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[ Soft piano music ]
[ Cat meowing ]
Ah, damn it!
[ Rock music ]
[ Soft piano music ]
[ Cat meowing ]
Ah!
[ Soft piano music ]
Ah!
Ah, damn it!
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[ Rock music ]
[ Soft piano music ]
Hey, are you Jennifer?
Do you need a ride?
[ Jennifer meowing ]
Let's go.
[ Music ]
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Welcome to the Deuce hotel!
Please enjoy your stay.
Oh, are here
for the festival?
Well, uh, enjoy your room.
Uh, the sink is really weird.
It's gonna look
like there's no faucet.
But whenever you feel
the need to brush your teeth
or whatever, don't worry
about it... it will happen.
Free continental breakfast.
And each room
comes with a turntable.
It's complimentary.
Wanna listen to some records.
Here's a Kenny Loggins record.
There's only one song
that's cool on it.
Our gym is
on the second floor.
Anything you need.
We've got books.
They're not just for show.
Like, we chose them.
They're all like pretty real.
Your room is, uh...
Just feel it out.
You know what I mean?
Next.
Whoa!
[ Music ]
"Echo echo," right?
Yeah.
I think you know
a friend of mine.
I guess, like, he might
have taken a picture
with you at some point?
We're actually really tired.
Me, too.
Oh, I'm so tired.
Hey, you know,
we give out free typewriters.
Yeah.
Do you want one?
Um.
Um, we got.
Yeah, no, you're right.
You have laptops, right?
Who even uses a typewriter
anymore, right?
It's so dumb.
Yeah.
If we could just
get the room keys.
Could you please not
stare at me like that?
Oh.
Um, your room
is not ready yet.
But you can wait over there.
Do you know when
it will be ready?
Uh, really soon.
Rely soon... we promise.
What are they doing?
This is ridiculous.
"The deuce."
The douche.
We have to sound check.
What are we supposed to do?
I don't know.
They're talking about us.
We've been here for hours.
S-s-s-sucks.
Right?
Waiting around for what?
Yeah, we don't have drinks.
No one's offered us food.
The costumer service
in this place is awful.
Really bad.
Don't you want
to run a business?
I guess, apparently not.
The man is
running this place.
It's just like a big, giant man
putting his big hand around
my neck, and he's just saying,
"don't do what you want."
That is it... I am done!
Take that!
Come on.
Take that!
Ahhh!
Oh.
That's illegal.
I'm taking it back!
I hate this place!
This place sucks!
So what?
So what, right?
Yes... yes!
Bart: Hey?
Did you guys do this?
Maybe.
You're fired.
What... from this?
You're fired.
Get out!
Wait, Bart.
Do you wanna hang out?
No.
[ Music ]
All right... come on in.
Let's see your badge.
Have a good time.
All right.
That's great.
Great.
Excuse me.
Where's your badge?
Um, I'm, uh, playing tonight.
What band are you in?
Um, sparkle pony.
Sparkle Tony.
Um, sparkle pony.
Carfalhonies.
Sparkle pony.
What's a skarkle coney?
We don't have that.
Are you part of
the drag city thing
that's going on tonight?
You're not part of it?
Then why are you here?
Also, the show started already.
What are you gonna do,
sound check after the show?
You just can't walk in here
with your guitar case.
You know how many people
with guitar cases we have?
Everyone has a guitar.
I have one.
It's just you and me
in our wonderful place.
No, they're sound checking.
You're not opening for them.
They have an opener.
Hey, is salmon there?
Wait, you're,
like, in a band?
What?
You're not gonna be
able to get in there.
Like, if they're gonna
let someone in
it's gonna be me and Nikki.
We're with the band.
You know Sam's not really
into girls like you.
I mean, no offense,
but, like, are you on the pill?
Because, like, no guy
would wanna get you pregnant.
I bet your song sounds
like a frog, like, croaking, and
then, like, choking on, like...
do you love me?
It doesn't matter.
I know you love me.
I love you.
Like named her
band after a horse.
All right, Jenna.
Well, we are set.
Would you care for some
musical accompaniment
while you want?
Jenna: Sure.
Okay.
Thank you.
Hey.
Check one two.
Check.
Check one.
Uh, we're
"the roving singles."
Our roadie is,
uh, not here today.
This is called,
uh, "tunnel vision."
Jenna get your acupuncture...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
We're so sorry.
It-it's just not
working for me.
I-I'm sorry.
Oh... oh, I got you.
I need to be able
to relax and breathe.
You paid for it, so we just...
it's part of the ambiance.
So this is called, uh,
"border patrol."
We had a show in winnipeg.
That's when we
were still together.
We were seriously dating.
First long term
relationship for me.
But then there's that thing
where it just switches over,
and, all of a sudden...
She goes,
"um, is there a reason
"you're telling me about what
"socks you're gonna wear?
"Like where-where did we get...
"how did we get here?"
Are you guys gonna play?
Yes.
We are... this is the intro
to the... it's the story
of how the song got written.
One, two, three, four.
I can't stand it anymore!
That-that's enough.
Stop!
I'm sorry?
A little quieter.
Absolutely.
It's like every time you hit
a-a high note, it-it just...
it feels like it drives
the needle right into my back.
It hurts.
This is called,
uh, "puddle falls."
Okay?
Shhh.
Fall asleep.
She's sleeping.
Hey, Jenna.
Jenna.
We want you
to hear something.
Jenna... sorry, sorry.
Jenna.
There's one more
part to the song.
Oh.
Okay... okay.
Stop!
Oh, she left.
Just, there's a...
cds out there,
and they're not labeled,
but that has our music on it.
They look like blank cds.
Just make sure...
get a magic marker
at home and, uh, write
"the roving singles" on it.
Jenna?
Hey, not without a pass.
You can't go in without a pass.
I'm, uh, playing tonight.
We'll, I don't know
that you're playing.
So you can't go inside.
Oh.
You gotta call on Wednesday...
Monday through Wednesday,
you gotta call Roger.
He's the manager.
Roger?
Call the ticket line and-and
they'll connect you from there.
But I can't let you in here.
It's a private event, okay?
I'm part of the festival.
Hey, what's going on, man?
I don't know anything
about the festival.
You can't go in.
He didn't have a badge.
It's none of your business,
and it's not my business.
That guy have a private event.
I really wanted
to sound check and get
a good sound on my guitar...
For the show.
Oh, yeah, you play guitar?
Yeah.
I like guitar.
I have a white guitar.
I don't know
anything about that,
so you have to...
when do other bands come in?
Why ask me so many questions?
I can't let you in.
You know, someone tell me
that when I was a little kid,
I say, "yes, sir."
Walking around and acting
like a little kid, and-and,
you know, that's unacceptable,
you know.
You have to be organized.
Sparkle.
My pony.
This is like
heavy rock venue, all right?
All the kid shows
and puppet shows,
and all that is over there.
That's on the other side...
on burnside.
You gotta go do that.
Uh, thanks.
[ Speaking Spanish ]
[ Music ]
Woman: Personal ad.
Hmm, age?
Thirty-three.
No, thirty-two.
They don't check, right?
Early 30s with
an adolescent spirit.
Ha, ha.
Who ever thought that I,
Rebecca malloy, would be
looking for love online.
Isn't computer dating
a realm usually reserved
for girls who have to
shave their inner thighs
and wear pants all year long?
Why me?
Why haven't I found the one?
I'm attractive.
I mean, I don't stop traffic
with my looks,
but who would want to?
That's distracting,
dangerous even.
I'm gonna check on the kids.
My mom always said,
"if you want something,
"you have to send that energy
"out to the universe."
So here it goes, universe.
I'm Rebecca malloy
and I am taking applications
for Mr. right.
The kids are
sleeping like angels.
I found your ring
in the bathroom.
Hmm.
Wayne, went to penn state,
where he studied geology.
But I don't want
someone who studied rocks.
I want a guy who is a rock.
Oh, monty.
I wonder if he knows
he has food on his face.
I wonder if I have
food on my face.
Ugh, I bet monty
doesn't even floss.
Sorry.
Movies!
My favorite.
Is this a sign?
My love life was going
from a flop to a blockbuster.
And just like that
there he was.
I wanted him
with my entire being.
It was fate... destiny.
But in the back
of my head there was a voice
telling me not to go.
Don't go.
A voice trying to hold
us back from being together.
What the hell?
What an annoying voice.
Hey!
Listen, I'm married.
But you're just so real.
Let's get outta here.
When I close my eyes
I see her standing there
with her blood red lips
and her long black hair
I can't look away
'cause she's everywhere
and I want her
but does she care?
Hi, I'm Gus van sant with
the blunderbuss film festival.
Keep your seats 'cause, uh,
we're gonna have a "q" and "a"
with the film makers.
Are you guys here?
Gus, right here.
Hey.
Anthony and Paul warnicker.
Hey.
Good to see ya.
Thanks.
So what - what
was the inspiration
behind your film,
"looking for Mr. write"?
What's a date?
What the hell's a date anymore?
What is the role of Americans?
Like, what-what are we?
You know what I mean,
as-as a count...
it's like who...
what are Americans now?
Is it the Norman-norm-normal,
uh, rockwind painting?
Uh, and-and-and
you guys liked it, right?
A lot?
Uh, what did you
shoot it on?
Uh, we did a multi-hybrid of,
uh, hd, 16 mill, and 8 mill.
Uh, we tried to do some
of it on black and white,
and that got, uh, thrown out
in the dumpster,
but that's our secret.
Excellent.
And, um, you wanted
to bring a friend up?
Our principle on the film
is, uh, franny Walker.
And I just wanna say we-we...
is she-she here?
Franny.
Hi!
Huge round of...
I mean, she killed it.
What a genius.
She was just unreal.
My voice sounds so
microphony when I'm on these.
It's totally different for me.
But, anyhow, it was....
All right.
Why don't you go sit down.
Okay, got it.
All right.
Whoo.
Any questions
from the audience?
Yeah, one more thing.
Sorry.
I just wanna say, too,
our-our other whole thing
about this movie
is first dates suck!
Ha, ha!
Gus, to go back
to your question,
"what did we shoot
"this movie on?"
I don't like that question.
We shot it on
our hands and knees.
We shot it with sores,
with calluses.
We shot it on faith.
And, uh, and-and a lot
of, uh, donuts and twinkies.
I must have put on, uh,
eight pounds on this,
uh, this production.
Uh...
We ate lot.
Uh, Gus?
Where did Gus go?
Gus?
Bro?
[ Music ]
Hi.
Um, I'm playing here tonight.
What is your name?
Sparkle pony.
I am sorry,
you are not on the list.
Thanks.
Oh, wait.
Hey, you are on the list.
You're not playing this venue,
but you're playing the festival.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay... okay.
And, uh...
What's the venue called?
It's called "Alaska,"
and it is on 21st and Reed.
Okay.
I haven't heard of it, but,
uh, I'll go head over there.
Sparkle pony,
good luck to you.
Thanks for
all your help today.
I love your barrettes.
Thanks.
Enjoy the day.
It's beautiful out there.
See you later.
All right, bye.
Bye.
[ Music ]
Here's your keys.
You guys wanted three of them?
We're having problems
with the keys 100% of the time.
So just, if you do,
come back and we'll get you...
try to make you a new one.
Also, I don't know
if this is for you,
but we have, um, a pacifier.
You-you're not...
You're too old for that?
It's complimentary.
We have, um, a free phone.
This connects...
you'll see a little
phone box under the bed,
and, just, you can connect it
according to the wires.
Sir, our manager
told us to hand this out.
There's one of America's most
wanted criminals in the area.
She has pierced ears.
So if you see her
walking up and down the halls,
just kind of go back
in your room and lock the door.
Yeah, and call
the front desk with that phone.
Dial 9-9-9-9 to get us.
And then here's a map.
This can show you where you
can get good food and stuff.
But there's nothing close.
[ Music ]
Get out.
Leave... leave.
Hi.
I need, uh,
one room, please.
Cool.
Very good.
Yeah, cool.
Cool, cool.
That's awesome.
You're staying here
for a couple nights?
Uh, just for one night.
One night... okay, great.
Great.
So, I see you play guitar.
Yeah.
We like music a lot.
Yeah, like big music fans.
We know a lot
of photographers.
We know a lot of film makers.
Uh-hmm... yeah.
So, can we get
your name please?
Um, sparkle pony.
Sparkle pony.
Wait a second.
I feel like I've totally
read about you before.
Really?
Yeah.
Welcome.
We're actually from Portland.
We don't usually...
we're not usually up here.
We've been hired to do this.
Yeah, this-this is, like,
a temporary gig for us, too.
Uh, we should put her in
the executive suite.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
It's about a foot bigger.
Wow.
We got an ice bucket.
Thank you.
And, um, like,
a tape recorder,
and then some cassettes.
Right.
All right, you're set on that.
And, uh...
the bathroom
has carpet in it.
Oh.
Thank-thank you.
The carpet and the bath mat.
We don't really give this
to all the guests, but this
is gonna add a little bit
of mood lighting to your room.
Thanks.
Did you play at the fest?
I didn't actually
get to play, but who knows...
what happened?
It's a cool festival.
Um, I guess
I wasn't on the list.
You're gonna go home
without even playing a show?
Wow.
Anyway.
What... screw that!
Play here.
Really?
Yeah.
Here?
We don't even need
the manager to do this.
Pay attention.
Uh, we're gonna have
an impromptu show
playing live music.
Come on down.
Okay.
Hurry, you guys.
You guys, come on.
This is it.
All right, play.
No, it's okay.
Go ahead... play your song.
Sounds great.
Cool
perfect.
Sorry... I gotta tune
that up a little bit.
Okay.
Hold on... wait.
[ Music ]
Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com
Jenna you're so cruel
Jenna you're so sweet
Jenna get your acupuncture
go get off your feet.
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