1 00:01:12,830 --> 00:01:14,704 Good morning, George! 2 00:01:26,135 --> 00:01:28,673 Up she goes! 3 00:01:35,770 --> 00:01:37,430 Thanks, George! 4 00:02:23,150 --> 00:02:26,151 Hey! The comics are good today, George! 5 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:31,359 Okay, I'll put it on your tab. Enjoy! 6 00:04:00,665 --> 00:04:03,037 Okay. Okay. Okay. 7 00:04:04,168 --> 00:04:05,710 Now I'm awake. 8 00:04:09,799 --> 00:04:13,049 7:45? Oh, no, I'm late! 9 00:04:16,514 --> 00:04:17,545 Oh! 10 00:04:29,527 --> 00:04:32,018 Sorry, George, I don't have time for the paper today. 11 00:04:32,113 --> 00:04:34,105 I'm late for my meeting with Mr Bloomsberry. 12 00:04:34,198 --> 00:04:35,657 Wish me luck! 13 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:47,419 Reason 12, I organised all the pencils in the museum 14 00:04:47,503 --> 00:04:49,875 according to size and sharpness. 15 00:04:49,964 --> 00:04:53,748 Reason 24, I arranged for the toothbrushes of the British royalty exhibit... 16 00:04:53,843 --> 00:04:57,591 Well, the display case, whatever. 17 00:04:58,264 --> 00:05:01,929 Reason 33, I colour-coded the colour-code labels. 18 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:05,348 Sorry I'm late, Mr Bloomsberry. 19 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:06,552 Fore! 20 00:05:06,647 --> 00:05:07,762 Whoa! 21 00:05:11,235 --> 00:05:14,320 Since you announced your retirement, I've been thinking, 22 00:05:14,405 --> 00:05:17,406 and, well, I've put together 50 reasons, 23 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:20,907 35 sub-reasons and a handful of compelling arguments 24 00:05:20,995 --> 00:05:22,822 why, of all the candidates to replace you, 25 00:05:22,914 --> 00:05:24,574 - I should... - Ted, 26 00:05:25,666 --> 00:05:27,992 you're not one of the candidates. 27 00:05:29,212 --> 00:05:30,410 Oh... 28 00:05:31,547 --> 00:05:33,623 Thanks for seeing me, sir. I... 29 00:05:33,716 --> 00:05:35,709 You're the only candidate. 30 00:05:36,260 --> 00:05:37,968 - I am? - Yes! 31 00:05:38,763 --> 00:05:41,301 I couldn't imagine leaving the Bloomsberry Museum 32 00:05:41,390 --> 00:05:43,217 in the hands of anybody else. 33 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:45,634 - Not even Junior Bloomsberry? - My son? 34 00:05:45,728 --> 00:05:48,848 Heavens, no! He has other ambitions. 35 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:54,226 You've earned this, Ted. 36 00:05:55,988 --> 00:05:58,526 Me, a museum director! 37 00:05:59,742 --> 00:06:02,529 And all you've got to do is get approved by the Board of Directors 38 00:06:02,620 --> 00:06:04,280 at their annual meeting next week. 39 00:06:04,372 --> 00:06:05,996 The Board of Directors? 40 00:06:06,082 --> 00:06:10,827 But they're powerful, intimidating men, with moustaches! 41 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,327 And male pattern baldness. 42 00:06:14,006 --> 00:06:17,671 Relax, Ted. They're just as scared of you as you are of them. 43 00:06:18,636 --> 00:06:20,545 - Really? - Absolutely. 44 00:06:22,098 --> 00:06:23,841 No, wait, that's bears. 45 00:06:23,933 --> 00:06:27,218 Anyway, just tell the Board your vision for the museum. 46 00:06:27,311 --> 00:06:29,351 Make them believe in you. 47 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,183 Inspire them. 48 00:06:31,399 --> 00:06:32,430 No... 49 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:39,696 Huh? Oh! Oh! 50 00:06:39,782 --> 00:06:40,861 Okay. 51 00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:43,026 Sure, I can do that. 52 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:56,215 Ted, all of your hard work is finally paying off, and I'm very proud of you. 53 00:06:56,841 --> 00:07:02,001 But even future museum directors need to take a little time off. 54 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,050 But I've only got one week 55 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:07,675 to put together my whole "Priorities for the Future" presentation. 56 00:07:07,768 --> 00:07:10,094 Most people only talk about the future. Not me. 57 00:07:10,187 --> 00:07:12,097 I put it in a binder! 58 00:07:16,027 --> 00:07:17,058 Hi, George. 59 00:07:21,324 --> 00:07:22,569 What? 60 00:07:30,124 --> 00:07:32,081 - You want to see the elephant? - Uh-huh. 61 00:07:32,168 --> 00:07:34,291 Sorry, George. Not today. 62 00:07:35,713 --> 00:07:38,038 I gotta pick the colours for my bar graphs. 63 00:07:39,217 --> 00:07:41,542 Today, I'm thinking earth tones. 64 00:07:43,137 --> 00:07:46,802 - Has anybody seen my bar graphs? - Bar graphs. 65 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:50,223 Hey! Mustard's a good colour. 66 00:07:51,062 --> 00:07:56,187 Ted, all this important stuff isn't the most important stuff. 67 00:07:57,068 --> 00:08:00,022 You need to think about your loved ones. 68 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:03,528 You mean George? I think of him all the time. 69 00:08:04,575 --> 00:08:06,698 Those aren't toys, George! 70 00:08:07,662 --> 00:08:10,117 See? Just thought of him again. 71 00:08:11,082 --> 00:08:15,329 Ted, the people you really care about, and who care about you, 72 00:08:15,419 --> 00:08:17,412 need your attention now. 73 00:08:18,839 --> 00:08:22,208 Or there may not be a "later." Do you understand? 74 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:30,054 Sure, I understand! I do! 75 00:08:33,229 --> 00:08:36,812 Hey, George! Pack your smile! We're going to see the elephant! 76 00:08:42,029 --> 00:08:45,897 You see? I totally caught your drift! We are so in sync! 77 00:08:46,367 --> 00:08:49,119 - See you later, Maggie. - Bye-bye! 78 00:08:52,123 --> 00:08:54,115 Hey! You wanna come, too? 79 00:09:09,307 --> 00:09:10,635 Peculiar. 80 00:09:18,441 --> 00:09:21,358 Ladies and gentlemen, direct your eyes centre-stage 81 00:09:21,444 --> 00:09:25,062 as we present, direct from London, that's in England, 82 00:09:25,156 --> 00:09:27,314 the great Piccadilly! 83 00:09:33,915 --> 00:09:35,622 Thank you, thank you. 84 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:39,706 I shall endeavour to amuse you with prestidigitation, 85 00:09:39,795 --> 00:09:43,414 mesmerization, legerdemain, 86 00:09:43,507 --> 00:09:45,963 and other large words. 87 00:09:49,138 --> 00:09:52,092 Ah, Tina, my lovely assistant. 88 00:09:52,850 --> 00:09:56,764 If you would kindly step into the enchanted cabinet. 89 00:09:58,022 --> 00:10:03,562 Behold! The insupposable metamorphosis of woman 90 00:10:03,819 --> 00:10:06,227 into water fowl! 91 00:10:12,119 --> 00:10:13,400 Ted... 92 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:24,338 And now, for an outstanding wonder, hitherto unseen by civilised man. 93 00:10:39,855 --> 00:10:44,814 Now, tell me, does anyone here like blowing bubbles? 94 00:10:46,612 --> 00:10:49,815 Well, next time, try this! 95 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:02,741 Kayla, the two-ton juggling pachyderm! 96 00:11:12,388 --> 00:11:14,048 It's quite extraordinary. 97 00:11:17,393 --> 00:11:18,721 Oh! 98 00:11:34,076 --> 00:11:38,121 Oh, Kayla, there's no spunk in your trunk. 99 00:11:38,414 --> 00:11:40,786 No pep in your proboscis. 100 00:11:43,252 --> 00:11:45,079 No cause for alarm. 101 00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:50,505 Elephants do not forget, but sometimes they do get stage fright. 102 00:11:52,386 --> 00:11:56,550 Now, for the next trick, I require a volunteer from the audience. 103 00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:58,965 Ted? 104 00:11:59,393 --> 00:12:00,769 Oh! Oh! 105 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:01,932 Right. 106 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:06,149 Yes, you, sir! The man with the yellow hat! 107 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:08,939 Me? 108 00:12:10,112 --> 00:12:12,817 Please, sir, join us on stage. 109 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:18,528 Gee. I have a bad case of stage blight. Trite! Fright! 110 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,455 Obviously. 111 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:25,619 - Go! Go on. It'll be fun. - Fun? 112 00:12:26,629 --> 00:12:29,962 Okay, don't push. I'm good. I'm fine. 113 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:34,169 Heavens, what a fluorescent chapeau. 114 00:12:34,637 --> 00:12:36,012 - May I? - Well... 115 00:12:36,097 --> 00:12:37,805 Trust me. 116 00:12:39,684 --> 00:12:41,142 Ah! 117 00:12:47,149 --> 00:12:52,570 Sir, I'd like you to help me make this elephant vanish! 118 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:56,691 All you have to do is say the magic words, 119 00:12:56,784 --> 00:12:59,192 "Pachydermatus vamoosicus." 120 00:12:59,287 --> 00:13:02,453 Pachydermatus what's-a-cus? 121 00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:03,999 Close enough! 122 00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:15,049 Thank you, thank you. I'm sure you wish this would work on the mother-in-law. 123 00:13:15,803 --> 00:13:17,962 George! It's just a trick! 124 00:13:18,055 --> 00:13:20,926 No problem. I'll deal with the cheeky monkey. 125 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:23,633 Oh, boy. 126 00:13:30,192 --> 00:13:31,473 George! 127 00:13:32,528 --> 00:13:33,903 Come here. 128 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,664 - Yours? - Yeah. 129 00:13:46,751 --> 00:13:50,451 He's a tad curious, that's all. His name's George. 130 00:13:53,507 --> 00:13:55,500 Come out, Curious George. 131 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,690 Yeah, thank you! Yes. 132 00:15:47,038 --> 00:15:49,576 George? Where are you? 133 00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:37,618 Kayla? 134 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,922 Kayla? Kayla! 135 00:16:43,052 --> 00:16:44,795 Security! 136 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:09,108 You think this innocent act of yours is fooling anyone? 137 00:17:09,787 --> 00:17:12,112 You can go, for now. 138 00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:14,033 If you feel like coming clean, 139 00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:18,253 contact me, Danno Wolfe, Head of Security. 140 00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:19,416 Well! 141 00:17:19,881 --> 00:17:23,629 Hey, boss, I'm no expert, but I can't help but notice 142 00:17:23,718 --> 00:17:26,672 that none of these people has an elephant-sized bulge 143 00:17:26,762 --> 00:17:28,506 underneath their coats. 144 00:17:28,598 --> 00:17:32,049 I suppose, Ms Fisher, you think that's clever? 145 00:17:32,435 --> 00:17:36,764 But take away the elephant's water weight, and you're left with 25 pounds of minerals. 146 00:17:38,399 --> 00:17:41,685 You think someone dehydrated the elephant? 147 00:17:41,777 --> 00:17:44,648 A crime stuffer never rules out a possibility. 148 00:17:44,739 --> 00:17:45,984 Next! 149 00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:50,236 I suggest no sudden moves. He's high-strung. 150 00:17:51,162 --> 00:17:55,907 Ah, yes. The man with the mischievous monkey. 151 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,705 Not mischievous, just curious. 152 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:00,243 Where is he, anyway? 153 00:18:00,338 --> 00:18:03,208 Well, believe it or not, George has gone missing, too. 154 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:04,497 Really? 155 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,838 It's not that strange. He probably wandered off. 156 00:18:07,929 --> 00:18:09,838 He does it all the time. 157 00:18:09,931 --> 00:18:13,596 You know, maybe Kayla wandered off with George. 158 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:18,390 - So that's your story? Your monkey did it? - No! 159 00:18:18,481 --> 00:18:20,806 Ticklish! Okay. 160 00:18:21,609 --> 00:18:27,113 - You know, I bet they're just out having fun. - "Fun"? Kidnapping is fun to you? 161 00:18:27,198 --> 00:18:31,492 - I suppose murder's just a party, then, huh? - Murder? 162 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:34,329 International espionage? Just another day at the beach? 163 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:36,073 No! No! No beach! 164 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:43,586 Listen, yellow man, I've got my eye on you. 165 00:18:44,382 --> 00:18:47,833 - Don't leave town! - He never does. 166 00:18:50,805 --> 00:18:55,550 The local police claim a lost elephant is not their problem. 167 00:18:55,643 --> 00:18:58,478 Doesn't matter. I've made it mine. 168 00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:02,805 - I will find your hippo! - Elephant! 169 00:19:03,234 --> 00:19:04,265 Oh. 170 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,640 Elephant. Sorry. 171 00:19:07,154 --> 00:19:10,986 Baby elephant, alone in the big city. 172 00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:13,825 She must be terrified. 173 00:19:22,003 --> 00:19:23,413 Sinatra. Hmm. 174 00:19:23,504 --> 00:19:24,833 ABBA. 175 00:19:25,339 --> 00:19:26,668 Ah! 176 00:19:26,757 --> 00:19:28,382 Tchaikovsky. 177 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,415 Tchaikovsky. 178 00:20:38,829 --> 00:20:43,242 - And it was here- 179 00:20:43,751 --> 00:20:48,164 Even the great Piccadilly, who makes his living causing things to vanish, 180 00:20:48,256 --> 00:20:52,004 - is unable to explain- 181 00:20:52,093 --> 00:20:55,213 - The magician acquired the elephant- 182 00:20:55,304 --> 00:20:58,258 - Kayla is seen here- 183 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,225 Just a playful little elephant, 184 00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:05,094 - with no idea of the heart-rending drama- 185 00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:10,020 - The elephant's original home- 186 00:21:11,821 --> 00:21:15,569 Now animal lovers across the country can only wait and wonder 187 00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:20,698 George! 188 00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:27,911 George, when I said no guests over without permission, 189 00:21:28,004 --> 00:21:30,874 I am pretty sure that included elephants. 190 00:21:33,384 --> 00:21:35,590 What were you thinking? 191 00:21:37,805 --> 00:21:40,213 Peanuts. Yes. 192 00:21:40,308 --> 00:21:42,181 Yes, of course. 193 00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:43,976 Makes total sense. 194 00:21:44,312 --> 00:21:48,605 Well, I better call Mr Piccadilly and tell him. 195 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:55,817 - Thank you- 196 00:22:02,079 --> 00:22:04,570 For Klingon, press cha. 197 00:22:05,374 --> 00:22:08,494 - For a schedule of upcoming events,- 198 00:22:14,175 --> 00:22:16,582 - -Finally! 199 00:22:16,677 --> 00:22:19,762 Our office hours are weekdays from 10:00 to 6:00: 200 00:22:27,438 --> 00:22:30,688 Come on, George. We've got to take Kayla back home. 201 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:54,583 If we meet anyone, I'll do the talking. Not sure what I'll say. 202 00:22:54,966 --> 00:22:57,670 Any story that begins with "my monkey and l" is trouble. 203 00:23:03,432 --> 00:23:04,927 - Hey, look! :make you feel? 204 00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:08,766 I've been imitated by idiots, pilloried by critics 205 00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:11,227 and walked out on by philistines, 206 00:23:12,817 --> 00:23:15,522 but stealing a man's elephant, 207 00:23:19,156 --> 00:23:24,068 - Kayla is not only the star of my show,- 208 00:23:26,247 --> 00:23:29,201 Like an elephant could just walk away and no one would notice. 209 00:23:32,169 --> 00:23:34,660 - Tonight, a special report- 210 00:23:34,755 --> 00:23:36,214 George? Kayla? 211 00:23:48,102 --> 00:23:49,596 George, no! 212 00:24:40,196 --> 00:24:42,687 Typical. My list just says trunk. 213 00:24:43,324 --> 00:24:45,862 Who knew there'd be an elephant attached? 214 00:24:46,244 --> 00:24:48,569 Well, the boxcar's empty. 215 00:24:49,497 --> 00:24:51,988 Train 321 heading to California all point express 216 00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:55,249 - will be leaving in 30 seconds- 217 00:25:11,894 --> 00:25:14,350 George, what are you doing here? 218 00:25:19,527 --> 00:25:23,441 Yeah. I know Kayla's an elephant. She has to go home. 219 00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:27,940 And so do we. 220 00:25:28,035 --> 00:25:32,863 I have a big presentation to prepare, and I haven't even begun to alphabetize. 221 00:25:37,086 --> 00:25:40,585 Okay. I'm putting my foot down, young monkey. 222 00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:44,001 AII, aboard! 223 00:25:44,093 --> 00:25:46,465 So, get out of this car, right now. 224 00:25:46,554 --> 00:25:50,005 There is no way we're riding a train tonight. 225 00:25:54,562 --> 00:25:57,432 No. No! No! No, wait! Wait! 226 00:26:14,916 --> 00:26:17,585 Oh, my gosh, there are no seatbelts. 227 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,122 Help. We're trapped. 228 00:26:26,594 --> 00:26:27,792 Great. 229 00:26:28,137 --> 00:26:31,886 I've gone from museum director to boxcar hobo. 230 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:35,307 And look at my priorities, 231 00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:38,146 my poor beautiful priorities. 232 00:26:38,648 --> 00:26:41,139 Does anybody see my pie charts? 233 00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:50,531 Never mind. I'II... 234 00:26:51,202 --> 00:26:53,194 I'll just recreate them. 235 00:26:57,166 --> 00:26:59,159 Wait. I have my phone. 236 00:27:00,878 --> 00:27:01,957 No signal. 237 00:27:02,046 --> 00:27:06,126 Come on, baby. Give me some signal. Papa needs a new pair of bars. 238 00:27:06,509 --> 00:27:08,667 Come on. Come on. Come on. 239 00:27:08,761 --> 00:27:10,754 Wait. Now there's two. 240 00:27:11,264 --> 00:27:13,505 Now there's... Now there's three. 241 00:27:15,351 --> 00:27:17,142 Now there's none. 242 00:27:33,369 --> 00:27:35,527 George, you're in my light. 243 00:27:38,416 --> 00:27:40,622 You've seen the moon before. 244 00:27:44,672 --> 00:27:45,835 A bird? 245 00:27:46,507 --> 00:27:47,538 Oh! 246 00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:49,044 Flying. No. 247 00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:51,174 No, the moon isn't flying. 248 00:27:59,061 --> 00:28:00,604 I see. 249 00:28:01,105 --> 00:28:04,391 Well, actually, that's an interesting illusion. 250 00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:07,817 See, the moon is far away, and the trees are close, 251 00:28:07,904 --> 00:28:10,774 so we get a parallax effect, where it's... 252 00:28:13,075 --> 00:28:16,575 Or sometimes the man in the moon looks down, 253 00:28:16,662 --> 00:28:20,327 sees a little monkey he likes and follows him. 254 00:28:23,294 --> 00:28:27,374 Why don't you say good night to the moon and go sleep with Kayla? 255 00:28:28,799 --> 00:28:30,591 Good night, George. 256 00:28:45,900 --> 00:28:48,225 Come on in. We're all set up. 257 00:28:49,028 --> 00:28:53,690 Brilliant! Extraordinary! Impressive array. 258 00:28:55,618 --> 00:28:57,776 Do they do anything? 259 00:28:57,870 --> 00:29:01,535 Yeah! We've got security tapes, satellite tracking, 260 00:29:01,624 --> 00:29:07,294 thermal vision, wiretaps, fingerprint databases, spectral and DNA analysis, 261 00:29:07,964 --> 00:29:10,455 and the theatre organ. 262 00:29:10,550 --> 00:29:13,219 This was the only room available on short notice. 263 00:29:13,302 --> 00:29:16,007 But not to worry! Stand back and behold 264 00:29:16,097 --> 00:29:19,466 the future of crime stuffing! 265 00:29:28,818 --> 00:29:30,609 You forgot to plug in the future. 266 00:29:43,374 --> 00:29:45,248 Spot on, Mr Wolfe. 267 00:30:32,506 --> 00:30:35,294 - Thank you- 268 00:31:18,427 --> 00:31:20,052 Kayla. George. 269 00:31:21,055 --> 00:31:22,383 Train. 270 00:31:22,473 --> 00:31:23,718 Right. 271 00:31:27,603 --> 00:31:32,561 Wow, the Gateway Arch. This is St Louis. 272 00:31:32,650 --> 00:31:35,651 When the train stops, we can yell for someone to let us out. 273 00:31:35,736 --> 00:31:37,444 We're going home! 274 00:31:43,619 --> 00:31:46,110 That was St Louis. 275 00:31:47,832 --> 00:31:51,117 Okay. Okay. I'm not gonna freak out. 276 00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:53,535 My cell phone should work here, 277 00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:56,372 but it has a dead battery. 278 00:31:58,843 --> 00:32:01,963 Kayla, George, cover your ears. 279 00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:03,134 Okay. 280 00:32:05,892 --> 00:32:08,809 Now I'm freaking out! 281 00:32:14,483 --> 00:32:18,980 Ms Fisher! You should hear this. It came into the call centre as Chinese. 282 00:32:19,071 --> 00:32:21,479 - Get a translator. - That's a monkey. 283 00:32:21,741 --> 00:32:24,991 Don't be silly. Monkeys don't speak Chinese. 284 00:32:30,666 --> 00:32:32,908 We have a voice-print match. 285 00:32:34,003 --> 00:32:35,581 It's a monkey! 286 00:32:35,838 --> 00:32:38,590 Your powers of observation are dizzying. 287 00:32:39,634 --> 00:32:43,418 "Dizzying." I like that. Yes, thank you, Ms Fisher. 288 00:32:45,681 --> 00:32:49,015 - There's no signal from the phone. - Let's review. 289 00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:54,887 Why would a Chinese-speaking monkey call, then disable the phone? 290 00:32:54,982 --> 00:32:57,105 Answer? Because he's taunting us! 291 00:32:57,193 --> 00:33:02,400 Ms Fisher, this may be the most devious monkey ever. 292 00:33:09,956 --> 00:33:12,529 George! What are you doing? 293 00:33:14,168 --> 00:33:16,837 This is my presentation to the Board! 294 00:33:21,384 --> 00:33:23,044 I have to find a way out of here! 295 00:33:28,808 --> 00:33:30,551 Just another inch... 296 00:33:35,731 --> 00:33:37,641 The handle's too far. 297 00:33:39,944 --> 00:33:42,102 I'm sorry I yelled at you. 298 00:33:45,658 --> 00:33:50,403 It's just that these three little rings hold my entire career. 299 00:33:50,788 --> 00:33:54,287 My whole future is all in this little binder. 300 00:33:54,876 --> 00:33:57,580 So, just be more careful, okay? 301 00:33:58,921 --> 00:34:00,415 Oh! 302 00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:03,128 No! No! 303 00:34:06,012 --> 00:34:07,422 Oh, boy. 304 00:34:16,105 --> 00:34:17,268 I'm okay. 305 00:34:17,648 --> 00:34:18,929 I'm okay! 306 00:34:19,317 --> 00:34:22,401 I'll catch up with you, George! Promise! 307 00:34:46,510 --> 00:34:48,587 You've got to stop the California Express! 308 00:34:49,513 --> 00:34:51,720 - Are you talking to me? - Yes! 309 00:34:52,516 --> 00:34:56,182 No, siree. The C.E. Don't stop for nothing! 310 00:34:56,270 --> 00:34:58,179 For nobody. No one. 311 00:34:59,690 --> 00:35:02,360 Except for fuel in Grand Junction. 312 00:35:02,443 --> 00:35:04,899 Listen, we're talking a genuine emergency, here! 313 00:35:04,987 --> 00:35:07,443 My monkey and elephant and all my priorities 314 00:35:07,531 --> 00:35:10,069 are trapped in a boxcar headed to California, 315 00:35:10,159 --> 00:35:14,027 but I was bushwhacked, literally, and fell off the train, and... 316 00:35:14,121 --> 00:35:16,612 And you hit your head, I reckon. 317 00:35:17,708 --> 00:35:21,243 Well, yes, but I... 318 00:35:24,215 --> 00:35:25,329 Never mind. 319 00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:28,715 My cell phone is dead. 320 00:35:29,387 --> 00:35:32,222 I need to make a call. 321 00:35:35,059 --> 00:35:38,724 I'll bet you do. Well, I figure I can charge your phone, 322 00:35:38,813 --> 00:35:42,016 but you're gonna have to call your monkey outside. 323 00:35:45,027 --> 00:35:49,357 First, I'll call Piccadilly. Then, I'll catch up with the train. 324 00:35:54,370 --> 00:35:57,905 You're saying my elephant was kidnapped by a monkey? 325 00:35:57,999 --> 00:36:02,957 I suppose he wants 20 pounds in unmarked bananas. 326 00:36:03,045 --> 00:36:06,913 Don't be fooled. I can read a criminal face. 327 00:36:07,675 --> 00:36:09,584 That monkey's a lifetime offender. 328 00:36:10,094 --> 00:36:13,926 Probably started off kidnapping squirrels. That's the gateway animal. 329 00:36:17,184 --> 00:36:19,972 Come on! I'm running out of change! 330 00:36:26,736 --> 00:36:29,440 Pilfered Pachyderm Unit, can I help you? 331 00:36:30,114 --> 00:36:32,190 Hi. I have your elephant. 332 00:36:33,618 --> 00:36:35,444 It's the kidnapper! 333 00:36:37,455 --> 00:36:38,783 Beginning trace. 334 00:36:39,123 --> 00:36:41,579 Okay, first, I want you to know she's okay. 335 00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:42,912 - Second... 336 00:36:43,002 --> 00:36:47,664 : - I need more money. 337 00:36:48,424 --> 00:36:50,997 - What do they want? - You need money? 338 00:36:51,093 --> 00:36:55,471 Yes! But your elephant is fine. Just fine. 339 00:36:55,556 --> 00:36:59,257 :: or $5 for 10 minutes: - Can I just... 340 00:36:59,352 --> 00:37:01,973 And that includes a subscription to Payphone Weekly. 341 00:37:02,730 --> 00:37:04,557 I need that money! 342 00:37:06,442 --> 00:37:07,605 Nuts! 343 00:37:10,488 --> 00:37:14,023 Look, I'll talk fast. We'll be home soon, and everything is gonna be fine. 344 00:37:15,409 --> 00:37:17,817 Well! At least I got that covered. 345 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:23,077 It's a kidnapping, all right. But that was no monkey. 346 00:37:23,167 --> 00:37:29,834 - Nobody can fool you, Crime Stuffer Wolfe. - The situation is worse than I thought. 347 00:37:30,633 --> 00:37:35,010 - Our monkey has an accomplice. - My poor Kayla. 348 00:37:35,638 --> 00:37:37,963 I suspect this man. 349 00:37:39,559 --> 00:37:44,185 - Blimey! I would never have believed it. - That's because you haven't taken 350 00:37:44,272 --> 00:37:47,641 the online Crime Stuffer Correspondence Course. 351 00:37:48,359 --> 00:37:49,557 I have. 352 00:37:50,486 --> 00:37:52,064 It's true what they say. 353 00:37:52,154 --> 00:37:55,606 You don't appreciate your elephant till she's gone. 354 00:37:56,534 --> 00:37:58,776 You must get Kayla back! 355 00:38:00,663 --> 00:38:04,708 Gotcha! The call came from a pay phone in Humbleton, Colorado. 356 00:38:06,043 --> 00:38:09,128 No taxi? No bus? No car for rent? 357 00:38:09,213 --> 00:38:12,831 Let me see. Would you like the Bentley or the Lamborghini? 358 00:38:14,135 --> 00:38:18,002 - Don't you have any form of transportation? - Just my bike. 359 00:40:13,004 --> 00:40:15,459 George! George! 360 00:40:16,799 --> 00:40:21,675 I'm going to go up to the front and get them to stop the train! 361 00:40:32,481 --> 00:40:35,399 Oh, no! 362 00:40:37,153 --> 00:40:37,653 No! 363 00:41:05,431 --> 00:41:08,598 No one has ever been happier to see his monkey 364 00:41:10,728 --> 00:41:12,103 and elephant. 365 00:41:12,188 --> 00:41:13,682 Thanks, Kayla. 366 00:41:15,358 --> 00:41:17,101 I missed you, too. 367 00:41:23,950 --> 00:41:27,034 - Thank you- 368 00:41:27,286 --> 00:41:29,575 - Pick up. Pick up!- 369 00:41:30,331 --> 00:41:31,576 ETA, Ms Fisher? 370 00:41:31,666 --> 00:41:35,035 - Ten minutes closer- 371 00:41:36,587 --> 00:41:37,832 Coffee much, Ms Fisher? 372 00:41:41,217 --> 00:41:44,384 Hang on. We're picking up his cell phone signal again, 373 00:41:44,470 --> 00:41:46,593 from the same coordinates as the pay phone. 374 00:41:47,265 --> 00:41:49,304 Bingo! I've got them cornered. 375 00:42:00,695 --> 00:42:01,975 Freeze! 376 00:42:05,449 --> 00:42:08,653 Horse feathers! Look what you did! 377 00:42:09,495 --> 00:42:11,654 What are you doing with that phone? 378 00:42:12,915 --> 00:42:16,035 Nothing, now that you made me break it. 379 00:42:16,127 --> 00:42:20,338 - I mean, where did you get it? - From some guy. 380 00:42:21,591 --> 00:42:22,966 Is this the man? 381 00:42:25,428 --> 00:42:26,542 Hard to say. 382 00:42:30,558 --> 00:42:33,013 - How about now? - Yep, that's him. 383 00:42:33,686 --> 00:42:37,766 Strange fellow. He was chasing after the California Express. 384 00:42:38,190 --> 00:42:39,353 Oh! 385 00:42:39,442 --> 00:42:44,317 - And where's that train going? - California. 386 00:42:45,031 --> 00:42:48,815 - But she does stop in Grand Junction. - Really? 387 00:42:50,453 --> 00:42:56,573 You're always one step ahead of me. But I'm on to you now, and I'm closing in. 388 00:42:58,044 --> 00:43:00,879 Mister, are you talking to that picture? 389 00:43:01,756 --> 00:43:03,832 I've got a train to catch. 390 00:43:12,225 --> 00:43:14,301 Hey, she's getting good. 391 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:17,931 You guys been practising? 392 00:43:19,565 --> 00:43:23,017 Sure! Kayla can probably handle one more. Right, Kayla? 393 00:43:28,157 --> 00:43:29,272 George! 394 00:43:37,416 --> 00:43:38,875 My binder! 395 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,880 Say! We're picking up speed! 396 00:44:02,149 --> 00:44:03,525 No, no, no, no, no, no! 397 00:44:08,489 --> 00:44:09,568 Oh, boy! 398 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,351 Oh, boy! 399 00:45:04,170 --> 00:45:06,577 Well, that was a... 400 00:45:07,715 --> 00:45:10,965 I may need some time to process that. 401 00:45:23,356 --> 00:45:28,183 You get the elephant. The monkey and the man with the yellow hat 402 00:45:28,986 --> 00:45:30,397 are mine. 403 00:45:38,329 --> 00:45:42,161 Well, what do you know? Fourteen minutes early. 404 00:45:44,335 --> 00:45:47,170 Danno Wolfe, Security! Where's the elephant? 405 00:45:54,387 --> 00:45:56,759 Where's the rest of my train? 406 00:45:59,684 --> 00:46:02,388 I don't know what's worse, blowing my career 407 00:46:02,478 --> 00:46:04,934 or having a blister on my toe the size of Texas. 408 00:46:06,065 --> 00:46:10,015 Okay, Rhode Island. Come on, guys! Stop goofing around! 409 00:46:10,403 --> 00:46:12,561 Seriously, if you're not careful, 410 00:46:15,741 --> 00:46:17,200 That might happen. 411 00:46:33,718 --> 00:46:36,837 You think that's funny? You could've really gotten hurt. 412 00:46:36,929 --> 00:46:39,551 We should be looking for a road, and instead you're... 413 00:46:40,975 --> 00:46:43,051 George! You found a road! 414 00:46:45,062 --> 00:46:47,102 Okay! A road! 415 00:46:48,190 --> 00:46:51,690 We just catch a ride east, and we are on our way! 416 00:47:01,454 --> 00:47:02,734 Okay, this is gonna be hard. 417 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,328 Or not. 418 00:47:20,014 --> 00:47:23,798 As part of our round-the-clock elephant-napping special coverage, 419 00:47:23,893 --> 00:47:27,891 - I'm pleased to have the great Piccadilly,- 420 00:47:28,481 --> 00:47:31,766 These past 24 hours have been hard on all of us, 421 00:47:31,859 --> 00:47:34,694 though perhaps even more so for you, 422 00:47:34,779 --> 00:47:39,108 your naked suffering on display before a watching, waiting world 423 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,616 while you wonder who's made off with your elephant! 424 00:47:42,703 --> 00:47:46,155 I mean, here you are, powerless, while your elephant is in the hands of... 425 00:47:46,249 --> 00:47:49,949 - Well, who knows? - "Who knows?" I know! 426 00:47:51,003 --> 00:47:52,960 It's these two. 427 00:48:09,188 --> 00:48:12,771 America is mad. Let's hear you speak out! 428 00:48:13,234 --> 00:48:16,318 What kind of monster would take an elephant? 429 00:48:17,905 --> 00:48:22,366 Elephant stealers should go to jail for, like, a million years! 430 00:48:22,451 --> 00:48:23,994 I know Ted. 431 00:48:24,078 --> 00:48:28,206 He's a good man. There must be some explanation. 432 00:48:33,337 --> 00:48:37,750 You know, despite everything, it's been kind of nice getting away. 433 00:48:40,386 --> 00:48:42,794 Still, it'll be good to get back to... 434 00:48:43,306 --> 00:48:46,509 "California's best"? Avocados? 435 00:48:47,059 --> 00:48:48,304 Surfers? 436 00:48:49,103 --> 00:48:50,562 We're in California! 437 00:49:00,489 --> 00:49:04,072 Why didn't someone tell me we were going in the wrong direction? 438 00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:08,240 Aren't animals supposed to have instincts about this stuff? 439 00:49:16,130 --> 00:49:19,084 Welcome back to The Network News with Hark Hanson. 440 00:49:19,175 --> 00:49:23,255 It's time to hear what the suspected elephant-napper's employer has to say. 441 00:49:23,596 --> 00:49:28,092 I don't understand it. Ted's the most honest man I know. 442 00:49:28,184 --> 00:49:31,932 He once walked three miles to return change to a customer. 443 00:49:32,021 --> 00:49:34,393 Wait, that was Abraham Lincoln. 444 00:49:35,066 --> 00:49:36,857 Well, thank you, Mr Bloomsberry. 445 00:49:41,781 --> 00:49:44,865 Come on, kick it in. 446 00:49:46,619 --> 00:49:49,324 - Hey, there. Can we help? - "We"? 447 00:49:53,042 --> 00:49:54,785 Is that an elephant? 448 00:49:57,630 --> 00:50:01,248 - Well, I'll be. - Is that a monkey? 449 00:50:01,717 --> 00:50:04,387 - That's George. - That's Anna. 450 00:50:05,805 --> 00:50:10,680 - Any way I can thank you, mister? - Well, can I use your phone? 451 00:50:11,852 --> 00:50:14,723 I guess she's about two tons. That's right. 452 00:50:14,814 --> 00:50:17,980 And I'll have to pay you later. I left town unexpectedly. 453 00:50:18,526 --> 00:50:20,565 Well, it's a long story. 454 00:50:24,824 --> 00:50:26,235 One more! 455 00:50:40,256 --> 00:50:41,916 Well, the good news is, 456 00:50:42,008 --> 00:50:45,009 I found a freight company that will ship Kayla back home. 457 00:50:45,094 --> 00:50:47,799 The bad news is, they charge by the pound. 458 00:50:47,889 --> 00:50:50,130 And they can't come until tomorrow. 459 00:50:50,516 --> 00:50:52,841 Well, then it looks like we've got house guests. 460 00:50:58,065 --> 00:51:00,521 They're having a pretty good time. 461 00:51:05,990 --> 00:51:07,614 That's my girl! 462 00:51:10,077 --> 00:51:13,742 - Seems like it's your turn, Ted. - Me? Oh, no. No. 463 00:51:13,998 --> 00:51:18,126 Jumping into hay from a great height is not my idea of... 464 00:51:18,461 --> 00:51:19,955 Whoa! 465 00:51:22,924 --> 00:51:24,916 Hey, that wasn't so bad. 466 00:51:27,845 --> 00:51:30,301 Okay, I could have lived without that, though. 467 00:52:04,382 --> 00:52:05,580 Hey! 468 00:52:26,028 --> 00:52:27,226 George, those are dirty. 469 00:52:27,321 --> 00:52:30,986 They should be washed, and sanitised, and pasteurised and... 470 00:52:32,743 --> 00:52:36,788 These are amazing! It's like there's a party in my mouth! 471 00:53:17,038 --> 00:53:19,196 - Come on, Ted! - Come on in! 472 00:53:35,556 --> 00:53:39,554 - Clear the pool! - No. No! No! No! 473 00:53:49,987 --> 00:53:51,612 Where's my bathing suit? 474 00:53:58,579 --> 00:54:02,280 What a day. I haven't had this much fun since... 475 00:54:02,375 --> 00:54:05,874 Well, probably the week I first met George. Remember? 476 00:54:09,048 --> 00:54:11,800 Yes. Peekaboo. 477 00:54:12,426 --> 00:54:16,294 Chased by a rhino. Bitten by giant bugs. 478 00:54:17,098 --> 00:54:18,640 Good times. 479 00:54:19,850 --> 00:54:21,510 The paper's here! 480 00:54:23,729 --> 00:54:26,600 - George loves the comics. - Be my guest. 481 00:54:29,110 --> 00:54:32,561 Oh, my gosh. Look! They've got a story about Kayla! 482 00:54:34,949 --> 00:54:37,866 Kayla came from the California Animal Park? 483 00:54:39,870 --> 00:54:42,824 And these other two elephants are her brother and sister? 484 00:54:48,629 --> 00:54:51,630 You knew all that before, didn't you, George? 485 00:54:53,009 --> 00:54:57,421 That's why you brought us to California. So Kayla could see her family. 486 00:55:05,229 --> 00:55:09,179 Hey, look! They've got a picture of you and George, too! 487 00:55:09,942 --> 00:55:10,973 Huh? 488 00:55:13,487 --> 00:55:17,900 What? That's impossible! I called! It was taken care of! 489 00:55:24,498 --> 00:55:26,491 - Mr Bloomsberry? - Ted? 490 00:55:26,584 --> 00:55:29,704 Where are you? People think you stole an elephant! 491 00:55:30,296 --> 00:55:32,123 I know! It's crazy! 492 00:55:36,052 --> 00:55:37,795 Well, it's a little crazy. 493 00:55:38,596 --> 00:55:42,380 The museum's swarming with people! Everyone's looking for you. 494 00:55:42,725 --> 00:55:45,014 - For me? - And George! 495 00:55:45,102 --> 00:55:49,230 - It's all over the news! :: But I called! 496 00:55:50,858 --> 00:55:52,650 Do you think this will affect the Board's decision? 497 00:55:52,735 --> 00:55:56,484 - Forget the Board! You may go to jail! - Jail? 498 00:56:05,039 --> 00:56:06,699 I got you! 499 00:56:07,166 --> 00:56:10,120 Listen, Mr Bloomsberry. I'll get this all straightened out. 500 00:56:10,211 --> 00:56:12,702 We'll be home tomorrow! I promise! 501 00:56:15,716 --> 00:56:18,717 So, you're not taking Kayla to see her family? 502 00:56:21,222 --> 00:56:23,049 I never was. I can't! 503 00:56:29,397 --> 00:56:31,105 I'm sorry, George. 504 00:56:37,530 --> 00:56:41,610 George, listen to me, okay? I know you want Kayla to see her family, 505 00:56:41,701 --> 00:56:45,070 but Mr Piccadilly has been looking for her and wants her back. 506 00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,614 No, George! We're in big trouble! 507 00:56:50,710 --> 00:56:54,577 The big, legal, "Go directly to jail, do not pass Go" kind. 508 00:56:54,672 --> 00:56:56,546 Don't you understand? 509 00:57:00,845 --> 00:57:05,174 I know you didn't mean to get us into this mess, but you have. 510 00:57:05,766 --> 00:57:07,510 And it ends now. 511 00:57:18,779 --> 00:57:22,777 Look, I'm sorry! I just don't have any other choice! 512 00:57:28,122 --> 00:57:29,949 Still friends? 513 00:57:36,464 --> 00:57:40,462 - Come on, Anna. Let's get ready for bed. - Okay. 514 00:59:01,007 --> 00:59:04,458 - Morning, Ted. Sleep well? - Not a wink. 515 00:59:05,052 --> 00:59:08,053 Do you suppose they'll let me keep my hat in prison? 516 00:59:08,139 --> 00:59:12,302 Hang in there, Ted. I figure this mess will get straightened out. 517 00:59:13,185 --> 00:59:14,596 You think? 518 00:59:15,104 --> 00:59:16,183 But then what? 519 00:59:16,272 --> 00:59:20,898 What museum is gonna hire a famous fugitive from justice as their director? 520 00:59:21,277 --> 00:59:22,937 You sure do worry a lot. 521 00:59:23,404 --> 00:59:28,232 Well, let's see. I'm wanted in 24 states, I'm hated in all 50, 522 00:59:28,326 --> 00:59:31,206 my career is down the toilet, and George and I will end up on the streets 523 00:59:31,287 --> 00:59:33,576 with a tin cup, playing the hurdy-gurdy! 524 00:59:33,664 --> 00:59:34,862 You bet I'm worried! 525 00:59:36,959 --> 00:59:40,660 Yep, guess you're right. Can't get any worse than that. 526 00:59:42,131 --> 00:59:43,376 Right. 527 01:00:02,902 --> 01:00:05,357 Yeah, can't get any worse. 528 01:00:06,656 --> 01:00:07,984 Guess not. 529 01:00:11,827 --> 01:00:13,108 Wait up! 530 01:00:16,624 --> 01:00:19,293 So, what am I worried about? 531 01:00:22,129 --> 01:00:24,455 Come on, George! Come on, Kayla! 532 01:00:24,549 --> 01:00:27,834 If we're gonna make it to the animal park, we'd better get moving! 533 01:00:30,012 --> 01:00:34,473 Why not? If things can't get any worse, they can only get better, right? 534 01:00:35,768 --> 01:00:38,971 So let's have an elephant family reunion! 535 01:00:41,691 --> 01:00:44,775 Okay! Okay! I'm happy, too! I'm happy! 536 01:00:45,111 --> 01:00:47,399 The park's just beyond the Golden Gate Bridge. 537 01:00:52,827 --> 01:00:54,155 This ain't good. 538 01:00:59,584 --> 01:01:03,664 - Nobody move! - Mr Wolfe! I'm so glad you're here! 539 01:01:04,130 --> 01:01:08,210 - Finally, we can clear this up. - I told you not to leave town! 540 01:01:08,301 --> 01:01:10,589 I tried not to. Believe me. 541 01:01:11,345 --> 01:01:13,338 - You know, it's a funny story, really... - Quiet! 542 01:01:13,431 --> 01:01:17,345 Don't worry, Kayla. Danno Wolfe is in charge now. 543 01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:22,345 Out of my way, banana breath. 544 01:01:23,858 --> 01:01:26,016 - Leave him alone! - Go ahead. 545 01:01:27,028 --> 01:01:30,693 I've taken an eight-week Internet course in karate. 546 01:01:30,781 --> 01:01:33,070 - No! - Hang on, Anna. 547 01:01:38,372 --> 01:01:39,535 Oh, please. That old trick? 548 01:01:44,712 --> 01:01:47,250 Pilot! Do something! 549 01:01:51,677 --> 01:01:53,717 That's a 10-4, boss! 550 01:02:09,904 --> 01:02:12,193 You're all in my custody now! 551 01:02:12,823 --> 01:02:14,567 Don't make me come out of this barrel! 552 01:02:15,034 --> 01:02:17,821 Sorry, Mr Wolfe. I made a promise to my monkey. 553 01:02:17,912 --> 01:02:19,739 I'm taking Kayla to see her family. 554 01:02:24,710 --> 01:02:26,039 My backup. 555 01:02:27,505 --> 01:02:29,332 You have to hide. Now! 556 01:02:29,757 --> 01:02:33,208 Not so easy with an elephant, a monkey and a bright yellow suit! 557 01:02:34,929 --> 01:02:37,005 I've got an idea. Come on! 558 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:13,915 Great! 559 01:03:16,888 --> 01:03:18,465 Kayla, look out! 560 01:03:24,937 --> 01:03:26,218 A bus? 561 01:03:27,857 --> 01:03:29,137 No! No! 562 01:03:33,446 --> 01:03:34,904 Kayla, wait! 563 01:03:44,832 --> 01:03:46,030 Come on, George! 564 01:03:46,709 --> 01:03:49,829 Hi, folks! Here is your complimentary map. 565 01:03:53,841 --> 01:03:55,501 Apparently, she knows the way! 566 01:04:01,390 --> 01:04:02,422 That's gonna cost us. 567 01:04:16,656 --> 01:04:20,570 - Is that an elephant? - Look out! Wild elephant! 568 01:04:35,216 --> 01:04:37,043 She sure was homesick. 569 01:04:40,888 --> 01:04:44,423 You know, coming here was a good idea, George. 570 01:04:45,184 --> 01:04:47,473 It was all worth it for this. 571 01:04:47,895 --> 01:04:49,935 Okay, I could have lived without the driving off a cliff, 572 01:04:50,022 --> 01:04:52,692 but I had the best time of my life! 573 01:04:53,901 --> 01:04:55,810 Thanks to you, George. 574 01:04:56,737 --> 01:04:58,529 Aha! 575 01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:05,245 - Rogue elephant! Stop her! - No! No, she's harmless! 576 01:05:06,414 --> 01:05:07,576 Kayla, look out! 577 01:05:12,044 --> 01:05:13,788 No. Hey! 578 01:05:20,177 --> 01:05:24,590 Your crime spree ends here, monkey. You have the right to remain silent. 579 01:05:24,682 --> 01:05:26,093 Anything you say... 580 01:05:26,934 --> 01:05:28,097 chitter 581 01:05:28,185 --> 01:05:31,471 can and will be used against you in a court of law. 582 01:05:46,662 --> 01:05:50,114 Well, we'll be on the ground soon. 583 01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:56,127 George, when we land, some policemen are going to come, 584 01:05:56,839 --> 01:06:00,338 and, well, I'm probably going to have to go away for a while. 585 01:06:02,303 --> 01:06:06,135 But don't worry. Maggie will take good care of you. I promise. 586 01:06:12,063 --> 01:06:14,435 I don't want to leave you, either, pal. 587 01:06:19,737 --> 01:06:22,691 The elephant kidnappers are having a moment. 588 01:06:23,574 --> 01:06:26,279 Now I'm supposed to get all mushy and let you go. 589 01:06:27,703 --> 01:06:31,203 You see this? Not an ounce of mush. 590 01:06:31,624 --> 01:06:34,293 - What do you want? - Me? Nothing. 591 01:06:35,002 --> 01:06:37,707 I have everything I could ever possibly need. 592 01:06:37,797 --> 01:06:41,581 You, the elephant, even this. 593 01:06:43,719 --> 01:06:46,637 Would the monkey like a nice, yellow banana? 594 01:06:48,474 --> 01:06:50,680 If you can get it, it's yours. 595 01:06:54,313 --> 01:06:55,807 Stop that! 596 01:07:00,653 --> 01:07:04,733 There, there, elephant. Here, go ahead and eat. 597 01:07:07,034 --> 01:07:09,323 The man and the monkey can't hurt you now. 598 01:07:13,791 --> 01:07:15,499 What? What? What? 599 01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:19,913 You are a worthy opponent, monkey. 600 01:07:26,095 --> 01:07:29,131 You're gonna have to do better than that to get the best of me, 601 01:07:29,223 --> 01:07:31,893 Danno Wolfe, Apprentice P.I. 602 01:07:37,273 --> 01:07:38,981 Nice going, George! 603 01:07:40,234 --> 01:07:41,812 We still need a plan. 604 01:07:41,903 --> 01:07:44,857 We gotta reach Piccadilly before the plane lands, 605 01:07:44,947 --> 01:07:48,114 let him know this was just a big misunderstanding. 606 01:07:58,294 --> 01:08:01,745 - What's that? - Cargo door probably popped open. 607 01:08:02,006 --> 01:08:04,129 - Again. - I'll secure it. 608 01:08:14,268 --> 01:08:16,973 After you jump, just give it a pull. 609 01:08:19,398 --> 01:08:20,430 Uh-oh! 610 01:08:24,403 --> 01:08:25,435 Stop! 611 01:08:36,374 --> 01:08:37,405 Easy, now. 612 01:08:41,587 --> 01:08:42,916 Here goes! 613 01:09:11,701 --> 01:09:13,740 - Gotcha! - Mr Wolfe... 614 01:09:13,828 --> 01:09:15,108 Head of Security. 615 01:09:15,204 --> 01:09:17,078 George! Pull the ring beside you! 616 01:09:29,802 --> 01:09:33,966 - I'm losing my grip here! - Hang on just a bit longer! 617 01:09:38,811 --> 01:09:41,895 - About to plummet! - Oh, boy. 618 01:09:47,236 --> 01:09:48,896 Earth! That's good. 619 01:09:55,578 --> 01:09:59,243 I jumped from a plane without a parachute and survived! 620 01:09:59,332 --> 01:10:00,909 I am awesome! 621 01:10:03,711 --> 01:10:04,909 Oh! 622 01:10:08,799 --> 01:10:10,875 That was fun, wasn't it? 623 01:10:13,095 --> 01:10:15,005 Hey! Can't see! 624 01:10:18,517 --> 01:10:21,091 Didn't think the whole "no parachute" thing through, huh? 625 01:10:21,812 --> 01:10:24,979 Come on, we've got to get to the theatre, George! 626 01:10:25,566 --> 01:10:27,191 Oh, no, you don't! 627 01:10:32,990 --> 01:10:34,650 Hey! Wait for me! 628 01:10:50,174 --> 01:10:51,668 We must be under the stage. 629 01:10:57,390 --> 01:11:03,143 And now, for my final feat of magic, I shall produce, from thin air, 630 01:11:04,146 --> 01:11:05,854 a water fowl. 631 01:11:12,738 --> 01:11:16,487 Who am I kidding? There's no such thing as magic. 632 01:11:16,576 --> 01:11:17,904 - What? - What? 633 01:11:19,453 --> 01:11:23,321 How it works is, there are a bunch of levers and pulleys 634 01:11:23,416 --> 01:11:26,370 and a dumb little button. You push it, and... 635 01:11:34,385 --> 01:11:36,674 Kayla! Oh, my! 636 01:11:37,138 --> 01:11:39,510 Is it you? 637 01:11:41,642 --> 01:11:44,264 It is magic! 638 01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:47,891 Hear, hear! 639 01:11:48,274 --> 01:11:49,768 Oh! 640 01:11:49,859 --> 01:11:52,231 My beautiful Kayla! 641 01:11:55,323 --> 01:11:57,896 I have you now, monkey. 642 01:12:04,665 --> 01:12:05,780 Guess who's back. 643 01:12:11,756 --> 01:12:13,914 No monkey makes a chimp out of me! 644 01:12:14,717 --> 01:12:16,460 Whoa! 645 01:12:20,056 --> 01:12:23,804 Put me down! Help! Mad elephant! 646 01:12:36,113 --> 01:12:37,228 What am I... 647 01:12:37,823 --> 01:12:39,401 What am I doing wrong? 648 01:12:39,492 --> 01:12:42,528 I think you need to work on your people skills. 649 01:12:44,580 --> 01:12:46,340 I bet they have an Internet course for that. 650 01:12:46,540 --> 01:12:48,580 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 651 01:12:52,046 --> 01:12:54,917 Oh, boy! I'm late for the Board meeting! 652 01:12:59,929 --> 01:13:03,974 Ladies and gentlemen, I am really dedicated to this museum, 653 01:13:04,058 --> 01:13:07,676 but between going cross-country with my monkey, 654 01:13:07,770 --> 01:13:09,928 falling off a train, biking off a cliff 655 01:13:10,022 --> 01:13:12,560 and leaping from an airplane with an elephant... 656 01:13:12,650 --> 01:13:15,770 Well, you know what that's like. 657 01:13:17,697 --> 01:13:19,191 Maybe not. 658 01:13:19,699 --> 01:13:23,946 It's just, I got my priorities all mixed up. 659 01:13:26,414 --> 01:13:31,704 Or, maybe they were mixed up before. 660 01:13:34,005 --> 01:13:36,959 Because I've learned more from one little monkey 661 01:13:37,049 --> 01:13:40,964 than I ever figured out from all my multicoloured pie charts. 662 01:13:43,806 --> 01:13:45,633 This is what matters. 663 01:13:46,225 --> 01:13:49,559 Families, friends, loved ones. 664 01:13:51,063 --> 01:13:53,851 People, coming together. 665 01:13:53,941 --> 01:13:56,859 It's my top priority, and it should be this museum's! 666 01:13:56,944 --> 01:13:59,649 We'll sponsor Living History days. 667 01:13:59,739 --> 01:14:04,484 Young, old, father, son, "All for One, One for All" days! 668 01:14:04,911 --> 01:14:09,371 We'll share our past, our present, our hopes, plans and dreams! 669 01:14:14,587 --> 01:14:18,419 Also, I have a few ideas for some cafeteria specials. 670 01:14:22,678 --> 01:14:27,139 Hole in one! Congratulations, Mr Director. 671 01:14:28,601 --> 01:14:31,471 Thank you, Mr Bloomsberry. Thank you very much. 672 01:14:34,106 --> 01:14:36,182 But I owe it all to George. 673 01:14:42,531 --> 01:14:43,776 Whoa! 674 01:14:43,866 --> 01:14:45,277 Hang on, George! 675 01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:05,465 - Well, look at that. - Oh, my goodness! 676 01:15:15,606 --> 01:15:17,895 - Cheers! - You're here! 677 01:15:18,401 --> 01:15:21,651 - All of us! - Are Tonga and Layla visiting? 678 01:15:22,113 --> 01:15:27,024 Visiting? They've joined my act! Now Kayla has her family, 679 01:15:27,118 --> 01:15:30,783 and my act has three times the magic. 680 01:15:34,083 --> 01:15:35,246 My hat! 681 01:15:56,022 --> 01:15:57,599 What's he doing? 682 01:16:02,528 --> 01:16:04,236 Nice trick, George! 683 01:16:07,074 --> 01:16:09,530 I taught him everything he knows.