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Previously on 90210...
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Sasha told me
she was HIV positive.
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And I thought I had it.
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I was trying to push you away.
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While we were broken up,
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I slept with Oscar.
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Pretending you wrote a song
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you actually stole
from a dead man.
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Okay, well, that's not...
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I have a recording of Javier
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singing it six months ago.
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Stay away from me.
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I'm not gonna tell anybody
that we hooked up.
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What's the matter, baby?
Nothing.
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Why aren't you...?
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'Cause you're just not that hot.
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I get what you're going through.
I went through it, too.
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You wouldn't accept help
from me, so I told my mom
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to do me a favor
and offer you a job.
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I don't believe this.
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She can never know
we had a romance.
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Nothing ever happened
between us.
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And now that I'm crashing here,
nothing ever can.
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I don't want anyone else
to know that Cannon raped me.
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Who you gonna tell?
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I think you should
still press charges.
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You just have to prepare
yourself for a very messy trial.
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I can't. I just can't.
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As I was pulling out,
I saw Cannon and Naomi.
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Ryan, you have to come forward.
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You could help make her case.
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I could watch you
sleep all day.
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What are you doing in my room?
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It's my house, isn't it?
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Ooh, boy, you're cute.
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If you weren't an
employee, I would...
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Oh, no, don't get dressed.
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What do you want, Laura?
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You know what I want.
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Work-wise.
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I design bags.
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Bags?
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Mm-hmm. You know,
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purses, handbags,
the occasional clutch.
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I just started my own business,
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and it is actually doing
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really really well!
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So, I'm gonna need you
to take me downtown
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to get supplies.
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Can't you just give me a list?
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It'll be quicker if I go alone.
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Quicker... but way less fun.
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I'll meet you outside?
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Oh, and it's hot out,
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so you don't have
to wear a shirt.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey.
My new locker mate!
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Finally we meet.
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Full disclosure?
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I was kind of hoping they'd
keep this locker free.
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Yeah, I was thinking about
putting in a mini fridge.
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Well, I'm sorry
to crush your dreams.
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Nah, it's okay.
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I can drink my coconut water
room temperature.
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Have we met before?
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I don't think so.
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I just transferred to West Bev.
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Oh, okay. Weird,
'cause you look so familiar.
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Well, do I look familiar?
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My name's Navid, by the way.
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Navid Shirazi.
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What did I say?
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Hey, uh, do I sound
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like I have laryngitis
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and that I should rest
my voice instead
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of doing my history
presentation?
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No.
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Well, damn.
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Do you have a extra history
presentation?
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What's up with them?
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It's probably that stupid rumor.
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What rumor?
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You know the girl Parker, right?
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She was just running her mouth.
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About what?
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Well, she said
you guys hooked up
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and that you were shooting pool
with a rope. Ha!
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Unbelievable, man.
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She's just pissed
'cause I rejected her.
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Yeah, yeah,
that's what I figured.
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I'm not interested
in screwing around.
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I want to be with Silver.
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Things were good with us,
you know? We were good.
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I need to get her back.
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Yeah. Yeah, well,
I hear you buddy.
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Maybe you should talk to her.
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Sound any better? No?
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All right, man.
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Later.
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"Torch."
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"Loo."
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"Lift."
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I just love the way you talk.
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You make English sound so...
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English?
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Exactly!
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So are you from London or what?
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Not far.
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Let's say
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London is here.
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Now, to get to my
little hamlet,
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you'd have to travel East...
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just a bit.
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And then it ticks South.
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What the hell are you
still doing here?!
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I think she means me.
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More cartography later.
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Stay away from him,
he's a psychopath!
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Ivy, come now.
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Seriously, why don't you just...
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God, why don't you
just go home?!
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Got to finish my PG year.
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Wow. So you're staying?
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I am.
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Look, I understand
you're upset,
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but your mum had it coming.
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She destroyed my family.
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And you were just...
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collateral damage.
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You are a repulsive human being.
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We'll agree to disagree.
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Whatever.
Just stay the hell away from me!
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I just don't get it.
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Why does my locker neighbor
hate me?
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You think I was
acting all cocky
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because I'm a big,
cool senior now?
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Don't worry.
You're not that cool.
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Maybe she was weirded out
by the straightening iron
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you keep in your locker.
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You guys don't understand the
threat of a Persian curl.
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Did you tell her
any of your dumb jokes?
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Dude, I don't tell
any dumb jokes!
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Are you serious?
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How do you get
a Kleenex to dance?
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Put a little boogie in it!
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Dude, that's legitimately funny!
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Oh, hey, Navid.
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Hey, Harper.
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Just dropping off the yearbook
DVDs for dubbing.
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Yeah, it's fine with me.
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So, I hear we're running
neck and neck
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for the Leadership Award.
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Yeah? That so?
Yes, it is.
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Of course, the fact that I was
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the one who lobbied to
have the Senior Achievement
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Awards Ceremony moved
to the beginning of the year
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in the first place
should place my neck
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slightly ahead of your neck.
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I mean, what's the point of
winning the Leadership Award
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if I can't put it on
my college application?
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You know, I might actually win,
Harper.
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I know you might.
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Hey, don't be so cocky, okay?
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I'm the one
who resurrected the Blaze.
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Well, I'm editor
of the yearbook.
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Well, I got Key Club.
And I still maintain that you
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stuffed those ballot boxes!
I did what?
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All right, you two,
let's take it down a notch.
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Yeah. Um, look, you know what
you both need?
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You guys just need to ditch
the Achievement Awards
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and head on over to the Undies.
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The Underachievement Awards?
Really?
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Is that joke of a ceremony
still going on?
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It sure is.
And actually, I hear
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they have a hell
of a DJ this year.
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Who is it...?
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Oh, yeah, that's right, it's me.
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Who in their right mind
actually wants
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to celebrate underachievement?
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Navid, I'll see you tomorrow
night.
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All kidding aside,
may the best person win.
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Psych!
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Handshake denied.
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There are no words.
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Yeah, I mean, I'll do
whatever it takes, you know?
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I'll sign statements,
I'll testify.
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I'll do whatever you want,
whatever you need.
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What?
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Look, I'd love to tell you
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that this new information solves
everything,
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but all it really does is place
you and Cannon at the school
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on the night
of the alleged assault.
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And frankly,
the fact that you were drunk
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hurts your credibility.
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Sorry.
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So what does this mean?
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Bottom line?
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It's still your word
against Cannon's.
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But I still believe you should
come forward.
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Right, a slutty teenage girl
who wears short skirts
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and has a history of lying
versus an Oxford-wearing
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Oxford scholar
with a fancy accent.
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That sounds like a fair fight.
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Well, if you want
a schoolteacher
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who has been known
to drink too much
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and destroy school property
on your side...
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Um, look, it may not be
a fair fight,
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but it's a fight worth fighting.
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And you're not alone, Naomi.
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Okay.
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Let's do it.
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Let's press charges.
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Sync by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Just please sign the attendance
book for me, okay?
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I promise I had a valid reason
for missing school.
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Uh-huh. And what's the reason?
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I was doing something personal
that I'd rather not discuss.
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Please, you're just gonna have
to trust me.
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You'll forgive me if I don't.
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Oh, my God, don't make me make
someone fire you!
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Don't make me mention this
to Principal Nowack.
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Just sign the book!
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You can use my pen, which, BTW,
is worth more than your car.
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Sign the book.
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Hey, Mrs. List, Principal Nowack
wanted to see me. Naomi.
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Um, attendance.
Yeah, I meant to tell you
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that Naomi's absence
yesterday was excused.
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What the hell are you
looking at?
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A vision.
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What a bitch.
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I know.
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Hey. Uh,
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you seemed upset when I said
you look familiar.
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Maybe I was a jerk
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when we crossed paths
or something.
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Sometimes I jerk out,
but never on purpose.
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Very funny.
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Excuse me?
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Look, I know exactly
how you know me,
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and you know exactly
how you know me.
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So since we both know
exactly what's going on,
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we really don't need to talk
about it, do we?
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Hey, Silver.
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Hey.
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Come on.
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What?
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I miss you.
And I know you're pissed,
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but you gotta give me a chance
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to make things up to you.
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I don't gotta do anything.
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But I love you.
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We were good together.
At least let me
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come with you to the
Achievement Awards tonight,
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show my support.
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Why, is Parker busy?
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L-Look, whatever you heard...
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Doesn't matter what I heard.
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I shouldn't have even
brought it up.
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This isn't about Parker.
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We're not getting back together.
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You need to move on.
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No, no, no.
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It's not that your segment on
secret piercings isn't good...
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Yeah, it's really
friggin' good.
265
00:11:25,163 --> 00:11:26,547
Right. Fine.
266
00:11:26,614 --> 00:11:27,998
But we have to follow
FCC guidelines.
267
00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:29,083
And school guidelines.
268
00:11:29,134 --> 00:11:31,468
So we can't
actually show, uh...
269
00:11:31,553 --> 00:11:33,921
genitals on the Blaze.
270
00:11:33,972 --> 00:11:35,305
That's fascist, man.
271
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,057
You should fight the system.
272
00:11:39,561 --> 00:11:40,961
I actually have to take this.
273
00:11:41,012 --> 00:11:42,930
Uh, can we talk
about this later?
274
00:11:44,099 --> 00:11:46,133
Fight the system.
275
00:11:46,184 --> 00:11:48,318
Got it. Got it.
276
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,154
Thank you so much for calling.
277
00:11:50,238 --> 00:11:51,271
Seriously,
278
00:11:51,322 --> 00:11:52,406
thank you so much.
279
00:11:52,473 --> 00:11:53,574
What's going on?
280
00:11:53,641 --> 00:11:58,245
Long, uncomfortable, uh,
graphic story.
281
00:11:58,312 --> 00:12:01,165
Uh... I'll tell you
later tonight.
282
00:12:01,249 --> 00:12:02,749
Right. About that.
283
00:12:03,835 --> 00:12:05,335
I'm really sorry, Navid.
284
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,037
I wanted to be
at the Achievement Awards.
285
00:12:07,105 --> 00:12:09,322
It's just, some studio time
opened up.
286
00:12:09,374 --> 00:12:10,958
No, say no more.
287
00:12:11,042 --> 00:12:14,027
I'm just, uh, I'm just glad
you're still recording.
288
00:12:14,095 --> 00:12:15,179
Victor decided
289
00:12:15,263 --> 00:12:16,513
not to expose you, huh?
290
00:12:16,598 --> 00:12:17,998
Smart man.
He's probably afraid
291
00:12:18,049 --> 00:12:20,517
the wrath of Navid
would rain down on him.
292
00:12:20,602 --> 00:12:24,021
Actually...
I didn't dump Victor.
293
00:12:24,105 --> 00:12:26,140
What?
294
00:12:26,191 --> 00:12:27,858
I decided not to.
295
00:12:27,926 --> 00:12:28,859
Ade, why?
296
00:12:28,943 --> 00:12:30,944
He's done some really big things
297
00:12:31,012 --> 00:12:32,146
for my career.
298
00:12:32,197 --> 00:12:34,231
The picture I took...
299
00:12:34,315 --> 00:12:36,183
it's gonna be the cover
of a national magazine.
300
00:12:36,251 --> 00:12:38,152
Great.
301
00:12:38,203 --> 00:12:39,953
The cover, Navid!
302
00:12:40,021 --> 00:12:41,905
That's a huge deal.
303
00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:44,091
It's right there, you know?
304
00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:47,194
Everything I've dreamed of,
it's-it's all happening.
305
00:12:47,245 --> 00:12:51,331
And if he tells what he knows,
it'll all go away.
306
00:12:51,382 --> 00:12:53,083
Temporarily, but you'll
get it all back,
307
00:12:53,168 --> 00:12:54,251
and on your terms.
308
00:12:54,335 --> 00:12:56,536
You don't know that.
309
00:12:56,588 --> 00:12:58,822
It's just not worth the risk,
not when I'm this close.
310
00:12:58,890 --> 00:13:01,975
And besides, it's still
my voice singing the songs.
311
00:13:02,043 --> 00:13:03,877
Lots of people don't write
their own music, right?
312
00:13:03,928 --> 00:13:05,562
Sure. Gotcha.
313
00:13:05,647 --> 00:13:07,981
Um, listen, I got to send
this last Blaze edition out.
314
00:13:08,049 --> 00:13:09,683
I'll talk to you later, okay?
315
00:13:09,751 --> 00:13:11,235
Yeah.
316
00:13:11,319 --> 00:13:12,603
Okay.
317
00:13:20,612 --> 00:13:22,079
Hey, so guess what?
318
00:13:22,163 --> 00:13:23,830
The police told the school
about the investigation
319
00:13:23,898 --> 00:13:24,865
and Cannon got suspended.
320
00:13:24,916 --> 00:13:26,750
Hey, that's great.
321
00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:27,901
What-what's going on?
322
00:13:30,088 --> 00:13:31,371
I got suspended, too.
323
00:13:31,422 --> 00:13:33,406
Oh, Mr. Matthews.
No, it's okay.
324
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:36,460
I, uh, I knew this would happen
when I agreed to come forward.
325
00:13:36,544 --> 00:13:39,046
And, uh... I don't regret it.
326
00:13:39,097 --> 00:13:40,580
Not at all.
327
00:13:42,717 --> 00:13:44,718
Seriously, don't give it
another thought.
328
00:13:44,769 --> 00:13:47,554
"It is a far, far better thing
I do than I have ever done."
329
00:13:49,190 --> 00:13:50,607
It's A Tale of Two Cities.
330
00:13:50,692 --> 00:13:53,310
If you want to thank me,
you can read the book.
331
00:14:10,078 --> 00:14:12,779
You have no case.
332
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:17,501
When I'm acquitted,
I'm going to
333
00:14:17,585 --> 00:14:19,553
Sue you for defamation,
which means that little
334
00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:23,006
trust fund of yours...
it'll be mine.
335
00:14:23,091 --> 00:14:25,809
Well, we'll see about that,
won't we?
336
00:14:25,893 --> 00:14:27,427
Yeah.
337
00:14:43,009 --> 00:14:44,843
No worries, I've got it.
338
00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:46,244
Can it be?
339
00:14:46,295 --> 00:14:48,764
A Chelsea fanatic amidst
all this Lakers rubbish?
340
00:14:48,848 --> 00:14:50,682
Yeah, bit of
one. Thank you.
341
00:14:50,749 --> 00:14:53,185
I heard there was a fellow
Englishman roaming the halls.
342
00:14:53,252 --> 00:14:54,719
You must be Mr. Cannon.
343
00:14:54,771 --> 00:14:57,439
I tried to get into your history
class, but it was filled up.
344
00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,024
They said next semester
there's probably...
345
00:14:59,091 --> 00:15:01,059
Actually, I'm, uh, I'm taking
a leave of absence.
346
00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:03,445
I'm not sure I'm gonna
be here next semester.
347
00:15:03,529 --> 00:15:06,615
Now, if you'll excuse me.
348
00:15:06,699 --> 00:15:08,567
Where are you from in Dagenham?
349
00:15:10,703 --> 00:15:12,037
I'm from Chelsea.
350
00:15:12,105 --> 00:15:13,655
I get it.
351
00:15:13,739 --> 00:15:15,240
Trying to sound a
bit more upper crust
352
00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:16,124
to impress the Yanks, right?
353
00:15:16,209 --> 00:15:17,626
Hey, don't worry,
354
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:18,877
your secret's safe with me.
355
00:15:18,944 --> 00:15:20,879
I'm afraid you're mistaken.
356
00:15:20,946 --> 00:15:22,414
Oh, come on, man; I can tell
357
00:15:22,465 --> 00:15:23,948
a cockney accent
when I hear one.
358
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,251
Had a bunch of cousins
who grew up in Essex,
359
00:15:26,302 --> 00:15:27,169
went to the Chester School.
360
00:15:27,253 --> 00:15:28,953
I'm not from Dagenham.
361
00:15:29,005 --> 00:15:30,472
Maybe not from,
362
00:15:30,556 --> 00:15:31,640
but you lived there, right?
363
00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:33,558
I mean, I'm telling
you, you sound
364
00:15:33,626 --> 00:15:34,726
exactly like all of...
365
00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:36,261
I've never been
to bloody Dagenham, okay?
366
00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:39,981
Drop it.
367
00:16:02,121 --> 00:16:04,923
Hey.
368
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:08,460
I know you think
flowers are lame,
369
00:16:08,528 --> 00:16:09,494
but I wanted
370
00:16:09,545 --> 00:16:11,096
to get you something.
371
00:16:11,163 --> 00:16:12,764
You got me surf wax.
372
00:16:12,831 --> 00:16:14,099
Less lame?
373
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:16,551
Yes, definitely less lame.
374
00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:23,175
Look, I'm sorry
I lied about Sasha.
375
00:16:23,242 --> 00:16:25,977
Like I said, I was scared,
376
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,063
I was panicked, and I was...
377
00:16:28,147 --> 00:16:29,514
stupid.
378
00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:32,734
But I love you.
379
00:16:32,818 --> 00:16:34,286
And I-I just want things
to go back
380
00:16:34,353 --> 00:16:35,403
to the way they were before.
381
00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:41,409
Yeah, I just, I don't
know if we can.
382
00:16:41,494 --> 00:16:42,744
Why not?
383
00:16:44,297 --> 00:16:45,380
Do you still love me?
384
00:16:49,385 --> 00:16:52,053
Then that's all that matters.
385
00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:56,841
Come on, let's just rewind.
386
00:16:56,893 --> 00:16:57,976
All right?
387
00:16:58,043 --> 00:16:59,144
Just pretend last week
388
00:16:59,211 --> 00:17:00,178
never happened.
389
00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:05,934
Okay.
390
00:17:06,018 --> 00:17:07,152
Okay?
391
00:17:07,219 --> 00:17:08,937
Yeah. Okay.
392
00:17:10,222 --> 00:17:12,157
Okay.
393
00:17:12,224 --> 00:17:13,241
Come here.
394
00:17:27,707 --> 00:17:29,257
No, I think a reality show
395
00:17:29,342 --> 00:17:30,908
is a pretty bad idea, Dad.
396
00:17:32,244 --> 00:17:33,745
Hi.
Hey.
397
00:17:33,796 --> 00:17:34,912
Hi.
398
00:17:34,964 --> 00:17:35,847
Nice to see you.
399
00:17:35,914 --> 00:17:36,932
Ade couldn't make it, huh?
400
00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:38,249
Nah. And believe
it or not,
401
00:17:38,301 --> 00:17:39,417
I couldn't convince anyone
402
00:17:39,468 --> 00:17:40,769
to ditch the Undies
and come here instead.
403
00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:42,887
Yeah. I asked Naomi
if she wanted to fill in
404
00:17:42,955 --> 00:17:45,857
for Teddy and she laughed
so hard she started to cry.
405
00:17:45,924 --> 00:17:48,092
And Kelly's out of town,
so just me.
406
00:17:48,144 --> 00:17:49,927
Oh. Please.
407
00:17:49,979 --> 00:17:52,280
Well, on the bright
side, we both get
408
00:17:52,365 --> 00:17:53,898
an extra piece
of rubber chicken.
409
00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:56,201
Oh, spinning negatives
into positives.
410
00:17:56,268 --> 00:17:57,935
Spoken like a true
411
00:17:57,987 --> 00:17:59,204
Leadership Award frontrunner.
412
00:17:59,271 --> 00:18:00,538
Nah, I'm not gonna win.
413
00:18:00,606 --> 00:18:01,906
Ah, enough with
the false modesty.
414
00:18:01,974 --> 00:18:03,241
No, it's not false.
415
00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:04,376
Oh, yeah?
416
00:18:04,443 --> 00:18:06,411
Then what's this?
417
00:18:06,462 --> 00:18:08,830
Oh, looks like someone wrote
a thank you speech.
418
00:18:08,914 --> 00:18:10,915
I blanked at my Bar Mitzvah,
419
00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:13,301
and I ended up singing
a Hanukkah song, okay?
420
00:18:13,386 --> 00:18:15,170
I need to be prepared,
just in case.
421
00:18:15,254 --> 00:18:16,504
Hey, Navid. Silver.
422
00:18:16,589 --> 00:18:17,505
Harper.
423
00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:18,673
Hey, Harper.
424
00:18:18,758 --> 00:18:20,425
They sat you
all the way back here?
425
00:18:20,476 --> 00:18:21,793
How odd.
426
00:18:21,844 --> 00:18:23,345
I'm up front.
427
00:18:23,429 --> 00:18:24,763
Probably so it's easier for me
428
00:18:24,814 --> 00:18:26,648
to get to the podium
to accept all my awards.
429
00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:28,600
Well, got to go.
430
00:18:28,651 --> 00:18:30,218
I want to ask Mrs. Winrow
431
00:18:30,286 --> 00:18:31,987
how the rewrite's going on
my Yale recommendation letter.
432
00:18:34,774 --> 00:18:37,108
Seriously, you have
to take her down.
433
00:18:37,176 --> 00:18:39,977
I know. I have to.
434
00:18:40,029 --> 00:18:41,813
Hello, everyone.
435
00:18:41,864 --> 00:18:43,665
I am so pleased
436
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,617
to welcome you all
to the West Beverly Hills
437
00:18:45,685 --> 00:18:47,452
High School Achievement Awards.
438
00:18:49,822 --> 00:18:52,173
What's up, Dixon?
439
00:18:52,258 --> 00:18:54,158
Thought you'd be at the
Achievement Awards with Silver.
440
00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:55,377
Yeah, she sort of nixed that.
441
00:18:55,461 --> 00:18:56,661
Hey, Dixon,
442
00:18:56,712 --> 00:18:58,179
can you check out the speakers?
443
00:18:58,264 --> 00:18:59,681
There's some reverb on my Mic,
444
00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:01,099
and I'm worried
I sound too much like
445
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,517
Katharine Hepburn.
446
00:19:03,836 --> 00:19:05,136
All right, I got you, man.
No problem.
447
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,588
Hey.
448
00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:08,339
Hey.
449
00:19:08,391 --> 00:19:10,392
All right, uh, be right back.
450
00:19:10,476 --> 00:19:11,342
Extra Katharine Hepburn
451
00:19:11,394 --> 00:19:12,394
coming up.
452
00:19:16,649 --> 00:19:17,732
Hey, sorry.
453
00:19:17,817 --> 00:19:18,950
I, um...
454
00:19:19,017 --> 00:19:22,704
I don't want to make you
uncomfortable.
455
00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:24,572
You don't make me uncomfortable.
I'm fine.
456
00:19:24,657 --> 00:19:26,190
It's all fine.
457
00:19:32,081 --> 00:19:32,997
Ugh. Beck?
458
00:19:33,049 --> 00:19:33,998
Really?
459
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:35,700
Look, if I don't open the Undies
460
00:19:35,751 --> 00:19:37,752
with "Loser," I'm a fool.
461
00:19:37,837 --> 00:19:39,504
And seriously, how can
you not like Beck?
462
00:19:39,555 --> 00:19:41,372
I don't know,
he just skeeves me out, okay?
463
00:19:41,424 --> 00:19:43,425
Doesn't he believe in the tans
464
00:19:43,509 --> 00:19:45,560
and that psychiatry kills.
It's just weird.
465
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:46,728
And he never ages.
466
00:19:46,812 --> 00:19:48,430
Have you noticed that?
He never ages.
467
00:19:48,514 --> 00:19:50,432
Whatever. I think
he's a genius.
468
00:19:50,516 --> 00:19:52,100
Yeah, and he's skeevy.
469
00:19:52,184 --> 00:19:53,902
Genius.
Skeevy.
470
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,737
Okay, okay, fine.
471
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,238
Oscar, come here.
472
00:19:57,323 --> 00:19:58,239
I'm getting a second opinion.
473
00:19:58,324 --> 00:19:59,774
You know what, forget it.
474
00:19:59,859 --> 00:20:01,276
Dixon, you're the DJ, okay?
475
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,827
Just do whatever you want.
No, no, no, no, no.
476
00:20:02,895 --> 00:20:04,446
Oscar, we need you to
settle a debate here.
477
00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:06,364
Beck's "Loser" to
kick off the Undies.
478
00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:07,999
Genius?
479
00:20:08,066 --> 00:20:09,250
Not genius?
480
00:20:09,335 --> 00:20:11,503
You know, since I've never been
to the Undies,
481
00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:13,505
I don't think I'm qualified
to answer that.
482
00:20:13,572 --> 00:20:15,673
Everything okay?
483
00:20:15,741 --> 00:20:17,459
Just glad to be alive.
484
00:20:17,543 --> 00:20:18,760
Barely made it here.
485
00:20:18,828 --> 00:20:20,745
Don't think I'm ever
going to get used to driving
486
00:20:20,796 --> 00:20:22,464
on the wrong side of the road.
487
00:20:22,548 --> 00:20:24,632
It's you guys
who drive on the wrong side.
488
00:20:24,717 --> 00:20:26,101
You two should have carpooled.
489
00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:27,685
Keep this menace
off the road, huh?
490
00:20:29,388 --> 00:20:30,855
Um, yeah, no,
491
00:20:30,923 --> 00:20:32,674
Oscar... Oscar doesn't
live at my house anymore.
492
00:20:32,741 --> 00:20:34,175
What?
493
00:20:34,243 --> 00:20:35,527
Yeah, I just, um,
494
00:20:35,594 --> 00:20:37,562
felt like getting my own place.
495
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,647
You know, needed some space.
496
00:20:39,732 --> 00:20:40,598
Don't lie.
497
00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:45,236
You wanted to be able
to bring girls home, huh?
498
00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:47,622
Right.
499
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:48,990
Of course.
There is that.
500
00:20:49,074 --> 00:20:50,441
Speaking of which,
501
00:20:50,493 --> 00:20:52,494
there is one girl in particular
that I've got
502
00:20:52,578 --> 00:20:53,945
my eye on.
503
00:20:53,996 --> 00:20:54,996
So I'll see you two later.
504
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,464
Go do your thing, bro.
505
00:20:57,666 --> 00:20:58,500
Hey.
506
00:21:00,085 --> 00:21:01,452
Why didn't you tell me
he moved out?
507
00:21:01,504 --> 00:21:03,004
Uh, I don't know.
508
00:21:03,088 --> 00:21:04,172
I-I thought I did.
509
00:21:04,256 --> 00:21:07,091
So, um, you start with Beck.
510
00:21:07,143 --> 00:21:08,643
Then what are you gonna do?
511
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:10,512
I'm feeling this track
right here.
512
00:21:15,184 --> 00:21:17,101
Hello.
513
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,608
Uh, you left this
in the Principal's office.
514
00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:25,059
Oh, thanks.
515
00:21:26,996 --> 00:21:30,165
So, I was thinking, you and I
should go out sometime.
516
00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:31,749
No, thanks.
517
00:21:31,817 --> 00:21:33,618
But it's nice to
have my pen back.
518
00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,788
You don't have to play
hard to get.
519
00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:38,206
Oh, I'm not playing.
520
00:21:38,290 --> 00:21:39,457
I actually am hard to get.
521
00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:42,460
This doesn't do it for you?
522
00:21:44,663 --> 00:21:45,647
No.
523
00:21:47,332 --> 00:21:48,800
What about the accent?
524
00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:50,768
Most of you Yankee birds go mad
525
00:21:50,836 --> 00:21:52,637
for a bit of the old
chim chim Cher-oo.
526
00:21:54,223 --> 00:21:55,223
Come on, it's cute, right?
527
00:21:55,307 --> 00:21:56,641
Actually, no.
528
00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:58,226
Your accent repulses me.
529
00:21:58,310 --> 00:22:00,061
Every time you open your mouth,
530
00:22:00,145 --> 00:22:01,646
I hear Mr. Cannon,
whom I hate.
531
00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:02,847
What, you mean
532
00:22:02,898 --> 00:22:04,616
the bloke who claims
to be from Chelsea
533
00:22:04,683 --> 00:22:06,183
when he's really from Dagenham?
534
00:22:06,235 --> 00:22:08,119
I'm offended.
535
00:22:08,186 --> 00:22:09,787
What do you mean?
536
00:22:09,855 --> 00:22:12,207
Pardon the snobbery,
but heaven help me
537
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:13,908
if I sound like
I'm from Dagenham.
538
00:22:13,993 --> 00:22:15,326
No, what do you mean
539
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,178
he claims to be from Chelsea,
but he's not?
540
00:22:17,246 --> 00:22:18,413
You think he's lying?
541
00:22:18,497 --> 00:22:19,547
Absolutely.
542
00:22:19,632 --> 00:22:21,583
When I questioned him about it
543
00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:23,218
he got rather uncomfortable.
544
00:22:23,285 --> 00:22:24,168
He did?
545
00:22:27,339 --> 00:22:28,539
What's he hiding?
546
00:22:55,214 --> 00:22:58,166
Welcome to the Undies!
Yeah!
547
00:22:58,251 --> 00:22:59,885
All right, everybody.
Let's hear it.
548
00:22:59,952 --> 00:23:01,253
Yeah!
549
00:23:01,304 --> 00:23:04,222
The annual West Beverly
Underachievement Awards
550
00:23:04,290 --> 00:23:05,974
honors the very best
551
00:23:06,059 --> 00:23:07,876
of the worst.
552
00:23:07,944 --> 00:23:09,895
So for all of you
553
00:23:09,962 --> 00:23:13,999
disillusioned, disenfranchised,
disinterested delinquents,
554
00:23:14,067 --> 00:23:16,068
this is your time to shine.
555
00:23:16,135 --> 00:23:18,103
Shut up and start!
556
00:23:18,154 --> 00:23:20,272
Just settle down, okay? Don't
get your panties in a Twist.
557
00:23:20,323 --> 00:23:21,273
Geez.
558
00:23:21,341 --> 00:23:22,507
All right, if you could,
559
00:23:22,575 --> 00:23:25,610
please give
a warm West Bev welcome
560
00:23:25,662 --> 00:23:27,279
to my cohost in crime...
561
00:23:27,330 --> 00:23:29,164
the Sonny to my Cher,
562
00:23:29,248 --> 00:23:30,449
the Regis to my Kelly,
563
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,000
the Sweeney to my Todd...
564
00:23:32,085 --> 00:23:34,086
Miss Annie Wilson!
565
00:23:35,321 --> 00:23:36,588
Thank you.
566
00:23:36,655 --> 00:23:38,590
Thank you, everyone.
567
00:23:38,657 --> 00:23:42,678
And thank you, Ian,
for that fabulous introduction.
568
00:23:42,762 --> 00:23:45,931
Now without any further ado,
the first award.
569
00:23:45,998 --> 00:23:47,165
Drumroll please.
570
00:23:49,168 --> 00:23:53,555
The first Underachievement Award
for Most Likely to Succeed
571
00:23:53,639 --> 00:23:56,525
by Marrying Rich is...
572
00:23:56,609 --> 00:23:58,026
Ashley Hammond!
573
00:23:58,111 --> 00:24:00,812
All right, congratulations, Ashley.
Yeah!
574
00:24:00,863 --> 00:24:03,348
I have every confidence
575
00:24:03,399 --> 00:24:05,317
that you will bag
a billionaire. Okay?
576
00:24:05,368 --> 00:24:07,619
Oh, wow, you certainly know how
to work what your mama gave you,
577
00:24:07,686 --> 00:24:10,906
for your 16th birthday.
578
00:24:10,990 --> 00:24:13,125
This is such an honor.
579
00:24:13,192 --> 00:24:14,826
I just want to say thank...
580
00:24:14,877 --> 00:24:16,128
you so much.
581
00:24:16,195 --> 00:24:18,380
Wow, this is really an honor.
582
00:24:18,448 --> 00:24:20,866
In the words of Archimedes,
583
00:24:20,933 --> 00:24:23,368
"There are things which
seem incredible to most men
584
00:24:23,419 --> 00:24:24,886
who have not studied
Mathematics..."
585
00:24:24,971 --> 00:24:27,222
I feel bad missing
Thomas' math speech.
586
00:24:27,306 --> 00:24:29,707
No, we don't want another
Bar Mitzvah debacle.
587
00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:31,093
You should practice.
588
00:24:31,177 --> 00:24:32,844
Oh, and as English
Achievement Award winner,
589
00:24:32,895 --> 00:24:34,212
you'll undangle any
stray participles?
590
00:24:34,263 --> 00:24:36,932
Stop stalling.
Let's hear it.
591
00:24:41,988 --> 00:24:43,721
♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel... ♪
592
00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:45,223
Stop.
593
00:24:45,274 --> 00:24:46,525
Okay, couldn't resist. Sorry.
594
00:24:46,576 --> 00:24:49,227
Here we go, for real.
"First off... "
595
00:24:49,278 --> 00:24:50,662
I'm sorry, Dad,
it's not my fault.
596
00:24:50,729 --> 00:24:52,164
Whose fault is it then?
I don't know.
597
00:24:52,231 --> 00:24:54,282
I don't have to remind you
that both of your older brothers
598
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:56,952
swept these awards.
I don't know why I didn't win English.
599
00:24:57,036 --> 00:24:59,421
Probably because Silver is
related to a faculty member.
600
00:24:59,505 --> 00:25:01,173
I'm going to win the Leadership
Award, don't worry.
601
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,740
And that's the only one
that really counts,
602
00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:04,676
because that's the only one that
comes with scholarship money.
603
00:25:04,743 --> 00:25:06,094
Well, you better get it.
604
00:25:06,179 --> 00:25:07,629
Otherwise you'll be
slinging shoes
605
00:25:07,713 --> 00:25:09,431
at the Beverly Center
after graduation.
606
00:25:09,515 --> 00:25:11,600
Stop.
That's not going to happen.
607
00:25:11,684 --> 00:25:14,352
Thank you. Math rules.
I'm going to win it. I will.
608
00:25:14,420 --> 00:25:16,138
We better get back inside.
609
00:25:16,222 --> 00:25:18,056
It doesn't look good
to miss awards.
610
00:25:23,613 --> 00:25:25,897
And the Undies
611
00:25:25,948 --> 00:25:27,098
for Worst Attendance
612
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:28,600
goes to...
613
00:25:28,651 --> 00:25:30,935
Dan Lee!
614
00:25:30,987 --> 00:25:33,038
All right.
615
00:25:33,105 --> 00:25:34,990
Dan?
616
00:25:35,074 --> 00:25:36,958
Dan, are you here?
617
00:25:37,043 --> 00:25:39,611
Wow. That is a commitment
to truancy.
618
00:25:39,662 --> 00:25:42,631
All right, my hat's off to you,
Dan, wherever you are.
619
00:25:47,753 --> 00:25:48,920
This is crazy.
620
00:25:48,971 --> 00:25:51,006
Who is going to buy
handbags at a party?
621
00:25:51,090 --> 00:25:52,790
Well, I've presold six.
622
00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:54,059
Really?
623
00:25:54,126 --> 00:25:56,127
Yeah, for 300 bucks apiece.
624
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,514
And you thought
I was just a pretty face.
625
00:26:00,983 --> 00:26:02,967
I am going to go distro.
I'll meet you back here.
626
00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:04,269
Don't let these out
of your sight.
627
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,137
Yeah, fine. Just hurry up.
628
00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:08,490
I don't want to hold
purses all night. Why?
629
00:26:08,574 --> 00:26:09,991
You look adorable.
630
00:26:10,076 --> 00:26:12,410
And you're manly enough
to pull it off.
631
00:26:13,830 --> 00:26:15,580
What's with the purses?
632
00:26:17,283 --> 00:26:19,668
Laura's got a business.
633
00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:21,369
Don't ask.
Dude, just quit.
634
00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:22,621
It's good money.
635
00:26:22,672 --> 00:26:23,955
I'll lend you some cash.
636
00:26:24,006 --> 00:26:25,040
No, I don't want a handout.
637
00:26:25,124 --> 00:26:26,458
Got ya.
638
00:26:26,509 --> 00:26:29,344
And now the award
639
00:26:29,428 --> 00:26:32,297
for Least School Spirit
goes to...
640
00:26:33,499 --> 00:26:34,999
The man with
641
00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:37,552
the fabulous purses...
Liam Court.
642
00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:39,170
Liam Court, everyone.
643
00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:40,355
Come on.
644
00:26:42,859 --> 00:26:44,392
Go get 'em, big guy.
645
00:26:52,401 --> 00:26:53,485
Thank you.
646
00:26:53,536 --> 00:26:55,704
And now for our final award,
647
00:26:55,788 --> 00:27:00,008
the coveted Jonas P. Whitman
Leadership Award.
648
00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:01,710
Past recipients have gone
to prestigious universities
649
00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:03,795
and even more prestigious
careers.
650
00:27:03,863 --> 00:27:05,029
And I have no doubt
651
00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:06,164
Good luck.
That this year's winner
652
00:27:06,215 --> 00:27:07,299
will do the same.
653
00:27:07,366 --> 00:27:09,918
So, without further preamble,
654
00:27:10,002 --> 00:27:11,553
this year's Leadership Award
655
00:27:11,637 --> 00:27:15,056
goes to...
You've got this, Bar Mitzvah boy.
656
00:27:15,141 --> 00:27:16,758
Harper Berkman.
657
00:27:16,842 --> 00:27:18,043
Oh, my gosh!
658
00:27:19,395 --> 00:27:20,812
Oh, my gosh!
659
00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:28,153
I don't believe it.
Yeah, it sucks.
660
00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:30,388
It's okay.
We're very proud of you.
661
00:27:30,456 --> 00:27:31,957
Absolutely.
662
00:27:32,024 --> 00:27:33,358
To get this far...
that's a great honor.
663
00:27:33,409 --> 00:27:35,243
Thanks.
664
00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:40,498
Wow.
I'm just so incredibly honored
665
00:27:40,566 --> 00:27:42,601
and humbled.
666
00:27:42,668 --> 00:27:44,235
I'd like to give
a little shout-out
667
00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:45,620
to my competition.
668
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:48,373
Navid, you really put up
a good fight, comrade.
669
00:27:48,424 --> 00:27:49,591
But "good" just doesn't
cut the mustard.
670
00:27:49,659 --> 00:27:51,276
Really,
671
00:27:51,344 --> 00:27:53,762
I didn't think
I was going to win,
672
00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:56,014
but I prepared a little speech
just in case.
673
00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:04,022
"To begin with, I wish
to take this time to thank..."
674
00:28:10,863 --> 00:28:12,364
There's an antique cannon
auction next Saturday
675
00:28:12,431 --> 00:28:15,066
at the Essex Museum
of Ancient Weaponry.
676
00:28:15,117 --> 00:28:16,251
Does that help?
677
00:28:16,319 --> 00:28:17,869
No, Oscar, it doesn't.
678
00:28:17,936 --> 00:28:20,255
Try "Miles Cannon,
679
00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:23,124
Dagenham, Chester School."
680
00:28:27,446 --> 00:28:28,913
Sorry. It appears
we've hit a dead end.
681
00:28:28,965 --> 00:28:31,383
If you told me what
682
00:28:31,450 --> 00:28:32,667
this is all about
683
00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:34,970
maybe I could help you
narrow your search.
684
00:28:44,096 --> 00:28:47,065
Try "Teacher...
685
00:28:47,132 --> 00:28:50,652
sex offender, Dagenham."
686
00:29:24,184 --> 00:29:26,035
Harvard has great Classics,
Yale has great Drama,
687
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,570
Stanford has great weather.
688
00:29:27,655 --> 00:29:29,372
I just wish they could
combine them all
689
00:29:29,457 --> 00:29:31,074
and make Harper College
just for me.
690
00:29:31,158 --> 00:29:32,292
Ready to go?
691
00:29:32,359 --> 00:29:33,793
I'm afraid if I hear any more,
692
00:29:33,861 --> 00:29:35,495
I'm going to gouge
her eyes out with this.
693
00:29:35,546 --> 00:29:36,746
Yeah, let's roll.
694
00:29:36,831 --> 00:29:38,631
Maybe we can catch
the end of the Undies.
695
00:29:38,699 --> 00:29:40,633
Navid, wait. What happened?
696
00:29:40,701 --> 00:29:42,335
With what?
697
00:29:42,386 --> 00:29:44,370
Why would you take yourself
out of the running
698
00:29:44,422 --> 00:29:46,038
for the Leadership Award?
699
00:29:46,090 --> 00:29:48,925
Uh... Well, I realized
700
00:29:49,009 --> 00:29:50,510
that Harper deserved it
more than I did.
701
00:29:51,829 --> 00:29:52,762
Anyways, we're late
702
00:29:52,847 --> 00:29:54,264
for a thing.
703
00:29:54,348 --> 00:29:55,482
Have a good night, Ms. Nowack.
704
00:29:55,549 --> 00:29:56,683
And, uh,
705
00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:57,717
thanks for the chicken.
706
00:29:57,785 --> 00:29:59,552
Good night.
707
00:29:59,603 --> 00:30:01,070
Navid...
708
00:30:01,155 --> 00:30:03,389
So who do you think,
uh, cleaned up the Undies?
709
00:30:03,441 --> 00:30:05,057
You thought she deserved it,
seriously?
710
00:30:05,109 --> 00:30:06,693
Well, yeah. She's in
charge of yearbook,
711
00:30:06,744 --> 00:30:08,060
she's on student government.
712
00:30:08,112 --> 00:30:10,196
She did move up the ceremony
so we could use it
713
00:30:10,247 --> 00:30:12,832
on our college apps.
714
00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:14,834
And after hearing
her dad lay into her,
715
00:30:14,902 --> 00:30:16,870
you felt bad.
716
00:30:18,706 --> 00:30:20,590
Well, I have a lot, you know.
717
00:30:20,674 --> 00:30:23,793
Great family, great friends,
great looks.
718
00:30:25,429 --> 00:30:29,632
Nah, I have enough.
I don't need any award.
719
00:30:29,717 --> 00:30:32,752
You're a good guy,
you know that?
720
00:30:32,803 --> 00:30:34,354
Yeah, whatever.
721
00:30:34,421 --> 00:30:35,522
No, not whatever.
722
00:30:35,589 --> 00:30:37,257
Seriously good.
723
00:30:41,862 --> 00:30:43,813
Wait, is "seriously good"
proper English?
724
00:30:43,898 --> 00:30:45,565
Shut up.
I'm just saying.
725
00:30:45,616 --> 00:30:47,567
The Achievement Award
hasn't been engraved yet.
726
00:30:49,286 --> 00:30:52,655
Among us losers,
there are winners.
727
00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:55,375
If you won an Undies Award
tonight,
728
00:30:55,442 --> 00:30:57,210
please raise it proudly
in the air. Yes.
729
00:30:57,277 --> 00:30:59,045
Air that dirty laundry, people.
730
00:31:00,915 --> 00:31:03,299
You know, those other kids
at the Achievement Awards,
731
00:31:03,384 --> 00:31:06,085
they may have brains and drive
732
00:31:06,136 --> 00:31:07,320
and ambition,
733
00:31:07,388 --> 00:31:09,506
but at the end of the day,
734
00:31:09,590 --> 00:31:10,757
we'll get farther in life,
735
00:31:10,808 --> 00:31:12,559
because we're hotter
than they are.
736
00:31:20,801 --> 00:31:22,352
Good night, everyone.
737
00:31:34,648 --> 00:31:37,250
Uh-oh. Mr. big-time
tennis star
738
00:31:37,334 --> 00:31:38,868
is here.
739
00:31:38,953 --> 00:31:40,703
Don't bust us, tennis boy.
740
00:31:40,788 --> 00:31:43,790
You know what,
pass that over here.
741
00:31:56,687 --> 00:31:59,222
I got to say, their party...
742
00:31:59,306 --> 00:32:01,841
way better.
743
00:32:01,892 --> 00:32:03,726
Yeah, but if a bunch of psychos
burst in here
744
00:32:03,811 --> 00:32:05,111
and threatened
to blow this place up,
745
00:32:05,178 --> 00:32:07,697
unless we quickly recite
pi to ten digits,
746
00:32:07,781 --> 00:32:09,065
then...
747
00:32:10,451 --> 00:32:13,152
Good-bye, Beach Club.
748
00:32:13,203 --> 00:32:15,038
Oh, hey, that's her.
749
00:32:15,122 --> 00:32:16,789
That's the girl who hates me.
750
00:32:16,857 --> 00:32:18,625
Why does she hate you?
I don't know.
751
00:32:18,692 --> 00:32:20,209
I've been racking my brain
752
00:32:20,294 --> 00:32:22,161
trying to figure out
how I offended her.
753
00:32:26,951 --> 00:32:28,701
Oh, my God.
754
00:32:28,752 --> 00:32:30,202
What?
755
00:32:30,254 --> 00:32:32,171
I know where
I've seen her before.
756
00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:45,518
Hey, nice purses.
757
00:32:45,569 --> 00:32:47,020
Thank you.
758
00:32:47,071 --> 00:32:48,771
It's a proud moment for me.
759
00:32:50,407 --> 00:32:51,574
I don't even want to ask.
760
00:32:51,659 --> 00:32:52,992
I'm guarding purses.
761
00:32:53,060 --> 00:32:55,528
Uh, I'm no fashion guru,
762
00:32:55,579 --> 00:32:58,298
but I don't think anybody's
going to steal these.
763
00:32:58,365 --> 00:32:59,999
Yeah, no kidding.
764
00:33:02,870 --> 00:33:05,371
I hate my life.
765
00:33:11,929 --> 00:33:12,962
What?
766
00:33:13,047 --> 00:33:14,430
Laura needs me outside.
767
00:33:14,515 --> 00:33:18,551
She's having some kind
of "purse emergency."
768
00:33:18,602 --> 00:33:20,086
What the hell
is a purse emergency?
769
00:33:28,646 --> 00:33:31,397
This is taking a while.
770
00:33:31,448 --> 00:33:33,149
I think it's a good sign.
771
00:33:34,318 --> 00:33:36,285
Thanks.
772
00:33:36,370 --> 00:33:39,238
For your help.
773
00:33:39,289 --> 00:33:40,373
No thanks necessary.
774
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,858
Dinner will suffice.
775
00:33:41,925 --> 00:33:43,176
Still not going to happen.
776
00:33:43,243 --> 00:33:46,779
But you can have my pen
as a consolation prize.
777
00:33:49,667 --> 00:33:53,836
I'm going to use this to sign
our marriage license someday.
778
00:33:56,790 --> 00:33:58,508
I've got good news, finally.
779
00:33:58,592 --> 00:33:59,892
Turns out you were right.
780
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,845
Mr. Cannon is Mr. Atherton,
781
00:34:02,930 --> 00:34:04,180
and he's wanted
in the U.K.
782
00:34:04,264 --> 00:34:05,398
Oh, my God.
783
00:34:05,465 --> 00:34:06,983
That's great.
784
00:34:07,067 --> 00:34:08,634
Um... what happens now?
785
00:34:08,686 --> 00:34:10,820
Now we put his extradition
paperwork into motion,
786
00:34:10,904 --> 00:34:13,239
and we arrest
the son of a bitch.
787
00:34:22,203 --> 00:34:24,187
Officer, I'm so sorry.
788
00:34:24,238 --> 00:34:26,039
I was just in such a hurry.
789
00:34:26,124 --> 00:34:28,325
I know I was speeding, but...
790
00:34:28,376 --> 00:34:30,961
is there any way I can dance
my way out of this ticket?
791
00:34:40,037 --> 00:34:42,339
Is that the same person?
792
00:34:43,508 --> 00:34:45,225
Yeah.
793
00:34:45,309 --> 00:34:46,476
Looks like the same girl to me.
794
00:34:46,544 --> 00:34:48,762
I knew it.
I knew I recognized her.
795
00:34:48,846 --> 00:34:50,880
Well, congratulations.
796
00:34:50,932 --> 00:34:52,215
You're a true porn connoisseur.
797
00:34:52,266 --> 00:34:53,834
No. It was a long summer.
798
00:34:53,901 --> 00:34:55,385
Ade was out of town,
799
00:34:55,436 --> 00:34:57,187
so yeah, I snuck
into my dad's office
800
00:34:57,238 --> 00:34:58,738
and uploaded a few movies.
No explanation necessary.
801
00:34:58,823 --> 00:35:00,157
It's okay.
802
00:35:00,224 --> 00:35:03,160
No, it's not okay, Silver.
803
00:35:03,227 --> 00:35:06,413
Don't you get it? That girl
Kaitlyn is a junior.
804
00:35:06,497 --> 00:35:07,831
Which means my dad put an
underage girl in his movie.
805
00:35:15,590 --> 00:35:16,623
What?
806
00:35:16,707 --> 00:35:17,624
Bullcrap.
807
00:35:17,708 --> 00:35:20,427
We agreed to $3,000,
not $2,000.
808
00:35:20,495 --> 00:35:22,179
How do we know
about the quality?
809
00:35:22,246 --> 00:35:23,513
It's good, I swear.
810
00:35:23,581 --> 00:35:24,848
Who are these guys?
811
00:35:24,915 --> 00:35:26,299
We're customers.
812
00:35:26,384 --> 00:35:29,719
Customers that are
trying to stiff me.
813
00:35:29,770 --> 00:35:32,939
Ten purses, three grand,
that's the price.
814
00:35:33,024 --> 00:35:34,774
Maybe we won't pay the price.
815
00:35:34,859 --> 00:35:36,209
Well, you have to.
816
00:35:36,277 --> 00:35:37,594
Okay, everybody,
let's calm down.
817
00:35:37,645 --> 00:35:39,646
We're talking about purses here.
818
00:35:39,730 --> 00:35:41,982
No, I don't think
it's worth $3,000.
819
00:35:42,066 --> 00:35:42,932
Nah.
820
00:35:47,572 --> 00:35:49,072
Hey, hey, hey.
What the hell, man?
821
00:36:04,639 --> 00:36:06,223
Not bad.
822
00:36:06,290 --> 00:36:08,225
No kidding.
823
00:36:10,144 --> 00:36:13,530
So... three grand?
824
00:36:23,608 --> 00:36:26,776
I-I'm just saying,
I think you were robbed.
825
00:36:26,827 --> 00:36:29,496
All right? I think you have way
less school spirit than Liam.
826
00:36:29,580 --> 00:36:32,032
I mean, do you even know
what the school mascot is?
827
00:36:32,116 --> 00:36:34,618
Yes. It's that stupid cat.
828
00:36:34,669 --> 00:36:36,620
See? See, I wish the voters
would've heard that.
829
00:36:36,671 --> 00:36:38,505
Come here.
830
00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:47,514
Now, look, um...
831
00:36:47,598 --> 00:36:50,667
I don't want to pressure you
into anything, all right?
832
00:36:50,718 --> 00:36:52,719
And you know, if-if you're
not into it, just say,
833
00:36:52,803 --> 00:36:54,688
"Dixon, back off," and
I'll back off, all right?
834
00:36:54,772 --> 00:36:57,107
What?
835
00:36:58,559 --> 00:37:01,194
Well, before everything
happened with Sasha,
836
00:37:01,279 --> 00:37:05,532
I was going to come over,
and we were going to...
837
00:37:05,616 --> 00:37:06,516
You know.
838
00:37:06,567 --> 00:37:07,450
Right.
839
00:37:11,522 --> 00:37:13,240
I'm-I'm sorry,
I shouldn't have...
840
00:37:13,324 --> 00:37:14,958
No, it's cool.
No, no, no, no. No.
841
00:37:15,025 --> 00:37:17,043
It's not, I-I...
842
00:37:17,128 --> 00:37:18,361
I was being a jerk.
843
00:37:18,412 --> 00:37:20,797
You know, we got
to build up trust again.
844
00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:22,699
And you know, I lied to you,
845
00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:25,001
and you've always been
honest with me.
846
00:37:25,052 --> 00:37:26,586
Dixon...
847
00:37:26,671 --> 00:37:28,505
Look, I don't want to
rush things, all right?
848
00:37:28,556 --> 00:37:33,093
Your first time, it's...
it's got to be right, so...
849
00:37:33,177 --> 00:37:34,978
we could take as
long as you want.
850
00:37:39,650 --> 00:37:40,850
Dixon, when you broke up
with me,
851
00:37:40,901 --> 00:37:43,603
I just felt so, so rejected...
852
00:37:43,688 --> 00:37:45,071
Baby, I know, I know...
853
00:37:45,156 --> 00:37:46,856
Look, look, will you
let me finish?
854
00:37:48,726 --> 00:37:51,745
I felt so rejected,
855
00:37:51,829 --> 00:37:53,663
and I-I went home...
856
00:37:57,118 --> 00:37:58,218
And Oscar was there...
857
00:38:08,095 --> 00:38:09,329
And I slept with him.
858
00:38:44,114 --> 00:38:45,165
Dude, dude,
slow down, all right?
859
00:38:45,249 --> 00:38:46,216
We're not in a rush.
860
00:38:46,283 --> 00:38:47,450
Yeah, I don't want to die.
861
00:38:47,501 --> 00:38:51,054
I mean... I kinda do, but...
862
00:38:51,121 --> 00:38:52,222
Whoa!
Hey!
863
00:38:52,289 --> 00:38:53,456
What the hell, man?
864
00:38:53,507 --> 00:38:54,391
Sorry.
865
00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:55,308
Sorry.
866
00:38:56,344 --> 00:38:57,510
Are you okay?
867
00:38:57,595 --> 00:38:59,763
You didn't drink
before this, did you?
868
00:38:59,814 --> 00:39:00,814
No.
869
00:39:02,233 --> 00:39:05,568
Fine, whatever.
I smoked a little weed.
870
00:39:06,987 --> 00:39:08,154
What?
871
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,357
Relax. Like an hour ago,
all right?
872
00:39:10,441 --> 00:39:11,691
I'm totally cool now.
873
00:39:11,776 --> 00:39:12,909
Pull over.
874
00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:14,811
I'm fine.
875
00:39:14,862 --> 00:39:16,863
Pull over! Right now!
876
00:39:16,947 --> 00:39:18,782
Dude, I'm not
kidding, seriously,
877
00:39:18,833 --> 00:39:20,149
stop the car.
878
00:39:30,428 --> 00:39:31,928
You could've killed us, man.
879
00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:33,263
What is wrong with you?
880
00:39:33,330 --> 00:39:35,048
Calm down!
881
00:39:35,132 --> 00:39:36,332
No. What the hell is
wrong with you, man?
882
00:39:36,384 --> 00:39:37,851
Nothing.
883
00:39:40,170 --> 00:39:41,504
Hey, where you going?
884
00:39:41,555 --> 00:39:42,939
I'm going to walk.
885
00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:44,274
Why?
886
00:39:44,341 --> 00:39:47,343
Just leave me alone, okay?
887
00:39:47,395 --> 00:39:49,229
I just want to be left alone.
888
00:39:55,903 --> 00:39:57,570
I cannot wait to see
the look on his face.
889
00:39:57,655 --> 00:39:58,788
Are you guys sure
we should be here?
890
00:39:58,856 --> 00:40:00,490
Hell, yeah.
891
00:40:00,541 --> 00:40:02,125
I'm getting a shot
of this jerk in handcuffs,
892
00:40:02,192 --> 00:40:04,961
for Youtube.
893
00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:05,912
What's taking so long?
894
00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:07,547
Maybe he's resisting arrest
895
00:40:07,631 --> 00:40:09,031
and they're beating
the crap out of him.
896
00:40:15,923 --> 00:40:16,806
Wait...
897
00:40:19,026 --> 00:40:20,376
Where is he?
898
00:40:22,430 --> 00:40:24,731
Naomi, you shouldn't be here.
899
00:40:24,849 --> 00:40:25,899
This is police business.
900
00:40:25,983 --> 00:40:27,267
Well, where is he?
He's not here?
901
00:40:27,351 --> 00:40:28,718
He fled.
902
00:40:28,769 --> 00:40:31,220
He packed up everything.
903
00:40:31,272 --> 00:40:32,572
The place is totally
cleaned out.
904
00:40:32,656 --> 00:40:33,940
I guess he knew
something was up.
905
00:40:34,024 --> 00:40:36,242
So he-he could be anywhere.
906
00:40:36,327 --> 00:40:37,727
We have an APB out on him.
907
00:40:37,778 --> 00:40:40,897
If he pops up anywhere near
here, he'll be arrested.
908
00:40:44,535 --> 00:40:46,753
He's gone? He's...
909
00:40:46,837 --> 00:40:48,788
Naomi.
910
00:40:48,873 --> 00:40:49,923
It's over.
911
00:40:50,007 --> 00:40:52,792
You don't have to
see him ever again.
912
00:40:52,877 --> 00:40:54,711
It's over.
913
00:40:55,913 --> 00:40:57,597
He's gone.
914
00:41:01,065 --> 00:41:04,066
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