SO, IT'S MY FIRST DEATH NOTIFICATION
AND I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. MM-HMM.
"SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR GRANDPA, HERE'S MY CARD,"
YOU KNOW, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
ANYWAY, I'M ABOUT HALFWAY OUT THE DOOR
WHEN MY PARTNER, RAY, SAYS TO ME,
"HEY, KNUCKLEHEAD, BEFORE THEY SHOW UP TO SEE THE BODY,
"YOU MAYBE WANT TO GO INSIDE AND TELL THE FAMILY
THAT GRANDPA IS MISSING HIS HEAD!"
THE GRANDFATHER HAD...
NO HEAD!
SO, I'M SURE YOU TWO DON'T DATE
ALL OF YOUR FIRST-CLASS PASSENGERS.
OH, NO, NO.
JUST THE CUTE ONES.
Provenza: ARE YOU, UH, ENJOYING YOUR DRIVE?
BECAUSE IF YOU'RE TIRED...
OH, NOT AT ALL, DARLIN'. I COULD GO ALL NIGHT.
Linda: OOH.
YOUR DESTINATION IS AHEAD.
THE SKIES LOOK VERY FRIENDLY.
YOU GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED?
OHH!
Shh!
MY FRIEND RYAN'S IN THE GUEST ROOM.
OH! Shh! DO YOU KNOW HOW TO BE QUIET?
I THINK SO.
WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD.
'CAUSE I ONLY KNOW HOW TO BE LOUD.
OH, GOD.
WHOA! I LOVE THE BOVINE MOTIF.
DO YOU? YEAH!
I THINK I MAY HAVE BEEN A COW IN ANOTHER LIFE.
OH.
HEY, HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE "MOO
HMM?
THERE'S BABY OIL IN THE BATHROOM.
HMM-HMM-HMM!
20 MINUTES.
20 MINUTES. BABY OIL.
* BABY OIL
OHH!
15 MINUTES.
15 MINUTES. HEH.
HEY, MR. POLICEMAN...
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE?
HMM
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT A REAL PAIR?
WHAT?
YOUR FRIEND RYAN --
IS HE ABOUT 6 FEET TALL?
LOTS OF TATTOOS? NOT SO TALKATIVE?
WHY?
AAH!
OH, MY GOD!
WHO IS THAT?
YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW HIM?
NO!
OH, MY GOD!
HMM, 93 DEGREES.
SO, UH, THERE'S NO SIGN OF FORCED ENTRY,
SUGGESTING THAT OUR MISSING FLIGHT ATTENDANT, RYAN WADE,
EITHER OPENED THE DOOR FOR THE VICTIM
OR HE POSSIBLY PICKED HIM UP, BROUGHT HIM HOME FOR A HOOK-UP.
REALLY?
PEOPLE STILL PICK UP STRANGERS FOR SEX
IN THIS DAY AND AGE?
ALL RIGHT. MA'AM...
WAS YOUR FRIEND RYAN THE SORT TO BRING HOME
SOMEONE LIKE THE MAN LYING DEAD IN THE BATHTUB?
I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, I CAN'T SAY.
WHICH IS IT -- YOU DON'T KNOW OR YOU CAN'T SAY?
I BARELY KNOW RYAN.
BUT IF I EVER THOUGHT HE'D BRING A MAN LIKE THAT HOME,
I NEVER WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM THE KEY.
LIEUTENANT, RATHER THAN JUST SIT HERE,
WHY DON'T YOU GET UP AND JOIN THE INVESTIGATION?
YOU KNOW, CHIEF, I-I DON'T THINK
STANDING UP IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA RIGHT NOW.
Tao: CHIEF, THE VICTIM'S GOT NO I.D.,
CORONER'S INVESTIGATOR SAYS HE'S ALMOST FULL LIVIDITY,
LIVER TEMPERATURE'S 93 DEGREES,
PLACING TIME OF DEATH AROUND 9:00 P.M.
THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
WHY?
THE GIRLS CAME BACK HERE AFTER OUR FLIGHT,
BUT BY 8:00 P.M., WE WERE ALL OUT HAVING DINNER
AT MUSSO AND FRANK'S.
YES, LIEUTENANT, IT'S ALWAYS GOOD NEWS
WHEN SUSPECTS IN A HOMICIDE
CAN POINT TO US FOR THEIR ALIBI.
ALSO, CHIEF, I THINK OUR KILLER
LEFT BIG, STUBBY FINGERPRINTS PRACTICALLY EVERYWHERE.
WELL, UM, SOME OF THOSE FINGERPRINTS
MIGHT BE...
...MINE.
TWO HANDS ON THE SINK?
PALM ON THE MIRROR?
NOT THE MURDER WEAPON?!
YES, TAO, YES!
ALL RIGHT?!
LOOK, AT FIRST, I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS IN A CRIME SCENE,
AND I-I DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER MYSELF BECAUSE
I DIDN'T WANT TO RUN THE RISK OF WIPING AWAY THE KILLER'S PRINTS.
MY ACTIONS THROUGHOUT
HAVE BEEN AS HIGHLY PROFESSIONAL AS ALWAYS.
CHIEF. HMM?
DO YOU WANT ME TO BOOK THESE INTO EVIDENCE?
NO.
Tao: I'LL RUN EVERYTHING, INCLUDING OUR JUAN DOE'S PRINTS,
THROUGH AFIS.
JUST TO BE CLEAR...
WE'RE CALLING THIS A MAJOR CRIME BECAUSE...
LOOK, WHENEVER A MEMBER OF MY DIVISION STUMBLES ON A BODY,
IT IS AUTOMATICALLY A MAJOR CRIME.
ALL RIGHT, UH, DETECTIVE GABRIEL,
WITH ME, PLEASE, TO THE MORGUE.
AND LIEUTENANTS FLYNN AND PROVENZA,
LET'S TAKE OUR SUSPECTS DOWNTOWN,
READ THEM THEIR RIGHTS, AND TRY TO KEEP THEM HAPPY AND TALKING.
Flynn: EASY ENOUGH, CHIEF.
WE WERE KEEPING THEM HAPPY AND TALKING BEFORE.
YEAH.
ASHLEY BELIEVES
THAT SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A COW IN A PREVIOUS LIFE.
CAN YOU STAND UP YET?
GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES, WOULD YA?
FINE, BUT ACCORDING TO THE AD,
PRETTY SOON YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CALL A DOCTOR.
THE SECOND CERVICAL VERTEBRAE IS SHATTERED,
WHICH WOULD HAVE CAUSED PARALYSIS OF THE DIAPHRAGM
AND INSTANT SUFFOCATION.
WAIT, WAIT, ARE YOU SAYING THE KILLER BROKE THIS GUY'S NECK
WITH A BASEBALL BAT?
UH, DOUBTFUL.
I MEAN, AN ATHLETE WITH YOUR PHYSIQUE
COULD HAVE DONE THAT,
BUT FROM WHAT I CAN SEE,
THE PERSON YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
WASN'T PICKED FIRST IN GYM CLASS.
I COUNT 83 BRUISES...
HELLO? GABRIEL HERE.
...SUGGESTING THE ASSAILANT CLOSED THEIR EYES
AND SWUNG RANDOMLY.
LOOKS TO ME LIKE JUAN BROKE HIS NECK
WHEN HE TRIPPED IN THE TUB.
FRANKLY, I'M NOT EVEN SURE I WOULD CALL THIS A MURDER.
SEEMS TO ME MORE LIKE, UH...
AN ACCIDENTAL DEATH
IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMEONE ELSE'S HISSY FIT.
OKAY. I WILL LET HER KNOW.
CHIEF, AFIS IDENTIFIED OUR VICTIM --
JOSE COTO.
HE'S GOT NUMEROUS ARRESTS FOR NARCOTICS
AND CONNECTIONS TO A LOCAL UP-AND-COMING DRUG RING.
THANK YOU, DETECTIVE.
SO THE BASEBALL BAT DIDN'T KILL HIM?
NO, THOUGH IT PROBABLY REALLY ANNOYED HIM
AS HE WAS DYING FROM A BROKEN NECK.
HMM.
Provenza: ANYWAY, HIS NAME WAS RIHAJ,
AND WE KNEW HE WAS ABOUT TO DROP DEAD
'CAUSE HE WEIGHED ABOUT 900 POUNDS!
SO, HOW DOES A CRIMINAL WITH A DRUG HISTORY
END UP DEAD IN THE BATHROOM OF A STEWARDESS'S CONDO?
UH, I THINK THEY'RE CALLED
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS NOW, CHIEF.
REALLY?
WE SEARCHED ASHLEY'S CONDO.
NO DRUGS OR CASH,
BUT WE FOUND THE MISSING FLIGHT ATTENDANT,
UH, RYAN WADE'S, CELLPHONE.
AND IT WAS ON -- AND NO INCOMING CALLS.
OKAY, I'D LIKE THE APARTMENT GONE OVER AGAIN, PLEASE,
THIS TIME BY DRUG DOGS.
DETECTIVE GABRIEL?
UH, YES, UH, CHIEF.
WADE MADE ABOUT, UH, $30,000 LAST YEAR --
MOST OF IT FROM COLONIAL AIRLINES.
AND I SEE NO SIGNS OF MONEY TROUBLE.
AND WHAT ABOUT THE WOMEN?
WELL, I, UH...
...HAVEN'T DONE THEIR FINANCIALS YET,
BUT, UM, NEITHER ONE OF THEM HAVE CRIMINAL RECORDS.
THANK YOU. SO MUCH.
I MEAN, I KNOW WHAT A CASKET'S SUPPOSED TO WEIGH,
AND THIS WAS REALLY HEAVY.
OHH!
Provenza:
NOW, HOW WE ALL DOIN'?
WE'RE TIRED, AND Y'ALL ARE TREATING US
LIKE WE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO THAT HORRIBLE "BANG-GANGER."
FOR ALL WE KNOW, YOUR ACQUAINTANCE RYAN WADE
IS OUT ON SOME KIND OF MURDEROUS RAMPAGE.
WHAT IF WE SENT YOU HOME AND HE KILLED YOU, TOO?
HOW WOULD THAT MAKE US LOOK?
MAYBE SOMEBODY KIDNAPPED RYAN.
MM-HMM.
NOW, WHO WOULD DO THAT?
WELL, OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T WATCH THE NEWS
'CAUSE IF YOU DID,
YOU WOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE
DOING ALL SORTS OF TERRIBLE THINGS
FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
THAT'S TRUE. YEAH. YEAH.
YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING NICE.
I KNOW!
THE ONLY REASON I EVEN OFFERED RYAN MY GUEST ROOM
WAS SO HE DIDN'T HAVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN THAT AWFUL TRAILER.
OHH! GOD.
WHAT TRAILER?
Dennis: FLIGHT CREWS DON'T GET LAYOVERS
IN FANCY MOTELS ANYMORE.
IN BETWEEN TRIPS, NEARLY EVERYONE HAS TO STAY HERE.
HI, DON.
REMEMBER THAT EMERGENCY LANDING ON PUGET SOUND
ABOUT FIVE YEARS BACK -- THE HERO PILOT?
CAPTAIN DON ELLIS. RETIRED AIR FORCE LIEUTENANT.
HE LIVES HERE NOW?
YEAH, 10 DAYS A MONTH. YOU CAN'T BEAT THE PRICE.
AND IF YOU EVER NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER,
YOU CAN ALWAYS USE THE 24-HOUR FITNESS AROUND THE CORNER.
GOOD MORNING, MARGIE!
YOU ON A FIRST-NAME BASIS WITH EVERYBODY AROUND HERE?
YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
I'M KIND OF THE UNOFFICIAL "MAYOR" OF LOT B.
AH! UH, THIS IS THE ONE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
THIS IS WHERE RYAN WADE WOULD BE STAYING.
YEAH.
L.A.P.D.!
WE'VE GOT A WARRANT. GO FOR IT.
CHIEF!
OHH.
WE'VE FOUND OUR MISSING FLIGHT ATTENDANT.
GINGER THINKS DRUGS WERE HERE.
I'M GUESSING WHOEVER SHOT HIM DIDN'T NEED A SILENCER!
[ JET ENGINE ROARS, BARKING CONTINUES ]
Pope: TO BE FAIR, COMMANDER,
YOUR NEW OFFICE ISN'T REALLY A CUBICLE.
IT'S MORE LIKE A...
SUPER CUBICLE.
IT HAS NO DOOR.
WELL, AS YOU KNOW, MANY LAYOFFS ARE COMING,
AND HOPEFULLY WHEN SPACE OPENS UP,
WE CAN FIND YOU AN OFFICE MORE TO YOUR LIKING.
THANK YOU, CHIEF.
30 YEARS ON THE FORCE,
AND I GET A CUBICLE.
A CUBICLE!
MORE COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE BUILDING?
AND HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
MAJOR CRIMES HAS BEGUN A MURDER INVESTIGATION
THAT APPEARS DRUG-RELATED.
WE COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP. CAN'T DO IT.
EVER SINCE WE STARTED ASKING FOR FULL FINANCIAL DISCLOSURE
FROM OUR NARCOTICS DETECTIVES, THEY'VE ALL TRANSFERRED --
ONE OF THE MANY THINGS I'LL FIX WHEN I'M CHIEF.
WHAT'S YOUR CASE ABOUT, ANYWAY?
WELL, BEFORE YOU GET ANGRY,
UH, LAST NIGHT, LIEUTENANTS FLYNN AND PROVENZA --
YEAH, ALREADY ANGRY.
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE THIS TIME?
WHILE ESCORTING A FUGITIVE BACK FROM DALLAS,
THEY STRUCK UP A DATE WITH A COUPLE OF STEWARDESSES.
WHAT IS THIS, THE '70s?
AND, IN ACCOMPANYING HIS DATE BACK TO HER CONDO,
LIEUTENANT PROVENZA FOUND THE BODY
OF A KNOWN DRUG TRAFFICKER IN THE BATHROOM.
ANOTHER COLLEAGUE STAYING THERE WAS MISSING
BUT HAS SINCE TURNED UP.
OKAY, WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
ONLY HE TURNED UP DEAD...
IN A TRAILER...
WHERE DRUGS HAD BEEN PRESENT BUT COULDN'T BE FOUND.
OKAY, SO WE HAVE MISSING DRUGS AND TWO DEAD BODIES.
ANY SUSPECTS?
ONLY THE WOMEN...
WHO WERE WITH LIEUTENANTS FLYNN AND PROVENZA
DURING THE TIME OF THE FIRST DEATH.
OHH. FLYNN AND PROVENZA.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IT IS
TO EXPLAIN THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR
WHEN YOU'RE APPLYING TO BE CHIEF OF POLICE?
I MIGHT.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
I'VE BEEN DRAFTED TO APPLY FOR THE CHIEF'S POSITION.
BELIEVE ME, IT WASN'T MY IDEA.
DRAFTED -- WHO EXACTLY DRAFTED YOU?
THE L.A.P.D. WOMEN'S COORDINATOR, CAPTAIN RAYDOR.
SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT OTHER FEMALE OFFICERS
FROM WITHIN THE DEPARTMENT WEREN'T APPLYING.
I NEED A DAY TO THINK ABOUT THIS.
WHAT?
I SAID I NEED A DAY TO THINK ABOUT THIS!
CONSIDERING THAT I HIRED YOU, I BROUGHT YOU HERE,
AND I'VE BACKED YOU UP IN EVERY CONFRONTATION
YOU'VE PROVOKED OVER THE LAST FIVE YEARS,
I DON'T THINK THAT'S TOO MUCH TO ASK. DO YOU?
FINE. WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT TOMORROW.
UH, WHAT ABOUT MY REQUEST FOR NARCOTICS OFFICERS?
DENIED. FINE.
WE'LL DO WHAT WE CAN.
I CERTAINLY HOPE
MY INABILITY TO CONDUCT THIS INVESTIGATION PROPERLY
DOESN'T END UP REFLECTING POORLY ON YOU.
CHIEF, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS CUBICLE BUSINESS.
I'LL BE HAPPY TO DISCUSS YOUR WORKSPACE WITH YOU, COMMANDER,
JUST AS SOON AS I SORT OUT MY DOUBLE HOMICIDE.
THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.
BUZZ, HAVE OUR GUESTS SAID ANYTHING I SHOULD CARE ABOUT?
DO YOU HAVE ANY INTEREST IN BRONZER, LIP GLOSS, OR WAXING?
UH, DETECTIVE GABRIEL,
ANYTHING FROM THE CANINE UNIT AT THE CONDO?
UH, YES -- JUST LIKE IN THE TRAILER, THE DOGS WENT CRAZY.
AND JUST LIKE IN THE TRAILER, NO NARCOTICS WERE FOUND.
CHIEF, I'VE GONE OVER ALL THE FLIGHT LOGS
FROM ALL THE TRIPS THAT ASHLEY AND LINDA
WORKED ON DURING THE PAST TWO YEARS.
IT LOOKS LIKE THEY FLEW WITH RYAN WADE OVER 90 TIMES.
SO MUCH FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND
BARELY KNOWING HER DEAD HOUSEGUEST.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! CHIEF, JUST BECAUSE THEY WORKED TOGETHER
DOESN'T MEAN THAT THEY KNEW EACH OTHER.
UH, I MEAN, Y-Y-YOU THINK
I HAVE A CLUE AS TO WHAT BUZZ DOES OFF THE CLOCK?
SOMETHING ELSE, CHIEF.
THE MORGUE WENT THROUGH OUR DEAD FLIGHT ATTENDANT'S POCKETS
AND FOUND HIS KEY TO THE TRAILER.
GIVEN THAT THE KILLER LOCKED THE DOOR BEHIND THEM...
THEY MUST HAVE HAD THEIR OWN KEY. THANK YOU, DETECTIVE.
HEY, CHIEF -- JOSE COTO, THE DEAD GUY AT THE CONDO?
TURNS OUT THE FEDS HAD A FLAG ON HIM.
WE TRADED CALLS WITH THE BUREAU,
AND THERE'S AN AGENT WHO WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU.
OH. JUST ONE SECOND.
LOOK, NO MATTER WHAT, RYAN WADE DIDN'T SHOOT HIMSELF,
SO THERE'S STILL AT LEAST ONE KILLER OUTSTANDING.
AND I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING THAT THOSE WOMEN KNOW.
BUT, CHIEF, L-LOOK,
I-I'M AS ANXIOUS TO CLOSE THIS AS YOU ARE.
BUT ASHLEY AND LINDA --
THESE ARE VERY RESPECTABLE LADIES.
FLYNN, BACK ME UP HERE. SURE THING.
CHIEF, DID WE MEET THESE GIRLS YESTERDAY?
ABSOLUTELY.
DO WE KNOW THEM WELL? I MEAN, HARDLY.
I MEAN, WOULD I STAKE MY REPUTATION ON THEIR BEING ON THE UP NO.
IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THEY --
WAY TO BACK ME UP, FLYNN!
AND THIS DEAD RYAN GUY --
I MEAN, HE COULD BE MIXED UP WITH ANYBODY.
LIEUTENANT, HAS IT EVEN OCCURRED TO YOU
THAT THESE WOMEN JUST ASKED Y'ALL OUT
'CAUSE THEY WERE USING YOU?
WHAT?! THAT'S CRAZY!
I WON'T EVEN DIGNIFY THAT WITH A RESPONSE!
I KNOW WHAT'S WHAT.
AND THESE GIRLS ARE CRAZY ABOUT US!
IS THAT SO HARD TO BELIEVE?
Brenda: I'M SO SORRY.
I'VE BEEN RUNNING ALL OVER,
AND I SHOULD HAVE CALLED TO SAY THAT THIS MURDER,
WHICH IS ACTUALLY NOW TWO MURDERS,
IS TAKING A LOT LONGER THAN I EXPECTED.
OH, YOU'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN.
MEET MIGUEL DIAZ... FROM HONDURAS.
HE OWNS A FREIGHT BUSINESS HERE,
WHICH WE SUSPECTED WAS ENABLING A GROWING DRUG OPERATION.
JOSE COTO --
THE GUY YOU FOUND LAST NIGHT, ALSO FROM HONDURAS --
WAS ONE OF DIAZ'S DRIVERS.
NOW, HE SHOWS UP DEAD IN A FLIGHT ATTENDANT'S CONDO,
AND SUDDENLY IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
DIAZ'S FREIGHT BUSINESS IS A FRONT.
LETS HIM LAUNDER MONEY
WHILE SERVING AS A DECOY FOR THE DRUG SMUGGLING,
WHICH WE NOW BELIEVE IS HANDLED BY AIRLINE PERSONNEL.
WELL, AS OF TODAY,
DIAZ HAS ONE LESS OPERATIVE WORKING FOR HIM.
AND I GOT TWO MORE DOWN THE HALL
I THINK ARE READY TO SPILL.
I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHAT I FIND OUT. ACTUALLY...
BRENDA...
HONEY...
I'VE BEEN SENT HERE...
TO WHEEDLE MY WAY INTO YOUR INVESTIGATION.
THIS IS ME WHEEDLING.
WELL, WE ARE SHORTHANDED WHEN IT COMES TO NARCOTICS, BUT...
WOULD YOU BE HELPING ME SOLVE MY CASE
OR WOULD I BE HELPING YOU SOLVE YOURS?
IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO THINK
THAT WE COULD WORK THIS OUT HAPPILY TOGETHER?
PROBABLY.
BUT I'M WILLING TO TRY.
OH, WELL, THAT'S GREAT NEWS.
NOW, IF YOU REALLY THINK THESE TWO WOMEN ARE INVOLVED,
I DON'T SEE ANY RUSH TO BREAK THEM.
IF WE HOLD ONTO THEM FOR A DAY --
ARE YOU ASKING ME TO WAIT A DAY?
IS THAT A PROBLEM?
YES, IT IS.
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
Flynn: WE'VE GOT ORANGE JUICE, COFFEE, SPRITE.
Ashley: UH, DO YOU HAVE DIET COKE?
Provenza: UH, WILL DIET PEPSI DO?
HAVE THEY GOTTEN ANYTHING OUT OF THE GIRLS YET?
NO, BUT THE GIRLS HAVE GOTTEN PLENTY OUT OF THEM.
OH, CHIEF, WE'LL CLEAR THIS STUFF AWAY FOR YOU.
UH, ACTUALLY, LIEUTENANT,
I'D APPRECIATE IT IF Y'ALL WOULD JUST GET OUT.
GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!
THANK YOU. SO MUCH.
WELL, LET ME START BY SAYING THAT MY OFFICERS
HAVE MADE SOME SURPRISING DISCOVERIES.
ASHLEY, YOU MAY BE AMAZED TO LEARN
THAT THERE WERE DRUGS IN YOUR APARTMENT.
DRUGS?
Y-YOU MEAN LIKE DRUG DRUGS?
HOW WOULD DRUGS GET INTO ASHLEY'S CONDO?
YOU THINK JUST LIKE A DETECTIVE, LINDA.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW, BUT I SUPPOSE
THAT RYAN COULD HAVE CARRIED DRUGS OFF THE PLANE
AND INTO THE CONDO, TAKING THEM WITH HIM
AFTER KILLING THE MAN IN THE BATHTUB.
DOES THAT SOUND EVEN REMOTELY POSSIBLE TO YOU?
CAN I BE TOTALLY HONEST WITH YOU?
I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO TRY.
I DON'T KNOW RYAN THAT WELL.
BUT I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SUSPICIOUS
THAT HE MIGHT BE SOME KIND OF DRUG MULE.
NOW, WHY WOULD YOU LET A DRUG MULE
STAY IN YOUR CONDO?
WELL...
HE HAS OTHER POSITIVE QUALITIES.
HE'S REALLY GOOD WITH THE SILVERWARE.
AND THE TRASH.
HE KEEPS THE GALLEY SPOTLESS.
MM-HMM, AND HE'S A VERY RELIABLE PHONE-MESSAGE TAKER.
Brenda: YOU MEAN HE WAS A RELIABLE PHONE-MESSAGE TAKER.
JUST LOOK AT THE DAMN SCREENS, HMM?
YOU SEE, WHEN WE WENT TO THAT AWFUL TRAILER THIS MORNING,
WE FOUND RYAN.
BUT HE WAS, UNFORTUNATELY, DEAD.
RYAN'S DEAD?
SHOT FOUR TIMES. TWICE IN THE HEAD.
NOW, I'M SURE IF Y'ALL HAD KNOWN RYAN WELL
THAT WOULD HAVE MADE MORE OF AN IMPACT,
BUT, STILL, IT MUST BE A LITTLE UPSETTING.
I WONDER WHO MIGHT HAVE KILLED RYAN.
ALWAYS THINKING LIKE A DETECTIVE,
AREN'T YOU, LINDA?
WHO KNOWS?
AS YOU'VE SEEN ON THE NEWS,
THE WORLD IS A HORRIBLE PLACE,
ESPECIALLY FOR PEOPLE
WHO ARE INVOLVED IN DRU DRUGS
LIKE RYAN SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN.
BY THE WAY...
HAVE EITHER OF YOU YOUNG LADIES EVER SEEN THIS MAN BEFORE?
HIS NAME IS MIGUEL DIAZ.
HE'S INVOLVED WITH DRUGS, MONEY LAUNDERING, AND WORSE.
MNH-MNH. NO. NO.
NO? NO. MNH-MNH. SORRY.
WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
AND SINCE Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL...
AND SINCE THERE'S NOTHING CONNECTING YOU
TO WHOEVER SHOT RYAN WADE AT POINT-BLANK RANGE,
Y'ALL ARE FREE TO GO.
UH...
WAIT, WAIT. I MEAN, SHOULDN'T WE BE PROTECTED?
FROM WHAT?
FROM THE UNKNOWN.
FROM, UH...
FROM WHOEVER KILLED RYAN.
OH, PEOPLE TANGLED UP IN DRUG-MULE STUFF
LIKE RYAN SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN --
THOSE PEOPLE --
THEY ALWAYS GET WHAT THEY HAVE COMING TO THEM.
YOU TWO, ON THE OTHER HAND, SHOULD BE JUST FINE.
ALL RIGHT. WELL, GOOD LUCK.
OH, UM...
PERHAPS LIEUTENANTS FLYNN AND PROVENZA WILL SEE YOU OUT.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Provenza: CHIEF!
CHIEF, Y-Y-YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE THOSE GIRLS
WALK OUT OF HERE TO FACE GOD-KNOWS-WHAT.
NO, YOU AND LIEUTENANT FLYNN
ARE GONNA INVITE THEM OVER TO YOUR HOUSE. BUZZ?
I'LL GET HIS PLACE WIRED RIGHT AWAY, CHIEF.
AS MANY CAMERAS AS YOU CAN HIDE.
CONSIDER THIS YOUR CHANCE
TO PROVE THAT THESE WOMEN WEREN'T JUST USING YOU.
AND IF THEY WERE?
USE THEM BACK.
THE ONLY THING I DON'T LIKE ABOUT DALLAS
IS THERE'S NOT ENOUGH GOOD CHINESE TAKE-OUT.
WELL, MAYBE THERE AREN'T ENOUGH JEWS.
UH, MY EXPERIENCE HAS BEEN
THAT THE MORE JEWS, THE BETTER THE CHINESE FOOD.
WELL, IT GOES BACK TO MOSES, WHO SAID,
"WITH TEN COMMANDMENTS, YOU GET EGG ROLLS."
I DON'T GET IT.
NO ONE EVER DOES. OH. OKAY.
HERE WE GO. MMM-MMM-MMM!
IT'S SO WONDERFUL OF YOU AND ANDY TO LET US STAY HERE TONIGHT.
ARE YOU SURE IF YOUR BOSS FINDS OUT
Y'ALL WON'T GET INTO ANY TROUBLE?
NOT A CHANCE.
WHEN HE AND I ARE OFF THE CLOCK,
NOBODY TELLS US WHAT TO DO.
WOULD YOU GO EASY ON ME
IF YOU KNEW I SMUGGLED SOMETHING OFF THE PLANE?
BUZZ.
TINY WINE, ANYBODY?
IT GOES GREAT WITH TAKE-OUT.
Flynn: NONE FOR ME, BUT YOU GO AHEAD.
YOU SCARED ME THERE FOR A SECOND.
MMM.
SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOUR BOSS?
UH, HOW DO YOU MEAN EXACTLY?
WELL, IT'S LIKE SHE THINKS
SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR THE BEAUTY PAGEANT.
I MEAN, BELIEVE ME, BEING FROM THE SOUTH,
I KNOW HER TYPE.
LIKE WHEN SHE SAYS, "THANK YOU,"
WHAT SHE'S REALLY SAYING IS...
"YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN STICK THAT!"
Linda: YOU KNOW, SOME WOMEN, THEY JUST --
THEY HIT THAT GLASS CEILING, YOU KNOW,
AND THEY JUST GET SO BITTER.
Ashley: MM-HMM.
DUMPLINGS, ANYONE?
NOW, THESE ARE DELICIOUS!
DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THEM.
OH, PLEASE, HONESTLY -- DO YOU THINK I CARE
WHAT A COUPLE OF STEWARDESSES SAY ABOUT ME?
UH, I THINK THEY'RE CALLED FLIGHT ATTENDANTS NOW, CHIEF.
WE'LL GET TO SEE HOW GOOD THEY LOOK IN ORANGE JUMPSUITS.
EXCUSE ME.
HELLO?
LIEUTENANT, LET'S NOT FORGET WE'RE HERE TO DO SOMETHING
AND THAT SOMEDAY THIS MAY ALL GET PLAYED IN COURT.
NO HABLA ESPAÑOL.
OH, YOU SPEAK SPANISH?
OOH, WOW!
AH, HERE WE GO, OH, BEAUTIFUL ONE.
THE LAST SIP.
FOR YOU.
OH. THANK YOU.
MM.
IT FEELS SO SAFE BEING HERE WITH YOU TWO.
ANDY, AFTER YOU FIND THE PERSON WHO KILLED RYAN,
WILL WE STILL HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT?
WHO'S TO SAY?
AS IT IS, I DON'T HAVE A CLUE
WHY SOMEONE WOULD HAVE KILLED RYAN IN THE FIRST PLACE.
DO YOU THINK THAT IT'S POSSIBLE
THAT WE COULD TALK TO EACH OTHER LIKE...
LIKE WE'RE REGULAR PEOPLE?
YEAH.
I MEAN, COULD WE JUST TAKE OFF OUR UNIFORMS A MINUTE
AND TRUST EACH OTHER?
GIRLS, LISTEN.
FLYNN AND I WORK MURDERS.
IF THIS IS ABOUT --
I DON'T KNOW -- DRUGS MAYBE,
BELIEVE ME, WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THAT.
WELL, THAT GUY WHO YOU FOUND DEAD IN THE TUB...
MAYBE WE DID KNOW HIM A LITTLE.
Flynn: HOW LITTLE?
A FEW YEARS AGO, OUR AIRLINE
ADDED A FLIGHT FROM HONDURAS.
THE COFFEE WE BREW ON THE PLANE COMES IN SEALED BAGS.
REGULAR HAS A GREEN DOT, DECAF HAS A YELLOW DOT,
AND THE BAGS THEY STOCKED IN HONDURAS WITH COCAINE
HAD A WHITE DOT.
WE JUST HAD TO MAKE SURE
THAT WE DIDN'T ACCIDENTALLY OPEN THE WRONG BAG.
AFTER WE'D LAND, WE'D TAKE ALL THE WHITE-DOT BAGS
AND PUT THEM IN A BIG, BLACK TRASH BAG,
AND WE WERE DONE.
JOSE, THE GUY IN MY BATHTUB,
LATER ON, HE'D COME BY WITH CASH.
WELL, HOW OFTEN WAS THIS?
ONCE A MONTH.
OHH.
THEN ONCE A WEEK.
THEN EVERY L.A. FLIGHT CONNECTING FROM HONDURAS.
ONLY, OVER TIME, THE DRUG PEOPLE
GAVE US LESS AND LESS FOR DOING THE EXACT SAME THING!
I MEAN, THEY SAID IT WAS THE RECESSION, BUT...
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.
A GIRL'S GOT TO LIVE, SO THIS WEEK WE DECIDED
TO DO SOMETHING WE'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE.
EVER SINCE THE AIRLINE STOPPED GIVING US MEALS,
WE'VE PUT OUR FOOD IN LITTLE COOLER BAGS.
AND YESTERDAY RYAN TOOK ALL THE WHITE-DOT PACKETS
AND CARRIED IT IN HIS BAG OFF THE PLANE FOR US.
RYAN WAS SUPPOSED TO HOLD ONTO THE DRUGS
UNTIL WE COULD SELL THEM TO THIS CONTACT I MADE.
ONLY I GUESS THINGS GOT COMPLICATED FOR RYAN
WHILE WE WERE AT DINNER.
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHO MIGHT HAVE SHOT HIM?
NO, WE ONLY EVER DEALT WITH JOSE.
NOBODY ELSE WAS INVOLVED IN THIS?
BESIDES THE PEOPLE IN HONDURAS
WHO WE DIDN'T REALLY KNOW, NO.
IT WAS JUST US.
WHAT WE DID REALLY ISN'T THAT BAD, IS IT?
I MEAN, KELLY OUR FRIEND
WHO WASHES HAIR IN A HAIR SALON,
SHE DOESN'T DECLARE ANY OF HER TIPS.
MNH-MNH.
THAT IS NOT LEGAL.
CHIEF, YOU GET THE SENSE
THERE'S A HOLE IN THIS STORY?
BIG ENOUGH TO FLY A PLANE THROUGH.
WE ARE CLOSE TO A DIRECT CONNECTION
WITH MIGUEL DIAZ, THOUGH.
AND LOOK AT THIS.
WHENEVER OUR FLIGHT ATTENDANTS
WERE ON A PLANE CONNECTING FROM HONDURAS,
IT WAS ALMOST ALWAYS WITH THE SAME CAPTAIN --
A CAPTAIN MARK WHEELER.
CAPTAIN WHEELER, I'M BRENDA LEIGH JOHNSON
FROM THE L.A.P.D., MAJOR CRIMES.
AND THIS IS AGENT FRITZ HOWARD FROM THE FBI.
LOOK, AM I UNDER ARREST OR AM I JUST BEING QUESTIONED?
BECAUSE YOUR OFFICER READ ME MY RIGHTS
AND THEN WALKED OFF WITH ALL MY BELONGINGS.
I APOLOGIZE, SIR. WE ASK PEOPLE TO EMPTY THEIR POCKETS
BEFORE INTERVIEWS FOR OUR OWN SECURITY.
A-AND YOU ARE WELCOME TO LEAVE,
BUT WE'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS FIRST.
ABOUT?
RYAN WADE.
HUH.
SO HE DID CALL YOU GUYS, THEN.
HE TOLD HE WAS GONNA CALL US?
LOOK, THERE'S THIS, UH, TRAILER NEXT TO THE AIRPORT
WHERE SOME OF US STAY.
ANYWAY, RYAN BURST IN ON ME
AND LAUNCHED INTO THIS CONVOLUTED STORY
ABOUT DRUGS AND SMUGGLING AND A GUY WHO WAS DEAD.
AND, HONESTLY, I DIDN'T KNOW IF HE WAS FOR REAL
OR IF THIS WAS SOME SORT OF PSYCHOTIC DELUSION.
SO, WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU SAY TO MR. WADE?
WELL, THAT HE SHOULD GO TO THE POLICE.
DID MR. WADE HAVE DRUGS WITH HIM
WHEN HE ARRIVED AT THE TRAILER?
NO, NO, HE SAID THAT HE HAD SOLD THEM TO SOMEBODY ELSE.
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL I GOT FROM HIM BEFORE I TOOK OFF.
AND YOU LEFT HIM IN THE TRAILER?
RYAN SAID HE WAS CONVINCED
THAT THESE DRUG PEOPLE WERE AFTER HIM.
SO I WENT TO A HOTEL BECAUSE, UH,
HE SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME.
WELL, I'M SORRY TO INFORM YOU, SIR,
THAT WE FOUND RYAN WADE YESTERDAY,
AND HE HAD BEEN SHOT TO DEATH.
OH, MY GOD.
OHH.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW MR. WADE'S KILLER MIGHT HAVE FOUND HIM?
UH...
YOU KNOW, UH, RYAN CAME IN A CAB.
SO PERHAPS THEY FOLLOWED THE CAB TO THE PARKING LOT.
THERE WAS NO BREAK-IN,
AND THE TRAILER DOOR WAS LOCKED WHEN WE DISCOVERED THE BODY.
WHO ELSE BESIDES YOU AND MR. WADE HAVE A KEY?
WELL, OBVIOUSLY, THE OWNER.
AND THAT WOULD BE?
IT'S ONE OF THE WOMEN WE FLY WITH --
ASHLEY ROGERS.
Fritz: ASHLEY ROGERS HAS TWO HOMES IN L.A.
WE FOUND BODIES IN BOTH OF THEM.
PROVENZA SURE CAN PICK 'EM.
CHIEF, WHEELER SAID THAT RYAN ARRIVED BY TAXI.
UH, BUT WE CHECKED, AND NONE OF THE CAB COMPANIES
HAD A PICK-UP DURING THAT TIME
GOING FROM ASHLEY'S CONDO TO THE AIRPORT.
WELL, RYAN WADE DIDN'T WALK TO THAT TRAILER.
AND I'M BETTING HE DIDN'T FLY.
HE MAY NOT HAVE HAD TO, CHIEF.
ASHLEY ROGERS HAS A CAR REGISTERED IN TEXAS
THAT'S BEEN COLLECTING PARKING TICKETS HERE IN L.A.
IT'S NOT IN THE CONDO'S GARAGE.
IT'S NOT ON THE SURROUNDING STREETS.
I'M BETTING WADE TOOK IT.
SO, ASHLEY DIDN'T TELL US ABOUT THE CAR...
CAPTAIN WHEELER LIED TO US
ABOUT HOW WADE GOT TO THE TRAILER.
KIND OF MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT ELSE THOSE TWO AREN'T TELLING US.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I THINK STARTING A FAMILY ARGUMENT MIGHT HELP US FIND OUT.
DETECTIVE SANCHEZ,
MAY I SEE CAPTAIN WHEELER'S PERSONAL EFFECTS?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US YOU HAD A CAR?
YOU NEVER ASKED!
AND I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS MISSING.
AND RYAN KNEW I WASN'T INSURED FOR AN ADDITIONAL DRIVER,
SO IF HE TOOK IT WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, THAT'S THEFT.
AND IF CAPTAIN WHEELER SAYS THAT HE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS,
WELL, THEN, HE IS THE BIGGEST LYING LIAR EVER.
HE CAME TO US WITH THE IDEA.
I BET ALL THAT COCAINE RYAN HAD IS STILL IN MY CAR.
AND SOMEBODY'S GOT TO GET IT
BEFORE THE DRUG PEOPLE COME FOR US.
RYAN PROBABLY PARKED IT IN THE PERSONNEL LOT.
SOMEONE SHOULD CHECK.
WE WILL, BELIEVE ME.
UH, THERE'S JUST ONE MORE THING I WANT TO KNOW.
AND I WANT AN HONEST ANSWER.
DID THE TWO OF YOU AGREE TO GO OUT WITH ME AND FLYNN
BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT WE COULD KEEP YOU SAFE
TILL YOU GOT RID OF THE DRUGS AND LEFT TOWN?
WELL, NOT ONLY.
BUT MAYBE MAINLY.
YEAH, THIS IS FLYNN. GET ME THE CHIEF. THANKS.
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS...
YOU WERE NEVER REALLY ATTRACTED TO US.
NOT SO MUCH.
BUT I'M SURE OTHER WOMEN ARE.
LIKE, IF YOU EVER CAME TO DALLAS,
MY MAMA WOULD GO OUT WITH YOU IN A HEARTBEAT.
OH, MINE TOO!
SO, THEY SAY THAT THE CAPTAIN WAS BEHIND THE WHOLE THING.
THANK YOU, LIEUTENANT.
ARREST THEM, REFRESH THEIR MEMORIES ABOUT THEIR RIGHTS,
AND GET THEM DOWN HERE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.
YOU GOT IT, CHIEF. SEE YOU IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO, I WANT YOU TO GET YOUR STUFF.
WE'RE GOING DOWNTOWN RIGHT NOW. COME ON.
WHAT?
ARE YOU UPSET ABOUT THOSE TWO?
FORGET ABOUT THEM.
THEY'RE CRIMINALS.
AND THEY'RE NOT THE ONLY TWO FLIGHT ATTENDANTS OUT THERE.
I THINK WE JUST CHOSE THE WRONG AIRLINE.
Sanchez: CHIEF...
I WENT THROUGH ALL THE KEYS, AND NONE ARE FOR THE TRAILER.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, DETECTIVE SANCHEZ.
SO SORRY TO KEEP YOU IN A HOLDING PATTERN,
CAPTAIN WHEELER.
SEEMS WE'RE ALWAYS BEHIND SCHEDULE AROUND HERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE. HMM.
THERE'S SO MUCH YOU CAN TELL ABOUT A PERSON
FROM WHAT THEY CARRY AROUND IN THEIR POCKET,
DON'T YOU THINK?
FOR EXAMPLE, LOOKING AT THIS,
I'D THINK THAT YOU GREW UP ON A FARM...
OR MAYBE YOU JUST HAVE A THING FOR CHEESE.
AM I CLOSE?
THOSE AREN'T MY CAR KEYS.
AREN'T THEY? OH, W
ASHLEY.
ASHLEY
THE WOMAN YOU IMPLIED EARLIER
WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MURDER OF RYAN WADE?
THAT ASHLEY?
YES, THAT ASHLEY.
HOW IS IT THAT YOU HAVE ASHLEY ROGERS' CAR?
I BORROWED IT.
OH, THAT'S EASY ENOUGH TO CONFIRM.
DETECTIVE GABRIEL, WOULD YOU PLEASE GET ASHLEY ROGERS ON THE LINE?
UH, OH, NO, OKAY, LOOK.
I DIDN'T MENTION IT BEFORE
BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO COMPLICATE THINGS,
BUT I GOT ASHLEY'S CAR FROM RYAN.
AND THAT WOULD COMPLICATE THINGS HOW?
WHAT, BECAUSE IF WE WOULD HAVE KNOWN ABOUT THE CAR,
WE WOULD HAVE GONE AND LOOKED FOR IT
AND FOUND THE COOLER FULL OF NARCOTICS INSIDE
WITH YOUR FINGERPRINTS ON IT?
MARK WHEELER, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
FOR THE MURDER OF RYAN WADE. LET'S GO.
WAIT A MINUTE! I DIDN'T KILL RYAN!
REALLY? THAT'S NOT HOW IT LOOKS TO ME.
AND THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S GONNA LOOK TO A JURY, EITHER.
BUT, WAIT A MINUTE -- I-I-I'M TELLING YOU
THAT -- THAT WHEN I LEFT -- WHEN I LEFT THAT TRAILER,
RYAN WAS FINE.
WHERE'S YOUR KEY TO THE TRAILER?
WHAT? YOUR KEY.
YOU WERE IN THE TRAILER WHEN RYAN GOT THERE,
SO YOU MUST HAVE HAD A KEY. WHERE IS IT?!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON OUT THERE?! MR. WHEELER!
IT USED TO BE WHEN PEOPLE SAW ME COMING,
THAT THEY WOULD STAND TO ATTENTION.
I WAS -- I WAS ONE NOTCH BELOW AN ASTRONAUT.
NOW...
I'M BARELY A BUS DRIVER.
I GET IT, CAPTAIN WHEELER.
YOUR GLORY DAYS ARE OVER.
WHO DID YOU GIVE THE KEY TO?
I'M ARRESTING SOMEONE TODAY FOR THE MURDER OF RYAN WADE.
IT'S EITHER GOING TO BE YOU
OR WHOEVER YOU GAVE THAT KEY TO!
I DID NOT GIVE THAT KEY TO ANYONE.
I LEFT THAT KEY OUTSIDE THE DOOR...
FOR MIGUEL DIAZ.
AND DID YOU ALSO LEAVE THE DRUGS FOR MR. DIAZ?
YOU KNOW SOMETHING? RYAN KILLED HIS GUY WITH A BAT!
DO YOU THINK T-THAT RETURNING THE COCAINE --
THAT WAS GONNA SAVE HIS LIFE?!
SO YOU FIGURED THEY WERE GONNA KILL HIM ANYWAY,
SO WHY NOT JUST TAKE THE DOPE AND MAKE THE MOST OF THINGS?
WHERE ARE THE DRUGS NOW, MR. WHEELER?
AS FAR AS I KNOW, THEY'RE -- THEY'RE IN ASHLEY'S CAR.
AND WHERE DID YOU TELL MR. DIAZ THEY WERE?
I TOLD HIM THAT I DIDN'T KNOW...
THAT I'D LOOK FOR THEM.
WELL, THEN...
YOU'RE GONNA CALL MR. DIAZ.
YOU'RE GONNA TELL HIM YOU FOUND THEM.
HEY!
HEY, LET'S PICK IT UP IN THERE, WILL YA?!
LOOK, WE'LL GO DOWNTOWN AND WE'LL SORT THIS OUT.
YEAH.
YEAH, AND EVERYONE WILL SEE WE'RE A COUPLE OF IDIOTS.
IT'S HARD TO KNOW HOW WE COULD LOOK ANY STUPIDER.
WHAT THE --
IS THAT YOUR CAR?!
YEAH.
YEAH, BUT THE JOKE'S ON THEM! I'M NEARLY OUT OF GAS!
THEY'RE GOING TO THE AIRPORT PERSONNEL LOT.
PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU ARE NOT CALLING THE CHIEF.
I'M CALLING A CAB.
DETECTIVE SANCHEZ?
READY, CHIEF. I CAN SEE ASHLEY'S CAR.
LIEUTENANT TAO?
ALL SET, CHIEF.
OKAY, JUST MAKE THE EXCHANGE --
DRUGS FOR THE MONEY AND KEY --
AND WALK.
WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED FROM ALL SIDES.
WHAT IN THE HELL?
HEY! STOP! THAT'S NOT YOURS!
KEEP GOING! KEEP GOING! GO! GO! GO! GO!
OHH!
GO! GO! GO! GO!
WE SEE YOU! STOP THAT CART!
POLICE! POLICE!
POLICE! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
GET THOSE HANDS IN THE AIR!
GET YOUR HANDS UP! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! HEY! GET BACK HERE!
GET 'EM UP! GET 'EM UP!
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
Fritz: GO! GO! GO! GO!
CHIEF, 9-MILL.
YOU GUYS GOT ALL THIS UNDER CONTROL?
YES, LIEUTENANT. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
GOOD.
NOW WHERE THE HELL IS MY CAR?!
WHERE'S MY CAR?!
HEY, YOU SKANKS!
BRING ME MY CAR!
BUH-BYE! HAVE A NICE DAY, NOW!
BUH-BYE! SEE YA AGAIN REAL SOON!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
NO, THANK YOU!
AH, THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT SO BADLY, DID IT?
CLOSED TWO MURDER CASES AND BROKE A NARCOTICS RING.
AND SPENT MORE TIME TOGETHER IN THE PAST TWO DAYS
THAN ALL OF LAST MONTH.
HAPPY HAPPY.
DON'T STAY TOO LATE.
AND GOOD LUCK WITH POPE, HUH?
OH, COMMANDER TAYLOR!
I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE SPACE!
WELL, CHIEF, YOU KNOW, IT MAY NOT LOOK IT,
BUT -- BUT SQUARE-FOOT-WISE,
IT -- IT'S BIGGER THAN MY OLD OFFICE.
DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?
YEAH, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO FIND YOU, ACTUALLY,
TO OFFER MY CONGRATULATIONS.
THANK YOU.
AND TO SAY I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT WE DISCUSSED EARLIER,
AND, UH, I THINK YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY
SUBMIT YOUR APPLICATION FOR CHIEF OF POLICE.
I'M ONLY SORRY I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THAT YESTERDAY.
ARE YOU?
YEAH, IT SEEMS OBVIOUS NOW.
I MEAN, THERE SHOULD BE A HIGH-RANKING FEMALE
FROM WITHIN THE DEPARTMENT APPLYING.
AND, UH, IF THERE'S GONNA BE A WOMAN IN THE CANDIDATE POOL,
BETTER IT BE YOU THAN SOMEBODY ELSE.
A
WELL, YOUR PRESENCE WILL HELP DETER OTHER WOMEN FROM APPLYING.
AND, YOU KNOW, YOU'LL BE GIVEN "SERIOUS CONSIDERATION,"
BUT THEY'LL NEVER HIRE YOU AS CHIEF IN A MILLION YEARS,
SO, REALLY, IT'S PERFECT FOR ME.
IS THAT SO?
WHAT MAKES YOU SO CERTAIN I WON'T GET IT?
BRENDA, PLEASE, YOU --
YOU CAN'T EVEN CONTROL YOUR OWN OFFICERS.
AND FLYNN AND PROVENZA WERE OUTWITTED
BY A COUPLE OF STEWARDESSES.
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS. AND THEY WEREN'T OUTWITTED.
REALLY?
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU HADN'T CALLED THEM
A COUPLE OF SKANKS,
THEY WOULD HAVE TOLD US WHERE THEY PARKED YOUR CAR.
I'M JUST SAYING.
DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO SHUT UP?!
LOOK TO THE LEFT.
I'LL LOOK TO THE RIGHT.
HEY, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO STARTED TALKING TO THESE TWO BROADS!
OH, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT PICKED THEM UP ON THAT PLANE!
OH, NO, I WAS NOT! WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
OH, EVERY WOMAN YOU SEE, YOU GOT TO GO TRY TO PICK UP!