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Absolutely. For real.
Where do you want to live?
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I can't go to prom. I can't
deal with West Beverly kids yet.
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I'm pregnant, and
it's your baby.
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Are you trying
to ruin my life, Ade?
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You are a volcano.
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This whole good girl
routine-- it's just a mask.
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And when you finally can't take
it anymore, and you explode,
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it's gonna be fantastic.
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I would enjoy having dinner
with you.
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How about tomorrow night?
Why the hell not?
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I don't want to be some
booty call. I'm not the type
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of girl you run into
at a Chinese restaurant
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and take into a bathroom.
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Would you like to go
to the prom with me?
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Really?
Really.
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We got the house.
Now the bank is saying
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that it might take up
to a week to sort out.
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I so don't want you
to have to pay with your money.
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But I don't mind.
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You're so sweet.
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(rock music playing)
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I thought the prom was fun,
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but this after-prom party's
even better!
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(music stops)
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HARRY:
This year, after-prom parties
will lead
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to very serious consequences.
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All joking aside,
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I have a real message here
for the sophomore class.
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As you know, parties after
this year's junior prom led
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to one student being arrested
for a DUI,
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several others being treated for
alcohol poisoning.
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Which is why the school board,
in conjunction
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with the Beverly Hills
Police Department,
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has come up with a new policy
on after-prom parties.
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If you are caught
at an after-prom party
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where alcohol is being served,
you will be suspended.
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(people groaning)
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HARRY:
If you're suspended,
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you will have to go
to summer school.
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So, you're saying that one party
can ruin my whole summer?
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Yes, it can,
so think about the consequences.
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Attend the school-sanctioned
post-prom party only.
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Be smart and safe
on prom night.
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Okay.
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Okay, what were
you thinking?
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Oh, my dad begged me,
guilted me,
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and then promised to buy me
whatever prom dress I wanted.
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Well, I certainly hope
you're getting Chanel.
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Seriously. Not that
I have a prom date yet.
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Hey, Annie.
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(laughs)
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Hey.
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So, how do you know
the dorkasaurus?
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Charlie Pinkwater?
Mm-hmm.
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Oh, he is very big
in the world of stage crew.
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Mmm. Tasty.
Mm-hmm.
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Hey, uh, maybe Charlie Pinkwater
could take you to the prom.
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Shut up. No way!
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Oh, right. He probably
saw the video.
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Ugh. Am I ever
gonna live it down?
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Of course you
will, honey.
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I mean, Mariah Carey
got over Glitter, right?
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Not helping.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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What is this?
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It's a California Horn Shark.
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See the spots?
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The, uh, large
pectoral fins?
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Why didn't you take the test?
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Well, it only counts
for 20% of your grade.
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I have an 85 average.
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So, even with a zero,
I'll still have a 68,
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which means I'll pass.
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I don't get you, Liam.
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I mean,
what are you trying to prove?
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You're clearly a smart kid,
you got a lot of potential.
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Why are you throwing it away?
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You know, it's too bad
I'm not from the inner city.
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Then you could inspire me
to win the Academic Decathlon
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with your tough but earnest
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coaching and wise platitudes
about life.
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(gasps) They could even make a
major motion picture out of it.
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You can go.
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O, Captain! My Captain!
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Very nice.
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What's up, man?
Hey.
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Mr. Matthews,
you wanted to see me?
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Yeah. I have great news.
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Can you follow me to
the living room, please?
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The couch
goes in here.
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Facing the fireplace
or facing the windows?
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The window.
Fireplace.
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The window.
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You want to always
prioritize the view.
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You have much to
learn, Grasshopper.
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I mean, I still
can't believe
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you wanted
to buy a white leather couch.
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(laughs)
God, you are so L.A.
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Hey, can I ask
your advice?
Yeah.
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No white leather
pants, either.
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Okay, so I'm sort of, whatever,
seeing this guy Liam.
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He likes me. I'm not sure
if he knows he likes me,
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but I know he likes me.
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He just has a really, really
bad case of relationship phobia.
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But I want him to go
to the prom with me.
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Ah. Well, if you want to get
a man to do what you want,
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you pull a Lysistrata.
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What's that,
like an inner thigh muscle?
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(laughs)
The play?
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By Aristophanes?
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Where women withhold sex
to get what they want.
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What if what they want is sex?
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(laughs)
Oh.
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You have a lot to learn,
Grasshopper.
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Oh, don't touch that!
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Uh, don't
touch that.
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Okay, so, do you want to be
good cop this time or bad cop?
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I was the bad cop
with David Harris last week.
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That was your bad cop?
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I thought
you were being the good cop.
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What? No. That was the bad cop
with a heart of gold.
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Oh, is that what that was?
(knocking at door)
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Okay, I am gonna
be bad cop.
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Yes. Yes.
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Wow. Both of you.
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I had no idea
I could expect a threesome.
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Sit down, Liam.
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(sighs)
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Is this about Matthews?
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Because I'm telling you,
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that man does not
appreciate art.
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I will cut
to the chase.
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Your father called us yesterday.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, I haven't talked to him
in... ten years.
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What'd he say?
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Where's he been?
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Oh.
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Were you referring
to my stepdad?
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Right. Your stepfather.
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He's concerned
about you, Liam.
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(scoffs)
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He thinks that you are detached,
antisocial.
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Not committed to this school.
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"Committed"being
the operative word.
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This isn't a joke, Liam.
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He requested your records.
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He's looking
at military schools.
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God, you don't want to go
to a military school.
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You know what?
Maybe he does.
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I have brochures.
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No, Kel,
he doesn't need those.
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Look, there's not much time
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left before the end
of the year, hmm?
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You make a little effort,
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study hard for your finals,
bring up your grades...
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Oh. Here we go.
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Show willingness
to get involved
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with the community
here at West Beverly.
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How? Join the pep squad?
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Student Council?
The Wildcat Crooners?
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Frankly, any of those things
could help at this point.
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He just needs to see
that you're making an effort.
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Plenty of options.
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So, how tan do you want to go?
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I'm not sure.
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I've never done this before.
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My friends just said
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Oh, it's for prom?s tanning
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Why didn't you just say so?
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All right, we'll go
with Weekend in Barbados.
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As long as it's not too dark.
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I don't want to look silly
or anything.
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Oh, you won't look silly.
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You'll look awesome.
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Oh, God, I love proms.
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Are you psyched?
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Yeah. I'm just not
the most experienced prom-goer.
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Turn around, bum to me.
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Well, you came
to the right person.
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All right,
here's what you need to do.
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You need to get your hair
blown out, your eyebrows done.
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You have to get acrylic nails.
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Nails? Really?
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Well, yeah. You don't want
to stand out, do you?
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No. Definitely not.
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Okay, good.
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Now, let's see.
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The day of...
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This is very important.
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Shave everywhere.
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Okay.
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(phone ringing)
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Oh.
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Hello?
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What's up?
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Oh, not much.
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Just reading a classic
Greek play.
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So, listen, do you want to go
to the prom with me?
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Um...
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yeah, sure.
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Cool.
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So, look, I'll talk to you
tomorrow, all right?
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Yeah. Sounds good.
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(screaming)
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh,
my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Take your seats.
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Seats, everybody!
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Put your tucheses
in your chairs
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if you know
what's good for your health.
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(Annie sighs)
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Tick, tock. Tick, tock.
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What is that
supposed to mean?
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Nothing. Just wondering
how long it's gonna take
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for you
to drop the nice girl act.
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Did it ever occur to you
that maybe it's not an act?
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Maybe I'm just a nice person?
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Not really.
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(scoffs)
Tick, tock.
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Tick, tock.
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
could you all pick a partner?
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(whispers):
Oh. You and me?
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CHARLIE:
Hey, Annie?
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Do you have a partner?
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Nope.
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
the first part of CPR...
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Hey, so, I happened to
hear through the grapevine
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that you might
be prom eligible.
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What?
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All of which is a
long introduction
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to a-a question
I'd like to pose.
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(clears throat)
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That, uh, question being:
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uh, would you
possibly want to go
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to the sophomore
prom, uh, with me?
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...which brings us
to the ABCs of CPR.
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Yes.
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Sure, Charlie. I would love
to go to prom with you.
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I would be thrilled.
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(laughs)
Thrilled.
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IRVING:
You're gonna tap for the
response, and then...
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Uh, hey, come on.
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Pretty sharp, huh?
No.
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Girls-- I'm telling you,
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are not into
that flashy stuff.
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They just want it
simple, classy,
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like James Bond.
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All right, fine.
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Would James Bond use a cane?
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No! He would not.
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No. Hey,
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so, uh, I got picked
257
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for the All-American Lacrosse
Camp this summer.
258
00:10:30,101 --> 00:10:31,767
Shut up!
259
00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:33,767
That's-- you know what?
260
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,433
I'm so impressed, I-I can't
even be jealous.
261
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:37,934
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
262
00:10:38,001 --> 00:10:39,034
Cool?
263
00:10:39,101 --> 00:10:40,201
You're set, man.
264
00:10:40,268 --> 00:10:42,367
There's scouts all
over that camp.
265
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,400
They see you, you get recruited,
266
00:10:44,467 --> 00:10:47,567
you get a scholarship
to any college you want.
267
00:10:47,634 --> 00:10:51,168
Damn, bro, your whole life,
it-it just got figured out.
268
00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,101
I guess.
I mean, I was just
269
00:10:53,168 --> 00:10:54,867
planning on
going to Montana this summer.
270
00:10:54,934 --> 00:10:56,700
You know, visit my dad.
Take a road trip.
271
00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:59,700
But now it's going to be nothing
but wind sprints
272
00:10:59,767 --> 00:11:00,967
and shooting drills for me.
273
00:11:01,034 --> 00:11:02,467
Sounds pretty amazing
to me.
274
00:11:02,534 --> 00:11:04,034
SILVER:
What sounds amazing?
275
00:11:04,101 --> 00:11:05,867
Hi.
Hey.
276
00:11:05,934 --> 00:11:08,534
Mr. Ethan, here,
just got tapped
277
00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,534
for the All-American
Lacrosse Camp.
278
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,801
What?!
279
00:11:12,867 --> 00:11:14,067
That is amazing!
280
00:11:14,134 --> 00:11:16,433
I forget sometimes
you're like King Jock.
281
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,234
Yeah. Yeah, me, too.
282
00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,834
Uh, anyway, I'm going
to head out.
283
00:11:19,901 --> 00:11:21,834
Well, how goes the online
tux shopping?
284
00:11:21,901 --> 00:11:24,034
You guys got accessories
and whatever picked out?
285
00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,201
Oh, well, I'm
not going.
286
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,734
But I think we got
Dixon all squared away.
287
00:11:26,801 --> 00:11:28,101
What do you mean
you're not going?
288
00:11:28,168 --> 00:11:30,034
Uh, I don't have a date.
289
00:11:30,101 --> 00:11:32,034
Well, you should
just go with us!
290
00:11:32,101 --> 00:11:33,234
I mean, you don't
need a date.
291
00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:34,667
We're all basically
going as a group.
292
00:11:34,734 --> 00:11:35,867
DIXON:
Yeah. We've got
293
00:11:35,934 --> 00:11:37,534
a pretty sick ride.
Come on.
294
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,534
I could really use
the moral support.
295
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,333
Please.
296
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,567
Yeah.
297
00:11:42,634 --> 00:11:43,600
Yeah, sure.
298
00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:45,433
Uh, see you
guys later.
299
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:46,934
All right, man.
Hey, yo.
300
00:11:47,001 --> 00:11:48,767
I'm, uh, I'm going to get you
this top hat, all right?
301
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,534
Uh, no, please do not.
302
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:51,534
What is this?
303
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,801
He-he asked for it.
304
00:11:52,867 --> 00:11:54,467
He said--
You are not--
305
00:11:54,534 --> 00:11:56,400
You are not going...
He said I should go
for that T-Pain look.
306
00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:57,400
Uh-uh.
307
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,433
All right, only you.
308
00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,534
Only you can
pull it off.
309
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,168
DIXON:
I-I could pull it off.
I think I can.
310
00:12:03,934 --> 00:12:05,801
We are going to Navid's, Dad.
311
00:12:05,867 --> 00:12:08,101
His parents are going to be
there. It's not a party.
312
00:12:08,168 --> 00:12:10,101
I am not asking you
to be a tattletale.
313
00:12:10,168 --> 00:12:12,901
I am just saying that if there
is an illegal non-school
314
00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:14,400
sponsored after-party,
I think
315
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,934
that you should tell me
about it.
316
00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,400
Harry.
What?
317
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,634
Come on, sweetheart, this is
318
00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:20,300
a Beverly Hills party
we are talking about.
319
00:12:20,367 --> 00:12:21,534
I grew up here.
320
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:22,567
I went to these parties
321
00:12:22,634 --> 00:12:24,600
and there were drugs,
322
00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:26,168
sex, booze.
323
00:12:27,234 --> 00:12:29,134
What'd I miss?
ANNIE:
Oh!
324
00:12:29,135 --> 00:12:31,735
Just dad telling me an
intoxicating story
325
00:12:31,934 --> 00:12:33,901
about his degenerate peers.
326
00:12:33,967 --> 00:12:35,667
And I do mean
intoxicating.
327
00:12:35,668 --> 00:12:36,668
Honey, is Silver staying for dinner?
328
00:12:37,734 --> 00:12:39,234
Oh, um, no, no.
329
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,567
It's-it's-- I know,
330
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:42,600
she had a lot of homework
and stuff.
331
00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:43,834
Did you find a tux?
332
00:12:43,901 --> 00:12:45,600
Yeah. You know,
it's oretty boring though.
333
00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:47,400
But it's cool.
334
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,400
All I care about is Silver
having a good time.
335
00:12:49,467 --> 00:12:50,600
If she has a
good time,
336
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:53,300
she sees West Beverly isn't
such a bad place,
337
00:12:53,367 --> 00:12:55,667
I bet she'll come back
to school next year!
338
00:12:57,134 --> 00:12:57,794
Yeah, well,
339
00:12:58,101 --> 00:12:59,333
I hope it works out.
I just don't
340
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,867
want you to get your hopes up.
341
00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:03,333
I appreciate it, Mom.
342
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,967
But don't worry about me.
I got this.
343
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,268
I got this.
344
00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:08,101
So, Dixon,
345
00:13:08,168 --> 00:13:10,634
where were you saying that
after-prom party was again?
346
00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:12,834
(laughing)
347
00:13:12,901 --> 00:13:14,433
(laughing)
348
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,333
Okay, this...
349
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,934
is so... pretty.
350
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,367
Eh, too sweet for me.
351
00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:24,101
I'll try it.
352
00:13:25,134 --> 00:13:26,834
Thanks.
353
00:13:26,901 --> 00:13:29,867
I don't imagine that you have
any maternity prom dresses?
354
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:30,901
Well, of course.
355
00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:32,168
Come here.
356
00:13:32,234 --> 00:13:33,901
You know what you
should do?
What?
357
00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:35,901
Call Jaws like the last
possible moment,
358
00:13:35,967 --> 00:13:37,234
tell him you're sick,
359
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,467
then you can find another date.
360
00:13:38,534 --> 00:13:39,634
He'll never know.
361
00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:41,201
I am not saying that I'm sick.
362
00:13:41,268 --> 00:13:42,201
(sighs)
363
00:13:42,268 --> 00:13:43,234
Becky.
364
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,234
I can't decide.
365
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:47,034
These all look
so good on me.
366
00:13:47,101 --> 00:13:48,467
I'm going to get
all of these,
367
00:13:48,534 --> 00:13:50,467
then ask Jen's
advice later.
368
00:13:50,534 --> 00:13:52,034
No problem.
369
00:13:52,101 --> 00:13:54,101
Oh, credit card.
370
00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:57,467
Okay, ladies.
371
00:13:57,534 --> 00:13:58,801
What do you think?
372
00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:00,367
(Annie sighs)
373
00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:02,367
It's so pretty.
374
00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:03,867
But not you.
375
00:14:03,934 --> 00:14:05,901
I'm really just going
for Dixon.
376
00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:08,400
I don't want to stand out.
377
00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:10,433
(exhaling)
378
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,767
Okay, I'm going to go
try on my dress.
379
00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:14,400
Oh, shoes.
ANNIE:
Oh!
380
00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:17,168
NAOMI:
You know what
we could do?
381
00:14:17,234 --> 00:14:19,101
Hmm?
Run over your legs
with my car.
382
00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:21,101
Ugh, enough. Okay?
383
00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:24,333
I'm not exactly crazy about
your prom date either, FYI.
384
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,600
(clears throat)
385
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,600
You know what, Annie?
You need to get on board.
386
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,201
Liam is clearly over
his commitment issues.
387
00:14:30,268 --> 00:14:32,567
Why else would he have
invited me to come with him?
388
00:14:32,634 --> 00:14:33,901
You're right.
389
00:14:33,967 --> 00:14:35,034
I'm sorry.
390
00:14:35,101 --> 00:14:37,067
I'm just glad that
you're happy.
391
00:14:37,134 --> 00:14:39,268
I am.
392
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:41,268
Hey, Naomi,
393
00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:42,634
had a bit of a problem.
394
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:45,700
Your card was
declined.
395
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,168
NAOMI:
Jen?
396
00:14:53,234 --> 00:14:55,500
Don't track mud
on the rugs.
397
00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:57,534
Jen, I need to ask you
something.
398
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,367
Oh, wait! First,
399
00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:01,433
let me show you my...
400
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,667
...prom dress!
401
00:15:04,734 --> 00:15:06,333
Your what?
402
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,333
Ryan Matthews asked me
to be his date.
403
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,001
I thought I'd go as a lark.
404
00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:11,134
Anyway, how hilarious is it
405
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,201
to wear couture
to the sophomore prom?
406
00:15:13,268 --> 00:15:14,700
Yeah, pretty hilarious.
407
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:17,234
Listen, Jen, my Amex was
declined today.
408
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:19,201
I called our business
manager,
409
00:15:19,268 --> 00:15:21,034
she said I reached my limit.
410
00:15:21,101 --> 00:15:23,067
I didn't know the card
even had a limit.
411
00:15:23,134 --> 00:15:26,067
Oh, my God, how mortifying.
412
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:31,700
Um, I didn't know I was
paying for everything.
413
00:15:31,767 --> 00:15:33,734
I mean, the-the furniture,
414
00:15:33,801 --> 00:15:35,467
the paintings,
the couture.
415
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:38,001
It all went on my card,
didn't it?
416
00:15:40,034 --> 00:15:42,700
I'm sorry.
417
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,901
I don't get it,
I-I thought you worked out
418
00:15:44,967 --> 00:15:46,400
the whole wiring money business.
419
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,433
What's going on?
420
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,268
(sighs)
421
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:52,134
Oh, God. Um...
422
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,168
the truth is I lied to you.
423
00:15:55,234 --> 00:15:58,467
This is so
embarrassing.
424
00:15:58,534 --> 00:16:02,500
Um, I'm in a bit of a
pinch financially.
425
00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:05,700
I invested in the market
at the wrong time.
426
00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:07,433
But it-it'll all turn
around, I mean,
427
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,834
the market is looking up.
428
00:16:09,901 --> 00:16:11,700
Yes?
429
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:15,201
But in the short term...
430
00:16:15,268 --> 00:16:18,268
I'm a bit strapped.
431
00:16:20,934 --> 00:16:22,867
I'm sorry.
432
00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:26,034
I am truly...
433
00:16:26,101 --> 00:16:29,101
truly sorry.
434
00:16:31,134 --> 00:16:32,734
(sighs)
435
00:16:32,801 --> 00:16:33,767
It's okay.
436
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,433
I just--
437
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,467
Why did you lie to me?
438
00:16:37,534 --> 00:16:40,534
I, um...
439
00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:45,467
I'm the big sister.
440
00:16:45,534 --> 00:16:47,467
I wanted to take care of you.
441
00:16:47,534 --> 00:16:51,767
I didn't want you to have
to take care of me.
442
00:16:58,734 --> 00:17:01,300
I'm glad to help.
443
00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:03,367
I really am.
444
00:17:05,034 --> 00:17:06,967
But...
445
00:17:07,034 --> 00:17:09,467
if I am paying for everything,
446
00:17:09,534 --> 00:17:12,467
then I get to choose the couch.
447
00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:14,333
We're going with white leather.
448
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,300
Okay. Cool.
449
00:17:16,901 --> 00:17:18,101
White leather it is.
450
00:17:29,434 --> 00:17:33,800
("Poker Face" by Lady GaGa
playing)
451
00:17:33,867 --> 00:17:37,833
* I wanna hold em' like they do
in Texas Plays *
452
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,900
* Fold em', let em' hit me,
raise it *
453
00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:41,800
* Baby, stay with me
* I love it *
454
00:17:41,867 --> 00:17:45,867
* Luck and intuition play the
cards with Spades to start *
455
00:17:45,933 --> 00:17:47,534
* And after he's been hooked *
456
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,534
* I'll play the one
that's on his heart... *
457
00:17:50,601 --> 00:17:53,000
Guys, one second.
458
00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:56,100
Um... you ready?
459
00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:58,100
I can't.
460
00:17:58,167 --> 00:18:00,134
I'm sorry. I thought I could,
but I can't.
461
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,301
Come on, baby.
462
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:02,933
I know you can do this.
463
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,900
Everyone's going
to be staring at me.
464
00:18:04,967 --> 00:18:06,900
(sighs)
465
00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:08,900
Not if you walk
by me.
466
00:18:08,967 --> 00:18:11,267
I mean, hello?
Eight months pregnant.
467
00:18:11,334 --> 00:18:13,734
Yeah. If things get
bad, you could hide
behind her stomach.
468
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,534
DIXON:
Come on,
469
00:18:15,601 --> 00:18:17,434
baby, I know you can
do this.
470
00:18:19,501 --> 00:18:21,100
Okay.
471
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,434
Yes!
Okay.
Yes!
472
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:23,467
Yes!
473
00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:25,534
Come on, girl.
My lady.
474
00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:30,501
*
475
00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:39,301
* The end begins just
as it starts *
476
00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:41,634
* And leaves me wondering
477
00:18:41,701 --> 00:18:45,067
* What we left behind
478
00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:48,434
Come here.
479
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:50,000
Come on, man.
480
00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:53,367
* You told me not to talk
481
00:18:53,434 --> 00:18:55,833
* But please explain
my thoughts *
482
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:58,867
* That float around my mind
483
00:18:58,933 --> 00:19:01,867
Can we just
go inside?
484
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,301
Oh.
485
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:05,301
Sure.
486
00:19:05,367 --> 00:19:07,334
* So take a step back
487
00:19:07,401 --> 00:19:12,967
* Will you be all right,
feel all right? *
488
00:19:13,034 --> 00:19:15,000
ADRIANNA:
Whoa!
489
00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:17,334
Do you think that they
shot The Poseidon
Adventure here?
490
00:19:17,401 --> 00:19:18,933
Look at that jerk.
491
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,100
ADRIANNA:
Hey, don't worry about Ty.
492
00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:23,933
All those sleepless
nights--
493
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,967
deciding whether or not
to raise the baby.
494
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,701
He should know
about that.
495
00:19:27,768 --> 00:19:29,734
He should know what
it's been like.
496
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,234
And I'm gonna tell him that
right now.
497
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:34,200
Ow! Ow.
498
00:19:34,267 --> 00:19:35,867
Ow. Ow. Ow.
You all right?
499
00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:37,933
Hey, have a seat.
Uh...
500
00:19:39,034 --> 00:19:40,800
Whoo! I'm-I'm--
I'm fine.
501
00:19:40,867 --> 00:19:43,567
It's just a false
labor pain.
502
00:19:43,634 --> 00:19:45,567
You know, there's a difference
503
00:19:45,634 --> 00:19:48,567
between false labor pains
and fake labor pains.
504
00:19:48,634 --> 00:19:51,567
Just ignore Ty.
505
00:19:56,034 --> 00:19:57,634
CHARLIE:
That's really unfair.
506
00:19:57,701 --> 00:19:58,867
You should be up
there!
507
00:19:58,933 --> 00:19:59,900
Oh, no, no.
508
00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:01,200
Really, that's okay.
509
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:02,434
No, you should be.
510
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,833
You're one of the five prettiest
girls at West Bev.
511
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,134
I guess just because
you're new.
512
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,167
DIXON (laughing):
Whoa!
513
00:20:09,234 --> 00:20:12,334
I'm nominated for
Prom King?
514
00:20:12,401 --> 00:20:14,334
Silver! Hey!
515
00:20:14,401 --> 00:20:17,000
Really glad
you could make it.
516
00:20:17,067 --> 00:20:18,167
Me, too.
517
00:20:18,234 --> 00:20:21,167
Thanks.
518
00:20:21,234 --> 00:20:23,301
Hmm...
See?
519
00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:25,034
What did I tell you?
520
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,434
Everybody's being nice, huh?
521
00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:28,167
Sure.
522
00:20:28,234 --> 00:20:29,601
I'm sorry, you're right.
523
00:20:29,668 --> 00:20:31,134
Everyone's being nice.
524
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,534
They're treating me like
I have a terminal disease,
525
00:20:33,601 --> 00:20:34,701
but they're being nice.
526
00:20:34,768 --> 00:20:35,867
That's not true, come on.
527
00:20:35,933 --> 00:20:37,034
Yeah, whatever,
I'm fine.
528
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,167
I can deal with this
for one night, right?
529
00:20:49,618 --> 00:20:51,750
* I go ooh ooh
530
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:53,217
* You go aah aah
531
00:20:53,284 --> 00:20:54,950
* La la la la, la la la la
532
00:20:55,017 --> 00:20:57,451
* La la la, la la la
533
00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:58,984
* I wanna wanna wanna
534
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,150
* Get get get what I want
* Don't stop *
535
00:21:01,217 --> 00:21:02,750
* Gimme gimme gimme
what you got *
536
00:21:02,817 --> 00:21:05,150
* 'Cause I can't wait
wait wait anymore *
537
00:21:05,217 --> 00:21:07,284
(chanting):
Go Charlie, go Charlie!
538
00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:08,850
* ...talk about the
consequence *
539
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:10,451
* 'Cause right now
you're the only thing *
540
00:21:10,517 --> 00:21:11,950
* That's making
any sense to me *
541
00:21:12,017 --> 00:21:13,217
Come on.
Oh...
542
00:21:13,284 --> 00:21:15,217
Teachers don't dance.
543
00:21:15,284 --> 00:21:17,150
Does this count as dancing?
544
00:21:17,217 --> 00:21:19,017
I think that's okay.
545
00:21:19,084 --> 00:21:21,718
Okay, what if I do this?
546
00:21:21,783 --> 00:21:23,184
Is that okay?
Mm-hmm.
547
00:21:23,251 --> 00:21:27,251
And what if we just sway
back and forth like this?
548
00:21:27,317 --> 00:21:28,284
Is that okay?
549
00:21:28,351 --> 00:21:29,451
Um...
550
00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:33,984
I, uh, want to introduce
you to a friend of mine.
551
00:21:34,050 --> 00:21:35,251
Hey, Kelly.
552
00:21:35,317 --> 00:21:36,351
Jen.
553
00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:38,783
Ms. Taylor.
554
00:21:38,850 --> 00:21:39,984
You two know each other?
555
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:41,417
Oh, Ms. Taylor was
my guidance counselor
556
00:21:41,484 --> 00:21:42,651
back in the
good old days.
557
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,517
Call me Kelly, please.
558
00:21:44,584 --> 00:21:46,584
Wow, how about that?
559
00:21:48,317 --> 00:21:50,317
Oh, cool band, huh?
560
00:21:50,384 --> 00:21:52,718
Yeah.
561
00:21:54,718 --> 00:21:56,618
I got like 20 cases of beer
562
00:21:56,684 --> 00:21:58,384
and Topher's brother
brought over vodka,
563
00:21:58,451 --> 00:21:59,750
gin, whiskey, bourbon...
564
00:21:59,817 --> 00:22:01,417
Wait, are whiskey and
bourbon the same thing?
565
00:22:01,484 --> 00:22:02,817
Anyway, all we have to do
566
00:22:02,883 --> 00:22:04,351
is bring it in
from the garage
567
00:22:04,417 --> 00:22:06,517
after my parents leave
for Palm Springs.
568
00:22:06,584 --> 00:22:08,551
It's going to be so much fun!
569
00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:11,651
Thank you, Phoebe Abrams.
570
00:22:11,718 --> 00:22:14,017
*
571
00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:15,718
(sighing)
572
00:22:15,783 --> 00:22:17,850
This has been fun.
573
00:22:17,917 --> 00:22:19,451
Oh, yeah, totally.
574
00:22:19,517 --> 00:22:21,317
We'll have to go out
again sometime,
575
00:22:21,384 --> 00:22:23,050
you know, under less
formal circumstances.
576
00:22:23,117 --> 00:22:25,917
Oh, um...
577
00:22:25,984 --> 00:22:28,150
Look, Charlie,
I'm not interested.
578
00:22:28,217 --> 00:22:30,651
Romantically.
579
00:22:30,718 --> 00:22:33,317
Then why did you say yes?
580
00:22:33,384 --> 00:22:34,684
Well, you asked.
581
00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:36,551
And you said you'd be thrilled.
582
00:22:36,618 --> 00:22:38,817
Well, I didn't have
a date and I knew how much
583
00:22:38,883 --> 00:22:40,184
you wanted to go with me.
584
00:22:40,251 --> 00:22:42,050
So, it was a pity date?
585
00:22:42,117 --> 00:22:44,150
I was just trying to be nice.
586
00:22:44,217 --> 00:22:45,551
Well, you know what
would've been nice?
587
00:22:45,618 --> 00:22:47,050
Being honest with me.
588
00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:49,517
I could've asked a girl who
actually wanted to go with me.
589
00:22:49,584 --> 00:22:51,484
Who actually was thrilled.
590
00:22:51,551 --> 00:22:54,984
You know what, take
your pity and shove it!
591
00:22:55,050 --> 00:22:59,284
* Christy,
are you doing okay? *
592
00:22:59,351 --> 00:23:02,850
* A rose that won't bloom... *
593
00:23:06,917 --> 00:23:09,417
* The lights are out,
and I barely know you *
594
00:23:09,484 --> 00:23:14,484
* We're going up and the
place is slowing down *
595
00:23:14,551 --> 00:23:19,417
* I knew you'd come around *
596
00:23:19,484 --> 00:23:23,017
* You captivate me, something
about you has got me *
597
00:23:23,084 --> 00:23:25,150
Hey.
Hey, how are you?
598
00:23:25,217 --> 00:23:27,850
Where's this Liam I've
heard so much about?
599
00:23:27,917 --> 00:23:30,084
Oh.
600
00:23:34,084 --> 00:23:36,050
Seems like the life
of the party.
601
00:23:36,117 --> 00:23:40,584
Oh, yeah, he's
not a prom person.
602
00:23:40,651 --> 00:23:41,883
He's just here for me.
603
00:23:41,950 --> 00:23:43,883
It's sweet,
he really likes me.
604
00:23:43,950 --> 00:23:45,817
I'm sure he does.
605
00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:49,117
* Just take me on the floor
* Da da da da, da da da da
606
00:23:49,184 --> 00:23:51,351
* I can give you more
* Da da da da
607
00:23:51,417 --> 00:23:53,251
* Da da da da
608
00:23:53,317 --> 00:23:55,084
(Harry whistles)
609
00:23:55,150 --> 00:23:57,150
Excuse me! Can I borrow
this mic for a second?
610
00:23:57,217 --> 00:23:58,984
Thank you.
Uh, hey, everybody.
611
00:23:59,050 --> 00:24:02,084
Quick announcement.
I just, I want to tell you
612
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:05,017
that I am really stoked
about the after-prom party
613
00:24:05,084 --> 00:24:06,451
at Phoebe Abrams's house
tonight, all right?
614
00:24:06,517 --> 00:24:09,417
I will be there with
a bunch of my friends
615
00:24:09,484 --> 00:24:11,251
from the Beverly Hills
Police Department.
616
00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:13,117
So, anyway,
617
00:24:13,184 --> 00:24:15,184
I'll see you there.
618
00:24:15,251 --> 00:24:16,750
Carry on.
619
00:24:16,817 --> 00:24:19,684
Who the hell told him?
620
00:24:21,284 --> 00:24:25,084
I know who it was.
621
00:24:26,917 --> 00:24:29,783
*
622
00:24:29,850 --> 00:24:33,651
* The lights are out
and I barely know you *
623
00:24:33,718 --> 00:24:35,417
Hello, Ms. Taylor.
624
00:24:35,484 --> 00:24:37,150
Kelly.
Kelly.
625
00:24:37,217 --> 00:24:38,718
So, how funny that you and I
626
00:24:38,783 --> 00:24:40,883
would end up having
the same taste in men?
627
00:24:40,950 --> 00:24:43,317
I'm sorry?
628
00:24:43,384 --> 00:24:44,551
Didn't you and Ryan?
629
00:24:44,618 --> 00:24:47,217
Oh, come on, I was
totally picking up vibes.
630
00:24:47,284 --> 00:24:50,351
Um... uh, yes, we dated.
631
00:24:50,417 --> 00:24:51,783
Briefly a while ago.
632
00:24:51,850 --> 00:24:52,850
I thought so.
633
00:24:52,917 --> 00:24:54,384
I'm rarely wrong
about vibes.
634
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:56,484
You know, I think academics
are terribly sexy.
635
00:24:56,551 --> 00:24:58,017
And I don't just
mean teachers.
636
00:24:58,084 --> 00:24:59,651
When I was at Yale,
I briefly dated
637
00:24:59,718 --> 00:25:01,783
someone in the
Registrar's office.
638
00:25:01,850 --> 00:25:03,618
You don't say.
Mmm.
639
00:25:03,684 --> 00:25:05,284
He was pretty much
a bore, actually.
640
00:25:05,351 --> 00:25:06,584
Although I did get to read
641
00:25:06,651 --> 00:25:09,384
my, uh, recommendation
letters from high school.
642
00:25:09,451 --> 00:25:10,984
That was sweet.
643
00:25:11,050 --> 00:25:13,684
Most of them were
rather glowing.
644
00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:15,184
There was one, though,
645
00:25:15,251 --> 00:25:17,684
that was slightly
less than glowing.
646
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:18,950
I wrote that letter
647
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:21,517
because it's my job
to give the colleges
648
00:25:21,584 --> 00:25:24,084
an honest appraisal
of the students.
649
00:25:24,150 --> 00:25:25,584
Uh-huh.
650
00:25:25,651 --> 00:25:27,150
You said that, in your opinion,
651
00:25:27,217 --> 00:25:29,783
I was "a narcissist
with no moral compass."
652
00:25:29,850 --> 00:25:30,917
(laughing)
653
00:25:30,984 --> 00:25:32,584
Did you really think
654
00:25:32,651 --> 00:25:34,484
Yale was gonna listen to you?
655
00:25:34,551 --> 00:25:36,517
A guidance counselor?
656
00:25:36,584 --> 00:25:38,117
I had an impeccable transcript.
657
00:25:38,184 --> 00:25:40,150
I was president
of the senior class.
658
00:25:40,217 --> 00:25:42,317
I'm a legacy.
659
00:25:42,384 --> 00:25:43,618
I got in early.
660
00:25:43,684 --> 00:25:45,451
You stole Liz Hartigan's
term paper.
661
00:25:45,517 --> 00:25:47,451
God, you're still on about that?
662
00:25:47,517 --> 00:25:48,783
You're like Ahab.
663
00:25:48,850 --> 00:25:50,417
Man.
664
00:25:50,484 --> 00:25:51,584
Such a busybody.
665
00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:53,384
Drop the innocent act, okay?
666
00:25:53,451 --> 00:25:55,451
Because I know what kind
of person you really are.
667
00:25:55,517 --> 00:25:56,817
Self-centered,
devious, willing to do
668
00:25:56,883 --> 00:25:58,684
whatever it takes
to get what you want.
669
00:25:58,750 --> 00:26:01,551
Oh, take it easy, okay?
670
00:26:01,618 --> 00:26:03,351
I haven't even
slept with him yet.
671
00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:05,484
No, this has nothing
to do with Ryan.
672
00:26:05,551 --> 00:26:07,184
It has to do with you stealing
673
00:26:07,251 --> 00:26:09,251
that girl's term paper right
out of the teacher's desk,
674
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,284
all so you could beat her
out as Valedictorian.
675
00:26:11,351 --> 00:26:15,651
Ugh, I am appalled that
you think so little of me.
676
00:26:15,718 --> 00:26:18,750
Simply appalled.
677
00:26:18,817 --> 00:26:22,750
Oh, hey, being that you're
a guidance counselor,
678
00:26:22,817 --> 00:26:26,217
maybe you could give me
a little guidance about Ryan.
679
00:26:26,284 --> 00:26:28,284
Tell me, Ms. Taylor,
680
00:26:28,351 --> 00:26:30,984
what does he like in bed?
681
00:26:32,017 --> 00:26:34,484
* Please don't stop *
682
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:36,417
(drumroll)
683
00:26:36,484 --> 00:26:38,718
Ladies and gentleman,
684
00:26:38,783 --> 00:26:42,551
welcome to the Prommies!
685
00:26:42,618 --> 00:26:45,517
(applause, cheering)
686
00:26:49,551 --> 00:26:51,451
Tonight we have a terrific
bunch of nominees.
687
00:26:51,517 --> 00:26:53,451
And I'm sure
they would all agree,
688
00:26:53,517 --> 00:26:56,284
it's an honor to be nominated.
689
00:26:56,351 --> 00:26:57,718
But it sucks to lose!
690
00:26:57,783 --> 00:26:58,950
(mild laughter)
691
00:26:59,017 --> 00:27:00,284
So, without further ado,
692
00:27:00,351 --> 00:27:04,251
the Prom King...
693
00:27:04,317 --> 00:27:07,050
is Dixon Wilson!
694
00:27:07,117 --> 00:27:09,117
(applause, cheering)
695
00:27:10,284 --> 00:27:12,117
Yeah!
696
00:27:12,184 --> 00:27:13,150
Whoo-hoo!
697
00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:15,817
Dixon!
(whistling)
698
00:27:15,883 --> 00:27:17,618
Whoo!
699
00:27:19,551 --> 00:27:21,551
Thanks.
700
00:27:21,618 --> 00:27:23,950
Wow, um...
701
00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:25,850
Well, this is, uh...
702
00:27:25,917 --> 00:27:27,950
This is pretty cool.
703
00:27:28,017 --> 00:27:31,150
(chuckles)
Um, I wanna, I want you guys
704
00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:33,251
to give it up for
my fellow nominees,
705
00:27:33,317 --> 00:27:35,317
who are also very, very cool.
706
00:27:35,384 --> 00:27:36,517
Thank you, guys.
707
00:27:36,584 --> 00:27:39,718
(cheering)
708
00:27:43,217 --> 00:27:45,817
And now, the moment you've
all been waiting for.
709
00:27:45,883 --> 00:27:47,817
The Sophomore Prom Queen.
710
00:27:47,883 --> 00:27:50,384
And might I say,
you're all lovely ladies.
711
00:27:50,451 --> 00:27:53,050
Not my type, but lovely.
712
00:27:53,117 --> 00:27:56,050
Oh, wow.
713
00:27:56,117 --> 00:27:59,651
Uh, it seems that the
winner is a write-in.
714
00:27:59,718 --> 00:28:01,551
What?!
715
00:28:01,618 --> 00:28:03,050
(nervous laughter):
Is that fair?
716
00:28:04,217 --> 00:28:07,651
And the Prommie goes to...
717
00:28:07,718 --> 00:28:09,651
Erin Silver!
718
00:28:12,251 --> 00:28:13,950
Whoa!
(applause, cheers)
719
00:28:14,017 --> 00:28:15,117
Whoo!
720
00:28:15,184 --> 00:28:17,184
Go!
Get up there!
721
00:28:17,251 --> 00:28:19,417
Get up there, go!
You get up there!
722
00:28:23,718 --> 00:28:27,184
See? I told you
everybody supports you.
723
00:28:27,251 --> 00:28:28,684
Did you do this?
724
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:30,817
Did you get everybody
to write me in?
725
00:28:30,883 --> 00:28:32,584
Well, it was my idea,
726
00:28:32,651 --> 00:28:35,184
but everybody here
likes you, Silver.
727
00:28:35,251 --> 00:28:43,150
Go get your Prommie.
728
00:28:43,217 --> 00:28:45,284
Wow.
729
00:28:45,351 --> 00:28:47,618
Thank you, guys, so much.
730
00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:50,050
Um, I'll tell you,
731
00:28:50,117 --> 00:28:53,584
uh, this has been
a hard year for me.
732
00:28:53,651 --> 00:28:56,384
It's made me question
733
00:28:56,451 --> 00:28:58,417
everything.
734
00:28:58,484 --> 00:29:00,517
Who I am.
735
00:29:00,584 --> 00:29:02,417
What I like.
736
00:29:02,484 --> 00:29:03,883
What I'm all about.
737
00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:07,384
So, thank you.
738
00:29:07,451 --> 00:29:09,850
For reminding me.
739
00:29:11,817 --> 00:29:14,417
This is not me.
740
00:29:14,484 --> 00:29:16,651
I hate proms.
741
00:29:16,718 --> 00:29:18,517
I do.
I'm sorry, but I really do.
742
00:29:18,584 --> 00:29:21,517
They're all about
conformity and popularity
743
00:29:21,584 --> 00:29:25,050
and all these things
I really detest.
744
00:29:28,551 --> 00:29:30,950
All I wanted recently
was to fit in.
745
00:29:31,017 --> 00:29:32,817
And I tried really hard.
746
00:29:32,883 --> 00:29:34,950
I mean, look at me.
747
00:29:35,017 --> 00:29:38,217
I paid good money,
real human earth dollars,
748
00:29:38,284 --> 00:29:40,750
to have some foul-smelling
orange chemicals
749
00:29:40,817 --> 00:29:42,551
sprayed on my body
750
00:29:42,618 --> 00:29:45,750
to approximate the
effect of sun damage.
751
00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:49,783
I have pieces of God knows
what kind of toxic plastic
752
00:29:49,850 --> 00:29:51,551
superglued to my fingernails.
753
00:29:51,618 --> 00:29:54,551
And these shoes...
754
00:29:54,618 --> 00:29:58,150
are hideously,
hideously painful.
755
00:29:58,217 --> 00:29:59,517
At this moment, I'm telling you,
756
00:29:59,584 --> 00:30:02,917
I cannot for the life
of me feel my toes.
757
00:30:05,783 --> 00:30:08,783
And I want to feel my toes.
758
00:30:11,651 --> 00:30:14,517
So, maybe I am a freak.
759
00:30:14,584 --> 00:30:17,050
But that is better than being
760
00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:20,251
some weird zombie,
prom-loving loser.
761
00:30:21,917 --> 00:30:23,651
I don't know exactly who I am.
762
00:30:23,718 --> 00:30:26,783
But I do know who I'm not.
763
00:30:26,850 --> 00:30:30,517
And I am no prom queen.
764
00:30:31,551 --> 00:30:34,517
Let me help you with that.
765
00:30:34,584 --> 00:30:36,317
So, thanks.
766
00:30:37,750 --> 00:30:38,984
But no thanks.
767
00:30:50,467 --> 00:30:52,467
(upbeat rock music playing)
768
00:30:55,534 --> 00:31:00,400
* All the gold and the guns
769
00:31:00,467 --> 00:31:02,967
* In the world...
770
00:31:03,034 --> 00:31:04,801
Hello, Ethan.
771
00:31:04,867 --> 00:31:06,801
Hey, Mr. Matthews,
so listen...
772
00:31:06,867 --> 00:31:09,267
I'm-I'm not gonna go
to the lacrosse camp.
773
00:31:09,333 --> 00:31:10,467
What?
774
00:31:10,534 --> 00:31:12,367
I'm gonna go visit my dad
in Montana.
775
00:31:12,434 --> 00:31:13,834
Go backpacking
for a couple months.
776
00:31:13,901 --> 00:31:15,068
Well, you sure?
777
00:31:15,134 --> 00:31:16,767
I mean, you're giving up
a huge opportunity.
778
00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:18,267
There's gonna be college scouts
there and...
779
00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:20,600
I know, but, look,
780
00:31:20,667 --> 00:31:24,001
I-I may not be sure
what I'm about exactly,
781
00:31:24,068 --> 00:31:26,934
but it's not lacrosse.
782
00:31:27,001 --> 00:31:29,101
I know that.
783
00:31:37,467 --> 00:31:39,168
Why'd you tell your dad
about my party?
784
00:31:39,233 --> 00:31:40,434
I didn't.
785
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,068
Yeah, right.
786
00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:44,101
Wait. Is that
what everyone thinks?
787
00:31:44,168 --> 00:31:46,267
They don't think. They know.
788
00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:49,001
Everyone saw you
in your dad's video, Annie.
789
00:31:49,068 --> 00:31:50,467
You're a rat.
790
00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:51,901
(laughs)
791
00:31:51,967 --> 00:31:53,600
I didn't tell my dad.
792
00:31:53,667 --> 00:31:54,801
Of course you didn't.
793
00:31:54,867 --> 00:31:57,534
Then why do people
think I did?
794
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,867
Who cares what
people think?
795
00:32:01,233 --> 00:32:03,734
Um, I'll be
right back, okay?
796
00:32:03,801 --> 00:32:05,801
Yeah.
797
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,001
Hey.
798
00:32:09,068 --> 00:32:11,034
I've been looking
everywhere for you.
799
00:32:11,101 --> 00:32:14,168
Thank you so much for getting
everyone to write my name in.
800
00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:16,101
It was just what I needed,
801
00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:17,534
you know?
802
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,034
It, like,
woke me up.
803
00:32:19,101 --> 00:32:20,967
I feel so much better.
804
00:32:21,034 --> 00:32:22,667
(sighs)
805
00:32:22,734 --> 00:32:25,134
I want to come back
to West Beverly, Dixon.
806
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,267
I'm ready to come back.
807
00:32:29,267 --> 00:32:31,267
That's great.
808
00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:35,134
What's wrong?
809
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,867
You okay?
810
00:32:36,934 --> 00:32:38,634
Why do you care?
811
00:32:38,701 --> 00:32:41,534
I'm just a zombie,
prom-loving loser.
812
00:32:51,701 --> 00:32:52,967
ETHAN:
Silver.
813
00:32:53,034 --> 00:32:54,967
That speech was...
814
00:32:55,034 --> 00:32:57,400
awesome.
815
00:32:59,168 --> 00:33:01,068
Thanks.
816
00:33:04,967 --> 00:33:08,267
*
817
00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:11,434
God, it's such a drag they
don't serve any liquor.
818
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:14,034
Yeah, well, it is
the sophomore prom, so...
819
00:33:14,101 --> 00:33:16,200
(phone ringing)
820
00:33:18,734 --> 00:33:20,867
Uh, sorry. I-I
have to take this.
821
00:33:20,934 --> 00:33:22,101
Uh, yeah. No problem.
822
00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:23,701
Hurry back.
I will.
823
00:33:28,667 --> 00:33:31,101
Hey, can I talk to you
for a second?
824
00:33:31,168 --> 00:33:32,934
Yeah, sure.
What's up?
825
00:33:33,001 --> 00:33:35,701
Uh, there is something
you should know.
826
00:33:35,767 --> 00:33:37,567
Jen-- not a nice person.
827
00:33:37,634 --> 00:33:39,333
I know her pretty well.
828
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,400
She is a compulsive liar.
829
00:33:42,467 --> 00:33:43,567
She's practically a sociopath.
830
00:33:43,634 --> 00:33:46,001
She used to have everybody
snowed over, but not me.
831
00:33:46,068 --> 00:33:47,168
Look, I'm sorry.
832
00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:48,701
I, uh... I should
have asked you
833
00:33:48,767 --> 00:33:50,901
if it was cool for
me to bring a date.
834
00:33:50,967 --> 00:33:52,467
I didn't mean to
disrespect you, Kelly.
835
00:33:52,534 --> 00:33:53,634
Wait. No. No, no, no.
836
00:33:53,701 --> 00:33:55,400
I just... I thought
we were cool
837
00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:56,901
after that night,
and you know,
838
00:33:56,967 --> 00:33:58,333
we said no
strings attached.
839
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,901
You know what?
I'm not jealous.
840
00:33:59,967 --> 00:34:02,200
I am trying
to be your friend here.
841
00:34:02,267 --> 00:34:03,967
Okay.
842
00:34:04,034 --> 00:34:05,867
I'm...
843
00:34:05,934 --> 00:34:08,034
I'm not interested
in you anymore.
844
00:34:08,101 --> 00:34:09,834
I'm not.
845
00:34:10,867 --> 00:34:13,034
Is there someone else?
846
00:34:14,934 --> 00:34:17,068
I've moved on.
847
00:34:22,934 --> 00:34:25,134
That's enough.
848
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,333
I'm hanging up on you, Olivier.
849
00:34:29,267 --> 00:34:32,467
You see, this is exactly why
I want a divorce.
850
00:34:34,867 --> 00:34:37,400
* Get hot
851
00:34:37,467 --> 00:34:40,068
* Get too close
to the flame... *
852
00:34:40,134 --> 00:34:42,434
It's nice getting air.
853
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:45,267
I could tell you were
claustrophobic in there.
854
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:48,534
And I was, too,
actually.
855
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,667
Have you ever been
on the Paramount lot before?
856
00:34:52,767 --> 00:34:55,367
Oh, look,
they're shooting something.
857
00:34:57,867 --> 00:35:00,168
Want to walk by and see
if we get discovered?
858
00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:01,367
Definitely not.
859
00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:03,534
Yeah. Me, either.
860
00:35:04,901 --> 00:35:07,034
Want to walk
to New York?
861
00:35:10,101 --> 00:35:12,467
So, you're probably
one of those people
862
00:35:12,534 --> 00:35:14,567
who thinks New York
is better than L.A.
863
00:35:14,634 --> 00:35:15,934
(laughs)
864
00:35:16,001 --> 00:35:17,200
Give L.A. time.
865
00:35:17,267 --> 00:35:18,400
It has everything.
866
00:35:18,467 --> 00:35:21,567
Mountains, beaches,
oh, great weather.
867
00:35:21,634 --> 00:35:23,967
There is no
weather here.
868
00:35:24,034 --> 00:35:25,901
I miss the snow.
869
00:35:25,967 --> 00:35:27,701
Ms. Taylor.
870
00:35:27,767 --> 00:35:32,200
Oh. Hey, you two.
871
00:35:32,267 --> 00:35:35,101
I was just getting ready
to head back inside.
872
00:35:35,168 --> 00:35:38,001
Liam, I'm glad to see
you came to the prom.
873
00:35:38,068 --> 00:35:39,634
And I'm sure your stepfather
874
00:35:39,701 --> 00:35:41,333
will be glad, too.
875
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,233
It's a step
in the right direction.
876
00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:46,333
Have fun exploring the lot.
877
00:35:47,834 --> 00:35:49,134
What did she mean,
878
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,600
your stepfather
will be glad you came?
879
00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:53,434
Ah...
Liam.
880
00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:54,901
(clears throat)
881
00:35:54,967 --> 00:35:56,200
What did she mean?
882
00:35:56,267 --> 00:35:57,667
I don't know.
883
00:35:57,734 --> 00:36:01,434
My stepdad wants me to get
involved with school stuff.
884
00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:04,001
(sighs)
885
00:36:04,068 --> 00:36:07,134
Is that why you
asked me to the prom?
886
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,500
What does it matter?
887
00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:10,233
I'm here.
888
00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:12,233
You know why
it matters?
889
00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:14,300
Because I like
you, okay?
890
00:36:14,367 --> 00:36:16,934
I don't care if
it's not cool.
891
00:36:17,001 --> 00:36:19,667
I'm tired of
pretending.
892
00:36:19,734 --> 00:36:21,634
I actually like you.
893
00:36:21,701 --> 00:36:23,233
And everyone said
that I was a fool,
894
00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:24,801
you don't treat me
right, and it's true.
895
00:36:24,867 --> 00:36:26,134
I mean,
all night,
896
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,834
you haven't wanted to dance
or take photos or talk,
897
00:36:29,901 --> 00:36:31,068
but still, stupid me
898
00:36:31,134 --> 00:36:33,001
just kept on
defending you.
899
00:36:33,068 --> 00:36:35,300
I was, like, "Oh, my God,
he invited me to prom."
900
00:36:35,367 --> 00:36:37,567
"Oh, my God, he cleaned out
the trash in his car."
901
00:36:37,634 --> 00:36:39,534
"Oh my God, he bought me
a black orchid corsage."
902
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,634
I mean, why did you get me
this corsage?
903
00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:46,101
I knew I was supposed to.
904
00:36:46,168 --> 00:36:48,701
But it's a black orchid.
905
00:36:48,767 --> 00:36:50,934
That's what they had
in the store.
That's not true.
906
00:36:51,001 --> 00:36:52,434
You have to special order
black orchids.
907
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,134
I know because
they're my favorite flower, but
908
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,101
the question is,
909
00:36:56,168 --> 00:36:58,467
how did you know
they're my favorite?
910
00:36:58,534 --> 00:37:00,101
Did you ask someone?
911
00:37:00,168 --> 00:37:01,467
(sighs)
912
00:37:01,534 --> 00:37:03,068
No. I...
913
00:37:07,867 --> 00:37:11,801
You looked on my Facebook page,
didn't you?
914
00:37:11,867 --> 00:37:14,634
You did.
915
00:37:14,701 --> 00:37:16,034
You wanted to learn about me,
916
00:37:16,101 --> 00:37:17,667
so you looked
on my Facebook page,
917
00:37:17,734 --> 00:37:19,567
and then, you looked
at my personal interests,
918
00:37:19,634 --> 00:37:22,300
and in between spicy tuna rolls
and the smell of Neiman Marcus,
919
00:37:22,367 --> 00:37:25,134
you saw black
orchids, so
you went out
920
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,500
and ordered one for me
to make me happy.
921
00:37:28,567 --> 00:37:30,534
(laughs)
922
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:34,467
Because...
923
00:37:34,534 --> 00:37:36,934
you like me.
924
00:37:39,867 --> 00:37:41,867
Admit it.
925
00:37:43,434 --> 00:37:45,534
You like me.
926
00:37:50,567 --> 00:37:53,168
You like me, don't you?
927
00:38:00,667 --> 00:38:02,734
Yeah.
928
00:38:06,967 --> 00:38:08,600
(rock music playing)
929
00:38:08,667 --> 00:38:10,168
Freeze! Don't move
a muscle!
930
00:38:10,233 --> 00:38:11,467
Oh.
931
00:38:11,534 --> 00:38:12,634
Oh, my God, Harry.
932
00:38:12,701 --> 00:38:14,467
Hey, I was being
the bad cop.
933
00:38:14,534 --> 00:38:15,867
(laughing)
Oh.
934
00:38:15,934 --> 00:38:17,168
So, you having fun?
935
00:38:17,233 --> 00:38:19,367
Oh, yeah, totally.
936
00:38:19,434 --> 00:38:22,101
Okay, not totally.
937
00:38:22,168 --> 00:38:24,534
I tried to give
a friend advice,
938
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,934
and I should have
just stayed out of it.
939
00:38:27,001 --> 00:38:28,734
No. That-That's not you.
940
00:38:28,801 --> 00:38:30,901
Right, 'cause
I'm a busybody.
941
00:38:30,967 --> 00:38:32,467
No, that's not
what I meant.
942
00:38:32,534 --> 00:38:33,867
You care about people, yeah.
943
00:38:33,934 --> 00:38:35,434
You're passionate.
944
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,801
And whoever
this friend is, if
945
00:38:37,867 --> 00:38:40,434
they can't see that,
then, he's an idiot.
946
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:44,967
Or she's an idiot,
but I'm guessing that it's a he.
947
00:38:45,034 --> 00:38:47,734
Thank you, Harry.
948
00:38:47,801 --> 00:38:49,801
Mm. I mean it.
949
00:38:50,834 --> 00:38:52,467
(phone ringing)
950
00:38:52,534 --> 00:38:54,934
Yeah.
951
00:38:55,001 --> 00:38:56,200
It's my wife.
952
00:38:56,267 --> 00:38:58,333
She-She wouldn't go
to prom with me.
953
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,834
Oh.
Maybe I should
punish her
954
00:38:59,901 --> 00:39:00,934
and not answer it.
955
00:39:01,001 --> 00:39:02,867
Go, go.
956
00:39:02,934 --> 00:39:04,367
All right.
957
00:39:06,168 --> 00:39:07,834
Hey, sweetie.
958
00:39:07,901 --> 00:39:09,967
Yeah.
959
00:39:10,034 --> 00:39:11,434
Mm-hmm.
960
00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:14,634
*
961
00:39:14,701 --> 00:39:16,101
What was that for?
962
00:39:16,168 --> 00:39:17,634
For being a jackass.
963
00:39:17,701 --> 00:39:19,500
Dude, I'm so sick
of looking at you.
964
00:39:19,567 --> 00:39:21,434
Do you know what
Adrianna's gone through?
965
00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:22,600
(grunts)
966
00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:23,967
(crowd clamoring)
MAN:
Oh, damn!
967
00:39:24,034 --> 00:39:24,967
What's wrong with you?
968
00:39:25,034 --> 00:39:26,333
MAN:
Get him, Navid!
Get him!
969
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,500
MAN:
Kick his ass!
Get him!
970
00:39:27,567 --> 00:39:29,267
Navid?
971
00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:30,734
(grunting)
972
00:39:30,801 --> 00:39:31,867
Navid!
973
00:39:32,867 --> 00:39:34,934
Navid?
974
00:39:35,001 --> 00:39:36,967
My water just broke.
975
00:39:38,901 --> 00:39:41,534
I think I'm going into labor.
976
00:39:43,667 --> 00:39:46,001
Man, your stepfather
sounds like an ass.
977
00:39:46,068 --> 00:39:48,367
What about your mom?
Can't you talk to her?
978
00:39:48,434 --> 00:39:51,600
No. She's...
changed.
979
00:39:51,667 --> 00:39:54,734
I mean, we used to be tight,
but since she married him,
980
00:39:54,801 --> 00:39:56,801
she's totally different.
981
00:39:58,168 --> 00:40:00,867
I don't know. I tell
you, I'd rather be poor
982
00:40:00,934 --> 00:40:02,634
than rich and
live with him.
983
00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:06,300
That sucks.
984
00:40:06,367 --> 00:40:08,467
Yeah.
985
00:40:14,068 --> 00:40:23,233
* Sometimes it just don't make
no sense at all *
986
00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:30,034
* I'm still trying
to find a reason *
987
00:40:30,101 --> 00:40:32,701
* For it all
988
00:40:32,767 --> 00:40:35,300
* My life
989
00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:42,400
* I thought it would be
something beautiful *
990
00:40:42,467 --> 00:40:47,001
* And now it feels
991
00:40:47,068 --> 00:40:51,934
* Like there's nothing
there at all *
992
00:40:52,001 --> 00:40:54,168
* Anymore
993
00:40:54,233 --> 00:40:59,001
* Give us the sunshine
instead of the rain *
994
00:40:59,068 --> 00:41:00,834
* Give us the sunshine...
995
00:41:00,901 --> 00:41:05,834
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