1 00:00:58,170 --> 00:00:59,170 AGATHA: 2 00:00:59,170 --> 00:01:01,230 Of course your charity film night 3 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:03,170 is going to be a success, Charlie boy. 4 00:01:03,170 --> 00:01:04,830 -Good morning. -Morning. 5 00:01:04,830 --> 00:01:07,730 I have run national events. I´ve run global events. 6 00:01:07,730 --> 00:01:08,970 Well, you´ve just need 7 00:01:08,970 --> 00:01:11,970 to make sure it´s all organized at your end. 8 00:01:11,970 --> 00:01:14,700 Yes, well, there is certainly a buzz around here. 9 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,700 Right. 10 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:19,730 I would love to, but I am off on a 5-mile hike. 11 00:01:19,730 --> 00:01:21,530 Bye. 12 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:33,630 Hi! 13 00:01:33,630 --> 00:01:34,700 GEMMA: Oh, all right. 14 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,500 Hi, Hodge. 15 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:39,430 Oh, I know. 16 00:01:39,430 --> 00:01:41,430 More stuff for the film night, is it? 17 00:01:41,430 --> 00:01:44,730 No. I´m going r-r-rambling. 18 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,170 Rambling? 19 00:01:46,170 --> 00:01:47,570 That´s what people do in the countryside. 20 00:01:47,570 --> 00:01:49,730 They r-r-ramble. 21 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,600 I just want to blend in. 22 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,570 -Hey, you should come. 23 00:01:54,570 --> 00:01:55,900 Fancy a walk? 24 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:58,600 -Yeah, all right. -Mm. 25 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,700 -No. 26 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:05,530 It´ll just be Roy with some London P.R. nonsense. 27 00:02:06,370 --> 00:02:07,900 Quite frankly, I´m done with all that. 28 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:10,300 And... 29 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:11,370 ta-da! 30 00:02:11,370 --> 00:02:12,370 How do I look? 31 00:02:12,370 --> 00:02:14,830 Oh, hello. Who are you trying to impress? 32 00:02:24,830 --> 00:02:29,170 There she is -- the subject of this week´s walk and talk 33 00:02:29,170 --> 00:02:32,970 and your future home, Mary -- Carsely. 34 00:02:32,970 --> 00:02:37,230 Where I´ve got this feeling I´m gonna be blissfully happy. 35 00:02:37,230 --> 00:02:39,400 Originally a Saxon settlement, wasn´t it? 36 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,200 JAMES: You know your history. 37 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,800 There have been people living here since the 7th century. 38 00:02:44,770 --> 00:02:46,170 MARY: And isn´t it true that Carsely 39 00:02:46,170 --> 00:02:49,770 is also famous for its cotton, if we´re to believe Pevsner? 40 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,900 -And lions. 41 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:53,300 All right, not lions. 42 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:55,970 But long-backed Cotswold sheepy things 43 00:02:55,970 --> 00:02:57,770 used to live around here. 44 00:02:57,770 --> 00:02:59,970 Much prized throughout Europe, apparently. 45 00:02:59,970 --> 00:03:02,170 If we´re to believe the beer mats in the pub. 46 00:03:02,170 --> 00:03:03,500 Beer mats. 47 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:06,330 -Oh, you´re funny, Tabitha. -Agatha. 48 00:03:06,330 --> 00:03:07,770 Are you coming to the film night, James? 49 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:09,030 Oh, of course we are. 50 00:03:09,030 --> 00:03:11,530 James and I wouldn´t dream of missing your little event. 51 00:03:11,530 --> 00:03:13,370 We´re bringing a picnic, aren´t we? 52 00:03:13,370 --> 00:03:14,700 -Indeed. -Marvelous. 53 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,170 Sorry, mate, but we ain´t budging. 54 00:03:21,170 --> 00:03:22,930 Going nowhere. Comprende? 55 00:03:22,930 --> 00:03:25,900 You are meant to keep to the public footpaths 56 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:27,500 and have been given repeated warnings 57 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,170 to stay away from these crops. 58 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:30,430 -Five... 59 00:03:30,430 --> 00:03:31,770 -Jessica. -...four... 60 00:03:31,770 --> 00:03:33,170 For once, just leave. 61 00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:35,800 Definitely not worth dying for. Come on, Kirsty, let´s go. 62 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:39,170 Kirsty. You´ll stand by me, won´t you? 63 00:03:39,170 --> 00:03:41,330 Um... 64 00:03:41,330 --> 00:03:43,930 sorry, Jess. 65 00:03:43,930 --> 00:03:45,530 That´s what´s wrong with you people. 66 00:03:45,530 --> 00:03:47,200 You think you own the bloody countryside. 67 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,200 Actually, I do. 68 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,770 Or at least this little bit of it, anyway. 69 00:03:51,770 --> 00:03:53,230 Charlie Fraith. 70 00:03:53,230 --> 00:03:54,800 Gustav, put the gun down. 71 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,430 Then, as you well know from our copious correspondence, 72 00:03:57,430 --> 00:03:59,430 there´s an ancient right-of-way across your field, 73 00:03:59,430 --> 00:04:01,200 and we intend to use it. 74 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,970 And as you know from my equally copious responses, 75 00:04:03,970 --> 00:04:06,030 my crops have grown over any pathway. 76 00:04:06,030 --> 00:04:07,330 Tough. 77 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,770 Couldn´t we -- I mean, if it´s okay with you -- 78 00:04:10,770 --> 00:04:11,970 go ´round the edge? 79 00:04:11,970 --> 00:04:13,930 Great. I have no problem with that. 80 00:04:13,930 --> 00:04:15,970 -Uh... -Deborah. 81 00:04:15,970 --> 00:04:18,000 We´ve met once or twice in the village. 82 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,800 Debs. 83 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:24,370 We are doing this because of capitalists like him 84 00:04:24,370 --> 00:04:26,600 eroding our basic human rights. 85 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,770 Remember? 86 00:04:27,770 --> 00:04:29,500 Thought we were doing it ´cause we liked walking. 87 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:31,300 If we don´t make a stand, where will it all end? 88 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:33,430 On the other side of the field, if you go ´round the edge. 89 00:04:34,770 --> 00:04:37,170 Patronizing snob. 90 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:38,900 -Two... 91 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:39,970 -...one. -Gustav. 92 00:04:39,970 --> 00:04:41,800 Jess, come on. Now, I really... 93 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,170 -Come on. 94 00:04:44,170 --> 00:04:46,170 Can´t you grow a pair for once? 95 00:04:46,170 --> 00:04:47,430 I´ll be back! 96 00:04:47,430 --> 00:04:49,500 -Come on. -Get off! 97 00:04:52,930 --> 00:04:54,230 MARY: That was a nice warm-up. 98 00:04:54,230 --> 00:04:55,770 When do we go on the real walk? 99 00:04:55,770 --> 00:04:57,300 I can think of another way to warm up. 100 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:59,330 MARY: 101 00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:25,030 AGATHA: Is anybody there? 102 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:36,230 Did I, uh... 103 00:05:36,230 --> 00:05:38,200 Have we... 104 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,500 This is my cottage, isn´t it? 105 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,330 -Aah! -Aggie, darling. 106 00:05:41,330 --> 00:05:42,700 -Oh. 107 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:43,800 You look awful. 108 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,300 Why are you here? 109 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:48,000 I´ve been dumped. I had to get out of London. 110 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,630 -Is that my... 111 00:05:49,630 --> 00:05:50,570 No. 112 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:55,330 I am, however, a little curious about the, uh... 113 00:05:55,330 --> 00:05:57,600 elephant in the room. 114 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,170 Well, not exactly elephant, 115 00:05:59,170 --> 00:06:00,400 although, um... 116 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,170 uh... 117 00:06:02,170 --> 00:06:03,370 Naked man. 118 00:06:03,370 --> 00:06:04,900 Sitting in the middle of my living room 119 00:06:04,900 --> 00:06:06,800 with his chakras all over my designer rug. 120 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,900 Ring any balls? B-Bells. Bells. 121 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:10,000 ROY: That´s Khusan. 122 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,330 He´s a Naked Yoga teacher. 123 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:13,200 Comfort shag. 124 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,570 Oh. 125 00:06:14,570 --> 00:06:17,000 Doesn´t say very much, does he? 126 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,000 And yet he´s clearly not shy. 127 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,770 What´s this? 128 00:06:20,770 --> 00:06:22,400 It´s a film event. 129 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,530 I´ve been helping to publicize it. 130 00:06:24,530 --> 00:06:27,200 [ Laughter, Boccherini´s "Minuet" plays ] 131 00:06:32,930 --> 00:06:34,500 Oh, I don´t know. 132 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:37,230 I can´t even find a man, and yet you... 133 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:40,500 you find yourself a drop-dead gorgeous one hung like a Hoover 134 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:41,730 the second you get dumped. 135 00:06:41,730 --> 00:06:43,170 How is Juicy James, anyway? 136 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,170 As far as I know, he is fine. 137 00:06:45,170 --> 00:06:47,500 Who´s that hottie with him? 138 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:51,170 AGATHA: That´ll be Mary Fortune marking her territory. 139 00:06:51,170 --> 00:06:52,500 A divorcée. 140 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,730 She bakes, gardens, and flirts -- 141 00:06:54,730 --> 00:06:57,300 and not necessarily in that order. 142 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:58,970 CHARLES: Agatha. 143 00:06:58,970 --> 00:07:01,030 -You´re a genius. -Oh. Well. 144 00:07:01,030 --> 00:07:03,170 Well done. I owe you. 145 00:07:04,030 --> 00:07:06,430 Charles "Shagger" Fraith. Owns this place. 146 00:07:06,430 --> 00:07:07,770 ROY: Seems to like you. 147 00:07:07,770 --> 00:07:10,730 No, he just likes the fact that I´ve helped make this event -- 148 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:12,530 and therefore him -- popular. 149 00:07:12,530 --> 00:07:13,900 There is a difference. 150 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:16,330 Still. You´re clearly making your mark. 151 00:07:16,330 --> 00:07:18,500 I´m trying. 152 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:20,830 I´m really trying. 153 00:07:23,030 --> 00:07:25,170 CHARLES: Ladies, welcome to Barfield House. 154 00:07:25,170 --> 00:07:27,570 Please help yourselves to a drink. 155 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,400 Thank you. 156 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:35,170 You look absolutely stunning. 157 00:07:35,170 --> 00:07:36,570 That dress is gorgeous. 158 00:07:36,570 --> 00:07:39,630 This old thing. Don´t be silly. 159 00:07:39,630 --> 00:07:41,170 -Oh. -Cheers. 160 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:43,230 Cheers! 161 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,770 You didn´t tell me this was his gaff. 162 00:07:44,770 --> 00:07:47,170 -Obviously. 163 00:07:47,170 --> 00:07:50,730 Ah, I almost didn´t recognize you without your ax to grind. 164 00:07:52,630 --> 00:07:54,330 Would you like to look around? 165 00:07:54,330 --> 00:07:55,700 Really? Could I? 166 00:07:55,700 --> 00:07:58,770 We´ll have to fumigate the place afterwards. 167 00:08:01,570 --> 00:08:03,700 -JESSICA: Hello. -KIRSTY: Hello. 168 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,200 Now, I am going back walking again tomorrow 169 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,170 whether you chickens are coming or not. 170 00:08:10,170 --> 00:08:11,900 It´s a point of principle. 171 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:13,370 Just let it go, will you? 172 00:08:13,370 --> 00:08:17,200 We want to be able to enjoy our evening without you banging on. 173 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,930 What about you, Kirsty? 174 00:08:18,930 --> 00:08:21,630 You´re much more of a rider on the edge of darkness, 175 00:08:21,630 --> 00:08:23,600 aren´t you? 176 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:27,830 What is it you do again? 177 00:08:27,830 --> 00:08:29,800 Me? Oh, nothing, really. 178 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:33,600 Like Jessica and Jeff, I´m just a teacher -- physics. 179 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,970 But that´s wonderful. 180 00:08:34,970 --> 00:08:36,230 Ah, it´s nothing. 181 00:08:36,230 --> 00:08:38,370 Compared to all this. 182 00:08:38,370 --> 00:08:44,330 Must be amazing to be part of all this history and heritage. 183 00:08:44,330 --> 00:08:46,370 CHARLES: Well, I suppose it does show what can be achieved 184 00:08:46,370 --> 00:08:49,430 -with a little bit of effort. 185 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:52,800 It can get lonely, though. 186 00:08:54,770 --> 00:08:57,170 Sir. 187 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,300 The film. 188 00:08:58,300 --> 00:09:00,170 It´s about to start. 189 00:09:04,330 --> 00:09:05,600 JAMES: Have you ever seen "The Ladykillers" before? 190 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:06,630 MARY: I haven´t. 191 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,770 JAMES: 192 00:09:08,770 --> 00:09:09,800 -MARY: Oh. -I have to say, 193 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,500 it´s an interesting choice of Charlie Fraith 194 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:12,970 to be showing it at his festival. 195 00:09:16,170 --> 00:09:17,770 CHARLES: Ladies and gentlemen... 196 00:09:17,770 --> 00:09:22,000 welcome to Barfield and our first charity film screening. 197 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,370 I hope there will be many more. Enjoy. 198 00:09:34,170 --> 00:09:35,970 MARY: Oh, James. 199 00:09:38,170 --> 00:09:39,200 JAMES: Coming in for a quick one? 200 00:09:40,630 --> 00:09:42,430 MARY: I bet you say that to all the girls. 201 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:34,600 Victim is Jessica Tartinck. 202 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,170 Belonged to a group of ramblers from Dembley. 203 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,700 Farm laborer Joe Noakes found her first thing. 204 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:42,400 One word, Constable -- "alibi." 205 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,900 Checking them. 206 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:47,230 That´s why I have a 100% strike rate with solving murders. 207 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:50,630 We´ve only had one, which Agatha solved. 208 00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:52,970 Mr. Noakes. 209 00:10:52,970 --> 00:10:54,930 Where were you earlier this morning? 210 00:10:54,930 --> 00:10:56,330 I was home. Then here. 211 00:10:56,330 --> 00:10:59,800 And did you see anything or notice anyone acting suspicious? 212 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,700 Sir Charles. Arguing, like. 213 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,630 -Her. 214 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,030 Right old dingdong. 215 00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:06,630 Shouting and bellowing. 216 00:11:06,630 --> 00:11:08,770 I left them to it and headed over to the other field, 217 00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:10,530 but couldn´t find my spade, so came back, 218 00:11:10,530 --> 00:11:13,000 and that´s when I found the body. 219 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,370 Anything else? Anything at all? 220 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,170 Aye. 221 00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:19,370 I saw Sir Charles on the horizon. 222 00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:21,430 Running, he was. 223 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,200 Fast. 224 00:11:25,930 --> 00:11:27,830 What did I tell you? 225 00:11:27,830 --> 00:11:29,630 No alibi. 226 00:11:29,630 --> 00:11:32,900 No, but he did just place Sir Charles 227 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:35,800 behaving suspiciously at the scene of the crime 228 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,330 around the time of the murder. 229 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,030 CHARLES: I don´t believe this. It´s ridiculous. 230 00:11:47,030 --> 00:11:48,900 -Come on. -Look... 231 00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:50,370 of course I was running. 232 00:11:50,370 --> 00:11:51,830 -I was out jogging. -Yeah. 233 00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:53,570 Save it for the judge. 234 00:11:53,570 --> 00:11:55,600 -Ow! -Sorry. 235 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,830 -SARAH: Ah, Agatha. 236 00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:21,370 This is a friend of mine from the church, Deborah Camden. 237 00:12:21,370 --> 00:12:23,200 I need your help. 238 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,830 Okay. 239 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,300 I think the police are making a terrible mistake 240 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,600 suspecting Charlie. 241 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,730 It´s much more likely it was that manservant of his. 242 00:12:37,730 --> 00:12:39,500 He threatened us. 243 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,930 Okay, well, that´s all very interesting, 244 00:12:41,930 --> 00:12:43,700 but where do I fit in? 245 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:44,830 Ah, that´s my fault. 246 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,400 I might have mentioned that you´re... 247 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,800 An expert in these matters. 248 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,170 Oh, well, I wouldn´t go that far. 249 00:12:49,170 --> 00:12:51,170 Oh, but we so appreciated what you did before. 250 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:52,830 DEBORAH: Charlie´s only just been released. 251 00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:55,830 He´s still a suspect, but it can´t have been him. 252 00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:59,170 I need you to find out who really killed Jessica. 253 00:12:59,170 --> 00:13:02,800 I can fill you in on who´s who and what´s what. 254 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,400 Will you? For Charlie? 255 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,600 Please. 256 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,830 There´s been a murder, Gemma. 257 00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:13,600 No. No! I have not bumped off Mary. 258 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:17,170 Just get your tush over here right now. 259 00:13:18,170 --> 00:13:20,200 Good morning. 260 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,400 What´s happened? 261 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,600 I´ve got another case, 262 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,170 and you are gonna get me some background info. 263 00:13:25,170 --> 00:13:26,170 I´ve got to go to work. 264 00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:27,770 AGATHA: Yes, you do -- for me. 265 00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:28,800 Where´s Khusan? 266 00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:32,830 Oh, no. 267 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,530 Oh, God. 268 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,300 Khusan! Khusan! 269 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,730 -MAN: Oh! -WOMAN: My God. 270 00:13:44,730 --> 00:13:46,930 Khusan! 271 00:13:46,930 --> 00:13:48,700 No, Khusan! 272 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,170 Put it away! 273 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:55,930 So, this is Dembley, and according to Deborah, 274 00:13:55,930 --> 00:13:57,700 victim... 275 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,330 ...Jessica Tartinck. 276 00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:03,770 -Suspects... 277 00:14:03,770 --> 00:14:04,770 ...Charlie boy 278 00:14:04,770 --> 00:14:08,000 and his gun-wielding manservant, Gustav... 279 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,330 Deborah´s walker mates... 280 00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:11,570 which includes Jeff, Jessica´s boyfriend; 281 00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:14,970 and two ladies that work at the garden center in Dembley, 282 00:14:14,970 --> 00:14:18,230 Kirsty and Alice. 283 00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:19,570 And what about Joe Noakes? 284 00:14:19,570 --> 00:14:22,170 ´Cause he found the body, didn´t he? 285 00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:24,030 Yeah. 286 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:27,000 -Joe Noakes. 287 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,330 What? We´re just brainstorming. 288 00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:29,300 It´s what we do in P.R. 289 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,970 We just...kick stuff around... 290 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,170 think outside the box... 291 00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,370 throw stuff at the wall, see what sticks. 292 00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:35,970 You don´t know where to start, do you? 293 00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:37,500 No idea. You? 294 00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:40,400 Well, in terms of the murder scene, okay, 295 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,770 there are two ways across the field 296 00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:43,170 to where Jessica was killed -- 297 00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:44,700 one going towards the house there... 298 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,530 the other one going diagonally across 299 00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:48,300 where the crops are heavier there. 300 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:51,170 So the killer could have easily come from the diagonal 301 00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:52,530 and been hidden by the crops, 302 00:14:52,530 --> 00:14:54,770 which is good news for the salt pot. 303 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:57,170 Oh, Sir Charlie. Yeah. 304 00:14:57,170 --> 00:14:59,170 Means he could be innocent. 305 00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:01,200 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 306 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,700 Where do you think you´re going? Where´s my research? 307 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:06,830 Something of the campaigner, your Jessica. 308 00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:10,330 Ancient rights-of-way, road protests, fracking -- 309 00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:11,970 You name it, she´s banged on about it. 310 00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:14,230 AGATHA: She must have made a lot of enemies. 311 00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:21,400 Right, well, we have to speak to Sir Charles as soon as we can. 312 00:15:24,530 --> 00:15:25,970 -Roy. -Yes. 313 00:15:25,970 --> 00:15:27,570 I need you to do a little bit of digging 314 00:15:27,570 --> 00:15:29,970 on the rest of the ramblers for me -- fast. 315 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,700 -Mwah, mwah. -Mwah, mwah. 316 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,900 Bye, Aggie. 317 00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:36,300 Goodbye, Khusan. 318 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:40,170 Mefiez-vous de l´illusion de la connaissance. 319 00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:48,770 Mef-- Meffy what, what? 320 00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:59,600 Hello. Remember me? Agatha Raisin. 321 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,000 And you are? 322 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,930 Her cleaner. 323 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,800 That P.R. woman and... 324 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,830 her cleaner. 325 00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:13,370 AGATHA: Oh, James. 326 00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:14,900 What are you doing here? 327 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,770 I could ask you the same question. 328 00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:18,600 I asked James to come over. 329 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,200 I´m in a spot of trouble. 330 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,170 So I gather. 331 00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:23,500 Deborah Camden asked me to investigate the murder. 332 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:26,230 Well, what can you find out that the police can´t? 333 00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:28,230 Well, heel marks for a start. 334 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:29,300 Lots of them. 335 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,700 Now, who would come out here in heels? 336 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,730 Any women visiting this morning, Charlie boy? 337 00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:37,000 -No. -Right, well. 338 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,730 We shall continue with our inquiries, then. 339 00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:40,700 How exactly? 340 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,630 By thinking outside the box, James. 341 00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:46,630 Throwing our brains against the wall and seeing what sticks. 342 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:49,300 You could always just get a good lawyer. 343 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,770 How about -- a bit of a stupid idea. 344 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:53,930 Okay, how about you two go undercover 345 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,530 to suss out the ramblers? 346 00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:58,630 We could do. 347 00:16:58,630 --> 00:17:00,300 Why would we do that? 348 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,800 I mean, you haven´t met them, have you? 349 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,970 They don´t know who you are in Dembley. 350 00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:05,900 So you could get Deborah to introduce you to everyone, 351 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,500 and then, you know, steam on in, do your biz. 352 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,630 Bob´s your uncle. 353 00:17:09,630 --> 00:17:11,570 What do you mean by the "biz" exactly? 354 00:17:11,570 --> 00:17:13,000 -JAMES: The investigating. -Right. 355 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,900 And you´re right -- It´s a terrible idea. 356 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,030 Well, I´ve got to do something, James. 357 00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:19,770 And if it´s any help, I own a cottage in Dembley. 358 00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:22,500 Oh. 359 00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:25,330 Oh, thank you, God. 360 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,370 Here we are. 361 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,370 How long are you staying? 362 00:17:45,370 --> 00:17:47,730 As long as it takes... 363 00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:51,970 to get Charlie off the hook and find the killer. 364 00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:40,170 I´ll...take the spare room. 365 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,300 Hi, Aggie. It´s Roy. 366 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,500 AGATHA: What? 367 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,170 I think I´ve got something for you. 368 00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:55,930 It´s about Jeff Benson. 369 00:18:55,930 --> 00:18:57,170 Well, I´m all ears. 370 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,970 ROY: Ahh! 371 00:18:58,970 --> 00:19:01,700 I´ll send it over right away. 372 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,770 Hiya, Jeff. 373 00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:28,570 Are you still up for meeting later? 374 00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:29,970 It´s okay, Kirsty. 375 00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:32,930 I know you saw Jess after the film night. 376 00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:35,630 Nothing happened. 377 00:19:35,630 --> 00:19:37,900 Jeff, I promise. 378 00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:53,170 Another word for you -- "stakeout." 379 00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:56,770 Perfect view of the garden center at 11:00, 380 00:19:56,770 --> 00:19:59,830 where two of our possible suspects are working. 381 00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:05,400 And over there at, mm, 3:00, the pub, 382 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:09,700 where the deceased´s boyfriend, Jeff Benson, is hanging out. 383 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:12,030 Notice anything? 384 00:20:12,030 --> 00:20:14,770 BILL: He´s smoking a fag. 385 00:20:14,770 --> 00:20:17,800 My trained eyes see something different. 386 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,900 A man in a pub in the middle of the day -- 387 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:24,330 I´d say that was a sign of a guilty conscience. 388 00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:27,500 Or a man lost because his girlfriend´s just been murdered. 389 00:20:29,170 --> 00:20:31,200 Ooh! Ooh! He´s on the move. 390 00:20:57,170 --> 00:21:01,030 Deborah Camden is joining them, too. 391 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:03,370 They´re all in on it. 392 00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:06,500 Or meeting for a coffee. 393 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,230 WILKES: Mm. 394 00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:16,930 Jeff Benson... 395 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,400 BILL: But what are they doing here? 396 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,230 Deborah´s going to introduce us as new friends 397 00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:24,700 that she´s just met. 398 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,370 -As I´ll ever be. 399 00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:29,230 Look, understated and natural -- That´s how we´re playing it. 400 00:21:29,230 --> 00:21:31,930 Low-key is my middle name, James. 401 00:21:31,930 --> 00:21:33,430 Come along. 402 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,370 -DEBORAH: Hi. -Hi. 403 00:21:40,370 --> 00:21:43,900 Can I, uh, introduce some friends of mine? 404 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,830 This is... 405 00:21:45,830 --> 00:21:47,900 Mr. and Mrs. Lacey. 406 00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:49,730 James and Agatha. 407 00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:51,300 Or Aggie and... 408 00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,930 Jay Jay. 409 00:21:52,930 --> 00:21:54,570 Yeah, we´ve just moved into the area, 410 00:21:54,570 --> 00:21:57,730 and there´s nothing we like more than to ramble, 411 00:21:57,730 --> 00:21:59,930 if you´ll pardon the expression. 412 00:21:59,930 --> 00:22:01,730 Yes, we´ve heard all about your group -- 413 00:22:01,730 --> 00:22:04,970 the campaigns, the rights-of-way. 414 00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:07,970 I think we´re probably finished with all that nonsense now. 415 00:22:07,970 --> 00:22:10,800 Maybe we should carry on in Jess´ memory. 416 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,230 The campaigns were led by a friend of ours. 417 00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:17,500 -They were her thing. -Not her only thing. 418 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,370 Have some respect. 419 00:22:20,930 --> 00:22:24,700 I don´t think you´ve picked the right moment, to be honest. 420 00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:27,000 Our friend, she went out on a walk... 421 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,970 and was killed. 422 00:22:29,630 --> 00:22:31,330 -Oh. 423 00:22:31,330 --> 00:22:34,170 AGATHA: Oh. Oh, how awful. 424 00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:36,370 Why did Jess go out on her own? It just -- 425 00:22:36,370 --> 00:22:38,030 Well, I´m just wondering, you know, 426 00:22:38,030 --> 00:22:40,430 with you being a group and all. 427 00:22:40,430 --> 00:22:41,970 Sorry. Can we not do this now? 428 00:22:41,970 --> 00:22:44,370 -I´m really not in the mood. -Of course. 429 00:22:44,370 --> 00:22:46,900 I-I think it´s best if we leave you to it. 430 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:50,770 If you do decide to go out again, we´d love to join you. 431 00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:53,700 Aggie. 432 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:54,900 Yes? 433 00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:58,630 -Darling. 434 00:23:04,570 --> 00:23:06,170 Jay Jay? 435 00:23:06,170 --> 00:23:07,900 What are you doing saying we´re married? 436 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,830 What are you doing making us leave? 437 00:23:09,830 --> 00:23:11,600 The boyfriend was about to open up. 438 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:12,930 Yeah, and land a punch on you. 439 00:23:12,930 --> 00:23:16,170 And don´t get me started on the lipstick lesbians. 440 00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:17,530 Alice and Kirsty. 441 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:20,030 They´re gay, and they´re an item. 442 00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:21,630 Alice was wearing a rainbow bracelet, 443 00:23:21,630 --> 00:23:22,730 and she was not at all happy 444 00:23:22,730 --> 00:23:24,830 about Kirsty being nice about Jess. 445 00:23:24,830 --> 00:23:26,170 Not now, Bill. 446 00:23:26,170 --> 00:23:29,730 Jeff Benson -- Find out why he resigned from his job. 447 00:23:29,730 --> 00:23:31,630 Where are we going? 448 00:23:31,630 --> 00:23:35,200 To wait for our saucy Sapphic sisters. 449 00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:40,030 The Laceys seemed nice, didn´t they? 450 00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:41,830 I don´t know. They seemed a bit odd to me. 451 00:23:41,830 --> 00:23:43,830 There´s something not right. 452 00:24:09,770 --> 00:24:11,230 I´ll...catch you up. 453 00:24:11,230 --> 00:24:12,800 Okay. 454 00:24:17,570 --> 00:24:19,170 Hello, again. 455 00:24:19,170 --> 00:24:21,700 I´m sorry if I put my foot in it in the café. 456 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:25,500 No. No, it´s not your fault. 457 00:24:26,530 --> 00:24:29,630 Everything´s just a bit raw at the moment. 458 00:24:29,630 --> 00:24:31,000 I´m sure. 459 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,600 Well, I´m a good listener... 460 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,770 if it any help. 461 00:24:48,030 --> 00:24:49,600 James. 462 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,570 What are you doing here? 463 00:24:51,570 --> 00:24:53,030 JAMES: Compost. 464 00:24:53,030 --> 00:24:54,700 In need of compost. 465 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:56,400 Was that Agatha you were with? 466 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,700 What? No. 467 00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:00,370 Well, yes. 468 00:25:00,370 --> 00:25:01,570 Sort of. 469 00:25:01,570 --> 00:25:03,300 Oh. Which is it? 470 00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:04,900 Just bumped into her. 471 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:05,830 Fancy that. 472 00:25:05,830 --> 00:25:07,430 Fancy. 473 00:25:07,430 --> 00:25:08,700 So, you´ll be free to join me 474 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:10,000 for something to eat later, then. 475 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,700 What? I mean... 476 00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:13,930 that would be great. 477 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,770 That must be hard, though. 478 00:25:17,770 --> 00:25:21,700 You know -- working together and being a couple. 479 00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:24,730 Is it that obvious? 480 00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:26,900 We don´t like to shout about it. 481 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:30,230 The village isn´t that understanding. 482 00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:33,700 What happened the other night? 483 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:39,400 We went to a film night, and, uh, it kicked off afterwards. 484 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,830 But not about walking, right? 485 00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:43,170 No. 486 00:25:43,170 --> 00:25:45,970 Jess, she, um... 487 00:25:45,970 --> 00:25:47,500 she made a pass at me. 488 00:25:48,230 --> 00:25:50,800 She used her sexuality as a weapon. 489 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,930 No one was safe. 490 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,430 Anyway, nothing happened, but... 491 00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:58,900 try telling the others that. 492 00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:01,630 I, um... 493 00:26:01,630 --> 00:26:03,330 I should get back. 494 00:26:03,330 --> 00:26:05,500 -Okay. 495 00:26:29,230 --> 00:26:31,400 Come on, pick up. 496 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,030 James, it´s me. 497 00:26:33,030 --> 00:26:35,170 I´m in the Wendy house. 498 00:26:35,170 --> 00:26:37,700 I think onto something. 499 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:48,030 Aah! 500 00:26:48,030 --> 00:26:49,400 Bill! 501 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,830 What are you doing creeping around? 502 00:26:51,830 --> 00:26:53,170 Who are you to talk? 503 00:26:53,170 --> 00:26:57,170 What are you and James Lacey doing in Dembley? 504 00:26:58,170 --> 00:26:59,630 -Posing as a married couple. 505 00:26:59,630 --> 00:27:00,970 Why didn´t you ask me? 506 00:27:00,970 --> 00:27:03,230 Oh, Bill. Just tell me about Jeff Benson. 507 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,300 School say he left by mutual consent. 508 00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:08,570 Yeah, well, that´s a P.R. phrase if ever there was one. 509 00:27:08,570 --> 00:27:10,400 That means he did something bad. 510 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,330 Bill. 511 00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:22,400 This is cozy. 512 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:26,430 Listen, we have got suspects with real motives. 513 00:27:26,430 --> 00:27:28,730 Jess made a pass at Kirsty. 514 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,500 I know. 515 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:34,300 This place -- It´s a hotbed of seething sexuality. 516 00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:35,830 Clearly I´m living in the wrong village. 517 00:27:35,830 --> 00:27:38,170 Anyway, I don´t suppose that would have pleased 518 00:27:38,170 --> 00:27:40,600 either of their partners, Jeff or Alice. 519 00:27:47,030 --> 00:27:48,200 Ooh. 520 00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:54,370 Do I need a funny handshake, or can anyone come in? 521 00:27:54,370 --> 00:27:56,770 Ahh. 522 00:27:56,770 --> 00:27:58,730 Ooh. Ooh. 523 00:28:01,030 --> 00:28:04,330 Right. What´s going on? 524 00:28:04,330 --> 00:28:05,700 -Uh-oh. 525 00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,730 Police business! 526 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,170 Wow. 527 00:28:28,370 --> 00:28:30,970 -Deborah. -Agatha, hi. 528 00:28:30,970 --> 00:28:32,400 I could use a second opinion. 529 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,830 What do you think of this one -- gorgeous or what? 530 00:28:34,830 --> 00:28:36,600 Absolutely fabulous. 531 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:37,930 Where you going? 532 00:28:37,930 --> 00:28:41,600 Charlie´s got rid of that horrid Gustav and asked me over. 533 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,500 This could be my one-way ticket to becoming somebody. 534 00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:47,170 Charlie´s managed it. Why can´t I? 535 00:28:47,170 --> 00:28:48,700 Today, a physics teacher. 536 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:51,330 Tomorrow, Lady Fraith. 537 00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:53,170 Lady Fraith? 538 00:28:53,170 --> 00:28:55,030 That´s a little bit of a leap, isn´t it? 539 00:28:55,030 --> 00:28:57,930 No, no. Tonight´s the night. 540 00:28:57,930 --> 00:28:59,030 What? The... 541 00:28:59,030 --> 00:29:01,900 I think he´s going to propose. 542 00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:03,730 Huh? What?! 543 00:29:03,730 --> 00:29:06,430 Whoa, whoa. Hang on a sec. 544 00:29:06,430 --> 00:29:08,500 -I-I hope so. 545 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,930 It´s -- It´s all been such a whirlwind. 546 00:29:10,930 --> 00:29:12,800 See, he´s my first... 547 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,530 real boyfriend and... 548 00:29:14,530 --> 00:29:17,030 Anyway, enough about me. 549 00:29:17,030 --> 00:29:19,230 How´s the investigation going? 550 00:29:19,230 --> 00:29:21,300 Uh, okay. 551 00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:22,770 Why don´t you tell me about your friends? 552 00:29:22,770 --> 00:29:25,200 -Through work. 553 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,170 I got a job at the same school as Jessica and Jeff. 554 00:29:28,170 --> 00:29:30,400 Mm. 555 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,700 Did you know she swung both ways? 556 00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:35,170 -Mm-hmm. 557 00:29:35,170 --> 00:29:36,170 No way. 558 00:29:36,170 --> 00:29:39,000 I-I had no idea. 559 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:03,030 Meow. 560 00:30:03,030 --> 00:30:06,530 -Meow. 561 00:30:08,830 --> 00:30:11,900 I...thought I´d check on Hodge. 562 00:30:11,900 --> 00:30:15,730 Oh. Well, Aggie asked me to do that. 563 00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:19,170 Missing Agatha, are you? 564 00:30:19,170 --> 00:30:21,000 No. 565 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,570 What´s all this? 566 00:30:22,570 --> 00:30:24,700 Yeah, that´s all the suspects at the scene. 567 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,700 Oh. If you include this one. 568 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,330 What´s with the quote? 569 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:35,770 Yeah, Aggie thinks that´s a gift from the gods, that. 570 00:30:42,770 --> 00:30:44,030 Thank you. 571 00:30:44,030 --> 00:30:46,200 Wife at home, is she? 572 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,700 Yes. Yes, she is. 573 00:30:52,770 --> 00:30:55,400 Did he say something about "wife"? 574 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,400 Wi-Fi. 575 00:30:59,170 --> 00:31:01,400 Ah. Cheers. 576 00:31:07,630 --> 00:31:08,970 Aah! 577 00:32:01,930 --> 00:32:03,030 Agatha. 578 00:32:03,030 --> 00:32:05,570 Zip it, stranger. 579 00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:09,030 And what do you think you´re playing at, Jay Jay? 580 00:32:09,030 --> 00:32:10,830 I´ve been slaving over a hot stove for hours... 581 00:32:10,830 --> 00:32:12,770 -Hang on just a second. -...cooking your dinner. 582 00:32:12,770 --> 00:32:14,170 Would somebody please tell me what´s going on? 583 00:32:14,170 --> 00:32:15,930 And you can tell this trollop where to get off. 584 00:32:15,930 --> 00:32:18,730 Oh! I´m not gonna stay here and be insulted! 585 00:32:18,730 --> 00:32:19,700 AGATHA: Oh, good. 586 00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:20,900 Because you´re not welcome. 587 00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:23,430 You are in the wrong village. 588 00:32:23,430 --> 00:32:25,370 Deborah, it´s Jeff. 589 00:32:25,370 --> 00:32:27,700 [ Answering machine beeps, door slams ] 590 00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:29,570 I´ve said I´m sorry. 591 00:32:29,570 --> 00:32:32,230 Okay? And I get that I may have overreacted a little. 592 00:32:32,230 --> 00:32:33,430 A little?! 593 00:32:33,430 --> 00:32:35,000 I´m getting my stuff and leaving. 594 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,900 Don´t be so ridiculous! 595 00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:37,930 Why would you do that? 596 00:32:37,930 --> 00:32:39,600 I never said that I would be here this evening. 597 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,700 You had no right to assume otherwise. 598 00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:44,500 You are not my wife! 599 00:33:12,770 --> 00:33:14,000 CHARLES: James. Charlie. 600 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,200 Agatha is an absolute star. 601 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,400 I couldn´t get you on the mobile, but just so you know, 602 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,930 the ramblers weren´t sure about you 603 00:33:19,930 --> 00:33:21,500 until Agatha kicked off in the pub. 604 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,330 Now they´re convinced you´re a married couple. 605 00:33:24,330 --> 00:33:26,900 Tell her from me she´s a great actress. 606 00:33:26,900 --> 00:33:28,900 -Bye. 607 00:33:38,570 --> 00:33:40,570 -Aggie! Watch out! -Aah! 608 00:33:57,530 --> 00:33:59,200 Have I died? 609 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,800 You had quite a shock. 610 00:34:02,930 --> 00:34:04,400 Thank you for saving me. 611 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,370 I owed you. 612 00:34:07,370 --> 00:34:10,170 For not realizing that your little stunt in the pub 613 00:34:10,170 --> 00:34:11,430 was an act. 614 00:34:11,430 --> 00:34:13,370 Yeah. 615 00:34:13,370 --> 00:34:15,530 You were faking, weren´t you? 616 00:34:16,630 --> 00:34:19,170 We need to find out who was driving the car. 617 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:23,570 I know who the car belongs to. 618 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,630 -CHARLES: Come through. -AGATHA: Thank you. 619 00:34:26,630 --> 00:34:29,900 -It´s Gustav´s day off. -Ah. 620 00:34:30,530 --> 00:34:32,300 -AGATHA: Lovely. 621 00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:33,330 Thanks. 622 00:34:34,830 --> 00:34:37,830 You´ve got your feet firmly under the table, haven´t you? 623 00:34:37,830 --> 00:34:40,170 So, did he go down on one knee, then? 624 00:34:40,170 --> 00:34:41,170 Not yet. 625 00:34:41,170 --> 00:34:42,730 CHARLES: How can I help? 626 00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:46,630 I know you drive a Land Rover most of the time. 627 00:34:46,630 --> 00:34:49,000 But do you still have that old Cortina? 628 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,400 I can´t bear to part with it. 629 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,970 Mm. Did you use it last night? 630 00:34:52,970 --> 00:34:54,370 No. We were here all night. 631 00:34:54,370 --> 00:34:55,800 Why? 632 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,400 Does anyone else use it? 633 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,600 Well, the keys are in the kitchen. 634 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,400 Gustav sometimes takes it out. 635 00:35:03,230 --> 00:35:05,000 Gustav? 636 00:35:07,170 --> 00:35:08,830 No? 637 00:35:08,830 --> 00:35:10,370 Hmm. 638 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,330 He usually goes shooting on the road on his days off. 639 00:35:14,330 --> 00:35:17,300 Would you look at that? 640 00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:19,170 Heels. 641 00:35:21,030 --> 00:35:22,230 JAMES: That´s right, Bill. 642 00:35:22,230 --> 00:35:25,400 Shooting range near Barfield House. 643 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,570 Yes, of course. We´ll leave you to it. 644 00:35:28,570 --> 00:35:30,000 The police are heading over there. 645 00:35:32,170 --> 00:35:34,170 I just don´t get it. 646 00:35:34,170 --> 00:35:36,500 Why would Gustav try and run me over? 647 00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:38,170 Because you were onto him. 648 00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:39,800 But that´s just it -- I wasn´t. 649 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,400 Nothing had gone wrong with Gustav´s plan. 650 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,970 So why risk breaking cover? 651 00:35:43,970 --> 00:35:45,970 Maybe he cracked under pressure. 652 00:35:45,970 --> 00:35:48,430 Doesn´t really look like cracking type. 653 00:35:48,430 --> 00:35:50,400 Are you coming or what? 654 00:35:57,030 --> 00:35:57,830 Pull. 655 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,200 What do you want? 656 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,800 JEFF: I knew it was you. It had to be. 657 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:11,330 JAMES: Come on, guys. 658 00:36:11,330 --> 00:36:13,230 Put the guns down. 659 00:36:13,230 --> 00:36:14,630 I want justice for Jessica. 660 00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:16,400 -We all do. -He threatened us. 661 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,300 -He warned her. -You were trespassing. 662 00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:21,370 I said, "Put the guns down." 663 00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:28,570 Where were you last night when Sir Charles was with Deborah? 664 00:36:28,570 --> 00:36:30,970 Leicester. 665 00:36:30,970 --> 00:36:33,900 I promised Sir Charles´ father I would protect him, 666 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:37,000 so I took my car and went to see where Deborah grew up 667 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,600 to try and understand what she´s up to. 668 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,170 Can anyone confirm that you were there? 669 00:36:42,170 --> 00:36:43,600 Her parents can. They saw me. 670 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,370 They came out and told me to go away. 671 00:36:47,370 --> 00:36:49,170 Well, if he didn´t do it, who did? 672 00:36:49,170 --> 00:36:51,530 Well, you could have, for starters. 673 00:36:51,530 --> 00:36:54,500 Possibly jealous of Jess´ voracious sexual appetite. 674 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:56,300 I didn´t give a damn about them. 675 00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:57,600 It´s a free world. 676 00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,370 Really? 677 00:36:59,370 --> 00:37:01,630 Well, why did you leave your job under a cloud? 678 00:37:01,630 --> 00:37:04,330 A pupil heard about Jessica´s bisexuality 679 00:37:04,330 --> 00:37:05,700 and mocked her for it. 680 00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:08,430 She didn´t give a damn, but I... 681 00:37:08,430 --> 00:37:10,500 I lashed out. 682 00:37:11,170 --> 00:37:13,170 I made a mistake. 683 00:37:13,170 --> 00:37:15,370 Defending her honor? 684 00:37:15,370 --> 00:37:17,430 Jess was trouble, all right. 685 00:37:17,430 --> 00:37:20,300 But she was my trouble. 686 00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:23,330 She was everything to me, and I loved her. 687 00:37:23,330 --> 00:37:25,170 I didn´t kill her. 688 00:37:25,170 --> 00:37:26,970 I wouldn´t lay a finger on her. 689 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,300 Jeff... 690 00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:32,830 put the gun down. 691 00:37:47,330 --> 00:37:49,570 Nobody move! 692 00:37:49,570 --> 00:37:53,300 Should we go back to bed? 693 00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:55,170 Um, listen... 694 00:37:55,170 --> 00:37:58,770 I think we´ve had enough of that, don´t you? 695 00:37:58,770 --> 00:38:00,730 It´s time to get serious. 696 00:38:02,330 --> 00:38:05,500 Look, we -- We´ve had our meaningless fun. 697 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:08,770 And now it´s over. 698 00:38:13,330 --> 00:38:15,830 I´m sorry. 699 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,730 BILL: You think someone´s framing Gustav? 700 00:38:22,730 --> 00:38:23,700 AGATHA: Yes, I do. 701 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:24,630 And then Sir Charles 702 00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:26,570 said that he leaves his car keys in the kitchen. 703 00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:28,970 So pretty much anyone could have taken them last night. 704 00:38:28,970 --> 00:38:30,370 The murderer being who? 705 00:38:30,370 --> 00:38:32,730 Alice is our main suspect now. 706 00:38:32,730 --> 00:38:34,600 Jess made a pass at her girlfriend. 707 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:35,930 She knows we´re sniffing around. 708 00:38:35,930 --> 00:38:39,370 Maybe she stole the car and tried to run Agatha down. 709 00:38:39,370 --> 00:38:41,330 We´ll bring her in. 710 00:38:41,330 --> 00:38:42,770 Oh. 711 00:38:42,770 --> 00:38:44,170 I saw your suspects table. 712 00:38:44,170 --> 00:38:45,400 You were one short, by the way. 713 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,900 You were missing a monkey. 714 00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:49,170 And I cracked your message from the gods -- 715 00:38:49,170 --> 00:38:52,400 "Beware the illusion of knowledge." 716 00:38:54,770 --> 00:38:55,970 AGATHA: What does that mean? 717 00:38:55,970 --> 00:38:57,200 No idea. 718 00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,170 What was Bill on about monkeys? 719 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,800 Oh, my suspects table. 720 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,170 He thinks I´ve missed someone out, 721 00:39:02,170 --> 00:39:03,430 but we just didn´t include Deborah 722 00:39:03,430 --> 00:39:05,400 because she´s the one who asked me to investigate. 723 00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:09,030 That´s it! 724 00:39:09,030 --> 00:39:10,330 Brake like that again, it will be. 725 00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:16,800 -That way. 726 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,430 -But I´m very happy to walk! 727 00:39:20,930 --> 00:39:22,170 AGATHA: Sex, sex. 728 00:39:22,170 --> 00:39:25,170 -It´s all about sex. -Two hands on the wheel, please. 729 00:39:25,170 --> 00:39:28,330 Deborah looked stunned when I mentioned Jessica´s bisexuality. 730 00:39:28,330 --> 00:39:30,370 I thought that it was because she didn´t know about it. 731 00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:34,730 But what if it was that she was more horrified that I did know? 732 00:39:34,730 --> 00:39:37,230 But Deborah was with Charlie last night. 733 00:39:37,230 --> 00:39:39,730 She could have snuck off. We´re only down the road. 734 00:39:39,730 --> 00:39:42,800 Yeah, but as you said, she asked you to investigate. 735 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,000 To help get Charlie off the hook. 736 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,530 Come on! 737 00:39:46,530 --> 00:39:50,530 -I think she framed Gustav 738 00:39:50,530 --> 00:39:52,800 and totally underestimated me. 739 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,400 -No, no, no! No! 740 00:39:57,170 --> 00:39:58,930 AGATHA: Oh! 741 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:08,370 Bloody road hog! 742 00:40:10,770 --> 00:40:12,900 What do we do now? 743 00:40:13,570 --> 00:40:15,170 We ramble. 744 00:40:15,170 --> 00:40:17,730 -Charlie´s in danger. 745 00:40:17,730 --> 00:40:19,700 You said that Deborah thinks he´s going to propose. 746 00:40:19,700 --> 00:40:23,000 Yes, and you said that he wasn´t about to any time soon. 747 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:27,300 And if he doesn´t, hell hath no fury. 748 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,330 I´ll give you "meaningless fun"! 749 00:40:41,430 --> 00:40:44,970 Bill? Barfield House -- now! 750 00:41:16,970 --> 00:41:18,000 Where´s Charles? 751 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,570 There´s been an accident. 752 00:41:19,570 --> 00:41:21,630 I-I think he´s killed himself. 753 00:41:21,630 --> 00:41:24,970 Only he hasn´t, has he, Deborah? 754 00:41:24,970 --> 00:41:26,330 Something that Kirsty said. 755 00:41:26,330 --> 00:41:29,930 That Jessica used her sexuality as a weapon 756 00:41:29,930 --> 00:41:32,700 and that nobody was safe. 757 00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:34,900 You weren´t safe, were you? 758 00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:36,170 I don´t know what you mean. 759 00:41:36,170 --> 00:41:40,770 Kirsty was strong enough to resist Jessica´s advances. 760 00:41:40,770 --> 00:41:43,030 But you weren´t, were you? 761 00:41:43,030 --> 00:41:45,570 New girl in town. 762 00:41:45,570 --> 00:41:49,600 An innocent ripe for the taking. 763 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,700 What happened? 764 00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:53,730 God, it... 765 00:41:53,730 --> 00:41:56,600 It was just one night. 766 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,500 It all had been forgotten until I sat there after the film night 767 00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:01,770 and told her I was going to marry Charlie. 768 00:42:01,770 --> 00:42:04,230 She laughed in my face... 769 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:08,030 wondered what he´d think if he knew I´d slept with her. 770 00:42:08,030 --> 00:42:09,230 She was gonna tell him. 771 00:42:09,230 --> 00:42:10,530 And you couldn´t risk that? 772 00:42:10,530 --> 00:42:12,300 This was my chance. 773 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:13,900 This was my shot. 774 00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:16,170 -I just wanted... 775 00:42:16,170 --> 00:42:17,570 ...something more. 776 00:42:17,570 --> 00:42:19,730 Can you understand that? 777 00:42:21,970 --> 00:42:23,370 Yes, I can. 778 00:42:25,170 --> 00:42:28,530 [ Engine shuts off, vehicle doors open, close ] 779 00:42:37,370 --> 00:42:39,500 JAMES: Ah, that´s great news. 780 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,770 No, I´m really please to hear it. 781 00:42:41,770 --> 00:42:43,970 Okay, speak later. Bye. 782 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,370 Well, the hospital´s gonna keep him in over night, 783 00:42:47,370 --> 00:42:49,530 but Charlie is gonna be fine. 784 00:42:49,530 --> 00:42:53,170 And he says that he is eternally grateful. 785 00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:55,970 So...what about you and Mary? 786 00:42:55,970 --> 00:42:57,900 I... 787 00:42:57,900 --> 00:42:59,170 sent her some flowers. 788 00:43:00,370 --> 00:43:04,400 Sorry...if I complicated things. 789 00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:07,170 Ready to go? 790 00:43:07,170 --> 00:43:10,170 Yeah. 791 00:43:11,170 --> 00:43:13,030 Ready. 792 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,370 Hey. 793 00:43:32,370 --> 00:43:34,930 It´s arrived. 794 00:43:34,930 --> 00:43:37,600 Khusan´s Naked Yoga video. 795 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:38,930 Are we doing yoga? 796 00:43:38,930 --> 00:43:41,170 No, not doing it. Watching it. 797 00:43:41,170 --> 00:43:43,170 Oh. 798 00:43:50,570 --> 00:43:52,330 Thank you. 799 00:44:12,170 --> 00:44:14,830 How was married life, then? 800 00:44:14,830 --> 00:44:16,370 Overrated.