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[ Suspenseful music plays ]

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[ Woman screams ]

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[ Birds chirping ]

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[ Children shouting playfully ]

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AGATHA: [ Chuckles ]

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Of course
your charity film night

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is going to be a success,
Charlie boy.

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-Good morning.
-Morning.

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I have run national events.
I´ve run global events.

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Well, you´ve just need

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to make sure
it´s all organized at your end.

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Yes, well, there is
certainly a buzz around here.

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Right.

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I would love to,
but I am off on a 5-mile hike.

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Bye.

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[ Vacuum cleaner whirring ]

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[ Door closes ]

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Hi!

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GEMMA:
Oh, all right.

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Hi, Hodge.

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[ Smooching ]
Oh, I know.

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More stuff for the film night,
is it?

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No.
I´m going r-r-rambling.

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Rambling?

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That´s what people do
in the countryside.

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They r-r-ramble.

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I just want to blend in.

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-Hey, you should come.
-[ Cellphone rings ]

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Fancy a walk?

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-Yeah, all right.
-Mm.

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[ Whistle blows ]

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-Shouldn´t you get that?
-No.

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It´ll just be Roy
with some London P.R. nonsense.

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Quite frankly,
I´m done with all that.

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And...

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ta-da!

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How do I look?

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Oh, hello.
Who are you trying to impress?

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There she is -- the subject
of this week´s walk and talk

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and your future home, Mary --
Carsely.

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Where I´ve got this feeling
I´m gonna be blissfully happy.

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Originally a Saxon settlement,
wasn´t it?

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JAMES:
You know your history.

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There have been people living
here since the 7th century.

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[ Sighs ]

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MARY:
And isn´t it true that Carsely

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is also famous for its cotton,
if we´re to believe Pevsner?

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-And lions.
-Lions?

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All right, not lions.

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But long-backed
Cotswold sheepy things

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used to live around here.

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Much prized throughout Europe,
apparently.

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If we´re to believe
the beer mats in the pub.

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Beer mats.
[ Laughs ]

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-Oh, you´re funny, Tabitha.
-Agatha.

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Are you coming
to the film night, James?

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Oh, of course we are.

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James and I wouldn´t dream
of missing your little event.

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We´re bringing a picnic,
aren´t we?

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-Indeed.
-Marvelous.

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[ Gunshots ]

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Sorry, mate,
but we ain´t budging.

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Going nowhere.
Comprende?

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You are meant to keep
to the public footpaths

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and have been given
repeated warnings

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to stay away from these crops.

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-Five...
-[ Gun cocks ]

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-Jessica.
-...four...

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For once, just leave.

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Definitely not worth dying for.
Come on, Kirsty, let´s go.

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Kirsty. You´ll stand by me,
won´t you?

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Um...

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sorry, Jess.

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That´s what´s wrong
with you people.

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You think
you own the bloody countryside.

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Actually, I do.

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Or at least
this little bit of it, anyway.

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Charlie Fraith.

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Gustav, put the gun down.

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Then, as you well know
from our copious correspondence,

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there´s an ancient right-of-way
across your field,

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and we intend to use it.

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And as you know from
my equally copious responses,

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my crops
have grown over any pathway.

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Tough.

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Couldn´t we -- I mean,
if it´s okay with you --

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go ´round the edge?

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Great.
I have no problem with that.

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-Uh...
-Deborah.

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We´ve met once or twice
in the village.

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Debs.
[ Chuckles ]

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-[ Chuckles ]
-What is wrong with you people?

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We are doing this
because of capitalists like him

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eroding our basic human rights.

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Remember?

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Thought we were doing it
´cause we liked walking.

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If we don´t make a stand,
where will it all end?

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On the other side of the field,
if you go ´round the edge.

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[ Laughs ]

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Patronizing snob.

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-Two...
-[ Gun cocks ]

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-...one.
-Gustav.

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Jess, come on.
Now, I really...

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-Come on.
-JESSICA: Call yourself a man?

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Can´t you grow a pair for once?

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I´ll be back!

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-Come on.
-Get off!

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MARY:
That was a nice warm-up.

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When do we go on the real walk?

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I can think of another way
to warm up.

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MARY: [ Laughs ]

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[ Suspenseful music plays ]

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[ Door creaking ]

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AGATHA:
Is anybody there?

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Did I, uh...

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Have we...
[ Breathes deeply ]

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This is my cottage, isn´t it?

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-Aah!
-Aggie, darling.

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-Oh.
-What happened?

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You look awful.

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Why are you here?

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I´ve been dumped.
I had to get out of London.

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-Is that my...
-You don´t mind, do you?

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No.

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I am, however, a little curious
about the, uh...

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elephant in the room.

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Well, not exactly elephant,

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although, um...

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uh...

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Naked man.

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Sitting in the middle
of my living room

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with his chakras
all over my designer rug.

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Ring any balls?
B-Bells. Bells.

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ROY: That´s Khusan.

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He´s a Naked Yoga teacher.

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[ Whispering ]
Comfort shag.

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[ Sighing ] Oh.

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Doesn´t say very much, does he?

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And yet he´s clearly not shy.

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What´s this?

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It´s a film event.

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I´ve been helping
to publicize it.

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[ Laughter,
Boccherini´s "Minuet" plays ]

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Oh, I don´t know.

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I can´t even find a man,
and yet you...

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you find yourself a drop-dead
gorgeous one hung like a Hoover

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the second you get dumped.

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How is Juicy James, anyway?

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As far as I know, he is fine.

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Who´s that hottie with him?

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AGATHA: That´ll be Mary Fortune
marking her territory.

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A divorcée.

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She bakes, gardens,
and flirts --

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and not necessarily
in that order.

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CHARLES:
Agatha.

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-You´re a genius.
-Oh. Well.

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Well done.
I owe you.

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Charles "Shagger" Fraith.
Owns this place.

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ROY:
Seems to like you.

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No, he just likes the fact that
I´ve helped make this event --

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and therefore him -- popular.

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There is a difference.

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Still.
You´re clearly making your mark.

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I´m trying.

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I´m really trying.

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CHARLES: Ladies,
welcome to Barfield House.

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Please help yourselves
to a drink.

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Thank you.

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You look absolutely stunning.

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That dress is gorgeous.

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This old thing.
Don´t be silly.

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-Oh.
-Cheers.

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Cheers!

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You didn´t tell me
this was his gaff.

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-Does it really matter?
-Obviously.

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Ah, I almost didn´t recognize
you without your ax to grind.

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Would you like to look around?

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Really?
Could I?

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We´ll have to fumigate the place
afterwards.

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-JESSICA: Hello.
-KIRSTY: Hello.

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Now, I am going back walking
again tomorrow

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whether you chickens
are coming or not.

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It´s a point of principle.

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Just let it go, will you?

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We want to be able to enjoy our
evening without you banging on.

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What about you, Kirsty?

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You´re much more of a rider
on the edge of darkness,

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aren´t you?

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What is it you do again?

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Me?
Oh, nothing, really.

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Like Jessica and Jeff,
I´m just a teacher -- physics.

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But that´s wonderful.

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Ah, it´s nothing.

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Compared to all this.
[ Breathes deeply ]

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Must be amazing to be part of
all this history and heritage.

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CHARLES: Well, I suppose it does
show what can be achieved

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-with a little bit of effort.
-[ Chuckles ]

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It can get lonely, though.

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[ Clears throat ]
Sir.

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The film.

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It´s about to start.

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[ Clock chimes ]

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JAMES: Have you ever seen
"The Ladykillers" before?

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MARY: I haven´t.

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JAMES: [ Speaking indistinctly ]

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-MARY: Oh.
-I have to say,

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it´s an interesting choice
of Charlie Fraith

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to be showing it
at his festival.

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[ Both laugh ]

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CHARLES:
Ladies and gentlemen...

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welcome to Barfield and our
first charity film screening.

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I hope there will be many more.
Enjoy.

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[ Applause ]

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[ Engine shuts off ]

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[ Vehicle doors open, close ]

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MARY: Oh, James.

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[ Laughs ]

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JAMES:
Coming in for a quick one?

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[ Groans ]

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MARY: I bet you say that
to all the girls.

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[ Ominous music plays ]

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[ Police radio chatter ]

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Victim is Jessica Tartinck.

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Belonged to a group of ramblers
from Dembley.

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Farm laborer Joe Noakes
found her first thing.

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One word, Constable -- "alibi."

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Checking them.

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That´s why I have a 100% strike
rate with solving murders.

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We´ve only had one,
which Agatha solved.

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Mr. Noakes.

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Where were you
earlier this morning?

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I was home.
Then here.

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And did you see anything or
notice anyone acting suspicious?

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Sir Charles.
Arguing, like.

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-Who with?
-Her.

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Right old dingdong.

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Shouting and bellowing.
[ Scoffs ]

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I left them to it and headed
over to the other field,

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but couldn´t find my spade,
so came back,

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and that´s when
I found the body.

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Anything else?
Anything at all?

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Aye.

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I saw Sir Charles
on the horizon.

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Running, he was.

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Fast.

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What did I tell you?

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No alibi.

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No, but he did just place
Sir Charles

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behaving suspiciously
at the scene of the crime

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around the time of the murder.

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CHARLES: I don´t believe this.
It´s ridiculous.

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-Come on.
-Look...

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of course I was running.

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-I was out jogging.
-Yeah.

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Save it for the judge.

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-Ow!
-Sorry.

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[ Siren wailing ]

258
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,600
[ Doorbell rings ]

259
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,830
-SARAH: Ah, Agatha.
-What?

260
00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:21,370
This is a friend of mine
from the church, Deborah Camden.

261
00:12:21,370 --> 00:12:23,200
I need your help.

262
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,830
Okay.

263
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,300
I think the police
are making a terrible mistake

264
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,600
suspecting Charlie.

265
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,730
It´s much more likely
it was that manservant of his.

266
00:12:37,730 --> 00:12:39,500
He threatened us.

267
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,930
Okay, well,
that´s all very interesting,

268
00:12:41,930 --> 00:12:43,700
but where do I fit in?

269
00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:44,830
Ah, that´s my fault.

270
00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,400
I might have mentioned
that you´re...

271
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,800
An expert in these matters.

272
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,170
Oh, well,
I wouldn´t go that far.

273
00:12:49,170 --> 00:12:51,170
Oh, but we so appreciated
what you did before.

274
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:52,830
DEBORAH: Charlie´s
only just been released.

275
00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:55,830
He´s still a suspect,
but it can´t have been him.

276
00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:59,170
I need you to find out
who really killed Jessica.

277
00:12:59,170 --> 00:13:02,800
I can fill you in on
who´s who and what´s what.

278
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,400
Will you?
For Charlie?

279
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,600
Please.

280
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,830
There´s been a murder, Gemma.

281
00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:13,600
No. No!
I have not bumped off Mary.

282
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:17,170
Just get your tush over here
right now.

283
00:13:18,170 --> 00:13:20,200
Good morning.

284
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,400
What´s happened?

285
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,600
I´ve got another case,

286
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,170
and you are gonna get me
some background info.

287
00:13:25,170 --> 00:13:26,170
I´ve got to go to work.

288
00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:27,770
AGATHA:
Yes, you do -- for me.

289
00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:28,800
Where´s Khusan?

290
00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:32,830
Oh, no.

291
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,530
Oh, God.

292
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,300
Khusan!
Khusan!

293
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,730
[ Woman laughing ]

294
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,730
-MAN: Oh!
-WOMAN: My God.

295
00:13:44,730 --> 00:13:46,930
Khusan!

296
00:13:46,930 --> 00:13:48,700
No, Khusan!

297
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,170
Put it away!

298
00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:51,700
[ Grunts ]

299
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:55,930
So, this is Dembley,
and according to Deborah,

300
00:13:55,930 --> 00:13:57,700
victim...

301
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,330
...Jessica Tartinck.

302
00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:03,770
-Suspects...
-[ Toy squeaks ]

303
00:14:03,770 --> 00:14:04,770
...Charlie boy

304
00:14:04,770 --> 00:14:08,000
and his gun-wielding manservant,
Gustav...

305
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,330
Deborah´s walker mates...

306
00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:11,570
which includes
Jeff, Jessica´s boyfriend;

307
00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:14,970
and two ladies that work at
the garden center in Dembley,

308
00:14:14,970 --> 00:14:18,230
Kirsty and Alice.

309
00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:19,570
And what about Joe Noakes?

310
00:14:19,570 --> 00:14:22,170
´Cause he found the body,
didn´t he?

311
00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:24,030
Yeah.

312
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:27,000
-Joe Noakes.
-[ Hodge meows ]

313
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,330
What?
We´re just brainstorming.

314
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:29,300
It´s what we do in P.R.

315
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,970
We just...kick stuff around...

316
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,170
think outside the box...

317
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,370
throw stuff at the wall,
see what sticks.

318
00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:35,970
You don´t know
where to start, do you?

319
00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:37,500
No idea.
You?

320
00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:40,400
Well, in terms
of the murder scene, okay,

321
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,770
there are two ways
across the field

322
00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:43,170
to where Jessica was killed --

323
00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:44,700
one going towards
the house there...

324
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,530
the other one
going diagonally across

325
00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:48,300
where the crops
are heavier there.

326
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:51,170
So the killer could have easily
come from the diagonal

327
00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:52,530
and been hidden by the crops,

328
00:14:52,530 --> 00:14:54,770
which is good news
for the salt pot.

329
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:57,170
Oh, Sir Charlie.
Yeah.

330
00:14:57,170 --> 00:14:59,170
Means he could be innocent.

331
00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:01,200
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

332
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,700
Where do you think you´re going?
Where´s my research?

333
00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:06,830
Something of the campaigner,
your Jessica.

334
00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:10,330
Ancient rights-of-way,
road protests, fracking --

335
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:11,970
You name it,
she´s banged on about it.

336
00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:14,230
AGATHA: She must have made
a lot of enemies.

337
00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:21,400
Right, well, we have to speak to
Sir Charles as soon as we can.

338
00:15:24,530 --> 00:15:25,970
-Roy.
-Yes.

339
00:15:25,970 --> 00:15:27,570
I need you to do
a little bit of digging

340
00:15:27,570 --> 00:15:29,970
on the rest of the ramblers
for me -- fast.

341
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,700
-Mwah, mwah.
-Mwah, mwah.

342
00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,900
Bye, Aggie.

343
00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:36,300
Goodbye, Khusan.

344
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:40,170
Mefiez-vous de l´illusion
de la connaissance.

345
00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:44,970
[ Engine starts ]

346
00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:48,770
Mef--
Meffy what, what?

347
00:15:48,770 --> 00:15:50,370
[ Doorbell rings ]

348
00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:59,600
Hello. Remember me?
Agatha Raisin.

349
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,000
And you are?

350
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,930
Her cleaner.

351
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,800
That P.R. woman and...

352
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,830
her cleaner.

353
00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:13,370
AGATHA:
Oh, James.

354
00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:14,900
What are you doing here?

355
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,770
I could ask you
the same question.

356
00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:18,600
I asked James to come over.

357
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,200
I´m in a spot of trouble.

358
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,170
So I gather.

359
00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:23,500
Deborah Camden asked me
to investigate the murder.

360
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:26,230
Well, what can you find out
that the police can´t?

361
00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:28,230
Well, heel marks for a start.

362
00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:29,300
Lots of them.

363
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,700
Now, who would come out here
in heels?

364
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,730
Any women visiting this morning,
Charlie boy?

365
00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:37,000
-No.
-Right, well.

366
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,730
We shall continue
with our inquiries, then.

367
00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:40,700
How exactly?

368
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,630
By thinking outside the box,
James.

369
00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:46,630
Throwing our brains against
the wall and seeing what sticks.

370
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:49,300
You could always just get
a good lawyer.

371
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,770
How about --
a bit of a stupid idea.

372
00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:53,930
Okay, how about you two
go undercover

373
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,530
to suss out the ramblers?

374
00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:58,630
We could do.

375
00:16:58,630 --> 00:17:00,300
Why would we do that?

376
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,800
I mean, you haven´t met them,
have you?

377
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,970
They don´t know who you are
in Dembley.

378
00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:05,900
So you could get Deborah
to introduce you to everyone,

379
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,500
and then, you know,
steam on in, do your biz.

380
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,630
Bob´s your uncle.

381
00:17:09,630 --> 00:17:11,570
What do you mean by the "biz"
exactly?

382
00:17:11,570 --> 00:17:13,000
-JAMES: The investigating.
-Right.

383
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,900
And you´re right --
It´s a terrible idea.

384
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,030
Well, I´ve got to do something,
James.

385
00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:19,770
And if it´s any help,
I own a cottage in Dembley.

386
00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:22,500
[ Gasps ] Oh.

387
00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:25,330
Oh, thank you, God.

388
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,730
[ Bell tolling ]

389
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,370
Here we are.

390
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,370
How long are you staying?

391
00:17:45,370 --> 00:17:47,730
As long as it takes...

392
00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:51,970
to get Charlie off the hook
and find the killer.

393
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,800
[ Grunts ]

394
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:40,170
I´ll...take the spare room.

395
00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:42,830
-[ Door opens, cellphone rings ]
-[ Sighs ]

396
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,300
Hi, Aggie.
It´s Roy.

397
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,500
AGATHA: What?

398
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,170
I think
I´ve got something for you.

399
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:55,930
It´s about Jeff Benson.

400
00:18:55,930 --> 00:18:57,170
Well, I´m all ears.

401
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,970
ROY: Ahh!

402
00:18:58,970 --> 00:19:01,700
I´ll send it over right away.

403
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,830
[ Cellphone chimes ]

404
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,770
Hiya, Jeff.

405
00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:28,570
Are you still up
for meeting later?

406
00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:29,970
It´s okay, Kirsty.

407
00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:32,930
I know you saw Jess
after the film night.

408
00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:35,630
Nothing happened.

409
00:19:35,630 --> 00:19:37,900
Jeff, I promise.

410
00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:53,170
Another word for you --
"stakeout."

411
00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:56,770
Perfect view
of the garden center at 11:00,

412
00:19:56,770 --> 00:19:59,830
where two of our possible
suspects are working.

413
00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:05,400
And over there at, mm, 3:00,
the pub,

414
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:09,700
where the deceased´s boyfriend,
Jeff Benson, is hanging out.

415
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:12,030
Notice anything?

416
00:20:12,030 --> 00:20:14,770
BILL:
He´s smoking a fag.

417
00:20:14,770 --> 00:20:17,800
My trained eyes
see something different.

418
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,900
A man in a pub
in the middle of the day --

419
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:24,330
I´d say that was a sign
of a guilty conscience.

420
00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:27,500
Or a man lost because his
girlfriend´s just been murdered.

421
00:20:29,170 --> 00:20:31,200
Ooh! Ooh!
He´s on the move.

422
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,000
[ Engine starts ]

423
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:41,630
[ Tires screech ]

424
00:20:57,170 --> 00:21:01,030
Deborah Camden
is joining them, too.

425
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:03,370
They´re all in on it.

426
00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:06,500
Or meeting for a coffee.

427
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,230
WILKES: Mm.

428
00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:16,930
Jeff Benson...

429
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,400
BILL:
But what are they doing here?

430
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,230
Deborah´s going to introduce us
as new friends

431
00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:24,700
that she´s just met.

432
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,370
-You all set?
-As I´ll ever be.

433
00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:29,230
Look, understated and natural --
That´s how we´re playing it.

434
00:21:29,230 --> 00:21:31,930
Low-key is my middle name,
James.

435
00:21:31,930 --> 00:21:33,430
Come along.

436
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,370
-DEBORAH: Hi.
-Hi.

437
00:21:40,370 --> 00:21:43,900
Can I, uh, introduce
some friends of mine?

438
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,830
This is...

439
00:21:45,830 --> 00:21:47,900
Mr. and Mrs. Lacey.

440
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:49,730
James and Agatha.

441
00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:51,300
Or Aggie and...

442
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,930
Jay Jay.

443
00:21:52,930 --> 00:21:54,570
Yeah, we´ve
just moved into the area,

444
00:21:54,570 --> 00:21:57,730
and there´s nothing we like more
than to ramble,

445
00:21:57,730 --> 00:21:59,930
if you´ll pardon the expression.

446
00:21:59,930 --> 00:22:01,730
Yes, we´ve heard
all about your group --

447
00:22:01,730 --> 00:22:04,970
the campaigns,
the rights-of-way.

448
00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:07,970
I think we´re probably finished
with all that nonsense now.

449
00:22:07,970 --> 00:22:10,800
Maybe we should carry on
in Jess´ memory.

450
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,230
The campaigns
were led by a friend of ours.

451
00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:17,500
-They were her thing.
-Not her only thing.

452
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,370
Have some respect.

453
00:22:20,930 --> 00:22:24,700
I don´t think you´ve picked
the right moment, to be honest.

454
00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:27,000
Our friend,
she went out on a walk...

455
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,970
and was killed.

456
00:22:29,630 --> 00:22:31,330
-[ Gasps ]
-Oh.

457
00:22:31,330 --> 00:22:34,170
AGATHA: Oh.
Oh, how awful.

458
00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:36,370
Why did Jess go out on her own?
It just --

459
00:22:36,370 --> 00:22:38,030
Well, I´m just wondering,
you know,

460
00:22:38,030 --> 00:22:40,430
with you being a group and all.

461
00:22:40,430 --> 00:22:41,970
Sorry.
Can we not do this now?

462
00:22:41,970 --> 00:22:44,370
-I´m really not in the mood.
-Of course.

463
00:22:44,370 --> 00:22:46,900
I-I think it´s best
if we leave you to it.

464
00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:50,770
If you do decide to go out
again, we´d love to join you.

465
00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:53,700
Aggie.

466
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:54,900
Yes?

467
00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:58,630
-Darling.
-[ Chuckles ]

468
00:23:04,570 --> 00:23:06,170
Jay Jay?

469
00:23:06,170 --> 00:23:07,900
What are you doing
saying we´re married?

470
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,830
What are you doing
making us leave?

471
00:23:09,830 --> 00:23:11,600
The boyfriend
was about to open up.

472
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:12,930
Yeah, and land a punch on you.

473
00:23:12,930 --> 00:23:16,170
And don´t get me started
on the lipstick lesbians.

474
00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:17,530
Alice and Kirsty.

475
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:20,030
They´re gay,
and they´re an item.

476
00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:21,630
Alice was wearing
a rainbow bracelet,

477
00:23:21,630 --> 00:23:22,730
and she was not at all happy

478
00:23:22,730 --> 00:23:24,830
about Kirsty
being nice about Jess.

479
00:23:24,830 --> 00:23:26,170
Not now, Bill.

480
00:23:26,170 --> 00:23:29,730
Jeff Benson -- Find out
why he resigned from his job.

481
00:23:29,730 --> 00:23:31,630
Where are we going?

482
00:23:31,630 --> 00:23:35,200
To wait
for our saucy Sapphic sisters.

483
00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:40,030
The Laceys seemed nice,
didn´t they?

484
00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:41,830
I don´t know.
They seemed a bit odd to me.

485
00:23:41,830 --> 00:23:43,830
There´s something not right.

486
00:24:09,770 --> 00:24:11,230
I´ll...catch you up.

487
00:24:11,230 --> 00:24:12,800
Okay.

488
00:24:17,570 --> 00:24:19,170
Hello, again.

489
00:24:19,170 --> 00:24:21,700
I´m sorry if I put my foot in it
in the café.

490
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:25,500
No.
No, it´s not your fault.

491
00:24:26,530 --> 00:24:29,630
Everything´s just a bit raw
at the moment.

492
00:24:29,630 --> 00:24:31,000
I´m sure.

493
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,600
Well, I´m a good listener...

494
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,770
if it any help.

495
00:24:48,030 --> 00:24:49,600
James.

496
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,570
What are you doing here?

497
00:24:51,570 --> 00:24:53,030
JAMES:
Compost.

498
00:24:53,030 --> 00:24:54,700
In need of compost.

499
00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:56,400
Was that Agatha you were with?

500
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,700
What? No.

501
00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:00,370
Well, yes.

502
00:25:00,370 --> 00:25:01,570
Sort of.

503
00:25:01,570 --> 00:25:03,300
[ Chuckling ] Oh.
Which is it?

504
00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:04,900
Just bumped into her.

505
00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:05,830
Fancy that.

506
00:25:05,830 --> 00:25:07,430
[ Chuckles ]
Fancy.

507
00:25:07,430 --> 00:25:08,700
So, you´ll be free to join me

508
00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:10,000
for something to eat later,
then.

509
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,700
What?
I mean...

510
00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:13,930
that would be great.

511
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,770
That must be hard, though.

512
00:25:17,770 --> 00:25:21,700
You know -- working together
and being a couple.

513
00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:24,730
Is it that obvious?
[ Sighs ]

514
00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:26,900
We don´t like to shout about it.

515
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:30,230
The village
isn´t that understanding.

516
00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:33,700
What happened the other night?

517
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:39,400
We went to a film night, and,
uh, it kicked off afterwards.

518
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,830
But not about walking, right?

519
00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:43,170
No.

520
00:25:43,170 --> 00:25:45,970
Jess, she, um...

521
00:25:45,970 --> 00:25:47,500
she made a pass at me.

522
00:25:48,230 --> 00:25:50,800
She used her sexuality
as a weapon.

523
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,930
No one was safe.

524
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,430
Anyway, nothing happened, but...

525
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:58,900
try telling the others that.

526
00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:01,630
I, um...

527
00:26:01,630 --> 00:26:03,330
I should get back.

528
00:26:03,330 --> 00:26:05,500
-Okay.
-[ Chuckles ]

529
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:26,170
[ Dialing ]

530
00:26:29,230 --> 00:26:31,400
Come on, pick up.

531
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,030
James, it´s me.

532
00:26:33,030 --> 00:26:35,170
I´m in the Wendy house.

533
00:26:35,170 --> 00:26:37,700
I think onto something.

534
00:26:39,930 --> 00:26:41,400
[ Shovel scraping ]

535
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,300
[ Footsteps ]

536
00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:48,030
Aah!

537
00:26:48,030 --> 00:26:49,400
Bill!

538
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,830
What are you doing
creeping around?

539
00:26:51,830 --> 00:26:53,170
Who are you to talk?

540
00:26:53,170 --> 00:26:57,170
What are you and James Lacey
doing in Dembley?

541
00:26:58,170 --> 00:26:59,630
-[ Door closes ]
-Posing as a married couple.

542
00:26:59,630 --> 00:27:00,970
Why didn´t you ask me?

543
00:27:00,970 --> 00:27:03,230
Oh, Bill.
Just tell me about Jeff Benson.

544
00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:04,200
[ Sighs ]

545
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,300
School say
he left by mutual consent.

546
00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:08,570
Yeah, well, that´s a P.R. phrase
if ever there was one.

547
00:27:08,570 --> 00:27:10,400
That means he did something bad.

548
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,330
Bill.

549
00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:22,400
This is cozy.

550
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:26,430
Listen, we have got suspects
with real motives.

551
00:27:26,430 --> 00:27:28,730
Jess made a pass at Kirsty.

552
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:29,600
-Really?
-Really?

553
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,500
I know.

554
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:34,300
This place -- It´s a hotbed
of seething sexuality.

555
00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:35,830
Clearly I´m living
in the wrong village.

556
00:27:35,830 --> 00:27:38,170
Anyway, I don´t suppose
that would have pleased

557
00:27:38,170 --> 00:27:40,600
either of their partners,
Jeff or Alice.

558
00:27:47,030 --> 00:27:48,200
Ooh.

559
00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:54,370
Do I need a funny handshake,
or can anyone come in?

560
00:27:54,370 --> 00:27:56,770
Ahh.

561
00:27:56,770 --> 00:27:58,730
Ooh.
Ooh.

562
00:27:58,730 --> 00:27:59,700
[ Grunting ]

563
00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:01,030
[ Doll crying ]

564
00:28:01,030 --> 00:28:04,330
Right.
What´s going on?

565
00:28:04,330 --> 00:28:05,700
-Uh-oh.
-[ Doll crying ]

566
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,730
Police business!

567
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,170
Wow.

568
00:28:27,170 --> 00:28:28,370
[ Bell dinging ]

569
00:28:28,370 --> 00:28:30,970
-Deborah.
-Agatha, hi.

570
00:28:30,970 --> 00:28:32,400
I could use a second opinion.

571
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,830
What do you think of this one --
gorgeous or what?

572
00:28:34,830 --> 00:28:36,600
Absolutely fabulous.

573
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:37,930
Where you going?

574
00:28:37,930 --> 00:28:41,600
Charlie´s got rid of that horrid
Gustav and asked me over.

575
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,500
This could be my one-way ticket
to becoming somebody.

576
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:47,170
Charlie´s managed it.
Why can´t I?

577
00:28:47,170 --> 00:28:48,700
Today, a physics teacher.

578
00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:51,330
Tomorrow, Lady Fraith.

579
00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:53,170
Lady Fraith?

580
00:28:53,170 --> 00:28:55,030
That´s a little bit of a leap,
isn´t it?

581
00:28:55,030 --> 00:28:57,930
No, no.
Tonight´s the night.

582
00:28:57,930 --> 00:28:59,030
What? The...

583
00:28:59,030 --> 00:29:01,900
I think he´s going to propose.

584
00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:03,730
Huh?
What?!

585
00:29:03,730 --> 00:29:06,430
Whoa, whoa.
Hang on a sec.

586
00:29:06,430 --> 00:29:08,500
-Really?
-I-I hope so.

587
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,930
It´s -- It´s all been
such a whirlwind.

588
00:29:10,930 --> 00:29:12,800
See, he´s my first...

589
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,530
real boyfriend and...

590
00:29:14,530 --> 00:29:17,030
Anyway, enough about me.

591
00:29:17,030 --> 00:29:19,230
How´s the investigation going?

592
00:29:19,230 --> 00:29:21,300
Uh, okay.

593
00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:22,770
Why don´t you tell me
about your friends?

594
00:29:22,770 --> 00:29:25,200
-Where did you all meet?
-Through work.

595
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,170
I got a job at the same school
as Jessica and Jeff.

596
00:29:28,170 --> 00:29:30,400
Mm.

597
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,700
Did you know
she swung both ways?

598
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:35,170
-Jess?
-Mm-hmm.

599
00:29:35,170 --> 00:29:36,170
No way.

600
00:29:36,170 --> 00:29:39,000
I-I had no idea.

601
00:29:43,230 --> 00:29:44,900
[ Hodge meows ]

602
00:29:46,770 --> 00:29:50,370
[ Meowing ]

603
00:29:53,170 --> 00:29:55,770
[ Meowing continues ]

604
00:29:58,300 --> 00:30:00,500
[ Meowing continues ]

605
00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:03,030
Meow.

606
00:30:03,030 --> 00:30:06,530
-Meow.
-Bill?

607
00:30:08,830 --> 00:30:11,900
I...thought I´d check on Hodge.

608
00:30:11,900 --> 00:30:15,730
Oh.
Well, Aggie asked me to do that.

609
00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:19,170
Missing Agatha, are you?

610
00:30:19,170 --> 00:30:21,000
No.

611
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,570
What´s all this?

612
00:30:22,570 --> 00:30:24,700
Yeah, that´s all the suspects
at the scene.

613
00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,700
Oh.
If you include this one.

614
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,330
What´s with the quote?

615
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:35,770
Yeah, Aggie thinks that´s
a gift from the gods, that.

616
00:30:42,770 --> 00:30:44,030
Thank you.

617
00:30:44,030 --> 00:30:46,200
Wife at home, is she?

618
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,700
Yes.
Yes, she is.

619
00:30:52,770 --> 00:30:55,400
Did he say something
about "wife"?

620
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,400
Wi-Fi.

621
00:30:59,170 --> 00:31:01,400
Ah.
Cheers.

622
00:31:07,630 --> 00:31:08,970
Aah!

623
00:31:43,930 --> 00:31:46,170
[ Bell tolling ]

624
00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:57,030
[ Door opens ]

625
00:32:01,930 --> 00:32:03,030
Agatha.

626
00:32:03,030 --> 00:32:05,570
Zip it, stranger.

627
00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:09,030
And what do you think
you´re playing at, Jay Jay?

628
00:32:09,030 --> 00:32:10,830
I´ve been slaving
over a hot stove for hours...

629
00:32:10,830 --> 00:32:12,770
-Hang on just a second.
-...cooking your dinner.

630
00:32:12,770 --> 00:32:14,170
Would somebody please tell me
what´s going on?

631
00:32:14,170 --> 00:32:15,930
And you can tell this trollop
where to get off.

632
00:32:15,930 --> 00:32:18,730
Oh! I´m not gonna stay here
and be insulted!

633
00:32:18,730 --> 00:32:19,700
AGATHA:
Oh, good.

634
00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:20,900
Because you´re not welcome.

635
00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:23,430
You are in the wrong village.

636
00:32:23,430 --> 00:32:25,370
Deborah, it´s Jeff.

637
00:32:25,370 --> 00:32:27,700
[ Answering machine beeps,
door slams ]

638
00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:29,570
I´ve said I´m sorry.

639
00:32:29,570 --> 00:32:32,230
Okay? And I get that I may have
overreacted a little.

640
00:32:32,230 --> 00:32:33,430
A little?!

641
00:32:33,430 --> 00:32:35,000
I´m getting my stuff
and leaving.

642
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,900
Don´t be so ridiculous!

643
00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:37,930
Why would you do that?

644
00:32:37,930 --> 00:32:39,600
I never said that
I would be here this evening.

645
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,700
You had no right
to assume otherwise.

646
00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:44,500
You are not my wife!

647
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,970
[ Door closes ]

648
00:33:04,330 --> 00:33:05,530
[ Answering machine beeps ]

649
00:33:12,770 --> 00:33:14,000
CHARLES: James.
Charlie.

650
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,200
Agatha is an absolute star.

651
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,400
I couldn´t get you on the
mobile, but just so you know,

652
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,930
the ramblers
weren´t sure about you

653
00:33:19,930 --> 00:33:21,500
until Agatha kicked off
in the pub.

654
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,330
Now they´re convinced
you´re a married couple.

655
00:33:24,330 --> 00:33:26,900
Tell her from me
she´s a great actress.

656
00:33:26,900 --> 00:33:28,900
-Bye.
-[ Beep ]

657
00:33:28,900 --> 00:33:30,700
[ Engine starts ]

658
00:33:34,770 --> 00:33:36,900
[ Engine revs ]

659
00:33:38,570 --> 00:33:40,570
-Aggie! Watch out!
-Aah!

660
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,200
[ Rooster crows ]

661
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:54,530
[ Sighs ]

662
00:33:57,530 --> 00:33:59,200
Have I died?

663
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,800
You had quite a shock.

664
00:34:02,930 --> 00:34:04,400
Thank you for saving me.

665
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,370
I owed you.
[ Breathes deeply ]

666
00:34:07,370 --> 00:34:10,170
For not realizing that
your little stunt in the pub

667
00:34:10,170 --> 00:34:11,430
was an act.

668
00:34:11,430 --> 00:34:13,370
Yeah.

669
00:34:13,370 --> 00:34:15,530
You were faking, weren´t you?

670
00:34:16,630 --> 00:34:19,170
We need to find out
who was driving the car.

671
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:23,570
I know who the car belongs to.

672
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,630
-CHARLES: Come through.
-AGATHA: Thank you.

673
00:34:26,630 --> 00:34:29,900
-It´s Gustav´s day off.
-Ah.

674
00:34:30,530 --> 00:34:32,300
-Coffee?
-AGATHA: Lovely.

675
00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:33,330
Thanks.

676
00:34:34,830 --> 00:34:37,830
You´ve got your feet firmly
under the table, haven´t you?

677
00:34:37,830 --> 00:34:40,170
So, did he go down on one knee,
then?

678
00:34:40,170 --> 00:34:41,170
Not yet.

679
00:34:41,170 --> 00:34:42,730
CHARLES:
How can I help?

680
00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:46,630
I know you drive a Land Rover
most of the time.

681
00:34:46,630 --> 00:34:49,000
But do you still have
that old Cortina?

682
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,400
I can´t bear to part with it.

683
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,970
Mm.
Did you use it last night?

684
00:34:52,970 --> 00:34:54,370
No.
We were here all night.

685
00:34:54,370 --> 00:34:55,800
Why?

686
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,400
Does anyone else use it?

687
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,600
Well, the keys
are in the kitchen.

688
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,400
Gustav sometimes takes it out.

689
00:35:03,230 --> 00:35:05,000
Gustav?

690
00:35:07,170 --> 00:35:08,830
No?

691
00:35:08,830 --> 00:35:10,370
Hmm.

692
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,330
He usually goes shooting
on the road on his days off.

693
00:35:14,330 --> 00:35:17,300
Would you look at that?

694
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:19,170
Heels.

695
00:35:21,030 --> 00:35:22,230
JAMES:
That´s right, Bill.

696
00:35:22,230 --> 00:35:25,400
Shooting range
near Barfield House.

697
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,570
Yes, of course.
We´ll leave you to it.

698
00:35:28,570 --> 00:35:30,000
The police
are heading over there.

699
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,170
-[ Sighs ]
-What´s wrong?

700
00:35:32,170 --> 00:35:34,170
I just don´t get it.

701
00:35:34,170 --> 00:35:36,500
Why would Gustav
try and run me over?

702
00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:38,170
Because you were onto him.

703
00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:39,800
But that´s just it -- I wasn´t.

704
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,400
Nothing had gone wrong
with Gustav´s plan.

705
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,970
So why risk breaking cover?

706
00:35:43,970 --> 00:35:45,970
Maybe he cracked under pressure.

707
00:35:45,970 --> 00:35:48,430
Doesn´t really look
like cracking type.

708
00:35:48,430 --> 00:35:50,400
Are you coming or what?

709
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,630
[ Gunshots ]

710
00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:57,830
Pull.

711
00:35:59,970 --> 00:36:01,600
[ Gunshot ]

712
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,200
What do you want?

713
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,800
JEFF: I knew it was you.
It had to be.

714
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:11,330
JAMES:
Come on, guys.

715
00:36:11,330 --> 00:36:13,230
Put the guns down.

716
00:36:13,230 --> 00:36:14,630
I want justice for Jessica.

717
00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:16,400
-We all do.
-He threatened us.

718
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,300
-He warned her.
-You were trespassing.

719
00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:21,370
I said, "Put the guns down."

720
00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:28,570
Where were you last night when
Sir Charles was with Deborah?

721
00:36:28,570 --> 00:36:30,970
Leicester.

722
00:36:30,970 --> 00:36:33,900
I promised Sir Charles´ father
I would protect him,

723
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:37,000
so I took my car and went to see
where Deborah grew up

724
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,600
to try and understand
what she´s up to.

725
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,170
Can anyone confirm
that you were there?

726
00:36:42,170 --> 00:36:43,600
Her parents can.
They saw me.

727
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,370
They came out
and told me to go away.

728
00:36:47,370 --> 00:36:49,170
Well, if he didn´t do it,
who did?

729
00:36:49,170 --> 00:36:51,530
Well, you could have,
for starters.

730
00:36:51,530 --> 00:36:54,500
Possibly jealous of Jess´
voracious sexual appetite.

731
00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:56,300
I didn´t give a damn about them.

732
00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:57,600
It´s a free world.

733
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,370
Really?

734
00:36:59,370 --> 00:37:01,630
Well, why did you leave your job
under a cloud?

735
00:37:01,630 --> 00:37:04,330
A pupil heard
about Jessica´s bisexuality

736
00:37:04,330 --> 00:37:05,700
and mocked her for it.

737
00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:08,430
She didn´t give a damn, but I...

738
00:37:08,430 --> 00:37:10,500
I lashed out.

739
00:37:11,170 --> 00:37:13,170
I made a mistake.

740
00:37:13,170 --> 00:37:15,370
Defending her honor?

741
00:37:15,370 --> 00:37:17,430
Jess was trouble, all right.

742
00:37:17,430 --> 00:37:20,300
But she was my trouble.

743
00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:23,330
She was everything to me,
and I loved her.

744
00:37:23,330 --> 00:37:25,170
I didn´t kill her.

745
00:37:25,170 --> 00:37:26,970
I wouldn´t lay a finger on her.

746
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,300
Jeff...

747
00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:32,830
put the gun down.

748
00:37:32,830 --> 00:37:35,300
[ Sirens wailing ]

749
00:37:47,330 --> 00:37:49,570
Nobody move!

750
00:37:49,570 --> 00:37:53,300
Should we go back to bed?

751
00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:55,170
Um, listen...

752
00:37:55,170 --> 00:37:58,770
I think we´ve had enough
of that, don´t you?

753
00:37:58,770 --> 00:38:00,730
It´s time to get serious.

754
00:38:02,330 --> 00:38:05,500
Look, we --
We´ve had our meaningless fun.

755
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:08,770
And now it´s over.

756
00:38:08,770 --> 00:38:11,170
-[ Gasps ]
-Right?

757
00:38:11,170 --> 00:38:12,230
[ Breathes sharply ]

758
00:38:13,330 --> 00:38:15,830
[ Sighs ]
I´m sorry.

759
00:38:16,530 --> 00:38:18,530
[ Breathing shakily ]

760
00:38:19,170 --> 00:38:21,200
[ Police radio chatter ]

761
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,730
BILL: You think
someone´s framing Gustav?

762
00:38:22,730 --> 00:38:23,700
AGATHA:
Yes, I do.

763
00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:24,630
And then Sir Charles

764
00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:26,570
said that he leaves his car keys
in the kitchen.

765
00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:28,970
So pretty much anyone could
have taken them last night.

766
00:38:28,970 --> 00:38:30,370
The murderer being who?

767
00:38:30,370 --> 00:38:32,730
Alice is our main suspect now.

768
00:38:32,730 --> 00:38:34,600
Jess made a pass
at her girlfriend.

769
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:35,930
She knows we´re sniffing around.

770
00:38:35,930 --> 00:38:39,370
Maybe she stole the car
and tried to run Agatha down.

771
00:38:39,370 --> 00:38:41,330
We´ll bring her in.

772
00:38:41,330 --> 00:38:42,770
Oh.

773
00:38:42,770 --> 00:38:44,170
I saw your suspects table.

774
00:38:44,170 --> 00:38:45,400
You were one short, by the way.

775
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,900
You were missing a monkey.

776
00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:49,170
And I cracked your message
from the gods --

777
00:38:49,170 --> 00:38:52,400
"Beware the illusion
of knowledge."

778
00:38:54,770 --> 00:38:55,970
AGATHA:
What does that mean?

779
00:38:55,970 --> 00:38:57,200
No idea.

780
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,170
What was Bill on about monkeys?

781
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,800
Oh, my suspects table.

782
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,170
He thinks
I´ve missed someone out,

783
00:39:02,170 --> 00:39:03,430
but we just
didn´t include Deborah

784
00:39:03,430 --> 00:39:05,400
because she´s the one
who asked me to investigate.

785
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,700
-[ Gasps ]
-[ Tires screech ]

786
00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:09,030
That´s it!

787
00:39:09,030 --> 00:39:10,330
Brake like that again,
it will be.

788
00:39:10,330 --> 00:39:11,170
[ Grunts ]

789
00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:16,800
-Which way´s Charlie´s again?
-That way.

790
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,430
-[ Engine revs ]
-But I´m very happy to walk!

791
00:39:20,930 --> 00:39:22,170
AGATHA:
Sex, sex.

792
00:39:22,170 --> 00:39:25,170
-It´s all about sex.
-Two hands on the wheel, please.

793
00:39:25,170 --> 00:39:28,330
Deborah looked stunned when I
mentioned Jessica´s bisexuality.

794
00:39:28,330 --> 00:39:30,370
I thought that it was because
she didn´t know about it.

795
00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:34,730
But what if it was that she was
more horrified that I did know?

796
00:39:34,730 --> 00:39:37,230
But Deborah
was with Charlie last night.

797
00:39:37,230 --> 00:39:39,730
She could have snuck off.
We´re only down the road.

798
00:39:39,730 --> 00:39:42,800
Yeah, but as you said,
she asked you to investigate.

799
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,000
To help get Charlie
off the hook.

800
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,530
Come on!

801
00:39:46,530 --> 00:39:50,530
-[ Horn honking ]
-I think she framed Gustav

802
00:39:50,530 --> 00:39:52,800
and totally underestimated me.

803
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,400
-[ Tires screeching ]
-No, no, no! No!

804
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,170
[ Crash ]

805
00:39:57,170 --> 00:39:58,930
AGATHA: Oh!

806
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:08,370
Bloody road hog!

807
00:40:10,770 --> 00:40:12,900
What do we do now?

808
00:40:13,570 --> 00:40:15,170
We ramble.

809
00:40:15,170 --> 00:40:17,730
-Charlie´s in danger.
-Why?

810
00:40:17,730 --> 00:40:19,700
You said that Deborah thinks
he´s going to propose.

811
00:40:19,700 --> 00:40:23,000
Yes, and you said that he wasn´t
about to any time soon.

812
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:27,300
And if he doesn´t,
hell hath no fury.

813
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,330
[ Whistling ]

814
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,330
I´ll give you "meaningless fun"!

815
00:40:41,430 --> 00:40:44,970
Bill?
Barfield House -- now!

816
00:40:47,170 --> 00:40:50,030
[ Breathing heavily ]

817
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:52,930
[ Breathes deeply ]

818
00:40:59,570 --> 00:41:01,570
[ Sighs ]

819
00:41:16,970 --> 00:41:18,000
Where´s Charles?

820
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,570
There´s been an accident.

821
00:41:19,570 --> 00:41:21,630
I-I think he´s killed himself.

822
00:41:21,630 --> 00:41:24,970
Only he hasn´t, has he, Deborah?

823
00:41:24,970 --> 00:41:26,330
Something that Kirsty said.

824
00:41:26,330 --> 00:41:29,930
That Jessica used her sexuality
as a weapon

825
00:41:29,930 --> 00:41:32,700
and that nobody was safe.

826
00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:34,900
You weren´t safe, were you?

827
00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:36,170
I don´t know what you mean.

828
00:41:36,170 --> 00:41:40,770
Kirsty was strong enough
to resist Jessica´s advances.

829
00:41:40,770 --> 00:41:43,030
But you weren´t, were you?

830
00:41:43,030 --> 00:41:45,570
New girl in town.

831
00:41:45,570 --> 00:41:49,600
An innocent ripe for the taking.

832
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,700
What happened?

833
00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:53,730
God, it...

834
00:41:53,730 --> 00:41:56,600
It was just one night.

835
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,500
It all had been forgotten until
I sat there after the film night

836
00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:01,770
and told her
I was going to marry Charlie.

837
00:42:01,770 --> 00:42:04,230
She laughed in my face...

838
00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:08,030
wondered what he´d think
if he knew I´d slept with her.

839
00:42:08,030 --> 00:42:09,230
She was gonna tell him.

840
00:42:09,230 --> 00:42:10,530
And you couldn´t risk that?

841
00:42:10,530 --> 00:42:12,300
This was my chance.

842
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:13,900
This was my shot.

843
00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:16,170
-I just wanted...
-[ Siren wailing ]

844
00:42:16,170 --> 00:42:17,570
...something more.

845
00:42:17,570 --> 00:42:19,730
Can you understand that?

846
00:42:21,970 --> 00:42:23,370
Yes, I can.

847
00:42:23,370 --> 00:42:25,170
[ Vehicles approaching ]

848
00:42:25,170 --> 00:42:28,530
[ Engine shuts off,
vehicle doors open, close ]

849
00:42:37,370 --> 00:42:39,500
JAMES:
Ah, that´s great news.

850
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,770
No, I´m really please
to hear it.

851
00:42:41,770 --> 00:42:43,970
Okay, speak later.
Bye.

852
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,370
Well, the hospital´s
gonna keep him in over night,

853
00:42:47,370 --> 00:42:49,530
but Charlie is gonna be fine.

854
00:42:49,530 --> 00:42:53,170
And he says
that he is eternally grateful.

855
00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:55,970
So...what about you and Mary?

856
00:42:55,970 --> 00:42:57,900
I...

857
00:42:57,900 --> 00:42:59,170
sent her some flowers.

858
00:43:00,370 --> 00:43:04,400
Sorry...if I complicated things.

859
00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:07,170
Ready to go?

860
00:43:07,170 --> 00:43:10,170
[ Breathes deeply ]
Yeah.

861
00:43:11,170 --> 00:43:13,030
Ready.

862
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,370
Hey.

863
00:43:32,370 --> 00:43:34,930
It´s arrived.

864
00:43:34,930 --> 00:43:37,600
Khusan´s Naked Yoga video.

865
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:38,930
Are we doing yoga?

866
00:43:38,930 --> 00:43:41,170
No, not doing it.
Watching it.

867
00:43:41,170 --> 00:43:43,170
Oh.
[ Chuckles ]

868
00:43:50,570 --> 00:43:52,330
Thank you.

869
00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:08,500
[ Gasps ]

870
00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:10,730
-[ Gasps ]
-[ Gasps ]

871
00:44:12,170 --> 00:44:14,830
How was married life, then?

872
00:44:14,830 --> 00:44:16,370
Overrated.

873
00:44:16,370 --> 00:44:18,030
[ Gasps ]

