:04,139 --> 00:36:06,690 Will you please forgive me just one more time? 935 00:36:06,692 --> 00:36:09,410 I can't lose you. 936 00:36:11,196 --> 00:36:13,914 I can't. 937 00:36:13,916 --> 00:36:16,400 You really hurt me, Naomi. 938 00:36:18,086 --> 00:36:20,287 I don't... 939 00:36:21,756 --> 00:36:24,925 I don't know if we can go back to the way we were before. 940 00:36:40,275 --> 00:36:42,443 (Crowd chatter) 941 00:36:44,813 --> 00:36:46,196 I rewrote my paper. 942 00:36:46,198 --> 00:36:47,531 No Wikipedia. 943 00:36:47,533 --> 00:36:48,682 Stayed up all night. 944 00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:50,367 Really? 945 00:36:50,369 --> 00:36:54,538 I thought you spent your weekend being rescued by your costar. 946 00:36:54,540 --> 00:36:55,856 (Sighs) 947 00:36:55,858 --> 00:36:57,992 All right, look, I know you don't think 948 00:36:57,994 --> 00:36:59,326 I'm serious about your class, 949 00:36:59,328 --> 00:37:00,360 or anything, really, 950 00:37:00,362 --> 00:37:01,745 but succeeding here is important to me, 951 00:37:01,747 --> 00:37:03,664 and I'm going to work hard to make sure that happens. 952 00:37:03,666 --> 00:37:06,000 I have students in my class that work full-time 953 00:37:06,002 --> 00:37:07,635 to put themselves through school, 954 00:37:07,637 --> 00:37:10,203 yet they managed to turn in fully-researched papers on time. 955 00:37:10,205 --> 00:37:12,473 Still, here you are, asking for special treatment. 956 00:37:12,475 --> 00:37:13,724 I just want a chance. 957 00:37:13,726 --> 00:37:14,808 I already gave you a chance. 958 00:37:14,810 --> 00:37:16,543 And I gave you an "F" on this report. 959 00:37:16,545 --> 00:37:18,178 - Hey! - What did you think? 960 00:37:18,180 --> 00:37:19,880 That you were just gonna flash that smile, 961 00:37:19,882 --> 00:37:21,348 and I'd swoon like some moon-eyed groupie? 962 00:37:21,350 --> 00:37:23,684 As of right now, you're failing my class. 963 00:37:23,686 --> 00:37:26,236 Feel free to drop out at any point. 964 00:37:27,989 --> 00:37:29,607 Navid: Just finish this side, 965 00:37:29,609 --> 00:37:31,158 and we need one more coat, and 966 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:32,660 you're good to do. 967 00:37:32,662 --> 00:37:34,278 Appreciate it. 968 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,330 Hey. 969 00:37:36,332 --> 00:37:38,415 You made it. 970 00:37:38,417 --> 00:37:40,918 Uh... Dixon I wanted to talk to you. 971 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,953 I'm just dropping off the keys, man. 972 00:37:42,955 --> 00:37:45,422 Dixon, about yesterday. 973 00:37:45,424 --> 00:37:47,591 When that actress showed up, I realized that sometimes 974 00:37:47,593 --> 00:37:50,410 I don't think before I speak, and I just... I ruin everything. 975 00:37:50,412 --> 00:37:52,429 And, hey, I don't want you to think 976 00:37:52,431 --> 00:37:53,681 that this was anything personal. 977 00:37:53,683 --> 00:37:55,299 It was just a business decision. 978 00:37:55,301 --> 00:37:57,351 Yeah. 979 00:37:57,353 --> 00:37:58,969 Yeah, no sweat. 980 00:37:58,971 --> 00:38:01,088 Really? 'Cause, dude, you have no idea... 981 00:38:01,090 --> 00:38:03,107 I spoke to Liam this morning. Seems he'd love 982 00:38:03,109 --> 00:38:05,142 for me to open this club. 983 00:38:05,144 --> 00:38:07,928 Liam owns this bar, not you, 984 00:38:07,930 --> 00:38:09,813 which means you lose. 985 00:38:10,782 --> 00:38:13,534 It was just a business decision. 986 00:38:13,536 --> 00:38:15,703 I hope we can still be friends. 987 00:38:32,587 --> 00:38:35,656 (Phone rings) 988 00:38:37,792 --> 00:38:39,643 Hey, sweetie. 989 00:38:39,645 --> 00:38:41,845 I was just thinking about you. 990 00:38:50,105 --> 00:38:52,439 ♪ 991 00:39:00,198 --> 00:39:02,499 Excuse me? 992 00:39:02,501 --> 00:39:04,368 Do you know where I can sign up? 993 00:39:21,136 --> 00:39:24,805 I cannot believe I got to feed a baby tiger! 994 00:39:24,807 --> 00:39:28,392 He was so cute. And all those baby crocodiles. 995 00:39:28,394 --> 00:39:31,395 How did you know all those people at the animal reserve? 996 00:39:31,397 --> 00:39:34,164 Oh, I used to volunteer at a game reserve in Kenya, and plus, 997 00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:35,282 I helped one of those guys 998 00:39:35,284 --> 00:39:36,617 get his nude photos down off the web. 999 00:39:36,619 --> 00:39:38,202 Mm. You are such a liar. 1000 00:39:38,204 --> 00:39:40,988 Well, um, that was 1001 00:39:40,990 --> 00:39:43,407 maybe the best date ever. 1002 00:39:43,409 --> 00:39:44,792 Yeah? 1003 00:39:44,794 --> 00:39:47,194 I'm glad things didn't work out with that other guy. 1004 00:39:47,196 --> 00:39:49,362 Me, too. 1005 00:39:56,588 --> 00:39:58,972 Good night. 1006 00:40:01,476 --> 00:40:05,212 Oh, you're back. 1007 00:40:05,214 --> 00:40:07,931 Ah, did you have an actual date with Colin? 1008 00:40:07,933 --> 00:40:10,217 Well, looks like you and Max might have a cool couple 1009 00:40:10,219 --> 00:40:11,401 to hang out with after all. 1010 00:40:11,403 --> 00:40:13,403 How was your fantasy weekend? 1011 00:40:13,405 --> 00:40:15,939 Uh, Max and I... 1012 00:40:15,941 --> 00:40:18,942 hit a bit of a speed bump. 1013 00:40:18,944 --> 00:40:20,861 But... that's all right. 1014 00:40:20,863 --> 00:40:22,830 I'm not gonna let that happen again. 1015 00:40:31,238 --> 00:40:45,831 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 1015 00:40:46,305 --> 00:40:52,619 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org