1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:03,270 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 2 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:20,470 [ Woman screams ] 3 00:00:31,670 --> 00:00:33,330 MARY: I don´t care what you think! 4 00:00:33,330 --> 00:00:34,370 Just get out! 5 00:00:34,370 --> 00:00:37,970 Go on! Get out! And give me my books back! 6 00:00:37,970 --> 00:00:39,370 [ Door slams ] 7 00:00:56,670 --> 00:00:58,630 [ Engine revs, tires screech ] 8 00:00:58,630 --> 00:00:59,930 [ Electronic music thumping ] 9 00:01:11,230 --> 00:01:12,370 [ Music continues in distance ] 10 00:01:12,370 --> 00:01:13,970 MAN: Drifting deeper into your dreams. 11 00:01:13,970 --> 00:01:15,300 [ Engine revving in distance ] 12 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:18,370 Free yourself from negativity 13 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:20,900 and allow only positive thoughts. 14 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:22,530 [ Snoring ] 15 00:01:22,530 --> 00:01:26,100 You are a beautiful, delicate flower. 16 00:01:32,930 --> 00:01:34,470 [ Duck quacking ] 17 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:48,230 Oh! My... 18 00:01:49,730 --> 00:01:51,170 Oh! 19 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:53,230 My dahlias! 20 00:02:13,670 --> 00:02:15,930 [ Singing indistinctly ] 21 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:19,430 [ Laughs ] 22 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:26,970 What? My fish! 23 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,900 AGATHA: Roy! 24 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:54,700 Morning. 25 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:58,330 Have you been urinating on my thingamabobbies again? 26 00:02:58,330 --> 00:02:59,570 Did you not hear the joyriders? 27 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:01,100 It was like Silverstone out there. 28 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:02,770 What´s that got to do with my thingamabobbies? 29 00:03:02,770 --> 00:03:05,270 I was up half the night. Got caught short, didn´t I? 30 00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:06,870 Well, could you not, please? 31 00:03:06,870 --> 00:03:08,100 Keeps the foxes away. 32 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,500 Roy, it´s two days away 33 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:11,300 from my first open gardens competition, 34 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:13,100 and I´m not going for best urinal. 35 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:14,830 What are you going for? 36 00:03:14,830 --> 00:03:16,630 Well, I´m going for Zen. 37 00:03:17,570 --> 00:03:18,530 Obviously. 38 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:21,100 Obviously. 39 00:03:24,730 --> 00:03:25,970 Ugh. 40 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:32,500 So, what´s with the all the sludge and the Zen gubbins? 41 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:34,100 You been at the self-helps again? 42 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:36,100 No, I have not. 43 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:41,300 I´m just trying to detox my life and be at one with nature. 44 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:43,270 And win the garden competition. 45 00:03:43,270 --> 00:03:47,100 Actually, I am trying to encourage chi 46 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:48,730 to flow into my life, 47 00:03:48,730 --> 00:03:51,870 to bring harmony and peace. 48 00:03:51,870 --> 00:03:53,770 It´s about wind and water. 49 00:03:53,770 --> 00:03:55,700 After drinking that, I´m not surprised. 50 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:58,270 And what about the crabbiness? Is that all part of the purge? 51 00:03:58,270 --> 00:04:01,100 You may mock, but just you watch. 52 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:04,100 No incomer has ever won best in show. 53 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:07,830 My inner peace will transform my outer garden. 54 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:09,270 So you do want to win. 55 00:04:09,270 --> 00:04:11,300 I have to say, though, I think a garden designer 56 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:13,170 and a few grand would be a better bet. 57 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:16,300 Spirulina, kale, garlic, spinach, 58 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:17,900 lemon, two grapes. 59 00:04:17,900 --> 00:04:18,770 Get it in ya. 60 00:04:21,570 --> 00:04:23,300 Ugh! 61 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:25,470 Rank. No. 62 00:04:33,770 --> 00:04:35,230 Criminal, it is. 63 00:04:35,230 --> 00:04:38,530 I´d bring back national punishment, I would. 64 00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:41,100 Someone´s been attacking the gardens, apparently. 65 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:43,470 -Joyriders from Birmingham. -[ Laughs ] 66 00:04:43,470 --> 00:04:45,100 Since when have joyriders been interested 67 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:46,570 in gardens in Carsely? 68 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:47,830 MARY: Why don´t you tell us, Agatha? 69 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:50,100 Seeing as you´re our very own Miss Marple. 70 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:52,100 Are you saying I´m old? 71 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:54,100 Would I? 72 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:55,930 SARAH: Maybe you can help us, Agatha. 73 00:04:55,930 --> 00:04:58,170 -The vicarage was dug up. -And my dahlias. 74 00:04:58,170 --> 00:04:59,930 SARAH: Yeah, Mrs. Josephs´ dahlias were ruined. 75 00:04:59,930 --> 00:05:02,930 -JOSEPHS: Ruined! -James´ roses decapitated. 76 00:05:02,930 --> 00:05:05,370 SARAH: Oh, and Mary´s greenhouse smashed. 77 00:05:05,370 --> 00:05:07,570 Seedlings scattered everywhere. 78 00:05:07,570 --> 00:05:09,270 JEZ: Not to mention the village green. 79 00:05:09,270 --> 00:05:12,130 And Bernie´s garden was trashed. And his poor goldfish. 80 00:05:12,130 --> 00:05:13,130 Poisoned, they were. 81 00:05:13,130 --> 00:05:14,630 Mm, yeah, such a shame. 82 00:05:14,630 --> 00:05:17,930 I won my very first one at Carsely Fair five years ago. 83 00:05:17,930 --> 00:05:22,100 What about your garden, Agatha? Was it vandalized? 84 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:22,970 No. 85 00:05:22,970 --> 00:05:24,170 MARY: Oh, well, that´s strange, 86 00:05:24,170 --> 00:05:26,130 considering you´re in competition too. 87 00:05:26,130 --> 00:05:27,500 Well, supposedly. 88 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:31,130 Why don´t you all just cancel the whole garden thing? 89 00:05:34,570 --> 00:05:35,670 All right, maybe not. 90 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:38,770 We cannot be beaten by acts of vandalism. 91 00:05:38,770 --> 00:05:40,670 And as chair of the events committee, 92 00:05:40,670 --> 00:05:42,770 the show must go on! 93 00:05:42,770 --> 00:05:45,700 Starting of course with tomorrow night´s open-day launch concert 94 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:46,830 at the White Horse. 95 00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:48,670 I´m doing cheap cider all night. 96 00:05:48,670 --> 00:05:49,430 I´ll be there. 97 00:05:49,430 --> 00:05:52,670 Oh, we all will, to see the star attraction, 98 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:54,770 the voice of Carsely herself, 99 00:05:54,770 --> 00:05:58,730 our very own supertalented Miss Berenice Chilton! 100 00:05:58,730 --> 00:06:00,330 It´s just a couple of songs, Bernie. 101 00:06:00,330 --> 00:06:01,300 No, no, no, darling. 102 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:02,530 It´s more than that. Much more. 103 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,300 [ Indistinct conversations ] 104 00:06:13,530 --> 00:06:15,300 [ Indistinct conversations ] 105 00:06:20,370 --> 00:06:22,270 MRS. BOGGLE: It´s them wasters from Birmingham. 106 00:06:22,270 --> 00:06:23,770 -Birmingham. -You know? 107 00:06:23,770 --> 00:06:25,230 What you gonna do about it? 108 00:06:25,230 --> 00:06:26,970 Yeah, what you gonna do about it? 109 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,900 I´ve contacted my colleagues in the Midlands area. 110 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:32,430 But without a number plate... 111 00:06:32,430 --> 00:06:33,870 MR. BOGGLE: Ahh. 112 00:06:33,870 --> 00:06:35,870 GY54... 113 00:06:35,870 --> 00:06:37,500 WU... 114 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:38,500 -F. -E. 115 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:40,100 -E. -E. 116 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,430 E. 117 00:06:42,370 --> 00:06:43,700 -E. -E. 118 00:06:45,130 --> 00:06:46,670 [ Rumbling ] 119 00:06:46,670 --> 00:06:47,900 AGATHA: Aah! 120 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:50,130 Oh! 121 00:06:50,130 --> 00:06:51,100 Get... 122 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:52,530 [ Grunting ] 123 00:06:52,530 --> 00:06:54,130 Uh! Get in! 124 00:06:54,130 --> 00:06:55,830 Get in! 125 00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:57,300 [ Grunting ] 126 00:07:01,330 --> 00:07:03,570 Mary had a bit of a dig. 127 00:07:09,870 --> 00:07:12,170 [ Door opens ] 128 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:13,170 [ Door slams ] 129 00:07:19,330 --> 00:07:20,770 Mary? 130 00:07:20,770 --> 00:07:21,870 Mary. 131 00:07:21,870 --> 00:07:24,330 Quite contrary. How does your garden grow? 132 00:07:24,330 --> 00:07:25,730 Very poetic. 133 00:07:25,730 --> 00:07:27,470 Not got your own key? 134 00:07:27,470 --> 00:07:29,500 Maybe she´s around the back. 135 00:07:31,330 --> 00:07:34,870 Is that what you two do, then? Read books to each other? 136 00:07:34,870 --> 00:07:36,500 "The Joy of Juniper"? 137 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:37,870 Actually I´m returning them. 138 00:07:37,870 --> 00:07:39,930 [ Knocking on window ] 139 00:07:39,930 --> 00:07:41,370 Mary? 140 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:43,700 AGATHA: [ Groans ] 141 00:07:47,730 --> 00:07:48,730 Mary. 142 00:07:55,900 --> 00:07:57,370 [ Police radio chatter ] 143 00:07:57,370 --> 00:07:59,370 [ Indistinct talking ] 144 00:08:03,730 --> 00:08:05,330 AGATHA: You okay? 145 00:08:05,330 --> 00:08:09,100 [ Sighs ] why would anyone do that? 146 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:11,500 I mean, why kill someone like that? 147 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:14,730 Maybe to humiliate them? 148 00:08:14,730 --> 00:08:16,570 How did she die? 149 00:08:16,570 --> 00:08:18,700 Looks like she was strangled, 150 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:20,100 possibly with garden wire, 151 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:23,700 before she was, you know, planted. 152 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:26,700 We´re gonna need some formal statements, 153 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:28,970 and no funny business, please. 154 00:08:28,970 --> 00:08:31,970 And no investigating. Clear? 155 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:35,230 We´re aware it must be 156 00:08:35,230 --> 00:08:37,870 particularly difficult for you at this time. 157 00:08:38,830 --> 00:08:43,770 Actually, Mary and I weren´t seeing each other anymore. 158 00:08:43,770 --> 00:08:46,830 She dumped me. Last night. 159 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:49,270 That´s why I was returning her books. 160 00:08:49,270 --> 00:08:52,170 What happened? 161 00:08:52,170 --> 00:08:56,100 She was worried about not winning at the open day. 162 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,670 I said that it wasn´t really meant to be 163 00:08:58,670 --> 00:08:59,970 a competition, and... 164 00:09:01,870 --> 00:09:03,730 I´ve never seen anything like it. 165 00:09:03,730 --> 00:09:05,100 She went ballistic. 166 00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:07,370 Threw me out of the house there and then. 167 00:09:07,370 --> 00:09:09,130 I have to ask -- 168 00:09:09,130 --> 00:09:11,100 Can you account for your movements this morning? 169 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:12,530 AGATHA: Oh, come on, Bill. 170 00:09:12,530 --> 00:09:14,570 I came ´round the corner and found him knocking at the door, 171 00:09:14,570 --> 00:09:15,900 shouting her name up at the window. 172 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:19,270 He´s not gonna do that if he´s planted her out the back, is he? 173 00:09:19,270 --> 00:09:21,630 Well, not unless he´s really strange. 174 00:09:21,630 --> 00:09:24,100 You´re not really strange, are you? 175 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:26,500 What time did you leave here last night? 176 00:09:28,270 --> 00:09:31,530 Um, midnightish. 177 00:09:32,970 --> 00:09:36,930 Actually, there was someone across the road. 178 00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:39,330 I didn´t think much of it at the time. 179 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:41,470 Who? What did they look like? 180 00:09:41,470 --> 00:09:43,670 Um, male. 181 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:46,830 I couldn´t really see his face. Hands in his pockets. 182 00:09:49,330 --> 00:09:51,330 He turned away as soon as I looked. 183 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,670 He was wearing red shoes. 184 00:10:19,130 --> 00:10:21,230 I think I know what´s going on. 185 00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:24,130 I doubt that very much. It could be anything. 186 00:10:24,130 --> 00:10:26,230 It could be something to do with Mary´s past. 187 00:10:26,230 --> 00:10:28,670 But for once just let the police do their job. 188 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,830 Well, I would if I thought they were capable of doing anything. 189 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:32,100 But actually there is something 190 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:33,300 about the attack on Mary´s garden. 191 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,430 It´s not like all the others. And the police have missed it. 192 00:10:35,430 --> 00:10:36,130 What do you mean? 193 00:10:36,130 --> 00:10:38,130 Well, it didn´t exactly affect her chances of winning 194 00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:39,630 the open-day competition, did it? 195 00:10:39,630 --> 00:10:41,730 What are you on about? Her greenhouse was attacked. 196 00:10:41,730 --> 00:10:43,370 Greenhouse panes can be fixed overnight, 197 00:10:43,370 --> 00:10:44,870 and her seedlings were never gonna be part 198 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:45,830 of the exhibit anyway. 199 00:10:45,830 --> 00:10:48,530 I mean, the rest of her garden still looks stunning. 200 00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:50,630 I really can´t do this. 201 00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:51,930 Oh, James, all I´m saying is 202 00:10:51,930 --> 00:10:54,330 that we need talk to everyone whose garden was assaulted. 203 00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:58,170 And that obviously includes you. You most of all. 204 00:10:58,170 --> 00:10:59,930 Why me most of all? 205 00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:02,230 Well, because you were the one who was, you know... 206 00:11:02,230 --> 00:11:04,530 Because you were the one who was intimate with her, 207 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,630 and therefore you would know Mary better than anyone else. 208 00:11:06,630 --> 00:11:08,370 And if we can figure out who Mary was, 209 00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:09,570 we can figure out why she was killed. 210 00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:10,700 And if we know why she was killed, 211 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:11,730 we can find out who killed her! 212 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:13,700 -No! Stop! -[ Sighs ] 213 00:11:16,430 --> 00:11:17,930 [ Door opens ] 214 00:11:17,930 --> 00:11:20,900 Ohh. Nice to see you two getting on. 215 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:22,230 Here you go. 216 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:24,170 For your blood-sugar levels. 217 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:25,470 Before you kill someone. 218 00:11:34,770 --> 00:11:36,730 If you´d left that hole, you could have won 219 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:39,130 for the "holiest" garden in the competition. 220 00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:40,230 Did you want something Agatha? 221 00:11:40,230 --> 00:11:42,430 Well, just to talk about Mary. 222 00:11:42,430 --> 00:11:44,300 But, I mean, if -- if now´s not a good time, I -- 223 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,430 What do you want to know? 224 00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:49,870 Oh, you know, just... 225 00:11:49,870 --> 00:11:51,630 What did you know about her? 226 00:11:51,630 --> 00:11:53,430 W-Were you close to her? 227 00:11:53,430 --> 00:11:54,430 Not very. 228 00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:58,700 Well, you know, the truth is we weren´t close at all. 229 00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:00,570 She was a horror to me with her remarks. 230 00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:02,870 Said it was a pity I´d let myself go. 231 00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:04,830 But she wouldn´t say that in front of people. 232 00:12:04,830 --> 00:12:08,130 Oh, no, she was sweetness and light then. 233 00:12:08,130 --> 00:12:10,330 Just constantly criticizing me. 234 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,100 "Oh, have you not been to the States, Sarah? 235 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:14,630 You´re such a country girl, Sarah." 236 00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:16,100 Oh, good riddance! 237 00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:20,630 Sorry. 238 00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:24,100 Sorry. You must think I´m a despicable human being. 239 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:28,100 No, no, no. Not at all. 240 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:31,100 That stamping´s a bit weird, though. 241 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,370 [ Whirring ] 242 00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:35,670 I couldn´t stand the woman! 243 00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:38,630 Really?! What was it about her that annoyed you?! 244 00:12:38,630 --> 00:12:40,330 [ Whirring stops ] 245 00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:43,170 The stupid cow told me I was too old. 246 00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:45,300 Too old to run the ladies society. 247 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:46,770 Too old to do yoga. 248 00:12:46,770 --> 00:12:52,100 Too old -- get this -- too old to look after myself! 249 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,930 [ Whirring ] 250 00:12:56,930 --> 00:12:58,900 My hat! 251 00:13:01,270 --> 00:13:04,330 Ah. Launch concert tomorrow. 252 00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:07,100 -Not interested. -Another time. 253 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:10,500 Mary clearly knew how to press people´s buttons 254 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,170 and touch a nerve. 255 00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:13,870 Bit cold, if you ask me. 256 00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:15,470 And it was like she was always acting. 257 00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:17,730 You know, no warmth, no emotion. 258 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,930 There we go. Enjoy. [ Laughs ] 259 00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:22,500 -Thanks. -Right. Where now? 260 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,630 Oh, hey, Bernie. 261 00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:25,670 I´m sorry about what happened to your fish. 262 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:27,830 Oh, thank you. Me too. 263 00:13:27,830 --> 00:13:29,830 B-But at the end of the day, they´re only fish. 264 00:13:30,630 --> 00:13:32,970 Can I ask you something, Bernie? 265 00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:35,270 Was Mary ever nasty to you? 266 00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:38,970 I mean, did she ever say anything untoward about you? 267 00:13:38,970 --> 00:13:40,330 Or your fish? 268 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:42,370 Can´t say she was. 269 00:13:42,370 --> 00:13:44,770 She was always sweetness and light to me. 270 00:13:44,770 --> 00:13:46,530 We used to talk music. 271 00:13:46,530 --> 00:13:48,270 -Music? -Yeah. 272 00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:51,300 Well, must press on. Leaflets to distribute. 273 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:53,900 [ Chuckles ] For the open-day launch concert. 274 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,230 I think it´s great what you´re doing for Berenice. 275 00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:58,730 It´s never too late to follow your dream. 276 00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:00,830 Here. You must come. 277 00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:02,930 It´s your kind of thing. 278 00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:07,930 Well, she obviously wasn´t nasty to Bernie, then, was she? 279 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,700 You know Mary tried to get the gig canceled? 280 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:11,430 No, I did not. Why? 281 00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:12,470 Noise pollution. 282 00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:14,570 Well, she lived opposite, didn´t she? 283 00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:17,300 Well, that explains why she tried to rip the leaflet down. 284 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,270 Seems a bit O.T.T., though, doesn´t it? 285 00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:23,100 Oh, hey, Columbo. What have you got for us, then? 286 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,970 Death confirmed as strangulation, 287 00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:27,530 but not with garden wire. 288 00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:29,170 Something metal but thinner. 289 00:14:29,170 --> 00:14:30,430 Mm. 290 00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:31,970 But I better go. 291 00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:33,870 I have to meet Mary´s next of kin. 292 00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:35,730 Her daughter, Beth. 293 00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:38,530 Since when did Mary have a daughter? 294 00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:42,130 Oh. Student at Oxford. 295 00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:44,100 Something of a socialite, by all accounts. 296 00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:51,500 Right. 297 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,370 [ Cellphone rings ] 298 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,630 Aggie. How you doing? 299 00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:07,100 Roy, shut up and listen. 300 00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,730 Grumpiness kicked in, then. 301 00:15:08,730 --> 00:15:12,330 Next you´ll be barking an order at me to do something for you. 302 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:14,670 I´m actually phoning with some insider knowledge 303 00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:16,530 and a potential client you may be interested in. 304 00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:17,900 But if you´re going to be like that... 305 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,530 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I was just teasing. 306 00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:24,730 Check out Oxford "it" girl Beth Fortune. 307 00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:41,170 Red shoes. 308 00:15:41,170 --> 00:15:43,230 -It´s him! -What? 309 00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:44,300 Watch out, Bill! 310 00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:46,130 He´s got a gun! 311 00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:48,300 Quick! Get it off him! 312 00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:53,870 MAN: Get off me! Get -- What are you doing? 313 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,530 -Ahh! -Come on! 314 00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:59,530 Jonah, what are you doing here? 315 00:15:59,530 --> 00:16:00,430 You know him? 316 00:16:00,430 --> 00:16:02,570 Yeah, of course I know him. He was my fiancé. 317 00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:09,670 Who the hell are you? 318 00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:12,130 Neighborhood watch. 319 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:16,470 No, I didn´t have anything to do with Mrs. Fortune´s death. 320 00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:18,100 And, no, I didn´t see anything. 321 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,130 And, no, I´ve got nothing more to add. 322 00:16:21,570 --> 00:16:25,570 And if you don´t mind, I´d really like some time to grieve. 323 00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:26,530 Alone. 324 00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:27,900 Okay. 325 00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,670 That´s all for now, but I may need -- 326 00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:31,500 Everything you need is on here. 327 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,830 Mobile, social media, blog. 328 00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:35,670 And? 329 00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:38,170 Camper van out by the water tower. 330 00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:41,170 Thank you. 331 00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:47,700 [ Door opens ] 332 00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:48,930 [ Door closes ] 333 00:16:48,930 --> 00:16:51,730 Who badly wanted to win the garden competition, 334 00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:55,970 and whose garden technically wasn´t sabotaged? 335 00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:56,970 Mary. 336 00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:58,930 So you think she sabotaged the gardens 337 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,330 so she could win the competition? 338 00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:01,300 Correct. 339 00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:06,970 And then one of her green-fingered rivals 340 00:17:06,970 --> 00:17:10,330 bish, bash, bosh -- 341 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,470 murdered her in revenge. 342 00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:14,730 Yeah, but trees and plants is one thing, isn´t it? 343 00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:16,770 But why would she kill Bernie´s fish? 344 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:20,130 Well, maybe because his pond was his garden´s crowning glory. 345 00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:22,330 Or because she was crackers. 346 00:17:22,330 --> 00:17:24,330 -´Cause she was crackers? -Well, I don´t know. 347 00:17:24,330 --> 00:17:26,100 I need to talk to James 348 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:30,300 because he was the one who was closest to her. 349 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,470 I need to find out what was going on inside his head. 350 00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:35,770 Her head. Anyone´s -- Anyone´s head. 351 00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:37,770 And what about the daughter and the boyf? 352 00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:39,570 Do we rule them out? 353 00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:41,170 Au contraire. 354 00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:44,100 We rule no one out, me and you notwithstanding. 355 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:49,970 Then there´s the joyriders. How do they fit in? 356 00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:51,930 No idea. 357 00:17:51,930 --> 00:17:53,770 But do you know what´s really annoying? 358 00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:55,570 I´ve run out of melons. 359 00:17:57,970 --> 00:17:59,970 [ Computer chimes ] 360 00:18:00,970 --> 00:18:02,100 At last! 361 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:04,170 Tell me about Beth Fortune. 362 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,430 Usual, really. 363 00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:07,830 Beautiful spoiled brat, boarding school. 364 00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:10,100 American father. Lives off Daddy´s allowance. 365 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,900 Hangs out at all the fashionable clubs 366 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,970 and goes to the exclusive parties. 367 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,730 Is that it? No dirt? 368 00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:19,530 No. Now, about this P.R. job. 369 00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:21,770 She´s gonna need some very good P.R. 370 00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:24,470 Think column inches. Think double-page spread. 371 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:25,430 Think viral. 372 00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:28,370 Think Beth Fortune, possible murderer. 373 00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:29,870 What? 374 00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:32,900 -[ Electronic music thumping ] -[ Tires screeching ] 375 00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:37,830 [ Thudding ] 376 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:40,370 [ Engine revving, tires screeching ] 377 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:45,970 MAN: ...melt away, to be replaced by peace, harmony. 378 00:18:46,930 --> 00:18:49,430 James, I need to talk to you about Mary. 379 00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:50,670 Can´t it wait? 380 00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:52,930 It´s gonna have to, I´m afraid. 381 00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:53,700 Excuse me? 382 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,570 I have to talk to James about my mother. 383 00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:57,130 In private. 384 00:18:57,130 --> 00:18:59,900 Without some rugby player hanging around. 385 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:02,430 What gives you the right to talk to him before me? 386 00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:05,330 I think I deserve an explanation. 387 00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:07,230 After all, he was gonna marry my mother. 388 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,430 You´d better come in. 389 00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:23,330 Hello. 390 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,130 Everything all right? 391 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:29,100 Does this face look like everything is all right? 392 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:34,130 Interesting look you´re going for. 393 00:19:34,130 --> 00:19:35,670 What exactly... 394 00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:37,270 -Zen. -Zen. 395 00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:40,900 I could give you... 396 00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:43,700 Bill, I´m fine. What do you want? 397 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:47,300 Nothing. Just catching up. 398 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,570 The joyriders were out in force again last night. 399 00:19:49,570 --> 00:19:50,630 Uh-huh. 400 00:19:50,630 --> 00:19:52,430 One of the bins got hit. 401 00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:55,100 Found a bit of yellow paint, so at least we´ve got a lead. 402 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,500 I thought you already had a lead, 403 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,530 some address in Birmingham. 404 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,100 Drew a blank. 405 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:03,300 Turns out the car was registered to someone with an alibi, 406 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:07,100 and there was footage of their red car 407 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,270 in the drive all night, so... 408 00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:11,430 The Boggles must have remembered it wrong. 409 00:20:11,430 --> 00:20:12,270 The Boggles. 410 00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:14,100 They gave me the registration number. 411 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:16,470 So as well as getting registration numbers, 412 00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:17,500 did they see anything else, 413 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:21,500 like maybe what happened to Mad Marrying Mary Fortune? 414 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:24,900 No, but I did do some digging on her marriage, actually. 415 00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:28,170 Barry Fortune. American real estate. 416 00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,730 You know Mary started out as a singer? 417 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,970 A singer? 418 00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:34,630 Sacrificed her career so she could get married. 419 00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:38,100 And when her husband filed for divorce, 420 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,670 she tried to commit suicide. 421 00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:46,230 Whatever you´re plotting, forget it. 422 00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:49,100 Not plotting. Just thinking. 423 00:20:50,670 --> 00:20:52,700 You did search Mary´s house, didn´t you? 424 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:55,270 Yes, Agatha, we searched the house. 425 00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:57,670 We found nothing significant. 426 00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:02,630 That´s because you´re men. Men can´t see for looking. 427 00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:16,700 Hard at it already? 428 00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,930 Well, I haven´t got much time. 429 00:21:18,930 --> 00:21:22,100 I´m turning my dahlia bed into hardy perennials 430 00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:25,330 and hoping the judges won´t mark me down. 431 00:21:25,330 --> 00:21:27,670 What are you doing? 432 00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:30,130 Begonias. 433 00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:32,270 Begonias? 434 00:21:32,270 --> 00:21:35,900 Mm, very shrewd. 435 00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:37,970 [ Footsteps ] 436 00:21:39,730 --> 00:21:41,300 -Morning, Agatha. -Morning, Agatha. 437 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,670 AGATHA: Morning. 438 00:21:46,770 --> 00:21:47,770 You all right, Agatha? 439 00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:49,830 Bad back. 440 00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:51,630 BERENICE: I´m just not sure I can do it, Bernie. 441 00:21:51,630 --> 00:21:54,570 I gave up on music years ago. 442 00:21:54,570 --> 00:21:55,870 What if I can´t cut it? 443 00:21:55,870 --> 00:21:58,770 No, you´ll be fine. Tonight´s only the beginning. 444 00:21:58,770 --> 00:22:01,170 You´re gonna knock ´em dead. [ Chuckles ] 445 00:22:04,330 --> 00:22:05,370 Oh! 446 00:22:06,330 --> 00:22:08,730 -[ Brays ] -Stop it! 447 00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:21,930 [ Groans ] 448 00:22:48,830 --> 00:22:49,870 -[ Thud ] -[ Groans ] 449 00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:53,770 [ Panting ] 450 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:14,100 Bingo! 451 00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:25,870 [ Groans ] 452 00:24:22,470 --> 00:24:23,730 [ Sighs ] 453 00:24:38,970 --> 00:24:40,700 Hello? 454 00:24:48,830 --> 00:24:50,330 Hello? 455 00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:56,830 Hello? 456 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:10,630 -Aah! -Aah! 457 00:25:10,630 --> 00:25:12,900 I come in peace. 458 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:16,100 I just want to talk about Beth. 459 00:25:18,330 --> 00:25:21,530 We had something special, you know? 460 00:25:21,530 --> 00:25:23,530 And then she finished it. 461 00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:27,230 What did Beth´s mother make of you? 462 00:25:27,230 --> 00:25:28,570 How did you get on with her? 463 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:31,130 Never met her. 464 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:33,470 Beth and her didn´t really see each other. 465 00:25:33,470 --> 00:25:34,870 Well, that´s a bit odd, 466 00:25:34,870 --> 00:25:37,470 considering you live quite nearby, isn´t it? 467 00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:40,500 And Beth´s got her speedy soft-top set of wheels. 468 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:42,270 Get that from her daddy´s allowance, did she? 469 00:25:42,270 --> 00:25:43,670 Mm-hmm. Yeah, until he pulled it. 470 00:25:43,670 --> 00:25:45,970 Oh? When and why did he do that? 471 00:25:45,970 --> 00:25:47,630 A few weeks back. 472 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:48,630 Just after Beth told him 473 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:50,470 she wanted to be a blogger and not a lawyer. 474 00:25:50,470 --> 00:25:52,100 Ah. 475 00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:54,230 So, what did she intend to do for money? 476 00:25:54,230 --> 00:25:56,100 I mean, no offense, but you don´t really strike me 477 00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:57,500 as a daddy´s boy with a trust fund. 478 00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:00,500 -[ Chuckles ] -No way. 479 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,770 I´m knee deep in a student loan. 480 00:26:03,970 --> 00:26:05,700 But there was an inheritance thing 481 00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:07,930 her mother was gonna give her when she hit 21. 482 00:26:07,930 --> 00:26:09,270 Was there, now? 483 00:26:09,270 --> 00:26:10,830 With conditions attached. 484 00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:12,870 What sort of conditions? 485 00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:17,100 Approval of lifestyle choices, perhaps? 486 00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:18,570 Like boyfriends? 487 00:26:18,570 --> 00:26:20,530 Not sure, to be honest. 488 00:26:20,530 --> 00:26:23,370 And when does Beth turn 21? 489 00:26:23,370 --> 00:26:24,930 Next week. 490 00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:37,670 [ Sighs ] 491 00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:50,770 Can we talk? 492 00:26:50,770 --> 00:26:52,330 So, uh... 493 00:26:54,270 --> 00:26:56,100 You were gonna get married, were you? 494 00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:58,370 It´s news to me. 495 00:26:58,370 --> 00:27:02,100 Like I just told Beth, marriage was never mentioned. 496 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:04,930 I can´t see why Mary would have said that. 497 00:27:06,130 --> 00:27:08,530 To be honest, we barely scratched the surface, really. 498 00:27:08,530 --> 00:27:10,430 Oh, that what they call it these days, is it? 499 00:27:10,430 --> 00:27:11,370 I´m serious. 500 00:27:11,370 --> 00:27:15,100 We connected over history and gardening. 501 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:16,730 -So -- -Don´t. 502 00:27:16,730 --> 00:27:19,330 She came across very strongly at the beginning 503 00:27:19,330 --> 00:27:22,330 and gave the impression that she only wanted to have a good time. 504 00:27:22,330 --> 00:27:23,530 Thank you. 505 00:27:23,530 --> 00:27:26,630 But then she´d suddenly be very proprietorial. 506 00:27:26,630 --> 00:27:28,330 Don´t you just hate that? 507 00:27:28,330 --> 00:27:31,900 All charm and warmth one minute, catty the next. 508 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,530 Oh. Really? 509 00:27:33,530 --> 00:27:36,300 Thought that was just a girl thing. 510 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:37,430 When she dumped me... 511 00:27:38,670 --> 00:27:40,770 ...she was brutal. 512 00:27:40,770 --> 00:27:42,370 I´ve never heard insults like it. 513 00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:44,170 -Really personal. -Like what? 514 00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:47,870 Oh, you´re not talking about sex, are you? 515 00:27:47,870 --> 00:27:49,670 No. That bit was fine. 516 00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:52,170 She said I was unpredictable, 517 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,100 demanding, and really manipulative. 518 00:27:54,100 --> 00:27:55,630 Are we talking about sex now? 519 00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:58,500 -Does it matter, Agatha? -No. No. 520 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:01,100 I mean, she was hardly... 521 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:03,500 I don´t want to speak ill of the dead. 522 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:09,130 Well, I am prepared to make an exception just this once. 523 00:28:10,530 --> 00:28:13,100 She was cold. Detached. 524 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:14,670 -There was no... -Warmth? 525 00:28:14,670 --> 00:28:17,130 -No warmth or emotion there? -Exactly. 526 00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:18,930 Did you know that she tried to commit suicide 527 00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:20,100 when her marriage ended? 528 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:21,870 What? 529 00:28:21,870 --> 00:28:24,970 Oh, God, how awful. I had no idea. 530 00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:27,130 And that she was on antidepressants. 531 00:28:27,130 --> 00:28:30,330 Mary never mentioned anything. 532 00:28:30,330 --> 00:28:31,970 It´s like Beth. 533 00:28:31,970 --> 00:28:34,270 She barely mentioned her at all, 534 00:28:34,270 --> 00:28:36,500 and yet she said that she moved here to be near her. 535 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,900 Her boyfriend said they weren´t close, 536 00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:41,130 and yet clearly there was some money thing going on. 537 00:28:41,130 --> 00:28:42,870 How did Beth seem to you? 538 00:28:42,870 --> 00:28:45,570 Insecure. Covers it with front. 539 00:28:45,570 --> 00:28:47,100 Gets that from her mother, maybe. 540 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:50,270 Mary clearly had her issues. 541 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:53,770 So perfect on the surface, and yet underneath 542 00:28:53,770 --> 00:28:56,100 she was just as messed up as the rest of us. 543 00:28:59,130 --> 00:29:01,500 I feel ashamed I didn´t know her better. 544 00:29:03,470 --> 00:29:04,570 I should have. 545 00:29:04,570 --> 00:29:07,170 Well, her death wasn´t your fault. 546 00:29:17,230 --> 00:29:20,570 ♫ So many lessons that I have learned ♫ 547 00:29:20,570 --> 00:29:25,100 ♫ They leave an impression in time to return ♫ 548 00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:29,330 ♫ I walked the wilderness and found ♫ 549 00:29:29,330 --> 00:29:34,270 ♫ My way back home ♫ 550 00:29:35,970 --> 00:29:37,300 Brava! 551 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:39,500 Brava, brava, brava, brava! 552 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:40,630 Thank you. 553 00:29:40,630 --> 00:29:43,430 I´m gonna take a short break, and I´ll be back in a while. 554 00:29:43,430 --> 00:29:45,170 [ Whistling ] 555 00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:48,570 Bernie´s gonna give himself a heart attack 556 00:29:48,570 --> 00:29:49,570 if he´s not careful. 557 00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:53,270 How could that Mary say that that was noise pollution? 558 00:29:53,270 --> 00:29:54,830 But it was all right for her to blast out classical music 559 00:29:54,830 --> 00:29:55,700 at all times of the day. 560 00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:57,900 I know. It´s ridiculous, isn´t it? 561 00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:00,530 And she said Berenice had a voice like a strangled parakeet. 562 00:30:00,530 --> 00:30:03,500 -I mean... -That sounds like Mary. 563 00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:08,100 You know, Mary used to be a singer herself, apparently. 564 00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:10,430 Why did she do her nut, then, about the gig here 565 00:30:10,430 --> 00:30:13,370 and apply to the council for the noise abatement thing? 566 00:30:13,370 --> 00:30:15,130 Woman was a total loon. 567 00:30:16,370 --> 00:30:18,830 God rest her soul, obviously. 568 00:30:20,170 --> 00:30:21,130 Same again? 569 00:30:21,130 --> 00:30:22,300 -Yeah, I´ll have one. -Please. 570 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:28,530 Prefer acid techno myself. 571 00:30:28,530 --> 00:30:30,100 [ Vocalizing ] 572 00:30:31,370 --> 00:30:33,430 How did you hear about Mary complaining? 573 00:30:33,430 --> 00:30:35,130 Oh, uh, Mick told me. 574 00:30:35,130 --> 00:30:36,100 What was the other one? 575 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,930 MRS. BOGGLE: Mind elderly Boggles coming through. 576 00:30:37,930 --> 00:30:39,670 MR. BOGGLE: Mind your backs. 577 00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:44,470 Spitting mad, he was. 578 00:30:44,470 --> 00:30:46,100 Mad enough to kill her? 579 00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:47,630 Mick? Are you joking? 580 00:30:47,630 --> 00:30:50,100 Well, it´s possible, isn´t it? He´s got a motive. 581 00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:53,230 And you know what neighborhood disputes are like. 582 00:30:53,230 --> 00:30:54,500 We can´t rule him out. 583 00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:56,100 GEMMA: Yeah, we can 584 00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:57,500 ´cause the time line doesn´t match. 585 00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:58,870 Why not? 586 00:30:58,870 --> 00:31:01,130 So Mary was killed at 11:00ish, right? 587 00:31:01,130 --> 00:31:03,130 After I saw you at the food market. 588 00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:04,500 I´d already dropped Kyra off 589 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,630 at her friend Bella´s house by then. 590 00:31:06,630 --> 00:31:10,430 So by 11:00ish... 591 00:31:10,430 --> 00:31:12,170 I was upstairs shagging him. 592 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:13,770 What? 593 00:31:13,770 --> 00:31:15,900 I thought you held a candle for Bill. 594 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:17,730 Yeah, well, there´s only so much candle holding 595 00:31:17,730 --> 00:31:19,500 a woman can do, isn´t there? 596 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:21,770 Am I the only person in this village not getting any? 597 00:31:21,770 --> 00:31:23,500 GEMMA: Yeah, well, just because you´re not getting any 598 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:26,330 doesn´t mean the rest of us have to act like nuns, does it? 599 00:31:26,330 --> 00:31:28,170 Anyway, he´s fit. 600 00:31:28,170 --> 00:31:30,100 If you like that sort of thing. 601 00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:32,500 Oh, um, but don´t mention it to Bill. 602 00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:35,470 I wouldn´t want him to think that I put it about. 603 00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:46,100 [ Indistinct conversations ] 604 00:31:51,330 --> 00:31:52,500 Look. 605 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,270 Gemma, look. What are they doing? 606 00:31:55,470 --> 00:31:57,570 You are rusty, aren´t you? 607 00:31:57,570 --> 00:31:59,870 But she dumped him. 608 00:31:59,870 --> 00:32:00,930 Could have fooled me. 609 00:32:00,930 --> 00:32:02,900 AGATHA: Well, that´s exactly what she´s done. 610 00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:04,370 She´s fooled everyone. 611 00:32:07,730 --> 00:32:09,130 I´m sorry, what is your problem? 612 00:32:10,230 --> 00:32:13,100 It´s called a kiss. It´s a young person´s thing. 613 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:17,330 Oh, you think you´re so smart, don´t you? 614 00:32:17,330 --> 00:32:21,870 Well, you see, Beth here, she´s played everyone. 615 00:32:23,130 --> 00:32:26,900 Your mother´s murder was all about money, wasn´t it? 616 00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:28,170 Daddy pulled your allowance. 617 00:32:28,170 --> 00:32:30,370 But that wasn´t a problem because you were about to get 618 00:32:30,370 --> 00:32:32,370 a whole load more from your mother, weren´t you? 619 00:32:32,370 --> 00:32:34,830 But there were certain conditions. 620 00:32:34,830 --> 00:32:39,270 Maybe that any suitors needed Mother´s approval? 621 00:32:39,270 --> 00:32:40,900 That why she had this one followed? 622 00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:42,570 What are you talking about? 623 00:32:42,570 --> 00:32:44,700 I didn´t care what she thought. 624 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,700 AGATHA: Really? 625 00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:49,770 I think you murdered your mother 626 00:32:49,770 --> 00:32:52,900 and did it in such a way that it pointed the finger of suspicion 627 00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:55,630 at all her green-fingered friends. 628 00:32:55,630 --> 00:32:57,100 So that you could get your hands 629 00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:59,700 on not just your 21st-birthday money 630 00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:02,300 but every penny that your mother owned. 631 00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:05,630 And now free and liberated from all her tyranny, 632 00:33:05,630 --> 00:33:11,500 you hurl yourself back into his big, bulging biceps. 633 00:33:14,630 --> 00:33:16,370 [ Crunches ] 634 00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:28,500 No takers, then? 635 00:33:31,830 --> 00:33:33,930 Beth came to see me this morning. 636 00:33:33,930 --> 00:33:35,630 She´d just been to see her mother´s lawyers 637 00:33:35,630 --> 00:33:38,230 and very kindly asked for her entire inheritance 638 00:33:38,230 --> 00:33:39,900 to be donated to the village appeal. 639 00:33:41,330 --> 00:33:42,300 All of it? 640 00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:46,870 Not really a huge fan of materialism, to be honest. 641 00:33:46,870 --> 00:33:49,700 Plus, sadly, me and my mum were never that close, 642 00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:52,670 so it would just seem wrong taking her money now. 643 00:33:54,230 --> 00:33:56,730 So how come she took you back? 644 00:33:56,730 --> 00:33:58,700 I promised to stop shagging about. 645 00:33:58,700 --> 00:33:59,770 Yeah. 646 00:34:13,330 --> 00:34:15,930 I mean, how was I supposed to know that Beth was a saint? 647 00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:17,900 I mean, what is wrong with young people these days? 648 00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:20,530 Don´t they want to milk their parents for money? 649 00:34:20,530 --> 00:34:24,570 GEMMA: Think we should go in? Second half now. 650 00:34:24,570 --> 00:34:25,700 Hang on a sec. 651 00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:28,170 What did Bill say about how Mary was killed? 652 00:34:28,170 --> 00:34:32,870 Uh, that it wasn´t garden wire. It was metal, but thinner. 653 00:34:32,870 --> 00:34:34,670 AGATHA: Like a guitar string? 654 00:34:35,630 --> 00:34:38,500 Maybe it´s not just the notes she strangles. 655 00:34:45,430 --> 00:34:46,530 BERENICE: Really? [ Laughs ] 656 00:34:46,530 --> 00:34:47,530 BERNIE: You disappeared. 657 00:34:47,530 --> 00:34:49,230 You went out the back, and you never came back. 658 00:34:49,230 --> 00:34:50,670 You could have come back for an encore. 659 00:34:50,670 --> 00:34:52,100 You could have done another six songs. 660 00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:53,300 BERENICE: No. 661 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:02,870 [ Conversing indistinctly ] 662 00:35:08,770 --> 00:35:10,970 -You get a good night´s sleep. -Thanks, Bernie. 663 00:35:10,970 --> 00:35:13,170 You were marvelous. Absolutely marvelous. 664 00:35:13,170 --> 00:35:14,700 -Night-night. -Night. 665 00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:16,500 [ Siren wailing ] 666 00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:18,930 [ Electronic music thumping ] 667 00:35:19,830 --> 00:35:22,470 Suspects heading south down Carsely Lane. 668 00:35:22,470 --> 00:35:23,830 Very fast. 669 00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:26,730 Whoa! Very fast indeed. 670 00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:34,170 [ Gasps ] Someone´s coming. 671 00:35:57,100 --> 00:35:58,430 [ Door opens ] 672 00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:02,570 BERENICE: Aah! 673 00:36:02,570 --> 00:36:05,100 No one two-times me, you loser. 674 00:36:05,100 --> 00:36:05,900 Mick? 675 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:07,930 Never mind him. Just you tell me one thing. 676 00:36:07,930 --> 00:36:09,630 How did you feel when Mary Fortune 677 00:36:09,630 --> 00:36:10,770 tried to cancel your gig? 678 00:36:10,770 --> 00:36:11,670 Did she? 679 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,500 She doesn´t know. I didn´t mention it to her. 680 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,500 Oh. Okay. 681 00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:18,570 Well, was Mary Fortune ever rude to you about your singing? 682 00:36:18,570 --> 00:36:21,300 No. Why? What is this? 683 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:22,300 Important is what it is. 684 00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:24,700 A dig, a rude remark, a nasty comment. 685 00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:27,700 "Voice like a strangled parakeet" ring any bells? 686 00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:30,670 No. Wh-- Did she say that? 687 00:36:30,670 --> 00:36:33,100 Well, she never said anything to me. 688 00:36:33,970 --> 00:36:35,500 [ Exhales sharply ] 689 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,630 Hello. How are you doing? 690 00:36:43,630 --> 00:36:46,330 -Good, thank you. -What would you like? 691 00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:47,430 Please have a look. 692 00:36:47,430 --> 00:36:50,370 [ Indistinct conversations ] 693 00:37:07,430 --> 00:37:08,900 Just the one, please. 694 00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:10,100 A pound, please. 695 00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:12,100 Thank you. 696 00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:20,500 [ Dialing cellphone ] 697 00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:26,100 You didn´t catch the joyriders, did you? 698 00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:28,300 No. They just disappeared into thin air. 699 00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:31,630 Mm. Somewhere down there, maybe? 700 00:37:31,630 --> 00:37:33,570 Yeah. How did you know? 701 00:37:33,570 --> 00:37:37,100 Car keys. I should have realized earlier, Bill. 702 00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:38,530 Why do you think we all take it in turns 703 00:37:38,530 --> 00:37:40,870 to take the Boggles out on day trips? 704 00:37:40,870 --> 00:37:43,530 -Because they don´t have a car. -Exactly. 705 00:37:43,530 --> 00:37:45,430 Well, Sarah took them to Birmingham last week, 706 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:46,700 and they said they got lost. 707 00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:47,970 Only they didn´t. 708 00:37:47,970 --> 00:37:51,100 They went shopping, and then they made their own way home. 709 00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:54,900 And last night they were in the pub with a set of car keys. 710 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:56,430 [ Engine revving ] 711 00:38:04,830 --> 00:38:06,670 [ Revving continues ] 712 00:38:06,670 --> 00:38:09,230 Give her another blast, Mrs. B. 713 00:38:09,230 --> 00:38:12,100 Ah! Mm. 714 00:38:14,130 --> 00:38:17,530 Well, I always wanted to be a fast-and-furious speed freak. 715 00:38:17,530 --> 00:38:18,930 Freak. 716 00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:21,430 Uh, never too late. 717 00:38:21,430 --> 00:38:23,130 Vroom, vroom! 718 00:38:23,130 --> 00:38:25,100 To follow your dream. 719 00:38:27,130 --> 00:38:28,470 BERNIE: They´re going like hotcakes. 720 00:38:28,470 --> 00:38:30,300 BERENICE: It´s gone so well. We´ve sold so many. 721 00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:31,500 Good stuff. 722 00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:34,230 Agatha, hello. [ Chuckles ] 723 00:38:34,230 --> 00:38:36,700 Awfully fond of Berenice, aren´t you, Bernie? 724 00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:38,570 Oh, she´s a lovely girl. 725 00:38:38,570 --> 00:38:40,770 Just needs her confidence building, that´s all. 726 00:38:40,770 --> 00:38:42,770 Last night did her a power of good. 727 00:38:42,770 --> 00:38:43,570 AGATHA: Yeah? 728 00:38:43,570 --> 00:38:45,870 Oh, with her new guitar that -- that you got for her. 729 00:38:45,870 --> 00:38:47,730 Well, it was a special occasion. 730 00:38:47,730 --> 00:38:50,230 Yeah. That Mary tried to stop happening. 731 00:38:50,230 --> 00:38:52,730 Oh, and when she compared Berenice 732 00:38:52,730 --> 00:38:54,900 to a strangled parakeet, 733 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:56,770 you couldn´t handle that, could you? 734 00:38:56,770 --> 00:38:58,870 [ Chuckles ] I don´t know what you mean. 735 00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:00,870 No, I mean, you could cope with the fish, 736 00:39:00,870 --> 00:39:03,930 but anyone being horrible about Berenice... 737 00:39:03,930 --> 00:39:06,230 I mean, just what was Mary´s problem? 738 00:39:06,230 --> 00:39:08,270 No. Was it jealousy? 739 00:39:08,270 --> 00:39:11,870 I wasn´t aware there was a problem. 740 00:39:11,870 --> 00:39:13,470 I mean, I think "strangled parakeet" 741 00:39:13,470 --> 00:39:15,370 was really putting it mildly. 742 00:39:15,370 --> 00:39:17,570 What? I don´t think so. 743 00:39:17,570 --> 00:39:19,930 Giving tone-deaf birds a bad name, eh, Bill? 744 00:39:19,930 --> 00:39:22,830 Absolutely. Enough to make your ears bleed. 745 00:39:22,830 --> 00:39:24,700 You should have heard what they were saying 746 00:39:24,700 --> 00:39:25,970 in the pub last night. 747 00:39:25,970 --> 00:39:27,430 Well, they´re wrong. 748 00:39:27,430 --> 00:39:28,700 I think that you need to stop 749 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:30,570 giving people like Berenice false hopes. 750 00:39:30,570 --> 00:39:32,100 I´m not. She´s very talented. 751 00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:33,930 Much fairer to be straight with her 752 00:39:33,930 --> 00:39:35,770 and put her out of her misery, 753 00:39:35,770 --> 00:39:38,970 like the talentless no-hoper that she is. 754 00:39:38,970 --> 00:39:40,130 In fact, do you know what? 755 00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:42,830 I´m gonna go and tell her right now. 756 00:39:42,830 --> 00:39:44,730 -No, you mustn´t. You can´t. -Watch me. 757 00:39:48,230 --> 00:39:50,770 Was that your fear with Mary? 758 00:39:50,770 --> 00:39:52,970 Is that what you thought she was gonna do? 759 00:39:52,970 --> 00:39:55,100 Come on, Bernie, admit it. 760 00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:58,500 You strangled her with a guitar string. 761 00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:00,770 Mary was poison! 762 00:40:00,770 --> 00:40:03,430 Why? Because she was a thwarted singer? 763 00:40:03,430 --> 00:40:06,730 BERNIE: She was bitter and twisted that she never made it. 764 00:40:06,730 --> 00:40:09,130 As soon as she discovered I was a music teacher, 765 00:40:09,130 --> 00:40:12,270 she never stopped talking about her singing. 766 00:40:12,270 --> 00:40:14,100 How she´d given it up to get married. 767 00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:16,870 Like she was the only one who ever had a dream. 768 00:40:16,870 --> 00:40:20,170 She´d have done anything she could to crush Berenice´s hopes. 769 00:40:20,170 --> 00:40:21,500 And you couldn´t have that. 770 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:24,100 Berenice´s confidence would never have recovered. 771 00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:27,700 And she deserves the chance to feel good about herself. 772 00:40:31,170 --> 00:40:32,700 We all do. 773 00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:35,100 AGATHA: Well, maybe Mary did too. 774 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:39,100 Instead of which, you planted her. 775 00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:40,300 -Bernard Spott... -In my day... 776 00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:42,100 -I´m arresting you... -you stood up to bullies. 777 00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:44,230 -for the murder of Mary Fortune. -That´s what Mary Fortune was. 778 00:40:44,230 --> 00:40:46,230 A bully! But no one ever said anything! 779 00:40:46,230 --> 00:40:47,700 You have the right to remain silent... 780 00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:49,430 BERNIE: It´s all right, love! 781 00:40:49,430 --> 00:40:51,430 Don´t worry. I´ll be fine. 782 00:40:51,430 --> 00:40:52,630 You go for it, dear. 783 00:40:52,630 --> 00:40:54,730 BILL: Come on, now. 784 00:40:58,270 --> 00:41:00,530 And now the moment you´ve all been waiting for, 785 00:41:00,530 --> 00:41:03,730 to find out the winner of this year´s best garden. 786 00:41:03,730 --> 00:41:06,870 The award for best garden goes to... 787 00:41:09,830 --> 00:41:12,900 Joint winners Sarah Bloxby and Mrs. Josephs. 788 00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:15,970 [ Applause ] 789 00:41:19,230 --> 00:41:20,700 Congratulations. 790 00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:33,700 Well done, darling. 791 00:41:34,770 --> 00:41:39,470 And now we have an award for best original garden. 792 00:41:39,470 --> 00:41:41,970 The recipient of this year´s award 793 00:41:41,970 --> 00:41:46,570 for most original garden is Agatha Raisin. 794 00:41:46,570 --> 00:41:47,830 -[ Gasps ] -[ Applause ] 795 00:41:47,830 --> 00:41:50,370 -ROY: Yes! -Me? 796 00:41:52,230 --> 00:41:53,170 Are you sure? 797 00:41:53,170 --> 00:41:54,700 Okay, Beth, do you want to get out now? 798 00:41:54,700 --> 00:41:56,770 AGATHA: [ Speaking indistinctly ] 799 00:41:56,770 --> 00:41:58,830 Thank you! 800 00:41:58,830 --> 00:42:01,170 Aah! [ Laughs ] 801 00:42:01,170 --> 00:42:02,470 That is nice for her. 802 00:42:02,470 --> 00:42:04,770 Love you, green fingers! 803 00:42:04,770 --> 00:42:06,330 Whoo! 804 00:42:06,330 --> 00:42:08,700 Thank you all very much for taking part. 805 00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:11,930 Photographers this way, please. 806 00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:14,270 -Okay, get as much as you want. -[ Indistinct talking ] 807 00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:27,100 The "it" girl with a conscience. 808 00:42:27,100 --> 00:42:28,700 The global blogging sensation 809 00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:30,730 who gave her inheritance to the church. 810 00:42:30,730 --> 00:42:31,900 -Gold dust! -[ Laughs ] 811 00:42:31,900 --> 00:42:35,670 A lot of fuss, though, isn´t it, all that? 812 00:42:35,670 --> 00:42:38,770 You don´t miss it, do you? All that shenanigans? 813 00:42:38,770 --> 00:42:40,930 Nah. Been there, done that. 814 00:42:40,930 --> 00:42:43,270 What I really miss is... 815 00:42:43,270 --> 00:42:45,430 -Chips? -Oh! 816 00:42:45,430 --> 00:42:46,370 Mmm. 817 00:42:48,330 --> 00:42:50,100 Oh!