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{9}{73}Previously on 90210...|I felt rejected.
{73}{127}I went home, and Oscar was there,
{127}{163}and I slept with him.
{163}{227}Ivy doesn't know that you|and I slept together.
{227}{257}You destroyed my family.
{257}{305}I thought it only fitting|that I destroy yours.
{305}{343}Remember those photos|you didn't want to take?
{343}{387}They landed you the cover.|Are you in?
{387}{409}Absolutely.
{409}{441}I knew I recognized her.
{441}{476}That girl, Kaitlyn, is a junior.
{476}{535}Which means my dad put an|underage girl in his movie.
{614}{659}History is largely told
{659}{741}as a chronicle of great|people doing great things.
{741}{841}But, for most of us,|life is not made up of big moments.
{841}{891}It's made up of small moments.
{944}{1045}And with every small choice,|with every small decision,
{1045}{1101}we are defining ourselves.
{1247}{1289}Are we proud of ourselves,
{1289}{1359}or are we disappointed|by who we've become?
{1392}{1465}Life rarely turns out|the way that we plan.
{1530}{1602}The unexpected happens,|and it surprises us
{1602}{1678}with new and exciting|possibilities.
{1771}{1794}Yo, Oscar.
{1794}{1881}But, sooner or later,|reality hits you in the face.
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{2145}{2202}Okay, guys. What do|you think of this one?
{2202}{2260}You look... happy.
{2260}{2318}I like your hair.|The dress is a no-go.
{2318}{2374}You're supposed to be walking|a red carpet, not wearing one.
{2374}{2403}What?
{2403}{2464}People love me for my|honesty and candor.
{2476}{2526}Who are these people exactly?
{2526}{2549}Hey.
{2558}{2587}Try this one.
{2587}{2609}Ooh, that's pretty.
{2609}{2638}I'll be right back.
{2659}{2690}You know, Ade...
{2691}{2719}You know, we really have to work
{2719}{2753}on your posing.
{2756}{2809}I mean, I know you did that|magazine cover and all,
{2809}{2855}but on the red carpet, there's...
{2858}{2925}No photoshopping,|if you know what I'm saying.
{2925}{2978}It's all about angles.
{2983}{3086}I actually would suggest the|over-the-shoulder eye smolder.
{3091}{3109}The what?
{3109}{3188}Ass out, head over shoulder,|purse your lips
{3188}{3241}and smolder those peepers.
{3245}{3308}All right. What do you think?
{3308}{3336}Ooh.
{3337}{3407}Ah. So gorgeous.
{3443}{3480}I'd do you.
{3481}{3511}Now, smolder.
{3582}{3604}Oh.
{3623}{3649}One second.
{3660}{3712}Uh, this is really|not a good time.
{3719}{3764}Why? I'm not busy.
{3764}{3827}Anyway, what do you|think about Joe Jonas?
{3827}{3854}Joe Jonas?
{3854}{3895}I think he's amazing.
{3895}{3921}Good, 'cause he's going to be
{3921}{3961}your date for the magazine party.
{3961}{4007}Um, I don't know what|you're talking about.
{4008}{4057}I'm going to bring Navid.|Who the hell is that?
{4057}{4111}Navid, my boyfriend.|You've met him.
{4111}{4165}No, no, no, no, sweetheart.|I know who he is.
{4165}{4243}That was the press after you|introduce Navid as your date.
{4244}{4277}"Who the hell is that?"
{4277}{4299}You need to go with someone
{4299}{4336}who's going to boost your profile.
{4336}{4387}Okay, well, I already promised him,|so I... I can't.
{4387}{4423}Are we still having|this conversation?
{4423}{4483}This isn't prom;|This is a major media event.
{4483}{4537}You're going with Joe Jonas.|The end.
{4773}{4880}So the person you admire the|most is Margaret Thatcher? Huh?
{4880}{4976}Well, uh, I did a lot of research,|and she seems to be
{4976}{5022}the kind of person that|colleges really respond to.
{5022}{5062}Colleges want to get to know you.
{5062}{5089}They don't want to get to know
{5089}{5123}who you think they|think you should be.
{5123}{5140}Oh.
{5140}{5182}But I love the connection you made
{5182}{5239}between the Falklands war|and your battle with acne
{5239}{5280}in the ninth grade. It was...
{5280}{5320}It was really memorable.
{5320}{5357}Start from scratch, huh?
{5357}{5427}Just be yourself,|and they'll be crazy about you,
{5427}{5469}just the way I am.
{5640}{5674}Hey, Jen?
{5841}{5885}Okay. Why exactly
{5885}{5944}does our son look like a|miniature Robespierre?
{5944}{5986}It's chic, right? Yeah.
{5986}{6035}I'm coordinating our outfits|for the trunk show tomorrow.
{6035}{6096}Yeah, what are you going as,|Marie Antoinette?
{6169}{6215}Oh, no.
{6215}{6244}Jacques, no.
{6244}{6298}Not in the tweed trousers.
{6298}{6333}It's okay, Jack.
{6333}{6357}I'd do the same thing if she
{6357}{6397}made me wear a suit at home.
{6397}{6434}Oh, God.
{6440}{6489}Here. You do it. Okay.
{6489}{6562}I don't want to risk ruining|both of our outfits. Sure.
{6562}{6603}You know, this is a total debacle.
{6603}{6662}There's no way I can get those|dry-cleaned by tomorrow.
{6662}{6698}Yeah, so what is a|trunk show anyway?
{6698}{6728}I'm guessing you're|not buying clothes
{6728}{6761}out of the back of|an old Cadillac.
{6761}{6818}It's a first look at next|season's new baby fashions.
{6818}{6864}Every mother in Beverly|hills with a black card
{6864}{6902}will be at the beach|club for the show.
{6907}{6949}I'm going to make|all sorts of BFFs.
{6949}{6975}That sounds fun...
{6975}{7011}Uh, meeting some other mothers.
{7011}{7064}Well, I'm hoping to get|some parenting tips.
{7064}{7085}Sure. Cool.
{7085}{7138}Like about diapers.
{7138}{7189}What, like, uh,|cloth or disposable?
{7189}{7248}Is there any way around|babies wearing them?
{7249}{7298}They make his bottom|look all poofy,
{7298}{7361}and they totally ruin|the line of his clothes.
{7361}{7436}I mean, Ryan, you know it's true.
{7532}{7552}Come on.
{7643}{7663}Okay.
{7691}{7724}What was that for?
{7724}{7751}You've got mail.
{7751}{7794}College apps are not going|to fill themselves out.
{7794}{7840}Have you even thought about|where you want to go yet?
{7840}{7870}Yeah, definitely.
{7871}{7919}Somewhere with beachfront access
{7919}{7986}and a women's mud wrestling team.
{7990}{8054}Glad to see you have|your priorities straight.
{8136}{8163}Oh, my God.
{8168}{8224}What, did you find a|place that will let you
{8224}{8293}major in Jay-Z and|minor in bikini models?
{8296}{8320}No.
{8326}{8353}What?
{8370}{8400}This was addressed to mom.
{8427}{8467}I... I opened it by accident.
{8467}{8497}What is it?
{8520}{8565}Dixon, what?
{8596}{8637}It's divorce papers.
{8672}{8709}I don't believe it.
{8710}{8734}I know.
{8734}{8804}I mean, mom still wears|her wedding ring.
{8817}{8847}What do you think that means?
{8847}{8885}Hey, maybe it means
{8885}{8923}that she still hopes|that they're going
{8923}{8966}to get back together. Yeah.
{8985}{9062}Yeah, uh, I mean, why else|would she still wear it, right?
{9062}{9123}Yeah. And... and do you think dad
{9123}{9172}even knows that she|still wears the ring?
{9182}{9209}Probably not.
{9209}{9250}Well, we need to tell him.
{9487}{9529}You going to keep poking|at your plate, or you going
{9529}{9570}to tell me what's going on?
{9622}{9659}Well, there is something|that I need to talk
{9659}{9728}to you about, dad, but it's...|It's not easy for me to say.
{9728}{9766}What? What's wrong? Well, uh...
{9819}{9858}I saw some of your movies.
{9858}{9911}Uh, your... your work movies.
{9911}{9939}Yeah? Yeah.
{9966}{10015}Is this about masturbation? No,|it's not...
{10015}{10052}Because masturbation, Navid, dad,|it's not about masturbation.
{10052}{10084}It's a very natural thing... shh!
{10111}{10161}Okay, it's not about that, dad.
{10179}{10217}No, I saw some of your movies,
{10217}{10263}and I saw this girl at school,
{10263}{10310}and she just... she looked really,|really familiar,
{10310}{10349}and I couldn't figure out how.
{10349}{10388}And then I realized...
{10416}{10460}She's one of your actresses, dad.
{10460}{10485}Her name is Kaitlyn.
{10485}{10563}She goes by the name of...|Jade St. James.
{10563}{10634}Anyway, she goes to my school,
{10647}{10707}which means that she's underage.
{10707}{10743}You're sure about this?
{10764}{10796}Positive.
{10880}{10921}Thank you for telling me, Navid.
{10921}{10953}I don't know how this happened.
{10953}{10996}You did the right|thing to tell me.
{10996}{11032}I'm going to straighten this out.
{11075}{11108}Thanks, dad.
{11108}{11128}Yeah.
{11226}{11250}Hey, hey!
{11250}{11277}What's up?
{11334}{11362}How was lunch?
{11362}{11393}Went better than I thought.
{11407}{11453}I just cannot wait|to get in the water.
{11453}{11497}Getting your ankles|wet doesn't count.
{11497}{11565}Are you ever going to get over|seeing that movie, open water?
{11565}{11631}Dude, whatever, man.|Sharks are a very real threat.
{11631}{11663}I think you're safe, buddy.
{11663}{11698}Hey, I didn't expect|to see you here.
{11698}{11732}Got a day off from|driving miss Daisy?
{11732}{11761}Daisy took a cab.
{11761}{11809}She had a full afternoon|of purse business,
{11809}{11831}and she knows the rules, man.
{11831}{11869}I deal with her,|but not the drugs.
{11869}{11910}I still can't believe|that girl deals.
{11910}{11958}It's not even like|she needs the money.
{11963}{12014}I... I swear I'll never|understand rich kids.
{12014}{12054}Trying to understand|rich kids is like
{12054}{12093}trying to understand Lebron James.
{12093}{12136}The more you talk about it,|the angrier you get.
{12136}{12168}He should have|stayed in Cleveland.
{12168}{12211}No, no, it... look,|it's not about loyalty.
{12211}{12254}All right? It's about winning|those titles, all right?
{12254}{12297}Whoa, whoa, wait. Are you sure|you want to mess with Dixon?
{12297}{12323}'Cause you heard|about what happened
{12323}{12355}to the last guy|that pissed him of.
{12355}{12400}Right. Hey, please|don't punch me, Dixon.
{12400}{12420}Yeah. Hey, bro, I'll give you
{12420}{12448}my lunch money, okay? Very funny.
{12448}{12488}Here take it... shut up,|all right?
{12515}{12572}For real, though,|why'd you hit Oscar?
{12624}{12702}Ivy had sex with Oscar the|night of the bachelor auction.
{12708}{12738}Are you serious?
{12738}{12764}Ah, dude, no way.
{12764}{12784}Yeah.
{12921}{12949}Yo.
{12951}{12976}Hey.
{12991}{13017}Hey, Ivy.
{13178}{13222}Uh, Dixon, can I talk to you?
{13222}{13248}Alone?
{13296}{13319}Later, man.
{13319}{13343}See ya.
{13387}{13423}Okay, Dixon, look,
{13435}{13489}I'm sorry, okay? For everything.
{13489}{13521}I never meant for any|of this to happen.
{13521}{13560}I never meant to hurt you.
{13583}{13637}You dumped me. I felt rejected.
{13638}{13675}I was in this really|messed up spot,
{13675}{13705}and, no, it's not an excuse,
{13705}{13737}and I know that.
{13763}{13838}But you have... you have to|know that I still love you.
{13890}{13972}Yeah, well... you should|have thought of that before.
{14292}{14347}Is that a mirage,|or is that really you?
{14375}{14419}Your phone was going|straight to voice mail,
{14419}{14459}so I thought I'd just come.
{14460}{14481}Ah.
{14484}{14512}Do you want to go for dinner?
{14512}{14572}Yeah. Sounds great.|What's the catch?
{14578}{14613}You're going to make|me wear some goofy suit
{14613}{14649}to the party, aren't you?
{14649}{14685}Aw, does it have epaulets?
{14685}{14744}I told you, anything|but epaulets. It-it...
{14744}{14786}Made me look like a|figure skater, and...
{14786}{14853}No epaulets, okay?|You can wear whatever you want.
{14854}{14876}Mmm.
{14897}{14948}Um, but the thing is,
{14958}{15026}we can totally hang out|together at the party...
{15035}{15081}...But I can't take|you as my date.
{15084}{15126}Oh, why not?
{15153}{15208}Victor wants me to|go with Joe Jonas.
{15277}{15311}As your date?
{15312}{15342}Well, he's not my real date.
{15342}{15385}It's a publicity appearance.
{15388}{15445}Look, we just have to|walk the carpet together.
{15468}{15501}Victor pulled some strings.
{15501}{15549}I don't really have a choice.|Yeah, you do, Ade.
{15549}{15587}No, I don't!
{15589}{15628}Victor said I had to do it.|Okay, you know what?
{15628}{15682}I'm sick of hearing Victor's name.
{15700}{15724}Navid.
{15724}{15755}No, just stop.
{15879}{15916}Navid, no.
{16667}{16694}Yeah. How about you?
{16694}{16766}Oh, I will tell you four hours|of sleep would be a luxury
{16766}{16796}for me at this point.
{16796}{16831}Oh, sleep deprivation|is the worst.
{16831}{16899}Oh, and breastfeeding... oh!
{16899}{16962}Oh, my God, how barbaric
{16962}{16989}is breastfeeding?
{16989}{17037}Save it for national|geographic, right?
{17046}{17106}Um, I was gonna say that
{17106}{17150}breastfeeding can be exhausting,
{17150}{17193}but it's also an|incredibly beautiful thing
{17193}{17239}that a mother can|do for her child.
{17285}{17329}Quiet, Jacques.
{17329}{17355}Shh.
{17455}{17498}Oh, it's okay.
{17505}{17545}Stop crying.
{17545}{17588}Are those leather|pants he's wearing?
{17588}{17640}Quiet! They look hot.
{17640}{17666}Thanks.
{17666}{17725}No, no, I mean hot hot.
{17725}{17760}Like excessively warm?
{17760}{17837}Well, we all suffer|for fashion, don't we?
{17846}{17888}Jacques, it's okay.
{17888}{17952}He never does this ever.
{17961}{17990}Want me to try?
{17990}{18008}No.
{18044}{18097}Let me try. Let me just... here.
{18098}{18118}Oh...
{18121}{18157}Hey, there.
{18211}{18285}That's a good little fella.
{18291}{18327}Oh, hi.
{18333}{18398}Isn't he a good little fella?
{18436}{18528}Oh, well, I was|gonna try that next.
{18533}{18591}That bouncing thing you're doing.
{18608}{18642}He's asleep now.
{18645}{18694}Good. Perfect.
{18834}{18902}Hi. Um, I wanted to thank you
{18902}{18938}for your help with Cannon.
{18938}{18994}Great. How about|tonight at dinner?
{18995}{19037}What? You said you|wanted to thank me.
{19037}{19072}I suggested you could|do it over dinner.
{19072}{19108}Pick you up at 8:00? No,
{19108}{19147}I have Adrianna's|magazine party tonight.
{19147}{19193}I love parties. 8:00 still good?
{19193}{19231}First of all, it starts at 6:00,|and secondly...
{19231}{19269}45. I'll be at your door.
{19269}{19286}Oscar...
{19286}{19342}Hold that thought till tonight.
{19421}{19454}Come on, dude you|have to pick one.
{19454}{19496}Dude, I'm not picking.
{19517}{19550}You're a nerd, you know that?
{19550}{19590}Yes, I'm aware. Pick.
{19590}{19633}Okay, fine, if I had to pick...
{19646}{19689}I'd want to be able to fly.
{19702}{19749}Over being invisible?|Are you kidding me?
{19749}{19790}Have you ever fully|imagined being invisible?
{19790}{19836}Dude, the locker room|potential alone can get you...
{19836}{19887}Psst! Hey, you.|What you guys doing?
{19887}{19939}You want to grab pizza or|something after school?
{19939}{20013}Um, I don't really|think I can today.
{20013}{20057}Yeah, I got some homework.
{20071}{20122}You guys cool?|You're acting mad weird.
{20122}{20161}Like, more than usual.
{20178}{20207}No, it's just that
{20207}{20242}everything that happened between,
{20242}{20293}you know, you and Dixon, uh...
{20329}{20375}Yeah, okay, cool.
{20375}{20398}Get it.
{20398}{20450}No worries.|I'll catch you guys later.
{20497}{20526}Invisible.
{20751}{20777}Stop!
{20783}{20837}Jen, please stop!
{20839}{20856}What, did I forget
{20856}{20878}to pay for something?
{20878}{20924}You took the wrong baby!
{20929}{20980}Oh, Sophie, my darling Sophie.
{20995}{21027}Sweetheart.
{21027}{21080}Come here. Come here.|Come here. It's okay.
{21083}{21119}I'm so sorry. I...
{21119}{21154}Sweetie, it's okay.
{21154}{21192}It's okay, honey.
{21237}{21274}Sorry, Jacques.
{21310}{21408}Well, I guess that's what we get|for having the same stroller.
{21797}{21828}You okay?
{21831}{21881}Uh, yeah, fine.
{21947}{21998}You don't look fine.
{21998}{22020}Thank you.
{22106}{22166}Here, use this.
{22167}{22234}It'll help cover your blotchy|patches and undereye circles.
{22268}{22315}That's kind of why I'm|not friends with girls
{22317}{22353}'cause you guys they|think that coverup is
{22353}{22408}the answer to everything,|and it's not.
{22453}{22507}Okay. Keep your blotches.
{22553}{22590}I hope you're happy.
{22591}{22611}What?
{22611}{22659}Thanks to you, I just got fired.
{22663}{22699}You know, I have car insurance,
{22699}{22737}not to mention college to pay for.
{22737}{22761}Well, maybe you should get a job
{22761}{22813}at the Beverly center,|like a normal kid.
{22813}{22870}Oh, please, like you have|any idea what it's like
{22870}{22903}to be a normal kid.
{22903}{22961}You live in a mansion|and you drive a Ferrari.
{22961}{22995}Okay, whatever. You know what?
{22995}{23042}You shouldn't have lied|about your age, okay?
{23042}{23092}You know you could have gotten|my dad in some serious trouble.
{23092}{23127}I could have gotten|your dad in trouble?
{23127}{23157}Yeah. You think he didn't know
{23157}{23264}I was underage? He knew.|And I'm not the only one.
{23568}{23607}Hey, perfect timing.
{23607}{23645}I'm scoring the principal|nowack segment,
{23645}{23733}but I can't tell if the jaws|theme is just too on the nose.
{23733}{23771}You want to take a listen and...?
{23778}{23829}Hey, what is it?
{23829}{23889}Oh, I spoke to my dad,
{23889}{23941}and he said he didn't|know Kaitlyn was underage.
{23943}{24032}She said he totally did and|that she's not the only one.
{24032}{24060}What do you think?
{24060}{24100}I don't know what|to think anymore.
{24103}{24193}I'm so sorry. I wish there was|something I could do to help.
{24275}{24300}What?
{24300}{24356}Why are you looking|at me like that?
{24459}{24483}Hi.
{24502}{24529}Hi!
{24566}{24610}You must be Dixon and Annie.
{24610}{24657}Your father showed me pictures.
{24732}{24779}Um, nice to meet you.
{24779}{24806}I'm Katie.
{24829}{24890}I guess your dad didn't|tell you about me, did he?
{24891}{24946}I'm your dad's... friend.
{24946}{24983}Gotcha.
{25037}{25068}So, is our dad home?
{25068}{25131}No, but he'll be back|in about a half hour.
{25131}{25163}Do you want to come|inside and wait?
{25163}{25278}Uh, no, no, we-we|actually gotta get going.
{25278}{25336}Yeah, we should get|home for dinner.
{25339}{25378}But we were just|in the neighborhood
{25378}{25408}and thought we'd, you know,
{25408}{25434}come by and say hi.
{25434}{25498}So, could you tell him hi?
{25498}{25522}No problem.
{25546}{25592}It was really nice meeting you.
{25675}{25703}Uh, you, too.
{25917}{25989}Hey, how'd it go|with your new BFFs?
{26015}{26060}Huh. I wouldn't be|friends with those women
{26060}{26104}if my life depended on it.
{26104}{26137}They were boring and gauche,
{26137}{26188}and they dressed their|babies off the rack.
{26191}{26218}All right.
{26263}{26290}You want me to do it?
{26290}{26352}No, I can change a diaper, Ryan.|I'm not an idiot.
{26352}{26391}Okay, go ahead.
{26396}{26423}Shh...
{26510}{26547}Shh...
{26610}{26682}Shh. Could you not hover?
{26704}{26733}Shh.
{26762}{26807}Oh, it's okay.
{27081}{27117}Oh, my God! Ryan!
{27154}{27187}I'm sorry!
{27188}{27208}What's wrong?
{27208}{27227}I'm so sorry!
{27227}{27271}What happened? Oh, my God!
{27271}{27315}I was just changing him,
{27315}{27354}and I turned away for one second.
{27354}{27403}It was just one second,|and he fell.
{27403}{27441}No, he's fine. Come here.
{27451}{27488}Shh-shh-shh.
{27488}{27515}Oh, my God!
{27552}{27595}But what if I hurt him, Ryan?
{27595}{27616}He's fine.
{27617}{27653}I'm a terrible mother!
{27663}{27703}You're not a terrible mother.
{27764}{27815}Babies shouldn't|wear leather, Ryan,
{27815}{27847}and I said breastfeeding
{27847}{27901}was from national geographic!
{27935}{27997}No wonder he liked that|other mother more than me.
{27997}{28044}Come here. Look at me. Come on.
{28044}{28136}You're the most important|person in Jack's life, okay?
{28136}{28205}What just happened has|no bearing on that.
{28206}{28248}You're his mother, which means
{28248}{28286}that you're gonna have|more of an effect on him
{28286}{28342}than anybody else, okay?
{28342}{28361}You're the person
{28361}{28389}who's gonna make him the man
{28389}{28428}that he will be one day.
{28431}{28484}And he's lucky to have you, Jen.
{28824}{28879}Is this some new dance craze?|I like it.
{28879}{28914}No, no, I was in a rush.
{28914}{28959}I didn't have time to|dry my nails at the spa.
{28959}{28998}You got your nails|done for our date?
{28998}{29020}It is not a date.
{29020}{29052}Fine. Rendezvous.
{29058}{29103}I'll see you at 5:45.
{29109}{29187}Ah! You smudge, I will kill you.
{29384}{29408}Wait.
{29426}{29471}What do you want? What's going on
{29471}{29499}between you and Oscar?
{29499}{29527}Why? Are you jealous?
{29527}{29595}No, I'm not... look,|Naomi, you know,
{29595}{29655}you might be shallow|and manipulative
{29655}{29688}and incredibly narcissistic...
{29688}{29737}I'm not going to stand|here and be insulted, okay?
{29737}{29800}Okay, listen, but you're not evil.
{29800}{29830}And Oscar is evil.
{29830}{29868}So you need to stay away from him.
{30374}{30413}Hi. I'm silver.
{30420}{30473}Ooh! I like it!
{30474}{30507}What's your real name?
{30514}{30564}Uh, it's... silver.
{30564}{30610}I love the commitment|to your craft.
{30611}{30666}I'm Holly. Holly Woodlove.
{30666}{30694}Nice to meet you, Holly.
{30694}{30719}You as well.
{30763}{30809}This is my first audition.
{30810}{30852}I'm super excited|to get into porn.
{30852}{30891}Ooh, don't be too excited.
{30891}{30936}I know it looks totally glamorous,
{30936}{30994}but it can be really|hard sometimes.
{30998}{31035}What's your specialty?
{31044}{31082}Uh, y-you know,
{31085}{31136}a little of this, a lot of that.
{31136}{31164}I do everything.
{31173}{31214}Ooh. Impressive.
{31217}{31283}You know, um, there is one thing
{31283}{31325}that I'm kind of nervous about.
{31325}{31375}Okay, sweetie, it is no big deal.
{31375}{31435}They need some girls|with small boobs, too.
{31435}{31498}Uh... oh, good.
{31507}{31552}But another thing, um...
{31564}{31640}See, I'm not exactly 18 yet.
{31640}{31668}Doesn't matter.
{31677}{31736}They take anything|that looks like an I.D.
{31736}{31799}Really? Yeah,|I started when I was 17.
{31809}{31870}Okay, go downtown and buy a fake.
{31870}{31914}Doesn't even have to look real.
{31918}{31983}Honestly, these|people do not care.
{31983}{32012}Silver?
{32019}{32057}We're ready for you.
{32058}{32104}Ah, it's your turn.
{32198}{32247}Um, actually, I'm so stupid.
{32247}{32308}I left my-my, uh,|my paperwork in the car.
{32308}{32347}So, um, I'll be back.
{32360}{32392}Holly Woodlove.
{32701}{32736}I'm sorry.
{32991}{33009}Hey, you're late.
{33009}{33044}I was starting to get worried.
{33044}{33078}Um, sorry, mom.
{33088}{33114}Sit down.
{33114}{33146}We need to talk.
{33170}{33239}So I guess you saw these?
{33243}{33301}Uh, I-I opened those by accident.
{33301}{33320}I'm so sorry.
{33320}{33341}Oh, no, don't worry.
{33342}{33381}I should have told you earlier.
{33381}{33447}I know the idea of divorce|must be unsettling,
{33447}{33523}but we all knew|this day would come.
{33523}{33546}Right.
{33590}{33615}What's going on?
{33615}{33660}Um, well...
{33669}{33728}After we saw the divorce papers,
{33728}{33803}we were really surprised,|so we went to see dad.
{33804}{33848}To see if there was any hope left.
{33848}{33881}Oh, you shouldn't have done that.
{33881}{33922}Yeah, no kidding.
{33945}{33971}What?
{34054}{34097}Dad's seeing someone.
{34232}{34262}I know.
{34262}{34307}I didn't say anything
{34307}{34357}because I thought you'd be upset.
{34367}{34394}Are you?
{34418}{34476}No, just a little weirded out.
{34476}{34508}Super weirded out.
{34508}{34556}But-but we're okay.
{34556}{34605}I know it's hard to see|him with somebody new,
{34605}{34691}but try to find a way|to be happy for him.
{34691}{34754}And I'm here if you want to talk.
{34769}{34794}Okay?
{34796}{34817}Okay.
{34817}{34843}Okay.
{34967}{34999}Shh.
{35051}{35082}Hello!
{35158}{35231}There's my little|Jacques in the box.
{35236}{35268}So cute.
{35273}{35298}Oh.
{35340}{35367}I got your message.
{35367}{35389}What's up?
{35389}{35409}Oh.
{35521}{35561}Well, here are the|shoes that I thought
{35561}{35597}you might want to borrow tonight.
{35597}{35642}Um, you said I couldn't|borrow your shoes
{35642}{35695}'cause my bunions would|ruin your toe box.
{35695}{35719}Wha... I never said that.
{35719}{35741}Yes, you did.
{35742}{35760}You...
{35770}{35798}I mean, whatever.
{35798}{35821}Thank you.
{35827}{35850}You like?
{35850}{35916}I love them. I will make sure|to bring them back unharmed.
{35916}{35943}Take your time.
{35955}{35996}And here's a house key.
{35998}{36069}From now on,|my closet is your closet.
{36080}{36123}Um, thank you.
{36123}{36208}Plus, now you can come see|Jacques whenever you like.
{36307}{36335}You'd better get going.
{36335}{36374}You don't want to be|late for the party.
{36374}{36418}Oh, yeah. Okay,|I'll see you there.
{36418}{36461}Oh, no, no.|I'm not... I'm not coming.
{36461}{36528}I'm going to just spend|some time with Jacques.
{36528}{36577}Well, okay.
{36577}{36630}Um, I don't blame you.|He's a darling.
{36630}{36706}Then I will make sure to|see you tomorrow. Yes.
{36751}{36787}Good-bye, Naomi.
{36955}{37001}Hello? Anybody home?
{37004}{37026}Hi! Hi.
{37026}{37057}I'm Joe Jonas.
{37062}{37097}I mean, no, I'm not.
{37097}{37153}Um, I mean... oh, my God.|I'm Adrianna. Hey.
{37153}{37180}That's okay. Nice to meet you.
{37180}{37214}Nice to meet you. Uh...
{37235}{37278}So thank you for doing this.
{37278}{37304}Not a problem.
{37304}{37342}Besides, hopefully,|it'll get rid of all the rumors
{37342}{37374}that I'm dating lady gaga.
{37374}{37422}My mom's kind of freaked|out about that one.
{37422}{37495}Yeah. So how does this|sort of thing work?
{37495}{37534}We just walk the carpet together,
{37539}{37590}hold hands,|if you're cool with that.
{37590}{37622}Yeah. And if they ask us
{37622}{37696}about our relationship,|we keep it vague.
{37697}{37719}All right.
{37720}{37758}But the real question:
{37768}{37832}Which tie do you think?|Because I have no idea.
{37832}{37877}Uh, definitely that one.
{37880}{37912}Yeah? Would you hurry up?
{37912}{37966}Joe is wait...|Oh, Joe.
{37998}{38040}I see you two have already met.
{38040}{38076}Joe, you look great.
{38077}{38125}Me? Adrianna's the|one who looks great.
{38125}{38188}Uh, does she? Yeah.
{38188}{38233}No. You know what?|I don't like you in white.
{38233}{38265}Go put the black dress on.
{38265}{38324}Hey, Joe. Really looking|forward to your new album.
{38324}{38345}I already pre-ordered it
{38345}{38384}on iTunes.
{38458}{38497}You're not going to change,|are you?
{38512}{38545}If you like the white one,|you should wear it.
{38545}{38578}Ah, it's just a dress.
{38578}{38617}You know, it doesn't|really matter.
{38617}{38661}I like the black one, too.
{38803}{38815}Ah.
{38815}{38893}Pesare Azizam.|What brings you here?
{38915}{38943}You lied.
{38960}{39008}My friend... She came|here for an audition,
{39008}{39053}and she found out how it|works at your company.
{39053}{39089}So you spied on me?
{39089}{39138}Only because I thought you|had something to hide.
{39150}{39185}So I'll ask you again.
{39185}{39259}Did you know that you were|hiring underage girls?
{39259}{39326}I don't appreciate being|interrogated by my teenage son.
{39326}{39352}Did you know?!
{39352}{39372}Enough, Navid.
{39372}{39408}No. Just answer the question!
{39408}{39446}Did you know?!
{39486}{39531}I'll tell you what I know.
{39531}{39603}I know that you are|nothing but a child!
{39603}{39709}A child who has had a very|nice life because of what I do!
{39720}{39767}Now, why don't you|go enjoy your cars
{39767}{39818}and your membership|at the beach club?!
{39818}{39876}And leave the rest of|it to the grown-ups!
{40063}{40116}Get the hell out of my office!
{40427}{40450}Come in!
{40496}{40553}Navid. What a nice surprise!
{40553}{40567}How are you?
{40567}{40598}Mrs. Silverman, uh,|can you hold off
{40598}{40637}on sending in my|Stanford application?
{40637}{40711}I want to change my essay|on who I admire the most.
{40711}{40769}But I love the essay you|wrote about your father.
{40769}{40793}Yeah, well,
{40794}{40835}I don't admire him anymore.
{40837}{40881}Why the sudden change of heart?
{40881}{40904}What's going on, Navid?
{40904}{40932}Is everything okay at home?
{40932}{40958}I don't want to talk about it.
{40958}{40992}So something is wrong.
{41002}{41040}Look, I'm your guidance counselor.
{41040}{41066}You can tell me anything.
{41066}{41089}What's going on? It's nothing.
{41089}{41120}Well, clearly, it's something.
{41120}{41151}Did you and your|father have a fight?
{41151}{41188}We didn't have a fight!
{41213}{41306}I found out my dad is a|child pornographer, okay?
{41589}{41628}You look gorgeous tonight, Naomi.
{41628}{41689}Tonight? What do I|usually look like,
{41689}{41724}a bowl of dog food?
{41741}{41764}No.
{41764}{41818}You never look like|a bowl of dog food.
{41836}{41883}You're a spectacular woman.
{41919}{41955}You really think so?
{41955}{41991}You're extraordinary.
{42008}{42032}Well...
{42037}{42104}You have good taste in women.
{42142}{42211}You know, Ivy warned me|to stay away from you.
{42226}{42248}Ah.
{42249}{42276}Did she?
{42356}{42439}I mean, she's always|been jealous of me, so...
{42439}{42481}Oh. I can see why.
{42551}{42571}Um...
{42571}{42611}Let's go somewhere else.
{42617}{42707}I'd like to be alone with you.
{43015}{43036}Hey.
{43036}{43081}Hey. What are you doing here?
{43081}{43129}Uh, Jen forced me to come.
{43129}{43147}She said I'm becoming
{43147}{43196}one of those obsessive|parents with no life.
{43207}{43253}Ah. Well, since you're here,|can we figure out
{43253}{43298}what nights next week you're|not gonna have a life?
{43298}{43334}I need to finish Jen's schedule.
{43334}{43352}Sure.
{43356}{43397}Okay, Jen is busy on Monday,
{43397}{43424}so can you take Jacques?
{43424}{43464}Oh. No, it's not Monday.
{43464}{43523}It's Wednesday. I think.
{43523}{43582}You know, actually,|maybe it's Monday and Wednesday.
{43582}{43631}Shoot. I cannot find her calendar.
{43631}{43649}You okay?
{43649}{43722}Yeah, I'm just having a|little trouble concentrating.
{43741}{43780}So, where were we?
{43780}{43839}Uh, I think you were just|about to tell me what's wrong.
{43839}{43886}I'm okay. I'm, I'm okay.
{43886}{43929}Deb, Deb, please. What's going on?
{44026}{44080}I just found out that|Harry has a girlfriend,
{44080}{44113}and I know that I shouldn't care,
{44113}{44141}but I do, and the fact that I do
{44141}{44178}makes me feel so pathetic.
{44178}{44207}No, it's not pathetic.
{44207}{44243}You were together a long time,
{44243}{44272}you know? It's understandable.
{44272}{44314}Yeah. And I had to|find out from the kids.
{44314}{44355}How could he not tell me?
{44355}{44410}It's like... it's|like I never existed.
{44410}{44478}It's like the past 18 years|of my life didn't happen.
{44478}{44507}Like they've just been erased.
{44507}{44553}I mean, honestly,|what was it all for?
{44562}{44589}Come here.
{44755}{44786}Oh, I'm sorry.
{44786}{44814}That's all right.
{44877}{44911}I have an idea.
{44925}{44958}I'll bet you do.
{44958}{45026}We should go skinny dipping.
{45035}{45074}I'll race you in.
{45088}{45132}What do I get if I win?
{45132}{45152}Oh...
{45152}{45193}Whatever you want.
{45254}{45279}Hey!
{45530}{45590}I won! All right.
{45595}{45632}Water's a bit cold.
{45640}{45687}Come on, get in here|and keep me warm.
{45817}{45853}Right. Well done.
{45868}{45942}Very impressive. Joke's on me.
{45944}{46012}All right, now,|give me my clothes back.
{46012}{46038}We'll call it even.
{46038}{46116}Because this is all just one|big joke to you, isn't it?
{46145}{46189}No. That's not what I meant.
{46199}{46266}Ivy, look, you're causing|a scene, all right?
{46266}{46332}Oh, I'm sorry. What?|Something the matter, Oscar?
{46332}{46367}You got something to hide?
{46439}{46479}I'm, I'm sorry. All right?
{46479}{46511}Just give me my clothes back.
{46511}{46547}Mm... no.
{46547}{46608}No. Oscar, you're going to|have to grovel for this one.
{46608}{46639}You can't be serious.
{46639}{46666}Grovel.
{46683}{46710}Or, you know,
{46710}{46743}we could just let the entire party
{46743}{46790}see your cocktail Frank.
{46832}{46877}All right. Ivy, listen.
{46878}{46923}Please. I'm sorry.
{46942}{46997}I don't deserve your forgiveness,
{46997}{47058}but I'll work for it. All right?
{47076}{47140}Honestly, Ivy, I'm sorry.
{47175}{47258}I mean, that was actually...|That was actually pretty good.
{47271}{47316}Just not good enough.
{47378}{47404}Wh-what... bloody hell, Ivy!
{47404}{47448}What am I supposed to do here?!
{47454}{47519}Enjoy the spotlight, darling.
{47542}{47577}You deserve it.
{47729}{47764}What... what are you|looking at? Just go.
{47764}{47792}It's funny?
{48041}{48065}Hey.
{48066}{48115}I was starting to think|you weren't going to show.
{48115}{48139}Red carpet starts soon.
{48139}{48191}You want to snark on|some outfits with me?
{48191}{48207}No.
{48212}{48237}Raincheck?
{48254}{48279}What's going on?
{48279}{48310}Did you talk to your dad?
{48322}{48343}Yeah.
{48354}{48370}And...
{48370}{48426}And, apparently,|I'm a spoiled, rich kid,
{48426}{48467}who needs to shut the hell up.
{48496}{48538}That's... that's not true.
{48538}{48564}Yeah, right.
{48564}{48608}I mean that it's not,|it's not true.
{48649}{48679}Come here.
{48811}{48867}You don't deserve to|be treated that way.
{49232}{49257}Yo!
{49257}{49298}The red carpet's about to start.
{49298}{49324}You guys coming?
{49324}{49365}Yeah. Uh, yeah.
{49365}{49399}Be right there.
{49869}{49888}What's wrong?
{49890}{49934}All of these people|are here for me?
{49934}{49971}Well, what did you expect?
{49972}{50022}I don't know... Not this.
{50024}{50077}Hey. You're a star now.
{50083}{50141}This is your night. Enjoy it.
{50190}{50228}Come on, you look beautiful.
{50229}{50269}Let's get out there and wow them.
{50269}{50340}There she is! There she is!
{50980}{51026}Adrianna, Joe, can we|get a couple questions?!
{51026}{51056}Yeah, of course.
{51056}{51117}Hey, you look beautiful, Adrianna.
{51117}{51136}Thank you.
{51136}{51206}How does it feel to get|your first magazine cover?
{51207}{51269}Oh, it's a...|It's a dream come true.
{51269}{51328}And how long have|you two been dating?
{51396}{51455}Actually, Joe and I|are just friends.
{51471}{51496}That's right.
{51496}{51536}But I'm not dating lady gaga.
{51546}{51569}You hear that, mom?
{51569}{51601}I'm not dating lady gaga.
{51605}{51657}Uh, this is my boyfriend.
{51660}{51689}Dude, dude. Hey.
{51689}{51711}Dude, dude, go, go!
{51711}{51735}What are you doing?
{51787}{51806}His name
{51806}{51864}is Navid, ladies and gentlemen,
{51867}{51907}and he's
{51907}{51953}the most amazing person I know.
{51954}{52009}By the way, congrats|on the YouTube hit.
{52009}{52037}I mean, everybody's|talking about it.
{52037}{52058}It's all about you.
{52058}{52090}I couldn't be happier.
{52091}{52145}Thanks for having me.|Hey, have fun tonight?
{52145}{52175}Shall we? Yeah. Yeah.
{52409}{52443}You're working awfully late.
{52443}{52515}I have some very disturbing|news about Navid Shirazi.
{52523}{52571}Actually, it's about his father.
{52614}{52672}Whoo! Hey, thank you.
{52674}{52731}Really. I mean, thank you|for your help tonight.
{52731}{52780}Oh, yeah. What Oscar|did to you was awful.
{52780}{52860}I mean, you are rude and abrasive,
{52860}{52907}and in desperate|need of a makeover,
{52907}{52949}but you didn't deserve that.
{52949}{52989}Yeah. Well, thank you.
{52997}{53071}So, girls have a lot more|to offer than just cover up.
{53071}{53112}Am I right? Hos before bros.
{53112}{53155}Yeah, we should probably|make a t-shirt, huh?
{53155}{53198}My God, that's a|really great idea.
{53201}{53226}Sorry.
{53235}{53281}Um, weird. I have to go.
{53281}{53304}No worries.
{53304}{53361}All right. Well...
{53364}{53417}Hos before bros, be-yatch!
{53417}{53443}High five?
{53443}{53477}Well, don't leave me hanging!
{53478}{53495}Yup. Sorry.
{53495}{53535}Whatever it takes to shut you up.
{53535}{53556}Bye.
{53600}{53630}I'm really sorry.
{53630}{53677}I should have brought you as|my date in the first place.
{53677}{53703}No, it's okay.
{53727}{53746}Really?
{53747}{53767}Sure.
{53779}{53807}Whatever.
{53895}{53930}Can I talk to you?
{53973}{54000}Alone?
{54022}{54059}It'd be my pleasure.
{54083}{54132}Hey, hey.
{54161}{54201}I'll be right back, sweetie.
{54214}{54270}You look great in that. Thank you.
{54282}{54310}Hey.
{54334}{54373}So, what do you want|to talk to me about?
{54373}{54411}What the hell were|you doing out there?
{54417}{54461}You know, when I was|walking the red carpet,
{54474}{54515}it suddenly hit me.
{54516}{54581}I mean, all these|people are here for me.
{54604}{54632}I'm famous.
{54632}{54696}Hmm. You won't be if I|tell them the truth.
{54696}{54719}Right.
{54731}{54781}But if you destroy me,|I won't make any money,
{54781}{54822}which means you won't, either.
{54822}{54858}Mm-hmm. And by the|looks of things,
{54858}{54952}I'm gonna make a lot of money,|so you have a choice.
{54953}{54991}You could expose me,
{55000}{55060}or you can continue|being my manager
{55060}{55095}on my terms.
{55150}{55175}Fine.
{55176}{55227}Oh, and one more thing.
{55228}{55272}You will not be getting 80%.
{55272}{55313}Managers usually get ten.
{55316}{55351}You will get five.
{55554}{55609}Hey. How's my college girl?
{55609}{55691}Not in college yet,|but one step closer.
{55691}{55727}I just finished my essay.
{55727}{55755}Can I read it to you?
{55755}{55799}Oh, I would be honored.
{55809}{55835}Okay.
{55854}{55906}"History is largely told
{55906}{56001}"as a chronicle of great|people doing great things.
{56013}{56060}"But for most of us,
{56060}{56120}"life is not made|up of big moments.
{56120}{56169}It's made up of small moments."
{56203}{56233}Hello!
{56249}{56299}Just me with my new key!
{56377}{56408}I got your text.
{56408}{56440}Is everything okay?
{56467}{56494}What's going on?
{56544}{56573}"Dear Ryan, I'm so sorry.
{56573}{56658}Jacques is better|off without me."?
{56666}{56695}She left.
{56733}{56766}She's gone.
{56816}{56868}"And with every small choice,
{56868}{56920}"with every small decision,
{56920}{56971}"we are defining ourselves.
{56971}{57003}"Are we honest?
{57003}{57043}"Are we faithful?
{57050}{57094}"Are we proud of ourselves,
{57094}{57164}"or are we disappointed|by who we've become?
{57213}{57285}"Life rarely turns out|the way that we plan.
{57312}{57361}"The unexpected happens,
{57361}{57458}"and it surprises us with new|and exciting possibilities.
{57480}{57575}"But sooner or later,|reality hits you in the face.
{57577}{57646}"My mother never imagined|having to start over
{57646}{57715}"as a single mother|with two grown kids.
{57715}{57802}"But when the unimaginable|happened, she adapted.
{57802}{57842}"She found strength.
{57842}{57875}"She moved on.
{57876}{57949}"And I hope, when my life|doesn't go as I plan...
{57949}{58005}"which it certainly won't...
{58005}{58079}"I can handle myself with|the same grace and strength
{58079}{58124}"that my mother has taught me.
{58131}{58196}"She may not be an olympic athlete
{58196}{58271}"or a world leader, but my mom
{58271}{58328}is definitely my hero."
{58380}{58425}You wrote it about me?
{58437}{58462}Yeah.
{58522}{58605}You have no idea how much|I needed to hear that.
{58767}{58936}So, should I continue reading?|In a minute. In a minute.
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